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>>3140787

>Then
>There's the bad guys.

>Rasticore

A FULL BLOODED SEPTARIAN
LEGENDARY WARRIORS OF THE MONSTROUS RACES

THEY THREATENED TO CONQUER COUNTLESS WORLDS

>He has a magic chainsaw

A: "Sick."

R: " https://youtu.be/CenY7EZrC68 ...Here comes the pain."

>THE LAST SON OF ANDELUS

An: "I do not wish your death to be painful. I shall employ all my ability to deconstruct you with care."

>A sentient cloud of golden nanites
>Who is apparently in debt to some BAD dudes

R: "No. Toffee says they HURT. Anyone you catch working with Traps you make em squeal..."
M: "I'll -never- squeal!"

R: "We'll see about that. When I get this thing under your Back Skin."

>Your psychic intuition tells you Marco might just wet himself

>Then
>There's the big bois

https://youtu.be/-yfGaoaaKiM

>Standing over 12 feet in height
>With rippling muscle
>Augmented with implants
>Drilled with hormone releasing GRENADES of aggression amplifier drugs

>Are aliens you know quite well
>That you know are here to seal the fate of you and your friends
>Ones no normal tactician is prepared to face

A: "Muton Berserkers..."
>Yes, Anon

>Four of them.

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>>3140789
>>3140789

>YOU ARE CURRENTLY A SWARM OF BUGS THANKS TO ONE OF YOUR SPELLS

>MARCO IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE CHAINSAW LIZARD

>STAR AND HEK ARE BEING RUSHED BY MUTONS

>Star and Hek have a sandshark mount

>Surrounding you are dead soldiers
>Looted treasure thrown into the sand
>The Slave wagons are still in tact

>Behind you is the city
>Where slavers and citizens alike move in a panic

???: "ATTACK! THE MERCHANTS ARE UNDER ATTACK! BY FOREIGNERS AND A HALF BREED!"
A: "HEy! MARCO IS -ALL- AMERICAN!"

???: "HOLY YARN A TALKING CLOUD!?"

Anon.

ROLL FOR SPACE IN THE TURN ORDER!

>Roll Dex

and when it is your turn.

What do!?

>Swarm vs Swarm

Put your bug-body against The Nanite Swarm (He deconstructs weapons and metal, but your cloud form loses individual bugs instead of limbs and organs)

>Get. The Lizard.
(Backup Marco against the Lizard. Might become 2v2 but a melee fight is something you understand)

>Rain down Chaos
(Using a ranged spell and your ability to float. You can stay up here and try to disrupt the baddies from afar. Until The Nanite cloud gets you. Might protect everyone.)

H: "Anon!"
A: "How are you HOT as a tent!?"
H: "..."
A: "...Sorry I-"
H: "THAT GEM IN THE SEPTARIAN'S HEAD! IT'S TELLING HIM OUR LEVELS AND MAGIC ITEMS!"

>Rasticore turns to Hek
R: "...Hekapoo."
>He smiles
>Grabs one of the few remaining slavers

>Then chainsaws a portal
R: "Tell the nobles. Mewni and the Commission have made their choice on Slavery's merits."

>That merchant
>Turns white with anger
>Then rushes into the portal


LET'S ROCK!

L: "Stop this. Now. You don't have it in you regardless.

>Haha
>Watch me.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>3140792
>Dark star the cloud man
>Telepathically tell everyone what the Mutons can do.

>>3140792
OK, hol up. Mom, you're being very vocal suddenly, do you have something you wanna talk about?

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>3140792
>>Rain down Chaos

>>3140804
She talking to Questo.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>3140792
>Rain down Chaos

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>>3140792
>>3140792

The selection dice.

L: "
Estás demasiado cerca de una línea cruzada, tonto. Para esto. Eres un demonio Un déspota que no sirve a tu colocación. ¿A quién has matado? ¿Quién te ha vencido? Salga de nuestro camino y prepárese para hacer que nuestro ascenso al poder sea más sabroso. "

Haha

Glossaryck told me to ask. Did you ever pick up Crochet again?

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>3140792
>Rain down Chaos
Better to try helping everyone including Marco than just Marco.
Plus, probably the most effective method against Last Son of Andelus.

>>3140792
Stay in the Swarn.

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>3140792
>>Swarm vs Swarm
I would choose rain down chaos but I think Anon still sucks at Starwalk.

A nat 1... well, at least we are more powerful the closer to death we are

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>3140825

>>3140815
Mom, for real. You're spooking me. Do we need to kill Quest or something? What did he do? Where did he touch you?

>Using a ranged spell and your ability to float. You can stay up here and try to disrupt the baddies from afar. Until The Nanite cloud gets you. Might protect everyone.
>Until The Nanite cloud gets you.
Dark. Star.
How much STR can the group of Nanomachines have?
We should be able to get a large chunk of them if we get them while they are in swarm form instead of man form.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

Yo you know what we should do? We should hit Rasticor with a Fury of the Burning Heart. Switch his boss ass Septarian CON with our own. Or better yet hit one of the Mutons and switch THEIR STR with ours!

>Rain down chaos

Do what we a best at son, let loose hell. Have each little bug grow in size and fire off bolts of acid and fire!

Rasticore's CON is lame compared to Tofee's CON, wait until changing our stats is really worth it

>>3140878
No need to, we waited too long and now we can't do it anymore. King's Tax got replaced by the new traits of the wand.

>>3140884
Good.

>Maybe you idiots should share what we know with the rest of the group.

>>3140815

You're too close to a cross line, silly. For this. You are a demon A despot who does not serve your placement. Who did you kill? Who has defeated you? Get out of our way and prepare to make our rise to power more tasty. "

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>3140792
Luna seems even more pricklier than normal. What does she know that we're missing?

>>3140930
You mean like post shit in thread instead of squirrelled away in the Discord backlogs?? ........naaaaaaaaah

>What do?
Supporting >>3140839 .... I have a feeling Andulus is going to be the equivalent to us in this fight. The guy who goes about opportunistically making particular fights lopsided to gain an advantage over the opponent.

>>3140787
Go for the Merchant first.

We cant let anyone know of this and qhere we stand.

>>3140963
Hey man, are you on the discord? There's a reason no one is backing Dark Star.

Someome post a link, we need to get our new friend on the Discord!

>>3140974
>Needing Discord

>>3140970
>>3140787
Oh and turn back after getting the merchant back to regular form.

Concentrate on The Last son using elemental attacks.
Fire and Ice should help us deal with his nanites.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>3140815
Oh and !

>>3140982
It's probable he's immune to all thermal attacks.

If we use OWN on him though, then It's a different story.

Remember on WARPLANET, he could reflect electricity back at his attackers, and he was fully confident at the time of total victory. It's better to be safe and not only strip him of an immunity, but see which ones he has in the process.

>>3140991

I can support this

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>3140815

Also here have some more dice

>>3140991
Good idea.

Make sure to cover outtracks first though

>>3140974
...Or you could mention it in thread instead of having to go through that. It was mentioned in the last thread and it seemed fairly straightforwards.

>>3140792
>>3140963
...but if that's the way we're going... my GUESS is that you guys are selecting Swarm because of the nat 20 from last session possibly feeding into the size/str of the current swarm... I dunno what you're going with, but I like whats going on with >>3140991 and >>3140970 / >>3140982. Swapping to support those then.

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>>3140818
>>3140818

Initiative winner.

