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A: "I-..."
>You're off put by the question
A: "I'm Anonymous."
Ja: "Are you?"

>Jackie tries to point
>The burn wounds on her arm make her wince
>Then freeze in place
>Her eyes shut

Ja: "Anon I've watched you get in some serious stuff in the past."
A: "Well, yeah. Life's a fight."
Ja: "It -used- to be. You had to fight before. Now this?"
A: "If I don't get stronger."
>Your human arm rises
>As muscles
>Your monstrous right arm
>Begins to wake up
>Your fist clenches
A: "Then we're fucked. Toffee kills us. Kills me."
Ja: "I don't see Toffee here."
A: "We need the resources! I have to help my friend!"
>You point to Entropy

En: "I still do not know you."
A: "FUCKIN-"
>Her hands
>They're on you again
>For a moment
>You feel her heartbeat in her palms
>Your eyes close
>As she turns you to face her

Ja: "We're here to get what you want. To do what you want...and I've seen you win worse fights. I -do- love you...or- Or I did? I do."
>She swallows down her uncertainty
Ja: "You've changed."
A: "Bullshit."
Ja: "You -always- change."
A: "..."
Ja: "You've turned into three different monsters since you got in here, dude. You're not fighting."

>She looks down at the slime puddle you reduced one of the other fighters to

Ja: "You're eating these people alive."
A: "Fuck them."
Ja: "You don't even -know- them."
A: "So? They were gonna kill ME. I have to win this. I have to get more."
Ja: "More...that's what your monster form said."
A: "What? Bloodfeast? That's just what he's like he's swell when he's full."
Ja: "That was -you- talking. I know it was."
A: "Well the one praising this fuckin' money machine isn't."
Ja: "That's the problem. I can't know that..."

Ma: "Let us ascend. To the Champer of Champions!"

Ja: "You become WHATEVER you have to. Fighter. Wizard. Savior, king. All of it. You change. You -always- change...to get what you want."

A: "..."

Ja: "What do you want?"
A: "Everything."

Ja: "So how do I know...that I'm not just part of everything?"

A: "J-Jackie..."
>She's tearing up alright
>Yet her face
>It's so strong

Ja: "If you'll do this to people just to get what you want. How can I know you're not just becoming what -I- want too? That scared. Vulnerable. Passionate guy. You've shown me so much beauty in you, little monster boy."
>She kisses your forehead

Ja: "I'm scared to death of you. I can't do this..."

>The arena
>The ENTIRE Arena
>Begins to rise

cont

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>>2729300
>>2729300

Ma: "Rejoice! Good people...for now we shall witness justice. Visited upon this TRAITOR to our cause."

>The remaining gladiators are restless
>The Walrus dons his hat
>Dusts it

W: "Recompense!"
>He's coming for you
W: "There will be RECOMPENSE for this humilia-"
>SKRRRRRRZZZZZZ
>He's electrocuted by some of the maintenance drones

Ma: "To our other contenders. Our deepest apologies. Consolation prizes will be awarded. Along with ViP selections in -tomorrow's- competition."

And: "NO!"
>The living swarm of nanites tries to reach Mammon
>They are stopped dead by the forcefield

And: "I am NOT HERE FOR YOUR PRIZES! NOR YOUR GAMES! I AM HERE FOR LOOZAR. TO TEAR THIS PLACE TO IT'S ATOMS!"
Ma: "We understand."
>Mammon's eyes blast the swarm with blinding red light
>The nanites split into 4 individual clouds
>Of various colors

Ma: "No refunds."

>The crowd continues to chant
>As the vid screens display WAR PLANET'S tower
>From seven angles it can be seen
>The titanic Chrome fist

>Begins to open

>When her composure returns she points to your wand
>Butter Johnson
>Laying in the dirt

Ja: "When was the last time you played BJ?"
A: "Well I-"
Ja: "Not casting magic. Not using it to swing off the ceiling in your room."
A: "Jackie this ain't fuckin' f-"
Ja: "You used something you told me you -loved- ...just to get more power."
A: "..."
Ja: "Is that -Anon- who did that? Or somebody else? Somebody who could get what you wanted?"
A: "You just crumble on me? On us? NOW!?"

>You can hear your voice echoing back at you
>You're on the screens

A: "They're watching us. Looking for weakness."
Ja: "Anon we don't need to do this."
A: "Yes. I. Do. You've already decided you can't do what it takes but I-"
>Anon stops
A: "What am I saying!?"

>He grabs his woman
A: "Jackie. I love you. I can't say anything else to prove it but I do. I do. I can't mean it any more than any -fucking- thing else I've ever said. Please..."

>Muscles is awake
>He whipcracks

A: "So I'll prove it. I'll do anything. Not just what you want I can do more than change. I -am- a person."
Ja: "So run."

>KABOOOM!

>The Arena
>The Entire Arena
>Launches free from WAR PLANET'S TOWER
>You fly

Ja: "Give up this shitty place. Bomb it. Send it into a black hole later. Anything. Just don't fucking be what they want. Run away."
>She kisses you
Ja: "Run away with me."

Cont

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>>2729331
>>2729331

A: "I-..."

>As the arena falls
>Your eyes wander around you
>Alien blood coats your body
>Your bones ache
>Your skin is freezing
>What do you want?


>The crowd knows what they want

C: "BLOOD. BLOOD. BLOOD. BLOOD."

>Mammon watches from his lofty perch
>He HAS what he wants

C: "BLOOD. BLOOD. BLOOD. BLOOD."

Ma: "Welcome. WAR PLANET!"

>The Arena falls

>As the fist closes once again beneath it
>Into heavy. metal. horns.

>As arena
>The Entire Arena
>Touches down between the fingers

>Fire
Ma: "TO THE CHAMBER OF CHAMPIONS!"

>You're at the top now, kid

Ja: "Don't be this. Don't just become what you have to. Be you."
>She's here with you now
>Thing is
>She wants to jump

Ja: "That's who I love. Not your goals. Not this life. Not the money or stupid power games Luna's playing."
>She kisses you
Ja: "Please be Anon. Be with me."


>You are Anonymous
>Aren't you?

What do you want?

What do?

>>2729300
>Ja: "If you'll do this to people just to get what you want. How can I know you're not just becoming what -I- want too? That scared. Vulnerable. Passionate guy. You've shown me so much beauty in you, little monster boy."
>>She kisses your forehead
>Ja: "I'm scared to death of you. I can't do this..."
Above everything that can be said about the shit that happens in this. Let it never go unsaid that Quest is fucking great at writing dialogue

>Somebody post the discord Link.

