“-AHAHAHAAA! Ohh...”

You finally get a hold of yourself, waving off your loyal subjects scattered about the club as a few remaining chuckles escape your throat.

The Tamaranean floor managers and hostesses smother the emerald flames rising from their hands, returning to their duties as if nothing had happened. Many guests can be seen looking at their bubbly alien companions with concern, having just seen their true selves under the hospitable guise they once wore.

“Ah, ah hell...” You start, adjusting the velvet tie resting in your ghostly suit.

“I might lose customers for breaking the immersion like that, but it was worth it!”

Sportsmaster's eyes are filled with anger as he glares at you from behind his mask, while on the other hand Cheshire seems quite amused.

“Impressive. You're starting to make me think we weren't needed at all.” She muses.

“You aren't, really.” Umi chimes in as he stands next to you, focusing on texting staff with his phone rather than focus on the two assassins in front of him.

“Between the space babes, space dudes, us, and the boss... No one's gonna be causin' us trouble.”

“You'd be surprised at how many of us think the same thing, only to have our business interrupted by a couple of brats.” Sportsmaster grumbles.

“It pains me to agree, but he has a point. We'll need to at least have a quick rundown of your building infrastructure before the arranged meeting.” Cheshire shrugs as she admits this.

You rub your chin, thinking about what to say next.

“A 54-story grand tour, huh...” You ponder.

A: “Alright, why not! I don't mind showing my stuff off!”

B: “Hold on, what do you mean by a couple of brats? You guys are getting hassled by some kids?”

C: “Fair enough, but I want to know who I'm meeting with exactly. I need names.”

D: “I have staff for that. Umi will show you around, I need to check on some things here first.”

[One vote permitted]

>>2315403
B: “Hold on, what do you mean by a couple of brats? You guys are getting hassled by some kids?”

lets rock

>>2315403
>B

>>2315403
>B: “Hold on, what do you mean by a couple of brats? You guys are getting hassled by some kids?”

>>2315403
>C: “Fair enough, but I want to know who I'm meeting with exactly. I need names.”

>>2315403
>B: “Hold on, what do you mean by a couple of brats? You guys are getting hassled by some kids?”

>>2315403
>A: “Alright, why not! I don't mind showing my stuff off!”

>>2315403
>[One vote permitted]
>No write in
I guess
>B
it is. But can we laugh at sportsmaster even harder now? A bunch of kids are giving him trouble on top of him being called Sportsmaster

>>2315403
>C

I think Reno has enough streewise to remember the Titans.

>>2315403

>C

If anything he could be refering to us, no need to make him think we're stupid

>>2315458
Guess this proves way he turned to crime. Since with his skill he could have be a excellent gym teacher, but he would be constantly beaten by his students if he did so.

>>2315469
I think people are picking B. More because it's another chance to indirectly insult sportsman.

>>2315474

Eh, wording could go either way

>>2315465
>implying the titans are the only youth supers going around.
Guy said brats, that can be a lot of people both hero and villain.
We shouldn't assume, for all we know it could have been the ex-Hive Five making a power move or preying on another criminal's plans, it could be some young hero group other than the titans too.

>>2315403
>C: “Fair enough, but I want to know who I'm meeting with exactly. I need names.”

>>2315496
doesn't really matter if it's Ex-hive we will kill then if it's the titans we will maime then or maybe cripple some. Wonder if Robin want to be like batman so much if we can break his spine like bane did to the bat.

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>>2315545
Easy there edgemeister, you'll cut yourself on that edge

>>2315403
>B

Hearing the guy called Sportsmaster is having trouble with kids is too rich, and you almost start laughing at him again. However, for the sake of your guests you resist causing another ruckus.

“Hold on, what do you mean by a couple of brats? You guys are getting hassled by some kids?”

“They aren't just some kids.” Sportsmaster growls.

Cheshire gets a serious expression, folding her arms.

“Not all of them are kids either.” She adds.

“The Justice League has put together a task force of proteges to go on covert operations. We've had several run ins with them at other supposedly secure facilities, so you can understand why we're cautious despite what we've seen so far.”

“... Fair enough.” You say with a shrug before facing Umi.

“Keep the guests happy and have security run four-man patrols on each floor. Two Tamaraneans and two of ours in each squad, and tell them to rendezvous on the 26th floor after the sweep.”

“You got it, boss.” Umi complies with a bow before stepping away.

You turn to the duo and silently urge them to follow you, leading them through the club floor to a set of golden elevator doors.

“Heh, I just remembered something.” Cheshire purrs, stepping inside the elevator once it opens for you all.

“Your wife suggested slaughtering all these men when you first wanted to take on the Oni. Imagine if we actually went with her plan.” She says with a dark chuckle.

“Ahah... Yeahhh, don't mention that around her.” You advise with a nervous laugh.

She softly chuckles again while Sportsmaster just glares you both, folding his arms in impatience.

“Focus, little girl. We got a job to do.”

Cheshire just gives him a scornful look as he turns his attention to you.

“Can we move this along?”

A: “Sure, I'll run you through the structure in no time at all.”

B: “Of course! In fact, I'll even introduce you to a special force of my own...”

C: “After you apologize to Chesh, sure.”

D: “Why don't you focus on the elevator music while I catch up with my friend here? Play with your fantasy sports team or something.”

E: [Write in]

[One vote permitted]

>>2315549
He nicked me good, boss.

>>2315559
>D: “Why don't you focus on the elevator music while I catch up with my friend here? Play with your fantasy sports team or something.”
This sounds flirtatious.

>>2315559
>B: “Of course! In fact, I'll even introduce you to a special force of my own...”

