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Ok /tg, i don't even know how to properly fucking start this.
I have just been invited on discord to what is easily the single most autistic game i have ever even seen conceptualized.

Ok so the only guy you need to know for this story is the dude i'm gonna call "Stars" because his Pfp on discord is Stars and Stripes from MHA.
Stars isn't really one of my friends, he's more a friend of a friend. i know him and he knows me but we're closer to acquaintances. We're just two dudes who hang out on the same discord server.
He's also a turbo manchild autist. Like we're talking in his 20s but doesn't watch anything except kids shows, battle shonen bad and doesn't listen to anything but JRPG Boss music, Anime OPs and Friday Night Funkin' tracks as he lives with his parents and never leaves the house.

But fine whatever, he can live his life. doesn't bother me that much.
Well recently, i got invited along with his group of like 3 people who hang out with him for a TTRPG game. Appearently because i'm the only person who plays TTRPGs that he knows so i got invited alongside his friends to play this game he's come up with.

honestly at this point I think i have to explain my step-by-step thoughts as we got the concept in greentext style because it was as autistic as it was baffling while weirdly self-aware?
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>Stars explains that the game is going to be done in a homebrew setting and game system
>The System he showed off was a Frankenstein's Monster mashup of DnD 5e and Mutants and Masterminds and some mechanics that i'm sure was taken from other shit
>Ok not a good sign but what's the story
>Stars tells us the story is going to be based on Korean isekai webtoons
>Oh no
>Stars explains that it's set in a universe of his own creation that he wants to make a webcomic out of
>OH NO
>Gives us a fucking word doc outlining plots, locations, characters (including having a few listed as the main protagonists of his story)
>Story is a generic "3 teenagers with powers have to collect the macguffins before the villain" plot in a kitchen sink setting with no cohesion, having wizards and knights, mad scientist and superheroes
>Oh god i can hear metal clinking of the railroad being placed down ahead
>Explains the plot is going to be some meta-fiction shit of us actually playing ourselves being isekai'd to his universe and getting powers along the way
>At this point i'm just looking for a way out without looking like a dick
>One of Stars' friends says what i've been thinking this whole time.
>Something to the effect of "This seems like you got this whole story figured out. You should probably just write a story bro"
>Stars reply, Stars. fucking. reply
>"I can't derail my own story"
>FuckinWAT.jpeg

As it turns out this dude got inspired by some isekai manga about dudes getting zapped into stories they know and having to derail it to survive. he literally WANTS us to derail his precious universe's story and kill his OCs and shit.
Stars wrote a fucking campain about breaking the railroad he's built in a generic setting inspired bad webtoons.

