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Fate/Quest 2: People die when (...) 12/04/16(Sun)22:48:23 No.904599

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Fate/Quest 2: People die when they are killed Loto !!rf0BMoimfAu (ID: apwmQn+w) 12/04/16(Sun)22:48:23 No.904599 Archived

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Last time, on Fate/Quest, we established that we were the future hero of justice, Shirou Emiya, as we made a contract with the servant Saber Arturia, and had our internal organs scrambled no less than three times between Lancer and Assassin. The fourth wall was shattered by a horribly CGI dragon that sounded like Saber, Kiritsugu and Irisviel were revealed to still be alive, and Caster ate our leftovers.

Today on Fate/Quest...

You awaken to find Saber half asleep on a cushion in a corner of your room. She honestly looks kind of cute in that position, trying to sit up on her knees, but slowly nodding off while trying to drink some tea. It almost makes one forget that she's not actually human, and doesn't actually need sleep or food. You yawn loudly as you get out of bed to retrieve the envelope that was left on your dresser while you were asleep.

"Hey, Saber, who left this letter for me?"
"It's from Irisviel. She said that you should open it as soon as you woke up."
"I'll read it while we're eating then."

You put the envelope in your pocket. Nobody had bothered to change you out of your casual clothes after last night's debacle. There were plenty of holes in the shirt though, but it wasn't anything your magic couldn't fix in ten or so minutes. You decide food is more important first, however, and head into the kitchen to see what you can make with leftovers. Thankfully, there's some food in the fridge for you with a note on it from Irisviel that she made you some food before she left with Kiritsugu.

You do adore your mother so. She's too precious. You whisper a quiet thank you to her as you unwrap the leftovers and place them in the microwave with a glass of water to heat them up. At some point during this, Saber slips into the room and sits down at the table. You see this and pull out some of the breakfast cereal you keep on top of the fridge for days when you don't feel like cooking, and pour saber a bowl.

"I'm sorry we don't have any milk right now, the last jug spoiled, and it was just before all of this went down. Is no milk fine?"
"I lived in a time before milk was almost always safe to consume. I think I can do without it."
"Okay then."

Beep beep, went the microwave. You pulled out the bowl that the food was in, being careful to not burn yourself in the process. You retrieved a few spoons from the drawer next to the dish washer, and brought the food to the table, giving saber her bowl of cereal and setting your leftovers down, pulling out the envelop. It was pretty stuffed, but you could tell not all of what was inside was going to be a letter by the shape on it's own. Opening it, you found this to be very true, as you found a letter inside, and a few miscellaneous objects that you're sure would be explained in the letter.

Anonymous (ID: zTaSUerc)
12/04/16(Sun)23:01:38 No.904677

Anonymous (ID: zTaSUerc) 12/04/16(Sun)23:01:38 No.904677

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>>904599
Time for swords.

Loto !!rf0BMoimfAu (ID: apwmQn+w)
12/04/16(Sun)23:03:22 No.904687

Loto !!rf0BMoimfAu (ID: apwmQn+w) 12/04/16(Sun)23:03:22 No.904687

>>904677

God fucking damn it I love swords so fucking much.

>>904599

Also enclosed in the envelope was a key, which suspiciously matched the one that Kiritsugu always used to open the safe in his and Irisviel's room.

You begin to read the letter.

Dear Shirou:
We were hoping this day wouldn't come, to be honest, the Holy Grail War was something we were going to try and bury in history after the end of the last one by destroying the Greater Grail for good. Sadly, things started up way sooner than anyone predicted and we were unable to stop it in time. Your father and I are too busy making sure that worse things aren't happening to actually help you with this constantly, however if you absolutely need us, we will come right back, and remember, we're always just a phone call away if you need to talk to us or want advice. I asked your father to get in contact with Maya and have her come back to town in our place to help you out for a bit, but so far he hasn't been able to contact her as of my writing this. She usually picks up right away when he calls, but she didn't this time. One of us will send you an email when we manage to get through to her. Anyway, your father and I are both genuinely sorry you got involved in this mess, but you've got one of the best servants summonable by the system, so you're sure to win as long as you apply yourself. We wish you nothing but the best of luck.
-Love, Mom

Well, that was a thing. You wonder what else they hadn't been telling you, but decide that overall, it's probably not important. You instead turn your attention to Saber and ask if she's seen any cool swords in her combat experience.