17+1 (Anon's Dex)
>18

>>3140805
-2 (16)

Haha

H: "53."
St: "What?"
H: "I got 53 on initiative."
St: "What does that mean?"

H: "I go first."

>HEKAPOO PORTALS
>Using her SPECIAL EXPERTISE
>She knows where any portal leads
>Just by looking at it.

>15 on the dex to roll in
>She ports to the city


>Tel-A-Puss is a simple man
>With a limp
>Who sells slaves
>All he ever wanted was to own his own business
>and sell slaves

>He gets a nat 1 to notice
>WHAP!

T: "MewrWATCH WHERE YOU STAND, PEASANT!"
H: "Sup."

>That he's run in a panic into a white tent
>With yellow horns

>He does however defeat her 9 on STR to grapple
>He is a fast cat
>With a limp
>Who sells slaves

T: "AH! The sultan will hear of your treachery!"
H: "I'm past 25."
T: "What?"
>He yells behind him

>Hek ports in front of him
H: "I get two actions per turn."

>The cat's screams echo across the sands


THE LAST SON OF ANDELUS MAKES HIS MOVE

An: "Let us not prolong this."
>He flies upward
>For you

An: "I have been instructed to make your allies. Suffer. Not you."
A: "Binch."
An: "You should never have cheated at War Planet. I am the one with a vendetta."
A: "I WILL SNAP. YOUR CLOUDY SHIT."
>You scream psionically

>ANDELUS ATTACKS WITH A
>Natural 1

>THE CLOUDS MIX
>SWARMING BUGS AND NANITES

>All miss

>You reform behind the cloud
>In the air

A: "You suck and so does your vengeance!"
An: "Impossible."
A: "IMPROBABLE."

>You raise your wand
A: "Now watch me SPIT IN YOUR ASSHOLE."
An: "Please speak less."

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>>3141046

STAR BUTTERFLY

St: "Uh..."
>Mutons
>Coming
St: "UH!"
>Treasure
>In the sand
ST: "MARCO! THESE DON'T LOOK LIKE NORMAL MONSTERS!"
M: "Get away, Star! Anon doesn't fight cute bad guys with shenanigans! These people are killers!"

St: "Killers..."
>Star's face flattens
>Then darkens
St: "I can do that."

>Her cheek marks become skulls

St: "Dagger...CRYSTAL HEART ATTACK!"

>Star levels her wand at the oncoming Mutons
>An aura surrounds her
>Of
>Sadness
>and Disappointment

A: "Why do I feel like it's Christmas I -hate- Christma-"

>SHWOOSH!

>Hit
>Hit
>Hit
>Nat 1

>THREE OF THE MUTONS ARE FILLED WITH DAGGERY STABS
>This deals SP damage of 30 to three of them

>they must then roll an INT SAVE TO BLOCK OUT EMOTIONS OF LOSS AND REJECTION

or not

M: "MURRAAAHHHHHHHH!"
>They get angry
>Angry
>ER
>Because that's all the emotions they can even feel

>Star has angered the herd
>Oh lawd
>They comin HARD

RASTICORE

>He keeps it simple
>CHAINSAW AT THE MEXICAN KID

>34 total

M: "Star I'm C-"
>SHHHRAZSSH!
M: "AAAHH! AAAAHHH!"

>The Whole of Marco's hoodie and most of his chest skin
>Is shredded
>In deep cuts
>Oozing blood

M: "FF-...MMMf."

R: "You work hard...but this is your first -real- fight Isn't it? I can tell. You've fought critters and amateurs up til now."
>Rasticore holds the chainsaw over his head

MARCO HAS TAKEN 29 DAMAGE

>He shakes the device
>Dripping blood down onto his face, neck and open mouth

R: "I can taste it."
M: "You...Y-"
R: "New. Pain."

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>>3141049

MARCO

M: "You...SKINK!"
>31 on first attack

WHAM!
>Marco uppercuts Rasticore
>Because he hit
>As a monk
>He gets a free bonus attack

>35

WHAM!

>Double hits
>Marco blows his Ki points
>FOR FLURRY OF BLOWS

>Two more attacks
>A spin kick
>A lunging punch at the elbow

HE CRITS ON ONE
EVEN LANDS THE LAST ONE

>WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM!

>Rasticore as a Septarian gets SUPERIORITY ON ALL CON CHECKS
>He does not drop his chainsaw


HE DOES HOWEVER TAKE

-24
-24
-48
-24

...120 damage.

>Marco's fist came in like stone hammers
>His eyes gleam
>His chest heaves
>His face is a wrung up picture of pure aggression

>He however
>Does not use lethal damage for his last hit

>CRAWNCH!

>Rasitcore
>Lost all of his fucking HP to that assault
>He falls

M: "...stay down."
R: "..."

>He regenerates
>Double his CON score

>44 HP per tun

R: "Never. Again."


cont

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>>3141050

A: "HEY. FAGGOTS."

>oh hey
>It's Ya boi
>Anonymous

A: " https://youtu.be/GXihYzIVLsM "

WHO CASTS DARK STAR!


>Ev-a-ry-body gotta roll STRENGTH TO AVOID IT'S PULL

A: "EATSHITEATSHITEATSHIT"

>Muscles and you are weightless
>You begin to get succt into the hole

A: "EATSHITEATSHITEATSHIT"

>Hek is in the city
>No roll for her

>All Mutons pass
>So strong they literally dig into the collapsing sand and stay put

>Star passes by grabbing the Sand Shark's nose
>Which anchors her with ass out toward the Muton fisting

>Marco gets a Nat 1
>He is no strongboi

>He is a flying one now however

M: "Wh- Hey! ANON!"

A: "ESSENSHEISSERESSENSHEISSERESSENEENEN"

>The Last Son of Andelus
>Uses WILL for his Physical Stats
>He gets a 16

That is far less than your WILL power


HE IS SUCT.
INTO THE BLACK HOLE

An: "Singularity control...also impossible."
A: "False. Golden Nigga."

>You are also stuck to the tiny black hole
>Face first

>Rasticore gets 25
>Haha
>Eat
>Shit

>HE SLAPS against the Quasar of Energy

A: "I'm just fuckin' tight like that you stupid Bi-"


BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

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>>3141055
>>3141055

>Anon
>Marco
>Rasticore
>and Andelus


Take Double Anon's WILL SP in magical damage.

>50 damage to Rasticore

R: "AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
>He is Expounded into a spraying cloud of purple embers
>His eye
>His cloak
>and his Chainsaw
>Fly down to earth
>Along with his black and Purple skeleton


>50 damage to Marco
M: "ANOOOOOHHHNNN-"

>He is sent flying
>Reduced to 14 hp
>he then hits the sand
>Spitting fragments as his bones shatter from the force and his hair is sizzled off

>He spits sand

M: "I hate you...again."

>4
>Then passes out

>Andelus
>Has no CON bonus at all
>He is no size class
>He is nanites
>He gave up his body
>To become this
>This weapon

50 damage
Is his whole HP.

https://youtu.be/-W63RFm-h6s

An: "My people...my planet. My oaths."
>The gold on his body
>Melts
>Into rain

An: "It was all...for nothing."

