let's rock fuckers

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>Blik related

>>2381376
>my first post in quest
I'm ready to fuck shit up with double nat ones here we go boys

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>You are Takahiro Tetsu
>And you are a good boy.

"You know, it feels like we haven't really been doing much lately, huh?" You say, taking another bite of your freshly picked strawberry while you dip your feet in the running stream. Beside you Hanabi giggles slightly as the small fish nibble at her toes, and behind you Shino and Ino hold hands. You've enough respect not to stare at such a lewd display.

"What do you mean?" Ino asks. "We've been attacked I don't know how many times in the last month alone. That not enough for you?"

"No no," You say, shaking your head. "I mean, we haven't really done much, like us four in general." You turn around, removing your feet from the water and facing Ino now, ignoring the interlaced fingers of her and Shino. Such boldness from a new couple. "During the recent kidnapping, none of us were part of the team to go and rescue Hinata."

"Why, you ask Taka?" Shino says, slipping another strawberry into his mouth. There's a large basket of freshly picked ones beside him. His grandmother picked them or something, you can't remember. "It's simple, we were trapped behind a barrier at the time, unable to assist in any way."

"Besides," Ino says, getting another strawberry herself. "It's not like we would've been much help. We're lucky Hiki and Neji were outside of the barrier when this happened, or else Hinata-" Ino stops, looking behind you at Hanabi, her face showing embarrassment. "Sorry Hanabi, I didn't mean that."

"It's fine." Hanabi says, her giggling stopped. "I'm just glad to have my sister back...even though I'm not going to have as much time to spend with her now."

>A. "What do you mean?"
>B. "Well, you can still always hang out with us."
>C. "Does this have anything to do with your dad becoming Hokage?"
>D. Get another strawberry, these things are delicious.
>E. Write-in

>>2381422
>C. "Does this have anything to do with your dad becoming Hokage?"
>D. Get another strawberry, these things are delicious.

>>2381422
>A. "What do you mean?"
>B. "Well, you can still always hang out with us."
>D. Get another strawberry, these things are delicious.

So the plans for this thread are as follows.
>Follow Taka and his friends around as they, well, act like kids. Might get into trouble, but probably not since Hiki's a good boy.
>Switch over to Susumu as he's training Sasuke and Shikamaru in the ways of Dank Jutsu. This should be...interesting.
>Switch over to, you guessed it, Sinchu and see what random event ya'll roll for what's happening. Hopefully it involves babes!

>>2381446
>>Follow Taka and his friends around as they, well, act like kids. Might get into trouble, but probably not since Hiki's a good boy.

>>2381422
>>A. "What do you mean?"

>>2381449
Nah nah we ain't voting yet man, that's just how things are gonna' go is all, I'm just givin' ya'll a heads up.

>>2381422
>Hold hands with Hanabi
>B

>>2381453
I don't think that was a vote, just greentexting you because you called taka hiki again

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>>2381404

No, this is Blik related

>>2381422

>A. "What do you mean?"
>B. "Well, you can still always hang out with us."
>Hold hands

>>2381461
Goddammit why do I keep doing this, even after all these threads!
>>2381467
>>2381455
>>2381443
Alright then, calling it
A, B, and then hand holding wins it.

Ohohohohohoho.
Roll me some 1d5's please. Let's see who walks in on your precious hand holding. Hohohohohohoho.
Taking fifth roll
>1. Hiashi
>2. Elder Hyuga
>3. Neji
>4. Hinata
>5. Hanabi's Maid

Rolled 3 (1d5)

>>2381471

Rolled 4 (1d5)

>>2381471

Rolled 4 (1d5)

>>2381471
Best Neji now.

>Might get into trouble, but probably not since Hiki's a good boy.
>Hiki's a good boy.
>Hiki's

You did it again Moon...

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>>2381478

Rolled 5 (1d5)

>>2381471
Come on Hinata!

Rolled 3 (1d5)

>>2381471

>>2381487
Neji it is.

Hmmmmm.

At least it wasn't the Maid.

Writing.

We still need one more roll

>>2381493
Eh you would think that the maid would be okay with this forbidden love display.

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You frown a bit at the sadness in Hanabi's voice. It sends your inner Taka into a mad frenzy. What could possibly make your friends sad? Whatever or whoever did this is gonna' get a stern talking to from you. "What do you mean?" You ask Hanabi, turning back to face her and scooting a bit closer.

The little Hyuga lets out a sigh, just staring at the little fishies as they nibble on her toes instead of giggling like she was awhile ago. "With father becoming Hokage that means he can no longer be the Head of the Hyuga Clan. There's too much personal bias in it." You nod, having been told that's why the Third wasn't the head of the Sarutobi Clan. "Which means the next in line to inherit the title must become the new Clan Head. And that's me."

"Whaaaat?" Ino asks as she lets go of Shino's hand, much to his dismay, and crawls over to the little girl. "They can't do that right? I mean you're just a little kid!"

Hanabi frowns, and you're not sure if it's because of the little or kid comment. "This is something that's been decided for a while, I've been preparing myself for this for a long time...I just," She looks close to tears. "I just thought I'd have a little more time is all."

"Well, even if you are the Clan Head, you can still always hang out with us." You say, reaching over and grabbing Hanabi's hand. It's fine because it's only lewd when couples do it. Suzu said so. "Ain't that right guys?" You ask the others.

