>>2457538
STARNON NEVER

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>>2457538
FIRST HAREMNON FOREVER

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Hello my dears, we're home.

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>>2457538
>>2457538

>Just behind the sealed doors of Echo Creek High school's public bathrooms
>Lies a series of dirty stalls and a dingy bathroom window
>A beam of light creaks in across the dark wooden walls
>It illuminates the dripping sinks
>Their rust
>The black and green molds that have been growing upward from the drains ever since this sub basement of a pit was created
>By the boy
>The man
>The myth
>The legend
>The dickhead with the magical skeletons that did all the work and didn't even get a coffee break

>Anonymous McMoot
>That's you
>You aren't even in the bathroom
>You're deeper
>Dankerly buried
>In THE HOLE
>A portal to a magical realm
>Or a realm of magic
>Whichever you prefer to call it
>A place of TOTAL BLACKNESS
>Where Starless skies lit by a single, unblinking eye of a moon
>Occasionally split by a crack of lightning
>Hold the floating shadow of castle
>Opulent and Imperial
>There
>In the top window of that castle
>With it's spires of crackling technological nightmares
>It's walls of living thorns and bone
>Is a light
>A single light
>A light that reads... 5:59 am
>Because it's a clock
>One, that after so long
>Finally ticks over

>EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

https://youtu.be/-vjZQZKVdUM

>WAKE UP
>WAKE UP ANONYMOUS
>It's a brand new day
>The first of many
>In a whole new world

In all it's terrible glory.

cont

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Back into Hell we go.

>>2457543
LUNA A THOT!!!!!

>>2457538
STARNON CONFIRMED FOR NEVER

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>>2457541
FUCK OFF

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>>2457538
WE
ARE
BACK!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjR7JZbdONs

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>>2457546
>>2457546

>Under the blankets something stirs
>Something anciet
>Terrible
>A HAND EMERGES FROM THE COMFY DEPTHS
>it's pink
>Leathery
>With blackened bone spikes erupting from between the knuckle of each finger
>It even has five of them
>Gross

>WHACK!
>R.I.P. Alarmotron
>A human hand emerges
>Smooth
>Natural
>With only 4 fingers like a proper living thing
>It tosses the remains out of the window
>Where it clatters onto a huge pile of junk, trash and food wrappers
>The covers toss back
>You smile
>Specifically up at the ceiling mirror you installed right next to your 8x10' phathead sticker of Viper the rapper

A: "It's yaboi."

>YOU ARE ANONYMOUS
>AWAKE
>ALIVE
>Naked, mostly
A: "Ugh. Feels like I've been asleep forever..."
>A noise catches your ear
>A scratching at the door
>A pounding

>The door to your room is swelling with some sort of weight being pressed upon it

>However there are other matters
>Ones you can already detect with your SPECIAL SENSES
A: "Haha man, I smell like a foot's butthole."
>It's true

>There is a bathroom attached to your room
>The door seriously looks like it might pop any second
>Your phone has two notifications

Anonymous...

WHAT
DO!?

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>>2457546
mofo we LIVE

>>2457546

LISTEN UP YOU FUCKS

>>2457546
>Wow, I was in a comma for a long time.

>>2457553

M E M E

>>2457553
Check what messages we got while we go take a shower.

>Take a shower.

>>2457553
We check our phone and respond like a proper gentleman

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>>2457553
conquer Mewni

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>>2457553
Check your notifications while walking to the bathroom to take a shower.

NO MORE STAGNATION TIME TO ACT AND GET READY FOR A NEW DAY

>>2457553
Check phone, open door


Woo, second for JacJaNon!

>>2457553
>check your notifications
>take shower

>>2457553
TAKE A SHOWER AND DRESS SLAVISHLY

>>2457553
>Shower

>>2457553
Open the door then take a shower.

>>2457556
>TRIPFAGGING
We've not even started and you're shitting things up

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>>2457560
trip off fag

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>>2457553
>>2457567
also EXTERMINATE THE PONYHEADS

>>2457553
>Get in da shower

>>2457541
fpbp

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>>2457553
What else TO do?
>fuck with the bathroom a bit

>>2457538
It is GOOD to be back. Thanks again, Quest... I always knew you'd come back

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Rolled 6 (1d20)

FIRST ROLL OF SEASON 2
ITS GOOD TIMES COMING THROUGH

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>>2457602
>6
oh no
pls stop rolling

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>2457553

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>2457602
Watch and learn son. First QUALITY ROLL for season 2

Rolled 11 (1d20)

sorry for wasting this 20

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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>2457602
Step aside bro, lemme show you how it's done.

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>>2457615
>wasting a 19
kys

>>2457553
check phone
bathe
avoid school
>>2457542
>muscles
>not with janna
This infuriates me

>>2457553
>Check phone
>Take Shower
>Internal Monologue on what we did Last night
>...no wait, what have we been doing for past few months?!

https://youtu.be/Yl1mH0DROQM welcome home guys

>>2457553
Show ya nasty ass stank and swamp ass away, don't forget to get that BODY BODY BODY BODY BLOCK on since you do need to met with the luncheon with dear ol' Mommy dearest and then we'll see what happens after eh?

Rolled 18 (1d20)

Easy 20

>>2457637
>>2457570
>>2457562
I Vote for all these three.

Need an internal monologue pretty now.

>>2457637
ayy yo, this one

Rolled 9 (1d20)

i would like a 20 please

Rolled 10 (1d20)

Watch this one

Rolled 11 (1d20)

What could go wrong?