"I've seen plenty of cool swords. A good lot of them were magical, too. There was this one sword that didn't really look like a sword, it looked more like a really twisted lance, but you could stab people with it and it would always pierce their armor."
"Wow. That sounds really useful."

And the conversation goes on like this for a while, Saber recounting tales of swords much like Excalibur, a sword that, at the cost of the user's life, could destroy anything within a radius of the user, and a sword that would never break, no matter how much damage it took.

>What will you do?
Get dressed and go out for the day (It's sunday)
Stay in and do research on these swords Saber is telling you about
Go hunting for other masters
Other

Anonymous (ID: uwVSYSNv)
12/04/16(Sun)23:04:18 No.904691

Anonymous (ID: uwVSYSNv) 12/04/16(Sun)23:04:18 No.904691

>>904687
Stay in and do research on these swords Saber is telling you about

Anonymous (ID: k2SL6pFs)
12/04/16(Sun)23:05:41 No.904699

Anonymous (ID: k2SL6pFs) 12/04/16(Sun)23:05:41 No.904699

>>904687
>Stay in and do research on these swords Saber is telling you about

Anonymous (ID: zTaSUerc)
12/04/16(Sun)23:05:45 No.904700

Anonymous (ID: zTaSUerc) 12/04/16(Sun)23:05:45 No.904700

>>904687
>Stay in and do research on these swords Saber is telling you about
Grab the tissues, we got polishing to do.

Anonymous (ID: GT/6yLpf)
12/04/16(Sun)23:15:04 No.904769

Anonymous (ID: GT/6yLpf) 12/04/16(Sun)23:15:04 No.904769

>>904687
>Stay in and do research on these swords Saber is telling you about
Mention the idea of "Faking" being one of her knights by coping their swords from her memories. Would there be synergistic bonuses, and would she be comfortable with us playing the part?

Anonymous (ID: LQKKU13W)
12/05/16(Mon)02:28:51 No.905348

Anonymous (ID: LQKKU13W) 12/05/16(Mon)02:28:51 No.905348

>Stay in and do research on these swords Saber is telling you about

Anonymous (ID: Zbf018Fp)
12/05/16(Mon)07:38:38 No.905629

Anonymous (ID: Zbf018Fp) 12/05/16(Mon)07:38:38 No.905629

>>904687
>Stay in and do research on these swords Saber is telling you about

Anonymous (ID: WPF+ITsc)
12/05/16(Mon)11:36:25 No.905820

Anonymous (ID: WPF+ITsc) 12/05/16(Mon)11:36:25 No.905820

>>904687
>Other
Finally get around to fixing the problem with the fridge
>Get dressed and go out for the day
Those groceries won't shop themselves.

Anonymous (ID: EURgdgEX)
12/05/16(Mon)13:43:34 No.906020

Anonymous (ID: EURgdgEX) 12/05/16(Mon)13:43:34 No.906020

>>904687
>Stay in and do research on these swords Saber is telling you about

Anonymous (ID: iXq9d3l2)
12/05/16(Mon)15:22:45 No.906229

Anonymous (ID: iXq9d3l2) 12/05/16(Mon)15:22:45 No.906229

>>904687
>Stay in and do research on cool swords
New goal: set ourselves up to become saber shirou

Loto !!rf0BMoimfAu (ID: apwmQn+w)
12/05/16(Mon)20:01:28 No.907081

Loto !!rf0BMoimfAu (ID: apwmQn+w) 12/05/16(Mon)20:01:28 No.907081

Writing the update as soon as I can manage it. Sorry for the delay, today has been a bit of a busy day.

Anonymous (ID: iXq9d3l2)
12/05/16(Mon)20:05:24 No.907098

Anonymous (ID: iXq9d3l2) 12/05/16(Mon)20:05:24 No.907098

so late game plans:
I want to become a shirou who has actual knowledge and talent for sword fighting to make UBW better

Anonymous (ID: a5eKMvkp)
12/05/16(Mon)20:18:03 No.907126

Anonymous (ID: a5eKMvkp) 12/05/16(Mon)20:18:03 No.907126

>>907098
I want to romance everyone and have a giant harem family.

