>>1995604
>go to the tree
That's a branch of the Mewni world tree. I want some world tree wood.

>>1995604
Call Mom first to make sure Everything is fine, then call Jackie

>>1995604

Head to the tree, tell Jackie we'll call back, call mom and see if everything's ok APOLGIZE FOR EVERY SHIT THING WE'VE DONE TO HER, and then call Jackie

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>>1995604
Take Jackie's call, explain situation.
Then call Mom. Explain thing about the house.

Try and find as many of out puritan boysngirls as we can, use Giant parts of necesary.

Ask Luna if she knows if Giants' part have particular uses and about that World Tree Branch.

>>1995604
Pick up Jackie, she's more important.

Float down in the direction of the branch too.

>>1995604
Pickup the phone, start to move away from the police. We can call our egg donor later, for all we know she's still chilling with John.

>>1995638
Don't say sorry to biomom.

We certianly didn't make the situation better, but what she did is not our fault.

What we said to Luna and Jackie was our mistake.

Biomom CHOSE her solutions. A long time ago.

>>1995604
Call Jackie, and explain.
Then go home. My guess BioMom is looking at the ruin that was her house.

>>1995638
>>1995650
Emily (biomom) is despairing because she feels like shit about what a shitty mom she was to us.
No reason to make her feel worse, just explain to her what happened to the house.

Hopefully she's with Ron. If she's with Dad...
We'll figure something out.

>>1995604
>Answer Jackie and inform her that shit is chill now

Methinks biomom is in the hospital for her overdose.

Probably Ron calling to let us know.

Also we can call her after, it's NBD.

>>1995672
How easily you people forget the HUGE list of her crimes against us, and her constant refusal to better herself.
I'm not saying we treat her poorly, far from it. But by god, we are NOT apologizing for shit.
We have nothing to apologize for.

>>1995711
Its not forgetting.
Its called forgiving.

Cause we have both gone through similar shit

>>1995759
We have. Anon learned just how similiar to his mother he really is today.

But she has DONE a lot wrong by us, and ya, maybe we have been doing some things like her.

But she was supposed to be our MOTHER we NEEDED her from the day we were born and she spat on that trust.

Jackie... Hasn't, she has been there for us. We can call her first.

>>1995604
Call Jackie
And bio mom is not worth it she only does nice things to feel better with her self to feel less guilty i have real life experience with that

>>1995784
And we are more a mom to biomom then she is a mom to us

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>Beep!
>A: "Hey, babe."
>J: "Saw the explosion. How exploded are you?"
>She sounds out of breath
>Restless
>You can hear buckles rattling and the shriff of clothing
>A: "Zero."
>J: "Ok. I'll get my med kit and head right ove- Wait. Zero?"
>A: "Nada."
>J: "Oh god DAMMIT ANON!"
>Why is she mad at you?
>A: "What did -I- do!?"
>J: "You kept me from helping! Anybody from helping!"
>A: "You were supposed to evacuate!"
>J: "Oh, SO grateful to be the Snarf to your Lion-O. Thanks, dude. Real choice."
>A: "First off. You never told me you liked Thundercats. That's cheating. I'm supposed to be spitting bile at you for slighting me but instead I'm more attracted to you."
>J: "You're supposed to be turning over a new leaf. Letting me in."
>A: "I don't want to let you IN on a death trap!"
>J: "I want to be there if you're in a death trap to KEEP YOU ALIVE!"
>A: "THAT MEANS A LOT AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO EXPRESS GRATITUDE FOR IT!"
>J: "THAT'S OK I KNOW YOU'RE TRYING!"
>A: "FUCK YOU, YOU'RE SO GODDAMN PATIENT WITH ME!"
>J: "GO BITE THE FRONT OF A BUS IF YOU THINK I'M EVER LETTING YOU DOWN OR LETTING YOU DEAL WITH THIS ALONE!"
>A: "WELL MAYBE I WILL!"
>J: "I THINK THE -BUS- WOULD NEED TO GO THE HOSPITAL!"
>A: "GOODNIGHT!"
>J: "GOOD. NIGHT!"

>Beep
>Boop

>You're stewing in the air
>Mumbling to yourself
>Luna's little head pops out of your pocket
>L: "You two are simply adorable."
>A: "Fucginmrmemd."
>You head for the tree

https://youtu.be/0e1oyEExLtU?list=PL92y0qwKnU6NSp13sViD2iIxwMImf8uir

>??: "Agent Popcorn! Get that perimeter set up! Flamenco! Keep mobile data destabilized!"
>??: "Sir! We're detecting a TP rating of 11.6!"
>??: "SO PUT YOUR SUIT ON!"
>A: "Sup."

>The agents go silent
>When you arrived, four of them were scurrying around by the light of work-floods attached to a humongous van
>The tree is so large it spans across several blocks, and is being held up by the Mounty Boon pioneer statue on one end
>The agents turn their reflective visors toward you
>You're seated on the purple wood
>Grin on your face
>Some of them raise cattleprod looking devices
>The leader, unremarkable from the rest takes a step back, raising his subordinate's hand which is holding some sort of meter
>Beep
>Beep
>Beep
>Beep
>He points it at you
>BWEEBWEEBWEEBWEE!
>??: "25..."

What do?

>>1995794
>So Is that high or a low power level?

>>1995794
Did we notice that Star isn't wearing her headband?

>>1995794
Put your panties back on, I'm not here for you guys, or too screw with you. I want to ask your boss why he shot me when I never messed with you guys. Probably.

We need a better working relationship than, you will occasionally shoot me for reasons I do not understand or care about. If we're both going to live in this dimension.

Also I need to go call my mom so... If you could bring someone I can talk too...? I'll talk to them soon.

>>1995805
And ad in >like your soundtrack or am i just hearing things?

>>1995817
Second, also keep scissors at the ready

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>>1995794
>"Actually, I'm level 11.""
>"Also, I'm gonna take some of this. That cool with you?"
>take some tree no matter what they say

Here's the quest info. https://pastebin.com/XuZZcMhV

>>1995805
>>1995819
Also talk with luna on what we can use this branch/stick for and if its valuable or dangerouse

>>1995805
>>1995819
>>1995831
If we can take ALL the tree

>>1995794
"Sounds badass. Anyway, i am taking some of this tree with me as services rendered, cause you guys would be pancakes right now otherwise."