>The last thing his cameras see
>Is you

>Laughing
>As you're blown into the sky
>Both middle fingers
>Thrown
>Up
>High


THE LAST SON OF ANDELUS IS DEAD
GOOD SPELL PICK
10/10
100/100
BEST GAME
BEST GAME


ANONYMOUS HAS TAKEN 50 DAMAGE
ANON IS AT 35 HP

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>>3141062
>That's when the Mutons get to Star Butterfly

St: "Ok! You don't know who you're messin' w-"

>Miss

St: "With! I've seen big mooks like y-"

>Miss
>She jumps on one's head

St: "You and you can't scare m-"
>One does a leaping attack and Decks her so hard she does a back flip into the sand
>Her eye socket is partially caved in

STAR TAKES 25 DAMAGE

St: "me...YEEP!"

>The Last one Misses because she rolls away in the sand
>If she hadn't rolled
>Two fists would be in her flat little chest


AND I WILL NEVER DO TURNS LIKE THIS AGAIN!

>Combat checks
>Combat checks forever more

What do, now?

>Marco is injured
>Hek has stopped the merchant
>Andelus is dead
>The Mutons gang on Star

>That Lizard skeleton is...
>Moving
>Get the Loot and Fuck outta here
(You have wounded and the enemy is regenerating)

>Go down there and kick that shit-lizard while it's down
(Forreal it nearly killed Marco and you might be able to punch it forever)

>Go get in a Muton Gang Fight
(They're huge and meaty. Just the way Muscles Likes em)


>Get Creative
(You have -so- many fun toys now. Motorcycles and portals and magic tricks. Mutons are brain dead mooks. You have them, trash and an immortal chainsaw killer. What -can't- you make outta that?)


let's rock

>>3141063
Its good, we can coup de gras his soul out.

>>3141065
>Go down there and kick that shit-lizard while it's down
>(Forreal it nearly killed Marco and you might be able to punch it forever)

>>3141065
>Get creative

Hit Rasticor with OwN. The one thing we can deduce about him is he heals fast. Lets make him NOT do that! Grab Marco and as much of the loot as possible and use Craven Call to port it back to our Castle! Then hit some poor muton fucker with a massavre wave.

Also I like how Marco recognizes how OUR enemies are fucking badass. Major respect.

>>3141065
TAKE THE STRINGS ON THE MUTONS

XCOM ALIENS ARE ALL PSIONICALLY LINKED TO AN ETHEREAL COMMANDER AND HAVE IMPLANTS THAT MAKE PSIONIC DOMINATION EASIER

WE CAN MINDCONTROL THEM ALL IN ONE GO

THE HAVE ONE EMOTION, RAGE. BITCH SHIT WE EAT TWICE THAT RAGE FOR BREAKFAST IN THE MORNING LOOKING AT OUR OWN FACE!

Use the Mutons to secure the Loot, capture Rasticore, one to B4B the wounded and evac, the last to back you amd hekapoo up as you complete the mission to free the slaves and steal shit.

>>3141065
>AND I WILL NEVER DO TURNS LIKE THIS AGAIN!
Aw Quest, it was such a fucking treat to read through the play by play though. Each one had me on the edge of my seat waiting for more.

>What do
Can we CONTAIN the lizard somehow? Remember how we REALLY wanted that permenantly available life pool to pull HP from? This seems like the prime opportunity to acquire that.
Then help Star.... maybe by picking up and utilizing that fancy chainsaw that Rasticore dropped.

>>3141065
>Go get in a Muton Gang Fight
Star can easy-peasy handle a single target, and Rasticore has to waste combat regenerating.
Go help the mewgger, then coup de grace the stragglers.
It's about time Muscles got familiar with the booty again.

>>3141081
>>3141079
Oh shit both these options are awesome

>>3141065
Hey Quest can I mix my thing >>3141077 with the above?

>>3141065
Kick the living shit of Rasticore. Heal Marco while at it. Think of all the nasty things we can do with a living septerian...

>>3141079
>COM ALIENS ARE ALL PSIONICALLY LINKED TO AN ETHEREAL COMMANDER AND HAVE IMPLANTS THAT MAKE PSIONIC DOMINATION EASIER
[Citation Required]

Sounds like a good idea, but I just want to make sure it could work.

Even then, Im not sure we can Take the Strings of more than one enemy at a time.

>>3141065
>>3141085
Shit, changing support to >>3141079

>Go down there and kick that shit-lizard while it's down
Obliterate him with Massacre wave, maybe try to catch on of the Mutons.
Let's hope Hekapoo gets back in time to get Marco outta here, and Star has can last another turn without getting gang banged.

>>3141079

Shit, time to support this

>>3141079
This sounds like too good of a deal but I'll trust you just this time. Support.

>>3141091
Do this yes.

If we can Take strings more than one person.

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>>3141087
>>3141087

Sadly. Due to Anon not being past level 25. He can only make One major action per turn.

A major action can be easily defined such as a primary attack like a spell or something that requires both of Anon's hands/his full attention.

With 1-2 minor actions sprinkled in like opening a door, giving someone the bird. Making a pointed comment at an enemy to get a reaction.

Smaller.
Quick. Non-lethal things.

So no. You cannot do all of that at once.
However. You can always try to maximize Anon's effectiveness by balancing major and minor actions.

Such as...

>Attack X
>Give X object to X ally
>Remove Pants

>>3141089
>>3141089
Like this.

One major and a minor.

>>3141091
Good lookin' out for details.
TTS cannot be spread to multiple targets in this case.

Now. If the COMMANDER were present. He's like a Psychic WiFi router. Whereas the Mutons would be like face-seeking Drones.
>The Winner is however is...

>>3141079
>>3141079


>So
>Anon shall TTS the one with the most HP.

>You
>Feel
>Like a God

A: "Eheheheheh!"

>Anonymous floats down from the sky
>His magically summoned clothes reforming
>Luna
>Is on your shoulder
>She smirks

L: "His intent is on. His balance is still lacking."
A: "What?"
L: "Don't fret, dear. These are -your- enemies. Toy with them."

>You sneer and chuckle
L: "Torment them as you wish."
A: "I want...to fuck up DAT shit over there."

>You point your Wand at one of the Mutons
>The healthiest of the four

A: "Submit."

ANON CASTS TAKE THE STRINGS

>If He succeeds
>He gets to pilot a huge Meat-titan

A: "An when I get him."
>You turn your eyes down
>Toward the skeleton slowly growing tendons and ligaments back

A: "I'm gonna beat you like I'll -probably- beat my dick some day."


>SHWOM!

>Hek is back

H: "Hey guys I WHAU-"
>She sees the destruction
>Marks the chaos

H: "Nice."
>She sees Marco back down in the dirt
H: "Not nice. Aw- Aw dude."

ROLL!

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>3141177

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>3141177
ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>3141177
GIMME

Rolled 19 + 17 (1d20 + 17)

>>3141177

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>3141177

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>3141177

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>3141184
>19
>you are the biggest chungus

>>3141177
Rollin

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>3141177
Here goes

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>>3141184
>>3141184
>>3141184


GOTT.

https://youtu.be/3jpHGGBuRmg

A: "Enough. DICKIN' AROUND!"

>35 total me bobs.

>>3141200
-2

>33

>Your mind
>The ticking spiderous tentacle ridden mess that it is
>All that noise
>All that ANGER

>You feel it

>S Y N C H R O N I Z E with the beast

>It's implants sear the flesh
>The armor sizzles like steak in a hot pan
>Finally

>You feel a presence
>Battling you

A: "The commander-"

T: "No."

>You look into his eyes
>Toffee's eyes
>You can feel it

>He has a WILL stat.
>It's bigger than yours.

T: "You're a good teacher."

