>>875269
Hey, OP, two questions, did we win anything from that fight with Bob, and two, have you considered a trip?

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>>875269
Also, we need a new outfit.
something that looks cool to kids but extremely gay to adults

>>876055
Why not one that looks cool AND extremely gay to everyone?

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>>876354
Right on, bby

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Previous thread http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/837459/

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RULES
4000 Life Points
First turn draw
Field spells don't destroy each other
Monsters without flip effects are summoned in face up defence position instead of set
During the protagonists turn he will play cards/ perform actions t

>>876857
Yay, we now wake up at 0500 so we don't get beaten by general dad!

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>>876867
Don't be ridiculous anon, Dad is a sergeant major.

>>876895
Wake up before yu-go-go

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>>876857
wew the second half didn't get copy/paste

During the protagonists turn he will play cards/ perform actions that get posted. There is no list of cards in his hand you must choose from, you can choose any card. Cards that don't fit the FIRE theme of the protagonists deck or OP cards cost fate points.

>>876895

Dream about dark magician girl, she's your waifu

>>876945
FIRE themed Dark Magician Girl, you mean
And the whole Magician Girl archetype

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("Come to my arms Dark Magician Girl, Evil Overlord Granch can't harm you now")

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/60/FirstCall.ogg

"ANON WAKE UP IT'S TIME FOR MORNING DRILLS"

>>876959

Duel him for your right to sleep more

"Here ya go Anon off to th- WHAT you want to duel ME!?

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>>877002
forgot pic

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"Finally taking a crack at your old man huh? Fine if you win you can sleep in until breakfast, hows that sound?"

>>877038
It's time to D-D-D-D-D-DDuel!
Sorry, dad. i stuttered

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"It's time to D-D-D-D-D-DDuel!"
Sorry, dad. i stuttered

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"Outstanding, I haven't had a chance to use this thing since your last parent teacher interview"

>>877203
So, who goes first?
Maybe you want to wait for a few more players

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>>877295
I think i'll just wait longer between posts then, I don't want to pause/postpone

"I'll start things off"
"I summon Dark Fire Soldier in attack mode"

>>877368
>Dark Fire Soldier
#1?

>>877379
Yes, although #1 and #2 have identical stats anyway

>>877389
>identical stats
>1700/1150
>1700/1100

>>877389
#2 has 50 more def points than #1

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"I will place 2 cards face down"

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"And activate the continuous magic card Wave Motion Cannon"

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"Your move Anon"

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Your turn
You have:
6 cards
4000 Life Points

Dad has
2 cards
4000 life points
Dark Fire Soldier #1
2 face downs
Wave Motion Cannon (0)

>>877434
draw, mst Wave Motion Cannon, summon Laval Cannon, Twin Twisters the remaining cards, discard Laval Phlogis, explain 1600+300, attack Dark Fire Soldier.

>>877477
Sure, why not

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"I activate Mystical Space Typhoon to destroy your Wave Motion Cannon"

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"Now I summon Laval Cannon in attack mode!"

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"I discard Laval Phlogis to activate my Twin Twisters! Now I can destroy your two facedown cards!

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"In that case I will activate both of my facedown cards"

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"Waboku and Jar of Greed"
"Waboku will protect my monsters from being destroyed and me from taking battle damage, Jar of Greed will let me draw a card"

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"When Laval Phlogis is sent to the graveyard my Laval Monsters gain 300 attack points"

"Big deal thanks to waboku your Laval Loser can't do anything!"

>>877760
Shit, then don't bother attacking, i guess

>>877779
ss Inferno in defense mode and end turn i guss.

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"I banish Laval Phlogis to special summon Inferno in defense mode"

I'm lurkin, OP

I just realized that using molten destruction is also going to bolster his monsters.

How many cards do we have in our hand rn?

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"I end my turn"

You have:
4000 Life points
1 card
Laval Cannon (+300 atk)
Inferno (def mode)

Dad has:
4000 Lifepoints
4 cards (after draw phase)

Dark Fire Soldier #1

>>877867
1

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"First I will summon a second Dark Fire Soldier"

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"Now I equip Dark Fire Soldier with Salamadra raising his attack points by 700"

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"Dark Fire Soldier! Eliminate that Laval Lummox!"

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"Well, lucky for you my second Soldier doesn't have enough attack points to take out your Inferno so I guess you're safe for now, I end my turn"

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For our turn, I suggest:
1) Pyramid of Light
2) Torrential Tribute, face down

Pay 1000 life points to summon both Andro Sphinx and Sphinx Teleia to the field. If he tries any funny business, use torrential tribute to blow up everything and special summon Theinen the Great Sphinx.

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"My draw!"

You have:
3500 Life Points
2 cards (after draw phase)

Inferno (defense mode)

Dad Has:
4000 Life Points
2 cards

Dark Fire Soldier #1 (equipped with Salamandra)
Dark Fire Soldier #2

>>878055
Those would have to be in the hand already, and those would probably be classified as cards we wouldn't have, and they aren't fire based

>>878032
Summon Flamvell Firedog. Attack his unprotected soldier. Special Summon Heavy Knight of the Flame from the deck.
Set Blazing Mirror Force.

