>>725776
Hype.

>>725776
Time for Yoru's moment in the limelight.

Shame that Wargle's heavily implied it will crash and burn

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Wew lads, did anyone else see those debates?
Fuckin' hell, i just want to see them get into a straight up fistfight on live tv at this point.

>>725791

I'm surprised there hasn't been more fighting or any assassination attempts at all considering the level of vitriol and anger throughout the country.

Glad people aren't getting hurt, but it's just a little surprising.

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It continues

>>725791
Unless your talking about Pain's debate with Minato over which beloved character is going to die tragically off screen I don't fuckin care.

>>725802
I'm expecting election day to be a fucking bloodbath.

>>725806

I'm both excited and afraid.

>>725791
I could not feel less for the state of our politics.

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>>725804
Good for you, faggot.

>>725810
Politics get out.

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>>725776
Yes I caught a live thread! Hype thrusters engage!

>>725802
>Any assassination attempts at all
You do remember that time a random neoliberal tried to rush the stage and attack Trump?

He failed hard though, so it's not surprising if you forgot or missed it.

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>>725776
Forgot the new "official" image? Don't worry I got your back!

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So I have no Idea where I found this but it seems pretty appropriate for this thread

>>725810
Dude this thread's about ninjas, go to fuckin /pol/ if you want to make a politcal deadpool. This thread is for people to watch child solider ninjas murder each other.

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>>725827
I prefer this one

>>725791
when are they going to reveal the real candidates?

the joke isn't funny anymore

>>725837
Dude I am saving the fuck out of that gif.

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This massive mechanical weapon- the Automated Strategic Artillery.

The bipedal machine is easily three or four times your height, and the roof sighs under it’s height.

You smile, despite everything going on around you-

He named it after Mother.

Deidara seems aggravated by this development, though Sasori is unfazed, per the norm.

“Industrial art is hideous!” The blonde boy howls. “Art is beautiful, but simple- dynamic in its complexities, but never staying around to be fully appreciated by the unwashed masses! Yoru Norihime! Art- Art is an explosion! I’ll prove that to you here and now!”

Yoru, in response, fires up the guns on the ASA. There is a loud whining as the barrels begin to spin- and after a few moments, senbon are raining on the two Akatsuki members, who dodge to the sides to avoid the onslaught.

All the while, even more puppets begin to rise along the outside perimeter of the roof- it seems escape is… unlikely.

“My dear daughter, I suggest you and your friends come up with a plan of attack- I’m not sure if this unfinished weapon will hold them off for long!” Yoru’s voice calls from inside the mechanical juggernaut.

He’s right- you need to make a stand.

>>725853
I was never big into Jojo so maybe someone else can do it

>>725853
>>725865

「MAGICIAN’S RED」

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>>725865

>>725865
You thought it was the Automated Strategic Artillery but it was I, DIO!

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Everyone is here with you- you simply need to make a choice.

1. Order everyone to attack separately!

2. Order everyone to pair off and focus on different targets!

3. Order everyone to protect the ASA!

>>725909
>3. Order everyone to protect the ASA!

>>725853
Better kill deidara in one shot before he has a chance to set off C0 or some crazy shit and kills us all.
Sasori is bad, but in the end it's just puppets and poison.

Deidara is the real threat, and he's on his last legs.

>>725909
>>2. Order everyone to pair off and focus on different targets!

Goodbye dad. It was nice knowing you. Don't worry in your place Tsuki will build that airship and with it she'll rule za warudo.

>>725909
>2. Order everyone to pair off and focus on different targets!

>>725909
>2. Order everyone to pair off and focus on different targets!

I don't think attrition would go our way.

>>725909
>2. Order everyone to pair off and focus on different targets!

>>725909
2. Order everyone to pair off and focus on different targets!

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>>725909
>4. EVERYONE TAKE OUT DEIDARA BEFORE HE CAN BOMB US
inb4 meta, in which case
>2. Order everyone to pair off and focus on different targets!

>>725909
>2. Order everyone to pair off and focus on different targets!

>>725909
>2. Order everyone to pair off and focus on different targets!

>>725909
>2. Order everyone to pair off and focus on different targets!

>>725916
You better hope Sasori doesn't bring out the third anon

>>725909
>2. Order everyone to pair off and focus on different targets!

>>725909
>2. Order everyone to pair off and focus on different targets!
Set up a trap. Make an opening where it looks like they can just grab Fuu and run, when really you're just waiting to blast whoever makes them attempt.

