Hell yeah i was expecting for this!

“... So, you own a lot of costumes, huh?”

Superman tries to make small talk with you as while flying by your side.

You both have been quiet since take off, and you suppose working with someone designed to kill you can be a bit awkward, especially without their cute daughter around to work as a distraction.

“Actually, it's more like one costume that changes... I uh, recently got some work done, so now it's more like a second layer of skin in a way.”

Superman gives a few small nods to show interest, but he doesn't really have anything else to add as you soar over the streets of Earth 3's Metropolis.

Maybe you should say something?

A: “Hey, you still got my little girl's picture?”

B: “What about your suit? Does it do anything special?”

C: “Actually, now that you're here I wanted to ask you; how do you apply for the Justice League? Do I need to have any documents ready for my kid or...?”

D: “You know I'd never kill you, right? I mean, maybe it'd be fun to fight you, but I'd never go all out... You know that, right?”

E: “Did you know Batman is Bruce Wayne?”

>>2906676
>B: “What about your suit? Does it do anything special?”

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I"m late but fuck it

>>2906676
>D

>>2906676
>B: “What about your suit? Does it do anything special?”

>>2906676
>E: “Did you know Batman is Bruce Wayne?”

>>2906676
>B: “What about your suit? Does it do anything special

So...who else thinks that Vegas will try to kidnap our kid or target our wife once he hear about us capturing his boyfriend?

>>2906707
gonna be a bit tough for him to do that when they're in a different dimension

>>2906707
Odds are he doesn't even know we have a family, plus we are planning on killing him in this dimension so I think we'll be good. I mostly want his core.

>>2906711
Owlman figured out the other dimension he said that when we went darkseid. So unfortunantly Reno doesn't know about that.

>>2906720
Hopefully he will never get a chance yeah. But Luthor did leave something on our dimension and i wouldn't think it's beyong Vegas to go on a joy ride like we did in his world.

>>2906676
>D: “You know I'd never kill you, right? I mean, maybe it'd be fun to fight you, but I'd never go all out... You know that, right?”
>B: “What about your suit? Does it do anything special?”

>>2906707
The faggot will try, and likely when we have his boyfriend near us, I only hope its Blackfire and not just Rena. Because when we snap...we are probably going to execute them both on the spot before anyone could stop us. My big worry is what would happen to Blackfire or god forbid Rena if they are near us when we do it.

>>2906739
Knowing about it and getting there are two very separate matters. Plus, why would Owlman tell Vegas?

>>2906750
Vegas works for Owlman. It isn't actually Owlman is basically evil batman. He got all the tech he wanted from Lex and is most likely replicating it now.

>>2906748
I think we would go complete darkseid and would cast ourselfs away from the place. Or at least there will be other heroes there to stop us.

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>>2906676
>B

“What about your suit? Does it do anything special?” You ask.

Superman shows you a warm smile.

“It doesn't do anything, but it is very special. My mom and dad made it.”

You can't help but show a big smile of your own. How can Earth's mightiest being be so wholesome?

“Then it's far more impressive than mine... Well, my mom technically made this version, but she also chopped off my arm to see if it was working right. Not quite as nice as yours, but close, right?”

“... Sure, son. Of course.” Superman says with a smile, but his eyes are full of deep concern.

Suddenly, his face matches his eyes as he looks straight ahead, taking on a more serious tone.

“We got company!” He alerts you, and as you turn your gaze you see the trouble you're in for.

There's four of them, dressed entirely in black and gold with a red “S” emblem across their chest. They look like a exotic family, with one woman leading three other males in varying ages and physiques.

The woman ahead of the pack almost looks amazonian, dressed in a shoulder-baring leotard with a pair of thigh-high boots and gloves. She's got a sinister smirk curled across her lips, and the way her eyes stare into you remind you of your wife's carnal needs.

“Looks like they want their friends back.” You remark, your hand clutching tighter around the ankle of the Tamaranean being dragged through the air behind you.

Time to think of a plan for these goons before they can act!

A: “I don't like the look the chick's giving me. I'll handle her, you take on the rest!”

B: “Why don't you take that nice lady out for a stroll, Supes. I'll spend time with the family!”

C: “Screw em! Let's just split up and outrun these pricks!”

D: “You think you can handle them? I'll take Ultraman with me!”

E: “Here, take this little bastard and go! I'll hold them off!”

>>2906793
>E: “Here, take this little bastard and go! I'll hold them off!”

>>2906805
>wanting to fight 4 people with Shazam power set.

>>2906793
>A:

>>2906793
>Beat them with Ultraman while Supes fights the Amazon woman.

>>2906793
>C: “Screw em! Let's just split up and outrun these pricks!”

>>2906815
If my vote doesn't get anything then
>>2906793
>E: “Here, take this little bastard and go! I'll hold them off!”

>>2906805
>>2906822
Okay! Roll D100!

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>2906851
We are pushing our luck aren't we?

>>2906793
>E: “Here, take this little bastard and go! I'll hold them off!”
>>2906811
hell yeah nigga, wait you think we can absorb their lightening? we are apokalypse tech after all?

>>2906855
:^)

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>2906851
>>2906855
welp, good job giving the Dice Gods ideas

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>2906851
>>2906855
you fucking fool

>>2906861
I don't even know how to feel right now.....

>>2906861
YEAH BOI SUCK IT, or I would like that.
>>2906855
IF YOU DIDNT EXIST! Just invalidate anything that could be done why don't ya.

>>2906862
I cant remember, do we count critfails if we don't succeed, or if we get 1 then anything short of a 100 canceling it out means we fail regardless?

>>2906858
Fucking hell you are right!

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>>2906865
Yeah, 1 is an automatic fail unless there happens to be a 100 in the same roll!

>>2906865
Just remember us getting our ass kicked by the space drag queen last thread. We are about to get our ass beaten.

>>2906873
God fucking damnit. Of course I could get the 100, I had to get just fucking short of it. Oh well, >>2906860
would be our actual roll, so we would lose regardless.
>>2906875
>We are about to get our ass beaten.
Did you forget to add something there to console me, or just remind me of how much I hate other people that roll 1s?

>>2906875
Hey we nearly had him when we went Black Rider: Darksied overcharge mode, then Ultraman came and got the ass beating instead.

>>2906879
couldn't*

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>>2906884
Speaking of Darkseid mode, considering it didn't actually change us out of Susanoo form I'm assuming that it's less of a transformation and more of an overcharge mode that adds on to the current form we're in. Maybe we even unlock a full Darkseid mode where we get a rider suit that resembles Darkseid's armor.

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>>2906899
I like to thing that the Darkseid mode in the Susanoo form is the same from the Darkseid vs. Justice league movie.

>>2906793
>E

“Here, take this little bastard and go! I'll hold them off!”

You hoist Helfire's leg up and toss him to Supes, watching as the Kryptonian catches him with his free hand.

“Are you sure you can handle this?” He asks, but you just show him a smirk filled with confidence.