>SNAP!
>With raw energy however
>Hatred
>Good rolls
>Anon has jumped into a SWOLE AS FUCK BODEE WITH HIS BRAIN

B: "RAAHHHR! RAHHHHHHH!!!!!"

>The other Muton are confused by the intrusion
>They watch as their partner shrieks and drools onto the sand as it batters it's own head to try and resist

>You had him
A: "I SAW HIM!"
>The Muton screams
>When you scream
>Arcs it's back

A: "GIVE HIM TO ME SO I CAN SHIT IN HIS ASS!"

>Then it charges
>For Rasticore

>It can't speak
>Shit
>It can't even articulate anything but hate
>Hek sees it coming
>She hower
>Can tell it's you in there

>She side-steps the Meat mass as it charges

H: "You go girl."

>Muton 30 total on Melee

M: "YYRAHGHHHHHHSHDSH!"
>Mother fuckin' flying elbow drop
>Nice jaw you just re-grew Rasticore

>Shame it's gone now

>CRAWQNCH!

Best thing about Mutons?
>They use their whole STR stat to calculate POWER
>And if they crit

They get Quadruple Damage


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>>3141235

BIG CHUNGUS IS UNDER YOUR CONTROL
MEAT TITAN
SAVAGE SLAPP MACHINE

>The other three
>Turn to star

St: "...WINTERSTORM HYPERBLOW!"

>They must roll CON to resist the freezing

-Fail
-Pass
-Fail

>Two are frozen
>The last shatters the ice and SWINGS!

>22
>CRACK!
>It Nails Star's Stomach

St: "AH! My Mewrgons!"
>You stop
>The Muton you control stops
>Rasticore's skeleton stops
>Hekapoo squints
>Marco wakes up

M: "Your what?"

>Suddenly
>SHHHHRSSSSIZZZ!!

>Rasticore has started his chainsaw
>Regening as he fights
>Being a Septarian
>If he has even 1 hp
>He can take all actions on his turn

>He rolls to open a portal
>In combat
>23

A FUCKING BUS COMES OUT OF THE PORTAL
AS THE BUS HAS OPENED TO EARTH

>The bus is full of old people
??: "Darling. What stop is this?"

L: "Who said that?"

??: "This doesn't look like Orlando."
??: "Honey, it's clearly Arizona we must'a gotten blitzed at the ticket booth again."

What do?

>Pick up a bus
(Mutons get superiority on out of combat STR checks. It can totally pick up that fucking bus and keep Rasticore neutralized for a time.)

>Throw the Muton through the portal
(This gets the threat gone without breaking the rule of no mind control suicide and frees you up for your next to do what you like.)

>Try to deceive (Using the fact any target that hits a Muton it will attack. You can divert it somewhere without your control. Who KNOWS what it'll do now that you've interrupted it's connection to Toffee.)

>Go full commander mode
(Give tactical commands to...)
-Hek
-Marco
-Star

This is a bit control freaky...but you don't step up and figure out the best strat.

>Marco might do it
>Look at him over there
>getting ready
>To show you up

>Regardless
>You have enemies to fite
>Loot to clean up

Let's get this bread and full OP done for the home team.

Choice is clear, commander.

What do?

>>3141240
>HEK Cover marco

>Star ->FREEZE THAT LIGGER

>SHOVE THE BUS BACK THROUGH THE PORTAL AND RIP INTO THE MUTONS MIND AND STEAL WHAT WE CAN ABOUT TOFFEE

>>3141240
>Let Marco come up with a plan
Cause I can't think of anything, and i'd honestly really like to see what he comes up with.

>>3141240
>Pick up a bus

>>3141240
Mh... Let Marco do it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ta_myupIJm0

Lets see what he can come up with.

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>>3141240
Supporting >>3141268 . If he's more competent, let's see what he's got. In the meantime...
>Pick up a bus

Shove the bus back through the portal but keep the bumper (wrap it around Rasticore)

>>3141235
Wait a fucking second, if his WILL is bigger than ours then shouldn't he be able to just fucking deny us this? What the fuck does he mean a "good teacher"?

I WANT ANSWERS DAMN YOU!!!

>Freeze Rasticore,
>Pick up bus

A rogue muton is a terrifying thought.

>>3141289
>Toffee
>not playing 5d chess
He let us take it.... probably just so he could learn what it was.

>>3141240
Drain the mutons HP into Marco damn you idiots.

Then tell him to come up with a plan.

Aside from the bumper thing, can we force the muton to break his/her/it's own neck?

>>3141240
Eh,
>>3141268
Why not. Marco's a better thinker than Anon anyways.

>>3141240
Can we do something about Marco being almost dead real quick?

>>3141301
Oh I like that. Anon's pretty low on health too.

>>3141240
>>3141315
But specifically >>3141301

>>3141240
>>3141301
Oh yeah
This is a good idea

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L: "What are you thinking?"
A: "..."

>Your eyes
>Dart around
>You take it all in
>The chaos
>The violence
>Is this a battle?
>In something bigger?
>A war?

>War isn't a fight
>You like those
>Miss them even
>It's all been so
>Complicated

A: "Marco."
M: "Yeah?"
A: "...You're in charge."
M: "Ok-"
A: "Not of me tho."

>ANON DRAINS HP FROM HIS WILLING MUTON
>It's Thicc

ANON GAINS 30 HP
MARCO GAINS 30 HP

>His hair grows back
M: "bwah!"

A: "I'm gonna beat this guy up with a bus."

>Nat 1, nat 1
>17+15 = 32

>Good thing they get Superiority

M: "MMF! RUH"

??: "Rembert. What's happening?"
R: "Wanda. I don't know. I don't know everything."
W: "Oh? Cause you sure knew everything back at the Ticket booth Mr. 'We'll be in Miami before Wednesday!"
R: "Wanda."
W: "Well it's WEDNESDAY NOW, REMMY."


>The Muton picks the bus up
>Rasticore pulls up the chainsaw

cont

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>>3141515
>>3141515

M: "MMMRAAAHHHHHH!"
>WHAM!
>BRAZZAUSH!

>Blood
>Old People blood sprays out of the sides
>Along with Glass
>Metal
>The Liscence Plate comes flying off

>Marco clearly wants to stop you

M: "Anon! You can't just d-"
>Then
>He sees Star over there
>About to get Gangwhangled by a big lady Muton

https://youtu.be/4XSAk9BMe7Q

>You let him lead
>There you go again
>Recognizing other's value
>Giving up control
>For what?

L: "Why did you let him do that?"

A: "It doesn't gotta be me. It...it's not always -about- me."

>SLAMSH!
Mu: "MUIUIRRH!"

W: "REMY! REMY SPEAK TO ME!"
R: "No. Not after your hurtful comments."
W: "REMY THE BUS IS FLYING AND CRASHING OVER AND OVER."
R: "Well we're not in Orlando."

>ASMAASHSHS!
>Rasticore is a pile of Bone-fragments and one

R: "So what does -that- matter?"

>Marco makes
>A wisdom check

>17+18
>35 total

M: "Hek. Port me in front of that thing!"
H: "Sure."

>She does
>Marco hops out in front of the Muton
>He draws his sword

Mu: "..."
M: "Come at me, bro."
S: "Marco, they're girls. They're all girls."
M: "How do -you- know?"
S: "Look at them. Boys can't fight like that."

>The Muton Swings
>Marco
>Uses the flat side of his weapon to deflect the blow
>He doesn't retaliate
>He doesn't hit it
>Instead
>He turns it into one of it's frozen allies

>SMAYUSH!
>This frees it

Mu1: "RAAHHH!"
Mu2: "EREUH! HURAH!"

