>>846329
Find vodka because lol slav XDDDD

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>>846329

Asimov
Old Paladin, servant of the one true Lord.

>>846387
Glam finds that her daddy has some vodka, but he might not be happy if she took it from his pantry.

>>846421
Asimov, the legendary slayer of foes and somehow a freshman, is sitting in a chair in his fairly nice house. Dragonslaying is some good income.

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>846440
Attempt to take said vodka from his pantry

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>846440
Pray in humble silence to the one and only. Swear eternal allegiance to his rightful Path.

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>>846462
As Glim steps foot into the pantry, a dude in a gas mask runs in and starts yelling incomprehensible angry sentences.
"MMM NM HMM NN, NHM MMMH!"
After he unloads a Mosin into the ceiling, you realize it's just your dad. He seems pissed, because he's halfway from teabagging the corner from how hard he's squatting.

>>846468
Asimov reflects on his perilous adventures and is thankful for all that he has been given.

The bus begins to pull up. People can choose to go to school now.

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>>846329
Richard the Bus Driver
Driver of busses at very mild speeds.

>>846511
Quickly run to the bus before Dad has a chance to breeki my ass.

>>846522
Richard is riding the bus as a freshman, but he could probably drive one of these.

>>846525
Glam rushes into the bus; her dad rushes B. Her front yard and a molotov make contact, but I'm sure it'll be fiiiiine.

The bus has arrived at the school. Many kids are walking around campus, but you can pretty much do whatever.

>>846616
Find some people who hate Russia to slap

>>846647
Find some people who like russia to slap.

>>846681
delet this

>>846647
>>846681
These two slap each other.

>>846856
Squat to show my dominance then go to class

>>846856
I go to class and sit right behind him and scoot my desk forward so that I can kick the back of his seat all class. "Fucking commies."

>>846856

I show gratitude to my Lord in Humility and Effort.

>>846884
Glam squats during her Math class. (1/3)

>>846890
Richard is being a real richard right now as he kicks Glim's ass. SHE yelps in protest. (1/3)

>>846912
Asimov, deciding not to go to school, continues showering his lord with praise.

>>846952
Do math stuff.Try to ignore the FUCKING AMERICAN PIG kicking my seat

>>846974
I write my work in random symbols that resemble what I remember to be russian, then I declare that she stole my work.

>>847029
Glim is doing math stuff.

>>847029
Richard writes shit down and declares that Glim stole his shit.
>Bluff Check: 5
The teacher gives him that 'really nigger' look.

>>847167
Keep doing the maths and give Richard a smug look

>>847167
>Head to English and study poetry.

>>846329
Nous, Male.
>>847167
Exist

>>847176
Glim pulls a smug ass grin. (3/3)
>Math Grade: C+

>>848803
Blacker Baron is studying the art of literature... (1/3)

>>848825
Nous is outside of the school.

>>849389
>C+
This is not acceptable.Ask why I got a grade like this.

>>846329
Azkeroth child dragon.
>>849389
Start existing.

>>849389

Search for those who would defy the Word of Law of our clean land.

>>849404
The tier system works as so; the more you work in a class, the higher your grade gets. The higher your grade gets, the more perks you obtain from working. Once you get an A, you've mastered the class and have no need to take it anymore, as well as getting a cool thing.

>>849419
Azkeroth, a human freshman who's really into dragons, is outside the school as well.

>>849449
Asimov walks outside his house. There's nothing really much but a neighborhood.

>>849404
Schist. Classmate.

>Kick Glimmer and simultaneously yell "CAPITALISM!"

>>849389
>Write some Harlem Renaissance style poetry. We was kings, man.

>>849488
Well time for class.
Hope I'm not late.
I think it's gym.

>>849488
Well shit.
Kick the Schist back and yell "ANNUUUU" in the process

>>849488
Squat for the Lord, eat oats for the Divine Light.

>>849495
>>849534
Schist and Glim kick each other in the defense of best country, so they obviously must have forgotten Australia.

>>849516
Blacker Baron continues... (2/3)

>>849523
Azkeroth goes into Gym, an arena filled with hopes and dreams. It appears they're currently playing...Sharks and Minnows!

>>849537
Asimov eats oatmeal in the divine sunlight while squatting like a champion.

Sharks and Minnows - Players try and make it across a blank field with a select few being 'sharks'. When tagged, you become a shark, and try to grab the rest of the other team as they make it to the other side again. The goal is to be the last Minnow standing to win the game.

>>849590
Okay time to be the best minnow there ever was.
They can't beat my draconic skill.

>>849590
>In a gesture of grudging respect, slap Glimmer on the shoulder and say: "Respect. I think we can both agree that Australia is shit."

>>849590

Go to work.

>>849653
Azkeroth lines up...
(Roll a d20. You need a 9 or higher to get to the other side.)

>>849669
Schist tries to befriend the girl.

>>849752
Asimov begins to go to school incredibly late, and ends up getting there quick.

(Quest Paused - See you guys tomorrow morning, probably 9AM CST or so.)