Anonymous (ID: iXq9d3l2)
12/05/16(Mon)20:19:54 No.907131

Anonymous (ID: iXq9d3l2) 12/05/16(Mon)20:19:54 No.907131

>>907126
>harem
I have never experienced such shit taste such as this
We must choose
CHOOSE

Anonymous (ID: a5eKMvkp)
12/05/16(Mon)20:26:58 No.907143

Anonymous (ID: a5eKMvkp) 12/05/16(Mon)20:26:58 No.907143

>>907131
We will choose. WE WILL CHOOSE THEM ALL.

Anonymous (ID: k2SL6pFs)
12/05/16(Mon)20:28:45 No.907150

Anonymous (ID: k2SL6pFs) 12/05/16(Mon)20:28:45 No.907150

>>907131
Anti-haremfag
How quaint.

Anonymous (ID: uwVSYSNv)
12/05/16(Mon)20:29:08 No.907151

Anonymous (ID: uwVSYSNv) 12/05/16(Mon)20:29:08 No.907151

>>907131
We chose ALL of them.

Anonymous (ID: 0B5r7DSc)
12/05/16(Mon)20:32:08 No.907157

Anonymous (ID: 0B5r7DSc) 12/05/16(Mon)20:32:08 No.907157

Ya know, if we go with Illya we could also bang those two doll maids she has with her.
The best we'll do in terms of multiple women.

Anonymous (ID: zTaSUerc)
12/05/16(Mon)20:34:29 No.907163

Anonymous (ID: zTaSUerc) 12/05/16(Mon)20:34:29 No.907163

Anons, you're not thinking hard enough.

We need to jack off into the Grail.

Anonymous (ID: iXq9d3l2)
12/05/16(Mon)20:34:51 No.907164

Anonymous (ID: iXq9d3l2) 12/05/16(Mon)20:34:51 No.907164

>>907157
They are 2pure4u
>>907151
>>907143
NO
WE MUST CHOOSE ONE

Anonymous (ID: k2SL6pFs)
12/05/16(Mon)20:37:07 No.907176

Anonymous (ID: k2SL6pFs) 12/05/16(Mon)20:37:07 No.907176

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>>907164

Anonymous (ID: iXq9d3l2)
12/05/16(Mon)20:40:24 No.907184

Anonymous (ID: iXq9d3l2) 12/05/16(Mon)20:40:24 No.907184

>>907176
...do you really think that would actually work?
Do you really think Rin or Sakura or saber would be fine with that shit?
I'd rather have 1 waifu than none

Anonymous (ID: k2SL6pFs)
12/05/16(Mon)20:42:05 No.907191

Anonymous (ID: k2SL6pFs) 12/05/16(Mon)20:42:05 No.907191

>>907184
>Implying this quest isn't so off the rails that it could work via sheer audacity
You lack vision, Anon. All we have to do is roll high enough.

Anonymous (ID: Zbf018Fp)
12/05/16(Mon)20:43:56 No.907196

Anonymous (ID: Zbf018Fp) 12/05/16(Mon)20:43:56 No.907196

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>907184
>>907191
This Anon's right. For example, check out my Nat 100.

Anonymous (ID: iXq9d3l2)
12/05/16(Mon)20:44:13 No.907197

Anonymous (ID: iXq9d3l2) 12/05/16(Mon)20:44:13 No.907197

>>907191
Have we ever rolled high on seduce rolls?

Anonymous (ID: iXq9d3l2)
12/05/16(Mon)20:45:15 No.907201

Anonymous (ID: iXq9d3l2) 12/05/16(Mon)20:45:15 No.907201

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>907196
KEK
CHECH EM

Anonymous (ID: iXq9d3l2)
12/05/16(Mon)20:46:25 No.907205

Anonymous (ID: iXq9d3l2) 12/05/16(Mon)20:46:25 No.907205

>>907201
Kill me now sempai

Anonymous (ID: zTaSUerc)
12/05/16(Mon)20:47:29 No.907212

Anonymous (ID: zTaSUerc) 12/05/16(Mon)20:47:29 No.907212

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>907201
Rolling

Anonymous (ID: k2SL6pFs)
12/05/16(Mon)20:47:41 No.907214

Anonymous (ID: k2SL6pFs) 12/05/16(Mon)20:47:41 No.907214

Rolled 63 (1d100)