>The two Mutons become trapped
>In an endless cycle
>Of non stop Mollywop Swinging

S: "What about the last one?"
M: "Help me push."

>The two of them
>Push the ice sculpture of a Mega-alien over
>Into the brawling pair

Mu1: "MURHSUH!?" (How dare you. Harlot. Betrayer.)
Mu2: "ERUAH MUAAHHH!" (I concur. This affront cannot stand. Gertude. Let us teach the upstart here her place in the pecking order.)

>The two beat that third Muton into a slushy until it starts kicking back

cont

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>>3141522
>>3141522

S: "Now what!?"
M: "We get outta here is what! Come on! Let's protect your-"
>Marco snrks

M: "Mewrgans."
S: "What! Whaaat?"
>Marco is actively chuckling
S: "That's what they're called!"
M: "Y- hahah Your whole race is silly ahah."
S: "Nice come back -Anon-."
>Marco turns green

M: "Hey! I am -not- raci-"
A: "I am WAY funnier than that!"

H: "Just -kiss- already."

M: "NEVER."
A: "Not until AFTER marriage!"

>Rasticore gurgles
>SMASH!

W: "Remmy. I love you. I'm sorry about all this."
R: "Me too, Wanda."
W: "Let's just get out and Uber to the nearest airport alright?"
R: "I like that. Lunch on the way?"
W: "We're the best team. That's brilliant."
R: "I think George is dead."
W: "Oh wow...hey, you think we should call Emily and John? Maybe we can catch a quick flight to Socal since we're in Arizona."
R: "A nearly 20 hour nap. Those perscription drugs sure can kick."

>A pair of older people try to exit the bus via the ramp

H: "Hey! No. No old people exits! Stop!"
R: "AH! A refugee!"
W: "Oh, stop honey it's clearly just a nun."

H: "I'm a demon."
W: "Oh! It's a Cause-Player. I'm Wanda. Charmed."
H: "I'm Hek-a-outta time for this!"
>She kicks them back in
>Drops down

>Looks at Rasticore

H: "Transporting these guys is always a pain. Gotta figure out where their core is. Snatch it up in a nearly indestructible container."

>WHAM
>WHAM
>WHAM

H: "You're gonna run outta bus soon if you keep that up."
A: "He deserves this."
>WHAM

H: "Why? Why not the slavers?"
>The Muton Stops

A: "...Marco's nipples are probably my favorite ones on any man."
S: "Same."

cont

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>>3141529
>>3141529

>Marco blushes
A: "HAH! MADE YAH FEEL WANTED AND DESIRABLE."

>WHAMSMASHCRACKBANGWHOOM!

A: "FAGGOT."

SESSION PAUSE!

WE CONTINUE TOMORROW

TO DIVVY THE LOOT
DIVVY THE LOOT

Or keep giving it to them cat boys in Purrkistan

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>>3141529
>W: "Oh wow...hey, you think we should call Emily and John? Maybe we can catch a quick flight to Socal since we're in Arizona."
>Emily and John
Wait a minute...

>>3141529
>and bless
OH GOD WE KILLED OUR GRANDPA

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>Vote to use a bus full of elderly people as a melee weapon.
>"Oh, hey, people died."

>>3141529
>Think we should call Emily and John
HWHAAAA--?!

>>3141561
Its okay, they were old.
Rez Grandpa thou. Let him torment john again.

>>3141530
>Had to go for a few hours
>Come back to see that we used a bus full of innocent elderly people as a melee weapon.

Well okay I guess we're murdering a bunch of people today.

>>3141682
It's ok (apparently). Only George died. Nobody cared about George, anyway.
Not even his grandchildren.

After this fight, we must train to the limit and maximize our statistics. We have lacked aspects like INT, CHA, WIS, DEX because we did not even try to increase them. We must start a daily training routine that improves all our stats to an acceptable point (not being retarded) and then specialize in STR and WILL (trying to increase the others as long as it does not affect our specialization)

Real fast, before the session today.

>Rasticore is helpless. We can have the muton hold up the buss over its head then leave posession. Bus falls and crushes muton weakened from BFB. Then use our wand soul removal on helpless targets to take Rasticores soul for interrogation and to depower his meat.

>I then suggest hitting the mutons with OWN+Sleep. See if we cant permacoma them for coup degras as well, maybe just put their souls back for instant undeads?

>>3141570
Jokes aside, keeping the souls that died today would’ve merciful what with the the whole “paradise in our wand” thing. Plus more souls for the troops when we need it, a win win

>>3142091
There's literally no reason for us not to take whatever souls we find by default, enemies allies or other.

>>3142070
Is it possible to take his soul, then put it right back into and raise his body, then power it, stick him with wondervaun, and turn him into an unending meat factory for infinite bio resources to use for building up our army?

>>3142095
Exactly, plus it makes me feel a little better about ending up getting people stuck in the crossfire killed. A little naive admittedly but it is a bit easier when you realize that while you are getting innocents killed you’re also gifting them with what is basically heaven in return.

>>3142070#
>>3142097#
>>3142095#
Raise every dead we see from now on (except those that could give us problems with other important characters)

>>3142051
this is probaly a good idea

>>3142051
It's not bad to set up a routine... but if memory serves correctly, we've got Brittneys party coming up shortly afterwards, followed by the Mewni Ball within a day or two afterwards?
Don't suppose any anon has our secretary notes or our dayplanner available, do they?

We could ask Quest to remind us (put a note on Anon's mobile phone)

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SESSION
START!

>You
>Are still-

H: "Anonymous."

>That boy
>That MANS wh-

H: "Anonymous."

>With the power of his Stand "Dark side of the Moon" has managed to defe-

H: "Anon."

A: "Wha?"
>Hekapoo is looking at you
>You were spaced out
>Staring off into the distance
>As a humongous Alien Bruiser smashes the Lizard Man you and your friends have defeated

R: "RAHHH!"

>He is still fighting
>Man
>That getting all your actions every turn
>No matter how damaged your body is
>This bad boy could be fist fighting you as a pile of moist ashes

>Yet you have him
>For now

>SMASH!
>SMASH!
>SMASH!

>Trapped under a bus full of old people

H: "Anon. C'mon. We're gonna divvy the loot up and get outta here before the army comes."

>Hekapoo eyes the bus smashing
>Hops in while the Greyhound is airborne
>Snatches the gemstone eye and the Chainsaw

H: "I'm takin these."

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>>3143170
>>3143170

https://youtu.be/AjPau5QYtYs

A: "FUCKIGN HEKSCUSE ME. nO. Nuh-uh!"
>She did not
>Did
>NOT
>Kick anybody's ass in this fight

A: "Marco and me beat the Ligger up. You got -no- dibs on the portal gardening equipment."
H: "This was made from one of -my- scissors. It's not dibs. It was always mine and I'm taking it back."

>She turns
>Her burka kicks up
>You see her ankles


>Oh my god
>Even her whole thigh jiggled
>Just a little
>Her ass had to catch up to her
>That burka has no layers

H: "What's his problem?"
>Marco sneaks over from the scene of Mutons brawling like Zoo gorillas

M: "Oh. Anon just hates it when he isn't told things up front."
H: "Huh. Why the tantrum?"
M: "He thinks surprises are arguments."
H: "How were you friends?"
>Marco chuckles
>and smiles
>His new hair plays into his deep chocolate eyes

M: "I don't come with a lot of surprises."

