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You are Alabaster Soliloquy. This is how your life ended.

PREVIOUSLY:
-Chloe commandeered Alabaster's body, and used it to murder Whitney.
-She took Alabaster to the campus of Darkbloom Analytics, where Alyosha Kerimov lay in wait.
-Alyosha forced Nelson to take the power limiters off the Penelope transplant, then murdered him.
-Alex theorized that Alyosha and Chloe were racing each other to a common goal: upgrade Alabaster's implant, and use it to discern the location of the lighthouse.
-The harem staged a daring rescue attempt, led by Amber.
-They killed Alyosha and a number of his lieutenants, and tried to whisk Alabaster away.
-But things fell apart when Chloe ambushed them. Alabaster was recaptured, and multiple haremites died... Noelle, Mom, Charlotte...
-Chloe performed a horrifying procedure on Cerise that left her comatose again, and stabbed Renee to death.
-Alex enacted a counter-plan. He gave Tiresias to Rose so she could defend him from Chloe's men while he successfully performed a remote upgrade on Alabaster's implant.
-Alex blew up the server facility underneath the campus. It killed him instantly, along with Amber, Gal, and Vivian. But it gave Alabaster the ability to escape with Rose -- together, to Alaska.

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Season 2/3/4 Smut Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/u/CeriseSoliloquy (content not allowed on /qst/ will go here)
Season 1 Smut Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/rkSCNTEa

Season 1 Episode Index: https://pastebin.com/u/DirtyCeriseFaggot
Season 2 Episode Index: https://pastebin.com/iDiki7kt
Season 3 Episode Index: https://pastebin.com/FAC5emid
Season 4 Episode Index: https://pastebin.com/0LwgLaHB
Twitter: https://twitter.com/CeriseSoliloquy

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Episode 1 ("Five Petabytes per Second"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3757772

Episode 2 ("Galatea Trick"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3775200

Episode 3 ("2MI DA"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3787986

Episode 4 ("Fooly Chloe"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3818053

Episode 5 ("Jigglypuff"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3832845

Episode 6 ("Ghost in the Shell: Little Sister Complex"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3845974

Episode 7 ("Bubblegum Crisis"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3891623

Episode 8 ("Keki's Delivery Service"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3915096

Interlewd 7 ("Fuck x Sis"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3915096#p3927685

Episode 9 ("Neon Weeaboo Catachresis"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3938754

Episode 10 ("David Darkbloom is a Hero"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3957632

Episode 11 ("Cool Devices"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3972889

Episode 12 ("Comic Market"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3983792

Episode 13 ("Chloe Does Not Dream of Bunny Girl Senpai"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3993152

Episode 14 ("No Matter How I Look at It, It's Sand Reckoner's Fault the World is Ending!"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/4003099

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AND NOW, THE FINAL EPISODE OF FUCK QUEST:
"The Disappearance of Alabaster Soliloquy"
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>>4017335
First for the beginning of the end
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>>4017335
Screaming inside and out
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>>4017335
All of our choices have led to this moment, /fq/-tachi. Remember why we're here. Remember why we fight. Make good choices.
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A reminder.
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>>4017335
I returned to fuck quest for this moment
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>>4017335
I DON'T WANNA

I HATE IT

I HATE IT I DON'T WANNA
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I'm not ready
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Which one of you faggots went back in time
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>>4017352
Based anon proven right 5+ years later
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Kay holds Johann the penguin underneath Guy's nose. "Okay, girl. Do your magic." She follows as Guy trots through the rubble with her snout to the ground.

Master and pet wind their way across the ruins, stepping carefully over corpses; some weeks old, some only days old. Venturing this far into the hot zone without so much as a hazmat suit is certain to give them radiation sickness. Not to mention that it increases their chances of cancer by something like 10,000%, probably. Well, it can't be helped.

The thin layer of ash that coats every surface stretches in all directions, like lunar dust -- and Kay's boots leave impressions in it like an astronaut's.

Because Vivian slept nightly with Johann for so long, Johann smells like her. And because that implant was inside Johann for so long, that implant smells like Johann. If A equals B, and B equals C...

Guy yips and paws at a spot in the rubble. Kay kneels, pulling chunks of concrete and other debris away. Guy keeps pawing, too, despite her owner finding the appointed spot -- doing her best to help her master dig. It takes a little doing, but Kay has all the time in the world. She tugs out singed bits of ceiling tile, chunks of stucco, and scraps of furniture, tossing them over her shoulder like a sailor bailing water.

As she works, she uncovers the half-mummified body of Renee Carte. Poor woman.

And close by, amid the powdery wreck, she finally finds what she sneaked past military blockades authorized to use lethal force, and deep into the Exclusion Zone for.

She pulls it out, careful not to damage it any worse than it already may be. Guy turns in excited circles, yips and yaps at her, hopping up and down on hind legs. Proud.