Also punch anon in the dick.

>Also do what jackie says O.k? You havent had the best decision making streak lately.

>>2729360
Run.
Mostly because as >>2729367 said
>You havent had the best decision making streak lately.

also because you need to DO IT FOR HER

>>2729360
"Jackie, I love you. But no. I have to do this. Not for any sick thrill you think I'll get. Not to be what these freaks want me to be. Not what you want me to be. I need to do it, for myself. I can't let such a horrible place like this continue to be. I want to rule it, and make it better. Not just for you, for everyone. For all the slaves these people take. For all the planets they destroy. I want to put a stop to it. And this is the only way I can. I can't just let them continue to ruin the universe. Not when I can stop them.

I'm sorry, I love you. But I need to do this. For everyone."

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>>2729360
Alright Anon. We can fix this. Maybe. Probably not.

Still. If we were to do so I just need one second. One minuscule second.
In which you need to realize how monumentally huge is the fuck up you just committed.

>You decided you'd rather risk Jackie's safety and being outed as a cheater in front of everyone than not temporarily dropping the Undead Control you had over one of your minions to secure back your WILL and be sure you could beat the DC.
>You failed to control your power by not beating the DC, hurting your girlfriend, the minion you would've dropped anyway, destroying the body of your other minion, and outing yourself as a cheater in front of hundreds of billions of people and the one person that actually controls WAR PLANET: Mammon.
>Rather than take responsibility for your actions you decided you'd rather blame someone else for your misgivings, and even with Absolute Luck on your side you failed to convince the two person who you actually needed to convince: Mammon and Jackie.
>Reflecting on your current and previous actions, your probably-not-anymore girlfriend has an entirely new picture of you. A kid who doesn’t believe he has to answer to anyone or anything. Who'll do anything no matter what it is to get what he wants, and cares about nothing else. Insincere, spiteful, full of want. Anon once said to Jackie he didn't care about keeping appearances for anyone or anything like that. Yet this whole ordeal hos shown her otherwise. Jackie is just one of those many things he wants.
>The total lost of control over your spell might have left Muscles out of commission for a proper fight, which means NO MORE GIGA-FORMS for the time being. The only way you could MAYBE heal Muscles is by using BFB, and that is magic and clearly against the rules you just broke, which you'll have a hard time hiding now that everyone is looking at you and think you MIGHT be a cheater (which you are).
>All of your allies but your minions are gone. Susan and Wondervon have your scissors and haven't reported yet, and sending a Mind Read message to them might alert Mammon of their presence in the Lab, he he doesn't already know.
>You're against a warrior that has remained undefeated for 500 years, and is probably higher in level than all of your current allies levels combined (minus Luna, which is out of the equation).
>Jackie, Entropy, Luna and you are all probably going to die right now and it's all your fault.

If you realize this maybe we can think of some way out of this mess. Together.

>>2729360

>Do what our heart tells us
>Psionically try to contact Susan, get a portal open, use Droog to test if it's safe
>Look at Jackie and tell "I choose you. We run, but we may need to fight our way out."

>Then try to run, run away from this shit hole of a planet

>Go home, hold your woman, hold your mother, hold your boy
>Discretion is the better part of valor
>Get to Susan and Wonder, steal the lab and get the fuck out of dodge.

Jackie and the lab are worth more than this shitty planet. There are infinite planets with food and resources and money that wont cost our soul.
Please, run.

>>2729360
"Babe, I want to run. I want to just leave now and blow this place to fuckistan, but I can't now not because of power but because of YOU. They KNOW your face, YOUR name, they KNOW we are from Earth because that is where humans are from. They have fuck huge armies and lots of stuff to back them up. I will not only be attacked from Toffee's shitty meme magic almost daily from now on, but also from assasins or even an entire army if i leave now. I want to SO BADLY, but the thought that they would target YOU to get to me is too much to bear."

>>2729360
prep for evac with jackie and ya bois, offer the swarm a scissor portal straight to loozar at a slightly later date, book it regardless of his answer.

>>2729378
Jackie is forcing our hand but we can't leave, it's straight up not an option.
So supporting

>>2729385
>>Look at Jackie and tell "I choose you. We run, but we may need to fight our way out."
Jackie is non-psionic.
She can't get psionic messages, or send them. We can just read her mind.

Honestly why is this planet worth anything

>>2729386
We can liberate this world and a million like it when we are stronger. We aren't going to topple this empire by playing by its rules. It isn't worth it.

Remember, we only came her for two things, The Lab and Entropy. Getting the planet was always a pipe dream, the jackpot of the lotto. Its not going to happen. Stop making bad choices for nebulous reasons.

ANON GO HOME

>>2729391
Psionic talk to Susan, use words at Jackie

>>2729386
This. I just think we need to convince her to understand we arent the monster

>>2729360
We can't just leave.
Turn our back on all this now that we've come so far.
Way back when, on the beaches of Hawaii, we made a promise to ourselves that if it was the mission or Jackie, the mission comes first.
No girl is getting in the way of our ascension.
Get Hype for severe depression, boys.
Cause we ain't going NO WHERE until War Planet is ours.

>>2729400
Its a shitty fucking planet. We can get it later when we can take it with a sweep of our hand. We don't need it. we can fucking portal to an asteroid for money and material, we can raise mass graves for servants. The only value of warplanet was wondervons lab.


This was set up to be a casino heist but everyone seems convinced they can fucking hit the jackpot playing against the house.

We need to go, check the ego,swallow the pride and make a wise decision.

If you continue to try and fight Loozar then the consequences are on your heads. We need to leave. Even if its fucking way harder because we got in deep.

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>>2729398
>>2729360
>We aren't going to topple this empire by playing by its rules. It isn't worth it.

There has been others who tried.
You think this whole ordeal isn't monumentally edged against us? You think others haven't tried magic, or other cheats?

Go back, build your strength, regroup your allies.
We're not going to give this world the satisfaction of us playing by their rules.

>>2729388
>>2729399
Reminder to link back to OP's post or it doesn't count.

>>2729414
Thank you.
If we can get the lab or parts of it and entropy then its good, but really Entropy doesn't give a shit so really lets be clear about priorities.

1.Jackie
2.Anon/Luna
3.Susan
4.Bow
5.Wondervon
6.Lab
7.Entropy
8.Giraffe man
9.Horridus' remains

>>2729360

Choose Jackie. Fuck War Planet. Have Wondervon and Susan grab the stuff and get out. Have Grate sacrifice his life for a crit crush to slam some planets into this place.

Try to get a portal out of her do anything to get Jackie out of here. Only fight if that's the only way we're getting out of here.