I can't tell if this is going to be the worst game i've ever been a part of or one of the best and i'm not even sure if i should join it, but i'm so morbidly curious at this point.
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>>94498400
This is retarded but supposing it's real it seems like the guy has put a lot of work into creating something just to let you guys break it like a bull in a china shop. The polite thing is to at least give it a chance, if for no other reason than the opportunity to piss all over isekai bullshit with the full blessing of an invested DM.
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>>94498397
i could do this exact same premise and it would be amazing. have you thought that maybe stars is actually awesome and will do it well?
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>>94498397
>>94498400
Give it a shot anon. He may be autistic, but it does sound like he put a lot of effort on it. He doesn't really sound abrasive or controlling. Far from it really.
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>>94498400
This actually sounds fun. I'd play it.
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>>94498400
>As it turns out this dude got inspired by some isekai manga about dudes getting zapped into stories they know and having to derail it to survive. he literally WANTS us to derail his precious universe's story and kill his OCs and shit.
>Stars wrote a fucking campain about breaking the railroad he's built in a generic setting inspired bad webtoons.
I was completely with you up until this, this is actually a pretty neat idea to be honest with you.
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>>94498397
I did something similar and merged a bunch of different ttrpg and pen and paper stuff into one setting than added in a bunch of worlds and things like comic book multiverse and the star wars and star trek and dragon ball multiverse and all sorts of things into it in one giant merged multiverse set in the earth 0 dimension of the dc comics multiverse with everything merged into it and it being a super universe of pretty much anything and everything including variants of people *same person but a different version from a different timeline* and all sorts of dumb shit. And thats not even getting into the whole era's of time thing in the merge so all sorts of times and era's are in the universe also so there's vikings and kingdoms of knights and kings and all sorts of dumb but fun shit. its been oddly popular with my players as they can kind of get into anything in the world.
last session we solved a cold case in gotham city working with supergirl and 2 harley quinn variants and 1 batman variant along with a few other minor plot points like going to a 1920s jazz lounge in the world
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>>94498397
>>94498400
The whole korean webtoon aesthetic aside, the idea itself doesn't sound too bad.
He should have lead with that info, the poor autist.
>"Hey guys, recently I was inspired to write so and so but I need some help to take the story off the rails. Would you shitlords like to play a weird ass meta textual quasi-rpg with me to help?
Or whathaveyou.
Anyhow, give it a shot, sounds like it could be fun in a beer and pretzels sort of way.
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If you do this, you have to commit. Go full Light Imagay, one thousand IQ moves, system breaking that would put the powerest of gamers to shame. This is yout chance to be a cross between that one asshole from sword art online and that other asshole from code gayass. Be the isekai Shonen protagonist self insert you've always had inside you this whole time.
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>>94498400
Definitely autistic, but I'd give him a shot. You should be able to tell whether he's a decent DM within the first few sessions, and setting up railroading with the intent for you to break it sounds pretty sick.
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>>94499836
>beer and pretzels sort of way.
Kill yourself you fucking faggots. You low effort casual fake fans who play these games just to treat them like a joke and jerk off in the game and do le epic natural twenty stunts, are the bane of this hobby. Go play Cards Against Humanity, or fuck, you have Jackbox games now to channel your amateur comedy hour into. Beer and pretzels is code word for "lol i troll the game because I'm an ironic millennial who can't take anything serious." Drink bleach. I drink beer, and eat pretzels, at my serious RPG game that is a long running campaign where people actually give a fuck. Taking some guys game he worked hard on, even if it'd autistic, and deciding to treat it like a homosexual hipster from big bang theory? Dude just be an honest man and don't play. Don't be a fucking fag "DnD is just a game so I should shit it up with my antics" kind of fucking cunt. And don't give me that fauxbertarian shit about how "we can play how we want" that's bullshit. You do NOT have a right to turn RPGs into some kind of joke. Plenty of child molesters get away with their crimes, that doesn't make it right, you fucking Ayn Rand worshipping pedo fgagot. If I had my way, every last fucking one of you would be biting the barrel of a Luger. Fuck you.
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>>94498397
>>94498400
this doesn't seem that autistic, just a little bit autistic
dunno what's your problem
>manchild
you are playing a TTRPG
that alone makes a manchild as well and you should embrace that
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>>94500646
meds
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>>94500646
Utterly based, trend-chasing consoomers don't belong in the hobby.
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>>94498400
Imagine being some kind of opposite-but-equal-autist so married to normalcy the very idea of doing anything weird or interesting makes you cringe
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It's so autistic that there needs to be a new word for that. So he has a railroaded campaign you would never like, so he tricked you into playing by proposing you could break the railroad, but you haven't grasped that he already has those angles covered too.
>TFW you got hoodwinked into a fully railroaded campaign like a cuck
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>>94498400
First of all, check'em numbers.
Secondly, this is a sign you should join the game and play into Star's hand just so you can follow up with more greentext.
Thirdly, this is the best thread on /tg/ right now and can only be made better if you follow it up.
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Is OP doing a thing where he describes an awesome campaign and acts like he hates it for (you)s?
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>>94501516
I think this is Mr. Greentext or whatever that channel is called fishing for replies to post on yt.
>Captcha: MRDMTS
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>>94498397
>>94498400
You need to learn how to communicate your ideas more concisely, this didn't need to be spread over two posts and we don't need to know all this background.