>>2457553
oh, and shower

>CHECK THE DATE !
>CHECK OUR PHONE!
>WHERE IS OUR MOM?

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THE VOTES

>Check Phone
>Shower

>Anon?
>Bathing?
>It really is a new world, isn't it?

>Your right arm quivers
>Mumbles to itself while clicking the long claw-like nails it has against it's palm
>Your phone brangs
>Then bings
>Then even rings

Ph: https://youtu.be/C1MA32qrCJs
>You look at your arm
A: "Well?"
>Muscles is your arms name
>You know this because you named him
>Because you are AWFUL at naming things
>He's a murderer
>A form of rapist
>Probably your best friend
>At least your starter pokemon
>He doesn't want to touch the phone
>Local news said it would give him cancer
A: "Muscles we 'are' the cancer."
>Muscles wants you to speak for yourself
>Then relents when you remind him that since it's the third shower of the month you might let Janna do that thing she likes with him
>He stretches across the room and grabs your phone
>As you head for the door


ANONYMOUS
YOUR INVENTORY

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1pf0s8VrRef23OUoV6IiF9gtMG8hQkg1U3XKdEI3GScs/edit#

>You've got some mad levels of dosh
>Especially for a small boy with no bills
>Fuck bills
>Fuck school
A: "Fuck Marco!"
>You espouse as your feet slap on the cold, white tiles of your bathroom

>You slap down your morning wood in order to get a proper piss
>As you do so
>Oh hey

THE WAND

>It's hanging on the shower curtain
>A piece of steel ramrodded in the stone walls
>Your precious instrument of terror
>Your scepter
>You grab it

>FWOOSH
>Then use it to start brushing your teeth because you're magic and fuck the bullshit
>You got money like dat

>Muscles returns to you with phone in hand
>The door stops SLAMMING itself
>As you hear a dirt riddled voice

???: "Move out of mein vay you stewpid animal! I need to speak to zeh Mayshter abou-"
???: "BARK! BARKABARK!"
???: "H-hey now! Das a gut Doggy!"
>A velociraptor noise permeates the walls
>You hear a scream
>Then the sound of a taser
>Then silence

A: "..."
>Muscles flip open your screen since you've shown him your lock patter
>Issa dick

???: "I'MSORRY!"
???: " https://youtu.be/yfET0qhZMCo?t=5 "

>That was probably your swamp drake
>Who's going to maul your technology expert
>Again

A: "What a bitch."
>After finally pissing you get to see what's on your phone

cont

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>>2457727
>>2457727


>TEXT FROM JACKIE LYNN THOMAS

A: "ah!"

>Your heart jumps a little
>Jackie
>That name's associated with a lot of things to you
>Head pets
>Soft laps
>Seeing a girl get swallowed whole by a demon and still want to stand by you and face the terrors of the multiverse

J: "Hey, tiger. Don't skip the first day back. I wanna see you today."
>She's sent a picture
>It's of a seagull with a crab struggling in it's beak
>The crab is stabbing at the bird with a fork
J: "Heh. Saw your spirit animal on my run today."


>TEXT FROM MARCO DIAZ
>You snarl
A: "Fuck Marco."
>Then remember you 'almost' made up with him
>Then glance at the image
M: "C u at the front gate. Hope they repaired the pools."
M: "Sorry, wrong #"
M: "How you been, dude?"

>TEXT FROM MOM
A: "Mom?"
Yes, darling?
A: "AH!"
>You shake your brain clear of the sultry voice that just rang from your spine
A: "N-no, Mom not you.
Ah. Emily, again?
A: "Yeah."
That's twice this month she's contacted you. A new record.
A: "Europe must be getting boring."

>You turn on the shower

or at least...
you try.

>>2457602
First roll of the quest.

>A 6
>What a bless.

https://youtu.be/9n2Ccb8sYfg

A: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
>WHY
>WHY IS THE SHOWER LIKE THIS
>FULL OF KNOBS
>LEVERS
>RUN ENTIRE ON SPACE RECLAIMED MAGNETS

>The water is currently freezing
>You are also being electrocuted
>You need to answer these texts

You should go snuggle with a few lightning drake hatchlings. Build your resistance.
A: "WherZZTe are youZZT even?"

Downstairs. Come get breakfast whenever your ready.
A: "It'sZZZTTTZZTT *you're, Mom."
Not according to -your- last ten texts to Janna it isn't.

What do?

>>2457735
>continue showering despite the pain. We have had worst than this
>go get some grub fool

>>2457735
Finish showering.
The world can wait for Anonymous.

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>>2457735
We begin our conquest of Mewni

>>2457735
Answer Jackie back
Meme Marco
What even does Emily want?

>>2457735
Reset shower

Take shower

Text back to everyone (yes this includes Marco)
Be...cordial

>>2457727
thatta boy

>>2457735
finish bathing, pet son, go talk to mom

>>2457735
>>2457745
Sounds decent

>>2457754
Actually nah fuck this.

Finish shower and get some god damn eats. We need to get Muscles his muddafuckin' gains.

>>2457756
>>2457753
also this

>>2457735
Finish Shower, PAIN BUILDS RESISTANCE
Then question why the fuck the shower has literal shower of sparks.
Realize it was made by Wonderbutt and then kick said wonderbutt

Go get breakfast

Head to school I suppose after breakfast

Text to Jackie; Yup b there in 2 winks
Text to Marco; Working on resistance training, you?

Also send texts AFTER the shower because I doubt phone has stronk lightning resistance

>keep showering until clean
We ain't no bitch.

