>>2117383
>>B. Try and get high in the trees.
Oh fuck yes! Glad you're back man!

>>2117383
>B. Try and get high in the trees.
I wonder what's going on

>>2117400
You should have seen when Icarus first started.

100k words in posts in a single month, I think we hit ten threads in total. This is nothing new for me, my friend.

>>2117383
>B. Try and get high in the trees.

>>2117383
>>B. Try and get high in the trees.

>>2117383

As you make a rush for the trees you remember that you still have the cloud boots and quickly dash into the branches. Finding a comfortable branch that still supports your weight you look down and see what you at first believe to be a torch in the tall grass. That misconception however changes when you recognize that it is not some flickering firelight but in fact a creature.

If you had to describe it you would say it’s a praying mantis...except eight feet tall and glowing orange. As you watch it crawl through the brush you pause when you suddenly see the massive insects head jerks towards you and you watch in horror as the beats wings open and with a terrible buzz rushes straight towards you!

>Roll a d100

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>2117674

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>2117674

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>2117674

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>2117674

>>2117684
Well Done, Takin it!

>>2117674

The beast charges at you with a surprising speed given it’s size and you barely manage to avoid its razor sharp claws. Jumping higher into the tree only serves to make some space as the large animal adheres to the trunk, coming after you with lighting swipes and jabs. You’re continually on the back foot as you continue to try and make space. The opportunity arrives however as it rears back for a double hammer strike you will the boots to stop and you plummet beneath it.

You get a few good quick punches into the insect's abdomen as you continue to fall back into the grass below. A few feet before you hit the ground you will your boots to life and you slow rapidly before rolling into the dried and swaying brush. You can hear it fly above you, it’s massive wings pushing the grass down and so you duck with it to stay out of sight.

>What do you do?
>A. Stay low, creep along the grass and stay undetected.
>B. Draw the mantis towards the ground
>C. See if it just leaves.

>>2117814
>>A. Stay low, creep along the grass and stay undetected.

>>2117814
>>A. Stay low, creep along the grass and stay undetected.

>>2117814
>>B. Draw the mantis towards the ground

>>2117814
>>A. Stay low, creep along the grass and stay undetected.
Dun dun dun, dun dun dun!

>>2117814
>A. Stay low, creep along the grass and stay undetected.

Roll me a D100+10

Rolled 54 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2117931

Rolled 1 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2117931

Rolled 40 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2117931

Rolled 20 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2117931

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>>2117950
Why is it that in all my quests the PC get's mugged by a mental construct?

Rolled 68 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2117931
no real need for it at this point, but...

>>2117963
It's just funnier is all.

>>2117963
It's a universal constant, like your shite constitution.

>>2117814
>9

As you stick low to the ground things seem to be going well as you have yet to catch the ire of-

‘CrRRrUUUNCH’

You pray to whatever gods there are that the Mantis did not not see you. The moment the buzzing begins to increase you are almost certain that it perhaps saw you. The feeling of it’s meaty shell slamming into the side of your head and sending you bounding down the grass confirms that yes, you were seen. Shakily getting to your feet you are slammed again back into a tree from another follow up strike.

The thing was damn fast as you look up from your slumped position against the tree, already closing the gap between the two of you. Pushing off the tree you roll again beneath the beast's charge before putting some space between you and your lightning fast opponent. Your head is still swimming but you manage to focus. As you see the charge come you realize a single flaw in the attacks the mantis had been putting up until this point.

For as fast as the Mantis was, it was predictable.

As it continues to charge you experience the same out of body experience you had the day before after you had used the Jōka Gan. Time seemed to slow as you watched with an laser-like focus as the Mantis continues it’s charge, arms beginning to rear back as it comes down to strike at you.

>Where do you target?
>A. The Joints
>B. The Legs
>C. Focus on Dodging

>>2118148
>A. The Joints

>>2118148
>>B. The Legs

>>2118148
>A. The Joints

>>2118148
>>A. The Joints

Roll me a D100+20

Rolled 33 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>2118246

Rolled 1 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>2118246

Rolled 7 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>2118246
Boom!

>>2118258
>>2118264
>>2118266
Damn, this is some Namek Saga Tofoo shit right here.

Rolled 7 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>2118246

Rolled 76 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>2118246
it's k i can save this!

I will remind you all; You do have a crit banked and can burn it to get a critical success here. Seeing as you are all apparently masochists who could not fight their way out of a Ox-King Proof Net

>>2118275
Sure why not lets use it

>>2118275
This please.
I don't wanna' die to a fucking bug.

>>2118275
use it

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Critical Burned! Auto-Success. Writing!

>>2118409
I love how it looks like Piccolo's left eye kinda' wanders off near the end.

>>2118409
Weaver

>>2118795
He ded

>>2118148

As the Mantis gets within striking distance you strike, your forearm coming up to catch it’s downward strike before returning one of your own just past it's now trapped joint. As it comes in with its other claw you turn your back to it, your striking arm sliding down to the joint while you're free to catch the blow. You hear the mantis screech, but as it grows louder you realize that you had forgotten that it’s mandibles were just as deadly. Kicking off the ground you tuck yourself into a ball, its arms slamming into one another as it’s head buries itself in the ground.

Coming out of your spin you slam your heel into it’s head before standing triumphant above the beast, you had finally won!

Or so you had thought.

In a blinding flash of light the Mantis was gone, however in it’s place is a far more humanoid figure. While slightly taller than you it still retained the same golden hue that had dominated the massive creature, and a small pair of antennae protruded from the forehead. As you stared down the beast-turned-man you hear it give a chuckle, or as close to a chuckle as a man-mantises vocal chords.