>>1995817
Supported

>>1995838
I don't see this happening.

"Think of this as a gesture of Goodwill"

"On top of stopping the GIGANTIC murder beasts and demonic invasion."

>>1995838
I meant take all the tree/wood

>>1995794
"Peace agents, I'm American! Just wanted to take a hunk of that there tree and to also shoot the breeze. He violated the NAP in case you wanna know what happened."

>>1995888
They are international. Not just American.

>>1995794
Im 14 actually. But Im sure you had never seen one as big as mine.

Arm that is.

*flex*

You gonna rat to your boss Im here? My house got turned to a crater and even then Im sort of in a good mood. Dont really wanna get it ruined.

>>1995928
No wait.

Change arm to balls an itll be perfect.

Believe me.

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>>1995805
>>1995817
>>1995814
>>1995819
>>1995838

>A: "Man. I cannot tell you fuckers the day I've had."
>??: "Agents."
>A: "I mean. I could..."
>??: "I am going to engage."
>A: "First off. Fuck Salem. Shit is loaded with creeps. Did you know their Mayor hired a child killer?"
>??: "T.O. Prometheus!"
>A: "Then I get home after a -nasty- fight with my girlfriend."
>??: "We mean you NO HARM!"
>A: "First off. I highly doubt that. Second. I am not finished. Shut the cunt up and sit down."
>One of the younger agents sits down on the sidewalk
>??: "Get UP Agent Popcorn!"
>??: "but it's comfy."
>A: "So I have this fight with her, then we make up and I finally get to second base. Which is rad. Then I find out haha..."
>Your eye jerks
>A: "My HOUSE is fucking gone!"
>The agents are quiet
>You lean backward
>Thunk
>Thunk
>A: "Smashed to bits. By this."
>You lean forward
>Put your elbows on your knees
>??: "T.O. I am going to hail command. We are commandeering this artifact by order of the-"
>A: "So I killed him."
>??: "..."
>A: "Do I need to kill you?"
>You're smiling
>Why are you smiling
>A: "I've had to do it far too much lately. It's fuckin' with me."
>You stand up on the log
>A: "If you have somebody that thinks they can convince me to do that..."
>You point to nearby steaming hunk of giant
>It reeks of sugar
>It's barely meat
>It's melting off of the side of a small house, polluting someone's pool
>A: "Send em to me."
>You look back to the log
>A: "Hey, Ma."
>L: "Yes, dear."
>A: "Could this be good for something?"
>L: "World trees tend to have magnificent potion applications. The sap, the bark, the leaves. All of it can be utilized as potent additives or cures. When corrupted, they can enchant items to leech life or even be used to create plant-animal hybrids."
>A: "What about the candy-mess that used to be a dude?"
>L: "Could use some giant's hair."
>A: "For what?"
>L: "All manner of things."
>A: "Less vague, please."
>L: "...a growth potion."
>You do not know what her intentions would be with this

>??: "Could...could we take a sample of you?"
>A: "...rude."


What do?

>>1995945
Tell you what, let me collect what I need and I'll let you chat with my mother, a much better source of information than a sample could provide.

>>1995945
Explain we can't because magic exists that utilizes a person's essence.

Tell them we can work out a deal where they trade some tech for magical artifacts. That giant was from an army focused on taking over the multiverse. They should be paying US for fighting the army, but we'll settle for a trading arrangement.

>>1995945
Take a sample of tree stuff. Like a body sized chunk, theres plenty for everyone here.

Then go grab some hair.

"No you may not take a sample, I have seen Superman, I don't need evil clones on top of all this other junk.

See what biomom wanted.

>>1995972
>>1995963
>>1995945
"Know what, how bout this. If you guys hire me as a freelance agent or whatever, i'll stay outta your hair and even help contribute to what ever magic stuff you have. It would be nice to NOT have you guys breath down my neck every other day, and my mom might have the magical cure for cancer or something"

>>1995945
No working for the SPOOKS
No giving out Anons DNA

Thwy should be grateful enough we're leaving them ALOT of material with the giant ans his root.

RAISE OUR SKELES.
COMMAND THEM TO PICK UP AS MUCH HAIR AND TREE BARK AS THEY CAN CARRY

>>1995945
>Nooooope.
>take some world tree and hair

>>1995995
WE ARE NOT RAISING SKELES IN FRONT OF THE AGENTS

>>1995995
Support
And could we animate the giants flesh to make it transport it self and the giant tree

>>1995945
>"You shot me. If you didn't get those samples then, tough luck."
>Raise skellies to get The Good Stuff

>>1995945
>" MISS ME WITH THAT GAY SHIT. Also did you know that all you gotta do is believe in yourself? Like, really really hard....Seriosuly though, get your leader out here. I want to know who you guys are, why you blew a hole in my gut and why did you almost just Nuke MY TOWN. MY GIRLFRIEND LIVES HERE YOU PRICKS! So make with the Agent Z already.

>>1995945
>Raise the Giant

>>1996023
So giant sugary goo monster filled with hair and using the branch as a club ot stickning out of the back

Don't raise zombo giant.

>>1995945
>No NO samples i have seen the movies and you say NO HARM! what a fucking Joke you guys fucking shot out My insides for No FUCKING REASON so i am angry and you guys have some explaining to do

>>1996040
Why? Should we not do that? And QM how much WILL Will it take to reanimate the goo to transport everything?

>>1995945
>>1996023
>Also give sample

>>1995945
He's not getting a bio sample from us unless he sucks it out of his wife's ass after we're done with her.

Also, collect post fight drops. Forward them to swamp base 1.

QM can we store our things in Lunas universe?
>>1996062
That is a thing you never do

>>1996062
Stop with the sample giving you slut.

They have enough with the giant hair and tree branch that we wont be able to pick up.

>>1996090
I wonder if we can shuve it into lunas hole you know her universe does it still excsist?

>>1995945
>Take the bits of tree, and gaint you need, then let them have the rest.
>Spit on the agent, and call it a done deal.

>>1996117
Dont give them anything

Let them take

>>1996117
Dont spit on the spook mook.

Were taking EVERYTHING WE CAN.
They can have whatevers we leave left.

>>1996117
Don't do this you gross weird. We're not fucking beiber.

Just fuck my formatting up senpai, the quest.