>>725909
>2. Order everyone to pair off and focus on different targets!
I swear, if best dad dies here because of that mech idea...

>>725939
We're not the only ones here, and while he might hard-counter stellar, we still have plain fire and lightning release.

>>725909
2. Order everyone to pair off and focus on different targets!

Activate Afterflow

>>725909
>2. Order everyone to pair off and focus on different targets!
Shikamaru, ino and Fu guard ASA, everyone else engage hostiles.

Aim to shadow possess deidera and then kill him. Or plan B. Shadow lock sasori and nuke him

>>725949
Even then Iron sand is a bitch to deal with and we don't have anyone who can stop it

So it doesn't fire senbon and kunai at supersonic speed? I call BS!

>>725941
I don't think either of them is in much of a mood to flee right now, anon. If we do that, it should be after we've beaten most of the fight out of them and they're just looking to get out without a failure.

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Alright, we're pairing off.

But who are we pairing off with?

1. Fuu

2. Shikamaru

3. Sai

4. Choji

5. Yoro

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So what's the over-under on Tsuki becoming an orphan here?

Cause if anything was going to do it, this would be the situation.

>>725977
1. Fuu

Shika and Choji work together. Sai can handle puppets with Yoro.

>>725977
1. Fuu

>>725977
>1. Fuu

She's their target. We have to prevent her capture/death.

>>725977
1. Fuu

>>725977
>1. Fuu

Might as well defend their target while we're at it.

>>725977
>1. Fuu

>>725977
>1. Fuu

>>725977
>1. Fuu
We need to keep her from getting snatched away.

>>725977
>1. Fuu

delicious brown dream team

>>725965
I don't think we need to stop it, since there is a whole crowd of people, i don't think he can handle all of us at once with nobody (probably us) getting to his body.

That said, he has to actually bring the third out to hard counter stellar, which he probably knows little to nothing about, and even if he did, doesn't necessarily know that magnetism hard counters it, or even if he knew that too, would be able to switch up his (not actually his) techniques to counter it on the fly.
If we can wreck his shit before he has a chance to do any of that, we'll be in good shape.

What i wouldn't give for shino or some other aburame to be here right now, though.

>>725977
>2. Shikamaru

>>726008
It isn't magnetism, its ice since Wargle said it was pokemon rules and thats the combination of water and wind

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>>725977
>1. Fuu

>>725977
>1. Fuu

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>>726016
Plasma is magnetic.
Ice might also work, but so does magnetism.

>>726025
We hard counter gaara, who uses magnetism. End of story.

Naruto is weird my friend

>>726025
My money is on Ice.

>>726031
Gaara was using sand, not magnetism.
Shukaku uses magnetism.

>>726025
>>726031

Our weakness is Ice.

>>726038
.....After wargle specifically said it was Ice, and Haku specifically you're still gonna argue?

only on 4chan

>>726045
I'm arguing that magnet release can fuck us too, by it's very properties and the laws of physics, yes.

>>726048
>Laws of Physics
>Naruto

>>726048

I doubt it.

>>726048
>physics

>>726048
It doesn't Pokemon properly though, sorry.

>>726048
It doesn't work that way

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Time to buddy up to Fuu.

Who are you planning on targeting? The other will decide what to do based on this.

1. Deidara.

2. Sasori.

3. Just play keep away with Fuu, trying to keep her safe.

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>>726049
>magnetism exists
>gravity exists
>ect

Yes, physics are a thing in naruto too.
To what degree, who the fuck knows, but plasma's still magnetic.

>>726059
>1. Deidara.

>>726059
>1. Deidara.

>>726059
>3. Just play keep away with Fuu, trying to keep her safe.

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>>726059
>1. Deidara

>>726059
>1. Deidara
He is the only one we could probably kill

>>726059
>1. Deidara.

>>726061
Just stop anon

>>726059
>1. Deidara.
Squishiest and most urgent to fuck up.

>>726059
>1. Deidara.

As is, the others can handle crowd control.
Deidara, however, can do a metric bitch-ton of damage in a relatively short amount of time.

>>726059
>1. Deidara.

destroy all art students!

>>726059
>1. Deidara
He was delirious and barely standing at the end of the last thread, and we hard counter his jutsu. If we're able to take down any of them, it will be him.

>>726059
>1. Deidara.