“Impressive, child of Kizen. Most impressive.” it says, it’s voice a deep humming baritone. “But we shall see yet if you are worthy.” And with that it charges.

>Roll me another d100+10

Rolled 89 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2119437

Rolled 59 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2119437

Rolled 20 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2119437

>>2119440
Oh my god you actually aren't getting your shit pushed in this time!

>>2119437

You meet the charge with a run of your own, your speed managing to keep you on some equal level as your seemingly superhuman perception gives you a battle clarity you had never experienced before. Just as you had experienced before your opponent was fast and relentless but without being able to catch you off guard he was predictable. As you continued to fight you began to notice more and more the weaknesses and strengths of your opponent. In addition to the predictability of your opponent you noticed that much of his strength came from the sheer momentum of his blows, meaning that if you interrupted the momentum his strikes were bereft of any threat.

Blocking a few wild hook jabs and punches you duck beneath one arm, landing a rapid jab of your own against his exposed torso. Putting his own techniques into practice seemed to pull off as the golden mantis is pushed back, dust kicking up around him.

“Haha, by the spirits you are good! I have not seen such potential in a very long time.” The figure speaks, sliding back into a fighting pose. “If you may honor this request, show me more! Show me your determination, Caff!” He challenges.

>Roll me a D20

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>2119817

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>2119817

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>2119817

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>2119817

>>2119820

So, you're lucky.

I flipped a coin; Tails meant taking this as a critical Fail, you got heads.

Congratulations, you are the best roll crit fail success!

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>2119817

>>2119835
Luck is indeed a fickle mistress.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

lets see how it goes

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>>2119817

The battle continues on for what feels like hours, back and forth all through the grassy clearing ahead of you. Punches and kicks, flips and spins; No move was left out of either of your arsenals as the moon continues to crawl down the horizon above you. The only reason you can even tell time is moving forward is simply the pain from the hits that your opponent would sneak in. However as the slight hue of the rising sun seems to stir you out of your concentration as the man-like being holds a hand up.

“Enough my friend, enough!” He says with a joy that you did not expect from a man who you had been fighting for the last few seemingly hours. “You have bested me, Caff Fey; I have nothing more to teach you and little left to do.” He says, bowing before you.

You are unsure of exactly what he is talking about, or his ‘left to do’ remark but nevertheless return the gesture. Standing to your full height the individual walks up to you and presses his fingers to your forehead. Suddenly you feel that jolt of energy like you had felt when you had touch the thunder pearl, however instead of spreading out and down into your core it feels like it presses straight into your forehead.

The tingling feeling continues to retreat overtime and becomes less of a tingling heat and more of a warm and mellow sensation.

“May the Patience and Cunning of the Mantis help you on your journey, Caff Fey; Last Master of the Lashing Mantis.” The stranger says before they begin to fade away with the rising sun.

You however, are unaware of his passing as you currently in a bizarre situation. Memories of places and people you had never met flash through your eyes, from the mantis-like figure you had seen before shifting to a lush and verdant landscape. Another flash and the same forested land is smoldering in ruins. While you do not know where, how or what you saw, but all the same it was like you had lived the experiences you that had flashed before your eyes.

You’re about to try and decipher just what exactly you had just seen when you are dragged kicking and screaming to consciousness by the drawn out screeching of an alarm. You sit up, every muscle ready as you prepare to fight off wherever the sound comes from. In your leap to get up however you end up falling flat on your face, a tired and weak groan muffling out from the blanket you had been tripped up in.

Well, that’s a start to the day.

>You have unlocked the Lashing Mantis fighting style, which makes use of surprise and rapid attacks to do the most damage possible; However without speed or if put up against a trained martial artist you may run into some issues!

>You have unlocked the Martial System! Before a conflict occurs you can chose to pick from your currently known martial arts styles; This will give one either bonuses or penalties depending on who you are up against.

>Roll me a d20

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>2120039
Check this nat 20

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>2120039

Rolled 12 (1d20)

Ooooooooooh new style got

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>>2120041

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>2120039

>>2120042
>>2120045
>>2120049
We are a bundle of mediocrity

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>2120039

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>2120039

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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>2120039

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>2120039

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>2120039

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>2120039
Don't worry guys, I'm here now

>>2120075
A winner is you

>>2120075
>>2120077
And then these two show up

>>2120039

Getting up to your feet you see that other than yourself you are alone in the living room of the capsule house. You aren’t sure where the blanket had come from, but you fold it all the same and set it on the couch. As you stand up you notice that Goku is slumbering on the other side of the couch, somehow still sound asleep even with the alarm blaring. A few moments later you hear the alarm finally click off and afterwards Bulma cracks open the door, wearing a long baggy t-shirt.

Stifling a yawn she notices you and waves “Morning, Caff” She mumbles, the slight slap of her bare feet against the ground being the only other sound.

Responding with a good morning of your own you sit back on the couch and remember that you had left the Thunder Pearl beside you, looking over at it you see it, glittering the same golden hue as it always had. However when you go to touch it the tingling sensation you used to have was far less prominent, replaced with a steady calm you had come to expect from your own energy.

>What do you do first today?
>A. Better shower and get ready for the day
>B. Do you morning exercises as always.
>C. You did have a rather amazing dream, let’s see if it holds any merit.

>A, dont want to smell bad

>>2120162
>B.