>>2315559
>D: “Why don't you focus on the elevator music while I catch up with my friend here? Play with your fantasy sports team or something.”

>>2315559
>D: “Why don't you focus on the elevator music while I catch up with my friend here? Play with your fantasy sports team or something.”

>>2315559

D: “Why don't you focus on the elevator music while I catch up with my friend here? Play with your fantasy sports team or something.”

>>2315559
>B: “Of course! In fact, I'll even introduce you to a special force of my own...”
YES ITS GINYU TIME

>>2315559
>B

>>2315559
>B

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>>2315559
>E: [Write in]
"Yeesh, relax Sport, being a dick won't make this elevator or the walk go by faster, just terrible." Turn to Cheshire "You have my condolences, if I had to work with this guy I'd die, really, just kill myself. I'd PERSONALLY put a gun to my head and shoot myself, and I have a wife and kid, that's how much this guy bums me out."

>>2315559
>B: “Of course! In fact, I'll even introduce you to a special force of my own...”
Guys, it's happening

>>2315559
>B: “Of course! In fact, I'll even introduce you to a special force of my own...”

>>2315559
>B: “Of course! In fact, I'll even introduce you to a special force of my own...”

>>2315559
C

>>2315559
>B

You smirk to yourself, hitting the button that will take you to the 52nd floor.

“Of course! In fact, I'll even introduce you to a special force of my own...”

Cheshire raises an eyebrow.

“Why do I get the feeling I should be worried about them?” She asks, a hint of concern in her voice as the door closes.

“Because you should be! I personally trained them myself, and even as we speak they're going through rigorous combat training...” You say in a devilish tone, eager to display the deadly techniques you've passed on to five of your elite warriors.

“Yeah... The implications of your personal training is what worries me.” She mumbles.

As the elevator rises to the top floors, you elaborate on the contents of Battery Tower, detailing the offices, living quarters, and even designated training floors that lay beneath your personal living space at the top floor.

“... And here they are.” You finish as the elevator reaches its destination.

The doors slide open only to reveal a short, obsidian tiled hallway leading to a single door.

On the face of the door lies a symbol similar to that of the Oni, but the demon face now wears a pair of sunglasses while a set of five stars rest under it.

You all make your way over to the solitary access way, smirking back at your entourage as you knock on the front of the door.

“Get ready for a real display of power.” You boast before opening and displaying the contents within.

All that anyone can focus on is the lineup of Tamaraneans in varying sizes in shape, all kneeling with their heads down and their arms out to their sides. Their armor matches that of your other soldiers, but they all have a special insignia over their hearts that match the one on the door. Seeing it, one could guess that this particular group is quite special...

[TO BE INTRODUCED IN THE FOLLOWING POSTS]

>>2315807
Oh god i'm already dying.

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>>2315807

>>2315807
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lD9xdrKoGI

“SHOOOOOUUUUU!!!”

The farthest to the left cries out raising both his arms, his hands aimed downward as he violently raises his head. He jumps to his feet as his wild weave of long hair flows behind him, showing a confident grin as his pair of thousand-dollar sunglasses glimmer in the light. He leans forward and windmills his long locks of scarlet hair before standing on one foot and twirling his body in place, the other leg raised high towards his chest as he looks over his shoulder, giving a thumbs up.

“I'M FLARE!” He proudly shouts, his voice reminiscent of a stereotypical surfer.


“RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!”

The seven-foot tall giant that was next to Flare rises, his roar shaking the room as he stands and flexes his boulder-like muscles. His bald head shines as he grins under his perfectly trimmed handle-bar mustache, standing on his tippy-toes as he raises his arms in a V shape.

“I'M RAY!!!” He roars again, still keeping the confident smile as he subtly struggles to keep his balance.

“HAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIII!!!”

The lady farthest to the right does a ballerina twirl as she rises to her feet, throwing out an elegant kick as she gracefully spins in place, her scarlet hair following her motion like a ribbon. She displays far greater balance than the giant in the group, holding herself up on the front end of her boot just before descending in a curtsy, looking up with a wink and a smile.

“I'm Ultraviolet~!” She sweetly announces.


The dark haired Tamaranean next to her simply stands, holds up a peace sign and sighs.

“I'm Eclipse...” He says in an unenthusiastic tone.

“HOO-AH!”

The last one kneeling between all four of them jumps and flips forward, facing you all as he gives a salute mid-flip. He lands with his free hand behind his back and his legs raised and spread off the ground,displaying his incredible agility and posing in a single motion.

“I'M NOVA!”

“AND WE'RE HERE TO RUIN YOUR DAY! WE ARE--”

The chant in unison as Nova springs himself off the ground to join a unified pose with the others.

They all kneel with their arms pointing in opposing directions except for Nove, who has his arms evenly spread to complete the wide V shape.

“--THE THUNDERFORCE!”

The room is silent except for your excited clapping, proud of how far your royal guard has come in their routine.

Cheshire just stands there in shock, her face starting to become red as her mouth hangs open.

Meanwhile, Sportsmaster looks like he's about to have an aneurysm.

“Is... Is this a joke?!” He stammers out from behind his mask, his tone irking you.

[CHOICES IN NEXT POST]

>>2315834
I love them already

>>2315834
A: “No, that's their introduction! They practice this as much as their fighting, although Eclipse has a hard time doing the moves...”

B: “Here, I'll introduce them one by one. Let's see...”

C: “Hey! Show my men some respect! I may laugh at your stupid name, but if you get work even with a name like that, then you've got the skills to back that name up, right? I expect the same of my royal guard!”

D: “Ahh, you guys are great... Well, let's keep moving along!”