>>2457753
Later man, have tact. We need breakfast. Can't conquer on an empty stomach.

>>2457745
don't forget to get dressed, no need to flash mother

>>2457735
>>2457749
If it's too much to bear, keep trying to operate the shower to stop zapping.

>>2457773
fine
>>2457735
>>2457753
finish showering
get some breakfast
text jackie back
AND THEN WE PLOT TO CONQUER MEWNI

>>2457735
>>2457759
Futhermore, pet Bow. He a gud boi.

Also, don't get dressed. There is need to flash mother

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>>2457735
Get out of the shower
ASK WONDERVON WHY OUR SHOWER IS ELECTROCUTING US.

Tell Jackie we won't skip for sure.
>LATE FOR WHAT?! SCHOOL?

Tell Marco you're cool. Ask him who he's going to the pool with.
Star probably. We know. Fucking Marco. Soon.

Tell mom you're fine. Ask how she is.
Tell her to call more often.

>>2457755
>support

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>Emily barely contacts Anon
well, its not like the shame of abusing your only son for years to the point of him being completely socially inept and derange is going to cause any issues, so its perfectly fine to just abandon your blood and tour some crummy castles

>>2457800
It is that very shame that makes her think that she is not fit to be a mother so she has practically resigned from that role now that she has been seemingly so completely replaced.

>>2457810
She isn't fuckin' fit to be a mother. What makes you think she was ever fit?

>>2457735
>>2457789
Supporting this.

>>2457735
Stop Bow from mauling our tech guy and pet the boy.
Reset and then continue shower.
Text people after shower.
Tell Jackie we'll see her soon.
Tell Marco to say high to his parent for us.
Get the Tech guy to fix the shower because that's not how it should be functioning.
Go eat breakfast with mom.
then meet Jackie before school.

Shower
Breakfast
Text

In that exact order. If Wondervon is still in one piece, ask him what the deal is with the shower

>>2457817
When did I ever imply that she was.

She was once. Not so sure now.

>>2457826
Oh, OK! Then never mind! Sorry for being rude!

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>>2457800
>emily is a bad person
it's almost like we've known this since the beginning
>>2457821
>stop bow
You're not a very supportive parent

>>2457841
I also want to pet him afterward which would encourage him to maul more for pettings

>>2457841
We kinda want tech guy to be loyal no?

>>2457735
shoot self

>>2457735
Stop Bow before one of them makes the other sick.

>>2457735
>>2457891
Also supporting

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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>Continue Showering
>In the lightning


Anonymous...

ROLL CON!

>You shudder
>Shake inside the copper tub
>Glare at the controls
A: "This issZZZHh somebody'sSH fault."
>Controls which you leave totally in place
A: "AND IT'S CERTAINLY NOT MINE!"


>You snatch a nearby hand-hold Wondervon put inside your shower
>Wondervon
>The Moleman scientist you 'aquired' from the desert kingdom of Purrkistan
>A place populated by cat-like beings with human faces
>He was trying to peddle his robot son off to the king
>Who was known for collecting rare and beautiful creatures
>He was denied
>Tried to slap the city
>You slappt him
>Then let him work for you in exchange for his pitiful, rotund life
>Right now
>You're wondering about that decision

A: "WONDERBREAD!"
>You scream into the communicator panel on your wall
W: "Maeshta! AHH!"
>You hear snarls
>Dinosaur shrieks
W: "PLEASE! CALL OF ZEH DRAKE!"
A: "WHY IS MY SHOWER ELECTROCUTING ME!?"
W: "Y-AH! You're still in it!?"
A: "OF COURSSHSHHHZZZZZ I AM! I NEEDED A SHOWER!"
W: "You could DIE from the shock!"
A: "AND MY GHOST WILL RAPE YOU TO DEATH FOR IT."
W: "Please, Maestaer! Don't let the Lizard eat me and I'll fix it! I JUST NEEDED A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME!"


>You slap out some responses to your peeps

>TO JACKIE

A: "Can't wait to see you. I'm not skippin' on that."
J: "Stop trying to be sweet. It's creepy."
A: "You're creepy. I'm clearly disabled and you're taking advantage."
J: "Finest downy I've ever seen."
A: "HAHAazh can electricity give you brain damage? Asb fing 4 fren"
J: "What?"

>You close the message

>TEXT TO MARCO

A: "Say hi to your mom for me."
M: "d-did you send that to the wrong number?"
A: "No."

>TEXT TO MOM

E: "Hi, Sweetie! Just checking up on you! Do you miss me? We just hit Germany. Look at this!"

>She's sent you a picture of a pretzel
>Size of the entire table

E: "It's impossible to not gain weight here haha."
A: "Not in the right camps it's not."
E: "We're not camping! We're using ur awesome door thing."
A: "I'm ok."
E: "ok, hun. Stay that way! You deserve it!"

I think you know that by now.

>Now about that CON roll

>>2457735
>Finish shower
>perform >>2457754 while dressing and getting breakfast
>Find out what Wondervon wanted

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>2457899
PLEASE

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>2457899
I FORGET OUR CON SO A FLAT 20 IT IS!

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>2457899

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>2457899

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>2457899
Cant remember what the bonus was but here we go

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>2457899
GRIT THEM TEETH BOI
I forget what our stats are

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>2457899
rip

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>2457899
God, it feels like forever since i last did this. I promise I didn't cheat on you with any other Quests

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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>2457899
What's our con? Who cares, here's the roll anyways.

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Rolled 3 (1d20)

Get ready for a nat 1>>2457899

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>2457899
I am the fucking strong

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>2457899
rolllllllll

Rolled 9 (1d20)

Rolled 2 (1d20)

I ALMOST missed this shit.