>>2120162
>B. Do you morning exercises as always.

>>2120162
>>A. Better shower and get ready for the day

>>2120162
>>B. Do you morning exercises as always.

>>2120162
>>B. Do you morning exercises as always.
Gotta greet the day.

>>A. Gotta get that shower!

>>2120301
>>2120293
>>2120180
>>2120177


Takin it

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>>2120162

Standing in the open area of the wide living room/dining room area you slip out of your bullet-hole ruined shirt and begin your usual routine in silence. After a few quick jumping jacks you hear a slight cough from Bulma and looking over to her she has the slightest hint of a blush on her face.

“What are you doing?” She asks as you stop, looking over at her.

“This? Well, it’s my morning routine.” You answer before getting on the ground and starting the series of pushups that came after your standing portion.

As you continue to go through the motions Bulma sits ahead of you, looking at you with an apprehensive look.

“Just how long have you been doing this ‘morning’ routine?” she asks, and something gives you the idea that this would not be the last.

“Maybe...uh...eight years?” you grunt out, trying desperately trying not to forget what number you were on.

“Eight years!? Aren’t you like...fourteen?” She exclaims.

“Yeah…?” You answer, though it feels more like a question.

“Is that how you got so buff and all that?” She asks with a slight sly smile.

Before you answer her question you roll onto your back and begin to do your crunches. You had never really noticed that you were that different from the rest of your brothers at the Monastery. Looking down at your chest as you continued your repetitions you didn’t quite see how you had a polished chest. Sure you had the usual tone and smooth stomach that came with the rigors of martial arts training.

“I...don’t know what you mean Bulma.” You admit honestly. “This is just how I look, nothing special.

That wasn’t a lie either. You had seen on one of the few trips Master Khara had taken with you into the city that many modern fighters had larger and blocky frames and focused purely on raw power. Compared to most people you’d have to rest yourself in the middle, if you were being honest.

“Don’t know what I mean my ass, You have to know you’ve got a great physique, you’ve got to!” She exclaims.

“Not really; all of us back at the monastery had similar builds, mostly because all of us had the same training.” You admit, sitting up and reaching for your toes.

It is evident that Bulma is going to continue pestering you about this if you don’t find a way to distract her, but what?


>A. Offer for her to join you
>B. Just humor her, there’s no harm.
>C. Ignore her, she’ll get over her anger.

I think i’m gonna call it here for the evening guys, i’ll talk to you in the morning!

>>2120530
>>A. Offer for her to join you
Is Yamcha watching?

I hope Yamcha's watching.

>>2120530
>>A. Offer for her to join you

>>2120530
>>A. Offer Bulma to join us.

Tips hat.

>>2120530
>>B. Just humor her, there’s no harm.

>>2120530
>B. Just humor her, there’s no harm.

>>2120530
>A. Offer for her to join you

Look's Like A wins, Writin.

also, took a nap, can't sleep.

>>2120530

You decide that there’s no harm in her questions, even if they are a tiny bit strange.

As you continue through your crunches you move on to your handstand push ups, all the while continuing to answer the odd questions of your companion. As you continue through the exercises you can’t help but have your thoughts drift to the day before.Given the strangeness of it all, and the energy you had found you decide to try and follow the same guidelines you had with the Jōka Gan. Breathing and focusing on your core you begin almost immediately feeling the very same warmth you had felt the day before, however it is far easier than it had been before.

Where it had once been harder and smaller to find, akin to a small kindled flame, this time it was more akin to a proper fire.where once you would had felt nothing the flames now lick at your fingers with a willingness and ease that had not been there before. Was this because of your dream? Had the Mantis...man...thing been serious in having trained you?

You aren’t sure, but whatever the case you begin to:
>A. Work on Controlling your Energy
>B. Work on Maintaining the flow of Energy
>C. Work on Expelling the Energy.

>>2121068
>A

>>2121068
A

>>2121068
>B. Work on Maintaining the flow of Energy

>>2121068
>A. Work on Controlling your Energy

>>2121068
>>A. Work on Controlling your Energy
Bring it.

Roll me 5d20

Rolled 7, 8, 11, 7, 1 = 34 (5d20)

>>2121115

Rolled 1, 19, 12, 5, 4 = 41 (5d20)

>>2121115

Rolled 17, 19, 16, 17, 16 = 85 (5d20)

>>2121115

Rolled 4, 3, 16, 1, 1 = 25 (5d20)

>>2121115
>>2121122
I'm almost tempted not to roll in case I ruin this

Rolled 4, 3, 17, 4, 15 = 43 (5d20)

>>2121115

>>2121122

Well Done!

>>2121068

As you continue to sink deeper into your meditative trance you work on trying to move the energy around your body as you stay in your upside down position. At first it is slow to move, like molasses being pushed through a hose; Slow, unwilling and taking more effort than you’d be willing to put in. However as you continue to practice it becomes easier and easier. It isn’t flowing like water but it is still much easier to call upon and manipulate than before.

You feel like you’re just on the edge of breaking through with your training when you are roused from your concentration by the scent of food and the rumble of your stomach. You had not eaten dinner and the call of bacon, eggs, toast and who knows what else certainly was appealing to you. Cracking open your eyes you realize that you had still been upside down and you promptly feel yourself slump to the ground.

Getting to your feet you see that Goku is already tearing into his food and you are quick to scramble to your feet and practically wrestle your portion away from the encroaching black hole that was Goku’s stomach. Digging in you already feel stomach settling as you continue to take your fill; While it is nothing compared to what Launch had managed to whip up with the fish it is still good enough to eat, and you are thankful for that.

