fuck you

>>2766846
>Vorpal fists that always crit"
The opposite of vorpal is resurrection, meaning that whatever the opposite will be it doesn't matter because it will be resurrection based and neither us nor Loozar is doing that currently.

Along with that, the vorpal effect should knock out Loozar's soul from his body upon the first hit due to the critical attack feature. So we can wail on his body until it's dead. This will deal with Loozar in a single turn then we can help Luna out with Mammon. We can then change the form to suit going up against Mammon.

>>2766846
>Anon decides Own Forms Abilities.

There, just go and make ourselves omnipotent and ditch this hell hole.

>>2766856
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lr7CKWxqhtw

>>2766857
This probably will not work on loozar, and it certainly wont work on Mammon.

Quest told us over and over and over again CHEAT CHEAT CHEAT. We have an opportunity to break the system, dont slave yourself to it voluntarily.

>>2766846

>"Anon can only win."

>>2766860

It has to be different everytime, I don't want to waste omnipotence right now

>>2766866
Nigga wot? I'm giving us one hit attacks that always critically hit. You can't get more cheaty than that.

>>2766870
My brotha.

>>2766870
>"Anon can only win."
>Anon wins at losing
Bad choice.

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>>2766846
>>2766846

Small CLARIFICATION POST


>ignore PHYSICAL damage immunity


Stay blesst.

Already seeing the 200 Iq plays coming in.

A week?
Is that what it takes to distill pure autism into LIMITLESS COSMIC POWER!?

>>2766846
"Lucikron copies Anon stats"
We need a strong will to hold Mammon off and we need strength to hurt LOOZAR.

Go for the strong thing in those forms you know. Written in a form so you know what the draw back will be.

>>2766879
>"Lucikron copies Anon stats"
We can only affect ourselves. Really bad choice.

>>2766870

Rule goes to Discordpal Abdicate Abzul

>>2766877

What are y- no that's not how that works

>>2766879
you mean "Anon copies Lucikron's stats" right? cause the other way around means that Lucikron gets our stats

>>2766870
>>2766846
I like this, straight to the point

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>>2766846
Either
>"Immunity to all Damage Types"
OR
>"All damage taken immediately healed"

Our main objective here is saving all of out allies and getting Wondervon's tools back, which are on his lab.

We need to buy him as much time as possible, and for that we need to make our fight with Loozar as lengthy as it may be.

We should gate all of our allies portalled with Susan and Wondervon if we go this way.

>>2766878
>>2766857
OWN Form AND Vorpal only Ignore PHYSICAL DAMAGE IMMUNITY.
If Loozar has any kind of Magical Damage Immunity we're fucked, as all of the effects we're doing require magic to work and would be nullified or severely diminished on their effects by his Armor.

>OWN SPELL : "Anon's touch paralyzes targets unavoidably"

>We then challenge Loozar to a punch off, literally. " You got a good hit. Mine's stronger. Lets punch it out. One after another, until one falls"
>Then paralyze
>Then use the wand to knock his soul out

(free crits on targets that can't move. Crit with the wand removes a soul)

Fuckit, I'm changing to a meme vote. "Gains powers of Shaggy Blanco"

>>2766870
We can change how it works dumb dumb.

>>2766899
>>2766846

supportan

>>2766899
>>2766905
Fucking stop.

>>2766846
My suggestion is
>"Cast spells without DC"

So a list of things this allows us to do
>Use spells
>Raise incredibly powerful undead
>Steal enemy stats
>Switch our health with Loozar's
>Crucicrush anyone

Likely reverse effect
>Spells ignore our DC
They' do that any way because our enemies are massively more powerful

>>2766846
Yeah. kinda distracted here.

Suggestions.

"Quest has control of Anon."

"Anon controls his own actions."
- The QM informed us that this would make anon the character decide what to do, letting him "off the leash" for a session.

>>2766846
>>2766879
Meant
"Anon copies Lucikron's stats"

>>2766899
On a list of bad ideas.
>>2766918
Go away ark

>>2766927
Im nameless though.

Also if your reading this ark please save us from this meme vote.

>>2766902
>>2766890
>>2766885
>>2766877
>>2766875
>"All his victories are Pyrrhic" and senseless, amounting to nothing.

Think before you vote.

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another neat suggestion

>>2766931

>"Anon can never lose."

FTFY

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I shall begin the count.

If you have a suggestion, or wish to change your vote to ensure a victory.

Do so now.

Muscles says "..." and Anon is now black at very high speed. (In our Universe)

>>2766898
heres the deal.
Any prolonged fight with loozar is bad news. We don't even want to get punched by him even with damage immunity or any OWN shenanigans.

Remember that any power we take, an inverse rule will be in play that will monkey paw us to shit and back if we are not super specific.

Anything that messes with stats or powers or any dice fuckery will make things very complicated very fast and will have effects we don't want.

If we keep it simple, limited and build a plan around things we know are set in stone then we can one round KO Loozar without having to worry about broken mechanics.

Things we know:
Loozar loves punching
Loozar loves "honorable" combat
Our wand knocks out souls on critical hits
Meele attacks against immobile targets are automatic crits


So.... we challenge loozar to a punch match. One after the other. We can demand to go first because loozar already punched us and we are still alive.

One hit with our paralyzing OWN power and loozar goes down. We can then easily coup de gras and GET HIS SOUL.

OH FUCK QUICK VOTE FOR SOMETHING ELSE PEOPLE.

>>2766939
That's literally the exact same thing/exactly the opposite.
It amounts to the same because the opposite will also become true.

>>2766846
>>2766913
Supporting this considering other vote is meme

>>2766944
The second we leave the form he'd not be paralyzed anymore.