>>2729388
Mb
>>2729360

>>2729437
Good choice man. We gotta be careful to get a portal out.
They likely have some sort of jamming up so we may have to use OWN to break through.

Maybe OWN the shield to make an exit out of the arena leaving Loozar behind and making a run into the city?

>>2729378
>>2729360
Supporting

>>2729423
Thanx

>>2729360
We said we'd destroy the world for her. PROVE IT. IF THE EARTH IS DESTROYED SO BE IT. WE CHOOSE HER OVER IT.

>>2729360
>>2729385
>>2729437

If we run we will get followed, probably for awhile. This isn't something you can pull out of so late.

>>2729470
>>2729471
Fuck the earth.

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>>2729360
>>2729437
>>2729367
>>2729377
>>2729385
>>2729387
>>2729398
>>2729408
>>2729414
>>2729428
the Discord has free art
also supporting choosing our waifu over this game

>>2729476
jackie and her family live there. I'm not saying running is a bad option, but 'fuck the earth' will probably mean dead jackie once they've had the time to form an army

>>2729464
So anon should talk like a violence addict, trying to justify his terrible decisions. Way to prove jackie right.

>>2729471
We are being chased by everything. If aliens attack earth we happen to have a very capable agency on earth that specializes in this thing. Also we are Anonymous, getting out of bullshit railroading is our one specialty. Something to worry about when we are stronger and later down the line.

We got attacked by Shadow the Hedgehog in his chaos form. Remember too getting to earth is a pain in the ass because magic fucking eats a dick in our solar system. Also something out in space is consuming entire worlds. I think we might be okay and if not, better on our home turf with our friends.

>>2729360
>>2729378
>>2729386
>>2729388
Supporting simply for the sake of a tie.

If we are going to run, then we need to relocate Jackie and her family to somewhere safe. I suggest THE HOLE

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>>2729360
>War Planet is a failed investment where we lost all of our cash, announced our presence and put yet another target on our back
A pity. Anyway, first thing is first.
>Raise dead on all the blood on the arena floor and contact Susan for her and Wondervon's location
>use the scissors to teleport to Luna and Grate, then to Susan and Wondervon and then back home

>>2729488
Calm down Ark

>>2729486
I'm not say to abandon the earth to it's own demise. I'm saying we said we'd destroy the world for her. I'm saying choose her. Run come back and fight another day. If the earth dies due to use failing. So be it.

>>2729499
But, don't make anon lie to the person he loves.

>>2729495
Also, have the blood carry Entropy and Giraffe man to us. They're a part of our team and the only way they're getting out of here alive is through us.

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>>2729497
eh yo, suck my wiggly dick

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Threadly reminder, if anon continues to make poor choices that alienate his friends and family this will be the only ending we get.

Do you want this to be our end?

I thought so, run.

>>2729517
If you pay me ;p

>>2729530
Anytime bby you know where to find me, now stop voting with your dick and use ur brain.

Vote to fucking bail. Anon aint nobody's trained monkey.

>>2729526
don't forget to link if you haven't.

>>2729386
>>2729360
Not sure if votes are counted but I'll support this, if not to avoid a tie more than anything

So my greatest fears have been realized. Anon has been domesticated and utterly dependent on Jackie's approval.
It's fitting in a way.
Hell it might not even be a bad thing in this case, Jacknon is top tier.
But god damn what a backdown, all this effort for next to nothing.
Hopefully we can get the Lab back in one piece so it won't be a complete loss.

Goddamn, late to the party but holy shit what an opener.

>Ja: "Don't be this. Don't just become what you have to. Be you."

Jackie's right of course. We came here to rescue our friends and get the one resource (WV's lab) we were hoping for to fight the actual force that threatens our home and what we care about. The extra shit about this planet is just extra trappings.

>>2729360
Grab our wand, it's our beloved possession. A reminder of what brought us joy in the past, of our journey up to this far, and distances we can go and become. Not only that, it's an excellent physical weapon. And fuck the rules, the limiters are likely going to have to come off.
Mammon's already turning the crowd back against us, back to what War Planet always has been. Supporting smash and grab of lab equipment while we buy time until we can extract everyone. Supporting run, with an attempt to get everything we *actually* came here for in the first place.

>>2729552
Yeah. Mr "I won't let anyone define me" defined by Jackie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxU2eqZtYmc

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>>2729552
look at this blaming anon's bad decisions on others. You want to vote to be like our Dad then go ahead but don't put that shit on Jackie.

Pic related

>>2729561
>Living true to yourself
>Person you said you love points out a character flaw and gives reasonable advice
>FUKIN JACKIE BALL N CHIAN WHAT A BITCH
-T.Anon

YO' TIE VOTERS YOU GOING OFF A OLD VERSION OF THE RULES. YOUR FUCKING US OVER WITH THEM. NO MATTER WHAT WINS.

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>>2729471
>>2729378
>>2729360
War Planet won't change if we play by it's rules. We'll just one more step on it's cycle of violence.

We can come back later. With an Army and a Hulk and turn the place upside down and build it back onto something we see fit.
We have the tools now. We have the allies.
If you choose to remain here you risk throwing it all out the window.

If we go back to Earth we can get Allies on the MiB and Human Technology.
With Wondervons help, the Earth's industrial might and Luna's Magic we can manufacture an army that can help us defend Earth and even counter-attack WAR PLANET in case they come back for us as well as anyone else.

>>2729563
>"Don't be like our dad guys."
>Cause our dad was a demi god warrior bad ass with a motor mouth and flaming fists to back it up
Yup makes perfect since
What you call bad decisions could have won us war planet and made Anon a true force to in the multiverse.
But no, gotta do what the waifu wants.
What else will she take from us? How far will it go?
I can understand her wanted to fight by our side, to help carry our burden. But NOW she just wants us to drop everything and walk away.

>>2729578
or we could come back with like anything else

Don't poison our vote discussion by shoving pro-MIB shit in there
We can get stronger back home WITHOUT the MiB.

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What a vote...
What a time to be alive.

For now.

>I have to do this
2 votes

>I can't NOT do this
4 votes

Together that's 6 for what you really want.

However.

>Fuck this place
>Fuck what I want
>Fuck WAR PLANET
>Jackie

8 votes


A: "Jackie."
>She's still blinking back tears
A: "There is -nothing- I want. More than you."
Ja: "Anon?"
A: "I said I'd destroy the world for you."
>You smile
A: "We'll probably get killed for this."
Ja: "They can try."
A: "They will."

>You mentally connect with Susan
A: "Pass me the blades."

