“When are we going to see Superman, daddy?”

You haven't even taken a shower yet and you're already faced with the dilemma you've created.

Having just walked into the kitchen, you see your wife and daughter having a lovely breakfast together to sate their Tamaranean appetites.

Rena is beaming up at you with a spoon dipped into a mixing bowl of assorted sugary cereals, her feet kicking up and down excitedly in her chair.

Meanwhile Blackfire is sat across from her with a knife hilt-deep in steak, and at the moment she's looking at you with wide eyes that mask a building anger.

“... Yes daddy, when and how are you planning to take our daughter to meet her idol” She asks, her voice slightly strained as she tries not to lose her cool in front of the child.

Clearly she's pissed that you would promise your daughter something that you would inevitably have to break, and lord knows how upset your little girl would get.

How the hell are you supposed to get out of this mess?!

A: Stall for time! You need to plan!

B: “Very soon, princess! Are you excited?”

C: Come clean. You shouldn't have lied to your daughter to begin with.

D: Make up a reason as to why you can't see Superman, but promise to make it up to her with something else.

[One vote permitted]

>>2411732
>D: Make up a reason as to why you can't see Superman, but promise to make it up to her with something else.
>how about the zoo?
>you like the zoo right?

>>2411732
>A: Stall for time! You need to plan!
I mean, we're gonna. Just gotta figure out how. I vote we not go with "destroy the city"

>>2411732
E: Well I thought I'd go see their receptionist and make an appointment, find out what time he was available and go then.

>>2411738
actually a good plan. It shows us trying to fulfill the promise with a reasonable logical train of thought for our daughter to follow so if we do fuck up we can explain why.

>>2411732
A.

>>2411732
>B: “Very soon, princess! Are you excited?”

"In fact, we're gonna go to their space station to see him there."

We boom tube into the reception area with Rena and ask for compensation for damages to our tower, but offer to wave them entirely if Superman meets with Rena.

>>2411749
>>2411738

Its a fairly reasonable plan. I'll support it.

changing my vote from this
>>2411736
to this
>>2411738

>>2411749
The JL Hall is on Earth.

>>2411732

Both of these sound good
>>2411738
>>2411749

>>2411732
Crazy as fuck but sure I'll support>>2411738

>>2411738
>>2411752
>>2411742
>>2411753
>>2411761
Hmmm...

Roll D100!

>>2411738
This

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>2411769

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>2411769

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>2411769

>>2411776
Im gonna kill myself now
Haven't rolled higher than a 50 in a week

>>2411774
Nice

>>2411774
>>2411780

Reno is very good with kids.

>>2411774
Yeahah, boy

>>2411791
Reno may job at times but he's a good dad that follows through on his promises and sets an example. That's more than most capes can say in this setting.

Reno is going to have a bitch of a time when his daughter reaches her teen years and starts wanting to be a super hero. Hes probably going to have to cut back on allot of the illegal shit so she doesnt come after daddy.

>>2411868
"Freeze evil doer!"
"Go to your room dear. Daddy had to brutalize your friends"

>>2411872
You realize he would do no such thing in abject horror at the fear of her hating him, right?

>>2411868

>Teen!Rena is a vigilante busting up gangs
>Busts in to stop a major operation
>It's an Oni Op.
>Mooks call up Reno for support.
>Reno shows up with the Thunderforce to act as cheerleaders for Rena instead.
>No one in the organization blames him.

>>2411868
>"Hah! We busted up your space rock business!"
>That was legal.
>"Metabrawl and the casinos!"
>Still legal sweety.
"But where do you hide the actual illegal stuuuufff.."
>Also you're grounded.
"Mooooom, tell Dad he can't ground me for costing him millions of dollars this year!!!"
>Go to your room

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>>2411732
>E

“Soon, pumpkin! Daddy just has to check in with his receptionist at the Hall of Justice and make an appointment.” You answer her cheerfully.

You plant a kiss on the top of her head as you walk past her and head towards the bedroom to get cleaned up.

After taking some time to shower, fix your hair, brush your teeth and floss, you emerge from the steamy bathroom to see Blackfire standing in front of your king-sized bed with her arms folded.

Amid the elegantly decorated room dressed in red walls and perfectly carved wood furnishings, your wife's ugly expression of anger stood out among the beautiful scenery.

“Reno... What were you thinking when you told Rena that you'd take her to see Superman?” She asks in a tone filled with venom.
“Especially after we had dinner with Lex Luthor. What prompted you to come up with such a stupid idea?”

You gulp.

“W-Well honey she got really sad watching me beat up Superboy a-and-”

“SHE WAS UP PAST HER BED TIME?! IS THAT WHY SHE WAS ON THE COUCH WITH YOU WHEN I WOKE UP?!” Your wife roars, fires igniting in her palms!

“B-Baby I didn't know until after the fight! She snuck out and was hiding in the room-”

“SHE WAS IN THE SAME ROOM?! RENOOOOOOO!!!!!!!”

With a blood thirsty howl she lunges at you and sinks her searing palms into your shoulders, pinning you against the closet door and burning her hand-prints into your flesh.

“I DON'T FLY HALF WAY ACROSS THE GALAXY AND BACK WORRYING ABOUT MY DAUGHTER THE WHOLE WAY JUST SO YOU CAN ACT LIKE A JACK-ASS WITH HER!”

She snarls, gritting her teeth.

“NEXT TIME YOU LOCK THE DOOR TO THAT STUPID ARENA, BECAUSE IF SHE'S UP PAST HER BED TIME AND THAT CLOSE TO DANGER AGAIN I WILL PUT YOU THROUGH A FUCKING WALL! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!”

“Y-Yes! Sorry, can you stop burning me now?!” You plead, wincing as your naked body is singed by her flames.

“... Good boy.” She replies with a much nicer tone, her fire dying as she leans in and gives you a quick peck on the lips.