Can we have more than a half hour Quest?

>>2766944
That's completely stupid.

You're relying we get a Nat20 before Loozar punches us to death, since he stll ahs far more HP than us.

>>2766950
ButterJohnson is part of us but still exposed enough for us to whack him with it. Also he only has to be paralyzed for a moment to strike him.

We can also just cut his head off as hes paralyzed with our vorpal fists.

Paralyzed loozar is better than moving loozar.

>>2766913
>>2766949
YOU STILL CANNOT CAST SPELLS IN OWN FORM

YOU NEED TO TAKE GIGA-MUSCLES DOWN TO CAST SPELLS AND THE MOMENT YOU DO SO THE NEW LAW WILL BE TAKEN OFF

You guys still think Loozar is the important fight*

You guys a very dumb arent you?

https://youtu.be/pDW5pWkvBno Reminder that this is the power of Ultra Blanco. This is the power we'd gain from this.

>>2766955
>You're relying we get a Nat20 before Loozar punches us to death, since he stll ahs far more HP than us.

No, we don't have to roll at all. The punch off means he will let us hit him because its a punch off. you get two for flinching. Ancient rules. All we have to do is take 10 on punching him. We can even just walk up and slap him. just has to be a physical attack.

Once hes down a coup de gras is an auto crit.

>>2766965
Uh-huh. And what exactly is the Opposite of that?

Anon cannot take damage become:
Anon cannot cause damage; or
Anon cannot undo damage; or
Anon cannot take healing.

Anon can cast any magic; become -
Anon cannot cast any magic.

Anon is immune to bombs; become
Anon is vuberable to bombs.

We have to understand what become opposite. Verbs, the subject? If I put “fire” in the phrase, does it become water, ice, or it remain untouched if it is the focus?

Also I just tought, “Anon is immune to magic” to “Anon can’t use magic”. A good trade off, if we can undo the spell later and not make it permanent. Or maybe the spell is undone in the moment cause we can’t use magic.

>>2766846
Changing my vote from:
>>2766879
to support:
>>2766913

>>2766958
The power specifically says we cast spells.

>>2766968
Anon loses his own powers. But that's OK because we'll have the power of Shaggy Blanco.

>>2766972

Including OWN form

>>2766971
That's literally not what it says.

It just says "IF" Anon were to be able to cast spells, he'd cast them without any DC.

Even then I see no spell that could help us in here besides OWN.

>>2766972
If we lose our powers, which includes OWN wouldn't we lose shaggy blanco? I doubt that's the reverse

>"Anon can only win."

Well. This makes me want to commit suicide. But it will actually win us this fight. Changing vote. This has been the anti-fun.

>>2766977
Thank you.

>>2766979
That's literally it.

People aren't thinking when thinking of new Laws to create.

>>2766985
Again. The Opposite would be that our Victories are inconsequential and useless.

>>2766979
You're right. The reality is we'd lose the power of Red Shaggy Blanco. But we never had it in the first place, so it's K.

>>2766988
An inherent part of this is making assumptions, we really have no idea what the opposites are.
>>2766994
That sounds.. believable... almiost

Guys, really. Don't over think this.
Just paralyze loozar with a contact effect.
At worse its going to make us get paralyzed on hit
So we can dump out of OWN form if another combatant shows up.

>>2766993

That would be the opposite of losses being concequental and useful

I have only felt hate like this once before.

>>2767000
Our wand is useless as it is fused to our body and can't be used as a weapon right now making your vote pointless.

>>2767000
Then Mepho bro will kill us, not to mention whats his name is probably immune to Paralysis

>>2767002
You voted to remove votes and have no actual power

>>2767020
Your vote also sucks, I dont even know what it was, but I know it sucked.

>>2767001
And it's a pretty logical interpretation of "Anon Can Only Lose" and "Anon can only win" being both possible at the same time"

THE MOST POSSIBLE OUTCOME OF THIS IS THAT IT ENDS IN A STALEMATE WITH BOTH ANON AND LOOZER EITHER DEAD OR ALIVE

>>2767010
>>2767009

Meph bro can be harassed by Jackie and Entropy to keep him off our back.

We don't have to detangle the wand from our form, just shift it to the surface and make contact with it.

>>2767037
That's not how our wand works. It's a vorpal melee weapon. We'd need to attack with the wand. But it's fused with us right now so we can't.

>>2767041
>Use Meat As Mortar and muscles to shift it into our arm
>Expose the surface
>Smack

>>2767037
They will die so fast.

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These votes.


>Anon chooses the powers of OWN form
1 vote

>Anon's touch paralyzes
1 vote

>Anon copies Lucikron's Stats
1 vote

>Immunity to all damage.
1 vote

>The power of Shaggy Blanco
2 votes


>Anon can only Win
3 votes

>Casts spells with no DC
3 votes


Of all the things, Anon.
You create another tie?

>My My

Ma: "Give up. You foster a sycophant."

L: "You coddle a clownish abomination."

>The lights in the arena dazzle your eyes
>Your mouth has been reformed into a trap of sharpened bones
>Your skin has turned to some sort of shimmering armor
>What else could you want?
>Except to keep feeling invincible

>You jump down into the pit

A: "My name's Anonymous Dubson McMoot Webwillow Lynn Thomas."

LO: "A -long- name."

>Loozar raises his boot

LO: "For a short life."


>You have tied in your vote
>So anon gets to decide
>Seems he's fused your choices


>Anon
>Ignores
>All
>Difficulty
>Challenges. (The worded form of DC)

>Anon
>Cannot
>Beat
>Any
>Saves


>Melee is now a wild fucking brawl in this form
>You ignore all defenses against your attacks
>Give not one fuck about the DC for feats of power
>Or agility
>Or Skill

>Fire
>Black and Red
>With gold cinders bursts from the crevices of your body

A: "I always win."