Rolling to ~~seize the means of production.~~

Anonymous (ID: iXq9d3l2)
12/05/16(Mon)20:48:56 No.907217

Anonymous (ID: iXq9d3l2) 12/05/16(Mon)20:48:56 No.907217

>>907212
I-I think this may be the highest we have rolled on seduce
Ever
Still probably not enough

Anonymous (ID: 0B5r7DSc)
12/05/16(Mon)20:49:34 No.907221

Anonymous (ID: 0B5r7DSc) 12/05/16(Mon)20:49:34 No.907221

>>907164
bullshit, you'd deny two people the joy of sex?
You're a monster.

Anonymous (ID: zTaSUerc)
12/05/16(Mon)20:50:04 No.907222

Anonymous (ID: zTaSUerc) 12/05/16(Mon)20:50:04 No.907222

>>907217
Silly anon. I wasn't rolling to seduce. I was rolling for
S W O R D
W
O
R
D

Anonymous (ID: k2SL6pFs)
12/05/16(Mon)20:52:04 No.907233

Anonymous (ID: k2SL6pFs) 12/05/16(Mon)20:52:04 No.907233

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>>907217
>Forgetting when we wifed Rin.
Shameful.

Loto !!rf0BMoimfAu (ID: apwmQn+w)
12/06/16(Tue)00:08:44 No.907949

Loto !!rf0BMoimfAu (ID: apwmQn+w) 12/06/16(Tue)00:08:44 No.907949

>>904769
You're in luck, there are such bonuses, and for enough reasons that you could make an argument that had Fate/Zero had Berserker and Saber team up, they could have beaten anyone.

>>907217
We've rolled 90+ before, but the highest we've ever rolled was a private 100 to make Taiga squirm.

>>907233

she DOES want our cock already because of the stupid shit we keep pulling.

>>904687

You tell Saber to wait at the table, returning to your room to retrieve your laptop, and an unfamiliar english song is playing in your head the whole time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Olg6eoqTaM8

On your way back, you swear for a second that you see a stack of US dollars with a pair of googly eyes on it, but you blink and then it's suddenly not there. The music stops after that. Saber carefully steps into the hall in full battle regalia, Excalibur drawn. You both exchange an awkward glance of "did that really just happen?" before you decide to break the silence.

"I elect to ignore the gaslighting for now and get on to the more important stuff."
"I agree, this sounds like a wonderful idea."

You head into the living room and hook up your laptop to the TV with a cable. Saber feeds you key words, which you feed into google, and eventually, after scouring wikipedia, a few deviantart pages, and several pixiv pages, and seeing swords such as Arondight (Saber was kind of vocal about how most of them didn't even look like it, and that they didn't even have what it could fully do written down), Ascalon, Caladbolg, Caliburn (Saber spoke highly of this one as if she had firsthand experience with it.), Excalibur (Saber was especially fond about speaking of this one. You're starting to think she may be Guinevere, or one of King Arthur's knights.), Galatine (Saber was also vocal about this one), Gan Jiang and Mo Ye (Which screamed out to you on a personal level.), and St-Catherine (Which Saber made out to be a truly terrifying Noble Phantasm, belonging to Jeanne D'Arc. She made a slightly bigger deal about this one, saying that the caster of the previous war had been obsessed with her.).

Overall it was a fruitful venture, though Saber constantly going on about how one artist got one sword so perfectly right and yet completely messed up on the other one they drew grew on your nerves after a while, and you both saw things you wish you could unsee.

>You've gained a decent amount of knowledge about swords. You're going to need significantly more knowledge to reliably project something like a Noble Phantasm, but you could totally project a sword that looks just like one if you felt like it now.

>You're now several steps closer to perfecting your personal weapons, Gan Jiang and Mo Ye. You'll still need to see Archer trace them in front of you before you can use the real things though.

>What will you do with the rest of your day
Time to train tracing these new toys out in the shed!
Let's practice our sword form with Saber
Hunt other masters?
Other

Anonymous (ID: uwVSYSNv)
12/06/16(Tue)00:10:39 No.907953

Anonymous (ID: uwVSYSNv) 12/06/16(Tue)00:10:39 No.907953

>>907949
>Train with saber while using these new sword forms.