She takes her hands off you, steam rising from the cooked flesh of your shoulders as she takes a step back with her hands on her hips.

“Now, whatever you're planning to do, my daughter better be smiling when I come back home. Otherwise...”

Her eyes wander below your waist, smirking when she notices that a shameful part of you enjoyed her violent contact.

“... Otherwise I won't do my royal bedroom duties for an entire year.”

“Oh come on! You can't... You can't just threaten me with that!” You wine, horrified at the thought of what she promises.

“And you can't go around making bold promises to keep our daughter happy. Now, you go do your job because I'm almost late for mine. Buh-bye hun~!” She waves as she flashes you a sinister smile, leaving you to just stand there in the nude.

You should probably boom over to Washington before this gets any worse...

[Continued in next post!]

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>>2411888
I don't blame her. All who make Rena sad should be beheaded.

>>2411774
Holy shit we actually learned how to plan properly.

>>2411887
Oh god, we would create a monster like that.

>>2411888
checked and happy we can make Rena happy, lets actually pull this off so we can be smug to Blackfire.

>>2411887
Kek

Though to be fair our bar for proper superheroing is super man or batman, which are high standards.

>>2411933
Which makes it kind of awkward when we call Bruce up later and threaten to sue his student for breaking an entering if he doesn't help us.

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>>2411888
“Okay... I got this far... Now what?” You ask yourself as you stand among a bustling plaza of surprised civilians.

In hindsight, you probably shouldn't have boom tubed this close to the Hall of Justice, but you were anxious to try and get this over with as soon as possible.

The various tourists locals look at you strangely, but not as if you're a bizarre individual. It makes sense given the locale, as a guy in a suit teleporting out of nowhere is probably one of the least uncanny things to show up here.

You awkwardly adjust your tie as you stroll through several stunned onlookers, casually making your way to the entrance.

Just as you're about to reach the glass doors leading inside, an elderly man's voice calls out to you.

“Woah there, sport!”

You turn to face the direction of the voice, finding its source to be a old security guard hustling over to you.

He seems... Unfit to guard this place. His portly shape folds over his belt, and he has to take a quick breather once he catches up to you.

However, the kind smile he shows under his bushy mustache dashes any thoughts of you wanting to make fun of his physical condition.

“Phew! Sorry to stop ya, but you kind of just poofed in out of nowhere! Usually league-ers just Zeta-in once they're registered, so I'm assuming you're a new arrival or here for something else.”

He hooks his thumbs under his belly fat and into his belt, giving you a quizzical once-over before speaking again.

“What's yer name, son?”

A: “Battery. Where's Superman?”

B: “Name's Reno, what's yours?”

C: “Look I'm not really here to waste time, I just need to know if Superman's around.”

D: “My name is Reno, old timer. I wish I could stay and chat but I'm late for an appointment.”

E: “My name doesn't matter. Bring me Superman or things are going to get ugly.”

F: [Write in]

[One vote permitted]

>>2411937
>B: “Name's Reno, what's yours?”

>>2411937
>A

>>2411937
Not a superhero just wanted to see if superman was free. My daughter is a HUGE fan and she wanted to meet him. I promised to get her to see him so I was hoping to make an appointment or something.

>>2411937
>D: “My name is Reno, old timer. I wish I could stay and chat but I'm late for an appointment.”
>you wouldn happen to know where superman is would you?

>>2411937
>B: “Name's Reno, what's yours?”
no reason to be rude, even if its their fault we have this problem.

>>2411937
>B: “Name's Reno, what's yours?”
Finally caught a live thread.

>>2411944
Do we have a business card to give him? That seems like an appropriate thing to give out.

>>2411949
He's just front door security I doubt he knows shit.
>>2411955
This too.
>>2411937

>>2411937
>B: “Name's Reno, what's yours?”

>>2411937
>B: “Name's Reno, what's yours?”

>>2411937
>B: “Name's Reno, what's yours?”

>>2411955
Sounds like a good idea

>>2411937
Dont be a dick to the old timer, theres no point and its disrespectful to fuck over a working man just doing his job.

B: “Name's Reno, what's yours?”

Keep shit civil and we'll manage to book an appointment. The leauge isnt going to be happy with us either way but they should bend the rules if they think they can get one over on us by "converting" our daughter.

>>2411937
>B

>>2411937
>B

You show a smile back as you offer your hand.

“Name's Reno, what's yours?”

“Flint.” He replies, giving you a firm handshake.

“Again, sorry to stop ya, but you can never tell if these kids and their super powers are heroes and villains these days. All those damn costumes look the same to me.” He jokes, the gray bristles on his upper-lip bouncing as he chuckles.

“So, if I'm not being too nosy, what're ya here for Reno?”

“I'm trying to see if I can get an appoint with Superman or something. My daughter really looks up to the guy and I mad the mistake of promising her we'd meet him today.” You answer, rubbing the back of your head.

“... Phew. I've heard some tall orders in my time, but I never had one that reached out into space.” He remarks, his smile gone as he looks at you with empathy.

“You really opened up a can of worms, didn't ya?”

“Yeahhh...” You admit, looking off to the side.

“Well, I guess you can go inside and, erhm, do your best. I wish you all the luck in the world, son.” He offers, patting your shoulder before heading off.

“Thanks Flint...” You murmur, going your separate way as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkAvQj3gMvw

Past the glass doors was an enormous lobby, with a collection of golden statues displayed in front of a row of tourists posing and taking photos in your path.

Beyond them you could see a long set of booths with several receptionists occupying it, either scheduling or handing tour passes to guests.

Scattered along the walls were assorted “trophies” from the Justice League's fights. Some were weapons or costumes, while others were still husks of enemies long defeated.

It's surprising that they let anyone near this stuff, but that only clues you in on how tough the security might be here to allow it with no worry.

Alright, it's time to get this Super-Train on track... Or something...

A: Just head over to the reception area and inquire about meeting him.