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>Mu: "My name is Agent Mulberry."
>A: "Like the bush?"
>Mu: "Y-yes..."
>A: "Ha!"
>Mu: "I am required by our organization to speak to you with civility and tact."
>A: "Well, I'm not."
>Mu: "We would like to take a sample of this T-A."
>A: "That's nice."
>You side eye the goo
>It's barely even meat at this point
>Sort of like cotton candy made out of raw hamburger
>A: "As for the sample of me."
>One of the agents was slowly pushing a bladed device toward your butt-cheek
>SNAP!
>You snatch him
>WHAM!
>Slap him into the tree and hold him by his neck
>A: "I'll go with nah."
>Agent Mullberry chokes
>Sputters and wheezes
>You hear something charge up behind you
>??: "No!"
>You look back
>The other young agent is readying that cattle prod
>His superior is holding him back
>??: "Flamenco, let it go."
>??: "Let Mulberry go, you freak!"
>A: "Freak?"
>You squeeze Mulberry
>A: "Ohoho...you guys are a riot."

>Your eyes burn
>Church music rings in the air
>A: "I'm no freak."
>??: "Put him DOWN!"


>-6 WILL
>The darkness around you fills with glowing eyes
>A: "I'm a god."

>Fwap
>Mu: "HUUAhHH!"
>You dropped Mulberry
>A: "...and I don't have time for this."
>He chokes
>Gags
>You see his visor fog up to total opaqueness before-
>Mu: "Hyyurrgllg!"
>Green and yellow vomit fills his helmet
>A: "Awwwhahaha! Sick!"
>??: "Sir?"
>??: "Continue to stand down."
>You wave your hands
>In come your skelmans
>A: "Ayyye! Eyeballs, you made it!"
>Eyeballs in fact made it
>He is without either of his arms
>Nails Skeleton is there too
>As is Sam
>Iron-spike down the spine skeleman is not there
>RIP
>A: "Press F, lads."

https://youtu.be/r4BHDAYssfE

>Said the skeletons
>They set to work while you handle business
>Stripping off bark
>SNapping off branches
>Some of them get stuck in the goo
>By working together in pulling their brethren out however they secure a lock of scraggly, white hair
>??: "Are you letting us keep the tree?"
>A: "Most of it. For now."
>??: "Wh-"
>You hold up a Shush finger
>You are on your phone
>Tongue clenched in your teeth

>MESSAGE TO MOM<

>A: "r u oh k? Not literally, but like relatively in comparison to how shit you usually feel."

>Sent

cont

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>>1996200
>>1996200

>??: "What are your intentions?"
>A: "Would you tell me yours?"
>??: "No."
>A: "Then suck my ass and get sent to prison, that's my intentions who's your leader?"
>Mulberry is making futile attempts to remove his helmet
>??: "The President."
>A: "Military?"
>??: "More important than the military."
>You tap your chin
>A: "Why the fuck...aren't you harassing Star Butterfly?"
>??: "...who?"
>You narrow your eyes
>This dude's mind is an iron box
>He might be lying
>He might be stupid
>A: "Ya know...about yey high."
>You put your hand slightly above your own head
>A: "Spazzy. Cheerful. Magic wand. Always wears a set of little red devilhorns except when she sle-"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6BbvCC0VI0

>You realize something
>Star
>She wasn't wearing her...
>A: "Her headband..."
>When she fought beside you
>It was so easy to get along
>So easy not to want her mouth to be sealed by rubber cement
>??: "I'm sorry, what?"
>You knew it
>Knew something had to be wrong
>A: "No..."
>Her headband
>She wasn't wearing it
>And without it...
>She looked just.
>Like.

>Pic related

>Your skeltals rattle
>Your bones ache
>Your stomach burns
>Star Butterfly
>The girl who stole your best friend
>Humiliated you
>Tried to kill Muscles
>She is a carbon copy
>Of Sky Flutterby
>Your favorite anime girl
>And dearest true waifu

>ANONYMOUS
>ROLL
>WILL!

Rolled 17 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1996203

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Rolled 14 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1996203
Finally.

Rolled 16 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1996203
MUH WAIFU

Rolled 18 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1996203

Rolled 20 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1996203

Rolled 9 + 16 (1d20 + 16)

>>1996203
Hit em up

Rolled 11 + 16 (1d20 + 16)

>>1996203

Rolled 1 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1996203
Real good manners there Anon.

>>1996237
Oh fuck you dice.

Rolled 9 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1996203

Rolled 3 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1996203

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1996203

Rolled 3 + 16 (1d20 + 16)

>>1996203

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Rolled 9, 8 = 17 (2d10)

>>1996203
>>1996203
Let's see haha

What you've got.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1996203

Rolled 4 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1996203

>>1995794
.......was this a.....happy moment for them?

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>>1996229
>>1996229

The winner.

>26 total

>>1996231
+2

>>1996237
-2

>26 total
>Not high enough
>Not
>For
>This

https://youtu.be/2Vn1Q-S7sWg

>You're foaming at the mouth
>Your skeletons
>They're rattling like wind-chimes
>You cradle your head
>Throw up just a little
>??: "Get the Marshall."
>You hear a click
>Mu: "Sir. You sai-"
>??: "GET THE MARSHALL NOW!"
>The leader turns
>He's leveling a pistol at you
>Your eyes are already up
>Before he can even pull the trigger
>CRACK!
>You've grabbed his elbow
>??: "AH!"
>SNAPPED HIS SHOULDER DOWN
>??: "AEUGH!"
>Sliced through his suit and his sweaty skin from the groin to his chest in one long, perfect cut
>There's not even blood
>At first
>He falls to his knees
>His nipple was sliced in half
>His hazmat suit peels off
>He's older
>With a brick of a gray mustache
>You're trembling
>Simmering
>With RAGE!
>This world
>This whole fucking universe
>Just can't
>Give you
>A break
>You had one waifu
>For your whole laifu
>You already struggle with real relationships
>...and the one pure one you had
>Is sullied
>SOILED!
>By
>S: "EEEE! So cute!"
>S: "I ~told~ you otters would make perfect foot warmers~!"
>S: "Marco! Share your Nachos yah spicy butt!"
>S: "I wonder if I could curl my hair with a sword."
>S: "I like chewing on stuff because I have jaw pain!"