>SHHHRRIIP

>The portal
>Doesn't open

cont

>>2729607

Well I came in at a perfect time

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>>2729607
>>2729607

A: "WHAT!?"

Su: "Hwat!?"

J: "What?"

>Sensors go off overhead
>MAGIC DETECTED

Ma: "The liar. The cheat. Traps...shall face his doom."
>Mammon's eyes sparkle

Ma: "There is no escape."

>You can suddenly feel the air around you thicken

J: "Anon. Anon what's wrong?"
A: "We can't get out."
J: "...W-"
A: "The scissors. I gave em' to Susan."
>Jackie's tears vanish
>As her expression fades
A: "Oh christ we're being THUNDERDOMED!"
J: "No..."

>Jackie looks around
>Wipes her face
>Winces again from the pain of her burns
>She bears inward
>Gathers her strength
>The sea is pitching high
>Still
>The ship is water tight

J: "There's gotta be a way."
A: "We'll find it. We'll rip this place apart if we gotta but..."
>You grab her
>Anon kisses his woman

A: "Just stay with me. I'm about to break a lot of fuckin' rules."

>Muscles hears you
>Muscles like
>He flexes

A: "Hey buddy. You ready to die?"
>He gives you the thumb

A: "F-fuck yeah."

>You
>Anonymous McMoot
>Saved your relationship
>Not bad

>Now you face the real test
>Being together

At the end


>Droog crawls up to you both
>He moans from his leg bones dragging in the sand


>The Lights Dim...

>As a doorway is lit up by the spotlights
>The crowd grows silent
>As the announcer returns over the cracking speakers


cont

>>2729607
>>The portal
>>Doesn't open
No one should be surprised by this btw.

>>2729619

Let them have their surprise boyo

>The portal
>Doesn't open
i'm totally shocked at this turn of events

The scissors were never expected to work, but you gotta try the easy and obvious first.

Find the edge of the arena and OWN THEIR BITCH ASSES

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>>2729615
>>2729615


https://youtu.be/v9X-GcETyRk


>>VIDEO RELATED HAPPENS<<

>>PIC RELATED HAS EMERGED FROM THE DOORWAY<<


>LOOZAR STANDS 100 FEET TALL
>HE IS COVERED FROM HEAD TO TOE IN BRUTAL BLACK ARMOR

>THE CROWD IS AN OCEAN OF SCREAMING ADULATION

>THE LIGHTS SHINE LIKE SUNS

>SOMEWHERE
>Janna grips her chest
>Knowing she has been defeated yet again


What do, ANONYMOUS MCMOOT!?

WHAT
DO.

>>2729615
OWN on the magic preventing the portals?

>>2729626
>>2729625
>>2729619
St. Olga anti-scissor tech on WAR PLANET is not really a shocking news for us. Though it probably is for Anon since he's never been there.

>>2729631
Like. I. Said. Leaving is impossible. Clods, everyone. Let's not waste a dang turn trying to escape when it's obviously impossible. Get our wand. Giga-form it up. Inversion. So we can survive whatever first attack Loozar throws at us. Or let's try OWN form to make him HURT!

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>>2729631
jesus fucking christ this is amazing

>>2729631
holy shit dicks i almost got hyped for loozar with that theme

>>2729631
Also, fight him.

>>2729631

>SCATTER
>Send Droog to hold off loozar for even a second, but he needs to die to get our will back
>LUNA HELP ME FIND A POINT TO OWN THEIR SHEILDS
>THEN CAST OWN AND GET OUT OF THE ARENA

>The scissors worked in the VIP box, all we have to do is get out of the Arena

>>2729644
>>2729631
This Is a good plan

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>>2729631
OH GOD NO
HIS THEME SONG IS SO FUCKING LIT

F U C K

>Mind Read Susan. Tell her to get Wondervon aware of our situation. She needs to find a way for her and Wondervon tog et outta there OR If Wondervon can figure out any way he could help us help him help all of us to help him.
>Jackie should mount on her Skateboard.
>Droog is to Protect her and keep Loozar at bay as well as he was designed to.

>OWN Entropy's Chains off.

FUCK WAR PLANET'S RULES
WE'LL MAKE OUR OWN

>>2729655
Alternate plan if you want to fight
Loose Droog to heal Jackie and get back our Will then

USE THE KINGS TAX ON LOOZAR AND TAKE HIS CON MOD.

>>2729631

Oh God Loozar has the sadism of a Dark Eldar combined with the retarded reality warping of an Ork we're fucked.

Oh well let's do this >>2729644 >>2729665

REMEMBER EVERYONE, LET'S TAKE ADVANTAGE OF HIS SIZE AND TURN IT AGAINST HIM. GET INTO AN ORIFICE AND GO TO TOWN

>>2729669
holy shit that sounds like a GREAT IDEA

>>2729671
>enter Loozar's anus
>death by buttclench

>>2729631
GIGA-MUSCLES INVERSION NOW.

>>2729631
Go for the knees. With that much weight those things must be straining to stay up and weak to any trauma that would disrupt them. After that, his neck is entirely exposed and if we can get to his eyes, there's not much he can do to stop us from burrowing into them.

>>2729669

...Alright then I'll support this

>>2729677

>Implying Loozar's anus is at his ass

HAH

>>2729631
>>2729675
>>2729669
King's Tax Loozar's Str stat or his Con

>>2729631
We've literally just told Jackie we're going to run away with her.

Let's stick with that or potentially make things worse. "You just promised me something and immediately went back on it Anon what the fuck".

>>2729655
Definitely should get Luna to help break those shields

>>2729665
>>2729655
Maximise that OWN usage on the arena to escape! And on Entropy so he can have a bit of revenge!

>>2729669
>>2729631
I agree with using the King's tax but Jackie is at 40 hp. We don't need to heal her

We need to fight and this is the way

>>2729675
NO NEVER MIND
KINGS TAX IS

>>2729684

Fury of the Burning Heart Success Formula:Caster WILL roll vs (Target's Lvl)*2

SO THE DC TO STEAL HIS CON WILL BE AT LEAST DC100 AS MAMMON IS LEVEL 100.

WE NEED TO RUN


>
>
>CHANGING VOTE BACK TO OWN THE SHIELD WHILE WE DODGE LOOZAR

>>2729631
Well
At least we have Jackie the not so ride or die waifu of the century.
ONWARD AND UPWARD.
Have D protect Jackie, we need to find a weakness on this dude, cause I'm still sure we can beat him with no magic.

