https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMSDBPntMPE


This whole situation went from life threatening to excruciatingly awkward fairly quickly.

After the fight with the man you now know as Slade and his squad, you're now sitting across from two of your five moral adversaries.

Sat inside of one of Lain's table booths across from you is Robin and Starfire, while Blackfire is sat at your side next to the wall.

Blackfire is currently melting all the contents of her drink in her hot grip as she glares hatefully at her red haired sister, while Starfire does her best to keep a smile on her face and look pleasant despite the animosity in the air.

Robin also houses a stern look on his face as he stares you down from the other side of the table, the whites of his eye mask scrutinizing every detail about you.

You've told him everything leading up to this point, and from the look on his face you get the feeling he doesn't want to believe you. Unfortunately for him, the presence of Black Bat upholds the truth in your words.

Even without the tension at the table there's still uncomfortable air permeating the shop.

Since Blackfire pulled your mask off to slap you, Cyborg knows what your true identity is, and you've caught some harsh looks from him that only stress his blatant disappointment in you. It's a wonder why he'd even bother helping you after learning the truth, let alone your father.

At least your frappuccino is delicious.

As you suck up more of the cold, delicious mocha blend from your plastic cup, Starfire decides to break the silence among the two couples.

“Oh, sister, I'm so happy you found a boyfriend! They are most enjoyable and heartwarming! It is wonderful to see you be the...” Her voice trails off, noticing that the melted drink in Blackfire's hand is now starting to bubble after hearing her babble. The pluckier Tamaranean can only giggle nervously in response.

Should you say something?

A: “Babe, you alright?”

B: “Soooo... You and Robin, huh?”

C: “Sorry, she wants to kill you. Nothing personal on my end.”

D: “Can we cut the crap and get down to business? What's the next move we should make now that things've calmed down?”

E: [Write In]

[Two votes permitted]

[Sorry for being late! I had a phonecall!]

>>2058759
B.

>>2058759
>B: “Soooo... You and Robin, huh?”
>C: “Sorry, she wants to kill you. Nothing personal on my end.”
LET'S ROCK FUCKERS

>>2058759
>c
>b
Let's try to kill the air a bit

>>2058759
>B
...
>D

>>2058759
>E
"Time to die, titans!"
Attack

>>2058759
>B: “Soooo... You and Robin, huh?”

>>2058759
>D
>E: " Well at least i'm dating the hotter sister. Can't complain"

>>2058759
>A
delicious backstory, i must have it!
>B
"I mean, I may not like you, but you two look good together"

>>2058759

>E."I think you touched a few nerves."
>B: “Soooo... You and Robin, huh?”

>>2058759
>C
>B

>>2058787
Doesn't Batery already know that Blackfire hates her sister? Something about blaming her for being sold to slavery?

>>2058759
>B: “Soooo... You and Robin, huh?”

>It is wonderful to see you be the...

She was about to say "the normal one" wasn't she?

>>2058759
>B
>E: "Sorry about breaking your nose..."

>>2058787
>>2058807
Yes I believe he does, blackfire has told him the summary of it

>>2058816
She probably meant
>It is wonderful to see you be the happy
she talks like a spaz remember?

>>2058807
we also need her to calm down

>>2058759
>C: “Sorry, she wants to kill you. Nothing personal on my end.”
>B: “Soooo... You and Robin, huh?”

>>2058823
Vaguely. Yeah but, isn't normal for Tamaranean to be in a relationship? Since Blackfire was viewed all of her life as the abnormal one for her race?

>>2058834
Just give her a kiss then. She will calm down with it. Or at least punch us instead of her.

>>2058834
Now I may not be sure about a lot of things, but I am very sure that asking a girl if they're ok when they're clearly not is not a good idea, and reminding her why she hates her sister with backstory is even less effective.

>>2058854
This anon knows what's up.

>>2058759
>B: “Soooo... You and Robin, huh?”
>C: “Sorry, she wants to kill you. Nothing personal on my end.”

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>2058759
This
>C: “Sorry, she wants to kill you. Nothing personal on my end.”
And this>>2058845
Smooch the Blackstar, pet her head, nuzzle her softly.....preemptively rolling to see if we survive that.

>>2058891
Well fuck that roll then, someone please do better than me.

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>2058893

>>2058891
Have you considered not antagonizing the character's girlfriend for "reasons"?

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>2058893

>C: “Sorry, she wants to kill you. Nothing personal on my end.”

>>2058896
That's good, but we need better.
>>2058897
But kissing her has shown to be distracting, besides. Do you have a better idea on how to get her in the mood to keep the Titans up with the loud fuck fight later that night? Petty revenge that doesn't hurt anyone(besides the two obvious ones), is the best fuck you to give. Make Robin try to compete through the walls.

>>2058759
>C: “Sorry, she wants to kill you. Nothing personal on my end.”

Put a hand on Mandy's shoulder to try to calm her down, even if we get burned.

>>2058759
>B

You take a long, drawn out slurp of your drink before you attempt to ease the tension in the air.

“Soooo... You and Robin, huh?” You inquire, trying to show a friendly smile.

Starfire shows you a huge grin, seemingly delighted by your question.

“Oh, yes! He is most wonderful and very good at the kissing! I have never felt such happiness from him before, especially when we-”

“That's enough, Star.” Robin cuts her off, his focus still on you.

“Yeah, shut up.” Blackfire rudely adds.

The upbeat alien girl shows a small frown, settling in her seat and looking down at her lap.

You just take another nervous sip from your drink, not sure of what to say now.

“I don't care what Batman says. Once this is over, you're both going to prison.” Robin finally announces, his eyes narrowing.

“You're both dangerous criminals, and whoever you were in the past doesn't change who you are now.”

“Hah! That's adorable, you actually think you stand a chance against either of us.” Blackfire scoffs, the plastic of her cup now melting around her hand.

“I'd turn this pathetic planet into a pile of ash before I let you or your stupid little cheer-squad put me in a cell, let alone my man.”

“Sister, please..” Starfire tries to softly plead, putting a hand to her chest.

“There is no need for such actions between you and boyfriend Robin. Perhaps there is a way to make all of us happy.”