“So, what’s the plan for today, Bulma?” You ask, taking a breather from your ravenous hunger.

“Well, the Dragon Ball is about a two hour’s drive north from here. Once we have that one it’s just a matter of going west about two days or so.” She answers, stifling a yawn as she stretches.

“Think we’ll run into more of those thugs like we did at Goku’s house?” You ask, frowning at the potential of more fighting, guns and other threats.

She gives you a sigh and you can already tell what the answer will be.

“Given that we ran into them so early I’m afraid we will. Besides who knows just who else is out there that will try and gather them themselves.” She confirms.

That actually reminds you of something, you hadn’t asked exactly what wish Bulma had hoped to make when and if she gathered them.

>Do you ask her?
>A. Yes, you are putting your life on the line for her.
>B. No, whatever it is it is private.

>>2121196
>A

>>2121196
>A. Yes, you are putting your life on the line for her.

>>2121196
A.

>A

>>2121196
>>A. Yes, you are putting your life on the line for her.
not like we have anything we want

>>2121196
>>A. Yes, you are putting your life on the line for her.

>>2121196

“Say, Bulma; What exactly are you hoping to wish for with the Dragon Balls?” You ask, taking a bite of your eggs.

“It’s easy really: The perfect boyfriend of course!”She declares, and you nearly choke on your eggs as you hear it.

“Ex-excuse me?!” You cough out, looking at the teen in disbelief.

“What?! Do you know how hard it is for a beauty like me to find a man who can appreciate it properly?” She asks, practically glaring at you.

“Is that really something worth wishing for?” You ask, raising an eyebrow.

“Do you have a problem with that?” She returns, her practical glare becoming a very real one.

For a moment you take a long silence and look at Bulma, really really look at her. You had only known her for a short period of time in the last two days but there were a number of things already evident to you. She was Rash, quick to anger and quick to use her femininity to her advantage if she could. She was a city girl through and through and it was clear she was truly unprepared for the adventure ahead of you. But at the same time that courage was as endearing as it was stupid, and combining that with the intelligence to make a device that could find the illusive spheres was a testament to her brain.

To make a long and complicated answer short, there were good and bad things evident in her person, but there was certainly more than just her beauty that could be appreciated.

>Do you tell this to her
>A. No, it isn’t your place to make her realize these things
>B. Yes, she deserves to know that she’s wrong.
>C. Keep quiet and try and change the subject.

>c, the idiocy must stahp

>>2121621
>>C. Keep quiet and try and change the subject.

>>2121621
>>C. Keep quiet and try and change the subject.

>>2121621
>>C. Keep quiet and try and change the subject.
can always point this out later. Lets see if this will be a learning experience for her

>>2121621
>B. Yes, she deserves to know that she’s wrong.

>>2121621
>>B. Yes, she deserves to know that she’s wrong.

>>2121621
C.

So, why is everyone afraid to tell her that she can be appreciated for more than just her looks?

>>2121829
I have no Idea my friend, I have no idea.

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>>2121621
>>B. Yes, she deserves to know that she’s wrong.

>>2121829
probably afraid of getting soft locked into the Bulma route.

>>2121829
>>2121842
>>2121844
Maybe the temple boy isn't rude???

>>2121842
I was honestly surprised when Bardock showed up earlier, can't wait for any other changes you have in store for us!

>>2121847
I thought we would be telling her that she has more than just looks going for her? I'm confused now.

>>2121847

I don't think it would be rude to be honest about saying 'hey I think you're more than just a cute girl'.

>>2121844

As for soft-locking it was purely in the sense of an innocent kid not really seeing what she's lamenting about needing to find a perfect guy.

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>>2121847
How is telling her straight up she's wrong and that she's got plenty that would get her the "perfect boyfriend" without having to use her wish on it rude?
Bulma could wish for so many things, beneficial things like eternal health or youth, and she'd waste it on something she can get by herself if she keeps at it: looks, brains and stupidity in all.
Damn right it isn't rude to have a problem with that.
There's being nice and then there's being a pushover that ends up keeping his mouth shut afraid that he'll offend.

>>2121853
Yeah there was no way we'd get locked so early anyway, even this confidence pep talk wouldn't do anything, besides, the ball is still in our court anyway if she took it that way, we can still go full combat autist like Goku and disregard bitches for them gainz

>>2121858
>>2121853
Well regardless looks like c is going to win. Just sucks that it looks like it won due to a misunderstanding.

>>2121858
Yeah I'm sure telling a teenager they're wrong couldn't set them off at all. Change my vote to B if it'll make you nerds happy.

>>2121621
>>B. Yes, she deserves to know that she’s wrong.

>>2121873
Well, look on the bright side. If she does go trigger happy and pulls guns out of fucking nowhere, we've confirmed the existence of hammer space. Imagine the possibilities of learning that. Infinite fans anon, infinite fans.

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>>2121871
shame.
It would be fun to potentially see Bulma's reaction.

>>2121873
>Yeah I'm sure telling a teenager they're wrong couldn't set them off at all
We aren't just telling her she's wrong though, obviously Caff's gonna try to boost her confidence in herself a tad by complimenting her smarts on making the tracker, that would probably stop her from outright blowing up.
'sides, we're building a track record with obliviously helping girls by just using logic without any ulterior motives by agreeing to help Launch train and possibly this Bulma interaction, it's kinda funny, and I hope it keeps happening with all the girls he meets.