Shino nods. "It would take a mountain to separate us. Why? Becau-"

"We'll always be your friends Hanabi, don't worry about it." Ino says, cutting off her boyfriend.

You smile as you see Hanabi's own smile start to blossom. What a nice day. You blink as you see Neji approaching from the the other side of the stream, Lee and Tenten with him. You wave. "Hi Neji!" Hanabi blinks, then looks over and see Neji herself.

Neji stops his conversation with Lee and Tenten, waving back at the rest of you. Then he stops, his eyes focusing in on something. Wait, did he just activate his Byakugan? Why is he staring so hard at your and Hanabi's hands? You watch as he rushes across the water, kicking up fish as he does, before stopping right in front of you, leaning in close to your face. "Taka...."

"N-neji." You say, gulping slightly.

"What are you intention with my cousin?" He asks. At your confused look he points down to the two of you holding hands.

>A. "Whaaaaaat? But we're not a couple, just super best friends."
>B. "I hold hands with everyone. You can ask anyone. Go ahead, ask Lee and Tenten, they'll tell you the same."
>C. "I was trying to cheer her up because she's sad about becoming the Clan Head."
>D. "I do what I want."
>E. Write-in

>>2381547
>>C. "I was trying to cheer her up because she's sad about becoming the Clan Head."
I'm so tempted to start a fight...

>>2381547
>C
>Give Neji a strawberry, everyone likes strawberries

>>2381547

>C. "I was trying to cheer her up because she's sad about becoming the Clan Head."
>E. "How many hands have you held in your life time?"

>>2381547
>>D. "I do what I want."
>and then start holding both her hands
>IN FRONT OF HIM

>>2381547
>>C. "I was trying to cheer her up because she's sad about becoming the Clan Head."

>>2381547
>C

C it is.

Writing and then I have to go get some food for me and my dad.

>>2381602
Okay and please try to buy something that won't make you bleed from your ass.

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"I was," You start, then Neji leans in a little bit closer. Wow, he's got really big eyes. "I was trying to cheer her up because she's sad about becoming the Clan Head." You answer, causing Neji to blink in surprise and lean back, looking down at his younger cousin. "She's very upset about it you know?"

"Oh," Neji says, clearing his throat and walking up onto the bank with the rest of you. "I uh, apologize for jumping to conclusions." Neji scratches the back of his head, then sighs. "Hanabi, I realize how worried you might be because of this, but you don't have anything to worry about, Hinata and I will be looking out for you the entire time."

"I know," Hanabi says, grasping your hand a little tighter. "But I still feel like I'm not going to have anytime to have fun."

Hmmm, Hanabi's still pretty down about this, maybe there's something you can do to make her cheer up. "Hanabi, what if...."

She blinks, looking up at you. "What if what?"

"What if..."

>A. "...I became the Clan Head for the Tetsu's? Then we'd get to hang out a whole lot!"
>B. "...I became your bodyguard!"
>C. "...I became your instructor! I'm really, really smart."
>D. Write-in

>>2381630
>B. "...I became your bodyguard!"

>>2381630
>A
So it begins...

>>2381630
>>B. "...I became your bodyguard!"
>if need be then neji and hinata can show me how to fight

>>2381630
>A. "...I became the Clan Head for the Tetsu's? Then we'd get to hang out a whole lot!"

>>2381630

>B. "...I became your bodyguard!"

>>2381630
Changing>>2381643
To
>B

>>2381630
>>C. "...I became your instructor! I'm really, really smart."

>>2381630
>A

If Taka replace Susumu as the head. susumu can go and live with Kiba's mom and the tetsu can still be a clan.

>>2381630
>>2381653
Changing back to
>A
Because I'm a indecisive little prick

Looks like B it is, surprising really.

Give me some 1d100's.
DC 72

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>2381744

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>2381744
Reeeeé

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>2381744

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>2381744
The worst option, yeeeey

>>2381756
Worst option, but you got best roll.

Ohohohoho
I'll wait for the final guy to roll before continuing, but who's ready for Bodyguard Taka?

>>2381756
Oh the irony

>>2381744

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>2381630
come on one!

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>2381744
>>2381772
FUCK

>>2381778
Dammit! So close!

Alright so I apparently missed the part where one guy switched back from switching before, so....

>A. Stick with my current mistake and make Hiki a Bodyguard
>B. Switch over to Hiki telling Hanabi that he'll be the next Tetsu Clan Head.

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>>2381791
>>B. Switch over to Hiki telling Hanabi that he'll be the next Tetsu Clan Head.
>Hiki
AGAIN?!

>>2381791

>A. Stick with my current mistake and make Hiki a Bodyguard

Let's roll with it

>>2381797
GODDAMMIT!

>>2381791
>B

>>2381791
>>A. Stick with my current mistake and make Hiki a Bodyguard
YOU DID IT TWICE?

>>2381791
>B. Switch over to Hiki telling Hanabi that he'll be the next Tetsu Clan Head.

>>2381791
>B. Switch over to Hiki telling Hanabi that he'll be the next Tetsu Clan Head.

>>2381791
>B because Hanibi being close with the Tetsu clan head will give Hiashi a fit

Okay cool we're switching over to Hik-I mean Taka telling Hin-I mean Hanabi that sh-HE'S going to be the next Clan Head.

Fuck my life, writing.