>>2729693
Sorry , Mammon is at least level 50

Guys, we have a base STR of -1. If we King's Tax his STR, not only do we get his STR, but he gets OURS. we can make him a wimpy boi

>>2729702
KINGS TAX HAS A DC OF OUR WILL VS ENEMY LEVEL TIMES 2.

Even with our full will its 1d20+20 is. So average we can stance on level 15 enemies

KING'S TAX IS A BAD IDEA. REALLY BAD.

>>2729702
>>2729631
Supporting this. We roll Will so (while I voted not to last session) we should drop Droog for the will boost

>>2729631
Oh god, that video! Was that a Quest original or did some of our discord friends perform assist actions?

>Comms to WV and Susan
Get on lab acquisitions and quick. We'll work on figuring out a way to get out of the anti-portal field.

>Droog
Attack at range and defense support while we rally our allies and prep.

>Jackie
If I remember correctly, she's still fused to her board. Giving her greater freedom of movement would be a good idea. Is her board still operable? Might be wise for her to scout and try locate the source of the Anti-Portal field.

>Anon
Supporting OWN on Entropy's chains. fucking, he's been chained for too long as it is.

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>>2729665
Using OWN to try and get Entropy's chains off is probably or best option right now.

With his chains off he'll be able to support us and use his spells to 100% of their efficacy, otherwise he's at a huge disadvantage both in mobility and magical power.

It will also make both FIGHTING AND ESCAPING much easier, whatever we choose to do.

>>2729702
>>2729708
>>2729702
>>2729700
>>2729693
>>2729675
>>2729669
KING'S TAX has a high probability of failing because of Loozar's level, instead I think we should try to maximize out teams ability to act.

>>2729714
NO, WE CANNOT PASS THE DC
ASSUME LOOZAR IS LEVEL 20
THAT MEANS DC 40 vs WILL
OUR WILL IS AT BEST +18
AVERAGE ROLL OF 10 means 28.


WE CANNOT KINGS TAX

No discord Link. Gay.

>>2729720
YES

OWN IS THE CORRECT CHOICE
>>2729631

>>2729631
Supporting:
>>2729720

>>2729726
>>2729720
ALSO

USING OWN ON LOOZAR WOULD ALSO ALLOW US TO SEE WHAT TRAITS HE AHS AS WELL AS REMOVING ANY IMMUNITIES HE MIGHT HAVE.

>>2729722
Do we know Loozars level? w/e

>>2729714
>>2729631
changing my vote to
>>2729644

>>2729631
NOT supporting this >>2729669 because of >>2729708

>>2729719

Our good pal Questing Beast did that

>>2729724

https://discord.gg/hkJKfT

People make mistakes lad

>>2729720

Alright I'll support you. Once it's dealt with, OWN form

This is a mess

>>2729748
It is.

>>2729748

Same as usual then

>>2729692
I'll shift votes.
>>2729720
>>2729631

>>2729631
Supporting:
>>2729719
with my other support here:
>>2729732

>>2729720
>>2729685
>>2729631
I'll switch to this

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PEOPLE

DUDES

ANONS

Coalesce your votes.
It aint easy figuring out what the fuck the average vote is then they're all over the places.

Use your telepathy to coordinate you gay bo.

>>2729631
>>2729691

>>2729720
also supporting this

Something we could do is try to kill audience with Crush-Crush from either us or crit from Grate. Then start throwing them into the ring for shock troops.

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>>2729787

>>2729801
Cruci-Crush is a debuff now. Not an attack.

>>2729801
this is a really good idea but it won't get the votes it needs

>>2729801
You are aware the Grate needs to sacrifice himself to cast a single on of Anon's spells, right?

>>2729811
CRUCI-CRUSH (OWN + STARWALK)
(magic)
Anonymous can make someone or something more susceptible to gravity, multiplying the effects of physics upon them up to one hundred times.

Cruci-Crush can be used on a single target or on several targets for different effects.
Single Target: Must make a STRENGTH check against Anon's WILL SPELLPOWER
Pass: They escape
Fail: SPELLPOWER damage and become immobilized until they pass
Multi: All targets must make STR checks against Anon's WILL SP
Pass: They resist/escape
Fail: They take WILL SP damage

>>2729814

>>2729814
Meant to add yes to you when I linked here.
>>2729820

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>>2729811

>>2729826
That's the physical version.

>>2729831
was that not the plan?

>>2729631
If Grate sacrificed himself to cast one of our spells would it use our stats for will or his?

>>2729837
Spell form lets you target multiple people. Target crowd. Kill them. then raise dead for army.

>>2729820
It's twelve damage with a chance that they'll win the roll and not get hurt. It'd take multiple turns. Not worth it.

WAIT!!!!


Grate can sacrifice himself for a guaranteed crit.

>Herald of the Black and Gold King : Can cast any of Anonymous’ spells at the cost of its own Unlife (Guaranteed Crit)


If we use Grate to caste Fury of the Burning Heart then we can steal someones stat

We could Steal Loozar's Con
>>2729839
Guaranteed Crit

>>2729631
>>2729797
>>2729851
also supporting this I guess I don't even fucking know what we're doing anymore

coalesce votes

>>2729851
Changing from my past vote to OWN the shield, sorry quest.

Use Grate to OWN on Loozar's Con

...we should bail right after. War planet is not going to be happy we cheated to win.

>>2729865
Sorry Fury on Loozar to permasteal his CON

I don't know what the fuck is going on.

>>2729631
>>2729738
changing votes (again)
>>2729801
>>2729851
Do both of these things

>>2729851
>>2729775
>>2729631
CHANGE AGAIN. Grate is a will always be remembered, but if we can use this to nab Loozar's Str or Con then we can win this EZ

>>2729868
>>2729865
>>2729860
>>2729851
>>2729872
>>2729885
STOP CHANGING VOTES
BE DECISIVE

You're free to deliberate all you can, but make sure you're sure what you want to do when you cast a vote.

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>>2729719
>>2729719


The music video is a Quest original.
I have toiled long to bring it to you.
It has been a bless.

Now...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQE1Q1NILfQ

L: "Syoh! It's you, is it? Traps."
>Loozar's voice
>It's like Macho Man and Hulk Hugan made out around Andre' the Giant's Dick

L: "The one who desecrates MYEYE War Planet! By bringing such FOOLISH magical TAH-RICKS into her ring!"

>Anon bristles
>Muscles grows a set of spines
>They'd make any monster jealous

A: "You just stay the fuck away from my woman you tangerine colored CUNT. I'll fuck your urethra and STEAL YOUR TIMBS! You boutta be one dead sonnova bitch I tell you that!"