>You flex

A: "Now come the fuck down here and find out why."


>Magic will be your bane

LO: "HYEXCELLENT!"


>Loozar leaps into air
>He is going to drop kick you
>However long this form lasts
>Nearly nothing can stop you


What do?

You lucky little fucking whelp.

>>2767073
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ms49WIuL-M
PUNCH MAMMONS DROP KICK!

>>2767073
EPIC
NUTSHOT

>>2767073
>Run, because you've fucked it up

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>>2767073
WE JUMP INTO HIS MOUTH DODGE HIS TEETH AND RIP AWAY AT HIS THROAT FROM THE INSIDE

NO DC FOR FEATS OF AGILITY OR SKILL
WE CAN FUCKING DO IT

KILL HIM FROM THE INSIDE

>>2767085
YES! I LIKE THIS!
=

>>2767079
supporting dbz memes

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>>2767073
Shoryuken from his groin up into his abdomen/lungs/throat/brain

>>2767085
Dodging is a dex save.

>>2767073
Fuck man I don’t know. What is the most difficulty spell we have? ALSO see what stats Lozar and Mammon have, and steal the best ones. They can resist it.

>>2767089
THEN SUPPORT IT AND REPLY TO THE UPDATE

JUMPING INTO HIS MOUTH DODGES HIS ATTACKS
>>2767093
NO DC YOU FUCKING FAGGOT ILL KILL YOUR MOM U GAY NERD

>>2767084
actually, changing my vote.

>FURY OF THE BURNING HEART ON LOOZAR's CON

>>2767073
Dodge his Drop Kick and then smash through the spikes of his other shoe to make him walk around weirdly.

>>2767098
We can't use spells, that part of my vote wasn't taken

>>2767098
>>2767094
Where does it say that we can cast spells?

>>2767073
Cast Fury of the Burning Heart on Loozar

>>2767073
punch his drop kick.

>>2767104
>>2767098

NO MAGIC

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>>2767073
>>2767073
OUR WEAKNESS IS THAT ANY SAVE WE DO WILL INSTANTLY FAIL


THAT MEANS THAT WITH THIS OWN FORM WE NEED TO COUNTER EVERYTHING OR WE'RE FUCKED

COUNTER HIS ATTACK WITH YOUR OWN
NULLIFY HIS ATTACK

>>2767073

Counter the attack by breaking it

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>>2767073
Supporting
>>2767085

>>2767112
WHERE DOES IT SAY NO MAGIC?!

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You know what, If yall want to get wild. The DC for crawling up Loozar's ass is 80.

Jump the fuck in and tear up his guts. Let muscles have at the largest ass in the universe.

>>2767120
IN THE RULES FOR THE DAMN GIGA FORMS!

>>2767073
On the character sheet under SPELLFORM FUSION.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1R66kWytq_Ar3zyEA8R05DYJT0NNJiYT5uKAD4OdFOY0/edit#heading=h.z8arm5501j21

Anonymous cannot cast spells while fused with Muscles. To cast spells Muscles must return Anon’s body and his wand to normal.

>>2767098
>Anon Ignores All Difficulty Challenges.

>Anon Cannot Beat Any Saves.

>>2767093
>>2767118
>>2767089
We cannot allow Loozar to force a SAVE on us.

We need to counter his attack with our own, otherwise we'll inevitably lose.

>>2767073
>>2767104
Nevermind, I forgot doing that requires us to leave OWN form.

Leap up and intercept Loozar with our own attack

>>2767073
Changed my vote from:
>>2767099
to:
>>2767112
But, really any plan that has anon attacking LOOZARS attack with an attack.

>>2767120
>>2767135
mislinked

>>2767140
OR - Offense is the ONLY defense

>>2767085
THIS IS A BAD IDEA BECAUSE A DEX SAVE IS A AUTO FAIL.

>>2767148
Essentially.

Offense is the only defense we have now, and since Loozar still has far more HP than us we cannot afford to lose any.

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>>2767151
We don't need to dex save
>>Give not one fuck about the DC for feats of power
>Or agility
>Or Skill
This is plainly a feat of agility

>>2767158

>Light background

>>2767171
Ban he

>>2767085
>>2767073
i'll support!

>>2767158
Mh... I suppose.
Yeah, it could actually work.

Better than punching his attack actually.


AT LEAST ON BUYING WONDERVON TIME.

>>2767195
Does this mean you'll support the quest for the glory of slaughter and ultimate supremacy over our opponent?

>>2767214
No. At least I'm not going to close myself to what the reason we came here was in the first place, or blind myself to other alternatives we might have if things become too hot.

>>2767130
im not entirely against, but it seems like a tight space and we might literally get shit on

>>2767232
Anon's been getting shit all over his entire life

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>>2767230
>not choosing blood over mission

>>2767073
Swapping Votes from >>2767092 to >>2767085 . Intention was basically the same. Dodge/Interrupt the incoming attack with a counterattack of our own.

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The votes.


>Punch heem
3 votes

>N-N-N-N- NUT SHOT
2 votes

>Run
1 vote

>Dodge
1 vote

>Cast FOTBH
1 vote


>JUMP INTO HIS FUCKING MOUTH
>GET IN THERE
>GET
>IN
>THERE

4 votes

>Oh
>Yeah

>It's about to get real


LO: "PREEPARE TO LOSE YOUR FACE, LITTLE MAYUN!"