B: Get a tour pass and try to see if you can find Superman while being lead through the place.
C: Just sneak around the place. You don't really look suspicious, and if someone stops you there's always bribing them.

D: “YO! WHERE'S SUPERMAN?!”

E: Start causing trouble until someone with powers shows up.

F: [Write in]

[One vote permitted]

>>2412094
>A: Just head over to the reception area and inquire about meeting him.

we also need to file a complaint.

>>2412094
A: Just head over to the reception area and inquire about meeting him.

>>2412100
And this.

>>2412094
>A: Just head over to the reception area and inquire about meeting him.

>>2412094
>A: Just head over to the reception area and inquire about meeting him.

>>2412094
>A: Just head over to the reception area and inquire about meeting him.

>>2412094
>A: Just head over to the reception area and inquire about meeting him.
Maybe casually flash some powers, play with an electric ball or something

>>2412094
>C
WE'RE A VIP

>>2412094

A: Just head over to the reception area and inquire about meeting him.

>Tfw you join the League to have your daughter meet superman
>Tfw you then leave it.

>>2412101
This.

>>2412094
>A: Just head over to the reception area and inquire about meeting him.

>>2412100
This

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>>2412094
>[Write in]
Say to no one "Superman, Lex Luthor came with a proposition to me last night."
If he's in the building, he'll definitely pick up at least the words superman and Lex Luthor with his super hearing, should speed up the process.
Otherwise, walk up to the nearest receptionist and inquire on his whereabouts like a responsible father of one cute daughter and husband of a beautiful wife who will both be devastated if we fail our quest, we do carry around pictures of our wife and daughter right?

>>2412094
>A: Just head over to the reception area and inquire about meeting him.

>>2412100
And another vote for filing a complaint.

>>2412125
THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS, WE SHALL BE LIKE THE LATE GREATEST FATHER IN FMA! Just less dying.

>>2412100
>>2412101
>>2412104
>>2412107
>>2412108
>>2412110
>>2412113
>>2412121
>>2412127
Roll D100!

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>2412138

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>2412138

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>2412138

>>2412145
Damn

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>>2412138

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>>2412145
Hot damn

>>2412145
We are scarily convincing.
>>2412149
Thank god you didn't come in Hughes, you would have been fucked.

>>2412150
She knows how to pick her men, husband walks into what is ostensibly enemy headquarters, just to introduce his daughter to the biggest badass there.

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>>2412152
Could have ended badly indeed.
Was my first roll of the week too.

>>2412165
Yikes, not looking good for you.

>>2412145
....Holy shit we're Major Hughes level of dad

>>2412187
Not true, to be that dad, we would have to die. As is, we shall continue our dadness and rise to even higher levels of absurd to make our family happy.

>>2412193
Batmans book of how to deal with villians:
Reno
Aka Battery
Threat classification: world ending
Response: guilt trip over bad parenting, endeavor super man to tell Rena to tell Reno off.
Bribe wife with BBQ sauce.

>>2412197
......yeah, that's about right. Its just missing don't piss him off to do it out of spite and its complete.

>>2412193
>Reno fighting Robin
>"Reno, stop, you've gone too far!"
>"I'm sorry Dick, but I have ascended past the dad I was before, for I have just heard the news my beautiful wife is pregnant with my second child I have become... Father of two.
>"NO!"
>"Can you believe it!? My cute little Rena is gonna be a big sister~! Dick, you're missing your chance buddy, come on, where's my daughter's cousin?"

>>2412201
When the super hero children's group is actually a world saving measure.

>>2412204
Dragging his ass to the maternity clinic is why he's fighting right?
>>2412210
Never say their intelligent, just clever. And clever doesn't stop a bear trap.

>>2411718
How come the OP says "you've started taking the first steps to becoming a established name in the world of metahumans!"

when we have been running a metahuman fight club for years and have conquered 2 planets and genocided a third? I'd say we're pretty fucking established.

>>2412228
"Hah! By your age, I conquered TWELVE planets! AND I didn't even HAVE an army!"

>>2412193
We've ALREADY died!

>>2412230
"Sh-shut up Dadseid!"

>>2412228
Maybe because we keep our stuff relatively below-the-radar? I mean, we don't really go out building doomsday weapons, or trying to steal national treasures/monuments/chunks of land, we don't really do ANYTHING that would attract attention outside of the circles we actually run in. It'd kind of make sense that our name doesn't go too far abroad.

>>2412231
Yeah, but unlike him we didn't stay dead.

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>>2412094
>A

You run a speech through your head and rehearse it to yourself multiple times as you wait in line.

The plan is to use the damage that was done by those twerps last night to get a restitution, but a non-financial one. You'll threaten to sue for damages, but you're willing to drop the case if Superman plays with your daughter for a while.

It's such a sinister yet wholesome plan you can't help but smugly smile to yourself.

Your brilliant and well orchestrated scheme is about to leak through your lips as you reach the front of the line. You keep your smile pointed at the kind receptionist and--

“WOAH! Look! Superman's here!”

Your smile is wiped away immediately by those words and the cheers of everyone inside the lobby that follow after.

Quickly turning, you see that the man of steel is in fact here, and his presence is surprisingly humbling.

Instead of floating down though the lobby's open skyline like some kind of god, he can be seen calmly walking through the doors with a warm smile on his face, kindly waving at those calling out to him in the lobby as they clear a path for him.

You're just completely stunned and unable to move. Not only did he just show up out of nowhere, but the one time you methodically plan something it all goes up in smoke because your desires were handed to you!

“Reno?”

You shake your head quickly and snap out of your thoughts, realizing that Superman himself has addressed you.

“Uh-Uhhh...” You blabber out, still trying to recover from your mentality crashing moments ago.

“Sorry, but I couldn't help but overhear you talking to Flint earlier.” He tells you while keeping his positive appearance, the line behind you dispersing as he gets closer to you.