>>2457926
Fuck off acid.
>>2457922
WOOOOP WOOOP!

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>2457899

whew lad

Rolled 1 (1d1)

>>2457899
rollan

>>2457899

RULES & INFO
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tCRdRobirqFcRLt9geOSrWjM8gJGCWFuBcUsNAklpoI

ANON'S STATS
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1R66kWytq_Ar3zyEA8R05DYJT0NNJiYT5uKAD4OdFOY0

Stop Bow from eating WOndevron. Let him explain, but he better also explain about the shower.

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>>2457942
you bitch

>>2457943
>>2457899
fuck

Here's Anon's stats so far as I can remember them.

Con=+11
Will=+17
The only ones we need

Chr=+7
The only one we really want.

>>2457899
Right also plans.

Whistle to Bow to come to daddy
See what Wonder wants
Put on pants
Get breakfast
Chat with Mum cuz fuck you we live in the school now
Meet up with Jackie

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>2457899
these rolls are too high

>>2457951
Implying we need charisma when we have autism and stone cold determination

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>>2457958

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>>2457974
>6'3''

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Anon, as I have seen him in the first season, is a hypocritical, uncaring, wretch of a godling who absolutely refuses to better himself in any way, shape, or form beyond physically improving his statline. He makes false promises to do better and callously disregards others at his own convenience. While he sometimes pursues his own twisted definition of "justice," he does so only at his own profit and only if he has something substantial to gain from the act. More often than not, he is willing to murder people over small slights, demonstrated in Purrkistan, his school, and during the junkyard tournament where he was willing to burn a man to death to win $200.

Perhaps the most disturbing part of his psyche is how he could possibly view his friends if what is said in the Discord is anything to go by. They are seen as objects, things to be manipulated into being devoted to him. I have seen a few plans aimed towards driving a wedge into prior relationships held between his friends and third parties so that he may subjugate those parties while also keeping those friends. One of the more prominent plans in my mind was to kill Star, drive Moon into a grief filled madness aimed towards the monsters so that Hekapoo would distance herself from Mewni, giving Anon the go ahead to conquer both without directly upsetting his "sister".

Undoubtedly the most disgusting thing about Anon is his self pity. He supposedly hates himself but refuses to do anything about it, instead often doubling down on hurting others unrepentantly while pointing to Fate's discrimination and his horrific childhood as excuses. What had happened to him was extremely terrible but rather than attempt to overcome, he has allowed himself to be defined by it, his every action a tantrum lashing out at a world he feels owes him and willingly emulating a father he knows is wrong without a care to who gets hurt or what he destroys.

How anyone or anything in the quest could actually see something of worth within this corrupt, mewling excuse of a person is beyond my comprehension unless he is just that damn good at hiding his true face from others.

>>2457979
u meanie, he a gud boi

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>2457899

>>2457979
Rude.

>>2457979
That's why we love him.

>>2457979
personally can't argue against you but It makes for a fun ride so nyeh!

>>2457979
i'll fuckin fight you

>>2457979
Miss me with that gay shit mewgger

>>2457979
supporting

>>2457979
Anon's an asshole, that's without a doubt true. He's also manipulative and has a hair's trigger of an anger switch.

I sincerely hope the discord talk about taking over Mewni is just dumb memes because frankly I see no justification or reason for Anon to do such a thing after all his characterization and the development from Season 1.

But he's also aware of his issues and I do not see validity in your open statement. Like a third of the struggle in the original quest was Anon opening up to other people and letting them into his life. He's obviously trying to better himself, its just his base state is as an absolute unlikable douchenozzle.

>>2457979
Is this some manner of pasta? Anon has bettered himself constantly, he's gone out of his way to protect his friends, and he's been forgiving to his mother even when she hasn't deserved it, he's shown mercy to people who've tried to kill him, and restraint when he didn't have to. Defending his right to exist while reality have actively attempted to be rid of him doesn't make him a bad person. OOC plans made by random people that no one ever listens to has nothing to do with Anon as a person.

ANON IS A GUD BOI
HE DIDNT DO NUFFIN
HE SAVED THE TOWN

>>2457979
That's why he needs the power of LOVE AND MAGIC that only you can provide. STARNON ENDGAME

>>2457979
Wew spicy boi is spicy

I wanna aim him for being a gud boi!

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>2457899
>Honk

>>2458012
STARNON NEVER FAGGOT!
>>2458013
Which reminds me, we need to remove his literal homo possibilities.

>>2458012
>Starnon
Quality Meme!

>>2458021
>we need to remove his literal homo possibilities.
No, taking Marco will be the ultimate revenge against Star. We took Jackie from Marco, and will take Marco from Star. The ultimate victory. And in the end we will cuck them all by marrying Janna

>>2458021
>being afraid of a hot brown ass
What are you, a fag?

>>2458033
Take your shit faggot tendencies elsewhere, we are helping a good boy that only fucks his girlfriend and her friend in consensual threesomes. The arm is his own thing, and everything is a hole to a blender with fingers.

>>2458042
Jackie's ass is nice and brown after that tan she got, Marco isn't worth going down the fagside.

>>2458021
I want Anon to have Marco's babies.
And for Jackie to cradle his swelling belly.
And for Hek to roll her eyes at the dumb kids and continue breastfeeding Anon's and her's kid.
And for Janna to call them all nerds, spank Anon on the ass, get slapped on the ass in return, and then Leeroy Jenkins off to do some witchy adventure.