A: " https://youtu.be/dKrvlMvdjDo "

>YOU LEAP!

https://youtu.be/Lcpf2ZdIXsY

>LOOZAR'S Armor rockets past you!
>The spines soar around your ears
>He blitzes past like rolling hills
>You reach his face
>Time
>Slows
>He's still grinning
>His eyes wide
>His orange skin glistens with sweat and reeks of adrenaline

>You turn your feet forward at the very last moment

>CRASH!

>Loozar FLIPS!
>Lands on his back
>The arena crashes and swings from the force

>Well
>You're in
>Loozar flips back up to his feet

LO: "HWAH Do YOUH Fink Your'H DOIING!?"

>He opens his mouth
>Tries to crush you in his crooked teeth

>You CATCH
>His
>JAW

>The cameras swing around you
>Perched at the top of this planet's king

>Yet you can't sneer in victory
>Not now
>Your eyes point donward
>To the portal
>Where your friends are escaping

A: "Jackie!"
>She wasn't even going with them
>Her and Entropy both stayed to cover the rear
>She's watching you

A: "Do you hate me?"

>She's crying

A: "It's ok."

>Your form smiles
>You're on every screen in the place
>On the sound system

A: "I'm used to it."

cont

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>>2767279
>>2767279

LO: "RRRR!"

>LOOZAR ROLLS TO CRUSH YOU IN HIS JAWS

>Anon cannot beat any Saves
>STRENGTH SAVE FAILED


>CRUNCH!

>The crowd screams at your apparent death
>At your grisly
>Yet highlight reel filling demise

>The thing is...

ANON HAS TAKEN 38 DAMAGE

>That is not near what it takes
>To kill

>You

>Luna and Mammon are still battling in the stands
>You can feel her
>You can feel her anger
>A hint of fear
>It's been so long since you felt fear

A: "Fucking. Alieniggers."


>You are in LOOZAR's Mouth
>His jaw is closed

What do?

>>2767284
>SHIFT INTO MASSARCE WAVE FORM
>BLOW HIM THE FUCK UP

>>2767284
Tear through his skull and turn his brain into a smoothie

>>2767284
Punch up through the palette of his mouth and into his brain cavity

>>2767293
YES! DESTROY!

>>2767284

>>2767293
>>2767294
FUCKING THIS

>>2767294
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>2767294
>>2767284
Supporting. We'll show him a real headache

>>2767284
supporting:
>>2767293
>>2767294

>>2767294
This works.

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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>Go for the brain

>GO FOR THE KILL

>There is no DC for this
>Well
>There IS
>Anon does not give a single goddamn blood covered strawberry fucking shit


A: "WHAT HE SAID!"

>You're so delirious with rage
>Fuck this place
>Fuck yourself
>They made you look weak
>That goddamn walrus
>That shitty golden asshole
>They aren't like
>Nobody's like you


A: "YOU FUCKED WITH THE WRONG MARINE!"

>Loozar opens his mouth
>Just in time for the cameras to see you
>Still alive
>Pouring blood from every joint
>Fire spewing out of your eye sockets

>ANON'S FIST SMASHES UPWARD INTO LOOZAR'S MOUTH

>Take this boy's love
>His hate
>and all of his sorrow
>Woe be unto thy enemies
>For you am become Punch.


Roll Strength.

Rolled 3 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>2767350
HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!!

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>2767350

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>2767350

>>2767279
>>Yet you can't sneer in victory
>>Not now
>>Your eyes point donward
>>To the portal
>>Where your friends are escaping
>
>A: "Jackie!"
>>She wasn't even going with them
>>Her and Entropy both stayed to cover the rear
>>She's watching you
Wait. What?

We'r supposed to be fighting Loozar so THEY can escape.
Susan need to get jack TF away from here.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>2767350

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>2767350
BOI WITH THE WEAK ASS BRAIN CASE

Rolled 16 + 31 (1d20 + 31)

>>2767350

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>2767350
Welp we doing it

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>2767350

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>2767350

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>2767350

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>2767350

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>>2767364
>>2767364


>5

+31

>36

>A low roll
>But there is no DC

>Ahhh
>That's the power
>Of cheese.

https://youtu.be/C7rzSslub6U
>Your first collides with LOOZAR's squishy mouth parts
>When it does
>THE ENTIRE WORLD JERKS ASIDE

A: "This...power."
>Muscles is in your mind
>He is your mind
>The both of you are flying
>Muscles wants
>No
>NEEDS TO HIT THAT AGAIN

>You hear a sound like a drum
>A ringing
>Deafening
>CRACK!

>Outside of this place
>Loozar's head SNAPS backward
>His helmet vibrates like a bell

https://youtu.be/zJHaePgVkas

>You come out soaring
>Loozar is headed for the dirt
>As he falls
>The world
>The walls
>Shudder

>His eyes snap open again immediately
>He looks
>Elated

LO: "HEEYES! AT LEEAST!"

>His gigantic legs drive him back upward
>A tooth falls clean out of his head
>His eye twitches
>The crowd is in shock

LO: "Ah FIGHYUT!"

>They scream his name
>Some of them scream "TRAPS! TRAPS! TRAPS! TRAPS!"

>It's all just another show to them

>You are still falling

ANONYMOUS HAS DEALT 38 DAMAGE TO LOOZAR

Holy shit.
He can bleed.

>As you head for the ground you realize something
>You cannot pass any save to land

>Reacting is the enemy now

What do?

L: "Haste. Darling."

>>276741Go for the tendons in his feet, hobble the fucker

>>2767419
MANEUVER OURSELF SO WE FALL AND LAND RIGHT ONTO LOOZAR'S SKULL AND PUNCH INTO IT AGAIN!