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>>2121621

You shake your head, it was not your place to show her the truth. That would be something she would have to come to see on her own.

Satisfied with your silence Bulma’s smile beams back into existence as she finishes up her meal before putting the plate in the sink.

“Alright boys, I’m going to take a quick shower and get the car ready to go and we’ll head out, okay?” She asks, getting up again.

You nod, getting up before gathering up the thunder pearl when a thought crosses you.

“Say, Bulma do you still have my stuff from when I fell out of the plane?” You ask.

She pauses in her walk before snapping her fingers and running into her room and a minute later she returns with your bundle of items. You smile and take them into your arms as she walks towards the shower. Hearing the water start to run you step into her bedroom and quickly change out of your dusty and ruined clothing.

“Hey Caff!” Goku calls, poking his head inside the room.

“Yeah Goku, what's up?” You ask in response, turning to him.

“If we get a wish, I think we should wish for Bulma’s balls back.” He says in a hushed tone, and you feel your eyebrows start reaching for your hairline.

“What?!” You exclaim jabbing a finger at him. “Stop monkeying around Goku!”

“I’m serious, Her balls are gone!” he cries “I saw it for myself.”

...You can’t be serious.

Stepping out of the room you look down at the slightly shorter boy and take a moment to choose your words carefully. As you look at him you realize that he is entirely serious, he thinks that Bulma has lost her non-existent balls. You realize that this issue had come up before when you first met the boy and it only had dawned on you now that perhaps, just perhaps, he really didn’t know the difference.

“Goku...she...Bulma doesn’t have balls because she was never born with them.” You explain, patting him gently on the head.

Goku seems to regard this for a second before he looks up at you with his eyes wide.

“Then it’s all the more reason that we wish for her balls!”

…Kami give me strength.

Before you even have a chance to try and correct the even more erroneous idea Goku now had Bulma steps out of the bathroom, her clothes already on and a wide smile on her face.

“Alright kids, let’s get this show on the road!” Bulma cheers, throwing her fist into the air.

Goku seems to quickly buy into her excitement and soon he is jumping around the living room in excitement. It takes you a good five minutes to corral the monkey boy out of the house while Bulma herself throws out the small capsule that contains the car. Calling shotgun you grin as Goku pouts before seemingly remembering he is now the owner of a flying cloud and hoping above it and scooting along with the car.

>Roll me a d20

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>2121911

Rolled 5 (1d20)

dont tell me dickgirl bulma is an option here

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>2121911

>>2121923
This is why you get called ZoZo, ZoZo

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>>2121911
>“If we get a wish, I think we should wish for Bulma’s balls back.”
>This entire talk.
Jesus, my sides.

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>>2121911
>>2121923
>>2121929

Dont call me zozo!

>>2121937
Nice roll!

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>>2121945

Rumbling down the road at speed you decide to spend some more time training your energy. While you couldn’t test your new martial arts technique You can Focus on a few things while Bulma drives you along the road. The only question was what?

>Pick Two.
>A. Energy Control
>B. Maintaining your Energy
>C. Energy Expulsion

>>2121985
>A. Energy Control
>B. Maintaining your Energy

>A
>C

We need dat kamehameha bois and goil

>>2121985
>>A. Energy Control
>>B. Maintaining your Energy

>>2121985
B.

>>2121985
>>A. Energy Control
>>B. Maintaining your Energy

>>2121985
>>A. Energy Control
>>B. Maintaining your Energy

>>2121985
>>B. Maintaining your Energy
>>C. Energy Expulsion

Alright, A and B Take it.

Now how we're gonna do this is simple.

we're gonna do A First:

Roll me 2d20

Rolled 3, 12 = 15 (2d20)

>>2122029
Watch this

Rolled 5, 18 = 23 (2d20)

>>2122029

Rolled 14, 11 = 25 (2d20)

>>2122029

Rolled 1, 17 = 18 (2d20)

>>2122029

Rolled 9, 14 = 23 (2d20)

>>2122029

>>2122042
Hmmm, really now?

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Rolled 5, 10 = 15 (2d20)

>>2122029

Rolled 17, 1 = 18 (2d20)

>>2122029

Rolled 5 (1d20)

hmn

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>>2122042
>>2122058

>>2122058
Haha, just fuck my shit up senpai!

Rolled 7, 19 = 26 (2d20)

>>2122029

>>2122062
Try again zo!

>>2122058
>>2122042

I...actually am going to take this because the way I do this is that if there are two matched numbers you get half a point. However you paired both numbers so...

>Energy Control I Unlocked! You No longer need to Roll to start the initial charge of Energy Moves

>Roll me 5d20 now

Rolled 11, 6, 3, 3, 7 = 30 (5d20)

>>2122078

Rolled 11, 11, 10, 5, 19 = 56 (5d20)

>>2122078

Rolled 7, 15, 3, 5, 9 = 39 (5d20)

>>2122078
SOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rolled 13, 9, 4, 17, 8 = 51 (5d20)

>>2122078
Merciful Weaver

Rolled 8, 20, 12, 17, 10 = 67 (5d20)

>>2122078

Rolled 7, 8, 15, 20, 13 = 63 (5d20)

>>2122078

Alright, that's enough for rolls. Any past this point will be invalid. Allow me to quickly tally things up

>>2122089
>>2122094
Nice.

I guess that's it for tonight. Hope nothing serious came up.

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>>2123022
Nah, Weaver seems to always leave for hours on end without a heads up on the thread OR his twitter, which should be used precisely for stuff like this.
Just pray he actually comes back instead of dropping a quest indefinitely still in its infancy to do/continue another.