“The only thing that would make me happy is executing you and taking my rightful place as ruler of Tamaran with my lover!” Blackfire shouts, slamming her free hand on the table as the drink finally ignites into a purple flame, turning the frozen treat into a burning sludge in seconds.

Around the room you see the remaining members of the Titans jerk their heads towards the sounds of Blackfire's tantrum, Beast Bow growling in his dog form while Cyborg and Raven mentally prepare themselves for any conflict that might occur.

Meanwhile, Hotstreak rolls over onto his stomach in his bindings, giving you a smug look from the center of the room.

“Oooh, I dig chicks with a hot temper... Maybe when the others kill you I can take her for a ride, yeah? Hehehehe...” He snickers, a slimy smirk spread across his lips.


You clench your fist tightly.

A: “Blackfire's right. Once this is all over, you can kiss our asses!”

B: “Babe, take it easy. We can work this out later. I still want to talk about your self control, remember?”

C: “Can we back up for a second? Komand'r, why do you want to kill your sister so badly? She seems absurdly nice from what I've seen.”

D: “Oh, that's right... What about this douche?” [Ask about Hotstreak and what to do with him]

E: [Start kicking Hotstreak's ass. No one talks about your girl like that!]

F: “You know what? You all scream, at each other, I need some fresh air.”

H: [Write In]

[Two votes permitted]

>>2058909
>C: “Can we back up for a second? Komand'r, why do you want to kill your sister so badly? She seems absurdly nice from what I've seen.”
>D: “Oh, that's right... What about this douche?” [Ask about Hotstreak and what to do with him]

>>2058909
What happened to option C?

>[Two votes permitted]

>>2058909
>E
>G
Move on from Hotstreak to the titans. Kill Starfire.

>>2058909
>B: “Babe, take it easy. We can work this out later. I still want to talk about your self control, remember?”
>D: “Oh, that's right... What about this douche?” [Ask about Hotstreak and what to do with him]

D: “Oh, that's right... What about this douche?” [Ask about Hotstreak and what to do with him]

>>2058909
Break hotstreaks jaw

>>2058909
>B: “Babe, take it easy. We can work this out later. I still want to talk about your self control, remember?”
>C: “Can we back up for a second? Komand'r, why do you want to kill your sister so badly? She seems absurdly nice from what I've seen.”

>>2058918
There were more B votes.

>>2058909

>E: [Start kicking Hotstreak's ass. No one talks about your girl like that!]
>B: “Babe, take it easy. We can work this out later. I still want to talk about your self control, remember?”

>>2058909
>D: “Oh, that's right... What about this douche?” [Ask about Hotstreak and what to do with him]

>>2058909
>B
>F/E"personally I'm considering putting my foot through his pelvis and letting him walk home."

>>2058909
>E: [Start kicking Hotstreak's ass. No one talks about your girl like that!]
just a swift kick as a fuck you response.
>B: “Babe, take it easy. We can work this out later. I still want to talk about your self control, remember?”

>>2058909
>B
>D

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>>2058909
>E: [Start kicking Hotstreak's ass. No one talks about your girl like that!]
>F: “You know what? You all scream, at each other, I need some fresh air.”
>H: [Write In]


>H

I swear I hit G.

>>2058909
Wait, what happened to our two options?

>B: “Babe, take it easy. We can work this out later. I still want to talk about your self control, remember?”

>H: [Write In] "This is all very sweet, bird boy, but I think we're all glossing over the fact that a squad of supervillains sent by Luthor just tried to murder and/or kidnap me after we came across my murderous Frankenstein of a father. So, y'know, let's talk about that shit and just what the hell we're gonna do about it."

>>2058909
>E: [Start kicking Hotstreak's ass. No one talks about your girl like that!]
we're villains, start doing what villains do. this has become really pussy-ish lately...

>>2058909
>B: “Babe, take it easy. We can work this out later. I still want to talk about your self control, remember?”
>C: “Can we back up for a second? Komand'r, why do you want to kill your sister so badly? She seems absurdly nice from what I've seen.”

>>2058909

>H: [Start kicking Hotstreak's ass. No one talks about your girl like that!]

>>2058909
>>C: “Can we back up for a second? Komand'r, why do you want to kill your sister so badly? She seems absurdly nice from what I've seen.”
>>D: “Oh, that's right... What about this douche?” [Ask about Hotstreak and what to do with him]

>>2058909
E: [Start kicking Hotstreak's ass. No one talks about your girl like that!]
B: “Babe, take it easy. We can work this out later. I still want to talk about your self control, remember?”

>>2058909
B.

>>2058909
>H: [Write In]
>"Hold that thought", walk over and kick Hotstreak in the dick, really, really, REALLY hard. Sit back down.
>Grab Blackfire's hand regardless of our safety and try to bring her down a few notches, say there's time for that later. We need to deal with Lobo first....of and that guy. Why don't you take some stress out on him for a bit and break some bones. I'll do the talking while you unwind.

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>E: [Start kicking Hotstreak's ass. No one talks about your girl like that!]

>H: [Write In] "This is all very sweet, bird boy, but I think we're all glossing over the fact that a squad of supervillains sent by Luthor just tried to murder and/or kidnap me after we came across my murderous Frankenstein of a father. So, y'know, let's talk about that shit and just what the hell we're gonna do about it."

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>>2058942
>>2058929
I suppose I was never clear with how I counted these votes, so I mus apologize.

This is my first quest, so I'm not entirely sure how other QMs prefer to do things, but I always count the majority of a single option. When I allow multiple votes, I'm increasing the opportunity for two options to be used, but a singular option can still win over the others.

I'm very sorry for the confusion, and if you would prefer if things were done differently please let me know! I'm always willing to accommodate what you all feel is best!

>>2058909
>>2058960
Goddamn it.

>>2058963
I dunno just take both votes when counted. Obviously, there will be a lead vote but taking the closest second vote should be a thing.

It's your quest so do as you like.

>>2058968
No, that does make sense actually.

From now on, I will take in the second highest/third highest when I allow multiple choices. Sorry for all the mix ups!