>Why is everyone in this desert hot

S: "GUyyyyyS!"
>Or Star

S: "I love him."
>She is hugging the sand shark
S: "I'm keeping him."

WELL ANON!?

HOW DO YOU CONTAIN A NEARLY UNSTOPPABLE CONSTANT REGENERATING SUPER LIZARD!?

>He is not really helpless
>Can't just bop him unless he's in a coma


-You are surrounded by meltable gold
-Sand

-A whole lot of dead cats (with people faces) and aliens

-Some wagons

-You have your INVENTORY
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1pf0s8VrRef23OUoV6IiF9gtMG8hQkg1U3XKdEI3GScs/edit?usp=sharing


Time for SCIENCE!

What do?

YOUR PHONE GOES OFF

-Headbook post from JACKIE LYNN THOMAS

J: "This is p-alright. Never had Pasta in the park. Gonna update the date in like an hour haha. Can't be on the phone the whole time."

>Hope likes this

>>3143175
Well, first thing's first,
>get ressing. Might as well grant the dead a new purpose in life/undeath through service to us.

>>3143175
Oh so you like surprises huh? Here's a surprise, nab the fucking piles worth of gold and then craven call back to our house. How's THAT for a surprise?

>>3143175
Also just like, freeze the ligger. Keep him in a constant state of cryostasis and then keep him as a blood bag. We can even start now, cast My blood for thine and heal everyone's damage. He'll just regenerate it later.

Also what's IN the wagons? Slaves? I vote we bring them back to Castle Woevenmire and declare them citizens there.

>>3143175
Cast sleep then bop. If that don't work then take him with us and keep bopping until we crit. Then just take any of the remaining loot and dump it all into our wand. Even the wagons. EZ.

>>3143196
Oh right yeah, res people too, obviously.

>>3143199
In fact you know what fuck it, backing this.

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>>3143175
>H: "Anon. C'mon. We're gonna divvy the loot up and get outta here before the army comes."

Did our brawl really cause that much ruckus?

The plan was originally to drive this caravan into the slave market and use it to cause a riot, using the distraction to pick as much loot as possible in the chaos?

Also, how are we gonna divide shit if we don't even know what there is?
Would be easier to just leave and safely divide everything somewhere else.

Anyway, make sure we leave no tracks it was us, raise the bodies we made and use them to carry everything away to safety.

>-Sand
Can we try encasing Rastas in glass and one of the cages using Combustion to melt it all together?

>>3143206
No sorry i mean >>3143201 THIS, my b.

>>3143175
>HOW DO YOU CONTAIN A NEARLY UNSTOPPABLE CONSTANT REGENERATING SUPER LIZARD!?
Freeze him. Put him in a big ligger ice cube.

>>3143175
>Cast Sleep
Then let Hekapoo handle it, she was talking about some type of core the other day.

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>>3143207
>>3143175
Oh, also. The Mutons are proof we were here.
Make sure to get them neuralized somehow.

Maybe we can figure something out to get one of them so we can get info on Toffee?

>>3143175
Freeze him. Don’t know if will hold but we can try. Also can OWN remove his ivunerability?

If not to any of those, we can just portal him to a prison in our castle. He may be immortal but not unstoppable.

If he is still a pulp use Dream form, he should have disadvantage.
If he has regenerated, suck his soul.
Anyways, ask Wondy to craft a contention chamber/tube to harvest his biomass

>>3143175
>>3143196
You know what? Supporting >>3143199

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>Raise Dead
>Order dead to move everything before army get here.
>Cover all of your tracks.

>Cage The Ligger in a cage, then
>Glass him using Sand and Combustion, then sleep
>Then, once immobilized cast Sleep OR Punch his soul out.

>Then we can see about Loot.

>Then we can see about Jackie.

Also, what happened to the second part of of the plan?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFv7bMonqS8

>>3143199
support just suck up all valuables

>>3143175
put rasicore inside a glass sphere have his body stuck use him as a blood bag

>>3143175

take nearly everything hek can take her stupid chainsaw we get the valuables and the people and bodies star gets the sand shark and marco gets the wagon

>>3143175
>take the gold
>ask hekapoo if she feels like freeing some slaves and overthrowing some bullshit cat fascists?
>raise dead
>boop RASTICORE AND TAKE HIS SOUL.
>mind beam hekapoo "last summer I beat Lucikron invading earth by beaming him marco trap images into his mind. He cried like a bitch"

>>3143175
>How to Contain Rasticore
Supporting Freeze Idea. If we wanna be extra careful, i suppose we could freeze him, then melt some of the gold and encase him inside of it. Should stop him from fully expanding to his full size or whatever.

>Loot GOLD
Supporting

>Res Corpses
Supporting... is there... any chance we can now use this to FURTHER our spoils? like... we've got an ENTIRE caravan now as our undead camoflage...basically, a double or nothing situation

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>Surprises
>Oh they don't think you like surprises?
>Ok.
>Ok, fuckers

>Fuckers of mothers
>Probably dads to

A: "Oh ok. Yeah. I like that. I like you."
M: "Aw, geeze. Anon. Hang on, buddy."

>They changed the plan
>They changed the whole shit up
>Cause they're getting what they wanted and now they want to just end the fun
>Cut you off

>Can't handle Surprises?


A: " https://youtu.be/JGfSzOcJgcc?t=9 "

>Anon
>Has 19 WILL

>That means he can raise 38 medium sized creatures at once
>So the 24 that were killed in the initial fight

>The crews of the wagons
>Some guards
>Merchants

>All hop up in a single instant

>They then
>START GRABBING THE TREASURE

A: "Surprise."

https://youtu.be/CDUrpPvU1_4

>You hold up your hand
>The Muton Stops slamming the bus

>It begins to shake
>Resisting your control

>13
>Haha

>It literally can't ever be free
>It's too stupid
>Built
>Wrong
>Inferior to those of psychic potential
>No wonder Toffee sent them your way

>Especially with his WILL stat and fashion sense
>What is his problem anyways?


>You snap again
>The wand SWOOPS up into your grip
>The crystal eye inside widens it's pupil
>A scream or two rips the air as THE HOLE

>Yawns
>Wide

A: "Home."
>The zombies come barreling into the wand's entrance

cont

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>>3143394
>>3143394

M: "HEY!"
S: "Marco. It's just gold."
M: "That's OUR money."

A: "Our? Who came up with the sick ass Wagon assault? Me. Who killed all the guards? None of ya'll non-lethal damage usin ass bitches."

>Hek looks
>Disappointed

A: "Marco. You can have the wagons."
M: "I don't want a -wagon- I want gold. This money could change my parents whole lives. My life! Homeless people's lives."

A: "I'm friends with the homeless. They don't give a shit."
>You might be pretty right about that

>Rasticore starts to get up
>His body oozes purple blood all across the sand

A: " https://youtu.be/Rlo8BP277F4 "

>YOU BLAST HIM WITH ICE

>He gets superiority on his CON checks
>19

R: "RAAHHHH!"
>He breaks free
>Then
>As a shambling mountain of frosty muscle and bone
>Sprints off into the desert

A: "Holy shit."
>That
>Boy
>Fass

M: "Anon. You're flying off the handle. I'm sure if we calm down we can work this o-"
>How dare he
>How dare Marco try to Patronize you right now
>Doesn't get it?

>War.
>Power.
>Every fucking thing is about Power right n-

No.