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Hmmmm, if you were Hiki you'd offer to become Hanabi's bodyguard, protecting her from harms way all the time with your muscles and steely determination. But you're not Hiki, you're Taka. Taaaaaakaaaaaa. "...I became the Clan Head for the Tetsu's? Then we'd get to hang out a whole lot!" You say, leaning forward and grasping Hanabi's hand in both of your hands now. "If we're both Clan Heads then we can both go to the meetings together and then hang out and talk about, I don't know, taxes and junk while playing.

"R-really?" Hanabi asks, tears welling up in her eyes. "You'd do that, for me?"

You nod, eye filling to the brim with determination. "Of course I would Hanabi, we're friends!"

"As touching as this is," Shino says, crawling to wards the two of you like a caterpillar. "You still have the problem of actually becoming Clan Head, don't you Taka?"

"Hmmm, I guess so. But Susumu acts like he doesn't want to be Clan Head a lot so I'm sure he'll let me take the position if I ask nicely enough." You say, not letting the idea of Susumu saying no get you down. "Besides, if that doesn't work out I can just become Hokage." You look around at everyone, expecting them to laugh or smile at your joke, but surprisingly nobody is.

"Hmmm, Taka as Hokage...." Neji rubs his chin, looking deep in thought. "I could see that."

"Wh-what?" You say, smiling but looking confused at the same time. "C'mon guys, that was a joke. I can't really be Hokage."

"Why not?!" Ino asks, getting up in your face now. "You're smart, you're healthy finally, and you're getting trained by one of the most powerful shinobi in the Leaf right now. I think if anyone's got a chance of becoming Hokage among us, it's you Taka."

You gulp. You...Hokage?

>A. "But, what about Naruto? He's always going on about how he's going to be Hokage."
>B. "I don't know, would I really look good in that funny hat they have to wear?"
>C. "Nah. C'mon guys, there's no way I could become Hokage. There's way too many other people worthy of the title."
>D. Silent reflection
>E. Write-in

>>2381856

>B. "I don't know, would I really look good in that funny hat they have to wear?"

>>2381856
>D
>Smirk.

>>2381856
>C. "Nah. C'mon guys, there's no way I could become Hokage. There's way too many other people worthy of the title."
>E "I would rather nominate Hiki as Hokage, he is way more suited to that" and nervously laugh and rub your head

>>2381856
>>A. "But, what about Naruto? He's always going on about how he's going to be Hokage."
we cant hurt the feelings of our friend naruto now can we?
or can we?

>>2381856
>D. Silent reflection

It's not the worst idea.

>>2381856
>>D. Silent reflection
YES, I was hoping this would come up sometime.

D it is.
Roll me some 1d100's
DC 90 to come to a realization. Nothing bad will happen if you fail this.

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>2381903

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>2381903

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>2381903
REALIZE!

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>2381903

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>2381903

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>2381903

Eh, at least you didn't get a 1 and fuck it up.

Writing.

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You sit there, staring down at the reflection of yourself in the fast moving stream. The water carries everything down stream, but your reflected eyes continue to stay in place, staring at you. Would it be so out there, you think, to have hopes that high? You care for everyone, and what is a Hokage's job if not to love his Village? And it's as Ino said, you're strong now, you're healthy and you're learning.

Is it so bad to dream?

But then, could you make the hard choices? Could you punish those who break the law, or hurt others? Are you even capable of it? You look down at your reflection, and you swear for the smallest of seconds you yourself with darker hair and small, jutting horns coming from your brow. But the image is gone before it was even there, leaving you wondering if you even saw it at all.

"I'd need to think about it." You say finally, letting out a sigh as you stand up. Hanabi stands with you, still holding your hand, a worried look on her face. You smile, patting her on the head and trying to put her worries at ease. Even if you can't put aside your own. "For now, who wants to go get some bread at my sisters shop?"

>Well that was weird
>Hey let's see how Susumu's doing with his training of Sasuke and Shikamaru
>Roll me some 2d100's.
>DC for both are 60

Rolled 55, 4 = 59 (2d100)

>>2381953

Rolled 67, 18 = 85 (2d100)

>>2381953

Watch me pass both

Rolled 15, 19 = 34 (2d100)

>>2381953

Rolled 45, 60 = 105 (2d100)

>>2381953
double nat 1

Rolled 21, 24 = 45 (2d100)

>>2381953

Rolled 3, 72 = 75 (2d100)

>>2381953

Congrats, you passed.

This'll be fun.

Writing.

>>2381971
huh my id changed

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>You are Susumu Tetsu
>And you're in charge of training two kids for some reason.
>Also not old.

"Right, so the basic reasoning behind messing with someone's hearing first is that unlike sight or smell, it's much harder for someone to realize they've been caught up in a Genjutsu if you're messing with their hearing." You stand in front of an old chalkboard, on it are many basic and some complicated diagrams and examples of the lesson you're trying to teach. Really, the last time you used this thing was when you caught Sinchu using it to hold bets on a Beetle race, and smacked him upside the head with it.

This time however, you're using it to teach two bright....somewhat bright young minds. Sasuke and Shikamaru. The two of them couldn't be any more opposite even if they tried. While Sasuke was writing shit down faster than you could talk, and paying attention like his life depended on it, the Nara kid was as lazy as could be. Hell the only reason he was here was because that scary ass woman of a mother of his forced him, and you, into this. "Any questions?" You ask, rubbing the back of your head as you watch Shikamaru lazily raise his hand. "Yes?"