>>2315843
>C: “Hey! Show my men some respect! I may laugh at your stupid name, but if you get work even with a name like that, then you've got the skills to back that name up, right? I expect the same of my royal guard!”

>>2315843
>C

>>2315843
[One vote permitted by the way!]

>>2315843
>D: “Ahh, you guys are great... Well, let's keep moving along!”

>>2315843
>C: “Hey! Show my men some respect! I may laugh at your stupid name, but if you get work even with a name like that, then you've got the skills to back that name up, right? I expect the same of my royal guard!”

>>2315843

C: “Hey! Show my men some respect! I may laugh at your stupid name, but if you get work even with a name like that, then you've got the skills to back that name up, right? I expect the same of my royal guard!”

>>2315843
>C: “Hey! Show my men some respect! I may laugh at your stupid name, but if you get work even with a name like that, then you've got the skills to back that name up, right? I expect the same of my royal guard!”

>>2315834
You’re good and you should feel good, OP.

>>2315843
>C: “Hey! Show my men some respect! I may laugh at your stupid name, but if you get work even with a name like that, then you've got the skills to back that name up, right? I expect the same of my royal guard!”

>>2315843
C.

>>2315843
>C: “Hey! Show my men some respect! I may laugh at your stupid name, but if you get work even with a name like that, then you've got the skills to back that name up, right? I expect the same of my royal guard!”

>>2315834
>C
Oh god i love then.

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>>2315843
>B: “Here, I'll introduce them one by one. Let's see...
Good shit

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>>2315843
>C

You glare at Sportsmaster.

“Hey! Show my men some respect! I may laugh at your stupid name, but if you get work even with a name like that, then you've got the skills to back that name up, right? I expect the same of my royal guard!”

“Yeah, like, don't be a bummer dude.” Flare says, standing up with the rest of The Thunderforce.

“You're like, the second most bogus person here next to Eclipse.”

“I asked to be personally trained by the king, not dance routines...” He quietly mumbles, looking at the ground as Ultraviolet invades his personal space with a big hug.

“Aww! Don't listen to Flare, you'll get the moves down some day!” She encourages him, her voice full of honey.

“That's... That's not the issue-” Eclipse tries to speak up, but he's interrupted by one of the six doors swinging open directly behind the elite soldiers.

In the doorway stands Amazo, the dangerous machine you remembered to swipe from the Batcave several years ago. Thanks to your Boomtube, it was a simple task. You doubt you'll have an easier time breaking into the cave again, though.

“Pizza has been acquired.” Amazo says in his droning voice, holding up 12 extra large pizza boxes in one hand while carrying a large bag filled to the brim with large soda bottles in the other.

“Tubular!”

“AWRIGHT!”

“Outstanding!”

“Hooray!~”

“I... I didn't want pizza...”

“WHAT?!” Both Cheshire and Sportsmaster shout as they see the infamous power-copying robot.

“Hmm?” You wordlessly inquire, giving them a confused look.

“What's wrong?”

“Amazo?! You're the guy who has Amazo?!” Sportsmaster snarls his question out, unable to take his eyes off him.

“We've been trying find him for our organization for years now!”

“Reno, level with me... Why do you have this ridiculous cheer-squad employed when you have AMAZO OF ALL THINGS IN YOUR POSESSION?!” Cheshire hisses, her face red out of embarrassment. Her feelings either come from the scene in front of her, or the fact that she brought such a prestigious leader to meet with you and having to look at this.

A: “I didn't wanna. He's better used for helping train my men rather than as a solitary guard. Besides, he's super easy-going and will do anything you ask!”

B: “But that'd be too easy. I want there to be a chance of someone fighting their way through my guys and reaching the next floor. I worked really hard to make it the perfect fighting space.”

C: “Because I don't want people to know I have him? It'd be annoying if everyone suddenly wanted to bother me for my robot friend.”

D: “You guys are so judgy... Here, let me tell you more about the team!”

E: [Write in]

[One vote permitted]

>>2316030
>C: “Because I don't want people to know I have him? It'd be annoying if everyone suddenly wanted to bother me for my robot friend.”
i stil want to know what happens when we transform him

>>2316030
>B: “But that'd be too easy. I want there to be a chance of someone fighting their way through my guys and reaching the next floor. I worked really hard to make it the perfect fighting space.”

Reno you fucking dork

>>2316030
A: “I didn't wanna. He's better used for helping train my men rather than as a solitary guard. Besides, he's super easy-going and will do anything you ask!”

>>2316030
>C: “Because I don't want people to know I have him? It'd be annoying if everyone suddenly wanted to bother me for my robot friend.”

>>2316030
>E. Cause you shouldn't force someone to do the things for you. I mean i have these guys but they follow me out or respect ording Amazon seems...dunno wrong? Besides it wouldn't be fare and he works better as a trainner for my troops.

>>2316030
>Reno acquires one of the few things that could kick the Justice Leagues ass and uses him for training and getting food

I NEED to see Batman's reaction to this.

Also will add >>2316071

>>2316076
Funny part is that it will be safer with Reno because he would never use Amazo for figthing since Reno would rather be the one doing the punching. And also it wouldn't be fun.

>>2316030
>A
I mean they've trained to fight, more successful than not mind... let's see, Batman, Martian Manhunter, an AI copy of the Joker I have slaved and locked in a vault...Wonder Woman...
Point is he makes for a very adept personal trainer.

>>2316047
>>2316053
>>2316071
>>2316076
We have a tie! I'll give a 5 minute tie breaker to vote between:
>C
>E

>>2316091
Why not both?

>>2316091
>E

>>2316094
Because I permit only 1!

Sorry for the one votes, I'm trying to pace things for the meat of this session!