It doesn't have to be.

cont

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>>3143398

>Anonymous
>You're about to snap
>About to have a full on breakdown
>Melt over and explode

YOU'VE SNATCHED 1d10,000 worth of GOLD FROM THE SLAVERS

ALONG WITH 38 MORE UNDEAD TO ACT AS SOLDIERS

G: "Euuurrhhh..."
>Oh
>And that old guy who died in the bus


You've also worked very hard, Anon.
On yourself. On your selfishness.

What was this really about?
Just loot?
You didn't need to bring people you like along.
Roll. With advantage. For Anon's Resolve against his anger and jealousy.


>Oh
>AND WHAT DO ABOUT THE FLEEING LIZARD!?

>Send the Muton to slapp him
-You'll be distracted controlling it but it -IS- pretty strong

>Try to mind control him yourself
-This frees the Muton but I mean
-It's directly beneath a bus
-Might just get crushed

>Have Muscles snake after him
-Also releases the Muton but
-Bus
-Leaves your full attention to deal with Marco and Hek and Star


H: "We weren't gonna stiff you, y'know?"
>Your jaw aches
>From clenching your teeth

What do?

WE SHALL USE THE ID NUMBERS
ON OUR WINNING ROLLS
TO DETERMINE YOUR GOLD LOOT!

>Adding the last 5 digits together
>To get 1d10000

Let's rock.

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Rolled 16, 6 = 22 (2d20)

>>3143402

The selection dice. From a tired old blue fool.

>>3143402
MUSCLES GO SNAKE AFTER THE SNAKE!

Rolled 2131 (1d10000)

>>3143402
Well ok then

Rolled 18, 9 = 27 (2d20)

>>3143402
>Calm down
>You don't actually care that much about the money.
>You don't even want it that bad. You threw away INFINITE POWER.
>There is no way you care this much about money, whats bothering you man?

>>3143402
Then for Resolve

>>3143402
>Send the Muton
>take a deep breath
>realize that its not about the money, fame or glory. Its about making this world better, even if its one person at a time
>with enough scrap we can have a philosphers stone
>with enough friends we can actually do something to transmute the world into something better

>apologize
> "youre right Marco, im being a dick. 15 years of abuse takes some work to get over. Not used to sharing to having shit to share. 4 way split, Ill take last pick for being an asshole We all helped. Thanks."

Rolled 6910 (1d10000)

>>3143402

Rolled 15, 18 = 33 (2d20)

>>3143417

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>3143402
>>3143416
deep sigh
also
>Have Muscles snake after him

Rolled 1808 (1d10000)

>>3143402

>>3143199
Why are you yeeting out Anon? Is surprise your trigger word or something?

>>3143402
>What do
First: Calm the fuck down. Marco fucking took down the lizard to a manageable level. what the fuck happened in the last post, McMoot? They all contributed and deserve some cut... though the scouter gem should still be on the table, H-poo

>Lizard
As awesome and necessary as the gold is, the regenning health pool is something we've had our eyes on for awhile. This is a real treasure for us, but only if we can contain it. We shouldn't be in combat so, scissors should be a possible option... Once in range, open up with a 'Hungering Flames' to counter his superiority... we don't want it GONE, that defeats the purpose, but we need him weakened. Then follow up with the Freeze and Gold encasing.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>3143402
>>3143416
>>3143423
>Roll.
>With advantage.
Why it gotta be like this

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>3143402
>>3143432
Also, rolling to see just how big the phat cash pile is.

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Rolled 4470 (1d10000)

>>3143402
>Send Muscles to snap Rasticor

Tell Marco and Star and Hek our shit right now. You think YOU'VE got problems? We run a country now. We're at war with Earth's Shadow government who could send spooks to try and kill our family. The whole reason those mutons were even here is cause someone stole OUR shit Glossaryk. Apologize for being a dick but at the same time have them realize the benefit of the money staying with us. We can make it mulitply, put it to better use! Grow our kingdom amd make it what it was always meant to be. A bastion for the hurt and unwanted. For the dead and abandoned. That's the goal we're working towards! We just need money...

Rolled 3847 (1d10000)

>>3143402
I FUCKING THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA START A SESSION IN LIKE A WEEK NOT LIKE YESTERDAY
SHIT

Rolled 7554 (1d10000)

>>3143402
>>3143432
>>3143439
also shit, that's what I get for failing to read instructions.

>>3143402
Oh, this isn't about power.
This just about Fuck Surprises, Get A Taste Of Your Own Medicine.

>Have Muscles snake after him
>After obtaining ligger, leave with everything. Immediately.
This is for the sake of a statement, not fucking power.

>>3143432
support

>>3143440
I like this reaction. I support it.

>>3143440
This is mostly lies.

I mean its on the docket. But we dont really have a plan do we? Or the will to execute it.

You know who does have a plan?

And the will to execute it?

>Marco.

>We should give the money to marco. As well as some hardy boys.
>I wanna see what he can get up too.

>>3143453
>And the will to execute it?
>Marco.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n5E7feJHw0

>>3143402
>>3143432
FUCK, adding support for giving them the low down on the need for gold and support. It doesn't justify us just snagging it all, but it may make them more willing to give us the lions share, all things considered.

>>3143448
Like holy shit, this is literally that whole "Just Like John" bullcrap all over again

>>3143402

Oh, this isn't about power.
This just about Fuck Surprises, Get A Taste Of Your Own Medicine.
and if you want Gold Marco ask your PRINCESS.
i dont mind sharing with you heck

>>3143457
>I want to improve the world.
>Never improves the world ever.

You guys are straight up lying.

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>>3143453
>>3143457
Marco Diaz couldn't execute a serial killer much less a competent plan. The money would be better put to use with US! Who ever said we'd never help them afterwords? Generosity is fine when you can afford it, but for now lets work to being ABLE to afford being generous!

HAVE SOME GODDAMN FAITH

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Rolled 14, 12 = 26 (2d20)

>>3143402
It's cool Anon It's all Cool. You're under control still, and so is the situation.

>Yell at Rasticore to "Catch".
>Throw your wand at him using Muscles.
>If we hit him we hit him hard enough we punch his soul out.
>If he actually catches it we can just recall the wand at us and punch the baffled Rasticore right as he rockets toward us.
>Or we could just open a portal in-front of him and Use Combustion to melt the sand aroudn him into crystal to encase him.

ALSO, WE'RE ROLLING WITH ADVANTAGE
THAT MEANS YOU ROLL 2 DICE AND THE BEST NUMBER OF THE TWO IS PICKED

Were not going to use the gold to improve anything.

Were going to use it to destroy our enemies. Of which we have multitudes,

This improves OUR lives, but don;t play the fucking bleeding heart card after beating someone to paste with a bus full of elderly people.

You look like a sociopath at BEST.

>>3143484
This is a good plan actually.

>>3143482
Shut up Ark.

>>3143477
yeah thats true this is about "fuck you surprises" AND our feeling of Marco abandoning us when he found a more interesting friend
and how marco can just ask star she makes stuff from nothing and inflation is a thing the coins lose worth
and i dont want to feed earths shadow government with gold and if Marco wants money have a bake sale with the friend that makes found out of nothing

>>3143488
>Were going to use it to destroy our enemies. Of which we have multitudes,
Which in turn improves the world. We did the universe a damn favor killing John. He was a blight on reality. And now we're cleaning up Glossaryck's mess by getting all of our spells back. And we're making tons of friends who we like helping. Things are getting better period. One step at a time.