"When are we gonna' take a break?" He asks, earning the ire of your entire being. "It's been like an entire hour since we started right? What a drag."

"Seriously?" Sasuke asks, frowning at his learning companion. "Susumu's the best Genjutsu user in the Village, and you're complaining he's giving us too much of his time?" Ahhh, Sasuke's a good kid. Makes your cold heart melt.

Shikamaru just balances his pencil on top of his nose. "Hey man, I'm not here because I want to be, I'm here because I'm forced to. Besides this is all pretty basic stuff he's teaching us anyways. If it were more interesting, maybe I'd be more inclined to want to hear more."

Boring? Little no good...."Alright Shikamaru, since you're the expert here on what's basic and not, why don't you tell me what you want to learn?"

He sits up finally, though he's still got that bored expression on his face. "What'd you use to beat Orochimaru?"

You become stone faced, trying to hide the surprise of the kids question. Sasuke even leans forward a bit, he himself looking interested in your answer for this question.

>A. "Shit you ain't prepared for."
>B. "Forbidden technique that can cost the user his or her life."
>C. Shit, better think of something fast. "Hey, you two wanna' spar with your buddy Susumu?"
>D. "I punched him." You lie to children? Shame.
>E. Write-in

>>2382023
>E. Write-in
"A buddy of mine gave him a really good time"

>>2382023
>E. Write-in
"Have you ever drank the big bottle of cleaner under your sink? The whole thing? I'll tell you that if you can't do that casually with some cereal, it's nothing you want to learn."

>>2382023
>>A. "Shit you ain't prepared for."
>>B. "Forbidden technique that can cost the user his or her life."
>>E. AND BEFORE YOU ASK NO IM NOT TEACHING YOU

>>2382052
Supporting.

>>2382023

>A. "Shit you ain't prepared for."
>B. "Forbidden technique that can cost the user his or her life."
>E. "He was a lightweight."

>>2382023
>>B. "Forbidden technique that can cost the user his or her life."

>>2382048
Support

Ooooooh, looks like we all tied up.

>>2382048
Support this.

>>2382023

Supporting this>>2382052

>>2382052
>>2382048
Tied between these two.
I'll leave it open another ten minutes while I shit.

>>2382048
switching

>>2382096
couldnt you combine them?

>>2382048

I'll go for this

Shit was quicker than I expected.

Aaaaand the write-in wins.

Roll me some 1d100's
Sasuke's DC is 65
Shikamaru's is 9
Just. Nine.

>>2382096
I mean if you could combine. Because i bet sasuke and Shikamaru would say they are both capable then you use the write in here >>2382048 to explain they are not prepared. But we could train then to be.

Rolled 10, 50 = 60 (2d100)

>>2382113
Huh

>>2382113
I'm sorry, I mean 2d100's.

Rolled 95, 98 = 193 (2d100)

>>2382113

Rolled 40, 51 = 91 (2d100)

>>2382113
YEET

Rolled 63, 78 = 141 (2d100)

>>2382113

Rolled 90, 65 = 155 (2d100)

>>2382113

>>2382121
WE'RE VERY GOOD AT CONVINCING THEM IT SEEMS

>>2382121
Welp i guess they are convinced.

Rolled 26, 61 = 87 (2d100)

>>2382113

Congrats, you scared some children.

Writing.

>>2382133
Truly one of the few things Susumu lives for.

>>2382133

It's our right granted by the Chaos Gods

>>2382133
I mean we would offer Hiki to learn using the catterpillar but Suzu would kill us if she finds out we did it.

>>2382150

Telling you man, Monster Hunter dragons

>>2382155
thats incredibly dumb you hair pulling piece of shit

So after the time skip i sugest we help Sasuke awake the Magekyou Sharigan by offering him the same batch we gave to his dad.

>>2382155
>>2382162
children, calm yourselves

>>2382155
>>2382162
Actually there are dragon summons and they live in the sand. So...since Hiki os dating Temari he could go there and try.

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You sigh, taking out a cigarette from the pack you keep on you. You turn your thumb and middle finger into iron, making sure the thumb itself is coarse, before you snap your fingers, creating a good enough spark that it ignites your thumb, which you use to light up the cigarette. Part of you feels like showing off a cool way to smoke in front of two impressionable kids is a bad idea, but you don't really care at this point. "You two ever drink bleach before?"

They both cringe, sitting back in their seats at your question. "Who in their right mind wou-" Sasuke starts, but you cut him off.

"Cause if you can't drink that shit with a bowl of cereal and then ask for seconds, you don't wanna' know what went down between me and Orochimaru." You lean forward, forcing yourself not to smile at the sheer horror in either kids eyes. "So then, ya' still wanna' learn what I did to that snake bastard?'

"N-nah." Shikamaru says, averting his gaze from you. "But still," He starts, causing you to frown. "You could at least teach us something cool by now."

"You're a bit of a whiner aren't you?" You ask, putting out the cigarette as you cross your arms.

Shikamaru shrugs. "I get it from my dad." Well, that's true.

You sigh, scratching your head a bit before relenting. "Alright then, what do you two wanna' learn? Nothing forbidden!" You add, wagging your finger at the two.

"Something that doesn't require a lot of effort." Shikamaru says, unsurprisingly.

"A high level jutsu, something strong." Sasuke asks.