“It's nice to finally meet you Reno. I'm Superman.” He says while offering you his hand.

“Let's go somewhere a bit less crowded to discuss things. Is that alright?”

“Yeh... Yeah, sure.” You answer sheepishly, shaking his hand.

Holy hell, you just shook hands with Superman!

[Continued in the next post!]

>>2412228
>>2412236
Because I haven't updated that part of the OP due to laziness! Sorry!

>>2412243
Oh god, are we accidental fanbois as well?

>>2412261
Everyone loves Superman.

>>2412266
An actually well written superman is usually about a man of the people in actuality.

Dudes just likable because hes genuinely a good guy.

>>2412204
>Reno: this is a father, and this is a father that has ascend, though most just call it a father of two
>Reno: and this is to go even further beyond
>r:RUAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGHHHH
>Blackfire:X'Hal, YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS
>Nightwing: why are showing me this?!
>Reno: make cousins for my kids already you little shit
>Starfire: what good technique, Kom'ander must be quite pleased
>Blackfire:fuuuuaaaaaggh.

>>2412243
Shall we break out the wife and daughter pics and gush about them to Supes?

>>2412275
Of course

>>2412270
...pfft, that got me.

>>2412270
I don't know why, but I really do just LOVE when people, in or out of character, bully the shit out of Dick in this quest.

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>>2412270
Fuck you I needed those sides to give piggy back rides later.
>>2412275
Naturally, and we'll call Bruce if we see him and tell him to have Dick make our daughter a rival already.

>>2412275
Obviously

>>2412236
Dominating 3 planets and running a Metahuman Brawl from a 54 floor tower in the middle of Gotham is keeping our head down? Jesus anon, what would we need to do to make a ruckus? Destroy a galaxy? My word.

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>Nightwing has made your sister-in-law have an emotional breakdown on your couch.
Wat do?

>>2412307
Resist the bad jokes and go kick his ass.

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>>2412270
This is exactly the kind of shit I was thinking when I wrote that
>Reno gets power ups every child, though only in spirit, he's goofy like that.

>After Beyond father of two the reality splits
>in one reality Reno achieves Father of four! In another he goes on to become an Ultra Instinct Father."
>"That doesn't even make sense."
>"It doesn't have to DICK, I'm getting twins and you can't hope to defeat me now!"
>in another reality Dick finally caves and has a kid with Starfire.
>"Muahaha you can't defeat me Dick I'm the legendary FatherGodfather now
>"Come on! I didn- wha? That's not a thing!"
>"Starfire wanted her sister and me to be the kid's Godparents, you can't defeat me has dadliest fighter!"

>>2412301
.......well that is an option if we want too, we are technically Darkside's kid after all.
>>2412307
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING PANSY!
>>2412312
But yes this. Leave the joke for Blackfire after we finish recording it.

>>2412307
Tell her she can do better. Introduce her to one of your Metabrawlers. Fund a blind date for them.

>>2412307
Super fuck his alien ex's sister in his apartment as he comes in. Let him watch

>>2412243
You're now outside the Hall of Justice in a somewhat secluded spot. Superman's presence does turn a few heads, but for the most part you two are left alone.

You didn't really expect to get this far. In the back of your mind you were planning on letting your daughter down easy, but now... Now you feel like you're dreaming!

“So, you know I'm aware of what you're capable of, right?” Superman asks, cocking an eyebrow.

“Uh-huh.” You answer, still giving him a dumbfounded look.

“Right. I think I can safely say I don't approve of your business or other dealings either.”

“Uh-huh.”

“Really there's no reason for me to be anywhere near you.”

“... U-Uh-huh.”

“In fact I've been informed by our Young Justice team that you even had a dinner with Lex Luthor.”

“Uh-huh...”

“... But,” Superman starts, shifting his suspicious tone into a friendlier one which causes your head to perk up.

“I think it's clear that you're not out here to hurt me or anyone else.” He states, his smile returning.

“Your conversation with Flint seemed legitimate enough, and the fact that someone like you actually stood in line to try to speak with me speaks volumes. Most things out to kill me would endanger innocent lives to draw me out, but you're not trying to do that are you?”

A: “Dude now way! It'd break my daughter's heart and she'd hate me forever!”

B: “Of course not, you're impossible to hate! I mean... You're freakin' Superman! Only assholes would want to kill you!”

C: “Welll... I'd like to fight you someday, but kill you? No way! If we ever have to trade blows, my Red Sun Engine is turning off!”

D: “Ahhehehe, um, no. I'm just not going to kill you yet. Maybe sometime after this, but not today.”

E: “That reminds me, what's the big idea for sending those kids after me anyway?!”

[1 vote permitted!]

>>2412317
Oh, this sounds fun, we don't really need that loser anyways. We just kept him around for the puns.

>>2412301
As far as most people on earth are concerned, not having intergalactic MSNBC, all we've done is operate a metahuman boxing ring/casino/escort service out of a bigass building. That's the DC Universe equivalent of opening a relatively upscale bodega, considering some of the frankly ridiculous buildings and corporations/crime rackets that run around apparently using newspaper headlines to pick their targets.

>>2412321
>A: “Dude now way! It'd break my daughter's heart and she'd hate me forever!”

>>2412321
>A

>>2412321
>E: “That reminds me, what's the big idea for sending those kids after me anyway?!”

Also A, but after this. We got interrupted earlier. Dick needs to get chastised for interrupting Rena's bedtime.

>>2412321
>F. I may not necessarily like the super powered Boyscout thing you got going on all the time, but you're a good person and help keep Earth safe, and you seem like a pretty decent guy all told. I'd only go after you if you threatening me and mine. Sides my daughter is crazy about you, when Young justice broke into my home, which I am still irked about, she was worried about you hating her because I beat him in a fight. She REALLY wants to meet you and I kinda promised..