>>849764
Aw fuck I missed the post.

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>849764
Filthy mortals can't touch this.
(See you later mate)

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>849764
Contemplate own existence

>>849764
Just stand there awkwardly because Glimmer supposedly missed (her?) action. Maintain eye contact and bore into (her?) soul.

>>849764
Might as well do my action.
Stare back at Schist and agree on his statement that Australians are shit

>>849784
Azkeroth begins to yell about fucking mortalfags. A few people begin to stare at him.
>Status: Yellow

>>849811
Nous thinks about the meaning of life.

>>849957
>>850094
Schist and Glim both agree that, much to the disappointment of the QM, that Straya is shit.

>>851333
Scowl at heathens.

>>851333
Squat in place

>>851333
What class are we even in at the moment?

>Study Psychology 101
Fact #1: if you stare at a visually aware stranger consistently for 60 seconds they will feel uncomfortable.

>>851339
Asimov scowls at the people. They're still glancing at you here and there.
>Status: Yellow

>>851383
Glim squats.

>>851403
Schist checks his Schedule:
-Freshman Math
-Freshman English
-Freshman Civics
-Freshman Science
Other classes can be earned by getting good grades.

>>851459
Fuck. Study:

>Freshman Science

>>851459
Time to exercise and get stronger then all these filthy mortals

>>851459
Spit at filthy whores and scum, in the name of the Lord. Let us see if they dare come at me.

>>851459
Go to civics desu

i put on my robe and wizard hat

>>851459
>Keep studying English. Hey, Shakespeare isn't that bad!

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>>851468
Schist is in Science... (1/3 to C+)

>>851476
Azkeroth plans to get stronger...but how?

>>851484
Asimov spits at some kids. Two of them stand up and get ready to throw down. (See bottom.)

>>851493
Glom goes to Civics. They start learning... (1/3 to C+)

>>851505
Literally who?

>>851687
Blacker Baron keeps studying. (3/3)
>English Grade: C+
You can keep going if you want.

Bully A (10/10)
Bully B (10/10)
Bully A is preparing...
Bully B is preparing...

>>851976
A strict regimen of 100 push ups 100 sit ups 100 squats and a 10k run.
No giving up no matter how exhausted.

>>851976
Keep goin

>>851982
You wont be able to kill anything with one punch. Stop trying. Its fiction. And thay regime is inanely easy.

>>851976
Continue studying.

>Word of the day: erythocyte
The scientific name for the typical "blood cell" which is tasked with distributing oxygen throughout the body via the circulatory system. Because apparently scientists and doctors have to prove they have degrees through using words like "rhinorrhoea" instead of being straightforward and saying you have a damn runny nose.

Those bullies better not fucking touch me before I finish studying.

>>851976

Slay the foolish with my greatsword "The Big Brother". Let them know the name of the Lord is never said in vain, though blood and steel.

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>>851982
Azkeroth is getting some /fit/ gains. He does 65 push-ups... (1/4)

>>851986
Glom is a learn... (2/3 to C+)

>>852022
Schist actually teaches OP something... (2/3 to C+)

>>852121
Asimov finds that he doesn't have anything but clothes on him.

Bully A is guarding.
Bully B is guarding.

>>852219
Continue exercise for sweet gainz

>>852219
Cheeki Breeki Learnyka Bylat

>>852219
Strike them with the Light of the Fair.

>>852219
>Finish those educational gains.

>Every organic compound and chemical reaction involves water and carbon. Water, moreover, is the universal solvent (it is able to dissolve more substances than any other liquid).

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>>852233
Azkeroth does 21 sit-ups... (2/4)

>>852236
Glom learns a lot.
>Civics Grade: C+

>>852308
Asimov misses (and also forgot to roll).

>>852632
Schist has finished his task.
>Science Grade: C+

Bully A punches Asimov! It's not brutal, but it hurts.
Bully B strikes Asimov too! Now, THAT one left a mark.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>852715
Punch myself in the face.

>>852715
Continue gainz
Gainz train don't stop

>>852715
Cheeki breeki,then go find a weapon

>>852715
>Ignore the commotion.
>Time to do the calisthenics regime: pushups, pistol squats, pullups, leg raises

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>>852814
Asimov manages to miss punching himself in the face. Beautiful.

>>852823
Azkeroth does 49 squats... (3/4)

>>852848
Glimglam finds that the school doesn't exactly have an open armory with a spare Panzer in the back like the schools back at the motherland. Faggots.

>>852903
(Critical Success) Schist goes next to Azkeroth and starts getting /fit/ too with a solid 99 FUCKING PUSHUPS WHAT

The bullies are just confused.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>853595
...Just crack their spines, like in the good old Crusades.

>>853595
Find something that's roughly similar to what I want

>>853595
More gainz.
Never stop
Even if this other guy is better I won't give up.
I shall reach the pinnacle of gains.

>>853595
Familiarize myself with the work of Descartes

>>853595
>>853783
Reach the pinnacle of gains with my /fit/ buddy over here. Teamwork go!