Anonymous (ID: zTaSUerc)
12/06/16(Tue)00:10:44 No.907955

Anonymous (ID: zTaSUerc) 12/06/16(Tue)00:10:44 No.907955

>>907949
>Let's practice our sword form with Saber
GIT GUD

Anonymous (ID: k2SL6pFs)
12/06/16(Tue)00:12:14 No.907958

Anonymous (ID: k2SL6pFs) 12/06/16(Tue)00:12:14 No.907958

>>907949
>Let's practice our sword form with Saber
Make (occasionally sexual) sword puns while practicing.

Anonymous (ID: EURgdgEX)
12/06/16(Tue)00:15:30 No.907971

Anonymous (ID: EURgdgEX) 12/06/16(Tue)00:15:30 No.907971

>>907949
>Let's practice our sword form with Saber

Anonymous (ID: YxlIN32c)
12/06/16(Tue)00:34:54 No.908031

Anonymous (ID: YxlIN32c) 12/06/16(Tue)00:34:54 No.908031

>>907949
>Let's practice our sword form with Saber

Anonymous (ID: a5eKMvkp)
12/06/16(Tue)00:38:51 No.908049

Anonymous (ID: a5eKMvkp) 12/06/16(Tue)00:38:51 No.908049

>>907949
Let's practice our sword form with Saber
attempt to woo the sword girl

Anonymous (ID: 9OtXXuL/)
12/06/16(Tue)01:53:02 No.908236

Anonymous (ID: 9OtXXuL/) 12/06/16(Tue)01:53:02 No.908236

>>907949
More swordporn.

This time mundane swords and weapons on kultofathena dot com.

Then we trace one of those for practice.

Anonymous (ID: GT/6yLpf)
12/06/16(Tue)13:46:15 No.908746

Anonymous (ID: GT/6yLpf) 12/06/16(Tue)13:46:15 No.908746

>>907949
>You're in luck, there are such bonuses, and for enough reasons that you could make an argument that had Fate/Zero had Berserker and Saber team up, they could have beaten anyone.
Cool, so Saber with synergy bonuses from her knights gets ridiculous quickly. Excellent.
Also good that Illya summoned assassin instead of something seriously dangerous like Morgan Le Fay as caster. Seriously, giving caster preptime is a terrible idea, and giving Morgan Le Fay two months of preptime with access to the Elizibern Alchemy and Homuculi Creation labs is such a terrible idea. For us anyway, the Elizibern would probably learn enough from the witch who created Mordred that they'd count it as a win whatever happened during the actual war.

WizardAnon (ID: bHnOPcce)
12/06/16(Tue)15:08:21 No.908852

WizardAnon (ID: bHnOPcce) 12/06/16(Tue)15:08:21 No.908852

>>908746
If they had summoned Morgan Le Fay as a caster I doubt that they would have even allowed Illya to remain as her Master. They'd probably take control from her and not even care about the war at all. Or they would have made Caster prepare a lot of dangerous things, thrown that into the War, and not give a fuck afterwards, as long as they had Caster.

Anonymous (ID: COYqYkZF)
12/06/16(Tue)15:27:12 No.908888

Anonymous (ID: COYqYkZF) 12/06/16(Tue)15:27:12 No.908888

>>908852
Eh, the head of that family is obsessed with winning the grail war.

Anonymous (ID: LQKKU13W)
12/07/16(Wed)05:21:50 No.911328

Anonymous (ID: LQKKU13W) 12/07/16(Wed)05:21:50 No.911328

>>908888
nice quads

Anonymous (ID: YKmXsEtn)
12/11/16(Sun)07:56:27 No.928219

Anonymous (ID: YKmXsEtn) 12/11/16(Sun)07:56:27 No.928219

Are you still here Loto?

Loto !!rf0BMoimfAu (ID: apwmQn+w)
12/11/16(Sun)15:54:41 No.929203

Loto !!rf0BMoimfAu (ID: apwmQn+w) 12/11/16(Sun)15:54:41 No.929203

>>928219
I'm currently suffering from critical (mental) existence failure, and very shitty internet. I'll be back after I write up a draft for the general direction of the plot. Which should be within the next week or two.