>>2316094
>[One vote permitted]

>>2316091
>>C

>>2316091
>>E

>>2316030
>C: “Because I don't want people to know I have him? It'd be annoying if everyone suddenly wanted to bother me for my robot friend.”

>>2316091
>E

>>2316091
>>C

>>2316030
>C:

>>2316030
>E

You shrug.

“Because you shouldn't force someone to do things for you. I mean, I have these guys doing all these dynamic and spectacular poses for me, but that's out of loyalty and respect. Ordering Amazo, a guy I literally stole twice and has nothing to do with my people... I dunno, wrong? Besides, he's better as a trainer. Using him as a defensive option wouldn't be fair.”

“Fair?! Are you stupid?!” Sportsmaster snarls, starting to get in your face as he points at your elite guard.

“You have something strong enough to take on the Justice League by itself, and you use it to fetch pizza to keep it fair?! That isn't some robo-buddy for your circus troupe to hang out with, it's an autonomous super-weapon!”

Even Cheshire gives you a foul look, no longer finding your antics amusing.

“Hey, you don't know Amazo. He actually enjoys normal stuff.” You argue, looking towards the orange-haired machine.

“Hey Amazo, what's your favorite movie?”

“Forrest Gump.” It answers with its dull tone.

“See?! He likes Forrest Gump!” You point out, frustration showing in your voice.

“This is ridiculous... We're leaving.” Cheshire finally speaks up, pulling out a phone from one of her pouches.

“I'm sorry, but our group was entirely wrong about you. You aren't some imposing space tyrant, you're a manchild with too much money and time on their hands!”

Her words sting, but before you have an opportunity to retort one of your men speak up.

“Lord Reno, permission to speak freely to our guests?” Nova asks, moving closer to the three of you while the rest of the team scarfs down pizza.

“... Go ahead.” You answer with a smile.

He nods, looking to Cheshire and Sportsmaster.

“I know what you're thinking. That we're jokes, that we're incapable of fighting or taking conflict seriously, and that something so bizarre looking at a glance could pose a real threat to anyone or anything...”

A wicked smile spreads across his lips.

“The Drenthaxians and their Gordianian mercenaries thought the same thing. Right up until we slaughtered them all.”

[Continued in the next post]

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>>2316244
>“Hey Amazo, what's your favorite movie?”
>“Forrest Gump.” It answers with its dull tone.

That gave me a hearty laugh Mach, I love it.

>>2316244
Cheshire cocks an eyebrow at him, caught off guard by the sudden tonal shift. Her eyes along with Sportsmaster's suddenly go wide with surprise as the other members aside from Eclipse start cackling.

“Yeah, that's right. We burned that planet to cinders and violated their resources.” Ray says with a big, menacing grin.

“Buncha losers didn't expect to die by a circus-troupe, did they?” Flare openly asks, his shades lowering as he looks at Sportsmaster directly in the eyes.

“Hehehehe, It was fun watching them all melt, even their ugly little babies!” Ultraviolet happily chirps before shoving a gooey slice of pizza in her mouth.

Eclipse just sighs, looking at the food with disdain.

“Well, that's what happens when you order a hit on our queen, I guess.” He adds, turning his head to the two guests.

Cheshire and Sportsmaster now have a look of shock on their face, as if finally realizing that these goofballs might've had some prior experience before coming to Earth.

“You can call it genocide, but really it was target practice. It fixed my aim at least.” Eclipse ends with a shrug, reluctantly grabbing a slice and watching cheese droop off the surface.

With them still looking at your men in disbelief, you just smugly look at them before turning to go back to the elevator.

“Come on, my wife should be home soon.”

[To be continued in the next post]

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>>2316271
Oh yes this is the good stuff.

Also who would win a fight? Doomsday or Amazo?

>>2316244
I mean, just because we're a manchild with an excess of time and money doesn't mean we can't also be a space tyrant. In fact, I'm willing to bet most tyrants are pretty manchildish.

>>2316294
>
just look at kim jong un

>>2316294
Darkseid was just a manchild that wanted to find the anwser to a very hard equation.

Oh god i just realized that if our elite guards use Amazo as a trainning dummy. Reno most certanly does the same.

>>2316309
>It could take on the Justice League by itself!
-It could, it did.
>So why?!
-A. That's a huge fucking ruin my day sign because it always loses.
-B. It can replicate their powers, which means I can have a one on one trainer for any member with powers.
-C. One day it will either follow me out of loyalty. Or be stolen again and remember in an existence defined by slavery and servitude I gave it a choice.

But nah you're probably right guys, it's not like I thought through the ramifications of using Amazo as a weapon on this particular planet.
I'm still the same violence addicted goofball at heart.
(Which is true but I don't see them needing to be mutually exclusive)

>>2316337
D. Blackfire said if i started using Amazo i would end up looking weak to my men

E. Rena really likes him for some reason and when she is in a bad temper i leave Amazo to watch her while me and her Mom take a time for ourselfs.

>>2316271
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AK51LblcEOw

You've now reached what should be the roof of the building, but once the doors open your guests are greeted with a sight that they certainly weren't expecting.

The roof itself has become a spacious Japanese garden, complete with blooming cherry blossom trees and a large ornate bridge stretching over a vast koi pond. Ahead of the bridge and falling pink pedals is a large mansion, its décor a mix of eastern and Tamaranean influences.

“Nice space dojo. Christ this place...” Sportsmaster murmurs, but you ignore him as you all approach your home, crossing the bridge slowly to take in the sights.

Stepping up to the large, canvas door, you slide it open and step casually inside, leaving your loafers by the door. You look back only to furrow your brow at the assassins refusing to show the same respect.