>Loozar
>Laughs
>The ground shakes
L: "LOOZAR Has no need for the blood of Hwimmin! Loozar intends to Henjoy fyighting you!"

J: "Hol up."
>Jackie steps around you
J: "I thought this was an execution."

L: "Hyit IS!"
>Loozar's smile
>Is so pure
>His eyes are pits of unenchanted black diamond
L: "It is also..."
>He flexes
>Oh god
>Your nuts jump into your hips when he flexes

L: "A NO HOLD BARRED. THROW DOWN IN POUND TOWN. MONUMENTAL MASSACRE OF PAIIIIIIN!"

J: "Why let us fight if you just wanna kill us?"

L: "Loozar is a -big- believer in freedom. Hincluding the freedom to struggle (pointlessly) to not die."

A: "No rules, huh?"
>Loozar cracks his neck

L: "None."

A: "Then you won't mind if I do THIS!"


>ANONYMOUS CAST'S HIS MOST TERRIBLE SPELL

ONE
WITH
NOTHING


>On the Chains restraining Entropy

>The lasers cromprising it break apart
>His wings BURST from their constraints

En: " https://youtu.be/OMm1RLF32ig "

A: "..."
J: "..."
A: "Fuck was th-"

En: "I am still part Unicorn."

L: "HEENOUGH GAMES! IT'S TIYUM TO PLAY!"

J: "That's sort of a contradiction."

L: "LET'S HEAR IT!"

C: "LOOZAR. LOOZAR. LOOZAR. LOOZAR!"

>He's flexing
A: "He's FLEXING!"

>You get on the comms asap

cont

>>2729893
>>2729872 (You)
I really didn't want to but new info was brought up and new options several times.

Discord link is busted.

Dont forget to talk to people.

OH MY GOD YOU ASS MUNCHES. dont kill the audience.

Also dont sacrifice grate.

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>>2729898
>>2729898

A: "Guys."
Su: "Anown. Wha happen?"
A: "Shields too strawng."
L: "Darling."
A: "Can't escape. You?"

Su: "Wonderon's front doow is a Tessewact."
A: "A what?"
Su: " https://youtu.be/SJry4t7GDWQ?t=15 "
L: "Son."

A: "We gotta get you outta there. Fuck the door. We've been had. You need to meet up with Luna and get while getting is good."
L: "Anonymous."
A: "WHAT, MOM!?"

L: "Grate is not inside of the shield."
A: "Yeah. I know and I need to get out there t-"
L: "He can cast any of your spells."
A: "Yeah but if I'm trapped in this bitch I don't see how that ma-"

>...
>Oh
>OH!

A: "I don't get it."

ANON DOES NOT GET IT!

DO YOU!?

L: "CHYOO CHYOOOOOOOOO!"
>You turn
>Just in time to see it
>This 100 foot giga boi

>Is drop kicking you

A: "DROOG!"

DR: "HMMMM!!!"

>Droog shuffles up
>Leaps
>Loozar's boots hit him square on

Droog takes 112 damage

>SKRPSISH!

>You are wearing him

L: "HAHAHA! Hwat Heeloyal companions!"

What do?

>>2729905
ONE WITH NOTHING FORM GIGA MUSCLES N-O-W!

>>2729905
>>2729919
THIS
THIS IS THE TIME FOR THE BIG GUNS.

>>2729921
>>2729919
DELIBERATE BEFORE VOTING.

WE CAN DO MORE OTHER THAN ACTING, WE CAN PLAN AND WE CAN DECIDE

>>2729905
GRATE CAN USE OUR SPELLS
PLAN BASED ON THAT TOO

>>2729929
WHATEVER, JUST GET INTO OUR DAMN GOD KILLER FORM!

>>2729898
GRATE USE FURY OF THE BURNING HEART TO STEAL HIS LOOZARS CON. I WOUNDER WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SOMETHING THAT JUST LOST IT'S CON STEALS ANOTHER CREATURES CON AND GIVE THE OTHER CREATURE ITS NON EXISTENT CON.

Dazzy chain the stealing if we need to.

>>2729940
That won't work because Loozar's level is way to high to steal his stats for Luna's sake. We literally cannot beat the freaking DC, crit or no crit. We can't even beat Tom's DC.

Could use Gigaform Swarm to get under his helmet and into his head literally

could also use Grate to Crit OWN on the shield and run

>>2729940
NEVER MIND I REALIZED IT A BAD IDEA.

>>2729947
OWN ON SHIELD

>>2729947
>>2729905

>Okay use Grate to OWN on the Shield. He will return to the wand
>Get into STARWALK GIGAMUSCLES
>GRAB JACKIE AND RUN
>TELL ENTROPY TO FUCK UP LOOZAR

>All these people
>thinking we can just Swarm his ass when Mammon literally blew up Last Son of Andelus's swarmy ass with a simple eye laser

>>2729905
GUIS WHAT DO WITH GRATE

>>2729905
>>2729967
forgot to link!

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>>2729905
First thing is first, we need to raise the blood on the ground to form a giant blood slime to absorb him, and if possible, go down his throat and damage his comparatively delicate internal organs. If that doesn't work we can Cruci-Crush both him and the slime as one mass in an attempt to weigh him down. From there, we can cast Hungering Flames on him and focus on hitting him from range, riding Jackie's hoverboard in an attempt to play keep away for as long as possible.

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Grate could sacrifice himself to cast OWN or the necessary spell on whatever is holding that Anti-Portal up. It could be anything, so we need to make sure we know what it is.
Wondervon probably knows, it could be a magical device like the one in St. Olga, but it could also be Mammon himself.

If we take the Shields down not only could we escape, we could also bring the hundreds of armed skeletons at our disposal to fight for us to make time for us to flee or win.

We could use OWN to check on Loozar's stats and disable any immunities he might have.

IF ENTROPY ALLOWS IT, Jackie to get on top of him to make use of her ADVantage when riding. He should also be able to fly (I think) now that his chains are off.

>>2729982


How about this

>Entropy engages Loozar
>Jackie gets in close and we heal her
>GRATE gets onto the shield physically and casts OWN in direct contact to remove its ability for physical matter to pass through. That should let us just fly out

Our vote time is low

>>2729905
supporting this
>>2729977
We should go down his throat too, if we're fast enough it's not like he can attack us from inside of him, we go in then fucking rip his throat from the inside out

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CLARIFICATION POST!

I shall begin counting now.

If you must switch votes do so only ONCE after this post.

No new boats shall be counted.


Welcome to WAR PLANET
Bless.