Hmmm....

>A. "Something easy to learn then." Shikamaru's suggestion.
>B. "Something high level, and strong then." Sasuke's suggestion.
>C. "How about a little of both?" Both suggestions.
>D. "You sure you don't wanna' just improve on your current abilities?" Susumu's suggestion.
>E. Write-in

>>2382175
>>C. "How about a little of both?" Both suggestions.

>>2382175

>C. "How about a little of both?" Both suggestions.

>>2382175
>C. "How about a little of both?" Both suggestions.

>>2382175
>C. "How about a little of both?" Both suggestions.
>E. Write-in: Shikamaru already has the ying energy from his clan so teaching him the kage bushin would be a good idea. The kage bushin can be used to scout distract and to train he just need one fucking seal to use it and the rest is just chakra control. To Sasuke...we can help him unlock the next level of his sharigan the mangekyou.

>>2382175
>E. teach them teamwork ninjutsu

like using sound gengutsu to communicate silently with teammates

or ninjutsu to relay to one another visual information for things youve seen

>>2382218
>ninjutu
GENJUTSU

>>2382218
>Support

Add self genjutsu to slow down time

C it is.

Now.....

>A. Demonic Illusion: Tree Binding Death
>B. Temple of Nirvana
>C. Dank Smoke: Red Eyes of Doom

>>2382239
>B. Temple of Nirvana
i gotta

>>2382239

>B. Temple of Nirvana

>>2382239
>C. Dank Smoke: Red Eyes of Doom

>>2382239
>>B. Temple of Nirvana

>>2382239
>>C. Dank Smoke: Red Eyes of Doom

>>2382239
>>C. Dank Smoke: Red Eyes of Doom

>>2382239
>B

>>2382239
>B. Temple of Nirvana

>>2382239
>B

Temple of Nirvana it is.
This is actually a pretty useful jutsu. It's the shit they used to knock everyone out in the Konoha Crush at the beginning.

Right then, 2d100's. No dc, let's just see how well they do. Sasuke's first, Shikamaru's second.

Rolled 67, 69 = 136 (2d100)

>>2382266

Rolled 57, 93 = 150 (2d100)

>>2382266

Rolled 71, 30 = 101 (2d100)

>>2382266

Rolled 93, 66 = 159 (2d100)

>>2382266
GO SAUCE
GO SLOTH

Rolled 26, 64 = 90 (2d100)

>>2382266

Rolled 40, 5 = 45 (2d100)

>>2382266

>>2382268
>>2382272
OH SHIT

UNEXPECTED RIVALRY GO

>>2382272
>>2382268
>They tied
Ohohohohohhoho
This is gonna' be hilarious.

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Oh, you got just the thing to teach them. "Alright let's step outside." You say, sliding the doors open to the fresh, evening air. "Last thing I need if you kids making a mess inside." You have them follow you a bit until you're beside the giant tree in the middle of the compound, Shikamaru looking bored while Sasuke looks on intensively. "Right, so I'm gonna' teach you the Temple of Nirvana Technique, either of you heard of it before?"

"No." They both answer. Well shit.

"It's a high level Genjutsu technique that can knock out a whole crowd of people if they aren't prepared. Makes them see white feathers floating around, and then they get all sleepy and pass out." You explain. "A high level shinobi should be able to break out of it most of the time, but if you catch them off their guard it'll still work." You point to two spots in front of you. "Now, I want you two to stand in front of each other, and use it on each other, just follow my seals like so...." You show off the correct hand seals, Sasuke already activating his Sharingan, while Shikamaru just lazily nods.

"So, are you just checking to see if we can do it, or to see which of us can perform it and block it too?" Sasuke eyes, casting a small glance at Shikamaru.

"Eh, either or." You admit, scratching your beard. "Tell ya' what, if neither of ya' get put under we'll go get ice cream."

"What kind of ice cream?" Shikamaru asks.

"The cold kind, not come on, do the jutsu." You wave your hands at the kids. They turn and face each other, performing the seals like you showed them. Sasuke's a little stiff but he's on point, while Shikamaru's loosey goosey. God what a weird saying. Surely enough you watch as the white feathers fall down, of course this isn't enough to knock you out, you're a goddamn Genjutsu master after all, but it is funny to watch what happens next.

Sasuke blinks, already looking sleepy, and for a second you feel like Shikamaru might have this in the bag, until he too begins to wobble about all tired like. Within seconds of casting the jutsu, both kids collapse to the compound floor, snoring loudly.

"Well, looks like I'm the only one gettin' ice cream today." You grin, picking up both of the kids and putting them inside the house. You smile down at them, proud of them both. You step outside, where the four domesticated bears are currently playing poker with each other behind the house. "Hey, watch over the kids while I go and get some ice cream."

"Rrrawaawwr?" The biggest one asks, tilting her head at you.

You roll your eyes. "Fine fine, I'll pick up some honeynut cheerios for ya' too."

"Rrrraaw?" The smallest one asks.

You sigh. "Aaaand some salmon chunks."

The bears smile happily, rushing over to you and giving you one giant ass group hug before moving on to watch the kids. Man, your life is weird.

>END
>That's all for now, startin' to get a headache.
>HOpe you all had fun
>Any questions?

how do sauce and nart feel about being family?

how does susumu deal with technically being the head of 2 clans?