>That

>A: "She's not even LIKE! Skye!"
>??: "Oh god! Oh CHRIST I CAN SEE MY INSIDES!"
>A: "Sky's powered by the glory of the EMPEROR! FULL OF RIGHTEOUS FURY! Star HUGS anything with a pair of arms that gets near her!"
>??: "P-please...we were told you could survive gunshots."
>You hold up his gun
>Muscles CRUSHES it
>Some of the bullets pop in his hand like kiddy fireworks
>A: "I'm gonna fuck you."
>??: "..."
>A: "To death."

>Bweep!

>Your phone goes off
>You look at it

>MESSAGE FROM MOM<
>M: "Hey, sweetie. Sorry about yesterday...I'm not coming home tonight."
>A: "Y?"
>M: "I'm spending the night at a friend's."
>...
>Ron.


>You are Anonymous
>You are NOT in a good place
>The other agents are getting froggy

They've had backup on the way since we arrived, darling. We should make this brief.

What do?

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Also, to answer some of the inquiries earlier.

>Yes, the tree branch could be taken to Luna's HOLE
>However, the Tree itself is far too large to fit through it.
>Enlargening THE HOLE would be ill advised, as the dimension is crawling with undead monsters, half-dead fragments of slain alien gods and forgotten magical artifacts which could seriously damage this universe

>Also, to raise one of the segments of giant goo would require not much WILL if you picked a small piece
>However, the parts that have become entirely candy would not be able to reanimate
>As they are not meat

Bless

>>1996383
>Heal him, angrily
>Tell mom the house is gone and it's not our fault, some fucking magic giant smashed it.
>Rip a hole to Mewni and start looking for dead Queens

>>1996383
Lightly heal the disarmed dude and leave.
Like, go find a car to steal or something.

>>1996383
>Transcend the boiling point of anger into a kind of cold wrath that would make Old Testament God be scared

>>1996383
>calm down
>BFB their wounds
>Appologize and tell them to send a rep next time we are free
>Warn them literall hell is coming

>>1996237
Fun fact, your 1 actually kept us from beating the DC

>>1996394
Welp, we need to get our mole man something to work with so support.

>>1996383
Aw man. I really didnt want to mess with the agents.

Cant we like... bfb him?

Come on.
Just this once?

>>1996383
Heal that guy real quick and BOOK. Maybe hekapoo could shed some light on this cosmic coincidence.

>>1996383
Angrily heal the agent. Mutter angrily, and then head to Mewni to hunt for dead Queens.

>>1996405
Ye.
This sounds a ok.

We Salvation War soon.

>>1996383
So it seems like we can't just "calm down"
So lets just do what we do whenever we get rilled up.
Vent. Elsewhere.
Also heal that poor bastard.

>>1996389
Cant we cut up the tree into parts to transporter it into the HOLE

>>1996389
Heal him, apologize. Give me a call or something? It's been a rough day.

Text mom, with Ron? Score with your boyfriend. But don't tell me about it.

Go to door home, set your alarm, and go too sleeps~

>>1996405
Seconding, explain that our waifu was also recently ruined for us. It is a VERY bad day, so just going along with what we ask is better for everyone's immediate health.

>>1996425
Support and have our undead cut the tree into parts that Will fit throug

>>1996389
"I hope this was as confusing and upsetting for you as it was for me"

Just heal him and skip out. Its bed time.

>>1996405
>>1996383
>>1996421
after healing the dude, lets go to Hekapoo and maybe vent a little before finding out how she is doing

>>1996383

Call it even for shooting you before.

>>1996383
Heal call him a baby.
Weve had our whole arm ripped off.

Btfo before they bring back up.
Collect as much bark and hair with your skellies and fall back to Jannas.

>>1996389
We already got some tree, just take what we grabbed.

>>1996383
Heal him then take all the goo and meat into THE HOLE and cut up the ree into bits that fit through THE OPENING of THE HOLE and have your minions help take all the Wood and giants goo meat and hair into THE HOLE

>>1996471
Tree not ree

>>1996463
Heal him
Call him babbi

Make it clear we DONT survive gunshots. We just have resources that help with it.

Make sure he knows he can't be in an anti-magic area until after natural healing of the injury occurs.

I guess the government can have a fun time trying to figure out how healing funyons work

>>1996494
OH SHIT
DOES AN AGENT HEALED BY A FUNYON BECOME AN SCP?

>>1996471p
Quest already explained that big rift would be extremely dangerous.

Housevator is big even if the door isnt much.

>>1996383
Heal, take tree bits and run.

>>1996389
Actually funions would be a lot better to heal him.

>>1996383
>>1996435
I'mma change the ELSEWHERE to Hekaplace

>>1996494
Dont think its wise to tell them what methods they can KILL us with.

We might want to try healing him with funyons instead.
Might be better off for both of us.

>>1996509
Cut up the tree into bits that fit through/into THE HOLE

This has been the worst fucking day for Anon I swear to God.

>>1996554
You want to go and come back multiple times from the school to here while we have the spooks on our tail

>>1996566
Let them kill hem self trying to penetrate out mothers HOLE

Good night now

>>1996569
Our not out

>>1996541
I mean... if they think they can SUPPRESS us with guns, that's what they'll equip instead of higher powered weaponry.

>>1996389
Really guys. Why go to heck? In what universe would she be happy to deal with us and our issues. Ffs guys, you really think with your dicks don't you.

>>1996595
But they CAN supress us with guns.

Thatd only be useful if we werent.

>>1996628
But she really wanted to help us in the past with Susan.

I don't know really. Maybe she will be a big help. She is old, and wise. She has probably had more than enough bad days on her own... It's just... She's probably busy, I mean... There is a bit of a war going on...

Grab a pillow. Scream into it.

>>1996644
I just had a better idea. After we heal the agent, lets make this so god damn awkward for the FBI(or whoever they work with) by forcibly grabbing the agent and hugging him. Then just start bitching and moaning about how the universe is literally trying to kill him, his girlfriend is in bed and he doesn't want to bother her even though this is the exact situation she would want him to come too her, all the while squeezing the shit out of the agent and saying he will take our hugs because if we don't keep our hands busy everyone dies and there is no one that can stop him from trying to hug. Go full 14 year old.

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I AM RETURN!

haha!
...I am getting sick.

Be blessed, my friends. Now I am now reading and interpreting our votes.

>Keep it together, Anon
>Hold
>HOLLLLD

>>1996664
>I was 2 off
God damnit, I get so close every single time I almost do a super get.
>>1996665
Kek, Luna corrupting girls to the side of lewdly worshipping Anon so she can have a hoard of grand kids to baby is good for my soul.