>>2058963
But doesn't that mean that there's a near guarantee that there will only ever be one vote picked?

Shouldn't it be that if a single combination receives the most votes, that should win?

>>2058909
>B
>H: [Write In] Walk over to hotstreak, "You're voice is annoying," Knock him out with a kick "Stay quiet for a bit."

>>2058973
Yes, but even then there are still some single option votes.

That's why I'm deciding to go with 1st and 2nd majority from here on. I think I'll even reword voting to say "Two Options Permitted" rather than "Two Votes."

I really must apologize again, I'm still new to QMing and structuring the votes as well as other QMs.

>>2058909
>E
>D

So is Static in college now? Because Ebon and Hotstreak are a long way from Dakota.

>>2058909
>B

>write in

As for you boy wonder, you can try it. I love a good fight as much as the next guy ahter all. But for right now sitting around threatening to jail, injure, or kill each other is pointless. My dads uh... out of it, and my actually homicidal sister is up to who knows what. so, truce?

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Fuck I'm late

>>2058909
>B
>C

>>2058909
>B
>E

You grab the hand that Blackfire slammed on the table and squeeze gently in your own, making her face you with curious eyes.

“Babe, take it easy. We can work this out later. I still want to talk about your self control, remember?” You say, showing her a small smile.

You feel the tension in her body ease as you keep her focused on you, her frustrated gaze turning away as a blush emerges on her face.

“Don't treat me like a child...” She stubbornly mutters.

You just chuckle as you lean in to plant a soft kiss on her head, making her rosy cheeks turn redder.

“I'm treating you like a grumpy queen. Just save that energy for when we really need it, alright?” You say while your thumb strokes the top of her hand, inciting a reluctant nod from from your alien lover.

“Thanks babe. Now, speaking of self control...” You start, standing up from the booth and strolling over to where Hotsteak is bound.

You reel your right leg back, and swing it fiercely at his smug mouth!

“HURRFFK!!” Is all he can manage to spit out as the toe of your boot kicks his teeth in, small splatters of spit and blood flying from his mouth while a small ball of static ripples off his busted lips.

After the loud crunch of your boot hits his gums, he rolls backwards on his side at the force of your blow, stopping only when his body smacks against Lain's counter!

“Hey!” You hear Robin shout, followed by a dark chuckle from Blackfire.

Around the room the other Titans and Black Bat just watch you intently, looking for an opportunity if you take things too far.

“I bet you're wishing someone gagged you right about now...” You grumble, driving a fist into your palm as you slowly make your way over to him.

“Heh... Pfftoo!” He responds by spitting out a tooth caked in blood and saliva, still showing you an ugly smile.

“Nah, just wishing you killed me earlier so I wouldn't have to listen to your lame trash-talk!” He retorts, still snickering at you.

You grit your teeth and let out an angry growl, raising a boot over his head as you prepare to stomp your heel into his mouth!

But before you do, two things make you lose focus.

First, you look up to see Lain behind the counter giving you a horrified look, a hand covering her mouth in shock. Seeing her look at you like this makes pains you slightly.”

Second, a phone starts going off. Loud rap music plays from below you as Hotstreak's cell starts to vibrate from what you assume is one of his pockets.
A: “Uh... Sorry Lain. I'll do this later.”

B: “What? He's a bad guy!”

C: “Is there something you wanna say, Lain?”

D: Take the phone from his pocket and answer it. They could be linked to this mess.

E: Take the phone, but make Hotstreak talk into it.

F: Stomp his face in!

[One vote permitted]

>>2059054
E.

>>2059054
>B: “What? He's a bad guy!”

>>2059054
>F: Stomp his face in!
DO IT.

>>2059054
>D: Take the phone from his pocket and answer it. They could be linked to this mess.

>>2059054
>D: Take the phone from his pocket and answer it. They could be linked to this mess.

>>2059054
>D: Take the phone from his pocket and answer it. They could be linked to this mess.

>>2059054
>E: Take the phone, but make Hotstreak talk into it.

>>2059054
>E

>>2059054

>D: Take the phone from his pocket and answer it. They could be linked to this mess.

>>2059054
>A: “Uh... Sorry Lain. I'll do this later.”
No hurting coffee lady.
E: Take the phone, but make Hotstreak talk into it.

>>2059054
>B

>>2059054
D

>>2059054
>E: Take the phone, but make Hotstreak talk into it.

>>2059054
>F

>>2059054
Wouldn't someone else from the present assembly be better suited to answer that phone? Like the Bat?

>>2059054
E: Take the phone, but make Hotstreak talk into it.

>>2059054
>B

toss the bat his phone

>>2059057
>>2059062
>>2059063
>>2059065
>>2059070
>>2059073
>>2059074
>>2059086
>>2059089
>>2059098
I believe we have a tie!
I'll allow 5 more minutes to vote between
>D: Take the phone from his pocket and answer it. They could be linked to this mess.

>E: Take the phone, but make Hotstreak talk into it.

>>2059093
He isn't here. There is only Cass and the deewb team.

>>2059111
>D: Take the phone from his pocket and answer it. They could be linked to this mess.

>>2059111
can i change my vote to
>F: take the phone and make ROBIN talk into it

>>2059111
D

>>2059111
>D: Take the phone from his pocket and answer it. They could be linked to this mess.

>>2059111
>>D: Take the phone from his pocket and answer it. They could be linked to this mess.

"New phone, who dis?"

>>2059111
>D: Take the phone from his pocket and answer it. They could be linked to this mess

>>2059117
>>2059124
>>2059129
Roll D100!

>>2059114

One Bat or another... And maybe Robin is not as dumb as he looks?

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>2059134

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>2059134

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>2059134

Roll

>>2059136

Yeah no

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>2059134

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>2059134

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>2059134
>>2059142
>>2059147
>>2059137
>>2059139
Oh hey, we got dub dubs again.
Weird.

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>>2059137
>>2059139
>>2059141
>>2059142
>>2059147
What is this faggotry? Good lords, we're awful.

>>2059148
Fucking really? Just 1 up?

>>2059149
Battery's talks with his fist. Unless he's talkin' sweet to his gal, he sucks shit at talking 100% of the time.