>>2382338
Oh shit the bears are back. I look forward more to see our Inuzuka-Tetsu kids with bear partners than OC donut steel Hikimari kids that everyone tries to sell me.

>>2382338
Thanks for the run Moon! This the last session before timeskip?

>>2382403
Nah nah, we'll do some more tomorrow for sure.
>>2382380
Well he's only the head of the Tetsu Clan, Tsume's head of the Inuzuka clan.
They're kids are....sort of a bridge.

>>2382846
Isn't Tsume girl being instructed to be the clan head?

>>2382866
She is.

This board suddenly only has 1 ongoing Naruto quest, honestly surprised considering how popular they tend to be

>>2383600
Basically guys make more naruto quests is what im saying

Alright so, question time!
Out of these three, who do you want to play as?

>A. Sakura
>B. Choji
>C. Akamaru.

>>2384295
>Sakura

>>2384295
>>C. Akamaru.
YES TIME TO BE A GOOD BOY

>>2384295

>C. Akamaru.

Time to be a good pupper

>>2384295
>C akamaru

>>2384295
>C

>>2384295
>>A. Sakura
Also moon i just caught up. I want to say that i know that relationships are relatively permanent in Narutoverse, but I'd still ask you to consider whether breakups could happen, just for the sake of an interesting quest. Doesn't have to be Hiki and Temari, for example

>>2384295
>C
Time to be the best pupper.

>>2384295
>C

>>2384295
>C. Akamaru.
Bork bark

Overwhelmingly in Akamaru's favor.

Writing.

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>You are Akamaru
>Bark

Your stumpers pound against the ground as you run around Home, your snooter sniffing the scents in the air until you can finally get a scent of Brother Kiba. You pause, your blinkers narrowing a bit as your snooter also picks up Angry Momma Tsume. She's scary. She's big. She's also got a litter. The others told you that the man who smells funny and has a shiny head mounted her many moons ago, and then she mounted him. You are glad you did not see that, your thumper would've jumped straight out of your chest.

Still, if you can not see Brother Kiba, what can you do? You sit down on your rumper, your peanut going into overdrive as you try to consider what to do. You could sneak into Brother Kiba's room again and tear up some of his funny picture squares. He likes using his blinkers on them, especially the ones with the naked girls.

Or you could run over to Sad Hinata's and lick her face. She used to like that. Her pack is scary though, especially the old one, his face hangs off his skin like the jowls of a wise dog, but he is short.

Your thumper begins to pick up as you get a very funny idea. The White Wolf. His one blinker has stared at you once or twice, and you felt a shaking in your stumpers every time. Maybe he would like to play?

>A. Tear up Brother Kiba's picture squares.
>B. Go and lick Sad Hinata's face. Beware the old short one.
>C. See if the White Wolf wishes to play.
>D. Walk around in a circle for ten seconds and then decide it's not time to pee.
>E. Write-in

>>2384339
>C
We shall bring the power of the daw to Kakashi.

>>2384339

>B. Go and lick Sad Hinata's face. Beware the old short one.

>>2384339
>C. See if the White Wolf wishes to play.

>>2384339
>>B. Go and lick Sad Hinata's face. Beware the old short one.

>>2384344

Actually I'll switch to

>C.

We made the right choice here boys

>>2384339
>C

Gotta embrace the alpha destiny

>>2384339
>>B. Go and lick Sad Hinata's face. Beware the old short one.

>>2384339
>C

we are wolves

C it is.
Writing.
Actually....
Roll me a 1d5, taking third roll.
>1. Guy
>2. Asuma
>3. Kurenai
>4. Iruka
>5. The Evil One.

>>2384339
>>B. Go and lick Sad Hinata's face. Beware the old short one.

>>2384339
>C. See if the White Wolf wishes to play.

Rolled 5 (1d5)

>>2384362

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>2384362

>>2384367
......

Rolled 1 (1d5)

>>2384362

Rolled 3 (1d5)

>>2384362

>>2384370
Kurenai it is.

Writing.

Rolled 3 (1d5)

>>2384362
woops messed that up

Rolled 3 (1d5)

>>2384362

>The Evil One

Huh?

>>2384367

Fucking shit man

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You nod your noggin, you shall confront the White Wolf and see if he wishes to play with you. If not, then your death shall be a glorious one. You quickly lift up your back stumper and pee on the front door to Brother Kiba's room, letting him know that you will be back later. Best not to worry him. You would leave him a stinker too, but you don't have the time.

You little stumpers carry you quickly through the streets of Bigger Home, rushing past other humans. Some of them coo at you and wish to ruffle your fluff, but you are determined and push on.

The hardest part comes when you pass by the bread shop, owned by the nice Iron Suzu with the shapely back stumpers. You have noticed Brother Kiba staring at them a lot. The smell wafts into your sniffer, your little peanut overwhelmed by the desire to have some melty, buttery bread in your chewer. NO! You shake your noggin, moving on. There will be time for that later.

Soon your little stumpers bring you to the White Wolf, and he is not alone. He sits on his rump with a female across from him, she smells like the Smoker Asuma slightly. Your little peanut cannot process this right now. Instead you lay low to the ground like Brother Kiba taught you, and begin sneaking your way closer to them.

"...akura's been building a motorcycle of all things if you can believe it." The White Wolf says, his blinker staring down at one of the picture squares without pictures that he always carries with him.