>>853626
I thought the good old crusades entailed executory immolation?

>>846329
So, is this quest dead?
And why does every quest of this guy end so suddenly?

Maybe get a twitter? I'd love to see more quests like these, everyone having their own character... It's an interesting concept.

>>853595
>Keep studying English.

>>855422
I assumed he's active later on in the day. Usually, when he abruptly stops, its later in the quest.

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>>846329
Alright. I'm in.

Aleera, female, crime against nature, gun enthusiast, probably a sociopath...
And currently way to fucking late for school.

>full on toast-in-mouth-faggot-run.

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>>853626
Asimov lands a targeted hit on Bully A's spine! He cries out in pain.

>>853758
Glim hasn't even described what she wants. Anything could be a weapon.

>>853783
>>853977
Azkeroth runs away and back 9 kilometers, while Schist does 62 squats. Some /fit/ shit is going down.
Azkeroth is a buff dude, gaining +1 to melee attacks. (From now on, roll a d20+1 when attacking.)

>>855422
It's hard to balance education, housekeeping, paperwork, and questing all in one day, especially when more than half of the day is taken up. As for the Twitter, I won't be able to do that. If I see it fit to have constant updates on when and where to do quests, I could give you all a discord link, or in extreme circumstance, just give you my Facebook. Thanks for the appreciation of the multi-PC concept. Never knew I had 'fans'.

>>855560
Blacker Baron continues to study... (1/3 to B-)

>>855988
Aleera stands outside of the school with toast crumbs on her mouth.

Bully A howls in pain.
Bully B punches Asimov.
Asimov is injured, but still manageable.

>>856788
>Continue the /fit/ marathon

>>852848
Might I recommend a pencil? Aim well into the ocular orbs that inhabit our cranial sockets.

>>856815
>pencil
>not a pen
What are you,a faggot?
>>856788
Go find a pointy pen

>>856854
I draw. I like pencils. :c

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>>856807
(Critical Success) Schist does 98 pullups. Without a bar, even. The QM sweats at the almightyness of RNG.

>>856854
Glam finds a shitty pen on the ground. It doesn't really even have ink.

>>857029
Stab my hand with it to see how effective it is

>>857029
>Finish that final (4/4)

>>857029
Go to the lunchroom.
Need to eat properly as well as get fit

>>856788

Have a conversation with "Charles", the voice in the back of her head, narrating her every action, to maybe NOT be as annoying as usual.

Bitch can't tell me what to do though.
They then searched for the next best person, asking where the shooting-range is. IF there is one.

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>>857104
>>857029
Do I get a +2 because of my crit successes? c:

>>857029
>Keep doing English.

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>>857046
Ow. Yeah, this'll be interesting.
-Pen (Utility; 10% chance to explode)

>>857104
Finally, Schist does 54 leg raises.
Schist is a pretty buff dude. Due to his critically insane workout, he has a +1 to Melee attacks as well, but rolling a 19 still counts as a critical hit.

>>857302
Azkeroth goes to the war-torn lunchroom; kids sit in corners of the lunchroom in maybe four or five large, separated groups, with flags made of makeshift supplies, paper, and food. Other than that, the school is serving MASHED PERTATERS today.

>>857499
...Aleera and Charles ask somebody for a shooting range.
"Well, it should be down the road or so. It's actually a weapons store, but they let you test out it's product."

>>857519
:^)

>>857670
Blacker Baron keeps at it... (2/3 to B-)

Apologies for such the awful post times; there's going to be no interruptions after today, meaning the post time will be extremely better. Next post will be 4ish CST.

>>857922
Could all that we see be but a dream within a dream?
How can my failing grades be real if our eyes aren't real?

>>846329
Ooohh, interesting.

Thirteen, Female, serial killer.
13 is idly cleaning her knife forged from the nat 1s of the dice gods.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>856788
Turn the other into a chair.

Rolled 13 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>857922
>Due to his critically insane workout, he has a +1 to Melee attacks as well, but rolling a 19 still counts as a critical
You sly dog.

>Drop kick Bully B as Bully A wails in pain from his righteously cracked spine. NO BULLYING!

>>857978
Ah, Im Schist by the way.

>>857922
Go to the lunchroom to fight for the motherland,or eat.Eating works too.

>>857922
Get some of these MASHED PERTATERS and sit at an empty table, setting up my own independent table nation.

Go to school with pistol in bag for your secret assassination attempt involving killing both Pence and Trump with the same bullet, as the only way to neutralise both of them is to kill them simultaneously.

Also attend maths session, I somehow managed to get kicked out of womyn studies for screaming "REEEEEEEEEEEE straight fags get out" and kicking Sarah's straight, and half blooded white ass, also subtly throw chewed pens at Oscar in maths class, he won't be able to win a firefight with me, my 'fat' is an armoured hull that has protected me from rape and oppreshun.

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>>857922

Remember having forgot your custom halfautomatic BB gas/spring hybrid sniper rifle.
(Yer fakken dingus)
Make a mental note to bring it with you tomorrow.