“Whatever.” You grumble, making your way through the foyer and down the hall. Among the 4 present door ways, you head into he first one on the right into the living room.

“Go on ahead and send your guys up.” You look back at them before facing the living room again.

“Blackfire will be here any minute now. I'll check in with the kitchen crew in just a-...Oh.”

Your living room is about the same as any other millionaire's. A Large, luxurious sofa, pristine white carpeting, a giant bookshelf lining the wall filled with things you'll never read, a over sized TV with Control Freak's library of blu-rays resting in the cabinet underneath it, and of course a fake fireplace to set the mood.

But there is one thing out of place. A small, white haired Tamaranead girl in UFO pajamas, curled up and asleep on the couch.

You smile at your precious daughter, feeling a warmth in your chest at the sight of her. She must've stayed up waiting for her mother to get home, but she couldn't make it.

A: Wake her up.

B: Carry her to her room and put her to bed.

>>2316355

B: Carry her to her room and put her to bed.

>>2316355
>A: Wake her up.
Her mom will probably be touched that she "stayed up" so long, and the fact that she fell asleep doesn't have to leave the mouths of those present.

>>2316355
>A

>>2316355
>A: Wake her up.

>>2316355
>B: Carry her to her room and put her to bed.

>>2316355
>B: Carry her to her room and put her to bed.

>>2316355
>A: Wake her up.

"Wow daddy, you know Jason Voorhees?"

>>2316355
>A

Make sportsman daaw at the little kid.

>>2316355
>A: Wake her up.

>>2316355
>A
Reno lives dangerously.

>>2316370
Wait untill she calls Cheshire 'aunty Ches'

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J99Xhjy3Xaw

>>2316355
>A

You walk over to the couch quietly and carefully take a seat next to your duaghter.

Reaching out to her, your run a gentle hand over her head of soft hair to wake her.

“Mhhh...” Her soft voice whines as her eyes shut tightly for a moment. You can't help but let out a small laugh at her reaction as she begins to wake.

After some more stirring in her sleep, her eyelids slowly flutter open as she reaches up at whatever's touching her head.

Once she feels your hand, her head turns to see you, her eyes drowsily half-open.

“Daddy...?” She asks with a yawn, beginning to wake up.

“Hey princess. Did you get tuckered out waiting for mommy?” You ask, petting her back as she stretches her arms and squeaks out a yawn.

“No...” She denies, shaking her little head as she turns herself to hug onto you.

You chuckles as you put an arm around her tiny frame, hugging her back.

“Good, because she'll be home soon.” You tell her with a smile, but you pull your head away to hear your refrigerator door being slammed shut.

Glaring out into the hall at the sounds of Sportsmaster probably raiding your fridge for beet, you can feel Rena perk up with excitement against you.

“Mommy?” She asks, starting to get a bit bouncy.

A: “Uhh, no. Those are Daddy's friends. Mommy and I are having them over to talk about grown up stuff, so you need to be on your best behavior and stay in bed when they're over, okay?”

B: “Nope, just an old friend of mine and some other guy. You want to meet them?”

C: “Ugh, no. They're some guys that are going to talk our heads off. I'm not looking forward to it, kiddo.”

D: “Ummm... Hey, tell me what you did today! Did Daddy's Thunderforce play with you?”

E: [Write in]

[2 votes permitted]

>>2316475
>B: “Nope, just an old friend of mine and some other guy. You want to meet them?”

>>2316475
>B
So cute

>>2316475
>B: “Nope, just an old friend of mine and some other guy. You want to meet them?”

>>2316475
A: “Uhh, no. Those are Daddy's Soon to be businesses partners. Mommy and I are having them over to talk about grown up stuff, so you need to be on your best behavior and stay in bed when they're over, okay?”

Don't tell her that they are friends or anything. We don't want our kid being fucking kidnapped or too trusting.

>>2316475
>C: “Ugh, no. They're some guys that are going to talk our heads off. I'm not looking forward to it, kiddo.”

>>2316485
Meh if they kidnap her we will fucking kill then.

also wouldn't C be a best option then A then?

>>2316475
>B: “Nope, just an old friend of mine and some other guy. You want to meet them?”

>>2316475
>B: “Nope, just an old friend of mine and some other guy. You want to meet them?”

>>2316475
>B: “Nope, just an old friend of mine and some other guy. You want to meet them?”

>>2316496
MIght be, I also just might be retarded

>>2316475
>C

>>2316503
Come on anon. Don't be so hard with yourself.

>>2316496
"Go ahead and kill us, you can't unkidnap your daughter!"

>>2316281
>Also who would win a fight? Doomsday or Amazo?
Doomsday. If Amazo pulls a win out of his ass, then Doomsday will come back and ram that win right back where it came from.

>A: “Uhh, no. Those are Daddy's friends. Mommy and I are having them over to talk about grown up stuff, so you need to be on your best behavior and stay in bed when they're over, okay?”

>>2316475
>B

“Nope, just an old friend of mine and some other guy. You want to meet them?”

Rena looks away for a minute, then excitedly nods her head.

“Alright, come on!” You tell her, standing up and opening your arms for her.

She laughs a flies right into your chest, letting you catch her in a big hug!

You carry her over to the kitchen, holding her close as you walk in to see what the two have been up to.

The kitchen shares a large space with the dining room, and you have a wide cooking area that accompanies it. The cooking area itself covers the entire back will, taking up space with three stoves lined up next to each other, two grills, a sink and almost endless cabinets filled entirely with cereal boxes. Your daughter goes through at least ten a day. Aside from that, you have an incredibly large fridge and separate counter top adjacent to the rest of the utilities, but other than that there's nothing special.