"Well at least she's doing something besides training. Hinata won't even come eat with her Team anymore." Ah! You recognize this lady, she's Leader Kurenai! For some reason you feel like your blinkers haven't seen her in a long time, at least 19.5 threads.

The two of them are talking, unaware of your presence. The White Wolf though, he sees all with that blinker. You have to be careful here.

>A. Sneaky sneak behind him and jump on his head. He's at least two Brother Kiba's tall! Imagine the world you'll see!
>B. Walk over and pee on his leg. Let the White Wolf know of your intentions.
>C. SQUIRREL!
>D. Pretend to be maimed, drag yourself over to them and whine. You have gotten many a kibble this way.
>E. Write-in

>>2384397
>>B. Walk over and pee on his leg. Let the White Wolf know of your intentions.

>>2384397
>A
Remember pupper, this is a sneaking mission...

>>2384397

>A. Sneaky sneak behind him and jump on his head. He's at least two Brother Kiba's tall! Imagine the world you'll see!

>>2384397
>A. Sneaky sneak behind him and jump on his head. He's at least two Brother Kiba's tall! Imagine the world you'll see!

>>2384397
>>A. Sneaky sneak behind him and jump on his head. He's at least two Brother Kiba's tall! Imagine the world you'll see!

>>2384397
>>A. Sneaky sneak behind him and jump on his head. He's at least two Brother Kiba's tall! Imagine the world you'll see!

Alright we'll go with A.

Now roll me 1d100.
DC is 88

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>2384428

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>2384428

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>2384428

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>2384428

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>2384428

Ya' passed, writing.

Gonna' have to be the last one for now fella's. I need food and then I need to head off for work.

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Sneaky crawly time. You have become very good at this from practicing with Brother Kiba. He likes to do this a lot whenever the two of you go to the bath house and he wants to use his blinkers on the girls. You hope that the White Wolf does not punch you in the noggin like they did to Brother Kiba.

You crawl on your belly, using just your back stumpers to propel you forward. There are many plants behind the White Wolf, perfect for you to hide in. Once inside though, you realize your mistake. Your blinkers see many, many creepy crawlies moving around, one of them even turns its own blinkers on you and begins to scuttle forward. You are scared, but your peanut brings forth bravery instead of fear to your thumper, and instead of running you from the creepy crawlie, you eat him. He tastes bad on your taste nub.

You sneak further into the plants, poking your noggin out just a bit to see the White Wolf's own noggin in perfect position. You narrow your blinkers, and raise your rump up as you prepare for the assault.

"Aaaaroooooo!" You let out a very impressive roar, jumping into the air before landing right on the White Wolf's head, your body outstretched. Ahhhhh.

"....Well this is interesting." The White Wolf says, and you can feel him looking at you with his blinker, even though he physically can't. "I'm guessing Kiba's busy right now or else you wouldn't be playing with me?"

"Ruff." You answer, as is customary when speaking with someone as important as the White Wolf. You snuggle further into your furry noggin.

"...Well just be careful not to fall off, yeah?" The White Wolf says, going back to his picture square without pictures. "This happen to you any Kurenai?"

"No, Akamaru usually only sticks to Kiba or Hinata. Shino....scares him I think."

You frown. The Evil One. Your peanut remembers the time you went to hide in his jacket instead of Brother Kiba's by mistake. All those creepy crawlies. All those blinkers.... You shudder. You look down at the White Wolf, enjoying the time you're having but wishing to play.

>A. Cover his one blinker with a paw, that should get his attention.
>B. "Excuse me, could you play with me for a bit because my brother is busy talking with his mama and I'm terrified of her."
>C. SQUIRREL!
>D. Rub your butt on his head.
>E. Write-in

>>2384478
>>B. "Excuse me, could you play with me for a bit because my brother is busy talking with his mama and I'm terrified of her."

>>2384478
>A
>Cock head to the side for maximum daw

>>2384478
>>A. Cover his one blinker with a paw, that should get his attention.

>>2384478
>>E. Write-in
Cover one of our blinkers with a paw and pretend we're a tiny him.

>>2384478
>B (bark noises)

>>2384488
>>2384496
both of these

>>2384496
Supporting.

>>2384496
This.

>>2384496
Please this.

>>2384478
>>>E. Write-in
>Cover one of our blinkers with a paw and pretend we're a tiny him.
One d'aawwww please

>>2384514
We can't, we'll fall.

>>2385107
cover an eye and cock our head would make us fall?

>>2385109
No, covering our eye and covering his eye will.

>>2385111
ok, but i didnt vote for that tho

>>2385111
im an idiot, yes i did

>>2384496
Alright this seems like the most popular.
Give me a 1d100 for cuteness.
The DC(Dog Cuteness) is 65

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>2385441

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>2385441

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>2385441

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>2385441

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>2385441

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>2385441

So long blackhole wheelchair man

Stephen Hawking's fucking dead I can't believe it

>>2385447
>>2385453
>>2385460
>>2385483
>>2385488
......Well at least you didn't get a 1
>>2385496
I know bro.

>>2385496
it was actually a bit of a jolt, surprisingly enough

>>2385496
Of course the dude breaking the news of the death of Stephen Hawking get's the exact dc one roll too late.

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Hmmmm, you have just the idea jumpin' around in your peanut. You leap off of the White Wolf's furry noggin, landing on the table in front of him. He stares at you with his one blinker, tilting that noggin of his in confusion. You bring one of your own stumpers up and cover one of your blinkers, till you look just like the White Wolf in front of you.