>>2059149
Happened to Han Solo in prison block, sure can happen to us.

>>2059149
karma for the kick

>>2059158

He tried to bring us in to Luthor, he deserved it.

>But we scared CoffeeMILF

So? I'd kick this guy's shit in for TRYING TO BRING US IN TO THE ASSHOLE LUTHOR. Then do nothing to hurt CoffeeMILF's feelings

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>>2059149

>Battery takes the cellphone and immediately goes "Moshi Moshi", a quirk from his Oni days.
>The phone goes flat immediately as the one on the other side knows this guy sure as hell ain't Hotstreak

>>2059187
kek

>>2059187
"Moshi moshi? Is this the hotline for young Asian men looking for local MILFs?"

>>2059215
Can't imagine Blackfire would react well to that.

>>2059054
>D

You kneel down and start rummaging through his pockets, pulling a black smart-phone with a cracked screen from his right pocket.

The contact on the screen is just a monster emoji, a demon to be specific.

You squint at it for a second, then slide your finger across to answer.

Holding the speaker to your ear, you listen intently for a moment before speaking.

“Hello?”

There's more silence, but soon a dry laugh emerges from the other end of the line in a voice that's hauntingly familiar to you.

“I had almost forgotten what your voice sounded like, Reno.”

“Kuchisake...” You grumble, holding the phone tightly in your hand.

Robin and Black Bat stand up and make their way to you, with Bat stumbling slightly from her wound.

They both stand close to you, trying to listen in on the call.

As you thumb over the speaker option, she begins to speak again.

“It's a shame you don't have a way of tracing this call. I have some delightful malware that I'd love you to test for me. Oh, by the way, could you say bye to Hotstreak for me?”

“What? Why?” You ask, but you soon get your answer.

“W-WAIT HOLD ON! I DIDN'T TELL THEM ANYTHING! DON'T-AGHH!!!” Hotstreak immediately starts panicking at her words, but soon starts to scream in pain as he presses his head towards the ground.

“What's happening to him?!” Robin asks, kneeling down next to him to try and search for the source of his pain.

Another chuckle comes from Kuchisake as veins pop around Hotstreak's skull, his eyes starting to bug out of his skull as his face gets redder and redder.

“NO! N-NO!!! NO NO NO-” He keeps screaming as his scalp begins to bulge, flesh grotesquely rising from his face like air pockets that cause him to belt out shill screams of torment.

Finally, it happens, the flesh loudly pops. His skull explodes outward from the back of his head, fragments of his dyed scalp, bone and brain matter splattering across the your uniforms!

As blood loudly splashes cross the counter's side and Robin's face, an audible reaction from everyone in the room is heard.
Gasps come from Starfire and Raven, Blackfire curses, Cyborg covers his mouth and holds back his gag reflex, and Beast Boy joins Lain in running to bathroom after failing to hold back their own vomit.

You just cringe at the sight, the red and yellow head now a smoking hole with bubbling bits of brain stewing in the bowl of his skull.

“That's what you get for being so hot-headed, I suppose.” Kuchisake jokes over the phone.

A: “What'd you do to him?!”

B: “What the hell is this?! Why are you working with that Slade guy to hunt me down?!”

C: “I'm going to find you and break your face and take over The Oni!”

D: “Look, I don't care about him or your stupid biker club. What can I do to make you leave me the hell alone?!”

E: “Well, that was gross... I guess I have to kill Umi now.”

H: [Write In]

[Two votes permitted]

>>2059224
>A: “What'd you do to him?!”
>B: “What the hell is this?! Why are you working with that Slade guy to hunt me down?!”

>>2059224
>A: “What'd you do to him?!”
>C: “I'm going to find you and break your face and take over The Oni!”

>>2059224
>A
>B

>>2059224
>A: “What'd you do to him?!”
>D: “Look, I don't care about him or your stupid biker club. What can I do to make you leave me the hell alone?!”

>>2059224
>A: “What'd you do to him?!”
>B: “What the hell is this?! Why are you working with that Slade guy to hunt me down?!”

>>2059224
>C
>E

>>2059224
>A: “What'd you do to him?!”
B: “What the hell is this?! Why are you working with that Slade guy to hunt me down?!”

>>2059224
>What kind of walking garbage does this to their own goons?

>>2059224
>A: “What'd you do to him?!”
>H: I suppose you don't care what I do to Umi, huh?

>>2059224
>E: “Well, that was gross... I guess I have to kill Umi now.”
Oh and tell Slade I said suck it
>B: “What the hell is this?! Why are you working with that Slade guy to hunt me down?!”

>>2059224
>H: "Well that was gross...i guess you are working with Slade to grab me? "


Which mean Kuchikake works for Cadmus or luthor.

>>2059239

>A
>E

>>2059224
A.

Man and our girl worked so hard in grabbing him. We should apologise, by creating her barbecau flavored coffe.

Also man. Fuck this planet we should just kill Starfire and go with Blackfire to space.

>>2059224
"The hell is it with gang bosses and killing their goons? Keep this shit up and you'll end up with nobody to help you."

>>2059263
Seconding this, why though?

>>2059224
>A: “What'd you do to him?!”

>B: “What the hell is this?! Why are you working with that Slade guy to hunt me down?!”

>>2059224
>A: “What'd you do to him?!”
>B: “What the hell is this?! Why are you working with that Slade guy to hunt me down?!”

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>>2059224
>H: [Write In]
"With that out of the way, I'd like to place my order now: I'd like some Teriyaki Chicken Katsu, Tempura Udon and also the Sashimi starter please." Turn to Blackfire "Hey babe, you want something? No? Alright. That's all, my address is "Your ass", under the name of "My foot, up", sayonara."
Shut off the phone hand it to Robin, don't give her the satisfaction of hearing us freak out over what's probably some piece of tech with a killswitch.
Have the vigilante detectives autopsy the body, you'll just hang back until the Bat lays off you, you've got bigger things to figure out besides the fact every criminal with a name wants a piece of you, like seeing whats up with dad

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>>2059284
>"With that out of the way, I'd like to place my order now: I'd like some Teriyaki Chicken Katsu, Tempura Udon and also the Sashimi starter please." Turn to Blackfire "Hey babe, you want something? No? Alright. That's all, my address is "Your ass", under the name of "My foot, up", sayonara."