“Are you kidding? Look at their matching outfits! They're definitely a team of C-listers.” You taunt, hovering in place as you prepare for their arrival.

“Even if I'm outnumbered, all I have to do is keep them busy right?”

Superman hesitates for a moment, but then he gives you a confirming and speeds off away from you and the conflict that's about to ensue!

“Alright, four losers to fight, and I got four arms...”

Your two sets of arms flex with power, a crackle of energy dancing across your Raijin form as you do so.

Before the four can get a chance to chase after Superman, you rush right at them, preparing to put them through a storm of fists...

But something goes horribly wrong.

As you're about to hit the woman with a barrage of punches, she deftly ducks under the first few blows and sends a hand towards your waist.

You don't see it, you only feel her hand grab onto the front of your belt, followed by the harsh tug of her hand.

Everything crashes inside you. Even as you begin to fall in your reverted state, you can't make sense of this vile woman smugly holding your Power Rider belt above you.

How did she know about it? How was it so easy for her to remove? Why? Why won't your body do anything? You're falling dammit, do something!

“MAJIN! HELP!” You cry out, reaching into your shirt pocket and pulling out the Father Box.

“Yes, master! Allow me to grow wings and-”

Before he can finish that thought, the elder of the crew soars down towards you at a ludicrous speed, his thin head of gray whipping wildly as he effortlessly reaches you and sends a ruthless blow into the left side of your rib-cage!

Your vision immeadiatley goes fuzzy as splash of clear bile is forced out of your mouth from the intense strike!
It's incomprehensible what happens next. Your ears are ringing as you're sent flying in the direction of the punch, your body almost numb to the glass smashing around your backside as you're sent through a building for the second time today.

Everything is hazy and going dark. All you can decipher is your body sliding across the ground only to be stopped by a unknown structure. You lay on your back, your vision going dark as you stare up at florescent lighting.
[CONTINUED IN NEXT POST]

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>>2906988
“UNHAND ME YOU DAMN DIRTY FLESHBAGS! RELEASE ME OR FACE THE WRATH OF MAJIN!”

You can hear, but nothing's coming into focus. Majin's in trouble.

“You, take this chatterbox to Owlman, and I'll let you deliver this belt to my trophy room...”

She's taking them away. You need to get on your feet but nothing's working.

“As for you, go get Ultraman and my dear friend from the runner. I'll play with this one in the meantime...”

Your vision is coming back, and you find enough strength to roll over and watch three black and yellow smudges leave through what might be a hole, while the other one stands over you with their hands on their hips.

Your arms tremble and shake as you try to push yourself off the ground, trying to focus on the woman left behind to finish you off.

Her devilish smile finally comes into focus, and you can only watch as a seductive hand drags itself across her busty chest.

“You look promising.” She darkly purrs.

[Continued after an unexpected break!]

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Sorry guys! Have to step away for a moment, but it shouldn't take too long! A little over an hour at the worst! Meanwhile, you should all plan for this tough encounter!

>>2907001
Oh we got the batman treatment..

>>2907004
Nah i'm okay i don't mind becoming the evil miss marvel pet.

>>2907004
God fucking damnit, you didn't do anything last week and this one is already shaping up to be another short waste of time.
>>2907001
>>2906988
>>2906855
die in a fire

>>2907039
I'm terribly sorry anon. It's really frustrating for me too but I can't find another job at the moment so for now I just have to deal with them being inconsiderate jerks and calling me in for ridiculous things.
Sorry if my trip is off, in a car at the moment using my phone.

>>2907059
Stop phoneposting, its heretical, and focus on driving.

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Rolled 52, 33, 26, 10, 3, 37, 1, 2, 43, 66 = 273 (10d100)

>>2907039
C'mon anon, we already had Som shitting up our threads, can't you have your asshurt somewhere else? Here, I'll clean up the bad rolls if that helps

>>2907081
Those rolls are terrible, Reno is cursed

>>2907004
My plan is to wait until next session and see if we get off shittier namek then.

>>2907004
You really should start doing occasional updates during the week along with the usual run on Friday. And don't do what you did last time and count the small updates you did one week as that weeks session and fucked off till next Friday, that was really shitty.

>>2907175
>>2907004
>>2907059
This, fucking farm boy GrandDragonQM puts out more content on a harder work schedule regularly more than you. We haven't had a thread go past 300 posts for months, and the previous threads are still up when you make a new one. Only for them to end less than 200 posts regularly, and having to wait hours before an update.

Wait, if she's Evil Mary Marvel, can we absorb her lightning?

>>2907059
No worries, MP, we can wait.

>>2907203
Yeah probably

>>2907145
>>2907186
>>2907175
This is awful. I'm sorry for putting you guys through this and letting you down. I know you all started off loving this quest but my life outside of it just ruined it over time, and I'll have to take responsibility for these failures. I don't think I am fit for running quests with my job having me on call like this, so I may consider putting everything on hiatus until I can get my off-thread situation sorted. If you think I should do otherwise or have any other comments, please do not be afraid to speak your mind. Otherwise, I may delete this thread once I'm home and start fresh when I can actually be a good QM.

>>2907227
Finish this thread, then update in this thread instead of making a new one constantly when an old one is still up.

>>2907227
Oh come on, quitting never solves anything. Slow updates might not be a staple of good qming but it has never killed anyone, everyone has plenty of shit to do between updates. If you think the quest isn't worth the effort anymore then fine, but don't be let down for having actual responsibilities and a bunch of bitter anons speaking up more than they should.

>>2907227
this too>>2907247
if you just stop all together, your missing the fucking point of the complaints.
>a bunch of bitter anons speaking up more than they should.
fuck you, it needs to be addressed.

>>2907252
No, fuck you. Theres nothing to be addressed, if he can't update then he can't update, and that's the end of it. No amount post on this site is gonna magically solve his real life problems.

>>2907227
I don't think it's necessary, but I can't make you decisions for you. I would suggest that you just keep trying to run on schedule as you can.

>>2907227
Maybe don't have a crit fail be so extreme it derails the session? That was pretty crazy.

>>2907259
Small posts over time are better than constantly starting the hitting the breaks constantly, if the threads hit the sage limit and go past page 10 faster then you would have a point. But they don't, unless MP skips a week we almost always have at least two threads up on the board at a time, both of which take only a few hours before being dropped entirely for a new one a week later. Its wasteful of board space and everyone's time when we can keep using threads to continue until usual thread days come up. On top of giving people a chance to actually participate when they cant, and actually moving the story forward instead of waiting for the next half of a "quick" fight to finish.

>>2907227
these too>>2907260
>>2907262

>>2907227
Just keep to one thread and update it when you can. It can give you more time to think about what you want to write and the plot will progress much faster in a week than one day of very slow updates.

>>2907259
Sucking his dick isn't gonna help him improve. I'm criticizing him cause I really like his quest and want it to be better. If I hated him than I woundn't even be here, let alone put in the effort to type up my complaints.