>>2123694
He's still around, I don't get why people always bitch about Weaver disappearing without checking the Discord.

>>2123694

It's called sleep. While I may be on the internet the body behind it does require it.

>>2123815
Hmm, what strange customs you have Weaver.

>>2123815
So maybe say "Hey everybody, i'm gonna stop for tonight to sleep and/or beat off, I'll resume in <insert time here>."

>>2122078

Getting to work you close your eyes and almost as fast as you will it your energy begins to come to you, the same sticky and syrupy sensation you had only a few minutes before. Just as before you practice pushing and pulling the energy away and around the core that the energy came from. As you continue to practice it you begin to move it faster and faster, and slowly but surely it begins to respond in kind. After a few minutes of pushing and pulling the energy you begin to move it outwards towards your extremities and back. At first your energy is sluggish to respond to the sudden change, but as you continue your exercises it becomes easier and easier until it is almost like running water in its responsiveness to your whims.

Pleased with this fact you begin to work with the energy to see if you can keep it flowing without concentrating on it. While it did linger for maybe an hour, forty five minutes at best you wanted to see just how far you push that number. To start you pull the smallest amount of your energy as you can away and let go, seeing how long it took to return to the core. While at first it was quick to snap back, no longer than five minutes, you begin to focus on slowing down the return rate by ‘tightening’ the path back. Though your returns are minimal at first after a few more attempts that number steadily increases until by the time Bulma tells you that you’re close to the Dragon Ball you’ve gotten the time up to ten.

Getting out of the car you stretched your stiff muscles and blinking the sun out of your eyes you see what appears to be a small hamlet, with a dozen or so domed homes scattered around a courtyard. You notice almost immediately that the town was quiet, and eerily so for that. It was early afternoon and yet the town was as quiet as the grave.

>What do you do?
>A. Something’s not right, it’s time to investigate
>B. It’s too quiet, stay by the car in case
>C. Maybe no one is home, just start hunting the Dragon Ball

>>2123891
>A. Something’s not right, it’s time to investigate

>>2123875
Weaver isn't a normal QM you'll get used to it

>>2123875
If you didn't want to join the Discord that's on you not weaver.
>>2123891
>A

>>2123891
>>A. Something’s not right, it’s time to investigate

>>2123891
>>A. Something’s not right, it’s time to investigate

>>2123891
>A. Something’s not right, it’s time to investigate

>>2123891
It honestly starts to bug you as you are overwhelmed by the surrounding silence as you look to Bulma. “What’s the dragon radar say? I’ve got a bad feeling about this.”

She looks at you for a moment before setting the radar off, it’s beeping far faster than it had been the last time she had used it. “The ball is here alright, but you’re right. This place is way too quiet, come on guys let’s check it out.” She insists, walking towards one of the small hovels and knocking on the door.

When there is no response Goku responds with the usual finesse and diplomacy you had come to expect from him and punches a hole straight through the door before unlocking it from the inside. Pushing open the door you find nothing however as you and Goku step inside the rush of footsteps and a yell of “Die you demon!” an elderly man cries, hand axe gripped firmly in his hands.

>Roll me 2d100’s

Rolled 80, 36 = 116 (2d100)

>>2124150

Rolled 8, 23 = 31 (2d100)

>>2124150

Rolled 7, 55 = 62 (2d100)

>>2124150

Rolled 76, 20 = 96 (2d100)

>>2124150

Rolled 16, 59 = 75 (2d100)

>>2124150

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>>2124237
>my first post/roll in the thread
Guess I'll die.

>>2124250
Should be fine maybe?/. Weaver typically does not outright kill us. Someone may lose a limb though. Ill be honest hopefully it is goku's tail since that can kinda grow back right now.

>>2124150

You’re caught off guard as the man rushes towards you and Goku with his axe held high, the blade coming down towards you as you’re the taller of the two. You can see that he’s so close to you at this point that bringing your arms up would only end with your hands being severed from your wrists. You yell out in a panic however Goku seems to be as sharp as the axe itself as he jumps up and kicks the axe at the handle. The blade is sent flying upwards in buries itself in the ceiling as the man is sent sprawling onto his back.

“I-I’m sorry Lord Oolong! I know it was foolish of me to attack you! I’m sorry!” The man pleads, getting on his hands and knees.

...What?

“Who? I’m sorry but I’m not Oolong! I’m Goku!” The Monkey-Boy eclaims, scratching the back of his head.

“You’ll have to excuse my friend here, he’s rather sheltered. My name is Caff.” You announce, bowing to the group.

“Be careful grandpa, they might be agents of Oolong!” A small girl announces, pointing a finger at Goku and yourself. It is at this time that Bulma arrives and looking at the axe in the ceiling, the man on the ground bowing frantically and the little girl pointing at you and quickly punches you on the top of the head.

“You idiots! What did you do to this poor old man!?” She cries, delivering a second punch to Goku’s head as the two of you sit there cradling your aching noggins.

“We didn’t do anything! They tried to hit us with an axe and kept calling us an ‘Oolong’...Hey Bulma, what’s an Oolong?” Goku asks.

This was, actually a good question.

“Goku’s got a point Bulma, do you know any criminal or person who would be capable of doing this named Oolong?” You ask.

Before the girl can answer the old man raises his head and gives the slightest hint of relief.

“So...you really aren’t with Oolong?” He asks, getting to his feet.

You all nod.