>>2059284
Kek I'll go with this.

>>2059224
E: “Well, that was gross... I guess I have to kill Umi now.”

>>2059284
FUND IT!

>>2059239
Changing my vote from this to this,
>>2059284

>>2059284
YESSSSSS, TAKEOUT INSULTS!

>>2059284
sure why the fuck not

>>2059284
This

>>2059284
>>2059231
CHANGING MY VOTE TO THIS

>>2059278
Changing to support
>>2059284

>>2059284
>>2059281
Changing my vote to this.

>>2059284
Supporting MAXIMUM BALLSINESS

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>Go prepare a grilled cheese and ham after writing that.
>Come back
>All this support.
Well now

>>2059284
Sure, why not.

inb4 three rolled 1s

>>2059224
>A
>B

“What'd you do to him?!” You bark over the phone, a bit freaked out over someone's head randomly exploding.

“Nothing. I just triggered the bomb planted in his brain.” She answers cooly, the sounds of fingers hitting a keyboard becoming apparent on her end.

“A bomb in his brain?! How the hell did you do that?” You ask. Kuchisake is smart, but she's no surgeon. Then again, you were never around her long enough to figure out what she was.

“I didn't, the ones I'm assisting did. Normally I would've given a beauty mark or taken a finger for such a failure, but I'm not his leader.”

You grit your teeth.

“What the hell is this?! Why are you working with that Slade guy to hunt me down?!”

“This is an agreement. A handshake between shadows and masks to snuff out the last flames moths will flutter to. At first I was fearful of your tongue, Reno, but I have seen your light. There's something you're connected to, something I've dreamed of controlling.” She says poetically, the way she speaks making you roll your eyes.

“What, my Red Sun Battery?” You ask.

“Engine.” Your belt abruptly corrects.

“No, not to my interest. I want something you and your sister unit both share... Oh! I should check on her next. She must be done by now, surely...”

“Wait, my sister unit?” You ask, your father's head perking up as Cyborg continues to work on him.

“Oh yes. I think HIVE's going to need more students to enroll. Let's see... Mmm, not quite. It's looking messy, though.”

“What? What's she doing at HIVE?!” You frantically speak over the phone.

Now Blackfire has piqued an interest in the discussion, joining Robin and Black Bat in huddling close to you.

“It's funny, really. A man like Blood is smart enough to create such advanced automatons, yet stupid enough to make the password for his camera system his birthday...” She dodges your question with a menacing giggle.

A: “Tell me what's happening, or the first thing I do when I get back there is kill Umi!”

B: “What the hell is happening there! Tell me!”

C: Hangup and head over there now!

D: Hangup, but you you need to make a plan before you head down there.

E: Screw HIVE. She's not getting under your skin over a school you no longer care about.

[One vote permitted]

>>2059284
>>2059324
I'm sorry but it was late to the vote!

However, I am saving this insult for use later! I promise I won't let such good banter go to waste!

>>2059390
>C: Hangup and head over there now!
we've got a couple people we're cool with, and finally facing our sister seems fitting, we might be even to get her on our side if we word ourselves right.

>>2059390
>Totally ignoring the write in.

What the hell man?

>>2059390
>B: “What the hell is happening there! Tell me!”

>>2059390
>D: Hangup, but you you need to make a plan before you head down there.

>>2059390
C: Hangup and head over there now!

Its a trap, but a fucking fun one.

>>2059390
>D

>>2059390
>C: Hangup and head over there now!

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>>2059395
Even after the overwhelming support?
Fine QM, fine.
>D: Hangup, but you you need to make a plan before you head down there.
So, are we bringing the Titans or Cass to HIVE? Otherwise I think it'll be hard to shake them off, if at all possible.
It would suck for the little amount of people we care about there to be saved, only to be carted off to jail.

>>2059390
>D: Hangup, but you you need to make a plan before you head down there.

>>2059390
>C: Hangup and head over there now!

>>2059390
>D: Hangup, but you you need to make a plan before you head down there.

>>2059390
>E

>>2059390
>D: Hangup, but you you need to make a plan before you head down there.
They've got a grip on what our sister is capable of, right? Of what Battery knows about her capabilities? Cause this might be a family matter, but any help evacuating HIVE might be helpful. They're villains, yeah, but most of them haven't done anything to deserve what she'll do to them.

>>2059390
How the hell did those two win?

>>2059400
It was late!

>>2059420
I'm sorry anon, but I promise I won't forget it!

>>2059447
SO WHAT? YOU DIDNT CALL!

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>>2059447
Nah, it's cool, just thought it was a sure deal for some sassy comic relief. I think it's best if you start calling a time up for votes so this doesn't happen again to anyone.
Hopefully there's gonna be more chances for Sassy Reno.
>>2059451
Relax Anon. What's done is done.

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So what does our sister want with us anyway, kill superman?
Why is she bad?

What the fuck is going on, also what is reno exactly?

>>2059451
Abloobloobloo!

>>2059451
>-15 Minute voting period after each post, I will now specify how many votes are allowed per post.

Fucking crybaby

>>2059451
I don't understand what you mean. Voting period has always lasted 15 minutes in these threads, and while it was a very good insult, it was 4 minutes late and I had already begun writing.

I'm sorry that it wasn't used for this thread, but I really will promise to use it in a future one!

>>2059462
In order
robot incest
"Bad" is an subjective term...

There's a lot going on, and Reno's a government-funded robot death machine based on the memories a foolishly brave smartass of a teenager.

>>2059476
Are we full machine or can we reproduce?
How can reno feel a kiss and that kind of stuff?

>>2059484
nope, reno's a proper android who can feel and all that stuff, even has semen

>>2059484
Dude, have you caught up or are you that much of a speedreader?
While much remains to be understood, the stuff your asking as already been answered

>>2059462
Basically she wants to kill every alien and super existing, including the not dickish ones and our girlfriend. You should know this.

also renos body is part braniac and part darkseid apparently

>>2059499
I like the sound of that, let's do that.