Go to science class for now, and make daddy proud!
(Search for scalpels while you are there)

>>857922
>Even more English!

>>857934
Nous is...yeah.

>>857945
Thirteen unfortunately forgot her knife as she stands outside of the school.

>>857952
Asimov does the relative same to the other guy.

>>857978
>>857980
Schist assists Asimov by directly downing Bully B right then and there.

>>858038
Glim is in the lunchroom too. The huddles seem to be relatively calm right now.

>>858090
Azkeroth decides to be independent, when he's stopped by a team with a banner of a yellow sun.
"Evening, sir! I see you stand alone in your endeavor against those dirty othersiders. Would you be interested in sitting with our exclusive men?"
The dude (a Junior, apparently) points to a table filled with merry men, all in fresh garments. The other groups seem to be paying slight attention.

>>858095
Patricia didn't exactly bring her pistol, but she ends up right outside of Math class.

>>858177
Aleera is now in Freshman Science... (1/3 to C+)

>>858227
Blacker Baron manages to finish up!
>English Grade: B-
>New Perk: Poetic Charm - You now have a +2 to any and all Speech/Barter rolls.

Bully A manages to recover, and guards!

See you guys in the morning. No more breaks for the rest of the week.

>>859706
Inform the school that nothing they're "teaching" can be proven, because the only thing anyone can ever prove is that they themselves exist (and even that train of logic seems a little dubious to you).
Set up your own class for those who wish to be enlightened.

>>859706
See one of them forming their own independent table.Get the same idea and form one of my own,after getting the food of course.

Rolled 18 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>859706
>backhand Bully A so hard his head pops off

>>859979
>Crit success
Oh this isnt good. Did I just murder Bully A?

>>859706
See the commotion outside, rush in to save some samples with a scalple (or scissors) and some test-tubes.
That means blood, hair, in severe cases flesh tissue.

Complain about how the school doesn't even have their own shooting range, and make mental notes to start a petition to get a school-intern shooting/archery range.

And give every bystander that look of "You guys saw nothing, if you know what's good for you".

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>859706
Thirteen searches for a 'no-weapons' magic field that covers the school.
Alternatively, see about getting scapels from the science labs.

>>860241
*Looks at dice. Sweats nervously*
Secretly prays that it means her Nat 1 knife was summoned.

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>>860204
After collecting samples, procced to poke Bully B to see if they are alive, while doing inferiour girlish, but more stylish squatting.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>859706
A man needs a chair. I shall insist in my craft, for the sake of my old bones; turn the fool into a chair.

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>>859793
Nous claims a lot of facts and walks into the Janitor's Closet. Nobody follows.

>>859823
Glam gets some Mashed Pertaters and on the opposite side of Azkeroth. Her confidence is somewhat faltered by three kids coming up to her with a different banner; a heavy lance is roughly sketched on it.
"Hey there. I saw you were new here, and I was wondering-- possibly-- if you were to join us?"
The two kids behind the speaker raise their milk cartons.

>>859979
>>859983
(Critical Success) Schist manages to just BLAST the last Bully directly in the throat. He's...not responding.
>Status: Yellow

>>860204
>>860620
Aleera squats and starts to collect hair from the beaten and bloody Bullies.
>Status: Yellow

>>860241
Thirteen can't find a magic field, but she does notice a guy collecting bloody hair from a recent fight. Two other guys are standing there victoriously.

>>860779
Asimov grabs Bully A and cracks the guy into a chair position; an adult watches the entire situation happen, and runs to call for help.
>Status: Red
This doesn't look good.

>>860845
"But y tho"
Be ready to use my pen to defend myself

>>860845
HOLY SHIT.

>Take all their valuables
>Hide the bodies in thr janitors closet (good luck anon)
>Run and blend in into the lunchroom

>>860860
Uh Im Schist

>>860845
Sit in my throne. Watch the world burn.

In light of
>>860875
I revise
>>860860

>Harvest my spoils of war
>Take the body Anismov isnt sitting on and throw it into the janitors room
>Tactfully retreat into the cafeteria

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>>860854
Glim holds up a pen. The guy looks at her.
"Woah, hold on there! I was just wondering, that's all."
The three take a calm step back.

>>860860
>>860862
(Could you put your name in next time?)
Schist takes two sets of Clothing...

>>860875
Asimov sits in his human throne...

>>860885
And Schist doesn't have enough time to carry a body, so he tosses Asimov a set of clothing and flees into the lunchroom. Strange, there's a lot of groups here. Glimglam and Azkeroth happen to be here as well, with Glam arguing and Azkeroth simply idling.

Reinforcements are being called! (1/2)

>>860907
Eat them pertaters while keeping a watchful eye on everyone.

>>860907
Sorry, thought I did. I suppose I accidentally typed it in the options field.

Reinforcements?

>Put on the bullys shirt over my current so as to not look like that criminal who spectacularly blasted another kids neck to oblivion.
>Take a seat with the similarly mentally disturbed and very likely deluded adolescents. One of whom is threatening three normalfags with a pen.