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>>878055
You have 3 fate points, using pyramid or either sphinx will cost 1 each

>>878073
>>878077

Do we have a fire-specific deck?
Also, are the cards in our deck decided now? I was here for the first thread where we could pretty much just name cards to play as long as we had the numbers in the hand for them and it was a viable combo.

set scap-iron scarecrow

>>876942
>During the protagonists turn he will play cards/ perform actions that get posted. There is no list of cards in his hand you must choose from, you can choose any card. Cards that don't fit the FIRE theme of the protagonists deck or OP cards cost fate points.

>>878073
This is fine
Also set a Waboku of our own

>>878073
>>878090
>>878099
We only go two cards tho
I ACTIVATE 3 POTS OF GREED

>>878106
This.

op, I don't know if anyone else has mentioned it, but I appreciate all the stupid filenames for the drawings. Don't stop doing that, you magnificent bastard

>>878106
>>878112
POG now costs 3 fate points

>>878138
What about Pot of Desires?

>>878132
Yeah, those make this quest

>>878138
Can we spend fate points to get more fate points?

Forget about the waboku, then

>>878138
what about reckless greed?

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Aight, I just jumped in and didn't see it. My bad.

1) Summon Blue Flame Swordsman
2) Special Summon Bonfire Colossus, sacrificing two of our flamebois
3) From Blue Flame Swordsman's effect, bring back Laval Lummox from the graveyard
4) ???
5) Profit

>>878169
2


>>878157
5

>>878182
Actually scratch that, Blue Flame Swordsman's effect is when destroyed by an opponent only.

Still, Bonfire Colossus

>>878184
How is Pot of Desires more expensive than Pot of Greed?

>>878182
Fencing Fire Ferret into Bonfire Colossus?

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>>878205
That would be awesome.

I was going to backtrack myself and suggest a 1) Fire King Avatar Kirin to Bonfire Colossus
followed by
2) a Flame Spirit Ignis the next turn

>>878232
Lets get more META, Shaddoll Fusion in inferno(field) and Shaddoll Beast(hand) to fs El Shaddoll Grysta and draw a card.

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>>878239
>Inb4 infinite fate points

>>878184
what about the seal of orichalcos?

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>>878257
But Grysta is fire, we should be fine.

>>878184
>pot of desires
>5
What the fresh hell

How about Upstart Goblin?
And bad reaction to Simochi?

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oh man so many suggestions to choose from

play Hiita the Fire Charmer take control of the soilder with salimandra

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"I'll play one card face down"

>>878310
Polymerization Inferno and UFO turtle in hand into Blaze Fenix and attack over his stronger Soldier

>>878310
Tribute summon Thestalos the Firestorm Monarch and attack over his weaker soldier

>>878310
Play Burden of the Mighty and summon Neo Flamvell Sabre to attack over his stronger soldier

>>878310
Equip Big Bang Shot to the stronger soldier and use Parallel Twister to send Big Bang Shot (destroying that which it is equipped to) to destroy his weaker soldier

>>878310
Activate Ties of the Brethren to summon Volcanic Slicer and Solar Flare Dragon, then tribute summon Infernal Flame Emperor

>>878310
Tribute Summon Pyrotech Mech Shiryu and attack over one of his monsters

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("Damn if only I had another FIRE monster, then I could summon my Bonfire Collosus")

>>878378
lol

>>878378
Taan endo

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You have:
3500 Life Points
1 card (Which is Bonfire Collosus)

Inferno (defense mode)

Dad Has:
4000 Life Points
3 cards (after draw phase)

Dark Fire Soldier #1 (equipped with Salamandra)
Dark Fire Soldier #2

>>878442
you forgot scrappy

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Yeah I forgot, you also have Scrap Iron Scarecrow set.

"Okay my draw"

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"I activate Tremendous Fire; I take 500 points of damage!

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"And you take 1000 damage!"

>>877403
>erhmehgerhd fifty points
Living with autism must be suffering.

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"Now I shall enter the war phase!"

>>878090

Literally mentioned here.
>>876942
Reading comprehension.

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"Dark Fire Soldier (The one with Salamandra) snuff out that Inferno!"

>>878536
Scrap Iron Scarecrow it

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"I activate Scrap Iron Scarecrow, now your attack is negated!"

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"Heh, your Mum used to use Scrap Iron Scarecrow too. I guess I'll end my turn for now"

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"My draw"

You have:
2500 Life Points
2 card (One of them is Bonfire Collosus)

Inferno (defense mode)
Scrap Iron Scarecrow

Dad Has:
3500 Life Points
2 cards

Dark Fire Soldier #1 (equipped with Salamandra)
Dark Fire Soldier #2

>>878618
use trade-in, then ns lavalval lakeside lady, ss Stennon using lady and inferno, discard another phlogis for +300.