>>2059509
Or you can get the fuck out

>>2059517
If there are no more supers or aliens then everything will be a lot less fucked up. Won't it?

>>2059523
no it just means we wilk jave no defense against the next really bad thing

>>2059390
>C: Hangup and head over there now!

>>2059527
All the really bad things will be dead though.

And rich people will still be around.

>>2059523
Not really. It means we're dead, and the earth is setting pretty to be BTFO by any extraterrestrial empire that only stays away because they'd lose as it stands now.

>>2059535
Luthor would conquer or kill everything and make the world as hit hole.

>>2059542
>Luthor would conquer or kill everything
I like the sound of that desu.

>>2059546
>I like the sound of that desu.
Then you are retard. Also a troll. leave.

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>>2059546
Boi, the way you like things makes me think you'd like the sound of getting a firm backhanded slap across the face too

>>2059550
>Then you are retard
There's nothing wrong with thinking that LexCorp might know what's best for everyone.

Right now it's just a matter of time before Superman goes crazy and kills everybody.

>>2059556
i trust batman more than luthor, seeing how luthor wants us dead

>>2059566
Batman can't even deal with someone as physically weak as the Riddler permanently, what makes you think he could contain something like Reno or Superman permanently?

>>2059390
>D

You immediately hang up, stashing the pone in your jacket and turning to the others.

“We have to get to HIVE! My clone... Thing! She's killing everyone there!”

Robin wipes some of Hotstreak's blood from his mask, giving you a look of confusion.

“Hold on, why is she doing this? I thought you both were working together and the big guy over there was trying to stop you two. At least, that's what I saw in the STAR Labs footage.” He questions.

“No it's not like that at all! She's some insane chick that wants me to help her kill superheroes or something!”

“Not superheroes. Everyone.”

Everyone turns to face the familiar voice except for Cyborg, who's proudly standing next to the speaker.

Your father moves towards the center of the room, followed by Beast Boy and Raven.

“I had to do some rewiring, but he shouldn't have to use that neural wire to speak coherently. He might get a few words mixed up, though.” Cyborg tells everyone with a proud smile.

Your father's glowing eyes look upon you for a moment before he faces the others, lecturing in his grainy speech.

“Her model contains the technopathic and cognitive abilities of the late Brainiac, and despite their best efforts at the time they couldn't eliminate her corrupt thought process.” He begins, reaching down to pick his hat off the floor.

“To truly protect Earth and mankind, metahumans and their ilk must be exterminated. Only then can she freely recreate humanity.”

“In other words, she thinks Earth is too far gone and she wants a do-over.” Raven speaks up in her monotone voice.

“Pineapple. I mean, precisely...” Your father corrects himself, causing Beast Boy to shift from his dog form and stifle a laugh.

“So how do we stop her?” Black Bat asks.

“We kill her...” Your father begins, turning to face you again.

“... And you.”

“Like hell!” Blackfire snarls, flying up to him and getting right in his face.

“If you think I'm letting you harm a single hair on-”
“Yes, yes, incinerate me blah blah bookshelf blah... Nrrghh...” Your father just waves her off, taking a seat at the counter.

“If you want there to be a Tamaran left to even thrive on, I suggest killing your boyfriend yourself if you love him so much.”

Blackfire growls, her hands starting to glow violet with hot energy.

You narrow your eyes at your father.
[VOTES ADDED IN NEXT POST]

>>2059613
A: “Go to hell. We're going to stop her, and if you try anything we'll stop you too.”

B: “Why do I have to die with her? I don't give a shit about saving Earth.”

C: “Forget him guys. I know me and everyone else at HIVE are dicks, but we can't just let them all get slaughtered. We need to team up.”

D: “You know what, all of you guys suck except for Lain and my girl. Come on, Mandy, let's go save our school.”

E: “Black Bat, hand me my communicator back. Blackfire, try to get in touch with Control Freak. We might be able to figure out exactly what's going on down there.”

F: “What exactly is she capable of, dad? We need to know if we're going to stop her.”

H: [Write In]

[Two votes permitted]

>>2059618
>A: “Go to hell. We're going to stop her, and if you try anything we'll stop you too.”

And

E: “Black Bat, hand me my communicator back. Blackfire, try to get in touch with Control Freak. We might be able to figure out exactly what's going on down there.”

>>2059618
>F: “What exactly is she capable of, dad? We need to know if we're going to stop her.”
So nobody knows about the New Gods except Lex and Cadmus right?

>>2059618
>A
>E

>>2059618
>F: “What exactly is she capable of, dad? We need to know if we're going to stop her.”
>H..... Wait Blackfire you said Lady Black was trying to contact you? When my sister had been there lord knows how long? ... Pelease tell you didn't reply and these things don't have a tracking function.

>>2059618
>E: “Black Bat, hand me my communicator back. Blackfire, try to get in touch with Control Freak. We might be able to figure out exactly what's going on down there.”

>F: “What exactly is she capable of, dad? We need to know if we're going to stop her.”

I'm not afraid of Death. I met her once. She's pretty nice.

>>2059581
To be fair, it's more-so the fucked up and corrupt legal system of Gotham that really screws the pooch on keeping them all in. And by all means, they have 100% legal right to execute the lot of them all for their past transgressions, but none of them ever do, at least for the ones that Bruce doesn't want killed and actually wants to see improve like Harvey. Batman's just the guy who drops them off for the police to deal with, he's already screwing with the criminal line through vigilante actions.

>>2059618
>B: “Why do I have to die with her? I don't give a shit about saving Earth.”
>C: “Forget him guys. I know me and everyone else at HIVE are dicks, but we can't just let them all get slaughtered. We need to team up.”

>>2059618

>F: “What exactly is she capable of, dad? We need to know if we're going to stop her.”

>H: "What am I capable of? If she has Braniac's powers, then what does that mean for me?"

>>2059632
>>2059628
>>2059622
Guys this is a bad idea. we didn't get an alert so she has the hive comms compromised.

>>2059618
>H: You brought me back from the dead and now you want me dead, why don't you make up your mind?