>>860907
Lecture to the broom closet.
For all I know the cleaning tools are all sapient and merely lack the means of communication.

>>860922
Glam finds there's five huddles here. Azkeroth is idle, and it appears Schist has also appeared.

>>860926
Schist sits next to Glom while disguising himself from any incoming threat. The three guys look at you.
"Hello there. Care to take a seat somewhere safer than the battlefield?"

The school has two Policemen patrolling the area. (Caution - 5 Turns Left)

>>860953
>>860960
(Welp, I have no eyes.)
Nous lectures the almighty power of philosophy to the closet. Nothing really happens...

>>860960
Squat 'n Breeki repeatedly as some sort of exercise routine,since that's apparently what others do

>>860960

Put the samples away and go to english classes.

Oh well, we can rebuild them.
We have the technology. Probably.
Daddy probably has.

>>860960
>What is this battlefield you speak of, emissary?

Rolled 4 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>860960
>Politely ask the math teacher for money. $40 will do.

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>>860968
Glimglam squats a few times.

>>860977
Aleera is now in Freshman English... (1/3 to C+)

>>860986
"The lunchroom, of course. At first it was an average separation of cliques; nerds, jocks, recluses, divas-- but then alliances happened. People changed. Nobody knew who was what, and what was who, and we split into factions. The people with the sun banner are the Legion of Light, where that other guy, I think Azkeroth or something, is right now. We are the Steel Order. Don't worry, we're way better than those light fuckers. We have cannons that shoot potatoes."
The kids talk amongst each other. They seem to have gone slightly off topic.

>>861011
The teacher, fortunately, laughs it off as a joke at first. She turns around again.

The Policemen are searching around... (Caution - 4 Turns Left)
>Picture: Legion of Light - Rough Draft

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>861033
What the fuck is this? Avatar?

>How about you pledge servility to me and I dont forcibly detach your manhoods from between your legs and adorn your foreheads with them?

>>861033
Keep squatting for dank stats

>>860977

(I reconsidered.)

Put the samples away in the bag.
Change into Gym-clothes, go to the cafeteria and check each of the fronts.
What banner do they have, how do they behave, how many men are under their controll, who is their leader?

Don't get PO-TA-TOs though, as you brought your own spam-and-fudge-sandwiches. With Jalapenos.
Perfection, with a hint of masochism.

Recall everything you know about "The art of war", by Sunzi. You can have some fun here.

>>861049
>Sunzi
Sun Tzu. Some pretty basic stuff. Not much special to the modern, logical individual.

>>861049
...
Well shit.

Oh well, I'll be doing that anyways.
Going to carry the bag with me though.

>861057

Charles here, by the way.
Aleera is thinking hard how to evade the questioning by the police.
It's just awkward having to explain her hobbies to everyone.

>>861054

(I could also use his birthname, Sun Wu, if you prefere that)

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>861033
Preach to actual humans on ideas related to consciousness and the self, most of which you thought of just now.
The janitorial tools were IN AWE, you must be onto something here.

Rolled 6 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>861033
>Go to the gym coach and ask for $40.

>>861079
>>861079
No, Sun Wu is to his person as Sun Tzu is to his achievements. In this context, Sun Tzu is more appropriate as we mention his name in respect to his war genius, of whos knowledge and treatise was a tangible amalgamation of foundational war philosophy. Its an honorific. I believe it means "Sun King"?

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>861242

Oh, well Sun Tzu it is.

I could check the accurate translation, but what is a name?
Something to give anything a term everyone can relate to, even if they can't see it.
In the end, it's not the name, but their deeds that get remembered the most.

How is that for a relavation, Ye wannabe nihilist? (Not reffering to reply)

>>859706
>Manhorse goes to school.
>Manhorse claims there will be no further interruptions as he would be freeThanksgiving break
>tfw OP gets hit by a truck

>>861040
Schist manages to bring up such an intense argument that all three of the guys fail their checks in a row.
"H-hey now, no need to get offensive here."

>>861042
Glom squats while this happens in front of her.

>>861049
>>861057
>>861079
Aleera goes into the lunchroom with a homemade lunch. It appears there's the Legion of Light, as mentioned before, as well as the Steel Order on the other side. There's a blue banner on one corner, a green one on the other, and people with no banner on the outskirts.

>>861082
Nous is preaching to a locker. A single tear sheds down it's eye...no wait, that was the spit from how much you were yelling. Whoops.

>>861220
The gym teacher fails his check, somehow, and lends you $30. Nice!

>>861435
Real life is the worst meme I've ever seen.

The Policemen are keeping watch. (Caution - 3 Turns Left)

>>861496
Squat for and agility boost or something

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>861496
Achieve enlightenment. Then (more importantly) pester others about it.

>>861496
Welcome back, OP ;)

But I was threatening them into being my minions, not arguing

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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>861496

Find the most "interresting" (read: deranged, autistic, antisocial, or just plain weird) group of people, enjoying the Sp-udge-apeno-sandwich (it hurts so good) while eavesdropping on conversations being had.