You sound like a dickhead.
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>>94501546
the idea seems too clever for a low effort jootuber to come up with, unless he took the story from somewhere else
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>>94498400
>he literally WANTS us to derail his precious universe's story and kill his OCs and shit.
>Stars wrote a fucking campain about breaking the railroad he's built in a generic setting inspired bad webtoons.
That's based actually.
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>>94500646
Dangerously based but also meds
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>>94500646
I agree with the general sentiment but you are either "trauma dumping" or projecting.
Possibly both.
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>>94498400
>Stars wrote a fucking campain about breaking the railroad he's built in a generic setting inspired bad webtoons.
You're just mad they're good at 4d chess.
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When you said most autistic I was thinking it'd be full of recognizable characters from IPs or some Object Show or Sprunki mapaint shit. This is barely even a 6 out of 10, bro. You live a blessed life sheltered from anything more autistic than this. Get off the internet while there's still hope for you.
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>>94500646
Holy shit I fucking kneel.
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OP is a fag as always and Stars seems like the kind of weirdo you can have dumb fun with. I'm on team Stars.
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>>94498397
>>94498400
>"heh, check out the game this turbo-autistic cringe loser manchild put together for me"
>proceeds to describe a SOVLful campaign constructed to offer him as much choice as possible
You sound like an utter faggot. >>94500646 is a schizo, but he's right.
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>>94498400
Meh. Where's the innawoods shotgun with erect dick, where's the inquisitor blessing random constabularies, where's the ungulate masturbation for buck lure, where's the random jar of menstrual blood used for wiccan and vampire sexplay, where's the women being used as tables? Storytiem USED to mean something.
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>>94504892
>Storytiem USED to mean something.
Yeah that's before Niggerbeardia started stealing all the stories for their dog shit YouTube channel and /tg/ failed to mount an effective counteroffensive.
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>>94498400
>>The System he showed off was a Frankenstein's Monster mashup of DnD 5e and Mutants and Masterminds and some mechanics that i'm sure was taken from other shit
>>Ok not a good sign but what's the story
I don't get it.

>>Stars tells us the story is going to be based on Korean isekai webtoons
>>Oh no
I still don't get it.

>>Stars explains that it's set in a universe of his own creation that he wants to make a webcomic out of
>>OH NO
I genuinely am not getting this and why it's supposed to be bad.

>>Oh god i can hear metal clinking of the railroad being placed down ahead
What? Based on fucking what?

>>At this point i'm just looking for a way out without looking like a dick
Why?

Am I going crazy? I legitimately am not connecting these dots. Is OP just reddit-cringing cause of buzzwords or something? "OH he said the icky word 'isekai' now I'm uncomfy :("? I don't get why everyone in this thread is just nodding their heads and agreeing to this.

>>94500646
Unfathomably based.
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>>94505794
you were born after 9/11 weren't you?
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Thanks /tg, for the support on the idea.

You see, i was kinda lying in the initial post.
I AM stars, i'm the autist basement dweller with the absurd isekai idea.
I have insecurity and self esteem issues so i thought my game concept was just cringe and stupid.
So to gauge a reaction on if it was even worth it to make this game i decided to post on here from the perspective of a perplexed player who got the concept pitched to me to see if people would think it's worth joining a game like that.