>>2059618
>A: “Go to hell. We're going to stop her, and if you try anything we'll stop you too.”
>F: “What exactly is she capable of, dad? We need to know if we're going to stop her.”

WHY THE FUCK ARE WE USING COMMS WHEN WE JUST GOT TOLD A FUCKING TECHNOPATH IS IN OUR BASE? THAT A GREAT WAY TO GET INFECTED OURSELF.

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>>2059656
Because Anons do not have great reading comprehension skills.

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>>2059618
>H: [Write In]
The hell is this Harvey Dent shit? I die a hero protecting people from the Joker and you rip me out of death's door and turn me into someone that must be put down for the sake of the world!? The fuck dad!? Did your processors shit themselves? You piece of junk Mr. Roboto . Forget you, I'm outta here, I'm going to kill her, save the few dicks at HIVE that I can stand and ride off into the sunset or something.

>>2059622
>>2059628
>>2059632
>>2059643
This gets us infected by sister. She's already in our base and neither us nor cyborg should go anywhere near her.

>>2059618
>B: Why do I have to die with her? I don’t want to destroy the Earth. It’s too much fun fighting, and fucking!

Modified B.

>>2059618
>E: “Black Bat, hand me my communicator back. Blackfire, try to get in touch with Control Freak. We might be able to figure out exactly what's going on down there.”
>F: “What exactly is she capable of, dad? We need to know if we're going to stop her.”

>>2059656
>>2059661
>>2059665
>A couple anons make a choice you don't like
>Lose your shit.

>>2059670
Dude she's a technopath. She can control any and all technology she gets her hands on. Including us. She already owns the Hive base.


WE just got told what she can do and you're already ignoring it like a bloody fucking moron.

>>2059618
F.

>>2059618
>F: “What exactly is she capable of, dad? We need to know if we're going to stop her.”
>H: [Write In] "Seeing the state we found you in it doesn't seem like you'll be able to kill her or me

>>2059618
>B: “Why do I have to die with her? I don't give a shit about saving Earth.”
>C: “Forget him guys. I know me and everyone else at HIVE are dicks, but we can't just let them all get slaughtered. We need to team up.”

>>2059668
Last official vote.

Seems we are officially opening ourselves up to brain rape at worst getting her boom tubing on top of us at best.

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>>2059673
>>2059704

>Implying we can't asspull our way out of control with the power of Friendship/Love/Justice/Freedom/Mt. Fuji/Stupidity fueled perseverance
We are an anti-hero with a bloodthirsty weeb henshin belt, this kind of shit is par for the course.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N2IQ7_sSAw

>>2059751
Yeah but we normally beat up kill someone first and if you have not noticed Mach likes killing people when we whiff a roll.

>>2059751
Also, its only an assumption that she's taken control of comms.

We're getting hyper paranoid about sis having some of Brainiac's powers. Seriously, people need to calm down.

>>2059764
>Also, its only an assumption that she's taken control of comms.

>technopath
>not taking control of comms

That's like batman going to tussle with superman and voluntarily not bringing Kryptonite.

She is a verified technopath according to Dad. So yeah she's either watching comms or controls em,especially since Lady Black was looking for us and we know Sister killed her.

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>>2059758

>>2059779
Even Kamen rider loses to the dice gods.

>>2059613
>E
>F


“What exactly is she capable of, dad? We need to know if we're going to stop her.”

“Everything you should be capable of, but fully aware of it.” He dryly answers.

“Her technopathic abilities are somewhat limited, however. She can corrupt software, but if it was advanced as Brainiac's was in his prime you would've been dead the second you answered that phone. The only way she could corrupt you is if she died and transferred her consciousness to you, which is why both of you must die.”

“Uhh... That doesn't make any sense, dude.” Beast Boy speaks up. Surprisingly, he seems to understand this tech babble.

“Shouldn't there be some, like, shared network between the two of them for her to do that?”

“There is.” He answers quickly, looking back at him. “How'd you figure that out?”

“I've seen some animes in my time. Phantom in the Cage already had your idea, dude.” Beast Boy proudly admits, looking smug while Raven pinches her eyebrows behind him.

“... Eehehe.” The green boy nervously laughs after no one gives him a pat on the back for his knowledge, speaking once again shortly after.

“Anyyyyway, something else I don't get is why doesn't she just kill herself so she can corrupt her bro? I mean, wouldn't that be easier?”

“Yes, and I have a thermometer... I mean, a theory.” He starts, standing up.

“Perhaps her mind won't fit into Reno. She does have more mental storage than him, so there's no telling what information she holds.”

“...Wait. Did you just call me stupid?!” You angrily ask your father.

“Yes.” He callously answers.”

You clench your fists, wanting to kick your own father's shiny metal ass, but Robin is there to bring focus back.

“Both of you settle. We need to come up with a way to infiltrate HIVE without any of us getting hurt.”

“Right...” You begrudgingly respond, looking to Blackfire and Black Bat.

“Black Bat, hand me my communicator back. Blackfire, try to get in touch with Control Freak. We might be able to figure out exactly what's going on down there.”

They nod, Blackfire fishing out hers as Black Bat hands you your own.
You stare down at the HIVE Homescreen, your thumb hovering over the Contacts App.

Who do you reach out to?

A: Lady Black

B: Kydd Wykydd

C: Brother Blood

D: Jinx

E: Red X

>>2059813
>B: Kydd Wykydd
Kydd's a teleporter, we're going to need all the non-tech based movement we can get.

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>>2059785
So?
You sound like the type of dude that won't move a muscle if his odds aren't certain.
Hope rides alone.
So just because we might have fumbled rolls you prefer to hide away?
Inaction is injustice, we might fail, but we might also succeed!
It's better to believe we will succeed rather than let fear of failure stay our feet.
That and I want a good fight out of this, a fight for the ages, robot vs robot, uncapped potential vs uncapped potential, and I'm willing to risk everything for it. No guts, no glory

>>2059813
>E: Red X
HIVE really sucks, don't they?

>>2059813
>B: Kydd Wykydd
Stealthy and teleports.


Jynx is out because still in gotham, Red X is in sickbay. Brother blood would be the first one Sis kills, and Lady black was asking for us while Sis was on sight. Not a good sign.