>>2767433
>>2767419
weird

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>>2767419
Mind Read to Susan how much time does Wondervon needs.
Tell her to Get Jackie and Entropy out of here.


Buy them as much time they need so Wondervon can get into the Lab.

>>2767435
FUCK THIS! Punch his eyes out! He can't hit what he can't see!

>>2767419
Dodge obviously. Dodge the fall damage.

>>2767442

Sure telepathy phone call everyone. Tell her to make sure they get out. Tell her to grab the pit slaves as well if she can.

>>2767419
Attempt to copy Marco's nerve punch technique and completely paralyze Loozar

>TIE HIM INTO A PRETZEL!

>>2767419
DODGE THE GROUND.

As well as >>2767442

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>>2767419
>>2767455
Changing vote to convince Loozar that Mammon is his greatest enemy and that he should forfeit.

>>2767480
This actually. This is amazing.

>>2767480
STONE COLD STUNNER ON LOOZAR
ELBOW DROP OF PAIN
USE OUR FALL AS A WEAPON

>>2767480
>>2767419
fucking supporting

>>2767480
You think so small mindedly. Convince Loozar that he should perminately join us and then do the same with Mammon.

Also, dodge the ground to not die

>>2767480
supporting this
>>2767419
>>Give not one fuck about the DC for feats of skill
Convincing someone is a fucking skill

Also we should tell him to catch us

>>2767480
>>2767487
>>2767493
YOU'RE STILL FALLING

>>2767505
Fine, dodge and talk.

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Time to count.

You should really learn to consider your choices.

>>2767419
Dodge the earth
Negate the fall damage by rolling at the end of the fall like link does in the ocarina of time.

>>2767443
>>2767419
Supporting. Pop out of his cage of a skull, and deftly land to face him

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The votes.


>Many small things
>Neat ideas
>Two big ones


>Dodge the earth
>The whole ground
>Dodge it
4 votes


>>2767480
>>2767480
Take LOOZAR on the ruse Cruise.

>Also 4 votes

>Anon
>Anon wut r yew dewin'
>STAHP


>As you fall
>You look over to the portal
>Jackie is being dragged in by Susan
>Guards are moving in to try and apprehend your friends

A: "I have to end this."


>You flex
>As you head for the ground

A: "MARTHAAAAAAA!!"

>You scream a name
>Your body convulses as it gets turned into thousands of other names

>Brenda
>Sheeack
>Mora
>Gore
>WEndu
>Zinijia
>alieuwfh7dsf38f8389838e ghueyds ss


>Every single one of them
>Meant to mean the name of the listener's mother


>You hit the ground in the PIT

>Your back cracks

A: "Ow."

>Loozar's shadow looms over you

>The entire audience is whispering

LO: "What did you say?"
>He utters from on-high

A: "I said... MOTHER NAME.:"

LO: "That...is Loozar's MOTHER'S name!"

A: "She's -my- mother too."

>Loozar leans down to you
>His face occupy's your entire vision
>His breath is of sweet alchohols and aftershave
>His lips are cracked and dry


A: "Mammon's...your enemy."
>Your magic power twists your words into flawless articulations
>Of energy
>That warp minds
>Twist hearts


A: "Forfeit this fight. Join me. Fuck this place. You're a warrior. Not puppet."

>You know it'll work
>It has to work
>No DC can stop you


>Loozar smiles
LO: "No, Faggot."

cont

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>>2767589
>>2767589

A: " ...th-...that's -our- word."
>How?
>WHAT!?


>Loozar stands back up
>Still smiling
>He is shiggying


LO: "What does having the same mother name as LOOZAR's have to do with Hyanything?"

>He points down at you

LO: "That is weak writing. A plot device so thin LOOZAR coould snap it with his PYINKEE!"

>The crowd is weeping
>Calling their mothers
>Totally throwing themselves to your mercy

>Not Loozar
>Why?

LO: "You cannot manipulate me, Little mayun."

>He smacks his helmet
>One of his loose teeth wiggles

LO: "My armor is HYIMMUNE TO MAGICAL FORMS OF MIYUND CONTROL!"

A: "SONOVA BITCH! HOW!?"


W: "I know what's wrong with the tesseract."

A: "FUCK YOU, WONDY. STOP TALKING INTO SUSAN'S HEAD."


W: "Zhey Removed three pieces of it. Zhen fashioned it into some kind of helmet..."


A: "..."


>Loozar is about to fucking step on you


What do?

>>2767591
>LO: "No, Faggot."
Yeah, that's fair......

GRAB HIS FUCKING FOOT BEFORE IT STEPS ON US AND THEN RIP IT OFF!

>>2767591
Dodge into Loozar's Heart

>punch the ground so hard we launch away and into mammon like a vorpal javelin

Let's get Luna back beforemammon fucks her.

>>2767591
Perfurante his foot to his head.

NO.
DC.

>>2767591
Yeah, ultra violence is the only solution
Jump through his fucking throat

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>>2767591
Wondervon figured out what's wrong with the Tesseract. That means we can get into the Lab.

Our back is BROKEN.
We need to get THE FUCK out of here, but we can0t move.

Susan needs to portal a portal below us and get us TF outta here.

>Eh, leave. Fuck it time to go.

>Grab his leg, rip it off, use it to knock his helmet off.

>>2767612
>Our back is BROKEN.
No it isn't, it just cracked. We took no damage.

>>2767616
Im voting to leave, this vote was an actual plan.

Also tell Wondervon where his bling is.

>>2767591
>>2767607
changing vote to
>>2767594

>>2767591
Hold on to his foot to both keep him from killing us and to knock him prone.

>>2767591
Grab the sand and use it to hit LOOZAR and the guards going after our friends in their faces.