>>2729905
>>2729919
This please

>>2729905
Both of these
>>2730002
>>2729919

>>2729977
Could expand it to not just the blood, but the bodies that have been collecting through out this place over the years.

Supporting:
>>2729977

Your 15 min to vote is bad.

>>2729905
>>2730007
Supporting this for the moment >>2729977 .
Save Grate when we get a clearer idea of when would actually be an opportune time to use him. It gives up his unlife in the process (does that also mean he's unrevivable?)

>>2730007
Oh well shit. I missed voting

>>2729977
>>2729905
support

>>2730024
you can do it now.
I recommend this:
>>2729977

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>>2730007
>Consult Luna and Wondervon on whatever is creating the Anti-Portal Shield.
>Command Grate to target whatever is creating it to disable it.
>Tell Susan to get ready to Portal all of our skeletons in to serve as back-up. They can also help us move Giraffe Guy out.
>Get Jackie on top of Entropy (she's a pure maiden right?) to maximize their power and ability to evade those deadly fucking blows (if he allows it).
>Cast OWN on Loozar.

>>2729905
>>2729967


>>2729977
fuck it the other vote is dying anyways
let's add this onto it

>>2729977
>>2730002
>>2730020
>>2730021
>>2730025
>>2730029
>>2730029
We can only do one action at a time.
That's at least like three. And really I don't see them helping them on out situation much right now.

>>2729997

>>2730007

This is my vote

>>2730037
my vote was mainly for the kill him from the inside (which is what I said in my post)

>>2730038
>>2729997
That just feels like we're abandoning Entropy as he fights Loozar.

>>2729977
>>2730037
>>2730043
Also, casting such a massive Raise Dead comes with he risk that it might not work, as the larger the creature the higher the DC.

IF. IF we can even raise poodles of blood for health, which might not be the case considering the way Raise Dead currently works on the rules..

>>2730044
That's exactly what it is. A single minded focus on a vote to leave that he's been complaining about for weeks

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>>2729977
>>2729977

https://youtu.be/E-95xqN3TyI

>Loozar pulls himself up
>The crowd is drenched in energy drink
>They wail like possessed coyotes
>Some make love in the upper stands
>More babies and weapons are thrown
>Family heirlooms are tossed into the arena

>You can barely keep your head together
>Hardly breathe

L: "HYEaHAHAHA! YES!"
>His arms open wide to the crowd

J: "Anon. Come on, wild man."
>Jackie holds your arm
J: "What's the plan?"

>You catch your breath

A: "We piss him off."

>The screens overhead flicker with adverts and suggestive hypnographic gifs
>NEW FROM NANO-PRINT
>BUY ANONYMOUS TEDDY PALS TODAY
>ADOPT YOUR CHILD TO PLAY-LIFE TODAY
>NOW
>NOW
>NOW
>WORSHIP
>EXCHANGE VEHICLES FOR COLD HARD QUATLOOS
>EXCHANGE PROPERTY FOR PRECIOUS QUATLOOS
>DONATE YOUR PET FOR A FREE SLUSHIE


>Your head is no better
>Susan is screaming at Wondervon

Su: "How can you NOT know deh way in!?"
W: "Zey CHANGED it! Clearly zey couldn't get in after my ezcape and just ruined zeh door to keep me from comingk back!"

>You can hear muttering too
>Deep in the base of your brain
>Where Luna's voice usually hums
>She's muted herself
>Weakened your connection
>Someone else is with her


J: "Anon."
A: "Hwah!"
J: "Your plan?"

>Loozar is coming
>Coming to be all over you

A: "We are made men by the blood..."
J: "...Fucking Fromsoft references?"
A: "UNDONE BY THE BLOOD!"


>There is a hell of a lot of blood

>Anon

ROLL WILL!

>>2729997
That sounds horrible anon.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>2730065
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DON'T FUCK UP

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>2730065
Man, we can't screw this one up. RIGHT GUYS?!

Rolled 17 + 18 (1d20 + 18)

>>2730065

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>2730065
Com'on dice, don't fuck us up.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>2730065

>>2730065
Today is the day we die like men

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Rolled 9 + 18 (1d20 + 18)

>>2730065

Rolled 3 + 18 (1d20 + 18)

>>2730065
Lets do this, SUCK IT FROMSOFT, YOU CANT SUE US HERE!

>>2730094
>Today is the day we die like men
>And get Jacko killed in the progress.

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>>2730065

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>2730094
forgot to roll

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>2730065

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>>2730132

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>>2730132
Aaand this is why I didn't want to rely on a Spell with such a high DC.

>>2730132
welp

>>2730132
We have Muscles and he has the wand have him roll to use strength for Raise dead.

>>2730146
...
I don't think you understand how turns work.

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>>2730132

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>2730065

>>2730172
Too late pal.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>2730065
Miracle 20

>>2730065
arent we just raising a few slimes? Isn't that free?

>>2730183
No we're raising a giant one. And the DC is 25. Even with our full WILL stat we don't hit it with this roll.

>>2730183
Explain to me how a few slimes the size of a human are going to help against an armored 100 foot giant.

>>2730065
We have Muscles and he has the wand have him roll to use strength for Raise dead?

>>2730192
>A: "We piss him off."

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>>2730196
THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS

THAT'S NOT HOW ANY OF THIS WORKS

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>>2730132
This is a great roll and I love you

>>2730214
Really?

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>I hated reading Star Vs. Quest.What’s Anon fighting against anyway?
>Quality entertainment apparently.
>DOHOHOHOHO

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>>2730132
>>2730132

The winner...

>20 total
>No +s or minuses

>You try to summon a GIANT Blood Slime elemental

>You fail
>The blood however
>Moves
>Wriggles
>Boils with unlife

https://youtu.be/V_N10A9qAVA

>As Loozar charges for you
>Your HUGE slime begins to rise

A: "I have no idea if this will work!"
>Your hairs are regrowing somewhat as you strain
>Muscles is whipping angrily

>Your wand is aglow
A: "Jackie...if I don't make it outta here."
J: "I'm not gonna touch your dead dick."
A: "Pls say sike."


Let us roll for the slime.
Doing all that it can to protect it's master.


>26
>Loozar sees the pink and red goo clinging to his boots

>He laughs again

L: "HEENOUGH!"

>He flexes his legs
>He jumps
>He's flying for you
>Headed right for your skull

>Dick
>First


>Jackie gets 30 total on her ride check

Ja: "MOVE!"

>BOOOM!

>She saved you
>This-
>This bitch

A: "Why do you like me?"
J: "I don't."
>She kisses you
J: "We're in love. Remember?"


What do?