In hindsight i could've gone about gauging a reaction in a way more honest way.
Oh well, i had fun seeing reactions to the post anyway
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Oh boy, Isekai. Let me tell you about one of the worst experiences I’ve ever had with a player.
Come hear the ballad of Maxim (pic related) 1/x
>Running a game in a setting that’s basically Balkan Shonen Anime
>Everyone else actually characters fit for the setting
>then there’s a player I’ll be referring to as S, who asks to play a Isekai character
>I say yes for some god forsaken reason
>In comes maxim the Ukrainian soldier that died from having a defective missile drop on him
>He spawns in and immediately starts naming things he had on him like his phone, two guns, phosphorus, his entire coin collection, etc.
>He then starts saying how he goes around showing his phone to people to prove he was from another world
>I tell him the goddess that Isekaied him changed his Lock Screen to Konosuba hentai permanently as a joke because he keeps showing it to everyone
>Also tell him that everyone thinks he’s being a schizophrenic
>Begrudgingly stops after people send him off to join the hexers, in setting magic mercenary/monster hunter people that sometimes work with the government (PCs)
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>>94506677
phoneposter
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>>94506677
>I should also mention during this he wanted to use the power of modern fire arms to dominate the setting… a setting with Yugoslavia era tech and magic.
>After he meet up with the other PCs he had the longest character introduction ever about how he had the most painful death imaginable
>The painful death of… having a multi run metal cylinder fall on you from a high altitude… almost certainly resulting in instant death
>He keeps reiterating his point about having the most painful death imaginable until we explain this, and then he gets pissy and finally stops his character intro
>He asks some questions about the setting in character and then starts talking in depth about how the setting is exactly like his history plus Naruto and lore dumps Naruto to everyone
>Something I forgot to mention is that he talks over everyone constantly and talks about twice as much as anyone else at the table
>So every single conversation is some other player saying something important before Maxim starts saying stupid nonsequiters
>The session goes by and he keeps doing the endless pocket shit until he tries to pull out a hand grenade and we get a player rage quite the game as I’m yelling at him to cut it out
>Final combat of the session gets dragged out because he refuses to actually attack and just farts around doing nothing of consequence because S is an autist that has zero respect for anyone else’s time
>Session is drawing to a close and pic related talks to Maxim at a local bar they had to go to for their mission
>He gives him a drink and they leave together
>He wakes up the next morning with no clothes and missing a kidney. Learning that she was a professional organ trafficker
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>>94506691
Yes
>>94506677
>>94506714
>Next session has him still talking over everyone and hyper fixating on weird shit while refusing to actually help in any fights or learn the games mechanics.
>He also wants to use his characters info manipulation powers to mind rape a random 16 year old working for an enemy faction but besides that there isn’t too much to say that session
>The next session is where stupidity hit peak and didn’t stop
>He now gained two new hyper obsessions during a boat ride session over to an island nation, getting his kidney back and 4/5th dimensional geometry
>Every and I mean EVERY single action or conversation he had after this related to one of those two things for some ungodly reason.
>The mission was too assassinate a mob boss and pin it on a bigger Hexer group while a bridge builder was being guarded by one of said groups. Basically the Naruto Land of Waves arc via Rosencrance and Guildenstern are Dead.
>This stupidity finally culminates after several sessions with him reading the mind of the Naruto standin for some unnecessary reason
>He comes face to face with the demon in their head
>Demon tries to bargain with Maxim to help them take control of their host in return for getting his kidney back or something else he wants
>Maxim keeps cutting him off with S cutting me off mid sentence multiple times while he trauma dumps his whole life story along with his worlds history and the plot of Naruto on the demon
>Demon gets so pissed he stops trying to bargain and attacks
>Maxim has to make a save to save himself
>Fails
>Dies
Good riddance.
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>>94505955
There was no reason to lie like that, but at least you don't *actually* have a player who's such a dick. You should get a job tho, for real.
>>94506677
>>94506714
>>94506739
I'm sorry you had to deal with that moron, but
>Balkan Shonen Anime
>hexers, in setting magic mercenary/monster hunter people that sometimes work with the government
>Yugoslavia era tech and magic
This setting sounds very cool.
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>>94505955
>OP was ten parallel universes ahead of us
Bravo, but my advice still stands - this concept lives or dies based on the player input. You need people insane enough to go all in.
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>>94506788
Thanks. That player aside the game has been fun so far
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>>94498400
>he literally WANTS us to derail his precious universe's story and kill his OCs and shit.
>Stars wrote a fucking campain about breaking the railroad he's built in a generic setting inspired bad webtoons.
I dunno, there have been a few vidya like Slay the Princess, Stanley Parable, and one other I forget the name of where the player is encouraged to go completely off the rails just to see what happens, and they're good games.