>>2907227
This Anon is also smart>>2907267
Pay attention to him

>>2907235
>>2907247
>>2907265
>>2907267
Thank you for your feedback. I don't think I could do many posts on daily updates, but if you are okay with 3-4 or so around 10:30 CT at night, then I'm willing to try.

>>2907262
I'm sorry it came off as lazy. Prior to me being called away I wanted to really challenge anons.
I'll try to get my grove back and post an update for this thread. Don't worry about a hiatus for now.

>>2907285
Dude, it doesn't matter what time it is, so long as people can still vote in a thread more than once a week that is a step in the right direction, and the time frame you just gave works fine for most people at this time anyways. Hell, probably better for a lot of them.

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>>2907295
Okay, then in that case I'll do it! I'll post a few more updates tonight, then a few more tomorrow, and so on!

Does that sound good for everyone?

>>2907302
That sounds awesome dude.

>>2907302
Why it took so long to reach this point will baffle me forever, but the hype is real.
Have some Alestorm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3np0UONiTs

>>2907309
Because I really don't know anything about running quests. This is still my first one!

>>2907315
You chose a poor venue for it. 4chan is fucking bloodthirsty when it comes to criticism and has universally shit taste. It takes some honest to god discipline to keep this bunch of fucks happy.

>>2907315
Fair enough, good gm's too look at would be GrandDragon, Quest(the Star Vs guy), and if you have any time to read some good shit about a deleicious brown necromancer, her airheaded harpy girlfriend, and her big blacksmith with a peg leg husband, then I'd recommend checking out Vox and the old Dungeon Life Quest

>>2907331
>4chan is fucking bloodthirsty when it comes to criticism
That's fair
>has universally shit taste.
Technically it is objectively not true, as we are here, but it is still 4chan. At least it is the Random board.
>It takes some honest to god discipline to keep this bunch of fucks happy.
No more that anywhere else so long as you can write coherent sentences.

>>2907332
Afungi does pretty well in New Mutant Quest. 1-3 decent size updates a day then he takes a break for a week when the thread dies.

>>2907337
isn't* the Random board

>>2907001
You finally get to your feet, letting out heavy breaths as you try calm your aching body down.

Okay, so this sucks... But you were kicking ass before you even had the suit to begin with, right? You can take this broad on...

Wait, weren't you able to pull the belt to you that one time back at HIVE? Maybe it'd work again even if it's away from any electrical wiring.

There's also this chick to think about, and you mean REALLY think about. Just who the hell is she and how did she know to go for the belt anyway? More importantly, why does it look like she wants to bone?! Isn't she supposed to be trying to kill you?

Gotta do something, and do it fast! She's getting closer to you!

A: Fight! Your belt isn't your crutch, it just makes you look cool!

B: Try and call the belt back! It's risky, but it might work... Maybe?

C: Ask her questions and stall her. You need to know who you're dealing with, and you definitely need time to figure out how to beat her ass!

D: Run! Just waste her time by making her chase you!

>>2907338
Haven't seen New Mutant Quest, what's that one got?
>>2907342
>B: Try and call the belt back! It's risky, but it might work... Maybe?
Even if we just get Majin free by proxy for a bit, we cant risk Owlman getting ahold of him.

>>2907342
>B: Try and call the belt back! It's risky, but it might work... Maybe?

>>2907342
>B: Try and call the belt back! It's risky, but it might work... Maybe?

>>2907342
>B: Try and call the belt back! It's risky, but it might work... Maybe?

>>2907346
Sociopath mutant gangster. Has decent regen and damage resistance plus super strength. Powers don't get used much because good rolls and write ins gave him a silver tongue. Just took over NY after killing kingpin and doctoring his will.

>>2907363
Huh....neat, gonna go have a look later then.

>>2907346
>>2907351
>>2907352
>>2907363
Alright! Do your best and roll D100!

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>2907375
Henshin-a-go-go, baby!

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>2907375

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>2907375

Its still best of 3 rolls right? Lets hope over 80 is enough =3=

>>2907252
I'm unsure what exactly you're addressing here. He needs to just what, disregard his job and real life to run a game on the internet? It'd be one thing if what you were complaining about was writing, or railroading, or the direction of the game but you're literally just complaining about something the QM can't really control. He says that he can hold off until later when he has more time to run long sessions and you immediately reject that idea. What else do you want him to do, quit his job? You're being pretty immature anon

>>2907437
He's already going to change how he runs slowpoke.
>>2907285
>>2907302
Criticism doesn't equal hate.

>>2907342
>B

It's worth a shot at least...

You reach out your hand and focus on bringing energy to it, specifically that of your belt and Majin.

Suddenly, several bolts of electricity shoot past the woman's head and into your palm from the hole you made behind her!

She looks surprised for a moments, her head snapping to look behind her from where the bolts are coming from.

“Oh, I don't think so.” She remarks, and not wasting a moment more she's off the ground and sending a flying roundhouse kick to the side of your head!

You have to break your focus on retrieving your belt for now, moving your arms towards your head to block the bone-shattering kick!

“Grrgh!” You grunt, gritting your teeth as your arms tank the blow!

Still armed with your skill in close quarters combat, you're quick to grab the leg and swing her around into a mighty throw!

She's sent spinning into a wall for a moment, but she recovers with a surprising amount of grace and shifts her body so her boots plant against the surface, cracking and denting under her heels.

Her next course of action is springing off the wall and impaling you with a flying tackle, the surface behind her crumbling as she jumps forward and hooks her outstretched arms around you!

You're carried through the adjacent wall behind you and tossed into a book shelf, sending a explosion of papers and splinters flying off the impacting shelf!

You wince and rub the ache pulsing in the back of your head, looking around to see at least two floors of books upon books upon books... You're either in an archive or a library, both of which bore the shit out of you.


Looking through the new hole you were sent through, you peer through the cloud of drywall particles to see the arrogant hip-sways of this super woman, her saunter oozing with ill intent.

“Oh yeah, you're gonna go places, kid.” She purrs once more in her sinister tone, standing over you.

“I like it when my pets have a little fight in them.”

Your brow furrows.

A: “Sorry, I'm married. I'd sooner die than let you touch my unmentionables.”

B: “Your pet? The hell are you trying to do here, lady? Who sent you?”
C: “And I like it when my opponents shut the hell up and fight!” [throw some loose book pages in her face and go for an attack!]

D: Okay, you'd sooner run from infidelity than embrace it. Start running!

>>2907452
>C: “And I like it when my opponents shut the hell up and fight!” [throw some loose book pages in her face and go for an attack!]

>>2907452
>C

>C: “And I like it when my opponents shut the hell up and fight!” [throw some loose book pages in her face and go for an attack!]

>>2907452
>E. "I'm going to keep you alive, so my wife can decide exactly what she wants done to you."

>>2907452
>C: “And I like it when my opponents shut the hell up and fight!” [throw some loose book pages in her face and go for an attack!]