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>>726074
"No"

Because it's true, and you're going to regret it if and when it happens and you chose to ignore it :^)

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Big Dick Tsuki Swagger.

Roll them dice, boys~

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>726093

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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>726093
Dosh protects

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>726093

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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>726093
Protect us dosh

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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>726093

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>726093

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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>726093
faggots all you

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>726093
This is not good.

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L-let's just get all the bad dice out of the way guys.

>those rolls
Oh, it's going to be one of /those/ nights, isn't it?

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>726093

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I can't even handle these rolls right now

Why didn't you post wrestling?

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>nothing above 50

one way ticket to pain

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>>726097
>>726098
>>726099
oh god yoru and fuu are gonna die

AHAHAHA

Rolled 92, 70, 51, 27, 56, 91, 66, 65, 1, 48 = 567 (10d100)

Fuck time to clean out the system

>>726122
T-Thanks for getting rid of that 1 and the 90s

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>>726098
>>726100
>>726099

>>726122
You just flushed out all those good rolls.

Oh my.

Writing.

Rolled 97, 47, 39, 67, 30, 94, 100, 39, 70, 15 = 598 (10d100)

Low energy in this thread. Time to take the dice for a walk.
WAKE UP!!!
MAY THESE DICE BE EXORCISED OF THE FOUL DEMONS WITHIN!!!
BLESS THESE NUMBERS AND LET THEM ROLL HIGH AS THE SKY!!!
LORD AS MY WITNESS LET THERE BE CRITS!!!

>>726132
THANKS FOR WASTING THE GOOD DICE ASSHOLE

>>726128
>>726125
A bunch of those were shit rolls anon

>>726132
Be mad at this faggot who wasted two 90s and a 100

>>726132
Also this quest doesn't do crits

>>726137
Only 3 of those 10 were below 50. But the other anon wasted more of our good dice.

Rolled 53, 14, 6, 100, 67, 77, 34, 85, 15, 40 = 491 (10d100)

>>726132
HALLELUJAH!!! THE DICE HAVE BEEN FREED FROM THEIR FOUL CHAINS AND ROLL ONCE MORE FOR THE GOOD OF ALL!!! LET THE ROLLS BE HIGH AGAIN AS YET MORE PROOF THE DEVIL IS NO LONGER IN OUR PRESENCE AND THE LORD WILL OUR GOOD FORTUNE!!! LET THERE BE CRITS!!!

>>726134
>>726140
>>726146
>>726137
BEGONE DEMONS!! FAULT NOT THE DICE FOR SUCCESS!! PRAISE THEM FOR THEIR EFFORTS!!
CAN I GET AN AMEN?!

>>726140
It does take into account how well or poorly you did, though.
Failing a 60dc by 10 is much better than failing it by 40

>>726148
>still wasting good dice
Please stop. You aren't funny

>>726151
Never said it didn't do that. But it doesn't do crits.

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>>726148

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“Fuu, with me! Let’s take out this prattling art student!” You call out.

Turning to you, she smiles and nods.

The puppets try to close in- but the constant firing of the ASA is keeping them at bay, shredding any who get too close.

As you and Fuu run at Deidara, your four other companions run at Sasori, intent on taking him down.

The blonde Shinobi gives you a wide-eyed smile.

“Oh, now you want to fight, little girls? I’ll prove my art is superior!” He growls.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Kd4mOSrTh8

Jumping backwards, he expels several clay bats- which you are easily able to disable using Lightning Strike. Taking advantage of this, Fuu sprays another blast of the black, biting flies- but another short range explosion burns them away.

When the smoke clears, there are several of Deidara grinning at you- clones?

He’ll need to do better than that. As they advance upon you, both Fuu and yourself several kunai while dodging the clones taijutsu, in an attempt find the real Deidara- but as they are struck, they begin to swell- bombs!

Fuu takes to the skies while you use the shunshin to escape the sudden blasts. Were they just a distraction….?

Weapons at the ready, you prepare for an attack- but one never comes. Instead, you hear Fuu cry out- barely audible over the firing of the ASA.

Eyes shooting upward, you see Deidara has taken to the sky, riding what looks to be a large white bird. It doesn’t seem quite as fast as Fuu, though, and the Jiinchuriki is able to dodge his attacks whilst mid-air. Thinking quickly, you prepare another Lightning Strike- if you hit, you should be able to neutralize his bird, as long as it’s made of the same material.