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>>1996669
>Kek, Luna corrupting girls to the side of lewdly worshipping Anon so she can have a hoard of grand kids to baby is good for my soul.
I need it.

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The votes...

>Heal Him
17 votes

You're becoming more mindful of your powers. How they can undo certain mistakes. Don't let your mercy be turned against you.Some enemies are truer than any friend with their intentions.

>You glare at this pathetic little forward party
>You spit
>A: "Look, man."
>SHHHRRRIIIRI!
>You slice open a portal
>Leading back to the pit that used to be your house
>A: "I just had like...the next three seasons of Skye Flutterby vs The forces of Chaos ruined for me. So...so I did some shit I can't really stop, and I'm probably gonna go home and do some other shit that -nobody- can stop."

>You bite your thumb
>Muscles cringes
>Since he can feel it too
>A: "Now hold still."
>Your work is methodical
>Intentionally cautious
>This guy is losing a lot of blood
>You mutter the rhyme
>Your eye glimmer pink and gold
>A: "...my blood for thyne."
>Done
>??: "...I have a son your age."
>A: "Oh."
>??: "..."
>A: "Is he a cunt like you, or just like. Gay or something?"
>You never laugh at your own jokes
>SNap!
>Your bois however
>They find it hilarious

>LAUGHSinCalcium.jpeg

cont

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>>1996847
>>1996847

>A: "That thing I killed is just the beginning, spooks."
>You look over your handiwork
>The slice is a thick, but even scar
>It pulses a little
>Just enough to make it clear the flesh is new and PACKED with veins

>You feel your guts
>ANONYMOUS HAS LOST 15 HP
>AND GIVEN IT
>TO THE AGENT

>A: "Eh. I'll probably get hit harder in my sleep."
>You motion to your skelebois
>They drag armfuls of wood into the portal
>One of them is dancing around
>Covered in white, sugar coated Giant hair
>A: "Sam!"
>They stop
>A: "Be fabulous at home!"
>The skeleton prances it's gigantic body through the portal
>A: "What should I do? Beat my meat?"
>L: "It would be about time."
>You look at your mom
>Making eye contact with you
>Direct
>Prolonged
>Eye contact
>A: "n-nevermind."
>You pull out a claw with muscles
>Pop agent Popcorn's helmet so he doesn't drown in vomit
>You then take his phone
>...and put your number in it

>A: "Shit is gonna go down."
>Pop: "Thank you. Oh my god, thank you."
>A: "Hot. Runny. Chunk-filled..."
>You hand the phone to Popcorn's superior officer
>A: "The kinna shit that makes you wanna go to the doctor. Or a priest. To apologize."
>You leg up into the portal
>Text your mom

>A: "House is gone. Wasn't me. Tell Ron I said he's probably got bitch tits."
>Then make eye contact with agents
>A: "...never step into my turf unannounced again. If we stay cool."
>You head for home
>A: "Call me."

>SHRRIIIIIIP-POP!

cont

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Rolled 7, 6 = 13 (2d10)

>>1996861
>>1996861

>You are home
>In your hole
>Luna floats out of your pocket
>Observes the damage
>L: "It would seem a little move might be in order."
>You slap down your HOUSEVATOR
>A: "I grew up here."
>You wander inside
>Skelefriends in tow
>A: "Can't we fix it?"
>You see your bed
>You smile idiotically to yourself
>A: "Aw yeah, gurl."
>POMF!
>A: "awWWHhhw yeahhh~"
>You melt into the sheets
>Your comforter glides up on it's own
>Directed by one of Luna's tiny fingers
>Your skeletons all stand guard and watch as you drift to sleep

>L: "I've never been one for fixing things Anonymous."
>Luna muses over you
>L: "It's never seemed worth it to preserve what's failed me."
>Just before you go off into your dreams
>A teeny pair of lips grace your cheek
>Smek!
>L: "...but for you, my perfect little king."
>A set of eyes shimmer pink in the back of your brain
>L: "I can try."

SESSION END!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YkZ1ZVcoMk

This has been a rough one, pals
A new link is formed
Anon and Jackie have found a new way to fight
Next time...after school.

The Hunt. Begins.

Stay blesst
Until next session

MONDAY!
5pm US Central time!

love,
Quest
Roll for your dreams, Anonymous
Tomorrow there shall be much to be learned.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1996870
ROLL TO PUT THE DREAM CRYSTAL UNDER THE PILLOW

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1996870

Rolled 4, 3 = 7 (2d20)

>>1996870
Bless, Quess.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1996870
ROLLEMUP

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1996870
Roll for Dreams

And do we really want to rebuild home?

We have the Housevator. And Jackie. And Janna. Marco too maybe? Star?
Mom has Ron.
Dad has shit, but what do we care?
Does this place even reminds us any good memories?
Maybe it's bettr to let the past go and move forward.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1996870

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1996870

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1996870
Put that crystal under the pillow
We finally got the chance to use it

Rolled 1, 19 = 20 (2d20)

>>1996870

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1996870
hey what about that crystal or whatever, we could probably do something with maybe

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1996870
>slip the crystal ball under the pillow
>WHAT DREAMS MAY COME

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1996917

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1996870

Heart of the dice!

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1996917
Support

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1996870
Crystal time?

Rolled 7, 11 = 18 (2d20)

>>1996870

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1996870
Nighty night, anon. you forgot the crystal, dummy

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1996870

Rolled 8 (1d20)

Wait is Luna young now? How many threads did I miss?

>>1996389
What would happen if Anon became the Darkness host? How would the Dark thing react?

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>>1996870
What Dreams May Come?

>>1999737
no, but Eclipsa in the teasers looks younger, so since Luna is already based off Eclipsa, people in the Discord have just been taking the screenshots from the promo and running with them.

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SESSION START!

>>1996916
>>1996916
The winner of the dream roll...

>Only a 4
The seams begin to crack.