>>3143484
support I LOVE IT
>>3143492
makes food out of nothing she can just wave a wand and make a cake

>>3143402
>>3143423
Changing to >>3143484
Quality plan

>We voted to have marco come up with a plan because we know hes better than us at it.
>Why are you being little bitches about it now?

Rolled 14, 16 = 30 (2d20)

>>3143444
resolve roll, supporting >>3143484

Rolled 4, 11 = 15 (2d20)

>>3143484
Supporting, clever man

>>3143505
There was also the caveat of him not commanding US because he don't control us. Stop trying to be Marco's submissive trap gf (male)

>>3143440
Fuck it switching to >>3143484 AND >>3143432

there. I switched. For faith to be given to me... I must give it to others first.

Alright.

I will post lewds and get myself banned if one of you idiots actually comes up with a non retarded plan to help people.

It doesn't even have to win. It just has to be functional.

>>3143484
Supporting opening a portal and freezing or encasing Rasticore in glass

>>3143518
>I will post lewds and get myself banned
Or you can just
Not do that

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>>3143531
>How else will you know Im serious?

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>>3143518
>>3143402
> a non retarded plan to help people.

>Star gets the Shark
>Hek gets the Chainsaw and Gem
>Marco gets 2k of the Gold
>other 2k are donated to some Echo Creek charity for the homeless.
>Anon Keeps 6k, the dead and everything else.

>>3143518
>dont post lewds and get banned you can just leave for a short while if you really dont want to be here

>>3143543
we could suggest this if they start to argue

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>>3143543
See? Was that so hard?

>>3143551
So where's the part where you get banned?

>>3143554
Im waiting for it.

Also im not super familiar with 4chans rules.

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>>3143543
>>3143551
yay i feel included

>>3143543
actually doesn't seem half bad.

>Star gets the shark
>S: "I love him."
>She is hugging the sand shark
>S: "I'm keeping him."
Quest, you still offering that commission deal? I'd like to see how you create this perfect cinnamon roll.

>We should revenant the rest of the sharks.

>Theyll be easy to take care of and 50% more metal.

>>3143432
Also supporting this

>>3143576
Sick

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Rolled 4, 2 = 6 (2d10)

>>3143404
>>3143404

Since I was silly and roll 2d20s instead of d10s.

I shall count that as...

>6

or

>Second 6

>>3143506
>>3143506

Aw, sick lookit that.

>16

>>3143439
+2

>>3143444
Dayum, son. Nice tripperinos.

Let's tally the hall.

>My Dice rolls here decide the LOOT.

>>3143512
Haha
stoppit
Stop being funny and nice to read.

>>3143569
>>3143569
Yessir. That'd be $15 for the sketch, pal.

and all Patrons get a discount equal to their monthly contribution.


The votes...

>The fleeing Lizard
>>3143484
>>3143484
Winner is the Wand toss Bangerang.

>The Loot
>>3143543
>>3143543

The winner is to be calm...and to do.
Business.
Hey...all that practice at WORKING has amounted to something after all.


>The Resolve

>18 total
> +7 remaining WILL

>25

Good enough.

Mu: "Uah?"

>The Muton
>The Meat Monster
>Has been let go
>You open your eyes

https://youtu.be/O2yPnnDfqpw

>Take a breath
>There's a lot of screaming in your chest
>Yet
>There's control
>In you
>Around you

>The situation doesn't need to make you kick out
>Others wants aren't threats
>Hm
>No threats?

L: "No. None of them are. Not to you. Not anymore."

cont

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>>3143744

>Your mind moves
>In...an orderly-ish way

A: "You're right. Let's work it out. Right after this."

>The Muton has no idea what to do with itself
>Released from your control
>Not taken back over by it's former master
>It
>Is free
>and freedom is frightening
>Yet it's anger isn't there to be a shield

>Your anger
>Isn't in your way either
>You however
>Have a mind

A: "Star!"
S: "Yeah?"
A: "You need or want any of this?"
S: "I want the shark!"
A: "Yeah. Cool. Anybody else?"
M: "n-no I don't want the shark."

>You adjust
>Your tie

A: "One moment."

>Muscles HURLS your Wand After Rasticore
FROWMAMAMAMAMAM

>You eyeball it carefully

A: "Hit or miss, Bitch. Unless your Bones AC is like 30 I guess I'll never miss. Huh?"

>You turn back to Marco
>Poke him in the chest

A: "How much?"
M: "Money?"
A: "To never fucking do that to me again. I'm stressed. out. I'm over worked. I got KIDS now, man."
H: "WHAT!?"

A: "Four legged Kids."
H: "Oh...phwew."
A: "With drinkin' Habits."

>Hekapoo cradles her head in her face

A: "Hek. How about you take your cool trinkets and shit for bein' you. It's all you need anyways."

H: "I mean, yeah. That was my plan. Didn't you figure out that I wanted to see how well you and the other two young guns work together as a team in all this?"

A: "...no."
H: "Yeah, you failed."

>She pats your head
>The Burka raising reveals she is in a bikini under there

H: "But thanks to this you -almost- pass. Which is good enough. For now."


cont

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>>3143765
>>3143765

A: "Here's my offer. Star gets the Shark. You get some of the gold but I get the rest. The dead bodies and all the slaves to set free on Mewni."

H: "Just...let em go?"
A: "Well nah- I got like...a place."

>A secret place
>That you shouldn't

A: "It's lit."
H: "Cool."

>Her look says it isn't cool

M: "We should -bury- the dead, Anon. They deserve rest."
A: "The dead I raise become part of my power, bruh. It's AWESOME inside my wand."

>John's soul screams inside of your mind as he ripped asunder by your countless devoted servants over and over

A: "For like %98 a them niggas."
H: "That's actually pretty true. He's a good Necromancer."
M: "Good as in...morally?"
H: "Talented. He's Chaotic something but he's funny. So he gets away with more than usual."

A: "Tha~t's me."

>The free Muton
>Is not crushed by the Bus
>She puts it
>The Fuck
>Down

>Then sits
>Watches her sisters fighting in the sands

A: "I'm not...ok. Nor am I perfect."
>You grind your teeth
A: "I still HATE fucking surprises like this but...but I get it. Ok."

>You wipe your face clear

A: "I can be better...and we can work together. Do we have a deal?"

>You offer your human hand to Marco

A: "I'm sorry. Let's get along. Don't fuck with me."


NOW.

ROLL MUSCLES' STRENGTH!

>Just to see if it is a Crit.

ANON HAS LEARNED A NEW PERSONAL SKILL

>Don't Sperg
>Do
>Math

cont

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>3143774

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>3143774
DAB

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>>3143774
>>3143774

SPEAKING OF MATH!

>>3143414
2131

>>3143445
7554

>9,685 gold

Plus...

>232 in Fine Kitty Toys

>9917

Fuckit.

>Call it 10 k even.

>BIZINESS.

ROLL!

https://youtu.be/2fMsowmxKzA

S: "Hey, Anon!"
>Star yells from like forever away
A: "What!"

S: "It's ah...cool."
A: "What!?"
>You scream
S: "It's cool how you like...Admit your issues an stuff! Without crying! I like it! It's an improvement!"
A: "Still hate you but like..."

>She picked the Sand shark
A: "I get you! I do."
S: "Cool!"
A: "Cool."

>Cool.

>Well.
>That was a moment.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>3143774
Y E E T

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>3143774

STOP ROLLING