Like you imagined, Sportsmaster was already lifting his mask up to poor one of your bottles of beer into his gut, earning a disapproving look from Cheshire leaning against the large counter.

“Why do you have twenty jugs of milk in your fridge?” He asks after giving you a passing glance, not really noticing your daughter.

“Because my little princess loves cereal. Don't you?” You smile down at Rena, who just beams right back up at you.

“Yup!” She chimes, and the sound of her voice causes Cheshire to finally see Rena, making her cover her mouth in surprise.

“Oh. My. Goodness!” She uncharacteristically exclaims, hurrying over to meet your daughter.

“Reno! Why didn't you tell me about her?!” She asks, smiling with adoration.

“Hi! I'm Rena and I'm five!” She proudly tells Cheshire.

It surprises you how much Cheshire likes your kid as she happily takes interest in her name and age.

“You are?! That's so great! I'm Cheshire, and I can become a cat! Watch!” Cheshire turns to hide her face for a moment, only turning around once she's retrieved her mask and worn it for the girl to see.

“Ooooh!! Pretty!!” She compliments excitedly, reaching towards Cheshire to touch the protective gear.

The happy moment is disrupted by Sportsmaster slamming his bottle on the counter, putting his mask back on.

“I'm gonna give the green light for him to come up. Jesus...” He growls, his boots stomping heavily across the floor as he leaves the room.
Cheshire just removes her mask and scowls at where he was standing before looking back at you with a sincere smile.

“I can never get a solid read on you. One moment you're an idiot, the next you're a good father.”

[Votes in next post!]

>>2316676
A: “I didn't realize you had such a thing for kids... Are all women like this?”

B: “Wait... I'm picking up on something subtle all of a sudden. Am I correcting in assuming that you and Sportsmaster are...”

C: “If you want, you can be her Aunt Cheshie. The kid's already got 3 other aunts.”

D: “So... Who am I meeting again? It's safe to disclose that now, right?”

E: [Write in]

[2 votes permitted]

[Sorry for the late post! Had to take care of something!]

>>2316680
>C: “If you want, you can be her Aunt Cheshie. The kid's already got 3 other aunts.”

>>2316680
D: “So... Who am I meeting again? It's safe to disclose that now, right?”
A: “I didn't realize you had such a thing for kids... Are all women like this?”

>>2316680
>C: “If you want, you can be her Aunt Cheshie. The kid's already got 3 other aunts.”
>D: “So... Who am I meeting again? It's safe to disclose that now, right?”

>>2316680
>C: “If you want, you can be her Aunt Cheshie. The kid's already got 3 other aunts.”

>>2316680
>C: “If you want, you can be her Aunt Cheshie. The kid's already got 3 other aunts.”

>>2316680
>C
>D

>>2316680
B: “Wait... I'm picking up on something subtle all of a sudden. Am I correcting in assuming that you and Sportsmaster are...”
D: “So... Who am I meeting again? It's safe to disclose that now, right?”

>>2316680
>C: “If you want, you can be her Aunt Cheshie. The kid's already got 3 other aunts.”
D: “So... Who am I meeting again? It's safe to disclose that now, right?”

>>2316680
>E
"Bringing your 5 year old daughter to meet supervillain assassins is good parenting? Don't have kids."

>>2316680
C: “If you want, you can be her Aunt Cheshie. The kid's already got 3 other aunts.”
D: “So... Who am I meeting again? It's safe to disclose that now, right?”

>>2316676
>C
>D

“If you want, you can be her Aunt Cheshie. The kid's already got 3 other aunts.”

“Aunt Kori, Aunt Violet, and Aunt Black!” She happily reveals, looking at Cheshire eagerly in hopes of having another.

“Well of course I will! In fact, I bet I'll have a child of my own for you to play with!” Cheshire promises, inciting happy giggles from your daughter, but a curious look from you.

“Wait, what?” You ask, making sure you heard her correctly.

She sighs, still showing a smile.

“Don't tell, er, Sportsmaster but... I found out recently that I'm pregnant.”

“Oh.” Is all you can get out at first, caught off guard by the good news.

“Oh! Congratulations, Chesh! So, who's the dad? Please don't tell me it's--”

“NO! God no! Ugh! He's my... It's just not him and don't give me that mental image ever again!”

Cheshire scolds you, causing Rena to snicker.

“As for the real father, it's complicated. A subject for another time, preferably.” She says as she regains her composure.

“Oh, sure yeah... So... Who am I meeting again? It's safe to disclose that now, right?” You ask.

“It should be... You both will be speaking with Master Ra's Al Ghul.” She says, her tone filled with deep respect and loyalty from your perspective. You've heard your people speak of Blackfire in an identical way.

“... Who?” You ask, unable to even imagine how to spell the name.

“Just call him Mister Ghoul, daddy!” Rena chimes in. If your daughter wasn't being so precious, you're sure Cheshire would give you a nasty earful explaining who he is. Instead, she uses a much kinder approach.

“He's the leader of The League of Shadows, and you should treat him with every ounce of respect you have in your body. No jokes. I mean it.”

“Alright, I got it, sheesh. I can be respectful, especially to a guy who leads a bunch of ninjas. That's rad as hel-I mean, heck.” You say, smiling nervously at your daughter as you avoid uttering a swear in front of her.

Suddenly the sound of a door opening is heard, followed by a voice that puts Rena in an excited fit.

“Ughhhhhhhhhh!!!!! I'm home!”

[Continued in next post.]

>>2316794
Violet? I might be retarded but I can't think of who that is.

>it's complicated
Oh no, they cloned a penis from our corpse.

>Ra's Al Ghul
I hope he's Irish.