>>2767591

Changing my vote from:
>>2767638
to
Grabbing Jackie and our friends and gettng them out of here.

>>2767594
Support
>>2767591

>>2767616
>>2767629
Link it to Quest's post.

>>2767591
>Punch his legs off
Don't need to dodge his legs if there aren't any legs to dodge

>>2767677
>Using white version of Discord
Gross

>>2767620
If our back isn't broken it's gonna be soon. Loozar just took MORE THAN A THIRD our our health and we barely chipped his Health Bar.


Players need to Start playing SMART and voting for less fucking memes that get us hurt.

>>2767731
Which is why you're voting to run despite the fact we'll no doubt need Loozar's helmet to get past the tesseract. Smart.

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I am RETURN!

>>2767677
>>2767677
What a pure version of discord.

Counting it up as I wrap up work today, friends.

So much has been happening while I'm away.
Even more in -your- absence.

>>2767612
>"Ow my back hurts"
>NO DC
>"BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER"

>>2767591
Go between the grooves and then kick out one of those spikes as we dodge the stomp attack. Turn that spike into our DRILL to PIECE his heaven.

>>2767762
fantastic idea

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>As the boot
>Descends


>Have you ever felt "right" Anonymous?

A: "I'm always right."

>Have you ever felt like a winner?

A: "I always win."

>Oh?
>So you've never had your mother ripped from your arms?

A: "Shut up."

>Or your back filled with lead and left for dead?

A: "SHUT UP!"

>Or your best, most powerful weapons denied you?
>Natural 20s
>Rule breaking
>These are all just parts of a game
>A game

>Is this a game to you?

A: "I'M IN CHARGE HERE!"

L: "Do you feel in charge?"


>The boot
>Crashes down


https://youtu.be/Dll329ggLIY


>The lights flash again
>Your body is under so much pressure
>Your crack back shudders and aches
>The boot has stopped
>Because you've caught it
>In your own
>Nigh, Immortal
>Hands


ANON'S WILL IS NOW +19
MUSCLES STRENGTH IS NOW +14

>The boot is filled with spikes so long and terrible
>The weight is SO MUCH
>You've caught the boot
>The spikes have utterly shredded your hands and forearms
>Your own bones and Muscles' tendrils are hanging onto the metal

ANON HAS TAKEN 38 DAMAGE

A: "Damage?"

>Anonymous spits the word in blood onto the sand

A: "Fuck is damage?! DO YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME!?"

LO: "A warrior's death is a noble one! Accept BEING NOBLY CRUSHED!"

cont

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>>2767910
>>2767910

>The boot tries to crush you again
>The DC to hold it cannot stop Anonymous
>No DC can

>Including this one

A: "ARE."

>You twist the boot
>Force the knee, three stories above you to crank and pop

A: "YOU."


LO: "HYEACCEPT YOUR FATE!"

A: "FUCKING!"

>The Hip rotates too far
>The leather crumbles
>Metal groans like a battleship under assault

A: "SORRY!?"

>No DC to stop the foot
>No DC to successfully grab
>Loozar was too HUGEMONGUS to know he was grappled
>The DC to rip. Off. His. Leg.

>It didn't exist
>Because Anonymous
>Isn't playing games anymore

LO: " https://youtu.be/Yklj02B4kKg?t=2 "

>Blood rains
>Deep
>Purple blood
>A leg so tall you cannot see it's tip is resting above you
>You can barely breathe


ANON IS AT 4 HP

A: "muh...muh back!"

>Loozar...
>HAS TAKEN MASSIVE DAMAGE
>200 to be precise
>No forilly
>Das a lot

LO: "My...BODY! MY LEG!"

>A crowd member shouts
???: "My GLOWcone!"
???: "My sneakers!"
>A weeping one, still afflicted by your bluff earlier screams
???: "My Mommy!"
>His mommy was thrown in as a weapon


>They are all still crying

A: "Mommy?"

L: "Anonymous."

>You push yourself up on your elbows
>Try to look into the stands

A: "Luna...Luna!?"
L: "You've taken far too much damage, my dear. I cannot intervene. Not without killing you myself..."


>Your voice is shaking
>Is that fear?
>No
>It's Luna's.
>Fear for you
A: "It's ok. I think I got this."

L: "Is the beast dead?"

>You turn to LOOZAR
>He's up
>On his three arms and 1 leg

LO: "Now...this."
>He turns
>His smile
>Wider than ever

LO: "IS WHAT LOOZAR CALLS A SHOWDOWN!"

cont

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>>2767924
>>2767924

A: "Fuck."
Ma: "She can't protect you any more..."

>Loozar is standing on his one leg and his two smaller arms
>His huge remaining one out like a massive enemy crab

Ma: "...but killing you doesn't need my attention anymore."

Ma: "Where are your friends?"

>Your mind scrombles

A: "AAHHH!"
>The backs of your eyes are being squeezed between hot irons
>You convulse

>You can't even roll to resist

>No saves.

LO: "What is this? Did LOOZAR hit you too hyard?"

>He's not taking the cheap shot

LO: "Get up! Get up, Warrior!"

>He beats his chest

LO: "Do not die like a flattened guppy! Styand! Fight me!"

>He turns to the crowd
>Gives special attention to Mammon's balcony

LO: "Let Hyim FIGHT ME!"

>The cheers return

Ma: "You destroyed one tesseract side already. You've nearly ruined the second. You may have the third..."


L: "I have it. He couldn't stop me from prying it out of his bones."

Ma: "...but now I know Wondervon is here. The old rodent. He's finally come home. It'll be good to see him again. Even if I couldn't solve the maze that leads to his laboratory. I -will- find him and your friends in it."