Just as quickly as he got to his feet he gets on his knees again and his prostrating to you again.

“Please, please help our people! I beg you.” He pleads.

What a strange town.

>Do you offer to help them?
>A. Of course, you aren’t selfish
>B. No, your only concern is the dragonballs.

>>2124621
>>A. Of course, you aren’t selfish

>>2124621
A.

>>2124621
>>A. Of course, you aren’t selfish

>>2124621
>>A. Of course, you aren’t selfish

A quick update for those not in the Discord server. Weaver is most likely done posting for the night unless he wakes up in the next couple hours (which is entirely possible for him).

>>2124621

You look down at Goku and it seems that the two of you are deadset to help these people, for better or worse. Bulma however, seems far less excited at the prospect.

“Are you two crazy?! We’re just looking for the Dragon Balls not take down demons and who knows what else!” She cries

“But Bulma these people said they need our help! And besides the Dragon Balls is really close right? Maybe this Oolong thing has the ball we’re looking for.” Goku says, looking up at the girl with his pleading, beady eyes.

For a moment Bulma looks partway between aghast and contemplative before she appears to do what you could only describe as have a temper tantrum.

“Oh fine, fine! Just don’t expect me to help you out if you get backed into a corner you dummy.” She huffs, crossing her arms before she makes her way past the two of you and into the building proper.

You quickly follow her lead and take a seat with the small group of villagers that had been coming out of hiding for the last few seconds. Looking over the group you can’t help but wonder just what kind of thing had managed to have all these men and women frightened. Considering you had just offered to help them you decide that perhaps it would be wise to learn about your soon-to-be foe.

“So, just who is this ‘Lord Oolong’ anyway?” You ask, looking over to the elder that had recently attempted to attack you.

“He’s no Lord by law that’s for sure. He’s a demon, a monster! He came rolling into town one day and demanded our daughters as wives. When we refused him he transformed into a great demon and threatened to eat every last one of us if we didn’t do as he said. There were a few that resisted this, but when he returned again he had a group of thugs with him this time and those people who resisted were quelled.” The man explains, and you weigh the facts carefully.

Shapeshifting sounded crazy at first, but given you could also use a technique that was developed with the sole purpose of killing demons gives you pause. There was nothing saying it was impossible, but before you could start formulating a strategy the roof of the abode began to tremble.

“Oh no, Oolong and his goons are coming for my precious Pocawatha! There’s no way you boys can beat them all now!” The old man cries.

You’re already on your feet and heading for the door when Bulma speaks up “Wait, I have an idea but we’ve gotta be fast about it!”

>Do you hear her out?
>A. Any advantage is a good one, and if she’s right all the better.
>B. No, the fight is already ahead of us, all we can do is accept the danger and face it.
>C. You have an idea of your own. (Write-in)

>>2125509
>A. Any advantage is a good one, and if she’s right all the better.

I'm interested in what she came up with.

>>2125509
A.

>>2125509
>>A. Any advantage is a good one, and if she’s right all the better.

>>2125509
>A. Any advantage is a good one, and if she’s right all the better.

>>2125509

“What do you have in mind, Bulma?” You ask, looking to her.

“Goku is just about Pocawatha’s height, isn’t he?” She asks with a sly smile. “I don’t suppose you have some spare pajamas or something to throw on him, do you?” She asks the elder.

You see where she’s going and you can’t help but crack a smile.

“What about me?” You ask, looking from Bulma to the door and the rumbling outside.

She gives you a grin “Go see if there’s a window in the bathroom and sneak out.”

You take of in a jog, looking to see just where the bathroom is. Finding a small bathroom in the back you find a smallish window above the toilet you slide it open and with some liberal struggling you manage to push yourself through.

>Roll me a d20

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>2125586

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>2125586

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>2125586

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>2125586
Nyeh!

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>2125586
Lady luck be gentle

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>2125586

>>2125590
Takin it!

>>2125586

Squatting down with a grunt you do your best to stay low and peer out around the house and sure enough there’s a group of perhaps ten or so large bear and boar people, and yet behind them was perhaps the most terrifying shape of them all. Towering over the group was a massive armorclad beast with a dozen spikes along the shoulders and chest though what crowns the helm of the beast is what makes you shiver.

Gleaming in the afternoon sun was the six-star dragon ball, capped atop a gold and ruby encrusted crown.

With the entourage halted in the center of town a deep, rumbling voice fills the expanse. “I know you’re in there, my sweet fiance! Come out and I promise I won’t level your village before I leave, bahahahaha!” The massive frame of Oolong rumbles, and all around him the deep rumbling of the rest of Oolongs posse.

You faintly hear the sound of the front door opening and closing and you can only guess that Goku has made his way out of the house in his disguise. This is confirmed when you hear the demon king start ogling and encouraging ‘Pocawatha’ to come closer and not be afraid.

>What do you do?
>A. Wait a little longer to find a better opportunity to strike
>B. Strike now, surely they won’t expect it!
>C. See if you can get a tiny bit closer.
>D. Other (write-in)

>>2125824
>A

>>2125824
>A. Wait a little longer to find a better opportunity to strike

>>2125824
>>B. Strike now, surely they won’t expect it!
Let's kick some demon ass!

>>2125824
>>A. Wait a little longer to find a better opportunity to strike

>>2125824
>>A. Wait a little longer to find a better opportunity to strike

>B

Rolled 3, 87, 54, 3, 92, 47, 24, 78, 23, 30, 78 = 519 (11d100)

Seems you’re holding back. Let’s see what’s happens

Darn it >.<

>>2125824

Peeking your head out from behind the round of the home you see that ‘Pocawatha’ is making ‘her’ way towards the group with her face to you, and sure enough it’s Goku alright.

