>>1095599
Also have our current inventory

>Suitcase; some suitcase that some crazy old man gave you, for some reason it is able to contain a lot more than it would seem. Although it can only hold trousers, money, consumable items, and some smaller key items.

>1,000 Darkland Gold Coins; a bunch of coins you stuff in your mattress for safety, while not as inflated as say Mushroom Kingdom coins, their actual worth depends on the country you go to.

>A family photo; a picture of you, your son, and Kammy. Other than memories this has no obvious use.

>Bowser’s Baseball Bat; your favorite baseball bat, complete with spikes coming out the side. Useful for hitting balls, projectiles, and occasionally idiots.

>Passport; you are a recognized king yes, but official identification will make traveling around countries easier and it would be best not to attract attention to yourself, lest some would be hero come running if you brute force your way into another’s territory. The picture is less than flattering…

>>1095599
>Use the terminal.

>>1095599
>Use the terminal

>>1095609
You log into the terminal once more, you quickly check the rankings to confirm that you are now no longer at the bottom. You smirk at the knowledge that the mistake of you not being the champ will soon be corrected. You continue on to register yourself for another fight.

The toad promoter once again appears on the screen. “Hello there, Mr. King. Ready for a fight are you? Well, all right, then! Let me just check here… Your first opponent will be… Ranked 22 in the Glitz Pit The KP Koopas.” She hums to herself for a moment before settling on something. “Alright pay attention: In this fight I want you to use some of that fire of yours in some way, the videos of that scuffle with Rawk got out and now the people want to see more of it. Now get in there and bring home the bacon, all right?”

The terminal fades to black and you are left to wait for security.

>Just stand in the middle of the room MENACINGLY
>Talk to some of the other ‘fighters’
>Write in

>>1095828
>MENACINGLY talk to the Bob-Omb from earlier. If he's not around, talk to someone else whos not the spike brothers.

>>1095868
Supporting

>>1095828
>Talk to some of the other ‘fighters’
Hey, maybe we can find a new minion. A king's always got to be on the lookout for new talent.

>>1095828
You look around for that little bomb that you spooked last time, unfortunately he seems to be gone, or hiding. Those rock guys are glaring daggers at you, but it bounces off you fairly easily. Who to talk to, who to talk to…

Hey that Bandit came back. Maybe he found something in that room.

Stomping over to the guy he seems fairly irritated, which is surprising seeing as he doesn’t really seem like the type to brave your presence. He doesn’t seem to interested in chatting, but you can probably fix that.

>Write in
>End ‘conversation’

>>1095951
>So hows the loot you 'acquisitioned'? Anything worth the effort?

>>1095951
>Huh, did that little door stump you after all?

>>1095951
“So hows the loot you ‘acqusitioned’? Anything worth the effort?”

He gives you a dirty look. “I told you, I am only looking for info on the rumors and myths around here. And for your information I couldn’t get past the door.”

“Aww, did that little door stump you after all?”

“No, Jolene caught on to me on her way out of the ring, no idea why she was even there.”

You might have an idea

>Write in
>End conversation

>>1096049

> Maybe she has the hots for you.

>>1096049
"Maybe she has the hots for you." You say jokingly.

"Pffft I doubt it, even if she did I got my eye on someone else..."

>"Someone else?"
>"Whatever you say."
>Write in

>>1096089
>"Someone else?"

>>1096089
"Someone else?"

"There is this one beautiful brood that hangs out at the juice bar whenever there isn't a match going on. A lot of guys around here have a bit of a liking of her, though no one really has the guts to talk to her."

>"Even that bird man?"
>"Everyone?"
>Write in

>>1096111

> Even that chicken?

>>1096111
Seconding>>1096117

>>1096111
"Even that chicken?"

"Chicken?"

"The bird man."

It took a moment for Andy to get who you were talking about "Nah man, the only thing the Rawk is only in love with is training and the crowd."