You fire off the attack- but instead of dodging, Deidara fires off several large globs of clay to take the brunt of the attack, then follow up by releasing another swarm of clay birds. The birds, however, don’t attack Fuu or even yourself- they fly straight towards the ASA.

Again trying for a Lightning Strike, you’re just a little too late- only clipping a few of the birds before the swarm crashes into the machine.

You cry out as explosions rattle the ASA- the machine is just heavy enough to not topple over.

The joint on the machine’s right leg sparks, and seems to not be entirely functioning- and one of the guns seems to have taken a few too many hits, and has been rendered inoperable.

Your internal sigh of relief, however, is halted by the sickening sound of crunching bone and a grunt of pain. Looking behind you, the other Takigakure genin, Yoro, has been impaled by Sasori’s bladed tail. The other three look on in horror- Fuu hasn’t seemed to notice it, yet.

This is going badly. Deidara is in the sky, and is thus harder to hit, while the team taking on Sasori seems to be making no headway- and may have just taken a casualty.

You….

1. Continue attacking Deidara.

2. Attack Sasori.

3. Engage Afterglow, and attack Sasori.

>>726400
>3. Engage Afterglow, and attack Sasori.

shit is hitting the fan

>>726400
>1. Continue attacking Deidara.

>>726400
>1. Continue attacking Deidara.
We need to take out the one we know we can as fast as we can.

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>>726400
4. Engage afterglow and attack Deidara

>>726400
>1. Continue attacking Deidara.

>>726400
>3. Engage Afterglow, and attack Sasori.

We can't fly, so this looks like all we can do.

>>726400
>3. Engage Afterglow, and attack Sasori.

>>726400
>1.
Gotta save Fuu, guys should have picked 3 if you wanted to pair up with the VIP. Should have paired up with best boy Shikamaru

>>726400
>3. Engage Afterglow, and attack Sasori.

>>726400
Shiiiiiiit.
>1. continue attacking Deidara
We do not want him to get rolling.

>>726400
>1. Continue attacking Deidara.

>>726425
Kinda favoring this, purely on the grounds that while the other group needs help, leaving Fuu high and dry out of nowhere, especially when she may be caught off guard by her killed comrade...that's worse.

Ugh. If someone has a good plan of attack for dealing with Sasori I'm game, but my gut says don't leave Fuu without support. At very least we can try to neuter his explosions.


1. Continue attacking Deidara.

>>726400
>1. Continue attacking Deidara.
>2. Attack Sasori.
We have shadow clones. Therefore Por Que no los dos?

>>726400
3. Engage Afterglow, and attack Sasori.
Use a stellar clone have it Afterglow into his face and either 1 get stabbed and ruin the tail or 2 start channeling in swords and carve up his body.

Real us Afterglow with a second shadow clone and launch ourselves at deidera with fu's help and explode on him

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>>726427
Can always go full palpatine on his clay bird.
If he gets away with fuu right now, she's going to die.

Just so you all remember.
They murder her.

>>726400
>1. Continue attacking Deidara.

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>>726400

Engaging Sasori with afterglow would've been a pretty good option if Deidara wasn't gunning down Fuu

1. Continue attacking Deidara.

>>726453
Kinda what I'm hoping to do; use lightning to try and knock his ride our from under him and leave him playing catch-up, trying to regain mobility while Fuu continues her aerial assault.

Much as I'm favoring Kaguya for interesting story, phoenix wings would definitely be nice right now.

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>>726453
We'll save her, and then be best friends

>>726400
>1. Continue attacking Deidara.

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Continuing the Deidara assault train.

Hell, you can even throw some shadow clones at Sasori.

Roll 'em.

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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>726482
I still believe in you Dosh gods, please show us your divinity

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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>726482
Remove Artist.

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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>726482

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>726482

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>726482
Cash money.png

>>726488
Eh...

>>726488
better, not great but better

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>726482
cmon dice

>>726494
>>726498
I'll take what I can get. Having a release that counters him and Fuu support should help.

>>726488

That's not great but I'm still happy it's not as bad as before.

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>>726488
Nice save.

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>>726463
If we get phoenixes, it'd better not be one of those shitty looking ones.
I want a proper bird of prey.

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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>726482

Writing~

BORN TO DIE
KONOHA IS A FUCK
KILL 'EM ALL 2016
I AM TRASH SHINOBI
410,757,864,530 DEAD NINJAS

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>>726517
DAD'S

>>726517
Dosh can't always be with us. Sometimes it is Wrassle. Sometimes it looks to be cute girls.