>Your mind is a sea of tumultuous thoughts
>Voices
>Sounds
>Lights
>Strings
>You see silver scales
>Feels bladed fingers grace your back
>You see fire
>Hear a scream
>You see a moon
>Deep
>Glaring
>Red
>You see the demons you've defeated
>See the neck-deep lake of maggots their master has forced them to wallow in for failing his machinations
>You see the face of Robin Williams, beloved actor and entertainter
>Swallowed into the darkness
>With the cackling laughter of a hag behind it

>You see the sea rising up from the ocean
>Looming over Echo Creek
>You see it stride toward the helpless buildings
>Only for a plane to pass, bombarding the entire city with a nuclear warhead
>You see purple and pink light overtake everyone
>Everything

>Then you see your thread
>Your wire of destiny
>Gold and shimmering black
>It's tied to another
>A tremulous pink fire surrounds it
>You can see the two encircle like the ouroboros
>You see them bisected
>By another thread
>Gold as well...but luminescent and glorious
>Pure
>Unfettered
>It's attached to a winged beast
>One that pierces all darkness like a tiny sun
>It flies ever onward
>Ever higher
>Without looking back
>As it rises
>Your thread
>Tightens
>Drags upward into the abyss you cannot reach
>You try to fly
>Other threads pull your legs downward
>Your arms go numb
>Your head becomes a hive of panic
>Your thread's song is drowned out
>By pillowy fields of heart-warming laughter
>By angelic songs
>Turning your destiny against you
>Coiling slowly as it constricts around your neck


>A: "AH!"
>You are awake
>In your Housevator
>Alone

>You smell breakfast
>It would seem Luna's left a meal out for you
>You're covered in sweat
>Fell asleep in your armor again

>Your phone is devoid of messages
>It read 5:30 am


>Your front door is open
>You can hear birds

What do?

>>2002999
>Consume the meal
>Check the phone
>Stride out in all our morning majesty

>>2002999
Write down your dream

Eat brekky.

Brush your teeth.

Shower.

Get some sax practice in before school.

>>2002999
>Wash up, get ready for the day
>Check phone
>Check on the drake egg

>>2002999
Get clean yo, then Hype yourself for the big fight against a nightmare

>>2002999
>>2002999

THE MASTERPOST!

>Character sheet
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1R66kWytq_Ar3zyEA8R05DYJT0NNJiYT5uKAD4OdFOY0/edit#heading=h.d9kvn9j3sbnd

>Basic Rules
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tCRdRobirqFcRLt9geOSrWjM8gJGCWFuBcUsNAklpoI/edit#heading=h.aaff90mhme7l

>Inventory
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1pf0s8VrRef23OUoV6IiF9gtMG8hQkg1U3XKdEI3GScs/edit#heading=h.au1f38jx02g2

>Allies
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1SM7bFhEvC0FVht_ai_TA3diyTQkp6jpOXi1beVWQ_qI/edit#heading=h.v5e4kxm12xpq

>>2002937
>>2002937
Then the Darkness would probably have a much harder time manipulating him than it did Jackie. As Jackie did not grow up with manipulative parents. Just as a tough guy.

>>1996890
>>1996890
Interesting notion, friendo


>>1996781
>>1996669
Children -are- the future, darling. Why not make sure it's a future that belongs to you?

>>2002999
>Eat breakfast with mom and talk about the dream
>check on egg

Luna totally has a GT fetish.
Guarantee she's gonna try Sounding using her body.

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>>2003055
What did he mean by this?

>>2002999
Supporting >>2003011...
For all the work we'reputting into getting our wand... we haven't given ol'butter Johnson the attention it deserves..

>>2002999
>>2003011
Supportin'.

>>2003011
>>2003013
>>2003031
VOOT

>>2003031
>>2003016
>>2002999
Support

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>PSSSHHHHHHHH
>You are in the shower
>With a toothbrush jammed in your mouth
>Today is already weird
>You feel sluggish
>Drained
>That dream really did a number on you
>As you scrub your phone goes off
>Twice
>Muscles snakes out and grabs it for you
>Holds it out of the water stream so you can read what's on the screen

>MESSAGE FROM UNKNOWN NUMBER<
>???: "Hey, son."


>Your throat feels like someone just stepped on it
>A: "Fuck off with that."
>You put the phone back down
>Hop out
>You see breakfast on the table
>Scrambled eggs
>A stack of three pieces of toast
>One with just butter
>One with Jam
>One with Peanut butter
>A: "Oh, hot shit-licking damn."

>You munch
>You crunnch!
>Muscles appreciates it
>However
>He wants
>mOREEE
>A: "You're really serious about this bulking thing huh?"
>Muscles conveys that he is deadly serious. That we would gladly consume things on his own were he able to.

>You check your egg
>It's heart is thumping inside the shell
>The outer layer feels oddly more dense
>Less pliable
>You feel as if now it would no longer bounce when jostled
>A: "Not long now."

>You poke your head out the door
>Finally comfortable in some of your normal attire
>To see the wreck of your house still there
>Cleaned up a tad however
>The skeletons are hard at work
>Dragging rubble and debris into all the neighbor's trash cans
>Luna's watching form the sidewalk
>Guarding herself from the glowing sunrise with a tiny umbrella

>Her hat is different once again
>It looks fanciful
>It's bright white
>With a little blue ribbon trailing off to one side
>L: "Good morning, dear."
>A: "Mornin..."
>You waltz up to her
>She wipes your eyes a bit
>L: "Did you sleep well?"
>A: "Like a bird in a cat's ass."
>L: "Poor thing."
>She whispers something to your temples
>The headache fades
>L: "Did you like breakfast?"
>A: "Haha, yeah."
>L: "Did you eat the worm?"
>A: "Did I wh-"
>L: "So that's a yes. Excellent."
>E: "Pardon meh, mashta."
>You turn to see the Puritan skeleton with glass eyes looking at you

>E: "The Laydeh says you'll be at classes this day. Jubilation. Sanctification. We celebrate it...but uh..."
>He leans down to you, a spider pushes one of his eyes to the side and crawls around his head
>E: "What of us? Howah can we serve you today?"

What do?

>>2002999
Amateur dream interpretation go!
Scales? Toffee? Dragon son?
Hi Luna!
Hi dead demons!
No Not Roby!!!
Towns still in danger, yep, saw that coming.

...

...

...

We need to know who the winged beast is, we need to know yesterday.

It looks like we are being torn between our connections to people (threads) and our meteoric rise to Divinity.

Other than that...

Choosing the lesser evil is still choosing evil.

We must choose between connection and divinity?

No. We will find our own path, if that is what we truly must do.

Glosserick is the nearest thing to a tier 0 entity in this universe.

But he is alone.