>>2059813
>B: Kydd Wykydd
We didn't piss him off yet, soooo.

>>2059835
Red X was also in Gotham

>>2059840
Ic we don't know that. Unless bat's told us. Regardless we should probably send them a courtesy, "Base compromised by killer gynoid do not return too."

>>2059813
>B: Kydd Wykydd

>>2059848
Batman told us, we were given a choice last thread

>>2059855
He told us the hive five were running about. not who was in it.

>>2059813
B.

>>2059824
>>2059835
>>2059837
>>2059850
>>2059865
Roll D100

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>2059896

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>2059896

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>2059896

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>2059896

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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>2059896
>>2059900

>>2059900
Well then

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>>2059900
Yee

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>>2059900

>>2059813
>B

It's been a while since you talked to Kydd, hopefully there's still time to catch up.

“I can't get in touch with Lady Black, babe.” Blackfire informs as you send Kydd a text.

“Shit, what about Freak?” You ask.

“Ughh... Okay, but only because you care. He's still gross.” She jests, trying to lighten things up.

The Titans seem on edge. Any info the could get on this new threat to mankind lies with two people they consider to be rampaging lunatics.

You get the feeling that there's so much that they wish they could be doing to fight this, but they're stuck with their worst option.

You don't feel much better, honestly. You're essentially relying on a text message for help. It feels absurdly pathetic.

That is, until your communicator vibrates.

Wasting no time, you quickly thumb the menu open and check the message.

“I'm alive. Don't go to HIVE. Blood left. Everyone else dead.”

You're relieved to read he's alive, but your filled with dread at the words “Everyone else dead.”

“Kydd responded. He's fine but...” Your voice trails off, the others looking to you in hopes of hearing more.


A: “Where are you? We can help.”

B: “What happened? Is she still there?”

C: “Brother Blood left? Where?”

D: “Is Control Freak alright? What about Lady Black? The Teachers?”

E: “Meet up with us. We're going in and fighting the one that did this.”

F: [Write In]

[Two votes permitted]

>>2059989
>A: “Where are you? We can help.”
>B: “What happened? Is she still there?”

>>2059989
E.

>>2059989
B
D

>>2059989
>B: “What happened? Is she still there?”
>F: [Write In]
"Is there anyone else still alive? Has anyone warned students or staff away from base?"

>>2059989
>A: “Where are you? We can help.”
>D: “Is Control Freak alright? What about Lady Black? The Teachers?”

>>2059989
>C
>D

Yo hold up, how do we know he's not dead too and it's She-Reno trying to isolate us in one spot or some shit?

>>2059989
>A: “Where are you? We can help.”
>D: “Is Control Freak alright? What about Lady Black? The Teachers?”

>>2059989
>A: “Where are you? We can help.”

>>2059989
A: “Where are you? We can help.”

B: “What happened? Is she still there?”

>>2059989
>A: “Where are you? We can help.”
>D: “Is Control Freak alright? What about Lady Black? The Teachers?”

>"Everyone else dead"
>... dude, is x okay?
guess dad was right about reno being stupid

>>2059989
>B: “What happened? Is she still there?”
>C: “Brother Blood left? Where?”

>>2059989
>A: “Where are you? We can help.”
>C: “Brother Blood left? Where?”

>>2059989
>A, E

>>2059989
>A
>D


Your thumbs dart quickly across the keypad, wanting to get info from the only survivor you know of from HIVE.

“Is Control Freak alright? What about Lady Black? The Teachers?”

There's a small wait, every second more agonizing than the last as you all wait for his answer.

The phone screen lights up.

“All dead. She came from CF's room. Found one of Lady Black's arms. Only teacher I didn't see was Psimon and Brother Blood. HIVE is gone.”

The Teen Titans and Black Bat surround you to look at your phone screen, Starfire giving a small gasp after reading the screen.

“This is most terrible... I have never felt a sorrow so great...” Starfire quietly weeps, tears filling her eyes as her mind thinks of all the slain students.

“Dude... Like, yeah they were bad but... Are they really all dead? Oh man...” Beast Boy rambles, holding his forehead.

“Yeah, rip.” Blackfire dully says, her arms folded and facing away from the rest.

She's given dirty looks from Cyborg and Rave, you even feel inclined to give her one yourself, but it wouldn't change anything.

Control Freak dying is what really hits you. You don't want to believe he's dead, not after he gave you the suit and everything. Sure, he seemed like a creep, but he could've been fun to hang out with every now and then. He can't be dead, can he?

There's also Lady Black's supposed demise. She built herself up to be an incredible telepath, but an arm being found seems to be pretty damning.

You don't know what to think, but part of you wants to believe that Kydd is wrong. Only time will tell.

“Where are you? We can help.” You send. Even if the others are gone, at least Kydd is still around. He was the first person you “spoke” to in HIVE, after all.

“Gone. Porting til I'm out of the country. Not coming back. Never coming back. Don't need help.”

A: “Okay. Godspeed, Kydd.”

B: “What? Come back and help us fight! We can take her down!”

C: “It won't do you any good, she's hunting down people like us one by one. You should stay with us if you want to be safe.”

D: “Is there anyone else outside of the school that needs to be warned? Maybe you should find them on the way out.”

E: “Before you go, where was Blood during all this? Did none of security measures work?”

[One vote permitted]

>>2060173
>A
Can you even blame a dude after all that

>>2060173
>A: “Okay. Godspeed, Kydd.”
Fair enough

>>2060173
>A: “Okay. Godspeed, Kydd.”
man holy fuck, thats just depressing.

>>2060173
>C: “It won't do you any good, she's hunting down people like us one by one. You should stay with us if you want to be safe.”

>>2060173
>C: “It won't do you any good, she's hunting down people like us one by one. You should stay with us if you want to be safe.”

>>2060173
>C: “It won't do you any good, she's hunting down people like us one by one. You should stay with us if you want to be safe.”

>>2060173
>A

>>2060173
>A: “Okay. Godspeed, Kydd.”
If you're ever in the neighborhood, look me up. It'd be fun.