>>2458048
>>2458053
bruh, Starconon or gtfo

>>2458061
Jackie a best

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>>2457918
>>2457918
WINNER!

>27

>>2457922
+2

>You shake
>Rattle
>roll
>Your phone beeps in and out of the coma that you've basically put yourself in
>Your skin vibrates against the copper
>Your eyes feel like jello that's trying to fuck the back of your sockets
>Your teeth clatter into one another so hard
>CRK
>CRKKKRK
>You think they'd crack
>However

>twenty fucking 9

A: "THIS....ONLY...GETS ME HARDER."
>You clench your jaw
>SHAMP
>OO
>You roll in the tub
>Bounce
>Wiggle
>Bounce
>Wiggle
>Shakem all dem BrAINS out

A: "PHWA!"
>Your scalp is cooking
>You pop out
>Muscles is on the bathroom counter
>Scanning his fingers over a "Glove lovers monthly" magazine
A: "Pass me a towel?"
>Muscles looks at you
>Grabs the rubber floor mat
>Then WRAPS IT AROUND YOUR HEAD
A: "HMPFM!"
>You slip
>Crack your skull a little
A: "AH! MY FIRE WOUNDS!"
>With buns utterly toasted you emerge
>Slather your body dry
>Then, with your buttcheeks spasming in tandem you get dressed
>Lean out your door and look down the huge spiral staircase that leads up to your room
>You know what must be done
>You have a need
>A NEED
>TO FEED
>Fuck stairs
>Fuck walking
>Fuck using your portals scissors because since Luna and your's world operates on an entirely unique form of physics shit would get whacky

>So you slide
>Right down the banister
A: "Bow!"
>You cry as you fly down
A: "C'mere boy! C'mere and see daddy!"
>A bark responds
>You flip off the staircase
>You have shit dex
>Muscles however
>Snaps up like the webbing of a Spider everyone wants pictures of
>Hangs you from the chandelier
>Then drops you down
>On the first landing before the floor

cont

>>2458061
Fuck it, Star is better than being a faggot,
>>2458065
this is also true.
>>2458067
Eeeeeeeeeh

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>>2458067
>>2458067

>In the main hall you see her
>Seated there
>In a full sized chair
>On a tiny red velvet pillow
>She's wearing a hat
>Pale white
>With a blue flower on the side
>Whenever she turns quickly
>Which she does when she sees you
>The white surface swirls as if it were milk suspended in a jar with blue oil
>It resettles as she does, taking on the blue hue as it's primary coloration

L: "Anonymous."

>Luna coos

L: "I've made 'Pancakes'."

>QUESTIONS TIME, MY BOYS

>LORE CHECK

Time for some decisions...

>Where has Bow been most of the time?

>Allowed to roam the DARK WORLD Mewmus

>Kept inside the Castle

>Allowed to play on Earth


What project did you give to WONDERVON after the war?

>Make the castle Livable

>Get more Weaponry

>Skeleton Butler

and of course...

S: "Anown!"

>Susan
>What did you do with Susan?


>REVIVE (Horrible ritual that will have left Anon with some form of physical scar and will nullify UPGRADING THE CASTLE) in the last few months

Susan will have her own, living body.
She will not be a puppy.

>REBUILD AND REMAKE
Susan was a soul bound to a magnificent set of teeth when you last had her.
You're stronger than the average warlock. Or necromancer.
You could have a new zombie body for her. Designed from simple pixie girl to a hulking beast. (She will still be undead and have no WILL of her own)

or

>GHOST FRIEND
You could release her soul into the physical world. Sustained by your WILL like any undead. However she is a cute but mostly incorporeal creature. Only able to affect the world in small ways.

>She will immediately try to hold your hand whenever she sees you and it's cold

>>2458072
Bow's been wandering around Mewmus, eating whatever he can find. Don't want to keep him cooped up or let loose on earth

Make the castle livable, obviously. War's over, gotta make this place super comf.

And of course make Susan a real living goil!

>>2458067
>EARTH
>LIVABLE
>REBUILD

Drakes need sunlight.
Our castle needs to be a home and a base.
Zombina, stronger, faster, more powerful

>>2458072
>Allowed to play on Earth
>Make the castle Livable
>REVIVE

>>2458087
Support

>>2458072
>Bow
>Allowed to play on Earth
Playdates with the Witches creatures/babies

Susan
>REVIVE (Horrible ritual that will have left Anon with some form of physical scar and will nullify UPGRADING THE CASTLE) in the last few months

>>2458072
>We take Bow with us everywhere
>Revive Susan
Best daughter zombie gets a shiny new lease on life, we can buff castle stuff later...the shower needs to get fixed now though.

>>2457979
'Anon, as I have seen him in the first season, is a hypocritical, uncaring, wretch of a godling who absolutely refuses to better himself in any way, shape, or form beyond physically improving his statline. He makes false promises to do better and callously disregards others at his own convenience. While he sometimes pursues his own twisted definition of "justice," he does so only at his own profit and only if he has something substantial to gain from the act. More often than not, he is willing to murder people over small slights, demonstrated in Purrkistan, his school, and during the junkyard tournament where he was willing to burn a man to death to win $200.'

I disagree with Anon refusing to improve himself. He's doing it, just not the way you like. Sure, he's not becoming a better person in the way most people would think but honestly the whole quest has been a damaged person growing.

Can't disagree that he's killed people over petty shit, but that's Anon.