>>2907452
>C: “And I like it when my opponents shut the hell up and fight!” [throw some loose book pages in her face and go for an attack!]
FIGHT HARDER! WERE ALMOST THERE, I'M SURE OF IT!

>>2907452
B: “Your pet? The hell are you trying to do here, lady? Who sent you?”

>>2907456
>>2907458
>>2907460
>>2907464
>>2907465
Roll another D100!

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>2907495
FIIIIIIGGHHHTT!!!

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>2907495

>>2907501
Ahhhh, I love the smell of success

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>2907495

>>2907498
>>2907501
>>2907504
Were not out of the woods yet.

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>>2907498
>>2907501
>>2907504
>>2907509
YEET

>>2907501
Who would have though. Books are super effective against bimbo types.

>>2907556
Which is why Blackfire is best waifu and this thot can get bent on a claymor

>>2907556
>>2907566
Who even needs a belt to fight? The pen is indeed mightier than the sword... if you manage to kill your enemy with it ;)

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>>2907452
>C

Your hand clutches several loose pages at your side.

“And I like it when my opponents shut the hell up and fight!”

You throw the pages in her face, not really to distract her, but to force her mind to process something else before she can react to your attack!

Springing off your feet, your fire your right knee forward through the scattered sheets of paper and strike her right in the face!

“Gurrhk!!!” She grunts as your knee cap smashes her nose, causing her to almost topple over backwards.

You're not done yet though! As she reaches her hands towards her busted nose and the crimson stream flowing from it, you send a fist right into her gut!

She bends around your right fist sinking into her toned abdomen, hacking up spittle from her throat as the blow ripples through her body!

However, she's hardly taken out of the fight. She laps up the blood spilling down her chin and spits it in your eyes, temporarily blinding you!

You can't help but take a step back and desperately swipe at your eyes with your sleeve to regain your vision.

Unfortunately the attempt is cut short by a powerful boot to the chest, causing you to flip backward through more shelves!

You can feel yourself smash through even more wood and paper, but despite your lack of vision you manage to be coordinated enough to land on your feet amid the knowledge-filled debris.

As you're able to finally wipe the blood from your eyes, you look up just in time to see an frighteningly delighted Super Woman pounce towards you, the spilled blood now having stained her neck, chest, and cleavage.

You're almost too distracted by the violent, yet titillating sight to avoid her, but nevertheless you manage to roll to the side as her boot sinks into floor where you were once standing, sending several chunks of marble flooring around her in a splash.

She's not caught up in her failed attack, able to gracefully spin on a heel and rush towards you once more!

You both trade blows in a hail of punches and kicks, the room echoing with heavy impacts of flesh against bone and sinew!

After taking a surprise headbutt among the series of boxer-like punches, you're forced back a considerable distance, pausing the fight for a moment.
[CONTINUED IN THE NEXT POST]

>>2907611
Anyone else having flashbacks about our first time with Blackfire?

>>2907452
You're both drenched in blood and sweat, a shared moment of rest as you catch your breath while retaining your guard.

She's smiling through all of it, however, giving a slow lick of her lips as she stares you down.

“If it's this fun to fight you, I can't imagine how wonderful it'll be trying to break you.” She comments among her heavy panting.

“Keep imagining...” You retort, wiping sweat from your brow with the back of your hand.

Dammit, you don't know what's harder to deal with; her strength or her thirst. At this rate, you don't even know if your suit would have been enough for her, but at least it would be easier than this!

There's gotta be a way to end this... There has to...

However, you have to hold that thought as she catches you by surprise as she lunges off the ground and flies towards you!

[Roll D100!]

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>2907633
Yes, but this time its some thot that cant take a proper book to the face. She dies
>>2907635
Death. To. THOTS.

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>2907635

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>2907635
No retreat, no surrender!

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>2907635

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>2907635
BEGONE, THOT

>>2907641
At least it want a 1
>>2907642
or another 1
>>2907643
and too late.
>>2907638
Hmmm.....I don't like my progression to lower numbers
>>2907646
Ya'll need to step up your rolls, I wont be able to save us all the time this thread....probably.

>>2907649
wasn't* a 1

>>2907638
And she is down. Blackfire can NEVER know about this

>>2907649
My rolls are way higher than yours though.

>>2907653
Honestly, if we don't kill her, Blackfire will do something much worse to her.

>>2907653
Ah i can already see a scene were we are with Blackfire facing her and she start speaking about the passionate moment we had together just for us to try to explain to the wife that it was just a fight...in which we were naked...

>>2907658
I want to be there to see it. Also we need to get Majiin back.

The women in this dimension are so weird.

>>2907672
Not just the women the man too.

>>2907676
>>2907672
Its almost like this world is wrong

>>2907681
I find it arousing.

>>2907721
Are you a faggot?

>>2907729
Only on hump day.

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>>2907635
You cross your arms in a guarding stance, but she only ends up grabbing them and forcing you to the ground!

It's an awkward attack on her part, as she now straddles you while keeping your arms locked in place.

“I've already decided. I'm taking you home with me.” She muses, leaning in closer to you.

Your eyes go wide as you struggle under the force of her weight, worried about what she's trying to do here.

“I'm going to take my time slowly breaking that small mind of yours, then I'm going to break your body piece by piece...” She flirts darkly, her face hovering over yours.

“W-What?! What the hell is wrong with you people?! Can't you just torture someone to death and call it a day?!” You question frantically, trying to pull your face away from her.

“Oh, that'll be later. Usually my pets break too soon... But you can last for a while, can't you?” She asks in a breathy whisper, her lips now inches away from yours.

There's a fear running down your spine now. Not from her advances. Not from her promise of a drawn out and possibly sexual death. Not from the fact that you'll probably have to fight a few more psychos like her for god-knows how long.

You're filled with fear because your nose picked up a familiar fragrance of Lavender.

“H-Hey uh... What kind of scented shampoo and conditioner do you use?” You sheepishly ask.

She just gives a low chuckle, lowering her eyelids.

“Caramel apple. Why, does my hair still smell nice?”

“We're gonna die.” Is all you can respond with.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCanpzst9HU

As if on cue, a rushing wave of purple fire begins to flood the room littered with wood and paper, an intense wave of heat roaring over you both as the room is set a blaze.

You don't know how, or if you're even relieved, but she's here for you.

Turning your head enough to see the hole leading to the room, you see the Queen of Tamaran inches off the ground, her majestic cape flowing behind her as she looks upon you both with quiet rage.

Blackfire's eye patch burns away, a rising violet flame emerging out of the empty socket as she digests more of the scene.

The super woman atop you leans up, but remains arrogant as she smiles at your wife.

“Do you mind giving us some privacy? I'll play with you once I'm done with him...” She seductively threatens.

“H-h-hoh...H-hhh...” You try to plead to plead, but there are no words you could possibly use to explain... Well, everything.

Blackfire's face scrunches up with disgust, and she raises her right index finger to the woman straddling you, a purple light beginning to shine off it.