Squat on the bench while doing so, the only way squatting suitable for this situation.

(Roll on how good it hurts, the better the roll, the more delicious the pain)

>>861523
So I guess youre sitting with us while you spazz out from the delicious pain.

>>861523
Oh hey another squat comrade

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>>861523
>tmw this roll could have neen used to create a gauss-rifle with.

Hooo, boy...
Nothing beats being a quivering pile of ecstasy apparently.

>>861537
No one is your comrade, commi

>>861613
S-shut up you bylat

>>861515
Glam begins to realize maybe squatting isn't the best use of her time.

>>861517
Nous is starting to creep a few people out. One or two kids at least have the decency to stand there for a little bit, nod, then stroll away.

>>861522
They seem to have just backed up towards their table.

>>861523
(Critical Success) Aleera suddenly squats to the point where it shouldn't be possible. You could see the outline of her incredibly thin underpants, at this rate. She ends up by Glim and Schist.

The Policeman are still looking around... (Caution - 2 Turns Left)

>>861618
Well shit,go do some maths then

>>861615
Never!

>>861618
>Take out a science textbook and study

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>861618
Thirteen decides to join a self-defense / martial arts clubs. For the irony. And she recalls hearing some people talk about Sun Tzu: "Know thy enemy, know thy self..."

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>861618

I can imagine getting out of this pose of perfection is just going to break my zen.

Try learning english by reading in the english book, while finishing of the first slice of sandwich. Just one more left...
Nothing could stop the flow of my mojo right now!
(Roll for learning in a loud envoirnment)

(Charles is suffering from sensory overload right now. He will return whenever.)

>>861684

I... suppose the squat was stronger than my will.
If there is a god, so I witnessed him at this moment.
But only this one, fleeting moment...

... well, it was nice while it lasted.

Furthermore ask people around the table: "Hey, what do you guys think the idea of having a school intern shooting or archery range? I kind of want to start a petition. For sports-purposes of course."

>>861629
Glom goes to do some Math... (1/3 until B-)

>>861633
Schist goes to Science... (1/3 until B-)

>>861663
Thirteen finds that there is no real fighting club; she could try and go to the Gym or something, or maybe find an alternative way of getting training.

>>861684
>>861696
Aleera can either go to English or use a speech roll on a specific group (Legion of Light, "Blue", "Green", Steel Order, or Undecided).

>>861696
I don't like using guns.
>>861732
>Continue

>>861732

Doing the english it is then!

Start with the second slice.

>>861732
Keep on mathing
>>861696
Assuming I'm still at the table:
"Will there be an open armory with a spare Panzer in the back?"

>>861618
Jump at the blue heathens screaming "STAND AND FACE ME FOR THE LORD!".

>>861732
Ill probably mix the next one so take my action in advance, OP:

>Finish the science study session (3/3)

Rolled 8 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>861732
>Seduce the nurse and ask her out for lunch!

>>861810
>mix
Miss

>>861751

Umm... Maybe? I mean, I would't know...

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>>861736
Schist keeps going... (2/3 until B-)

>>861747
Aleera eats and learns some English... (1/3 until C-)

>>861751
Glom is in the Math room... (2/3 until B-)

>>861765
Asimov alerts the police! They're immediate with their defense.

>>861810
Noted. This may be the only time I'll do it, though.

>>861811
Blacker Baron goes to the medical office and ends up making the nurse giggle.
"R-really?"

Policeman A pulls out a Baton!
Policeman B pulls out a Low-Voltage Taser!

>>861967
>>861033

I beg to differ!
If I were to write an english test now, I would get a C+. Not great, but eeh.
>finish off english studies.

(Make mental notes how to achieve the "Zen-Squat"-stance.)

>>861967
I must not be ENLIGHTENED enough!
Study "The Metaphysics of Morals" in the library

>>862009
...
Wait, wot?
(1/3 to C+)
(1/3 to C-)

How come?

Rolled 16 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>861967
>Tell the nurse that I am indeed serious and will pay for the meal.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>861967
Smash their heads against each other, let us see if there's brains in those who would defy the Lord and Savior.

>>861967
Keep on mathing and algerbaing

>>861967
Guess so.

>Continue

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>>862009
>>862024
Whoops! Aleera keeps going. (2/3 to C+)

>>862018
Nous goes to the library; after looking, he can't seem to find the right book.

>>862026
Blacker Baron successfully seduces the Nurse! She'll be ready for a date whenever you set it up. How? Magic, nigga.

>>862054
Asimov legitimately misses.

>>862060
Glam finally finishes her Math.
>Math Grade: B-
>New Perk: Egghead - You will gain +2 to any and all ranged attacks since the angle and velocity are burned into your head.

>>862177
Schist manages to get done in Science.
>Science Grade: B-
>New Perk: Witch Doctor - You will gain +2 in making potions, elixirs, substances like smoothies or alcohol, etc.

Policeman A slaps Asimov with the Baton!
Policeman B fires, but misses.