'Perhaps the most disturbing part of his psyche is how he could possibly view his friends if what is said in the Discord is anything to go by. They are seen as objects, things to be manipulated into being devoted to him. I have seen a few plans aimed towards driving a wedge into prior relationships held between his friends and third parties so that he may subjugate those parties while also keeping those friends. One of the more prominent plans in my mind was to kill Star, drive Moon into a grief filled madness aimed towards the monsters so that Hekapoo would distance herself from Mewni, giving Anon the go ahead to conquer both without directly upsetting his "sister".'

>>2458072
>Mewmus

>Make the castle Livable

>REVIVE

>>2458087
>support

>>2458072
Bow
>Mewni. It's his homeland, after all.
Wondervon
>Castle Renovations
Susan
>Rebuild and Remake

>>2458072
>>REBUILD AND REMAKE
>Allowed to play on Earth
>Make the castle Livable

YOU CANT REVEIVE SUSAN AND UPGRADE THE CASTLE

ALSO SUSAN IS ALREADY A REAL GIRL

>>2457979
>>2458106

Oh for sure! The players are fucking horrible in this regard! However, I think Anon himself does care about his friends. The players are a shit. The players want horrible things.

Anon was just subject to their autism, and is slowly breaking free via his development, I think.
That and we've stopped ourselves from doing the most abhorrent things. Because a lot of those plans are fucking stupid you know?

'Undoubtedly the most disgusting thing about Anon is his self pity. He supposedly hates himself but refuses to do anything about it, instead often doubling down on hurting others unrepentantly while pointing to Fate's discrimination and his horrific childhood as excuses. What had happened to him was extremely terrible but rather than attempt to overcome, he has allowed himself to be defined by it, his every action a tantrum lashing out at a world he feels owes him and willingly emulating a father he knows is wrong without a care to who gets hurt or what he destroys.'

I repeat that Anon was a hurt boy and has been coping and growing as time has gone on.
How Anon develops is what we're influencing, and so ultimately it's the player's fault if we make him a shit.

'How anyone or anything in the quest could actually see something of worth within this corrupt, mewling excuse of a person is beyond my comprehension unless he is just that damn good at hiding his true face from others.'

Hmm.
Because they think they can do something about it?
Because they think Anon isn't irredeemable or Garbage?
Because they like Anon?
Honestly, you're just upset because Anon hasn't made tremendous progression towards the moral hero you want.

>>2458072
>Allowed to roam the DARK WORLD Mewmus
>Skeleton Butler (so we can have some progress on fixing the castle)
>REVIVE SUSAN
Supporting these.

I'd like Susan to be her own person, that's all I've got. Being a puppy is all well and good but I'd still like her to be -herself-

>>2458072
Bows been roaming mewmus
Wondervons ben focusing on making the castle livable
And of course anon brought Susan back to the world of the living

>>REBUILD AND REMAKE
>Allowed to play on Earth
>Undead legion

>>2458061
>star
>ever
dead meme

>>2458072
>Allowed to roam the DARK WORLD Mewmus
He's a tough boy, he can run free. (But we brought the Js to visit often)
>Make the castle Livable
We are suppose to be making home there, let's make it a good one to raise our Mom and drake in
>>REBUILD AND REMAKE
Not being able to upgrade the castle would be shit

>>2458072
Where has Bow been most of the time?
>Allowed to play on Earth
What project did you give to WONDERVON after the war?

>Make the castle Livable

>Susan
>What did you do with Susan?


>REVIVE (Horrible ritual that will have left Anon with some form of physical scar and will nullify UPGRADING THE CASTLE) in the last few months

>>2458072
>BOW
ROAM THE WORLD OF MEWMUS
>WONDERVON
>CASTLE UPGRADES BABBY
>SUSAN
>REVIVE

Susan needs her own body she a gud girl/.

>>2458072
Earf
Made the castle into something worthy of MTV Cribs
Rebuilt Susan into a humanoid tank.

>>2458072
>>Allowed to roam the DARK WORLD Mewmus
Bow was allowed to roam and explore Earth (WHILE SUPERVISED by some of our skeletons). We also used the time to explore the and a little.

>>Make the castle Livable
A good king is as good as his caslte.
Unfortunately because we also
>>REVIVE (Horrible ritual that will have left Anon with some form of physical scar and will nullify UPGRADING THE CASTLE) in the last few months
Our shower keeps electrocuting us and some things still don't work.

We made Susan into a real girl because... because we care?

>>2458072
>Bow was allowed to play on Earth
>Wondervon was instructed to get more Weaponry
>and Susan was REVIVE'd

>>2458072
>wander darkworld
>Make the darkworld liveable
>REVIVE

>>2458072
>Allowed to play on Earth
Our beautiful boy needs lots of sun.
>Make the castle Livable
>REBUILD AND REMAKE

>>2458072
>Allowed to play on Earth

>Make the Castle Livable

>Revive the friendo zombgirl

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Clarification post.

>IF YOU CHOOSE THE REVIVE OPTION
>YOU CANNOT HAVE CASTLE UPGRADES

As the revival ritual Luna showed you was "Complex and taxing." in her words. She was not happy with it. Still. If it's what you want. It's what you want.

>JUST KNOW IT MEANS ALL RESOURCES WERE PUT INTO IT
>NO CASTLE UPGRADES IF SUSAN HAS BEEN REVIVED

Of course he cares about his friends. He also jealously covets them and dislikes them doing things without him or them being friends with people he's isn't personally friends with.

Whether the players are voting stupidly or not, they are still explicitly part of Anon's mind and the fact that it's their decisions that are shit doesn't shift the blame from Anon whatsoever. They are a part of Anon within canon, and what they make can be considered a part of what makes up Anon.