>"I doubt that."
>"What makes you say that?"
>"Has he seen her before?"
>Write in

>>1096128
"What makes you say that? He's only koopa... or man... or chicken."

>>1096128
"What makes you say that? He's only koopa... or man... chicken man?" What is he supposed to be anyway?

"Well when he's not fighting or showing off to his fans, he is training in his room. I barely see him come out and I'm pretty sure he has roped some security into bringing him food or something. He's obsessed, even more so after Gonzoles beat him a while ago."

Before you can ask anything more the security comes in. “Smash King! Match time! Follow me, bub.”

You really need to beat some respect into these security gaurds sometime...

You abandon the conversation and follow your escort to the stage.

>Session end

Shit came up, tomorrow should be a longer one. Probably will do it Sunday too unless something stupid happens.

>>1096224
Ask any questions, make any comments, etc. and I'll try to read and respond.

>>1096227
Tbh you should make updates longer, you can always have bowser be bowser and fill in some of the blanks on your own without having us have to vote for every little thing, so that responding to an update feels more important. We didn't really 'do' anything today.

(Just trying to help, don't let me get you down about questing, and i do like the idea of this quest where Bowser goes on a vacation and screws around, hopefully getting roped into some plot Wario style or something.)

>>1096227
Since we're doing paper mario stuff, any chance we can beat up Grodius and take over the Xnaughts? Lord Crump would make for an amusing minion

>>1096257
This is post PM2, so there's not really much left of the x-nauts, I'd imagine.

>>1096284
Grodius and Crump survived canon, along with at least a few of their minions. Also, I think Hooktail survived.

>>1096256
Yeah I lost some of the shit I had planned for the fights so I tried to stop us from getting into the match. Was hoping you anons would want to dick about a bit before registering for another fight.

>>1096257
>>1096284
>>1096309
X-nauts are more or less disbanded. If you search you may be able to find some former members such a Crump or maybe some X-naut chemists/engineers.

I believe Hooktail and siblings are dead, but if some one can confirm or deny it you could look for them. Maybe not Bonetail because he is undead, but I don't think you'll have any fun in the pit of 100 trials.

Gonna be starting up at 5pm as usually, found my shit on the fights so I should be fine to go unless something retarded happened.

>>1099397
>I believe Hooktail and siblings are dead, but if some one can confirm or deny it you could look for them.
From the wiki: Later on in the game, when Mario and company revisit Hooktail's lair, they find no trace of Hooktail. Goombella wonders briefly where Hooktail disappeared to, but ends up deciding Hooktail's absence is a good thing.
So basically, you can absolutely have her survive if you want.

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>>1096224
>Session Start

The ring calls to you, louder than any cheering could. You hear the toad girl, Jolene was it? You hear her announce you and your opponent. The names don’t matter. The only thing that matters right now is your enemies in front of you and the crowd clamoring for a show, and you are more than happy to oblige.

In front of you are two average looking Koopas, and a Paratroopa. Average besides the golden… no, you can tell real gold from a mile away, that is just gold paint on their shells. Along with those gold painted shells they each have a spiked collar and sunglasses. They are almost… like one of your troops. Their formation seems similar to your own, almost suspiciously so.

The Koopa’s look at you wearily, not out of complete fear of you, although you doubt that isn’t part of it, but almost like they recognize you. They know you are the King of Koopas, these aren’t some regular Koopas that were born out of your realm of control. No, these were your men… These were your soldiers. Why were they here?

Your body fills with an angry heat as a thought enters your mind. ‘These are deserters’.

>Roast them alive
>Accuse them of being deserters
>Wait for them to make a move
>Write in

>>1099714
>Roast them alive

>>1099714
>>Roast them alive
Are we going to have to claw our way up the entire division one by one? Because that would get pretty tedious.

>>1099731
If you piss off the right people you can try and get them to request to fight you and jump up above them. Or if you befriend the right people (Jolene), they might help you get a better match. Try calling out a specific fighter in your league in an interview, tear down or vandalize some of their posters, argue with them, sucker punch some random person, etc. and you might get them to want to fight you in a grudge match. So far you guys have just been going only for the terminal and not really interacting fighters.