>>2412321
>A: “Dude now way! It'd break my daughter's heart and she'd hate me forever!”
>wich reminds of why im here

>>2412321
>Everything but D

>>2412321
>A: “Dude now way! It'd break my daughter's heart and she'd hate me forever!”

Reno is a caring dad.

>>2412321
>A: “Dude now way! It'd break my daughter's heart and she'd hate me forever!”
question, is Supes a dad yet in this? If so how old is Jonathan? Or are we in the no boys allowed near daughter mode?

>>2412321
GOD, that's a tough one for only getting one....I guess I gotta go
A: “Dude now(sic) way! It'd break my daughter's heart and she'd hate me forever!”
and try to puppy dog eyes for a bit of
E: “That reminds me, what's the big idea for sending those kids after me anyway?!”
I mean, we know that Lex is a prick, that's kind of "duh", and we don't like the guy, but we didn't break, and haven't broken, any laws, even by talking to him.

>>2412321
>A: “Dude now way! It'd break my daughter's heart and she'd hate me forever!”
We should work in that we also hate Luthor

>>2412321
>E: “That reminds me, what's the big idea for sending those kids after me anyway?!”

>>2412321
>A: “Dude now way! It'd break my daughter's heart and she'd hate me forever!”

>>2412321
>A: “Dude now way! It'd break my daughter's heart and she'd hate me forever!”

>>2412321
>A

Option 'E' is stupid because they were after Luthor not after Reno.

>>2412321
C.

>>2412335
I'd mostly just be worried about Johnathan.
He and Rena would probably get along but they'd both also probably expect him to be Superman Jr. And he's usually just a kid with weak constitution and ocasionally power flashes.

>>2412321
>A: “Dude now way! It'd break my daughter's heart and she'd hate me forever!”

>>2412321
>A

>>2412354
So your saying he could be a reliable henchman?

>>2412347
>Option 'E' is stupid because they were after Luthor not after Reno.

They still broke into Reno's home and beat up his guards.

>>2412321

> A: “Dude now way! It'd break my daughter's heart and she'd hate me forever!”

Technically, we had dinner with Ras al Ghul. Luthor invited himself along to see if we'd try and kill him.

Don't think we've forgotten about that Brunch.

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>>2412354
Now I want to kidnap him and train him like the good doctor

>>2412354
To be honest, He'd be safer with Rena than with Damian.

>>2412322
I got this friend Albert Micheals. Atomic Skull is his ring name.Poor guy could do with some pleasant company outside the ring.

>>2412321
>B: “Of course not, you're impossible to hate! I mean... You're freakin' Superman! Only assholes would want to kill you!”

>>2412364
More then one reason to make me think that Luthor leaked the information about the dinner.

>>2412365
>Now I want to kidnap him
The only thing more dangerous than a Reno going full "where's muh daughter!?" mode is Superman going "Where's muh son!?"

>>2412321
>A: “Dude now way! It'd break my daughter's heart and she'd hate me forever!”

>>2412365
Oh god we would be his canon Piccolo. But even better when comboed with Freeza.
>>2412372
You mean the playdate Louis set up with our daughter?

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>>2412321
>A: “Dude now way! It'd break my daughter's heart and she'd hate me forever!”

Superman's such a nice guy

>>2412321
>A: “Dude now way! It'd break my daughter's heart and she'd hate me forever!”

>>2412321
>E

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>>2412381
>"You mean having the three of us patrolling it"
Fucking hell, he's a damn treasure.
I'll never forgive Snyder for what he did to supes

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>>2412381
Man i'm not even a supes fanboy. But not even i can manage to get angry with him.

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>>2412321
As much as I want to say C, first and foremost:
A: “Dude now way! It'd break my daughter's heart and she'd hate me forever!”

>>2412400
Meh the clown deserved it.

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>>2412404
Pfft, ours is bigger.

>>2412400
Not even main universe, but even if it was I couldn't blame him for it. Joker is a shit

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>>2412414
>he only has one

>>2412426
Joker is pretty much an incarnation of evil.
Charismatic chaotic evil.

People love him and watch him because hes like that kid ripping the wings off of a fly, or the legs off a spider.

>>2412427
>Implying we don't have multiple floor sized fridges.
Bitch please, we're made to kill you.

>>2412427
Its about the quality of the fridge, not the quantity.

>>2412407

That's a pretty narrow view point. You can't use a gun to dam a flood, or distribute humanitarian aid, or move things into space for the government without the costly production of booster rockets, or any of the other services Superman provides his world ... free of charge, I might add.

I mean, a Mom is gonna Mom, sure, but come on.

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>>2412433
then you were made to make your daughter sad

>>2412440
Its a think of the children person. All they see is a big blue threat, never mind the good hes done.
Mainly because at the end of the day, they impose themselves into his shoes and find themselves wanting.

>>2412443
oh snap!

>>2412407
>>2412440


I forget what the context is for that scene. What did Supes do (or not do) that would overshadow all of the disaster relief he's participated in and criminals he's put away?

>>2412443
Not when we outdad you.

>>2412453
Your reading comprehension is shit. Go back and reread things.

>>2412321
>A: “Dude now way! It'd break my daughter's heart and she'd hate me forever!”

So is Reno just as big a Supes fan as his daughter or does she outshine us in fangirling?

>>2412321
>A

You quickly hold up your hands and shake your head.

“Dude now way! It'd break my daughter's heart and she'd hate me forever!”

Superman has a small laugh, showing a genuine smile.

“Well, I'm glad you have your priorities straight!” He responds.

“Speaking of which, I think it's time I responded to her letters in person. It's been long overdue.”

“Letters?” You ask.

Rena did write letters to Superman, but... He seriously gets them? I thought the P.O. Box for him was like Santa's; that the letters would really go no where.

“Wait, you actually get them?” You ask, once again dumbfounded by the man of steal.

“Of course! I try my hardest to read through them all too, but you can imagine how busy things can get for me.” He honestly answers.