“Impressive. I've never seen someone with a death wish as big as yours.” She darkly comments, and after the words leave her mouth a beam is fired from her finger at you both!

[Continued soon!]

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Alright everyone! I'll be back with a few more posts tomorrow night!

>>2907747
>>2907759
Why did you make our wife kill us, why?

>>2907775
Oh, she wouldn't do that!

Were going to get mad oofed ((((

>>2907759
So how bad did the wife threatend Alter-universe Lex to bring her into this mess? Also i'm very impressed with Reno's nose. We should introduce the wife to mom too they will get super well together!!

>>2907759
if blackfire is here, who's looking out for rena?

>>2907848
We sent the royal guard back home, right?

>>2907851
oh, right or maybe starfire is with her

>>2907856
After this shitshow, Starfire owes us....
by making Dick babysit Rena for life.
Maybe having a kid around will actually grow on him and he'll want to make a family with Kory.

>>2907861
Not only her but the fucking justice league also owes us

>>2907861
I'm still for setting up Kori with Alter-Sister. The Bat-dick burned too many chances.

>tfw nobody remembers best babysitter Amazo.

OH SHIT GUYS!! IJUST REALIZED SOMETHING!!! Alt-Mom can make a new eye for Blackfire!!

>>2907783
Oh she is energyzing us!

>>2907907
I bet she won't do it to spite our beautiful psychotic of a wife. Besides, we have a mad scientist of our own already to do that. Plus, missing an eye probably gets her mad approval ratings.

>>2907924
Yeah but on our side we don't have mom's tech level of biotech.

>>2907924
uh, I was actually thinking of just stealing the eye from Alter-Komi and letting her deal with getting a replacement.

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>>2907747
The small beam of molten energy grazes Superwoman's shoulder, making her hiss in pain and roll off you quickly to find some cover.

You take a moment to feel relieved that Blackfire didn't think you were being unfaithful, at least you hope that she doesn't have any bolts planned for you...

Getting back on your feet as Blackfire continues to casually fire upon Superwoman with her finger, unable to hit the agile flight of her target for the time being.

Superwoman then takes hold of one of the massive shelves she ducked behind, grunting loudly as she hoists the now burning pillar of knowledge off the ground only to hurl it at your wife!

However, this is proven to be a futile effort, as Blackfire simply reaches another hand out to fire a violet beam from her palm, melting the structure in half as it reaches her and allowing the severed parts to land at her sides.

“Really?” She asks, raising a brow.

“I would of thought the woman who dared to lay hands on my husband would've proved to be more of a challenge.”

“Oh, you two are lovebirds?” She asks with a grin.

“Then it will be even more fun having you watch as I crush him to pieces.”

Like hell! You're not going to let her embarrass you in front of your wife like that!

A: Rush her and try to pin her arms behind her back, then signal Blackfire to lay a beating!

B: Show this bimbo how to REALLY throw some furniture! Try to pick up a shelf of your own and smash her!

C: “Hey, look, I'm going to give you a fair warning and suggest you surrender, because I can't stop my wife from killing you after what you just said.”

D: “Honey, I know I have a lot to explain, but I NEED to get out of here and get my belt back!”

>>2909753
>D: “Honey, I know I have a lot to explain, but I NEED to get out of here and get my belt back!”

>>2909753
>A

>>2909753
>A: Rush her and try to pin her arms behind her back, then signal Blackfire to lay a beating!

I miss you honey!!

>>2909762
We summon the belt last time. Hopefully we can do that before Owlman research it and give another belt to Vegas.

>>2909753
>E: Draw in the buildings energy and blink bolt a kick to the back of her head.

>>2909753
>A: Rush her and try to pin her arms behind her back, then signal Blackfire to lay a beating!

>>2909753
>A
WOMBO COMBO

>>2909753
>A: Rush her and try to pin her arms behind her back, then signal Blackfire to lay a beating!

>>2909764
>>2909768
>>2909783
>>2909795
>>2909811
Sorry I'm late!

Roll D100!

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>2909836

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>2909836
Time to put on our thot beater

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>2909836

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>2909836

>>2909849
>>2909850
Huh, that's fucking weird.
>>2909840
Like really, 3 dubs in the same set of rolls, what are the chances?

>>2909858
3 in a 100?

>>2909753
>A

“I doubt it!” You shout, sprinting over to her like a mad dog and start grappling with her!

As you snatch one of her arms, she attempts to knock you away with her spare fist, but she only aids you as you catch the punch and force her arms behind her back!

“Blackfire!” You call out, using all the strength you can spare to keep the bound Superwoman from breaking free!

Your wife shows that wicked smile you love so much and flies forward, a ball of raging solar energy forming in her right hand as she nears you both!

She shoots her hand forward into Superwoman's abdomen, nearly sending you off your feet as she delivers the explosive punch!

Superwoman hunches over and violently heaves, blood spitting out of her open mouth as she's forced to look downward.

The blood spatters before Blackfire's feet, steaming and bubbling from the heat of blow.


“You think this is over?!” You rhetorically question, grabbing her long pony tail with one of your hands.

You tug her head upwards, spinning on a heel lifting her in a whirlwind by her hair!

With you hand tightly clutching her locks in the giant swing, you whip your arm forward and release her, ragdolling her into a flaming pile of wooden debris.

“Hah... Hahah...” You chuckle between tired breaths, looking over at your wife as she stands by your side.

She's not smiling anymore, and you can still tell she's angry, but looking into her eyes... It returns a warmth in your heart that's been missing for a while.

A: Kiss her.

B: “Get behind me, we need to do that maneuver we practiced and finish this.”

C: “I know you're mad at me for... God, too many things to count, but I just wanted to let you know I'm sorry.”

D: “Listen, I need to try and catch up with those guys who took my belt. Think you can buy me some time?”

>>2909994
>C: “I know you're mad at me for... God, too many things to count, but I just wanted to let you know I'm sorry.”

>>2909994
>C: “I know you're mad at me for... God, too many things to count, but I just wanted to let you know I'm sorry.”

>>2909994
>C: “I know you're mad at me for... God, too many things to count, but I just wanted to let you know I'm sorry.”

>>2909994
>A: Kiss her.

>>2909994
>C: “I know you're mad at me for... God, too many things to count, but I just wanted to let you know I'm sorry.”
>A: Kiss her.
>D: “Listen, I need to try and catch up with those guys who took my belt. Think you can buy me some time?”
Get the apologies and niceness done to calm her down, and then drop the bad news.

>>2909994
>C: “I know you're mad at me for... God, too many things to count, but I just wanted to let you know I'm sorry.”
>A: Kiss her.
don't want to leave the wife alone.

>>2909994
>C

You take a deep breath.

“I know you're mad at me for... God, too many things to count, but I just wanted to let you kno-”

You're interrupted by her hurrying to you and wrapping you in a caring embrace, and the sudden kind gesture takes you by surprise.

Blackfire nuzzles into the side of your neck, holding you tightly for a moment before she speaks.