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>>1099714
Your fire is rising, the flame in your belly burns for vengeance. You charge forward and release a large stream of fire from your mouth, setting the two Koopas in the front ablaze, knocking them out of the round almost immediately. The crowd wanted fire? You’ll give them fire. The remaining Paratroopa was able to escape by flying up higher into the air.

His comrades fallen he quickly tries to come up with a plan to try and recover the match. As if that could happen.

>Wait for to counterattack
>Go on the offensive (write in)

>>1099802
>Go on the offensive (write in)
Bowser's got mad hops when he wants. Jump up at that Paratroopa and snatch him.

>>1099802
grab the shells, toss at the Paratroopa. If possible, hit one of the fighters in the audience.

>>1099818

Seconding.

>>1099802
Using your powerful legs, you launch yourself surprisingly high into the air. It was definitely high enough to scare the heck out of that Paratroopa. He wasn’t even able to react as your clawed hand swiped at him, grappling the poor turtle. Soon gravity began to take hold and you placed the unfortunate bastard underneath your large frame as you slammed down onto the ring with your flying slam. Standing up you find the turtle out cold, at least he had his shell on. If it hadn’t he’d most likely be literal turtle soup.

You roar out, not as heartily as you normally would. This fight was nothing special, at least those other weaklings had the honor of being your debut, but this, this was just pathetic with no redeeming qualities. If these idiots were actually deserters you are kind of glad they deserted, they were pitiful. You need a challenge or you’ll die of boredom before you even fight the chicken man.

You make your way backstage. Maybe you should have a word with that promoter of yours…

>Go bother Jolene
>Explore
>Go back to the locker room
>Leave the Glitzpit and find something to do in Glitzville
>Write in

>>1099890
>>Go bother Jolene

>>1099802
Thirding>>1099818

Got a new phone today there MM. Fucking warranty was unexpired for once, so got it for free when my last phone started having issues with the wifi antenna.

>>1099890
>Go find Jolene.

>>1099890
>Go bother Jolene

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>>1099890
Deciding to go find and complain to that toad girl would probably be the best way to get through these fights faster you look to the office of the mushroom in question.

"Ms. Jolene isn't in right now."

Only to be cut off by another security guard. Dang.

"Where is she?"

"That is none of your business bub."

>Keep looking 1d20 after vote
>Threaten security for info 1d20 after vote
>Give up and do something else (Write in)

>>1099933
>Give up and do something else (Write in)
Go to the bar.

>>1099933
>Threaten security for info 1d20 after vote
You let me in, or I mistake you for a Whacka.

>>1099933
Seconding>>1099941

If we happen to find Jolene there, then it works out fine.

>>1099943
Seconding
We didn't become king by giving up

>>1099943

> Backing

break wall next to his head.

>>1099943
>>1099974
>>1100011
Roll 1d20 best of 3

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1100030

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1100030
dice

>>1100030

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1100030

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1100030

>>1099933
“GRAH! I’LL USE YOU AS A WHACKA IF YOU DON’T TELL ME NOW!” You stomp furiously on the ground.

“Bub, I could have fifteen guys on you in thirty seconds flat. Now if you want to talk to Jolene you got to wait until she comes back. Now get lost before I call back up.”

This isn’t working, grumbling to yourself you leave the jerk be. He probably didn’t know anything anyway. Why does it even matter where that toad girl is anyway. It probably isn’t even that important…

>Keep looking for Jolene roll 1d20 after vote
>Go somewhere else (Write in)
>Write in

>>1100093
>Keep looking for Jolene roll 1d20 after vote

>>1100123
Supporting

>>1100123
>>1100166
roll 1d20 best of 3

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1100243

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1100243

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>>1100033
>>1100250
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS

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>>1100250
>>1100257
>>1100033
pls leave, you are bad luck.