“Hey boss, you smell that?” One of the boarmen asks, taking a deep inhale. “You’re sure this is the one, you said she smelled like linen but all I smell is wet monkey.” he says, pinching his flat nose.

That is not good.

Continuing to creep as slow and low as you can things are going well however one of the closer bear people starts to sniff and after a few moments he takes a quick glance and there is no way he doesn’t see you.

“Oi Boss, seems we got a little pest that didn’t get the memo!” It calls

That is also not good.

“So? You know what to do, do what I pay you for!” Oolong rumbles, waving a massive hand towards you as a trio from the gang begins to lumber towards you, massive axes and cudgels over their shoulders and large grins on their faces.

So much for a sneak attack.

>Combat Initiated!
>First, Pick a Fighting style you wish to start with
>A. Dancing Swallow
>B. Lashing Mantis.

>>2126612
>>B. Lashing Mantis.

>>2126612
B.

>>2126612
>B. Mantis

>>2126612
>B. Lashing Mantis.

Alright, now then.

Roll me 1d100-10

>>2126612
>>B. Lashing Mantis.

Rolled 38 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2126850

Rolled 98 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2126850

Rolled 40 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2126850

>>2126901
ooooo

>>2126612

Your body reacts faster than your mind and you find yourself in a fighting stance you had only seen and used in your dreams. Crouched low to the ground, your elbows bend and hands pointing down towards the ground you prepare for the trio as they pick up speed seeing you sink down in preparedness. As the first opponent, a bearman wielding a rather large axe comes to you he grabs his axe in both hands and tries to bring it crashing down upon your head. However he is too slow with his massive weapon as you step into his guard and bring one hand up with a rapid palm strike as the axehead falls behind you with a dull ‘thud’. As the bear recoils in surprise you bring your free hand forward with a sharp jab, retracting it as the plump skin ripples from the impact.

You watch the shadow of the beast's massive arms coming inwards however you prepare for this, quickly jabbing at the joint of his left arm with your own. Bringing your elbow back you catch the second joint before kicking twice at the right leg, once at the kneecap and the second on the inner thigh. The bear groans and begins to stagger back but you do not relent, bringing a series of rapid punches and palm strikes towards the bear's chest and upper legs. Before you can knock the beast off it’s feet however another pair of shadows loom and you realize that in your combat high you had forgotten your other two opponents.

>Roll me 2d100

Rolled 26, 74 = 100 (2d100)

>>2127026

Rolled 75, 33 = 108 (2d100)

>>2127026
Is it frowned upon if we cook bear meat later? I am not quite sure how the view that stuff since they are still technically animals.

Rolled 2, 16 = 18 (2d100)

>>2127026

Rolled 16, 31 = 47 (2d100)

>>2127026

Rolled 47, 47 = 94 (2d100)

>>2127026

>>2127280
damn, dubs

Rolled 86, 32 = 118 (2d100)

>>2127026

Rolled 32, 38 = 70 (2d100)

>>2127026

Rolled 93, 95 = 188 (2d100)

>>2127026

>>2127843
Holy shit anon, calm down there!

Rolled 11, 16 = 27 (2d100)

>>2127026

>>2127869
No

Ah fuck I didn't know Weaver had a DB quest too.
Following this shit for sure

>>2127918
For some reason he decided to be really coy about it and not use his actual name for about 3-5 posts.

>>2127919
speaking of names, forgot I had mine on.
That said, I think it's perfectly fine to be coy about DB quests right now, especially considering the rep they have around here combined with the recent resurgence.
Let's hope this doesn't turn out like a slog similar to the current "standard" DB quest.

>>2127923
I hope anons decide to pick a proper waifu in this one.

>>2127957
>waifus
how abooouuuut... an OC?

>>2127962
Fine.
As long as she's not a loli or related to us.

>>2127957
Launch or some other character of the day. Maybe.

>>2127995
I'd be in favour of Launch

>>2127923
Why do we never pick android18?

>>2128210
That's Krillin's girl

As with Icarus, all waifus are on the table. After all this is a whole new universe of possibilities!

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>>2128224
Even Ran Fan?!

>>2128228
I mean, if that’s what you want? Though I think she’s already married in db?

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>>2128230
As far as I remember she was just using her wiles to win fights. She was married in Som's super human quest

>>2128238
Som had her married in super human dbz quest because she's married canonically, sorry anon.
>>2127957
Are you saying you have a problem with bulma or videl? because depending on your answer there may be potential fisticuffs involved. Though I am partial to Launch in this one, it's basically two waifus in one

>>2128228
>>2128238
The only thing she has going for her is her fetish for public striping

>>2128210
To be honest krillin kinda needs all the help he can get with women.

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Launch is cute and I find it funny that you need to romance her twice.

Should I just make a list of Waifu-able Waifus?

>>2128329
Nah. Let the chips fall where they may

>>2128329
No point, we're all on board with the Launch. All systems are go.

And isn't Caff a little young to be caring about this sort of thing?

>>2128367
I mean, he's 14. There's nothing wrong with thinking that 'I think this girl is cute' or 'I like this girl' but it would be mostly nebulous shit.

>>2127843
Also, Damn fuckin well done Brit!

I'll be writing post while i continue to sink into horrifying anxiety

>>2128380
Yeah. We should wait a few years in game to care about romance