“Don't scare us like that ever again. Your daughter and I were so worried about you...”

You show a small frown, taking her into your arms as she looks up at you with a small smile.

“I'm really glad you're okay. I don't know what I'd do without you.” She adds, pressing a soft kiss on your lips that brings a smile back to your face.

“Hah... I actually thought you were going to kick the shit out of me, punpkin.” You respond, stroking her back with a caring hand.

“Oh, babe... Only when you don't put the toilet seat down.” She replies with a happy giggle.

A: “How'd you get here anyway? Is anyone watching the kid?”

B: “You know, that bitch probably isn't down for the count... Wanna finish this together?”

C: “Oh, shit! Sorry to interrupt our moment, but do you think you could fly me out of here? I don't know if you noticed but my belt got stolen.”

D: “Though I'm so happy to see you again, you should probably go back home. This universe is too messed up and I don't want to risk anything happening to you.”

>>2910190
>C: “Oh, shit! Sorry to interrupt our moment, but do you think you could fly me out of here? I don't know if you noticed but my belt got stolen.”

>>2910190
C: “Oh, shit! Sorry to interrupt our moment, but do you think you could fly me out of here? I don't know if you noticed but my belt got stolen.”

>>2910190
>B: “You know, that bitch probably isn't down for the count... Wanna finish this together?”
>"Who is watching our baby girl?!"
>"Oh, and in more annoying news, my belt got stolen and is being taken to evil Batman.....kinda need to get on top of that after we kill this bitch in the burning bookshelf."
>>2910192
>>2910195
Fuck sake people, she's right there, don't let the enemy get back up when we can put it down for good to not hassle us later.

>>2910190
>A

>>2910202
I'm more concerned about not having our belt than whatever this thot could do to us tee bee eich

>>2910190

Suporting: >>2910202

>>2910228
We can summon our belt we had done it before

>>2910190
>C: “Oh, shit! Sorry to interrupt our moment, but do you think you could fly me out of here? I don't know if you noticed but my belt got stolen.”

>>2910228
That's fine, but we can kill her now numbnuts, wont take us more than a minuet to coup de grace her ass.
>>2910235
this too, we just need to focus without being interrupted this time

>>2910240
We even tried to do that but the Super thot stopped us from doing it.

>>2910192
>>2910195
>>2910236
I hope you weren't getting tired of D100s, because it's time to roll another one!

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>2910248

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>2910248

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>2910248
God fucking damnit

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>2910248
f

>>2910256
Highest roll for a stupid decision. Fitting.

>>2910251
>>2910254
>>2910256
Lol gg, time to find out Majin was dropped off on another planet

>>2910275
Owlman probably has him in some quantum force cage or some other techie shit to keep us from summoning him.

Or Blackfire throws us through the roof.

>>2910190
>C

“Oh, shit! Sorry to interrupt our moment, but-”

Before you can even apologize, a mass of flaming debris collides with your wife, pulling her away from you and ramming her against one of the many fiery walls in the purple inferno surrounding you!

“No, I'm the one who should be sorry for interrupting.”

You intensely look over to where the debris came from, finding yourself gritting your teeth in anger as you watch Superwoman emerge from where she was once trapped, attempting to dust off some ash stuck to her skin.

“Mmm... I'm starting to grow tired of this. Three's a crowd, after all.” She coos, planting a hand on one of her shapely hips.

“It'd be nice to fill the rest of my week with our playtime, but I think I'm going to have to get serious now and just rip your heads off with my bare hands.”


Blackfire quickly emerges from the wall she was forced into, an eruption of star bolts heralded by an angry roar burst out from the heap of burnt wood.

“Your insolence has drained the last of my patience! In the name of Tamaran, I call for your execution!” Blackfire snarls, her eyes alight with small torrents of flames as energy begins to pulse around her hands.

“Tamaran? Doesn't ring a bell...” Superwoman idly comments, bracing herself for the continuing fight.

A: Looks like the belt's going to have to wait. It's time to absorb what energy you can and help your wife take this bitch down!

B: Okay, time to take a few steps back and go for your initial plan. Maybe Blackfire can keep her distracted long enough for you to retrieve your belt... If it'll even work...

C: Forget charging anything up. Tell Blackfire to get into position, you'll need to back her up on this fight.

D: This is an odd time to remember, but... Can you still contact 02? She might help... Well, if she feels like it...

>>2910365
>D: This is an odd time to remember, but... Can you still contact 02? She might help... Well, if she feels like it...

>>2910365
Fucking. Called it. Idiots.
>A: Looks like the belt's going to have to wait. It's time to absorb what energy you can and help your wife take this bitch down!
We could have focused on our belt after finishing her off. But no. We need to deal with this shit.

>>2910365
>A: Looks like the belt's going to have to wait. It's time to absorb what energy you can and help your wife take this bitch down!

>>2910365
>A

>>2910365
>D

>>2910373
Maybe you should reread the update friendo

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>>2910365
>A
Energy!!

>>2910365
Werent we able to summon majin to us when our batman had it in his cave? Could we attempt to do it again?

>>2910365 #
>A: Looks like the belt's going to have to wait. It's time to absorb what energy you can and help your wife take this bitch down!

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>>2910373
>>2910378
>>2910387
>>2910398
>>2910420
Alright, Roll 1D100 once more! After that, I'll post a final update for tonight and leave you all in suspense for tomorrow!

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>2910443

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>2910443
See ya tomorrow then

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>2910443

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>2910443

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>2910443

>>2910463
>>2910460
>>2910453
>>2910449
Welp, gg
>>2910467
The fuck were you doing??

>>2910449
>>2910453
>>2910460
>>2910463

>>2910467
this happens so much that i'm already jaded

>>2910470
>>2910476
rolling late to be spiteful

>>2910479
spiteful to what? if nothing happened on the first 3 then that's it, it doesnt matter if you roll a 100 on the 4th one because it doesnt count anyway the hit is done

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>2910443
>>2910488

Well it wouldn't be a Reno thread without shitty rolls.

>>2910449
>>2910453
>>2910460
These rolls always help sell how flanderized Reno has become

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>>2910365
>A

Looks like the belt's going to have to wait. It's time to absorb what energy you can and help your wife take this bitch down!

You reach your hands out, preparing to sap whatever energy you can towards you...

But instead, you get both of Superwoman's boots right in your face!

Your forced into the ground as she hits you with a seismic stomp, crushing the floor beneath you and sending you straight through it!

Blackfire calls your name, but it's drowned out by your body continuing to crash through surface after surface, taking an express elevator of pain down at least three floors.

When your body finally stops tunneling through several layers of flooring, plumbing and wiring, you're showered by fragments and sprays of water from the series of holes made into the structure.

Everything is fuzzy again, and all you can make out are flashes of violet through the series of Reno-shaped holes in the ceiling.

Belt or no belt, this is the hardest you've gotten your ass kicked in a while. In fact, you're almost starting to feel helpless...