>>878618
Normal Summon Fencing Fire Ferret, Special Summon Bonfire Colossus. Destroy Inferno and Ferret, ferret letting you destroy his Soldier with the salamandra

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>>878646
Anon doesn't know how to perform any extra deck summoning methods yet

"I summon Fencing Fire Ferret in attack mode"

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"When I have a FIRE monster on the field I can special summon my Bonfire Collosus"

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"When Bonfire Collosus is summoned I have to destroy two of my FIRE monsters"

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>>878726

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"And when Fencing Fire Ferret is destroyed I can destroy one of your monsters!"

>>878724
>prostagma
Malista

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"I sending your Dark Fire Soldier to the graveyard and Salamandra is coming with him"

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"Bonfire Collosus take out the remaining Dark Fire Soldier!"

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(Dad loses 900 points
2600 remaining)

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>>878747
>>878738
>>878726
>>878780

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("Jesus Christ how horrifying")
"Ahem, my draw"

You have:
2500 Life Points
0 cards

Bonfire Collosus
Scrap Iron Scarecrow

Dad Has:
2600 Life Points
3 cards (After draw phase)

empty field

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"First I will use Remove Trap to destroy your Scrap Iron Scarecrow"

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"Now I summon Blazing Inpachi in attack mode!"

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"I activate the continous magic card Solidarity, as long as every card in my graveyard is pyro type, all my other pyro monsters gain 800 attack points"

>>878843
Scarecrow is face down.

>>878865
Nah, we activated it

>>878865
Oh yeah Remove Trap can only target face ups, that's pretty shit, w/e replace it with mystical space typhoon
>>878869
It's not a continous trap it just puts itself back face down instead of going to the graveyard

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"Solidarity boosts Blazing Inpachis attack points to 2650! Enter War phase"

>>878872
Indeed it is shit.
Also, Ferret should have done 500 damage to Dad.

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>>878875
H A C K S
A
C
K
S

>>878886
technical difficulties at 1:16am, ignore that trip

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"Blazing Inpachi take down that Collosus"

>>878886
So, it was YOU
I hope he had to burn a fate point for that

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>>878897

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"Well now I guess I'll end my turn"

>>878912
One card, staring down a 2650 beatstick.
I say Normal Summon Fire Hand

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>>878915
So...would a black hole be too OP/Fate point right now?

>>878918
Don't we have burning mirror force set?

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Your turn

You have:
2450 Life Points
1 card (after draw)

empty field

Dad Has:
2100 Life Points
0 cards

Blazing Inpachi
Solidarity

Dark Hole 1 fate point
Upstart Goblin 0 fate point
Bad Reaction to Simochi 0 fate point

My first idea:
Normal Summon Fire Hand, attack his Inpachi
Fire Hand is destroyed and its effect activates, destroying his Inpachi and special summoning Ice Hand from the deck.
Ice Hand attacks directly.

This will leave us in a good position for when he destroys Ice Hand we can destroy his Solidarity and summon another Fire Hand.

My second idea would be to set a FIRE monster in Defense, then drop a Pyrorex on him next turn.

All other ideas involve Pot of Greet shenanigans

>>878925
So, do we have enough to call upon the pot of greed?

>>878925
How many fate points to successfully Xyz Summon a monster (Infernal Flame Vixen)?

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At this point we might as well just fate point into Exodia, just to show dad WAR IS HELLLL

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"I summon Fire Hand in attack mode"

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"Fire hand attack Blazing Inpachi"

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(You lose 1050 Life points
1400 remaining)

"When Fire Hand is destroyed I can destroy one of your monsters and summon an Ice Hand from my deck!"

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"Say goodbye to Blazing Inpachi"

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"And say hello to Ice hand!"

>>879016
Attack directly!

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"Ice Hand! Attack his lifepoints directly!"
"OOF!"

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"With that I'll end my turn"
("Nice now when he destroys my Ice Hand next turn I can destroy his Solidarity and summon another Fire Hand")

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"My go"
("wew, I could really use a pot of greed right now Let's see what I got")

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("Harharhar yes!")

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"I banish Dark Fire Soldier #2 from my graveyard to special summon Inferno in attack mode"

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"Since Inferno is a Pyro type solidarity boosts his attack points by 800!"

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"War phase! I attack Ice Hand with Inferno!"
(You take 500 damage
900 remaining)

>>879052
Oh no!

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"I think you know what happens when Inferno destroys a monster"

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"Oh no!"

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"When my Inferno destroys a monster you lose 1500 life points!"

>>879072
Noooo it looks like its time for morning drills :(

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"You're finished!"

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"Good game Anon, that was an intense duel!"

>>879080
pssh nothing personnel kid

>>879080
GG, DDy

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"Oh man, I could almost hear the flames and smell the smoke!"

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"OH NO! I FORGOT ABOUT THE BREAKFAST!"
"BATTLE STATIONS!"

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHecCiA4uQ8

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Thanks for following this quest, next episode will be in a week. Feel free to comment, make suggestions insult etc. I'll be monitoring the thread. Thank you and goodbye.

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This episodes lewd image

>>879102
I swear, you are the master of filenames