“Your daughter always asks if she can meet me, but Batman always warned me that it could be a trap set by you if I ever considered going through with it. Ironically, it really put my mind at ease for you to show up at the Hall of Justice and ask.”

“Hah, well... if I have to be a A-list threat to mankind, I'd like to at least be known for being a good dad on the side.” You answer, feeling a bit shy after hearing Superman's words.

“I wouldn't worry about it, Reno. You're on the C-list anyway.” Superman replies with a wink.

“What?!” You respond, somewhat offended by the joke before sharing a laugh.

“Come on, I think we've kept your little girl waiting long enough.”

Superman begins to rise off the ground, looking down at you with a big smile.

“I'll see you in a moment if that Boom tube beats me. Don't worry, I still remember the return address.”

And with that, Superman is gone in the blink of an eye! His flight breaks the sound barrier as he travels at a speed invisible to the naked eye!

Wasting no time, you open a boom tube with a smile on your face.

[Continued in the next post]

motherfucker we just won dad brownie points and blackfire is going to go goggle eyed at supes.

>>2412473
Should, uh, we radio ahead that Supes is coming to dinner?

We don't want our crew to try to fight him.

>>2412482
Nah man.

Anyone stupid enough to actually try fight superman deserves all thats coming to him.

>>2412485
I mean I'd love to fight him for fun at metabrawl, we can even donate all the profits we make that night. Like how Supes and Flash do that race.

>>2412473
And now super villans invaded the tower to lay a trap to superman!

>>2412490
That sounds like an awesome idea!

I still don't get it why Metabrawl is illegal. Is it the betting?

>>2412490
.......this sounds like the greatest idea to help and show off how awesome daddy is to our daughter and kids around the world. LETS FUCKING DO IT, WE CAN HAVE FUNDRAISER KIDS COME AND CHEAR ON THE FIGHT, EVEN BRING IN VILLAINS TO HELP!
>>2412497
Its not illegal. Well our Metabrawl isn't anyways.

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>>2412490
>try to see if he'll go for a friendly metabrawl fight for charity
....that's actually not a bad idea

>>2412497
Mainly because the fuck nugget who ran it first did it via kidnap and allowed folks to be killed, instead of running a clean licensed gig.

>>2412497
Ours is legit

The previous one was done by a kidnapper

>>2412497
It's not illegal, but we do have enough metabeings and ex cons to make the league a bit nervous. Not to mention it's run by an intergalactic planet conquerer with about three planets under his rule, since I'm assuming Reno didnt let an entire planet go to waste after clearing off the natives.

>>2412508
I mean Drenthaxian is a literal shit hole.

He probably sold it off to a race needing a penal colony.

>>2412511
Nah man. Mining planet.

Strip the fucker down to the bedrock and keep going, sell the resouces off. Reduce that shit hole into a barren wasteland where nothing like the Dren can evolve ever again.

>>2412511
We already strip mined it clean, I think. So, yeah, leasing it out as Space Australia would be a pretty prudent move.

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>>2412473
>“I wouldn't worry about it, Reno. You're on the C-list anyway.” Superman replies with a wink.

>>2412508
>>2412507
>>2412502
>>2412499
So it's the previous owner fault and Batman's Paranoia. Okay that makes sense.

>>2412518
Don't fucking tempt us boy wonder. A challenge to make a better grade by punching shit is well in our alley.

>>2412518
Well at least we are in the list. Wonder if Blackfire is in the B-list (because she is best girl)

>>2412518
top bantz

>>2412523
The boy wonder is Robin though.

>>2412513
Sounds like a good plan, actually. I mean, way better to keep super criminals or threats or whatever on a prison put onto a barren rock than any prison on Earth or any of the conquered planets. That is, anyway, if we don't just kill them for maximum protection.

>>2412473

> C-list

My tiny mechanical heart is crushed. I'll just have to dry my tears on all these piles of money and seek solace in the arms of my sex goddess of a wife.

>>2412473
You arrive a few moments before Superman does, both of you meeting in the gardens just outside of your house.

The security and other armed forces within your tower don't seem to be alerted by the man of steel's presence, and you don't know if you should be relieved or agitated by their lack of response.

The two of you walk towards the home side by side, both of you sharing a rather happy expression.

As you place your hand on the sliding panel of the door, a realization hits you and you urgently address Superman.

“Oh! Before you go in, don't freak out but Amazo might be in there baking cookies or something.”

“Amazo?! Wait, YOU have Amazo?!” Superman asks, completely shocked.

“Yeah, he's super helpful around the house and makes for a good sparring buddy. Also don't tell anyone I have him otherwise some douche might try and steal him. I know he's a pretty big deal and all, so I want to keep him behind closed doors.” You calmly warn him.

“Reno he's incredibly dangerous in the wrong hands! I don't know why or how you got him baking, but I am going to have to inform the league about this.” He answers sternly.

“There's been a BOLO for him ever since he was taken from Batman, and we need to... Oh no. Reno, don't tell me...”

You just give a nervous laugh as Superman puts the pieces together, his head in his hand as he sighs.

“Let's just go see your little girl... You're something else, you know that?”

“Hahah, yeaaahhh... Oh by the way, she likes to tackle so brace yourself!” You warn him with a smile.

He nods just as you slide open the door and...

[Roll D100]

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>2412544

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>2412544

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>2412544

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>2412544
Oh yeah, forgot we had Amazo the helpful assistant to the family. Also why are we rolling, are we seeing if our baby girl knocks supes on his ass?

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>2412544

Our royal job squad is about to embarrass themselves aren't they

>>2412544
You know, I get the feeling the whole "he has a favorite movie" thing would actually work WAY better with Supes than it did with Cheshire and...pfft...Sportsmaster. Heck, it might work even better than anything else we might try to do to convince him that we don't want amazo for anything other than being a pal and househelper.