>>2316875
Ultraviolet, maybe? From our squad?

Who's auntie black?

>>2316883
I assumed Lady Black, our parting with her wasn't too bad right? And she was pretty disarmed after meeting our sister.

>>2316883
The telekinetic goth from HIVE. Smoked a lot, swore her weight in daddy issues, apprenticed to Slade.

>>2316893
Yeah, she was great.

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>>2316794
“You would not believe what kind of shi-”

Your wife, Blackfire stops as she reaches the doorway. Still dressed in her royal garb with a ornate eye-patch resting over one of her eyes, she looks at the girl ready to escape your clutches and braces herself for impact.

“MOMMY!” Rena shouts, flying from your arms at high speeds and crashing into Blackfire like a cannonball of love.

“Ouuf! H-Hey there sweetie!” Blackfire chokes out, hugging her daughter tightly after recoiling from the impact.

“What are you doing up so late?! Pretty Princesses need their beauty sleep!”

“She wanted to stay up until you got home so I let her. Apparently you're more worthy to tuck her in than I am.” You tell Blackfire, giving your wife a loving smile.

She returns the expression, walking over to you and planting a soft kiss on your lips.

“Well, she got what she wanted... Okay, Rena. You need to get to bed so we can have our grownup time, so give your father a night-night kiss.” She speaks sweetly to her child, holding her up so she can reach you better.

“Night-night daddy, I love you!” She says with a peck on your cheek.

“Love you too princess. Sleep tight.” You tell her with a kiss on the top of her head.

Before Blackfire leaves, she exchanges a smile with Cheshire, the kind that two women who feel hostile to each other give so everyone can pretend that there isn't tension.

“She still hates me.” Cheshire comments.

“Well yeah, you're female and standing next to me.” You joke, getting Cheshire to share a small laugh with you.

“She seems like a great mom, despite that. I can tell she really loves you.” She admits, showing a sincere smile that quickly vanishes as Sportsmaster suddenly emerges from the hallway, grabbing Cheshire by the arm and pulling her away.

“What the hell are you doing?!” She snaps, but the man in the hockey mask keeps his focus on you.

“Put your mask back on little girl. There's been a change in plans, and now this meeting is a powder keg ready to go off!”

“What are you talking about? What changed?!” She frantically asks.

“The meeting's now Ra's... Plus one. If you remembered the briefing, you can guess who could make this volatile.” Sportsmaster answers, and it only takes Cheshire a few seconds to understand the mysterious implications.
You just look at them both like they're crazy, but your attention is taken away as two sets of footsteps approach from the hallway.

[Continued in next post]

>>2316932
Oh I bet it's Lex

>>2316932
>Ra's isn't Liam Neeson.
D R O P P E D
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>>2316932
>Ra's brought someone
>its probably some asshole we really don't want to see like luthor.
well we are gonna get rekt, shit.

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>>2316932
First emerges an older man in green regal attire, dressed in a high-collared green cloak decorated in gold. His eyes are as green as his cloak, and the gaze they give is incredibly daunting. His face is aged with wisdom, a combed head of black hair with gray streaks and a wild black mustache decorating his visage.
He speaks, and his words are filled with dignity and grace as he addresses you.

“Greetings, Reno. I'm Ra's al Ghul, the head of The League of Shadows. Cheshire has spoken highly of you... Somewhat, but you and your wife's achievements have been noticed by us.”

You feel frozen by the man's presence. It's not out of fear, but respect. You can feel a sense of great importance and wisdom from him, and that presence makes you hesitate questioning him.

“Us?” You ask, on edge about who you'll see next.

Ra's closes his eyes with dismay for a moment, but none the less introduces the man who appears next to him.

“I'm sure you're familiar with him...” He tells you, and he's far from wrong.

Dressed in dark business attire is a man you've only seen in pictures and on television, but his ties to you run deep. Beneath his bald head is a smug smile filled with pride as he extends an arm toward you, offering a proper greeting. His words are oozing arrogance as he addresses you.

“Lex Luthor, owner of Lexcorp. It's been a while, Reno.”

You look at his hand, then at his smug face.

A: Take his hand.

B: Extend your arm.

[One vote permitted]

>>2316968
>A: Take his hand.

>>2316968
>A: Take his hand.

>>2316968
>A: Take his hand.

Not in our home.
Not yet, at least.

>>2316968
>B

>>2316968

A: Take his hand.

>>2316968
>A: Take his hand.

>>2316968
>A: Take his hand.

>>2315834
.......MOTHERFUCKER MADE A GINYU FORCE!?

>>2316968
>A: Take his hand.

>>2317000
>be king of an entire planet
>literal space tyrant that already genocided a couple species
we are literally DC frieza right now, no shit we are gonna get a ginyu force.

>>2317018
Naw mate, we Cell. Blackfire's Frieza.

>>2317018
Main difference is
1. We did not exterminate our entire race for lulz
2 We fug the Dc saiyan royalty not kill it.

>>2317029
Perfection when?

>>2317048
When we absorb Superman and Captain Marvel

>>2316968
what is the difference between the two? Are they not both handshakes?

>A: Take his hand.

>>2317054
A is handshake, B is punch.

>>2316968
>A

There will be a time, but not today.

You will give him a taste of what's to come, however.

Stepping forward, you take his hand in a firm grip.

Luthor's smile widens, as if he earned some small victory by getting you to shake his hand instead of doing something brash like the others feared.

However, that smile fades as your grip becomes painfully stronger, causing Lex to wince and grunt as his brought to the brink of having its bones crushed.

Your eyes shine with a red glow as you stare Lex down, feeling the heat rise under your eyelids.