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Looks like I arrived just in time for the bloodshed

>>726521
We should know better than anybody that the dice gods are whimsical and capricious beings.

We can only make our offerings and hope for the best.

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>>726488
good things were never meant to happen
it's ebisu all over again

why must the ones we love perish so horribly

>>726533
That is correct.
>>726538
Don't lose hope anon. We just need to find out what the dice gods want picture wise and do our best to appease them.

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>>726532
My mentality at this point exactly

>>726544

Dice gods, if you let us prevail in an awesome manner, I swear to vote for Tsuki to fall in lesbians with Fuu!

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>>726549

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>>726544
keep believing, anon.

>>726549
I don't care if they're in lesbians. I'd just like Fuu not to be dead.

She's a sweet girl and really didn't deserve that.

>>726558
I roll shit most of the time. But I won't give up.

>>726549
Anon please at least give it to Nori

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>>726547
>>726532

>>726561
This.
Plus she totally looks like us, we didn't even plan for that.

>>726565
Come on Nori is unquestionably a "much older man" sort of girl.

>>726549
>>726565
yurishitters are aweful

>>726609
Well actually I want Tsuki to be with Lee, Itachi, Neji if he got better, Sasuke, Shikamaru or Shino in no particular order

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>>726609

>>726641
I still dont know what you guys have against Sasuke in this timeline.
Guysuke is one of the best things in this quest.

>>726641
>Lee
Ah, so your taste is /still/ terrible.

Itachi is a terrible husbando choice, he's just Tsuki's first crush

>>726649
He's pretty fucking great.

Him, Neji, Itachi and moon boy are a eugenicists dream

>>726609

Then we might as well go for the gold and seduce Kaguya.

Just imagine the faces of the Sage and his sons as they realize they have a second mama/grandma.

>>726565
>>726641
>>726649
You know, we should probably wait for the death toll before we start discussing ships again.

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>>726661
we are twelve.

>>726649
Yeah but Sakura already has a bad run in canon. Let her be happy.

>>726669

Not after the timeskip.

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No, you need to trust in the others to get it done- and focus on your target. They might need some assistance, however, so you create a single shadow clone to help- it’s really all you can spare.

You’ll need to find a good vantage point to attack Deidara- with him flying, it’s become really difficult to get a bead on him. It would be better to fire something that strikes over a wide area.

You run over to the ASA, and leap atop it, attempting to keep your balance while the remaining gun tries to keep the puppets at bay.

You consider your options- Lighting Strike would be best, but it’s too precise, and hard to aim at this distance, and the Phoenix Flowers won’t have enough of an effect….

Star Fall is your only attack can over a wide enough area to hit him, hopefully.

You take a deep breath, and begin to charge up the stellar attack, trying to keep an eye on Deidara. It’s difficult- Fuu is barely keeping ahead of the Akatsuki member, only just managing to avoid his attacks.

After a moment, it’s ready- though Deidara seems to have noticed your absence. Seeing you charging up…. Something, he scowls, and fires off several waves of clay birds, which be line to your location.

You hope this works…..!

“Stellar Release: Star Fall!” You cry out, expelling the blast of energy.

You wait a few heartbeats, just before it would meet the first bird- then detonate the attack, causing a widespread blast of energy.

Deidara tries to glide out of the way, but his bird simply isn’t fast enough- many of the stellar projectiles punch right through his bird, causing it to plummet.

Thankfully, the birds were evaporated by the attack- but it seems the puppets are now closing in; the ASA’s single gun is only just able to hold them off.

The second group is making little headway- both Choji and Shikamaru are relying on conventional ninja tools- while Sai’s relying entirely on his ink beasts. It seems none of the boys are willing to engage Sasori in melee range- while your clone is using fire techniques to little effect.

You…

1. Go in for the kill on Deidara

2. Do as above, but with Afterglow.

3. Go help with Sasori, leaving Deidara to Fuu.

4. Do as above, but with Afterglow.

>>726695
>2. Do as above, but with Afterglow.

>>726695
>1. Go in for the kill on Deidara

FINISH HIM

>>726695
>2. Do as above, but with Afterglow.

>>726695
2. Do as above, but with Afterglow
Decapitate him, on blow give him no chance too sub out.