>You can feel Mammon drifting away

Ma: "I will grind their souls into dust."

>You are Anonymous
>You are 15 years old
>You're the boy who beat fate
>That was your story

LO: "Are you ready now?"

>That story is over

LO: "Good."

>Is this one about to be?


SESSION END!

NEXT SESSION TOMORROW!

7:00 PM US CENTRAL TIME!

Clarification post!


W: "It vas so shimple! I didn't need to solve zeh broken puzzle! I just needed to figure out vat vas broken about it!"

>Wondervon realized 3 pieces of the tesseract maze were removed
>Being 4th dimensional shape fragments
>They could make items of awesome power

>One was used to make the dome that kept the arena portal proof
>Another has been used to magic magically immune armor for LOOZAR

>The was inside Mammon
>Doing -some- sort of effect upon

L: "It let him see all possibilities. All outcomes of other's actions. It is gone now..."

L: "He can now be caught unawares."



W: "My lort. I have gut news. In a few minutes ve shoult be inside my laboratory."

Ma: "Excellent to hear, father. Soon...so will I."


Stay, blesst.
Love, Quest.

>>2767924
Okay, time for hit and run tactics: stealth, sneak attack and restealth. Take no unnecessary risks and don't allow Loozar to another attack on us

>>2767937
We could stealth up to someone (crowd probably) and leave OWN to blood for blood them
We need to heal and then re-OWN Form

>>2767937
We are at 4 hp
laying in the dirt
Crippled and bleeding
Mammon has our friend's location
Stealth is ruined
Our plans are ruined
Our body is ruined
Luna cannot save us.

This is the end, and you have only yourself to blame

>>2767957
>This is the end
HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! That's a good one! We're just getting started!

>>2767957
>Stealth is ruined
It's a DC, we ignore DCs.

>This is the end, and you have only yourself to blame
How negative

>>2767957
It cannot be the end, for OP is too much of a faggot to end it quickly.

We will always have a chance, so long as we seize it (and that there's a loophole left in any scenario to keep things going)

>>2767931
>Ma: "Excellent to hear, father. Soon...so will I."
Anyway, Mammon's the new target. I want Loozar dead, but he's not swooshing to our friends at the moment. So he can be put aside. Mammon's the real target. As, again, he's about to go fugg up our friends. We should heal up and then find Mammon to keep him from our frens.

>>2767963

The major point of this adventure was to secure the lab without detection. That is gone now. Ended. Now our party is painfully split.

>>2767962
What, and you think Jackie and the horse are going to sweep in and save the day? Luna will somehow fix our shattered form and ignore the mechanics of her magic?

By all means struggle, just don't delude yourself on how fucked up this is and how it was only our bad choices that lead here.

I FUCKING TOLD YOU A PROLONGED FIGHT WAS DISASTER!
BUT LOOK AT ANON NOW!
ARE YOU HAPPY?
YOU TOOK A PERFECTLY GOOD MC AND RUINED HIM WITH SHITTY VOTES!

>>2767975
No? I think we're gonna go and defeat Mammon after healing up, then go back and defeat Loozar and then claim War Planet for ourselves. There'll be bumps in the road along the way. But we got this. We've been in worse situations.

>>2767975
>the major point was to secure the lab without detection

Anon's never been one for stealth, nor are we locked into needing stealth at this point.

Anon's also currently as great as we want him to be due to literally not being able to lose in his current form, at least not in terms of DCs.

>>2767975
>YOU TOOK A PERFECTLY GOOD MC AND RUINED HIM
We just ripped off a man's leg, How is he ruined?
>The major point of this adventure was to secure the lab without detection.
We can still get the lab though, who cares if we were detected or not?

The quest gets challenging and you immediately give up?

>>2767677
>still using light discord
Seriously, how are you not blind?

>>2767989
You have weak eyes man, do you fucking buckle when it's sunny outside, because your screen isn't much brighter.
A lamp gives off more light

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>>2767931
>ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY!?!?
Ahahahah, it never stops being funny.

I'm gonna take a shoot in the dark and bet that Entropy will be the one that's saves the situation. If I remember correctly, as Alabaster he was able to bring back someone from death once a year and he had some other shitty healing spells.

>>2768000
It'd be healthy to see if he has a healing spell. Then we could rip Loozar's other leg off and then he'll die from blood loss while we go fight mammon.

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>>2767994
Even the guys that run discord have to wear eye protection when they test the light background you masochistic madman

>>2767972
I mean I'm with you, but Loozar's gonna CRAB BATTLE us in honoraburu combat. Neutralizing him from the field, a la death, KO, or immobility seems like the primary hurdle to trying to stop Mammon.

>>2768028
If that's the case then Loozar's HP is max 322 from dying. As his HP is Max 560 (500 from 100 CON times 5, plus the natural size HP of 60) and we first did 38 damage to his head then ripped his leg off for 200 damage. if it's something like his strength then his HP is at 197. The ability of using his own leg as a weapon means we could keep him at a distance with it. And basically dark souls broken sword him. I'm open to other ideas though. Like checking if Entropy has a healing spell so we can tank another hit then just rip the dudes other leg off. Or Hell, rip his head off.

>>2768028
Is anyome else for keeping loozar's soul after this? I like him, even if he'll likely never be as powerful as he was alive, a reanimated human sized abomination with loozar's soul would be a cool companion.

>>2768050
Shoot man, I wanna use his body meat for things. Either making a GIANT MINION or for multiple smaller ones, or hell using the meat to meatify our skeletons, I'm up for it. I'd also be up for just reviving him and then keeping him alive using Wondervan's tech so he doesn't have a WILL cost.