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1100250
>we don't find Jolene, we just find this weird pretty toad who keeps talking about this prince mush guy

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>>1100271
I think this quest is cursed right now.

>>1100284
Nah dice gods always roll 1s in my quest whenever it seems like something funny could happen. Just look through PMD Quest. Try punching some walls and you'll probably start getting 20s.

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>>1100093
You decide to go searching for that little toad. You might as well seeing as if she isn’t in her office you probably can’t reserve a match. The search is proven to be fruitless as you look through every door you find to hopefully stumble upon her.

“EEEEK PERVERT!”

Probably shouldn’t have opened that one. In your absent mindedness you ended up going into the ladies restroom looking through the stalls. The only thing you found was a single female toad, although not the one you are looking for. She throws her purse at you. Where did she even get that? Regardless you can’t seem to find Jolene.

You can’t think at all as that little toad is screaming up a storm right now.

>Yell at her to be quiet
>Leave
>Write in

>>1100372
>Yell at her to be quiet

>>1100372
>Leave
Nothing good will come from sticking around since she obviously isn't here. Just head back and try again later.

>>1100372
>Yell at her to be quiet
Not that it will help, but w/e.

>>1100372
“SHUT UP!” You yell stamping your foot on the ground, shaking the room.

It successfully shuts the toad girl up for now, leaving you to be able to think of what to do next. Maybe she knows where the promoter is… Girls know each other like that right? Kammy usually always knows the whereabouts of Peach. Although she uses tracking spells.

“Hey girly, you happen to know where that toad announcer is? Pink polka dotted mushroom with blond hair? Usually in a red dress suit?”

The toad girl can barely even register your question, much less who you are talking about, useless. Before you can even tell her how useless she is and to speak up, she slips past you, crying as she runs out of the restroom.

That didn’t go over too well. Looking towards the ground you find a purse on the ground. Must be hers, you pick it up and store it in your shell, might have something useful in it. Or maybe you could be a good samaritan and return it to her.

“GRAHAHA, I make myself laugh.”

Got:
>Pink Purse; a disgustingly pink purse that you acquired from an equal eyesore of a toad. Might contain something useful, or maybe just some junk, but you wouldn’t go through a woman’s purse… would you?

You barge out of the women’s room, thankfully no one important seeing, and continue on your way. You are no longer in any mood to keep this idiotic goose chase up. You’ve wasted enough time already. You need some way to get through those cannon fodder faster… Maybe those posters of the many fighters might be of use to you…

>Find toad girl
>Do something to the posters (Write in)
>Go out to Glitz Ville
>Write in

>>1100593
>Do something with the posters (Write in)
Look into the purse to see if there is any make up, then use it to graffiti on the posters

>>1100593
>Go out to Glitz Ville

>>1100613
>Do something with the posters
Take some mascara or something out of the purse, ditch the purse, then deface Rawk Hawk's posters.

>>1100593
>Go out to Glitzville

>>1100684
It'd be pointless, major league can't challenge minor leaguers and champ can't challenge people who aren't rank 1.

>>1100684
>>1100756
To clarify, you can skip a bunch of the fights if you do the right actions or get the right rolls, but you can't skip all the way to the Rawk.

>>1100756
So we have to bust out of the minor leagues first by beating #11, then beat #10 to get to the majors, then we can challenge the #1 contender for his spot. We can leapfrog the shit out of the rankings.

>>1100756
Do it anyway just to fuck with him, and so later we can piss him off by revealing that we were the ones who did it.

>>1100593
Gonna have to end the session here for now since its this tie has been here so long. Will probably be back here tomorrow to continue.

Now is the time for any questions, comments, etc.

>>1101322
Just tiebreak by rolling 1d2 or something if a tie has been around a while.

>>1100779
All of the top 4 are decently interesting fights. No 4 might be a good recruit, 3 is a toad that can fight and thus automatically interesting. 2 is a requirement and is fun. And the RAWK has it coming.

>>1100593
>Go out to Glitz Ville
newfag here, breaking the tie.