Of course this kind of story is very difficult to pull off.
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>>94498397
>hey, I've been watching/playing X, and thinking of making a campaign based on the setting...
every time it is shit, it tries to imitate it without any of the things that make it good.
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>>94506739
Sasha did nothing wrong.
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Stars, you should read the series that did this concept first and did it best: Guardians of the flame. There's also the conflict that comes from players that would also want to stay and even protect the world against the others wishes, or even rule it.
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>>94505857
Pretty sure it's millennials that cringe at nothing. You tell a boomer gamer that you put in Star Trek into their LotR, and they think it's awesome.

Now answer the questions.
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>>94498400
I was legitimately kind of worried at first (probably because I'm a lot more like Stars than I'd like to admit), but if I was you, I'd at least try out the first session. And, if he is kind of crap at it, oh well.
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archived to suptg, salute to op and stars
i fucked the tagging up but hopefully someone who's not a newfag like me can fix that
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Bumpus
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>>94498400
>derail it to survive
90% sure i know which korean webtoon it is based off that sentence alone
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>>94506677
>>He spawns in and immediately starts naming things he had on him like his phone, two guns, phosphorus, his entire coin collection, etc.
6 lines in and you already saved me the trouble of reading this. You're a retard for just blindly letting him have that shit.
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my nigga got invited to play a game with tamers12345 and is bitching about it
sounds like fun to me
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>>94520508
I said no repeatedly on that, I had agreed he had what he had on him when he died which included some starting equipment equivalent weapons. Everything after that I had to pause the game for a second to say no and eventually just had someone rob him to take anything else he had on him
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>>94505955
You don't sound like you have the self-esteem or mental stability to run this without severely fucking it up.
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>>94520795
>I said no repeatedly on that,
>I had agreed he had what he had on him
Then you didn't say no and you are a blithering retard. Keep your table in line and stop wasting space with dumb stories on here.
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>>94500646
No BAD WRONGFUN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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>>94500646
Yeah, this guy is right.
You can't play a game with a system with any kind of depth as a beer and pretzel style game.
Beer and pretzel games exist and they feature fast character generation, a super simple resolution mechanic, EXPECTED character death, and take zero aspect of themselves seriously. If your session, adventure, and entire premise cannot be in one sentence that is less than 20 words, you aren't playing a beer and pretzels game.
>You are a kobold trying to steal human babies to eat for a party.
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>>94500646
TTRPGs aren't deep, and never have been.
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He's practically inviting you to be a murder hobo, how do you resist?
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>>94521459
>You can't play a game with a system with any kind of depth as a beer and pretzel style game.
Not true.
If you and your peers are intimately acquainted with the systems and know the motions by heart, you absolutely can.
Also, digital tools.
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>>94525155
Counter point: If you're drunk and dehydrated on pretzels, you cannot be expected to follow any or all of the rules accurately, no matter how much you pretend you "know the motions by heart."
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>>94523771
>I was always a tourist, and always will be.
Yeah, we know.
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>>94500646
Exceedingly based and I kneel
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>>94498400
sounds based
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>>94498400
This is a rare instance of a cringe underflow, where something is so cringe it wraps around to being based.
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>>94498400
>As it turns out this dude got inspired by some isekai manga about dudes getting zapped into stories they know and having to derail it to survive. he literally WANTS us to derail his precious universe's story and kill his OCs and shit.
>Stars wrote a fucking campain about breaking the railroad he's built in a generic setting inspired bad webtoons.
I was with you until this. This is actually pretty based. He literally wants you to metagame and break his railroad, while also roleplaying a self-aware metagamer ruleslawyer faggot. That's turning wet dogshit into serious kino potential, I'd give it a chance



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