>>726695
>1. Go in for the kill on Deidara

>>726695
>2. Do as above, but with Afterglow.
No fucking around, we need the boost.

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>726695
If we go afterglow, can our clone do it too?

>>726695
>1. Go in for the kill on Deidara

We still gotta handle Sasori so I think we need to conserve SOME chakra.

Granted, Deidara may be a lot less spiteful in death if he dies to something glorious like our Stellar release, but I wouldn't bet on it.

With Afterglow we'd have to essentially kill/KO Deidara, and then immediately move onto Sasori.

>>726695
>2. Do as above but with, afterglow

>>726695
>2. Do as above, with Afterglow
As hard as it is to leave the others in that situation, we can't let Fuu face Deidara alone.

>>726726
We can turn Afterglow off

>>726724
Wait until he calls for rolls. It's how he's done it since the beginning.

>>726695
>1.
Let's save after glow for now, we are already using a shadow clone we don't want to burn through our Chakra too quickly

>>726695
>2
Goodnight sweet prince

>>726695
>2. Do as above, but with Afterglow.
2. Do as above, but with Afterglow.

Hmm. Though, as long as we definitely kill Deidara, Fuu probably still has enough in the tank to keep fighting Sasori. So even if we're tapped out (again) the original group should get some back-up.

>>726695
1. Go in for the kill on Deidara

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Going in for the kill~

Roll'em, boys.

>>726695
>2. Do as above, but with Afterglow.

>>726735
Left it on by accident.

>>726695
>2. Do as above, but with Afterglow.
Lets hope we can prevent him from blowing himself up, or at least blowing us up.

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>726755


So Wargle likes dark, who want's to bet Minato gets to become a part of pain?

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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>726755

The Dosh gods have betrayed us, but the Dosh King hasn't left us yet

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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>726755

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>726755

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>726755

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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>726755

>>726761
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4S6dNvHBYI

>>726761
DEIDARA IS KILL

LONG LIVE FUU

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>>726761
I LOVE YOU!

>>726761
Sayonara Mr.Explosion

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>726761
It is clear; the dice gods currently favor Fuu.

>>726761
GLORIOUS!

>>726761
Fuu posting saves the day!

Writing.

>>726761
Nice but what happen to her hair?

>>726774
>Fuu posting

I hope that doesn't become a thing. Bane was bad enough

>>726761

Whelp. I said I'd vote for falling in lesbians with Fuu if the dice gods let us prevail in an awesome manner.

>>726549

That's a clear sign if I ever saw one.

>>726781
Just my meme forecast for what the dice gods wanted. It worked though.

F(our)uuuu

>>726774
>>726781
>>726761

post rare Fuus

>>726785
Nope, they just want cute pics for now. But I have a feeling Barnaby Brooks Jr. post are in now.

>>726761
Poor Dedaira, he was the one akasutki we liked.

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>>726787
I don't have any fuus but I can give you an appropriate rare Diedara

>>726785
perhaps Tsuki and Fuu just practice kissing with each other instead?

>>726797
It'll be even rarer now that we turned Deidara into a pile of dust.

>>726799
Maybe a sleepover with some experimenting

>>726807
>>726799
People have said it before, but we're 12.

>>726811
I meant in Shippuden anon

>>726807
Settle for some consolation cuddles over the loss of her teammates.

>>726811
chill your tits narc

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>>726797
post rare best dad

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>>726766
>>726761
ARE THE ROLLS GOOD OR BAD
RNGESUS PLS

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>>726823
rare tips

So that is one ninja on the reincarnate list for later.

>>726838
He was always on it.

We have to worry about the ones that weren't.

Or murder the hell out of Kabuto for being an entitled little shitstain.

>>726841
I say we kill him because he's a turn coat spy and a traitor too root.

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He’s on the back foot- you have to press your advantage!

You steady your breathing- and enter Afterglow.

You immediately feel the drain on your chakra- you won’t have very long.

Utilizing the shunshin, you dash towards where the bird landed- though several puppets are blocking your path. Drawing your katanas, you dance by the slower constructs, slicing through them in a fluid motion.

With your path clear, you see him- Deidara is trying to cannibalize his bird for some other large attack- but not on your watch!

As you speed towards him, he seems surprised- again, surprise seems to be your best tactic. He opens his palms, two large clay snakes springing forth to attack- but he’s just too slow.