His thread is wrapped in and around itself. Not connected.

If we have to choose between ultimate power and love what will we decide?

[SPOILER] Fuck false choices.

>>2003161
>text dad "If you want to live, keep running."

>to skeletons "Get yourselves cleaned up, ask mom for help getting some new meat. You are injured. After that enjoy some great TV."

>Turn on the 700 club or some Crusade documentaries.

>>2003161
You will be Luna's workforce for the day until our return, unless she says otherwise, in which case come to the school and wait for me.

>>2003161
Good morning to you as well.

Continue to remove rubble.

Three of you shall stay in the housevator to assist me should I need it (can we get them a deck of cards or something?), the rest of you...

I want you to go to the ocean, search the sea floor around Town. Venture out as far as you dare. After that return and tell me if you found anything magical, or alien. Avoid being seen if at all possible, and take no lives.

>>2003161
>Guess you work for Mom for the meantime. Try to reign in any monuments to my glory or whatever. An obelisk is fine, though.
>But one of you is going to stay at Janna's place as, like, a general handead man, loveslave, whatever.
>Mobilize for school.

>>2003161
Also, I like your hat.

>>2003161
>"John, I never want to see you again. You beat me and mom repeatedly, and I have the feeling that you are using your drinking as an excuse to be a miserable human being. Leave this town and never contact ANYONE i love again, or else you will have exactly half a second to regret ever crossing my path again. goodbye."

>>2003161
Wait, also task some zombies with stealing a car and taking it to Herr Doktor

>>2003229
Supportan

>>2003161
Supporting >>2003229
though our wonderful Moleman Doctor is all the way in Mewni, which is in a whole different dimension. Therefore, I suggest they relocate it somewhere we can find it.

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>>2003161
Not really interested in talking, messaging or interacting with 'Dad' at all. Actually don't want to.

>>2003161
I'd ask you skellies to try and find as many of your compatriots remains as you are able, but I don-t think it's wise to allow skellies to run around in the middle of the day completely bare.

How many of them are there and what's the Tax on our WILL?

We still got several things to do.
>Send METAL and some electonics to Wondervon for him to work with. The abandoned cars behind school should work.
>Figure out a where we can get a dance with a queen for the Wizard.
>Check on Dirt Bro.
>WARN HEKAPOO about Ludo having some demon-looking scissors.
>other stuff.
>Do the Nightmare stuff with Sky- I mean STAR.

>>2003161
Support
>>2003277

>>2003277
>>2003161
yeah, lets make sure Hekapoo gets warned AND that Wondervon gets that tech

>>2003161
You know that might not be our ACTUAL dad.
Considering we'd have dad's phone.

Could be the old guy from the MIB just addressing us like that.

>>2003161
Support for skele-orders >>2003199...
Support for misc >>2003277

>>2003277
Supporting~

Still want to compliment mom's hat, when a lady put effort into her appearance one should appreciate it.

>>2003316
Mmmmm, text back, who is this? Pretty sure I don't have a father.

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Technical Difficulties. Please Stand By. Ignore any message besides this. We were never here. Your regularly issued quest runner will be restored shortly. Some cloning defects are to be expected. Ignore these.

Thank you Citizen

>>2003277
support

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I AM RETURN!

>It's time to oil up

>>2003277
>>2003277
There are currenty

>12 SKELETONS

Which are reducing your maximum WILL by..

>-6 points


>A: "Alright, lads listen up."
>The skeletons drop what they're doing and wander over
>Some are carrying junk in their mouths
>Others are riding piggyback if they lack legs
>Others still are just heads, coordinating the movements of a collection of other abandoned bones.
>A: "We took it hard last night."
>L: "Hard and deep."
>A: "Yes, very deep."
>L: "To the nth."
>A: "Past the balls. We put the balls inside and wriggled them around it was so deep."
>A silence meets you
>A: "Right. Analogy too far."
>You march around the rubble, waving muscles like a general's baton
>A: "We must recover our ranks! Finding the remains of your brothers and skelesisters should be our number one priority!"
>You look over to Luna
>Grunt
>A: "Also."
>You point
>A: "Everyone tell my Mom she has a lovely hat."
>The skeletons shriek like glass and nails having a breakdancing competition on a chalkboard with lumbar issues
>"Beautiful hat, madame."
>"Splendid shade of Robin's egg."
>"Can we have hats? It'd be so lovely to wear a nice hat."
>"Hats are a sin, Delilah."
>"So! The master likes it!"
>"The rules don't apply to him or madame! They're the ones in charge!"
>"Oh."

>You know you've got a lot to do
>So you make a list in your head

>Get your other skelmans
>A: "Shit. How am I gonna disguise you?"
>L: "I have some notions."
>Being the good boy you are, these notions interest you suddenly
>L: "It -is- some sort of skeleton worship holiday soon is it not?"
>A: "Uh...Halloween?"
>L: "It's so garish. Yet these fine people seem to fit the bill for it's decor."
>A: "Oh- OH! HAha!"
>You get it
>Why hide them?
>Tis the fucking season.

>You pull out your phone and start dealing with the little things
>A: "Get on with it, boys. Clean the place up and get your other boney-bruds back together."
>"What if we are to meet resistance, sah?"
>A: "Do no harm. Cause as much trouble as you like."
>A chorus of rattling chuckles meet you


>TEXT TO HEKAPOO
>A: "Hey. Ludo's got new scissors after Tom went to mug him. Something's up. Something fucky."

>You stare at the screen
>No response
>Not even to the last message you sent


>MESSAGE TO JANNA
>A: "Hey."
>Ja: "Can't talk."
>A: "Why?"
>Janna sends you a picture of Marco's open Locker
>Ja: "Busy."
>A: "Have you seen Dirtbro?"
>Ja: "Who?"
>A: "That homeless guy I hang out with sometimes."
>Ja: "Yeah, actually. Deep woods near my bus."
>A: "Danks."
>Ja: "Want some of Marco's stuff?"
>A: "Just his parents, really."
>Ja: "Haha...same."

>You're off to school

>OR ARE YOU!?

>Go to school
>Go look for DB
>Other

>>2003437
Check in on Hekapoo before trying to go to school.

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>>2003437
>>You stare at the screen
>>No response
>>Not even to the last message you sent
Yeah

Ok.

This is too fucking.
Back before Tom's attack she used to answers us practically IMMEDIATLY because of time differences between her dimension and Earth's.