Be sure to keep close track of your inventory, and quick tip-- study perks as they come out. They may help you if you're looking for uses in that subject.

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>862252
*SIGH*
Plebeians.
Read "Philosophy for Dummies"

>>862252
Keep doing that dank maths because I have so much time to waste

>>862252
Take my clothes off. Let's show them the body of a servant of the one Lord, and see if they dare to face me still.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>862252
Attend math lesson, and keep working on it.

Rolled 16 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>862252
>Convince someone to pay me for janitorial services on weekends.

Time to make some money.

>>862252
What the fudge.

>Study english

>>862281
Nous can't seem to get any worthwhile information out of these.

>>862308
Glim keeps going! (1/3 to B+)

>>862312
Asimov takes off his shirt!
Policeman A is intimidated!
Policeman B is not affected!

>>862400
Thirteen (put your name in) goes to Math... (1/3 to C+)

>>862534
Blacker Baron convinces the staff to become a janitor!
"Just go into the Janitor's Closet to meet with the old one. Tell him he's fired."

>>863785
Schist works in English... (1/3 until C+)

Policeman B fires-- and hits!
Asimov is stunned for 1 turn!

>>864032
>Continue
What happens if we successfully slay a police officer?

>>864032
>Jack
>Male

>>864035
Schist

>>864035
>>864053
Thanks senpai.
Schist keeps going... (2/3 until C+)

>>864049
Like a whisper in the wind, Jack appears with a determined look on his face.

The battle is paused until Asimov wakes up or someone interacts with it. Thank god.

>>864064
"..."
Go study some History.

>>864064
Keep studying

>>864064
Continue.

>>864065
Jack studies History, out of everything. (1/3 to C+)

>>864070
Glim continues her study... (2/3 to B+)

>>864077
Schist finishes.
>English Grade: C+

>>864084
Study.
"Since no one else is doing it..."

>>864084
>Continue~

>>864084
Keep going

>>864090
>>864091
>>864107
Jack learns... (2/3 to C+)
Schist learns... (1/3 to B-)
Glom finishes learning.
>Math Grade (Glom): B+

>>864113
Study,

>>864113
Continue

This mod grind tho

>>864113
Keep learning Math

>>864121
Jack finishes a history lesson.
>History Grade: C+

>>864123
Schist keeps going at some English... (2/3 until B-)

>>864124
Glom decides to go above and beyond. (1/3 until A-)

>>864131
STUDY

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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>862252

"Manhorse" learns more about math (1/3 to F+)
>Pic related

>>864113
Run into the library, search for a copy (or original) of the Necronomicon.
(That's what the roll is for)
If I can't find any, learn science by reading books about magnetic accelerators.

Also, complain.
A lot. About a lot.
Not in the library though, no noise allowed.

>>864131
Wake up as a thicc qt3.14 female teenager.

>>864131
STUDY

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>>864132
Jack keeps going. (1/3 to B-)

>>864139
Aleera finds that a copy of the Necronomicon isn't exactly in stock, but she can always just go to science class to learn science.

>>864146
Pan0 arrives on the scene with, hopefully, the sights for a treadmill.

>>864148
Glom is lacking God in her life. (2/3 until A-)

>>864154
Holy crap it's been a while. Try and figure out what I was doing.

>>864154
S
T
U
D
Y
"Wow. This George Washington guy is sick."

>>864154
Stuuuuudy

Study untilA

>>864154

Alright, fuck it.
Can I attempt to learn double the amount of learning I could do by making rolls?

For now, normal learning of science.

>>864154
Check to see what clothes I have on.

>>864158
Lebron James stands outside of the school. It appears he's back...before the beginning...no, wait, he's just at it again. That would have made for a cool plotline.

>>864159
Jack studies pretty hard m8 I r8 8/8 (2/3 until B-)

>>864160
Schist finishes.
>English Grade: B-
>Level Up!
>New Perk: Egghead - You will gain +2 to any and all ranged attacks since the angle and velocity are burned into your head.

>>864162
It'll always be timed like this, despite a nat 20.
Aleera decides to go to Science... (1/3 until C+)

>>864164
Pan0 finds she has skinny jeans and a t-shirt.

>>864154
AAAAAAKEEPGOINGAAAAAA

>>864178
I guess go to history class.

>>864178
Wait, I though I was a girl? Am I still a girl? Anyways, go to english class.

>>864178
PERK. STUDY.

>>864178
...
>>859706

If I one science more, right now, I have a better grade.
LEARN SOME MATH!
And I will continue with science.
This Gauss rifle ain't gonna build itself.

>>864178
Study
wrong passive, OP

>>864159
Just something interesting to know, because now I'm turning into that one loser that pops fun facts off the top of his head, Washington would gallop across battlefields repeatedly [during the French & Indian War, I think] in storms of musket balls to both rally troops and deliver general orders while managing to NOT get hit. His horses did though. He was a cool guy.

>>864179
Glom feels herself more powerful than ever.
>Level Up!
>New Perk: Genius - You have become impressive in the field of mathematics. You will gain +3 in all ranged attacks instead of +2, as well as a +1 to all melee attacks.