>>2767985
We have a broken spine and are lying in a pool of our own blood.

Better hope we can B4B it back

>>2768050
doesn't sound bad, but we gotta kill him first before we can rez him and have him join the fold. Diplomancy already failed horribly for us.

>>2768059
As stated before, our best defense is only going to be a strong offense. We tried dicking around and it backfired horribly. Once we transform out of this form, we lose the ability to regain this 'property/reality bend' in any future uses of OWN form. So we best get rid of Loozar first, then we can transform out to heal or whatever on the way to fight Mammon.

>>2768084
>doesn't sound bad, but we gotta kill him first before we can rez him and have him join the fold
Oh don't worry I know, killing and rezzing him is way easier since he'll get his warrior's death AND be reborn as a completely loyal undead minion, rather than trying to force diplomacy. Hell I'm for taking the souls of any enemies worth keeping, and use thrm as we see fit.

So forgive me if I'm missing something but could we use King's tax to permanently steal loozars strength? Making his -1 would probably kill him under his own weight and we'd get a massive free boost to our strength permanently.

>>2768258
OK. How are we gonna beat his DC considering it's at minimum 150 and our WILL is max 32?

>>2768263
We beat all DCs in this form don't we?

>>2768266
Oh, so how are we going to cast the spell in this form then, considering we can't cast spells in giga-forms.

>>2768258>>2768266
We can't use spells in this form and we have to use Fury of a Burning Soul before using King's Tax. Take off the form and now the DC is back.

>>2768258
Problem is you need to use fury of the burning heart first and the DC would be way too much for our will to beat. We could beat the DC in own form, but you can't use magic in OWN form normally

>>2768271
Heart. Fury of a Burning Heart.

>>2768258
How may times are we gonna go over this?
>We cannot use "Fury of the Burning Heart" on Loozar because.
>We cannot cast spells while on Giga Form
>His Level is too high for the Formula to succeed.
>His Armor provides him with Immunity to Magical Attacks.

>>2768268
>>2768271
>>2768274
Ah didn't know that. Well that explains why no one mentioned it.

>>2768278
It was mentioned and argued over multiple times the last two threads actually.

It’ll be alright.
We’re at one of those parts of the story where everything is bad.
Just keep going and it’ll get better as long as we work at it.
Yeet.

>>2768277
That last one is wrong, he is immune to magic mental attacks, and its his helmet.

>>2768401
Honestly? I mainly just lurk and read the story posts so I missed it. Kinda sucks how useless a lot of our abilities seem to be lately.

>>2768615
That's what happens when you fight near god level enemies at level 15.

>>2768628
Shadow is a near God level enemy? We've kinda been getting pushed around since season 2 started.

>>2768646
>Shadow is a near God level enemy?
Super Shadow kind of yeah, even regular shadow would be a really fucking tough fight.

>>2768268
>>2768271
>>2768274
We're going to have to leave OWN form when we go to heal (unless someone else can heal us) and in such a scenario I'd like to restate >>2766913
which would make that option possible

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Spells are banned but no DC means no DC.

Meats as Good as Mortar.
We don't need Blood 4 Blood when we can just regenerate ourself.
Normally rebuilding ourself would be some ludicrously high DC but not now.

Remake ourself back into an undamaged form

Then unmake Loozar

>>2768851
Better option, remake ourselves to an undamaged form, by using Loozar.

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>>2768859
Maybe modify our physiology using his own as a template and get some massive con and str boosts? We know Luna has a massive repository of biological information from trillions of species. She should know a few tricks to give us some unbreakable bones, redundant organs, etc etc. We can still look human if we want but baseline human is too squishy.

>>2768882
This can only end in good things, FoBH wont work in our form as is, BUT, that doesn't mean we cant brute force and fucking eat the physical stats of a target.

>>2768882
>>2768851
>>2768885
What suggests this is possible?

>>2769008
No DC, we can blood for blood his insides without the cap, and eat his ass hard enough to perma buff us. Remember, we made a cheese rule. We just need to dodge the next attack somehow, I recommend just throwing ourselves in Loozars's severed leg, chew our way through that while he tries to hurt himself, which would be his own dc against himself, at the very least mitigating damage to us, then we alien our way out his kneecap and into his chest. Proceed to munch. Or mulch, whichever comes first.

>>2769008
Here's how its possible.

From Anon's Sheet under SKILLS not Spells

>“MEAT'S AS GOOD AS MORTAR WHEN THE RIGHT MASON IS INVOLVED”
>One of Luna’s old adages. Grisly, and full of unnatural practicality.

>Anonymous can make minor alterations to still living flesh.
>Adding a new body part/Reattaching an old one.
>Inducing the growth of scar tissue to stop bleeding or mend wounds.
>Sharpening and growth of nails/claws.
>Undoing these changes is complicated and even more dangerous than attempting them.


The skill does carry the "minor" alterations but Luna has the knowledge and wisdom to guide our actions.
Think of it like that scene in Ghost but in this case Luna is Patrick Swayze and instead of clay its loozar's screaming flesh.

A skill has a DC check on it but right now, in OWN form, we aren't subject to DC's
Loozar is crippled and so are we, but we awash in freshly spilled blood.
We can simply invoke this skill using the ocean of blood as a connection point and invoke the skill
Mammon is disengaging with Luna to go after Wondervon. Susan, Jackie and Entropy can hold him off long enough for Anon and Luna to essentially upgrade ourselves.

>>2769025
A nice idea. But currently we are fused with Muscles. Would the alteration change stay when we unfuse or it would mutilate us, or even letting us stuck in this form. Maybe if we use it only to heal us.