Something's up. This is the second time we text her and she's still given us no answer.

We need to check on the Poo before we go school.

>>2003437
SCISSOR PORTAL AND DUMP ABANDONED CARS TO THE PROF. LEAVE A NOTE REMINDING HIM TO NOT PULL ANY SHIT AND THE GOODS WILL KEEP COMING.

>IMMEDIATE PORTAL TO HEK'S HOUSE EXPECT HEAVY RESISTANCE

>>2003437
quickly check on Hekapoo, something is fucky

>>2003474
support

bout time we start dealing with sidestuffs

>>2003437
Check Heka. Besides being our friend, if someone is targeting the MHC I want to know who and why.

>>2003437
Last time I checked we couldn't just teleport to Heckapoo's realm.
So im down for heading up the junkyard for scrap metal then heading to class.

>>2003488
While I do wanna know about the HMC, Anon's doesn't particularily know of the organization, only individually knows Heka and Omni.

>>2003437
>Find Dirtbro
>Take a picture of our house and tell the teacher our House Is Missing, so we can't come in
>Task some skellies to raiding the dump for metal and junk to give to herr Doktor

>>2003437
>go check on Dirtbro

>>2003437
Go to school

>>2003492
>Last time I checked we couldn't just teleport to Heckapoo's realm.
We have Scissors?

>>2003437
Call some skelebros back, put on mage armor and brace for combat. Then go check on Hek.

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>Something's not right
>Wrong even
>You know Hek
>She's full of sass
>Has a titanic ass
>She'd never leave someone unread
>You whip out your scissors
>Luna notices your distress
>She snaps her fingers, dropping your Skelemen's command to rummage and scoot
>SHHHRRRIIIIIIP!
>It opened
>The portal to Hekaworld
>Did she drop her guard?
>You jump inside
>It's black
>Pitch black
>You fumble for a moment
>Feel something cold in front of you
>You don't need to fear the dark
>FWOOOSH!
>You light it with the power of fire you wield
>Coals beneath your fingers ignite
>The forge
>It barely ignites but illuminates the castle around you
>Which is dark
>Empty...and ice
>Fucking
>Cold
>A: "Hek!"
>You scream
>Your voice echoes through to the cieling
>Your breath hitches
>You search for the d-
>A: "No."
>The door's gone
>Not torn off
>Not broken
>Just gone
>That huge set of wooden doors
>Vanished
>Only soot stains remain where it used to be
>Why is it dark outside?
>The sun never really goes down in this part of her plane
>You rush outside
>See barely anything
>You send message after message
>Your breath goes faster
>Your mind races
>No Response
>No Response
>No Response
>No Response

>Fuck it
>You facetime her

https://youtu.be/7jpJn4C16QU?list=PLDmls1XUBoqyJz2ffxmovUCUsbx4JTZc9

>You lower the phone
>See a light ahead of you
>It's orange
>Warped and dim
>You rush for it
>It's something nearly crumbled to plastic dust
>The screen is bent and cracked
>It's charging now
>Gaining strength from the forge you've lit
>You push it open and see her screen
>Her background is a lit match
>She has over 300 unread messages
>With one she was trying to send


>MESSAGE TO RHOMBULUS
>H: "Hey. Let the blue-man know I'll be out for a while. Gotta go get some stolen scissors back from the little pink pri- er[98fghERGFP98WRH"

>There's an attachment to the message she never sent
>You open it
>Inside you see Hek
>Being tossed forward
>As something that billows smoke and fire comes barreling through the wall behind her
>It has machine parts in between organs and bones
>A smokestack shaped like a praying demon emerges from the top
>You see a driver of some sort at the front
>With 5 eyes arranged in a star pattern

>Your hands are shaking
>Someone came
>...and took her
>Your worst fears are already confirmed

>L: "Engine 6-6-7..."

What do?

>>2003589
Rip and Tear and hunt. Check with the good doctor and Star.

>>2003589
>Send the video to Star and Marco, assuming they haven't blocked us, tell them to show Gloss.
>Ask Luna about the "Engine"

>>2003589
>Go to hell, Anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxOzULkqTuA

>>2003589
>Hekapoo was a demon
>we told Tom to get a demon heart that Won't get him in trouble

FUCK

>>2003589
>send out a group message to the rest of the Magic High Commission through her computer set up
>tell them that we found Hekapoo's place like that and send them the video file along with our phone number

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>>2003589
Omnitraxus Prime seemed to know Hekapoo well.

Hekapoo introduced us to him.

We already know who did this.

>>2003589
>Ask Luna about it.
>INTERROGATE Tom about it, use Star's hunt tonight as a bargain chip.

Tom said he made a deal with Ludo, now Ludo has weird scissors.

>>2003589

>Restore the Forge. A demon is more than just an entity. This is her place and her home. Light up the forge, stoke the coals and provide an anchor for her power to return

>Blast every contact on that phone that Hekapoo has been taken by forces unknown

>Ask Luna for a new spell that handles Demons

>Use our soul-bond with Tom to summon him and set a trap.

>>2003589
Go to Omitraxus as fast as possible and tell him about this NOW

>>2003589
>Send it to Omni, and Star. Ask star to send it to her Gloss, or someone else in the high magic council.
>Explain what happened to the best of your ability.
>FUCK MUNCHES
>YOUR GOING TO SPANK TOM UNTIL HIS ASS IS AS RED AS HIS HAIR.
>You cant mount a full on rescue mission to hell though.
>You need more skeletons, more guns, more explosive, and more allies.
>Text tom that your going to spank his ass until its as red as his hair.

>>2003681
this

>>2003681
>>2003589
>>Explain what happened to the best of your ability.
I support telling Star and Omni...
BUT WE CANNOT TELL STAR ABOUT THE DEAL WE HAD WITH TOM OR WHAT HAPPENED AT QUESTBUY.

Part of the deal and all that.

Oh. Wait, yeah.
We have Tom in Headbook.

We should kinda ask him about that heart.
And if he alreadypicked the unfortunate donor.
AND WHO IS IT

Oh yeah, use Heks phone, she should have most of the magic council on call.

>>2003589

>Tom broke his deal, he went after a friend.

>>2003736
He can't do it directly, but he can certainly twist things around. Just like we can by not telling star anything. Jackie or Janna aren't bound by the agreement and can let her know what went down.