Sliding underneath the attack, you decapitate both snakes, then spring into a run, bisecting the clay creatures as you do so.

Deidara’s eyes widen, and he expels the rest his clay forward- you simply cut through it.

He tries utilizing this moment to bear down on you with Taijutsu- and you have to admit, he isn’t bad. But he just isn’t fast enough to keep up with you- and he’s desperate.

You parry an overhead strike, then spin to the left and bring down your blades in a single motion. Your blades meet flesh- and cut through his right arm at the elbow.

He shrieks, grabbing the bloody stump of his arm, and falls over- he’s scooting away from you, trying to mend the wound with his clay.

You…

1. Kill Deidara.

2. Attempt to capture Deidara.

>>726862
>1. Kill Deidara.

>>726862
>1. Kill Deidara.

>>726862
>1. Kill Deidara.

Yeah, no, absolutely not letting him live.

>>726862
>1. Kill Deidara.
I really like Deidara but keeping him alive is stupid, he's a threat to the village

>>726862

...This is a tough choice. If we were gonna successfully flip any member of Akatsuki, it'd probably be Deidara.

>>726862
>1. Kill Deidara.

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>>726862
>1. Kill Deidara.
1. Kill Deidara.1. Kill Deidara.1. Kill Deidara.1. Kill Deidara.
1. Kill Deidara.


FOR FUU
SASORI CAN'T MAKE IT OUT OF KONOHA WITH HER

>>726862
>1. Kill Deidara.


this kills the Deidara

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>>726862
>1. Kill Deidara.
Goodnight and good luck anons

>>726862
>1. Kill Deidara.

Sorry sweetheart, maybe you'll stay alive in some other ninja quest.

>>726862
>1. Kill Deidara.
Forget chunin, promote us to motherfucking Jonin Kakashi style!

>>726862
>2.

>>726862
>2. Attempt to capture Deidara.

>>726862
>1. Kill Deidara.
Shouldn't have been a psychopathic murderer. Maybe next time bucko.

Also I'm guessing he's like 2 seconds away from suiciding and destroying everything in a half mile radius, so we should probably stop that. Good thing we have reasons to kill him other than meta knowledge.

All we can hope for is cute moments in the AkaTsuki alternate universe Wargle will totally do at some point

>>726862
>2
In so so sorry sweet prince I wanted too recruit you but I'm afraid times up. Truly I'm sorry to cut down an artist before he can explode onto the scene

>>726862
"Art's meant to be short lived right?"
>1.

I really want to do 2, as he was the only one Tsuki liked, but at least let him go out with some piece.

Make it flashy, its what he would have wanted.

I mostly want to capture Deidara because it's our best shot at intel on Akatsuki right now. Or any other plans they had for this Invasion.

Deidara MIGHT spill the beans to us.

>>726862
>1. Kill Deidara.

>>726862
>1. Kill Deidara
As much as I wish we could recruit him, that boat sailed back during the Home Alone section.

He hates us for our business connections, hates how we still have artistic skill despite it, and hates us for forcing him to go through that deathtrap of a house, and somehow I don't feel like gambling that a bit of mercy will reverse his opinion of us, or keep him from blowing his way out of captivity.

>>726902
>>726862
>2
and seconding this

Art is an explosion~

Writing.

>>726862
1. Kill Deidara

FILLET THE BITCH

Maybe we can nail him to the ground unable too do anything and get him for inochi to mind rape

>>726862
>1. Kill Deidara
As much as I would love to keep him alive, He's way too dangerous.

>>726894
Of course, he gave us his word after all, and since when has anyone ever lied on the internet?

>>726917
Did you know the Yamanaka can read the minds of the recently dead as long as their heads are intact? Very convenient.

>>726913
>voting to spare him
Supporting killing him

You alright there, boss?

>>726894
Once we got the full list confirmed we can also just write fag it ourselves.

I'd assume that AkaTsuki is a alt timeline where Tsuki is born BEFORE Orochimaru gets caught, forced to flee Orochimaru takes his greatest accomplishment, with the tactic aid of Yoru, who unfortunately knows exactly what would happen to Tsuki if it was known her existence is owed in part to a war criminal.

Hint, the answer involves killing her in case she turns out to be a sleeper agent. At its nicest.

So mean old Daddy Orochi lets us play with all his friends. Hooray!

>>726862
>1. Kill Deidara.

>>726915
>>726913
SHIT WAIT, I meant
>1