Your vision is starting to get dark, but maybe your eyes are just tired. Whatever it the reason, your eyelids are far too heavy to keep open, and you start to sink into the floor as the world goes dark.

–

“Hey... Hey!”

A slap across the face wakes you up, forcing you to shake your head and try to regain your vision.

You sit up and look around, and you see... Pizza boxes. Just nothing but endless pizza boxes as far as the eye can see. They even reach you, as you attempt to get back on your feet only for them to sink in the desert of cardboard and grease.

“What the fuhh...” Is all you can mumble, but your mind is only beginning to be scrambled.

“Yeah, sorry, haven't cleaned up the place since... Ever.”

That voice... You look up and see him...

And your jaw drops.

“C... Control Freak?!”

The neck-bearded mega-geek smirks.

“In the astral-projected flesh, Padawan!”

[Continued tomorrow!]

>>2910587
ITS OUR BRO!

>>2910587
Are we the kill

>>2910555
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Flanderization

>>2910667
I'm aware of what it means. Reno used to play being a bit of a butt monkey but was actually clever. Since the time skip he's just been a butt monkey without being clever. Hence me using the term.

>>2910667
This process seems like natural occurrence associated with aging.

>>2911086
I think you've got some rose tinted goggles on. The Reno I recall was never really "clever", he just didn't act along the binary that Heroes/Villains were used to.

Deciding that you don't care if the Suicide Squad shoots up a bunch of civilians trying to draw you out isn't clever, even if it mucks up their plans.

Reno is still the guy who let Brother Blood look under his hood and tried to sneak a ninja assassin into Hive.for little to no gain.

>>2912071
There were a few instances like fast talking cyborg and acting like a goof so he wasn't taken seriously and then punishing them for it.

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Hello anons! Popping in to let you all know that I'll be home in maybe an hour or so to post updates!

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>>2914262
>Hype is real
And the new setup is already paying dividends.

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>>2910587
“Holy shit dude...” You quietly say to yourself, staring wide-eyed at your deceased ally.

“Oh god... Am I dead? Is this hell? Why are there so many pizza boxes and shit in hell?” You start to frantically ask, worried you've died twice now.

“No, you're not dead man.” Control Freak assures you, slapping a hand on your shoulder.

“Well, literally speaking you aren't, but metaphorically speaking you're dead to me.”

Control Freak suddenly shows a disappointed frown as he turns to walk away, and as soon as he does so his mysteriously stained sofa and flat-screen TV from his HIVE dorm suddenly appear behind him.

“Seriously dude, what a letdown this season is turning out to be.” He grumbles, flopping down onto the sofa with a jiggle of his gut.

A: “Look... If this is about not saving you... I'm sorry. You have every right to hate me.”

B: “Season? The hell are you talking about?”

C: “Okay, no, seriously, where the hell am I?!”

D: Screw this. Whatever this is, you need to find a way out, fast!

>>2914508
>C: “Okay, no, seriously, where the hell am I?!”

>>2914508
>A: “Look... If this is about not saving you... I'm sorry. You have every right to hate me.”
then
>C: “Okay, no, seriously, where the hell am I?!”

>>2914508
>C: “Okay, no, seriously, where the hell am I?!”

>>2914508
>E

"Fuck you man, it's not my fault Machpunch is making me job to everyone!"

>>2914508
>B: “Season? The hell are you talking about?”

>>2914508
>B: “Season? The hell are you talking about?”

>>2914508

>>2914536
This.

>>2914508
B: “Season? The hell are you talking about?”

>>2914536
Not to mention that this little "detour" is gonna drag this on even longer. Honestly Mac, can we just skip this spirit guide stuff and get back to fighting superwoman?

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>>2914566
Um... I would, but I don't know how to skip it at this point.

Honestly, I didn't expect everyone to dislike this part of the quest so much, but I've even thrown in opportunities to leave Earth 3 yet no one takes them.

I'm not blaming you guys for my lack of knowledge on how to pace things properly, I just feel stuck is all.

>>2914566
Fuck off, you cuck

>>2914586
People take them, they just get outvoted. Fuck'em, I not a quitter.

>>2914586
Ignore him, if people are voting to continue then we want to continue. Faggot is just speaking for himself.
>>2914566
Shut up numbnuts, vote to end fights properly next time, and we can leave sooner.

>>2914586
Then play it off as us hallucinating and we are snapped out of it by alternate Rena.

>>2914508
A: “Look... If this is about not saving you... I'm sorry. You have every right to hate me.”

>>2914586
I love you and this quest as it is Mach.

>>2914508
A: “Look... If this is about not saving you... I'm sorry. You have every right to hate me.”

>>2914589
>Waaaah, somebody doesn't like a thing I like!

I just want to finally end this 'season' by fighting Vegas. I'm sorry if I feel like this story line is being dragged on too long.

>>2914586
I like the 'detour' it's fun.

>>2914508
>B
>C

“Season? What the hell are you talking about?” You ask.

Control Freak answers by pointing his remote at the TV and switching it on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNUTVxUWgMI

The tune of trumpets and synth come from the speakers, and when you turn to see what's on the screen you can't help but choke out a small laugh.

“Hah, is that supposed to me?” You ask in disbelief.

What's airing is a reenactment of you fighting Red X, but judging by the camera filter and how dated the costumes look in general, it's as if this homage was recorded in the mid 80s.

Credits in Japanese text continue to appear across the screen to go along with the show adaptations of your life. There's a moment where your helmet is off, as you see Asian actors meant to portray you and Blackfire kiss.

“This is nuts... Seriously, where the hell am I?” You ask, keeping your eyes glued to the screen as you feel a smile spread across your face.

“What, you've never seen a dream sequence before? Oh!” He shifts his tone, leaning forward in his seat and pointing at the screen.

“Best part of the intro coming up!”

It's a quick mash up of you kicking Brother Blood, Cheshire, Robin, and even Lobo in the face at different camera angles, ending with you holding the red scarf that was left on Control Freak's body and crying out to the sky in rage.

“Woah... That was sick...” You quietly stroke your ego...

And what happens next quickly deflates it.

The “episode” is just you sobbing in a fetal position while Lex Luthor, Blackfire, Superwoman, 02, Rena, Cheshire, and Superman kicking you over and over while cackling. Behind the ring of bullies are Batman and Joker, patting each other on the back as they howl with laughter.

“... What?”

“Yup. It's been like this the Tamaran arc ended.” Control Freak sighs.

A: “Okay, no. This is horse shit. Whatever kind of metaphorical crap you're trying to throw on me isn't gonna work dude. My life is NOTHING like this!”

B: “Is this really how you see things? I know I've changed, but... I mean, I had that cool transformation fighting Ultraman, right?”

C: “Did... Did you make this? Are you jealous of my life in the living world or something?”

D: “You know what, I see where this is going, and I'm going to wake up now. Seeya Control Freak. Good talk.”

>>2914657
>E

"Damn, even superman? He's supposed to be a bro!"