>>2458160
>REVIVE
I know, but in the near impossible chance that Susan isn't revived I don't want my castle upgrade vote to go to waste.

>>2458160
STILL REVIVING

>>2458072
>>2458087
This, except lets make Wondervon make more weaponry.

>>2458160
That is entirely okay with me

We are anonygous we leeeejun isn't that how its supposed to go

>>2458160
Reviving anyways, duh. Aside from the retards here that don't know how to read not withstanding, Anon would never let a chance like that pass.

>>2458160
Does making the castle livable count as an upgrade?

>>2458160
make her a real girl

You guys realize we basically let her do whatever she wants even with her under our will right? There are no benefits to this.

>>2458160
>>2458099
>Changing to Weaponry then

>>2458067
>Allowed to roam the DARK WORLD Mewmus
>Make the castle Livable
>GHOST FRIEND

>>2458188
Fuck off, we helping our first friend.

>>2458160
Yes. I know.
Still revive.

>>2458188
We get the benefit of not having her drain our WILL stat and she's more sturdy and she's got all her memories back.

>>2458196
You can help without choosing revive

>>2458188
I'm inclined to agree. We kind of let her do whatever in the first place, anyways. Don't really see why we'd want to go through a bunch of unnecessary scarring and effort to revive her, when we could just let her do whatever she wanted in a cool new undead body anyways. The Will needed to maintain her is negligible at worst.

>>2458126
Supporting

>>2458160
Weapons and revival in that case

>>2458188
>not benefiting from an actual friend
baka desu sempai

Can we do Revive later Questy?

>>2458207
That isn't good enough, she helped us win our war
>>2458210
The same zombie we went to the end of reality to save. She gets a new living body.

>>2458210
This is very true

>>2458218
No.

>>2458188
I believe we told her we would in season one.
Now we can.

Alright, revive her then.

>>2458127
Gonna support this

>>2458196
Her body was formed from an amalgamation that we pieced together already. Keep the status quo, and delve deeper into soul manipulation research later. You wanna botch our first experiment dealing with that shit on Susan, whom we've already risked so much to get this far with?

>>2458237
>>2458160
Making sure you get stuck where people can see you.

>>2458245
She isn't some experiment, we can revive her NOW, the castle can be built up later. We wont get another chance otherwise.

>>2458160
EARTH.
REVIVE.


Honey Clodbottom will be our FRIEND.

>>2458257
We can revive her in a zombie bod

This is why we can't have nice things

>>2458273
Don't call her by her old slave name! She goes by Susan now!

>>2458274
Fuck off keeping her down, she gets her own body.
>>2458282
Yeah, retards keep trying to ruin shit. Must be Anon's Id or something.

Has THE COUNT started?

>>2458273
>This

>>2458295
Wew

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The count Begins.
The dark King's dogs.
Their forms are Myriad.
Their mother. Maker.
Schemer.

She smiles. Staring with her Queenish guise.
Gaze on and wonder.
Why are we even here?

>>2458160
So does this mean we're never going to be able to upgrade the castle or just temporarily

>>2458349
there's always a chance anon. We'll just have to wait and find out. It's not like our original room was all that grand. And we got our undead skeleton army... perhaps we'll make a construction battalion out of a subset of them... we DID get WonderVon to make that device to make sustaining the undead cost a shit ton less, right?

>>2458349
Of course just temporarily, its a fucking castle in a dimension we own, we can build it up even more whenever we feel like it/go junkyard raiding.

>>2458349
Think it mostly means we are pointing at what we did during our down time.

What we can do during quest however allows us to do it as a sidequest or whatever

>have to choose between revive Susan and lose castle upgrades
>revive Susan exactly as she was and lose nothing
>chooses to lose castle
Well this wasn't a knee jerk reaction caused entirely by phrasing.

>>2458381
>Not bringing Susan back to full life like we promised
What are you, an asshole who lies to his friends for his own self gain?

>>2458381
We aren't loosing castle upgrades you fucking mooks, we just postponed them to bring back Susan. And we sure as shit aren't loosing the castle.

>>2458381
But people WANT to make her alive regardless of the cost to castle upgrades.

Also, she might be be much more usefull to us this way.

>>2458381
oh, don't start shit off by being salty about it. Yeah, it'd be nice to have a decent crib to kick off the season with, but we made do with a housevator bought for a fraction of the resources we have at our disposal at the moment and it lasted the entire first season. We'll make do somehow.

>>2458394
Less about the castle and more, bringing back Susan doesn't change no matter how we do it. We just lose something this way.

>>2458349
Nah. It'll probably be able to do so later when we're less busy.

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>>2458218

THE VOTES

>Well
>How about I just let you see the results?

https://youtu.be/GVn5pafX9tM

>A din takes the hall
>The nearby ruined wooden doors shake as if suffering flashbacks
>The floor hums
>As a shape blasts out of the dark
>Hulking
>Bushy
>Luna didn't even get to ask about why you looked the way you did
>Absorbed in some sort of internal conflict that made you stare at your pancakes
>Before you get swallowed in deep green grass
>The scent of wet dirt
>Fresh leaves
>A little bit of sod
>SHRRRIIILLLLP!

A: "AH! BOW!"
B: "RRRRF!"