“We have unfinished business. After tonight, expect me.” You warn him, letting go of his hand.

Lex jerks it away and rubs it tenderly, his face showing contempt rather than fear.

“I'll schedule you for brunch next week...” Lex remarks, looking down as his hand dully throbs.

You turn away, watching as Cheshire and Sportsmaster ease up now that your opportunity to sucker punch Luthor has passed.

“I'll request for the food to be brought up. You two are welcome to join us.” You tell the two masked fighters, silently making your way to the dining room table.

[TO BE CONTINUED]

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That's all for this week! Thank you all for participating! I hope you're enjoying the events so far!

As always, I'll be around for questions and bullying!

>>2317074
>Your wife, Blackfire stops
missed a comma

>>2317069
Thanks for running, what would have happened had we punched Luthor?

Is Doomsday out there, somewhere?

>inb4 "Take his hand" means we literally take his hand by ripping it off his wrist

>>2317087
It would've revealed a ability you unlocked over the past 5 years sooner, but it would've mostly made Blackfire yell at everyone.

also Yes!

>>2317079
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>2317094
Does Rena make Kori think about having a kid of her own?
What were Rena's first words?
Where is Kyd?

>>2317116
Better question, when will Ches give our daughter a playmate, and when can we schedule visits?
>>2317029
Sounds about right.
>>2317053
We shall achieve perfection.

>>2317127
I maintain that we must bully Nightwing into having a kid with Kori so Rena can have a proper rival

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>>2317094
>also Yes!

>>2317129
Our daughter should grow up in a peaceful time.

>>2317127
>We shall achieve perfection.
Doesn't that mean someone's son will blow us up?

>>2317135
And hat, be like her conquered cousins on Tamaran? Nah, fuck that!
She will be an even-handed princess of war and conquest, with her mother's cunning, her father's heart, and their combined strength.

>>2317129
And I support this glorious idea.
>>2317135
Nah, that means they'll die trying to blow us up. Like how dad failed. And there is no better peaceful time to give our daughter some fun like her own rival.
>>2317144
She is WMD all on her own.....and were so proud of her.

>>2317116
Maybe!

"Dada!"

In Europe, all I'll reveal!

>>2317153
thats adorable.

>>2317152
>they'll die trying to blow us up
That's what happened to Goku, not Gohan.

>>2317153
Can we hire Lobo to kill Doomsday and keep them both out of our way forever?

>>2317153
Tattoo reveal when!?

How often does she even see Kori? Only on holidays?

>>2317175
Nope! That's too easy!

>>2317176
Soon!

Every now and then. It's hard for Blackfire to not see her sister because she loves how happy it makes her daughter.

>>2317193
Does Blackfire have a collection of eyepatches for different occasions and outfits?

>>2317193
Has she finally dropped her seething hatred and had it turned into the Tamaranean version of republican vas. Democrat?

Also how can we not afford to regrow her eye or give her a robot one?

>>2317193
>Nope! That's too easy!
Rats.

Does Blackfire shave Rena's eyebrows like hers?

>>2317135
>Doesnt that mean someone's son will blow us up?
Only if we we fight in a meme superpowers tournament named after ourself.
>>2317153
Any plans concerning Apokolips?

>>2317224
>Only if we we fight in a meme superpowers tournament named after ourself.
Oh no we're doomed.

That's exactly something Reno would do!

>>2317229
Nah he'd name it after his wife or daugher

>>2317233
My favorite trope is Evil Villian, Loving Husband and Father

>>2317233
The Blackfire Battle Royale?
The Rena Arena Rumble?

>>2317257
>The Rena arena
>Not the A-Rena Punch Palace

>>2317233
What if Blackfire had it organized it for his birthday?

>>2317074
Wait, how come no Aunt Barb, Aunt Cass, or Aunt Lain?

>>2317265
Blackire would come up with some edgy name, or rip-off a tournament from one of Reno's favorite shows/movies/books.
>WELCOME TO GOREFIST BUDAKAI 2010! WHO IS THE STRONGEST UNDER THE HEAVENS?!

>>2317198
Yes!

>>2317203
Sort of!

She has her own reason!

>>2317223
That's just how their eyebrows grow!

>>2317224
Yes!

>>2317267
She hasn't met them yet!

>>2317309
>That's just how their eyebrows grow!
Our Weeaboner must be bursting at that.

>>2317309
>She hasn't met them yet!
Now that's just a shame. I would love to see Cass try to awkwardly deal with an affectionate toddler.

Has Reno spoken with Babs since he left?

>>2317309
After having Rena, did Reno gain a powerup in the form of Dad Strength?

>>2317371
Nope!

>>2317379
He hasn't had a moment where he's had to Henshin: Papa Bear Mode yet!

>>2317398
That's a double shame

Damn

>>2317398
>Henshin: Fatherly Love
>Also known as "how to wipe all life from the milky way with a single punch"

Does Rena like anime

>>2317611
She likes coloring!

>>2317684
>She likes coloring!
:3

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>>2317611
>>2317684
>Reno sitting on the couch as giant combined mecha clash on screen.
>"Look Rena, look! This is awesome right!? You can totally feel the manliness exuding from this, the cheesy over the top speeches, the score, the animation! Aaah~ Daddy would destroy entire planets if it means he can watch more anime..."
>Rena is lying on her belly on the other side of the couch, kicking her legs while she hums and paints in her coloring book.
>"... Control Freak would understand..."
>Reno looks at a picture of the fat teen that gave him his suit, taken too young, he runs a hand through it's acne riddled face.

>>2317875
Straight up, if Darkest Night happens we have to do all we can to make sure Control Freak gets to stay around after.

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