>>2730233
Try and merge the slime with our minions. Form death titan mode, and cast our debuff spell of Loozar

>>2730233
Remember what I said about One With Nothing form? STILL THAT! Use the friggen god killing form on Loozar!

>>2730233
FLY INTO HIS MOUTH WHILE HIS TALKS AND RIP HIS THROAT OUT

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>>2730233
>Consult Luna and Wondervon on whatever is creating the Anti-Portal Shield.
>Command Grate to target whatever is creating it to disable it.
>Tell Susan to get ready to Portal all of our skeletons in to serve as back-up. They can also help us move Giraffe Guy out.
>Get Jackie on top of Entropy (she's a pure maiden right?) to maximize their power and ability to evade those deadly fucking blows (if he allows it).
>Cast OWN on Loozar OR use OWN Form

P L E A S EEEEeeeee

>>2730233
Own on shield

>>2730233
>GRATE NUKE THE SHIELD FOR YOUR GOD
>DARK STAR LOOZAR WHILE JACKIE RIDES
>MAKE AN OPENING FOR ENTROPY

GET READY TO FLEE INTO THE CITY

>>2730233
OWN FORM

>>2730233
>>2730247
Also we should sacrifice grate to make sure we succeed

>>2730233
Her board is still operational?

>>2730233
Try to raise the blood. Give it form.
and support:
>>2730248

>>2730266
her board is a part of her soul.

>>2730233
Supporting both of these
>>2730246
>>2730247

>>2730233
Supporting >>2730248

>>2730233
Supporting:
>>2730244
alongside my other support here:
>>2730284

EVERYONE:
We have extended vote time for this as Quest is away until 10:30.

Still waiting on that discord link. Also current plans look good.

Tell grate to find the thing and blow it up. Not himself.

Explain we are so cavalier with our undead minions lives because their souls come back to us when we die.

Also ask Jackie and entropy about the. Uh. Riding thing.

>>2730407
https://discord.gg/fwFBst

>>2730233
Finish raising the rest of the blood and have Muscles cast Hungering Flames on him with the wand. Have Entropy fucking do something to this giant asshole instead of sitting around.

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I am return!

Let us.
Count.

Did we ever apologize to entropy or giraffe man? If not we should. Grow as a person ass crack.

>>2730459
Is Giraffe not fucking dead yeT? He was at like 1hp

>>2730233
>>2730248
this

>>2730233
Y'all know we can have Grate affect the population outside the dome

Also he can help Doc n' Susan by just magic blasting the door. maybe.

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>You try to reach out for Luna

A: "Mom. Mom, what's making the shield? I have to get Grate over there and fuck it. Fuck it good with his boney dong."

>No response
>You hear static

A: "Mom?"

>You hear a muffled scream
>Then
>Your ears burn from the inside

>As a real scream breaks the air from Luna's balcony

https://youtu.be/uWPCtuFW7Rg

A: "LUNA!"
J: "Anon, we have to get OUT of here!"
A: "We can't break the shield!"

>A new voice crawls into your head
>It drowns out everything

Mammon: "Is there something special about you? I doubt it."
>Your whole body aches
>Your spine burns from the invasion

>Your eyes begin to twitch wildly
>As your nervous system is overidden with mind numbing

Ma: "Just as I thought. Weak. Flashy."

>There are no thoughts
>You
>Anon
>You are only pain now

L: "GET. AWAY. FROM MY BABY."

cont

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>>2730576
>>2730576

>Jackie shakes you until your neck is about to wring
J: "Anon! Anon, come on what -is- this!?"

A: " https://youtu.be/mQSiE7NV5xY "

J: "..."

>Jackie slaps you

A :"PHwah!"
>You're awake
J: "You're bleeding."

>You are
>Straight from the nose
>Luna managed to stop whatever was happening to you

>She had to pull from your health to do it

ANON HAS TAKEN 20 DAMAGE
L: "The shield...it comes from the monitor. The dome."

LO: "ALRIGHT, BEE-ROTHER!"

>Just over Jackie's shoulder
>You see the boots
>Pounding
>Forward
>You can feel your heart beat
>It's so slow
>So even

A: "Jackie. You a virgin?"
J: "...Ok, Anon that is -not- coo-"
A: "You can't ride a Unicorn unless you're a virgin."
>Jackie prepares to slap you again

A: "No! I mean HIM!"
>You point to Entropy
>Who has been trying to size up Loozar for a hot minute
A: "Hey! Beautiful ass Nigga voice havin' horse lord!"
En: "What?"
A: "You like maidens?"
En: "I do not know if I have genitals."
A: "SAVE MY BITCH!"
J: "Anon what're yOUAH!"

>You toss her
>She's off
>Anon smiles
>He's saved his woman
>Entropy takes off to get to her

>Loozar doesn't even change course

A: "Susan. Fuck Wondy's place. Get all the skeletons you can. Just get in here."
Su: "I can't."
A: "You will."

>You contact Grate
A: "You're gonna die for me now."
Gr: "Hallelujuah."

>Grate rises up from the stands

Gr: "OUR SAVIOR! WHO BRINGS US HEAVEN! HALLOWED BE HIS NAME!"

>His eyes glow black

Gr: "BY HIS KINGDOM WE COME. REBORN AND UNDONE."

>His wires burn to useless copper scraps

Gr: "FUCK THE POLICE. AMEN."

>He Nat 20s OWN upon the ceiling

cont

>>2730576
We're fucked. Its been nice questing with you guys.

>>2730582
did you really think it'd be that simple to kill Anon?

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>>2730582
not YET

NIghuuh

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Rolled 17 + 75 (1d20 + 75)

>>2730580
>>2730580


>The screen goes black
>The lights go out just for a moment
>When they return
>The sky is open to you
>The roof is burning in black fire
>No more shield


A: "SUSAN, NOW!"

SHHHRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIPPP

>You see the portal open up
>All the skeltals you brought
>In their beautiful armor come marching in
>It's so good to see familiar faces

>Jackie's riding Entropy as best she can
En: "Why does this feel...wrong?"
J: "You are -so- not a skateboard."

>The crowd grows restless
>Confused

>Then they cheer
>You realize
>You are in a shadow

>Loozar has leapt again
>Giga Nigga has hops.wtrmln

>He soars like a black warship through the sky
>Your blood slime reaches for him again
>She utterly fails
>Gets turns to rain drops for it by his momentum

>Before he reaches you
>Loozar smiles once again
>His eyes twinkle like Santa claus about to put presents alllll up in your kringle box

>He draws back his leg
>He knees you
>Mid-air

Rolling his attack in this post.