>>864182
Pan0 seems frozen.

>>864185
Suddenly, everybody in the school watches as two men in green morphsuits fall from the heavens and grab Lebron James! They then proceed to do a strange--
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pD_imYhNoQ4
As Lebron James flies into the abyss, the man himself, Manhorse, teleports in front of him with a giant warhammer taped to his cock.
"Check em."
Suddenly, the numbers 55555 flash across the screen as Lebron is smacked with the cockhammer so hard, he flies into space and remains as one with the cosmos. Pan0 sheds a single tear as he realizes Lebron owed him five bucks.
(Console) 12:04:27PM - Lebron is now VAC banned from competitive play.

>>864188
Jack finishes his History work.
>History Grade: B-
>New Perk: Old News - Because of your history in the form of old warfare and longetivity, you will be able to last much longer in a fight.

>>864190
For abandoning the work to collect samples, you must start over until you fully get the grade.
Aleera goes to Math. (1/3 until C+)

>>864205
Schist keeps going. (1/3 until B)

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>>864215

>>864218
Welp, go to history class.

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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>864218
Alright, look for something that is heavy.

>>864218
GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND

>>864218
>Keeeep going

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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>864218

Suddenly,I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
Just like my father told me many times.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVT0iNcImlc

Look out of the window, scribble a something on a peace of paper (>Pic related), and start screaming on top of my lungs: "IT'S HAPPENING! YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS! PH'NGLUI MGLW'NAFH CTHULHU R'LYEH WGAH'NAGL FHTAGN!"
Start bleeding out of my eyes while suffering from spasms.

Black out for a bit, wake up again, and learn science, if nothing happened.

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>>864234

>>864218
>Lebron James
>>864234
>Aleera

Wtf is happening?

>>864240

IT

>>864221
Pan0 goes to History... (1/3 to C+)

>>864222
(Critical Success) Jack ends up finding a row of stainless steel chairs, some desks, a locked box of utensils-- it's a classroom full of stuff.

>>864223
GLOM PLEASE (1/3 until A)

>>864228
Schist keeps doing some English stuff. OP is a fucking idiot, realizes he gave Schist the B-tier Math perk, and swaps that out. OP then apologizes, he's mixing shit up left and right. (2/3 to B)
>Level Down!
>Level Up!
>New Perk: Poet - You will gain +2 to any sort of speech or bartering.

>>864234
I'm going to ignore all that edgy roleplay stuff and say you just abandoned math and learned science for some reason. (1/3 to C+)

>>864240
Lebron James was an alternate for Pan0, but you can't have two accounts. Aleera is...I dunno.

I'm going to take a shower. Make your moves and I'll boopity bop them out in a bit.

>>864243
CYKA BYLAT CHEEKI BREEKI
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(continue math)

>>864243
Continue going through history class.

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>>864241
<===
>>864243
Aye

>Study

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>864243
"..."
Loot the desks for anything.

>>864248
Abort.

>Maximum idiocy absorbed. Capacity reached. Brain cells combusting
>Pick up science textbook and promptly assault Aleera and Glam

Rolled 15, 15 + 1 = 31 (2d20 + 1)

>>864251

>>864243

> Proceed learning science, because I was just told you can't learn piece by piece, but have to do the same thing three times in a row without any interruptions.

Wasn't expecting you to take that shit seriously anyway.
To be honest, I got bored.

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>>864259

>>864251
Why me?
>inb4 better dead than red

>>864251

Now THAT'S just uncalled for.

>Schist studying English
>Aleera studying Science
>Glom studying Math

How would that even work?

>>864280
I was previously studying science,

>>864265
vvvvvvvv
>>864245

>>864285

Good thing you know all the meta-bullshit happening, right?
Otherwise your character would act out of random bullshit, right?
We wouldn't want that to happen.
Right?

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>864243
>Don a blonde toupee and announce to the janitor that he is fired. Resume where he left off to make some dosh.

>>864288
I...what? We can always start an all-out war with the lunchroom alliances.

>>864292

We shall see.
Weee shall seeeee...

>>864293
...

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>>864245
Glom is ascending the plane of maths. (2/3 until A)

>>864246
Pan0 keeps studying History... (2/3 until C+)

>>864248
Schist studies more English.
>English Grade: B

>>864250
Jack loots the desks, but these are just flat desks. That 15 is used to get a steel leg off of one of the desks, though, so not all is lost.

>>864251
As much as PvP would be welcomed, the Science room, History room, and English room are all in different places. You would also initiate Red status. You still want to go through with this?

>>864259
Aleera keeps learning science. (2/3 until C+)

>>864289
Blacker Baron busts into the closet and tells the janny he's fired.
>"...Nope. I'm not."
Pic related.

>>864339
Keep learning

>>864339
Finish off.

Then keep going.

I shall ace this test!

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>864339
"Neato."
Try breaking open the locked box with the steel leg I just got.

>>864339
Nah :(

>Study