>>2412555
That makes sense, but they aren't jobbers, they took out half the enemy team. Its not their fault that they have a pet fake superman. Hmmm, I wonder if Superman would be interested in a pose off.

>>2412560
Rena was just roughhousing with them. Which usually ends in casualties for anyone not properly trained

>>2412548
RENA TACKLE!!!

Also now that i think about it. When Rena tackled Blackfire a couple of threads ago it was enough to make Blackfire get shocked or have her air taken out fir a couple of seconds. How fucking strong is our kid?

>>2412568
Full grown she can probably give a Kyrptonian a run for their money.

>>2412568
Well, she has our wifes species bullshit, our "genes", and....Darkside's dna......so A class?
>>2412570
Sounds about right.

inb4 she only wanted to meet him to fight him

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>>2412530
I kind of want to keep it and terraform it to fit our needs actually. Maybe try to push a tamraneon expansion or building it up as a base planet. Start just expanding in general. I'm hoping Reno ends up pushing to conquer and finally unify the full vega system, then take their combined metaraces and high technology into one advanced army to push his claim on Apokalypse, Gain the throne and become the a new god ruler. Pretty long term but it's ultimately what I want for Reno.

>>2412572
A class strength in her age? I'm so proud of our little pumpking!

On another note the roll could have being for o program of killing the justice league.

>>2412574
So she'll be on track to be stronger than us until you wuss out and Battery becomes the main character again?

Then she'll become a jobber.

>>2412574
Ok are you saying we will always overshadow her despite the hype until fans get sick of it?

or

She's going to surpass us for a hot second until she gives up on it all and becomes jobber prime?

>>2412574
To precious!! Hopefully we can make her grow with a better care for trainning.

>>2412579
Clearly she's going to become a scho- leader like her mother always wanted her to be, despite always going out and brawling with her dad and his friends against super powered aliens and monsters.

>>2412579
>>2412578
You guys forget that was mainly caused by Goku's lack of care for gohan. We will never do that to our pumpking!>>2412579

>>2412574
are you saying she'll grow up to be a disappointment?

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>>2412585
Imagine being a Gohanfag in this day and age.

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>>2412578
>>2412579
>>2412582
>>2412586
I'm not Toriyama!

Next post soon! Sorry for shitposts!

>>2412588
Rena? More like Jobber.

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>>2412596
This but orange skin and purple hair.

>>2412597
Rena is on record as being white-haired.

>>2412473
I mean, I get the feeling Batman doesn't really know Reno that well.

If Reno wants to kill someone, he will walk up to their face and look them in the eye while doing it. None of that weak ambush bullshit. He's a front-stabber.

>>2412600
Wasn't sure offhand desu.

>>2412596
>he got an education, a real job, and a wife and kid instead of a bigger karate number

What a fag, Piccolo would slap him with his dick if Namekians had dicks

>>2412587
Each new episode of super makes me want to die

>>2412610
Only one more left. And this time, esto really es el fin.

what if Rena Blanca?

>>2412587
I genuinely feel bad for them

>>2412615
Until the next movie.

And then . . . well, we'll see what the Marketing Gods decide.

>>2412544


The moment you open the door Rena is standing in the middle of the hall with a piece of paper in one of her tiny hands.

She looks completely frozen, as if she can't comprehend you standing side by side with her idol.

It's quiet for a moment, then you try to speak.

“Hey Rena, look who daddy brough-”

“AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!”

Rena screams with delight as she zooms off the ground like a bullet, launching herself headfirst into Superman!

Once she collides with the man of steel, you can't believe your eyes.

Superman is forced off his feet for a moment, his body lifting off the porch as he's forced to dig his heels into the stone walk-way leading up to your home.

Your jaw just hangs open, unable to really comprehend the strength your daughter just displayed.

“Oof!” Superman lurches forward for a moment, but keeps a smile on his face as Rena hugs onto his blue suit.

“Goodness, you really pack a punch!” He compliments, putting a hand on her white blanket of hair.

“AIIIIEEE!!! YOU'RE HERE! YOU'RE REALLY REALLY REALLY HERE!!” Rena continues the scream, her dangling feet starting to kick excitedly as she clings onto him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axdgvK-PUr0

You just lean against the door frame watching your daughter be the happiest you've ever seen her, feeling somewhat proud of yourself for not disappointing her.

Rena eventually lets go and starts bouncing up and down on her tiny feet, beaming excitedly up at her hero.

“Superman! Superman! Did you get my letters Superman?!” She asks feverishly, unable to calm herself.

“You bet! You know what else?” He asks, taking a knee to get closer to the little girl's height.

“What? What?!”

“I read all of them!”

“EEEEEE!!!”
She waves her arms like crazy, the paper in her hand flapping loudly with her motions.

A: “Hey princess, what's in your hand?”

B: “What did you write to Superman baby-girl?”

C: “Hey Superman, do you think my daughter is stronger than you? That looked like a clean hit!”

D: “Well Rena, what are you going to do now that Superman's here?”

E: Just sit back and watch the two. This is your daughter's moment.

[Two votes permitted]

>>2412626
>D: “Well Rena, what are you going to do now that Superman's here?”
E: Just sit back and watch the two. This is your daughter's moment.

>>2412626
>E: Just sit back and watch the two. This is your daughter's moment.

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>>2412615
Do you think Reno Blanco could defeat El Hermano Vegas?

>>2412626
>E.

>>2412626
>E: Just sit back and watch the two. This is your daughter's moment.

>>2412627
This, Also go and make some coffee with our bestdad in the world mug.

>>2412626
>E: Just sit back and watch the two. This is your daughter's moment.

>>2412626

>D: “Well Rena, what are you going to do now that Superman's here?”

>E: Just sit back and watch the two. This is your daughter's moment.

Can we record this? It'd be an adorable home movie for later.