>You've been licked
>Over and over
>By a bright green tongue
>The saliva smells like fresh spring water
>Claws that resemble polished black wood
>Horns that creak like branches holding childhood swingsets
>Your pet
>Your friend
>The monster you hatched
>The one who's psionic link screams into your head

B: "MOTHER OTHER! OTHER! MOTHER!"
>The gigantic dewey eyes of your monstrous garden drake catch Luna's face
B: "PETS!"
>His brain screams as he slams his body forward so violently he leaves his feet
>Luna pulses pink, keeping him from knocking her, the table or the food over
>Bow lands on his back, sending crickets and frogs scattering from his foliage
>They flee not too far before heading back
A: "Damn parasites."
L: "Better they stay on him than become an invasive progenitor species."
A: "I -guess-."

>You turn and look from your rickety chair
>Then hop up
A: "Hey, Suse."

cont

>>2458433
>Dat wagging tail
you spoil us, Quest

>>2458433
That's some good shit

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>>2458433
>>2458433

>Your neck!
>Grabbed
>Your BODY!
>Slammed
S: "C'MEWE!"
>Your head
>N O O G I E D
>This voice
>This honeyed smell
>You earned this
>Made it
>Brought it back from a place long forgotten
>Soft skin rubs your cheek
>A bit of dried mud crusts on your shirt
A: "AH! Knock it off!"
S: "Sowwy, Bows. You'wer too CYUTE when you'we cwean!"
A: "What am I most of the time?"
S: "In need of mentaw hewp!"
A: "Fair."
>Susan
>She used to be dead
>She was abandoned on a road
>Killed by...well
>As she told it
>Her own people
>For loving someone she wasn't supposed to
>You know the feeling
>When you raised her it was selfish
>You needed help
>You needed protection
>She did help
>She did protect
>Something else was there however
>In her gratitude
>As a zombie she showed glimmers beyond slavering servitude
>She cared
>She chased what she loved
>She gnawed everything with such passion
>When the was was over
>There was only one answer for that
>Even if it cost you what it did

>You didn't need that black tooth
>Or the ability to whistle on purpose ever again

>What she became with that life

cont

>>2458515
>>2458515

https://youtu.be/pY8VEoVVTeI

>Strong
>Even stronger than she was intended
>She ate to make a better self
>Slept deeply
>Often beside you
>Especially when you had nightmares
>She ran
>Explored THE HOLE with you
>and Still
>She slaps the dog SHIT out of people that step up
>Her sword is mighty
>Her arm just in it's aim
>Steadfast
>True

>She rejected her old name
>Honey
>Still
>Her breath
>Her face bites
>her hugs
>All just as sweet...


SESSION PAUSE

When we return. (Later tonight) Setup for tomorrow's session will be done.

WE SHALL RETURN!

11:00pm US CENTRAL TIME!

Feel free to leave your votes and suggestions on the next post as late as ye like.

Floor is open to discussion on two big things.

>Only one other room in the castle has been cleared

choose

>Green House
>Throne room
>Library


>What's for breakfast?

>Simple family meals
>Royal feast
>SNACC

>>2458521
MOTHA FUCKA! OF COURSE THE THRONE ROOM!

ANd a royal feast for our yuge family!

>>2458521
the feast, of course
breakfast is the most important meal of the day after all

>>2458521
feast because if it's an option why not?

>>2458521
>Throne room
If we entertain guests we need a fucking nice throne room, otherwise what is the point of a fuck huge castle?

>>2458521
>Green House

>ROYAL FEAST
>WITH UNDEAD SERVANTS TO COOK DAT SHIT UP LIKE FELYNE CHEFS

>Green room
who knows what kind of potions or spells we could learn or make.
>Royal feast

>>2458521
Aw yeah gimme dat Susan Love!

Hey Anons something that never really occured to me but...SusanXAnon pairing when?

That said...

ROOM CLEARED
>THRONE ROOM
We gotta show off the swag if nothing else.

BREAKFAST
>ROYAL FEAST
Luna would at the very least ensure we were getting a good amount of nutrition for our first meal of the day, she even takes the time to make small faces out of the pancakes with fruits and some whip cream.

>>2458521
>Throne room

>Simple family meals

>>2458580
>SusanXAnon
>there are still people that want to fuck our daughter
Sad!

>>2458580
>SusanXAnon pairing when?
Literally never, Susan's a lesbian.

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>>2458521
Mh...

The Green House seems like the most essetial of rooms to clear off. Being able to produce our own food AND alchemy ingredients without having to rely on outside forces would certainly be useful.

The Throne Room might also be necesary, though. After all, a King's throne room is testament to his might, and having a dirty abandoned throne room might give a bad impression to external diplomatic parties.

The Library is a Wild Card. It could (and probably contain) vast amount of information on Mewmus lore and magic, but all of this information might be given to us by Luna as well, and we are probably not gonna spend our whole time readin about it.
HOWEVER. Wondervong might be able to do Ahem, WONDERS. with the information in those archives.

Decisions. Decisions.

Oh well.
>Royal feast for our court. Lets have Wondervon update us on what he wanted to tell us before we're off to see Jackie.

And... Green House, though we might want to speed up the openings of the Throne Room and Library ASAP.

>>2458562
it doesn't really matter because everyone's voting for throne for some reason, but lm changing to library.

We got peeps who can study that shit and make cool stuff

>>2458521
>Green House
>Simple family meals

>>2458592
>>2458521
No wait. Changing from Feast to Regular Meal and keeping Greenhouse.

I'd rather save the banquets for when we have the actual resources to do so.

A king needs his castles and feasts, but I believe practicality is key right now.

>>2458611
>practicality
We're well off financially, we can afford a feast, it would take almost nothing at all. Simple resources like food aren't a problem,

>Green House
>Simple family meals