>>2914657
>B: “Is this really how you see things? I know I've changed, but... I mean, I had that cool transformation fighting Ultraman, right?”

>>2914657
B: “Is this really how you see things? I know I've changed, but... I mean, I had that cool transformation fighting Ultraman, right?”

>>2914657
>E: Fuck off with this shit man, just get us back in the fight with superwoman and get us that final showdown against Vegas.

This is honestly pissing me off.

>>2914657
>A: “Okay, no. This is horse shit. Whatever kind of metaphorical crap you're trying to throw on me isn't gonna work dude. My life is NOTHING like this!”

>>2914657
>B: “Is this really how you see things? I know I've changed, but... I mean, I had that cool transformation fighting Ultraman, right?”
Is this supposed to explain making us job for absolutely no justifiable reason?

>>2914657
>B: “Is this really how you see things? I know I've changed, but... I mean, I had that cool transformation fighting Ultraman, right?”

>>2914674
Yes.

>>2914690
It better be a good one, so I can vote to physically rip it the fuck out.

My opinion is thay this dream sequence was actually activated by Majiin so we can get piss off and activate darkseid mode. or at least find out how to summon our belt

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>>2914657
>B

You play it off with a nervous laugh, but the more you look at the screen the bigger your frown gets.

“Is this really how you see things? I know I've changed, but... I mean, I had that cool transformation fighting Ultraman, right?”

“Yeah, for like, 3 minutes dude. Would've been cooler if you kept it.” Control Freak grumbles.

“W-Well what about the fight in my dojo? Did you see the dojo I have in my fucking tower?!” You turn to him anxiously, starting to get agitated by the laughter coming from the television.

“Yeah, and I saw you cawwy your widdle gwirl to beddy weddy.” Control Freak mocks, rolling his eyes.

“Dude, I get you have a family now, but you've become the biggest pussy.”

“OH?! I'M A PUSSY, AM I?!” You roar, finally snapping and lifting the fat bastard out his seat by his collar.

“You got a lot of nerve saying that, especially considering you died with a piss stain on your crotch!” You growl through gritted teeth, jostling him around in your white-knuckled fists.

Control Freak... Isn't the least bit afraid.

“What am I saying? This is all in your head, remember?” He reminds you smugly, aiming the remote back at the TV.

“Let's go back, shall we?”

The TV rewinds the footage for several minutes, the footage becoming a blur of unrecognizable scenery.

Then it stops, right on the night your life changed forever.


“You were right Johnny, you shouldn't mess with tough guys like me! Give me your bike and I won't kill you!”

You're a goddamn stallion, grinding your boot into Johnny Rancid's chest as he weeps over his precious bike. The sadistic grin on your face really takes you back.

Control Freak fast-forwards for a few more seconds, reaching another proud moment.

“What are you doing?! NO, STOP- PLEASE THAT'S SO NOT COOL! DON'T DO IT!”

What comes next is you stomping the shit out of Adonis' mechanical suit, filled with complete glee as he cries like the adult baby he is over his broken toy. It gets to the moment where Brother Blood asks if you're having fun, and Control Freak quotes you word for word in a way that makes your skin crawl.”
“Sorry, got carried away. Fighting really gets me fired up!”

“It still does...” You try to defend yourself, but Control Freak just continues to fast forward.

“AHHN!! YESSSS!! BREAK MY PUSSY! BREAK MY FUCKING PUSSY-- AAHHNN! IF YOU FUCKING STOP I'LL RIP YOUR FUCKING HEAD OOOFFAAAGHHH-- GODDD!!! OAAAHHH--”

“DUDE WHAT THE FUCK?!” You shout, your face turning beet red at you and Blackfire's first of many intimate moments suddenly being displayed.

“Awh, sorry!” Control Freak squeaks out, fumbling with the remote and frantically skipping past the scene.

[Continued in the next post]

>>2914800
>Mach I ...............

Yay, more wasted time having a flashback episode and not getting closer to getting off Namek.

>>2914800
Im actually enjoying it, but im a lurker so do with that what you will.

>>2914800
“I-I uhh... I-I'll just skip straight to the point, ehehehee...” He nervously whimpers, finally stopping his fast-forward.

“Giddy-up giddy-up giddy-up horsie! Giddy-up giddy-up horsie!”

The next scene is you with Rena back when she was three. You're bouncing the happy little toddler on your lap and tipping her over in your loving arms whenever the “horsie” bucks. She squeals and giggles with delight, and it would almost bring a tear to your eye seeing your smiling daughter's face after so long if it wasn't for the current situation.

“Oh, so I'm weaker because I love my daughter? Really sound theory, prick.” You growl at Control Freak once again.

“No, you're weaker because for five seasons in a row this action packed show turned into slice-of-life garbage!” He snaps back, skipping frame by frame of your life.

“Look! Now you're teaching your “Tamaranian warriors” how to make cocktails! And here—here you're just doing taxes on those stupid rocks you sell! You wanna know when the last time you seriously fought was prior to the Justice Twerps showing up? Six years ago, when you found out what Troque meant after that silver douche called your wife that.”

You stay quiet for a moment, finally letting Control Freak go and looking away from him.

As you stare into the endless sea of cardboard, Control Freak audibly sighs behind you.

“Look, the point of all this... It's to show you that at this rate you're gonna get the show canceled. You catch my drift?”

“... Yeah.” You answer in a grim voice, knowing exactly what he means.

“So, to avoid that... I think we need a reboot, you know? Get back that visceral, indiscriminate brutality. The sadistic Battery that couldn't decide if he loved his orange piece of ass or the sound of someone's arm breaking the most. No more wishy-washy neutral morality crap!”

You feel the greasy floor shake as Control Freak jumps out of his seat and comes to your side, putting a hand on your back.

“Time to remind the world that the devil is real, and his name is Reno Kuwabara, AKA Black Rider Battery!”

A: “... I guess I should properly introduce myself to this one then, huh?”

B: “No. I know who I am, and I don't need some figment of my imagination telling me how to live. I didn't get weak, I got complacent. I thought I was on the top of the world already and stopped climbing. Now, I'm ready to reach the top.”

C: [Write in your answer. Tell him who you are.]

>>2914873
B: “No. I know who I am, and I don't need some figment of my imagination telling me how to live. I didn't get weak, I got complacent. I thought I was on the top of the world already and stopped climbing. Now, I'm ready to reach the top.”

>>2914873
>B: “No. I know who I am, and I don't need some figment of my imagination telling me how to live. I didn't get weak, I got complacent. I thought I was on the top of the world already and stopped climbing. Now, I'm ready to reach the top.”

>>2914873
>B

>>2914873
C. "Control Freak, TV shows don't last forever, even you should know that. I'm Reno Kuwabara, family man and breaker of arms. Now get the hell out of my head."

>>2914892
This one.

>>2914876
>>2914882
>>2914888
Okay! Roll D100+45

Rolled 65 + 45 (1d100 + 45)

>>2914930

Rolled 55 + 45 (1d100 + 45)

>>2914930