>>2412615
>>2412617
>>2412629
I'm not on the up and up on Dragon ball super but I've seen stuff like this around, what the fuck kind of epic maymay is this? The spanish has me intrigued

>>2412638
weird mexican DBZ fan stuff shitposting

>>2412626
>E
>A

>>2412626
>D: “Well Rena, what are you going to do now that Superman's here?”
>E: Just sit back and watch the two. This is your daughter's moment.

>>2412635
This

>>2412637
Also this

>>2412626
>D: “Well Rena, what are you going to do now that Superman's here?”

>>2412638
Basically Mexican fan shit came true now all the memes are in Spanish. I'm not 100% sure about El Hermano though.

>>2412626

E: Just sit back and watch the two. This is your daughter's moment.
>Get the fucking Camera to record this all

>>2412636
>>2412651
Changing to make sure we get that camera

>>2412638
A mexican made a stupid fan animation of gohan going blanco and beating up jiren while using the animation from the super buu fight
El hermani comes from a click bait video

>>2412640
>>2412649
Alright, sound fun.
>>2412651
Supporting, also get Blackfire, she needs to see how happy Rena is and we need to make Supes know that Blackfire is top girl leagues better than Lois Lane will ever be

>>2412626
>E
Record this shit for proof

>>2412626
>E: Just sit back and watch the two. This is your daughter's moment.

>>2412626
>D
>E

>>2412651
>>2412635
>>2412627
this is best combo

>>2412626
>A: “Hey princess, what's in your hand?”
>E: Just sit back and watch the two. This is your daughter's moment.

>>2412629
Sometimes I'm really glad I drew my line at SSGSS.

Beerus and Hit are cool though.

>>2412626
>D: “Well Rena, what are you going to do now that Superman's here?”
>E: Just sit back and watch the two. This is your daughter's moment.

>>2412626
>D: “Well Rena, what are you going to do now that Superman's here?”
>E: Just sit back and watch the two. This is your daughter's moment.

>>2412626
>D: “Well Rena, what are you going to do now that Superman's here?”
>E: Just sit back and watch the two. This is your daughter's moment.

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>inb4 Rena takes Supes by the hand to her room for a tea party the Thunderforce are glad to sit out of for once
>Meanwhile, Blackfire's face when she sees supes

>>2412657
Echoing this.

This is a great for one of those home footage montages.

>>2412626
>A
>E

>>2412626
>D
>E


“Well Rena, what are you going to do now that Superman's here?” You ask your excited child.


“I'm gonna try out for the Justice League!!” She shouts confidently.

“I dunno, you might be too young for that right now...” You tease, rubbing your chin while giving Superman a wink.

“Your father's right, but if you can show me how super special you are, I can reserve a spot for you!” Superman tells her, inciting another happy wave of her arms.

“Okay!!” She happily chirps, and immediately takes to the sky.

Rena and her Mother often take flights around the city together when they have time, and USUALLY they don't get into trouble. However, if she's going to fly around with Superman then you have absolutely no worries.

You decide to just sit back and watch the two play and show off for hours, feeling a great warmth in your heart watching your daughter's dreams come true.

Taking out your phone, you also make sure to take some pictures and videos, sending them all to Blackfire in hopes of some future fun in the bedroom.

After an hour or two, Superman and your daughter plant their feet back on the ground and join you for a group photo.

The picture you take is of the both of you and Superman pressing your shoulders together with Rena sitting happily atop them, the three of you sharing a smile.

After making that your new phone wallpaper, Rena is now in your arms, hugging onto you while smiling back at Superman.

“I don't think I can thank you enough, Superman. Take all this time out of your day to visit my Daughter means a lot...” You tell him, Rena nodding with you in agreement.

“It's nothing, really.” He modestly replies, glancing down at the paper your daughter gave him with a smile.

“She's a good kid. Strong too!” He compliments, ruffling her hair and making the girl giggle.

“So, you're sure you're okay with her joining the Justice League despite your... Family business?” Superman asks, wording his question very carefully.

A: “We'll cross that bridge when we get to it, Superman.”

B: “Of course! My daughter can do whatever she wants.”

C: “I dunno, I think she could make a good sidekick! Wouldn't you sweetie?”

[One vote permitted]

>>2412751
>B: “Of course! My daughter can do whatever she wants.”

>>2412751
>“Of course! My daughter can do whatever she wants.”

Grown up rena brings home supermans son wat do?

>>2412751
>C: “I dunno, I think she could make a good sidekick! Wouldn't you sweetie?”

Let's keep it light. Toy around with her, but not explicitly or in a roundabout way say "I'd rather not." Got a fear that if we go with >B. we'd accidentally go into spoiled mode.

>>2412751
>B: “Of course! My daughter can do whatever she wants.”

>>2412751
>B: “Of course! My daughter can do whatever she wants.”
Not like we're actually breaking any laws or teaming up with Luthor. Just some morally gray stuff which is part for the course in most corporations

>>2412751
>A: “We'll cross that bridge when we get to it, Superman, but if its something she truly wants than I wont stand in her way.

>>2412751
>A: “We'll cross that bridge when we get to it, Superman.”

She's the princess of three conquered planets, the league might complicate things. We'll see.

>>2412751
>B: “Of course! My daughter can do whatever she wants.”
"We are all a product of circumstance, and I will make sure hers are better than mine."

>>2412751
>D: My business is completely legit superman, i may keep questionable company but everything i do is legal

>>2412751
>A: “We'll cross that bridge when we get to it, Superman.”

She'll join it if Reno gets murked by Doomsday, but she won't if he gets murked by Bizarro.

>>2412751
>"I plan to support her in whatever she wants to do with her life."

>>2412751
A: “We'll cross that bridge when we get to it, Superman.”

>>2412751
>B: “Of course! My daughter can do whatever she wants.”

>>2412751

>B: “Of course! My daughter can do whatever she wants.”

Maybe we should talk with Wonder Woman or Martian Manhunter if we're worried about the cross over of political positions and membership in the JL in Rena's future.