The response is...not what you were expecting. "Is he...trying to copy you?" Kurenai says, looking down at you with her own blinkers in confusion.

The White Wolf looks disgusted with you, and terrified, but mostly disgusted. "Uhhh, well this is odd."

The shame you feel is immense. There's only one thing to do at this point. You stand up, peeing all over the table and causing the White Wolf and Lady Kurenai to jump up in surprise, and then you use the distraction to run off, tears pouring out of your blinkers as you howl with sadness.

Surely this is the worst thing to ever happen in Big Home.

>That's it for now. Tomorrow we'll do some Sinchu stuff.
>Also
>Press F to remember Hawkings.

>>2385510

F

>>2385509

I'm not in the mood man.

>>2385510
F

>>2385510
F. Never forget cripple man.

>>2385510
>making us roll cuteness dc
truly a monster

>>2385510
F

>>2385510
F

>>2385510
>F

Hey so turns out I'm not dead. Just shit went down and blah blah blah.

So....

>Sinchu, Jiraiya, and the Uzumaki kids are steadfast on their journey.
>But what's this? Apparently a band of thieves has decided to stop our motley crew along the highway and steal their wares.
>But WHO are these theives?
>Roll 1d5, taking fifth roll.
>1. Amazons
>2. Fat Ugly Dudes
>3. Bikers!
>4. Feral Children(Not really feral)
>5. MILFS!

>>2391020
Uhhhh, I don't know who this handsome anonymous is, but follow his orders.

Rolled 3 (1d5)

>>2391020

>Children

I HOPE WE CAN KILL THEM

Rolled 5 (1d5)

>>2391020

Rolled 5 (1d5)

>>2391020
ALL OF THE ABOVE

>>2391040

You want fat ugly dudes and goddamn children at the same time?

>>2391020
>5

Milfs are the natural predators of ALL men between the ages of 16 and 23

Rolled 2 (1d5)

>>2391020

>>2391048

Messed up that roll there lad

>>2391047
Take on all comers.

Just need one more roll guys.

Rolled 2 (1d5)

>>2391048
>>2391051
Retry

>>2391059
>Fat ugly dudes.
Bet that killed a lot of boners.

Writing.

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>>2391059
Worst timeline.

>>2391059

Goddamn it

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>You are Sinchu
>You are awesome.

"You guys ever wonder what would happen if you tried to breed a chicken with a hawk?" You ask as you and the others travel down the open highway, a large forest on either side of you. It's been a while since the four of you left Konoha, mostly for Naruto's safety from the Akatsuki, and also to help him and Karin develop into better shinobi. "Like, would it be a Chikenhawk or like, Hicken, or Chawk?"

"Hmmmm," Naruto rubs his chin, obviously thinking hard about this before he smiles and snaps his fingers. "I've got it! It'd be called a Caw-"

"Oi!" You all stop, tilting your heads at the odd sight in front of you. There appears to be a group of overweight men, all of them shirtless for some reason, blocking your path. "Give me all a' yer' monay' before I an' mah' crew bet ye' senseless!" The fattest of the bunch says, having a very strange accent. Problem comes from the Land hidden in the Bagpipes.

"Really?" Karin asks, tilting her head and crossing her arms at the fat group. "You guys do know we're ninja's right? And we're good ones too."

One of the fat bastards rolls his eyes. "Ah do'nut care if yer' the fair queen of me underwear drawer. Give us yer' loot girlie!" He cracks his fat knuckles. "Or else me an' mah' brothers will have ta' get serious!"

>A. Laugh. Laugh right in their face.
>B. "No seriously? You're trying to rob not only one of the legendary Sanin, but also the magnificent Sinchu Tetsu?"
>C "How about YOU give us YOUR stuff?" Reverse psychology!
>D. Just knock them out. You could've been dealing with MILFS instead of this shit.
>E. Write-in

>>2391077

>B. "No seriously? You're trying to rob not only one of the legendary Sanin, but also the magnificent Sinchu Tetsu?"
>E.Fat shame them all

>>2391082
>That E
Jesus Christ may God forgive us all.

>>2391077
>D. Just knock them out. You could've been dealing with MILFS instead of this shit.

>>2391077
>laugh and laugh some more
>fat shame
>tickle them senseless

>>2391077
>>D. Just knock them out. You could've been dealing with MILFS instead of this shit.

>>2391077
>D

Are they from the Akimichi clan?

>>2391077
>C "How about YOU give us YOUR stuff?" Reverse psychology!
A true shinobi can use his brain as well as any other weapon

>>2391096
>>2391082
We are from Konoha we know better then fat shame fatties.

D wins,
Give me 5d100's for all of the Fat Bastards.
DC is 60 to take them out each.
>>2391098
Lol no. Just fat bastards.

Rolled 71, 95, 32, 83, 18 = 299 (5d100)

>>2391102
FAILURE
AINT
AN
OPTION

Rolled 17, 75, 95, 74, 47 = 308 (5d100)

>>2391102

Captcha keeps wanting me to find the bridges

Rolled 14, 45, 79, 16, 90 = 244 (5d100)

>>2391102

Rolled 94, 71, 60, 8, 93 = 326 (5d100)

>>2391102

Rolled 75, 61, 83, 99, 55 = 373 (5d100)

>>2391102