"I know girl, I know, Jesus," Kay mutters.

Kay turns the grain over in her hand, examining it. It's intact. She smiles.

"Hello David," she says. "Fancy meeting you here."

She stands again. She puts the implant in her pocket. She closes her eyes, and sighs to herself, as Guy runs in lemniscates between her legs.

Serendipity can smile on this ruined world yet.

Time for a road trip to Alaska.

SEASON 4 OP: https://vimeo.com/354421891
SEASON 4 OP (Creditless): https://vimeo.com/354421989
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>>4017360
Kaybloom soon
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>>4017360
>Kay
Right from the fuckin' jump, eh?
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>>4017360
>nuclear war confirmed
Holy fuck.

>no confirmation of Cerise's body
Worry. Ah-CHOO.
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>>4017360
>As she works, she uncovers the half-mummified body of Renee Carte.

You just had to twist the knife one last time, huh
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Its time to set things right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozWA1A4bUYo
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You thought having the full power of Camelia would give you the key to finding the lighthouse.

You were wrong.

You thought you could get there in a few days' time, walk in and hit the reset button, and make it all go away.

You were wrong.

It's been more than four months since that day, and you're no closer to what you want. Rather, the world has deteriorated -- war, war, and more war. Meanwhile, trying to use your newfangled implant left you only sick, sick, and more sick. You wear an eyepatch, mostly permanently. Every time you bare your evil eye to the world for more than a few moments, you're zapped for days -- vomiting, fever, chills, aches and pains, delirium. And every time you use your evil eye, it alerts Chloe to your location too -- her goons are never far behind when you open it up.

You and Rose live like animals... stealing to get by, squatting in cabins in the remote wilderness, and wandering across the Alaskan bush like nomads.

Every once in a while when the trail seems to have gone completely cold, you hazard the risk of using your evil eye again -- trying, like hell, to glimpse that elusive, falsely prophesied Xanadu known as the lighthouse. It's always a goose chase: sending you north by northwest -- no, east by southeast, no, due north, no, to the sea, no, towards Yukon -- the data stream is jumbled, corrupted, and unnavigable. You're lost. And there's no help coming.
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>>4017360
>Renee
Goddammit OP you put her in jail, kidnapped her, killed her kid and made her suffer the stupidest death last thread but it just wasnt enough, was it?
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>>4017360
Well, this is good news! Let's not get used to it
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>>4017360
>Darkbloom's alive
Good
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>>4017383
>alive
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>>4017375
>You wear an eyepatch, mostly permanently
Time for punished Alabaster
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>>4017389
It doesnt feel like it after last week
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It's Whitney's birthday.

You and Rose are squatting in another cabin, this one so like all the others. Out-of-the-way, far from the nearest village, and abandoned for perhaps decades. You barely manage to get the furnace going with some lighter fluid and a few matches tossed on the damp blocks of half-rotted wood you scrounge from a corner.

Rose, knowing you're going to be in an especially downcast mood for the next couple days -- today Whitney, tomorrow Vivian... the Darkbloom sisters will be forever young -- volunteers to go into town and find some food. You trust her enough to send her. She has Tiresias, and she has her wits. She's done well enough before, on her own, and you're still recovering from the most recent attempt, last week, of using your evil eye.

She leaves under cover of dark. She takes until nearly dawn on the following day. Despite the trust, you were beginning to panic. And when she returns from town, she's empty-handed, carrying with her dire news:

"They're coming," she announces, and your gut does somersaults.

"How did they--"

"We have to go. Now."

You grope at your numb face with your numb right hand. "Did you lead them to us? Figures... I send you into town one time and this is what happens."

"This is YOUR fault," she counters. "Do NOT even think of blaming me. You got sloppy, Al--"

"Fine, fine. We'll talk about it later."

You send her to keep the car warm while you pack your meager belongings. When you're done, as you haul the duffel bags over your shoulder and brace yourself to make the short journey from the front door to the car, you consider the furnace again. You should go and put it out, that's the sensible thing. But you decide it would just be a waste of time. It's not your cabin and you'll never be back again anyway. Let it burn. Everything else is already burning too.

Out front, the headlights are the only illumination. The snow looks almost blue in their energy-efficient glow. You hurry for the passenger side, and Rose pulls a quick 180, beginning to turn even before you've fully shut the door.

Before she can go barreling down the snowed-over drive and back towards the pan-American highway, though, a figure steps into the conical beam of the hi-brites -- a figure you recognize -- hooting, jumping, waving both of her hands above her head like a castaway trying to flag down a distant ship.

Kay Vera, that sneaky bitch, somehow tracked you down. It was her who tailed Rose back from town, not Chloe's soldiers.

Maybe help has come after all.
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>>4017395
>It's Whitney's birthday
OP CEASE THIS
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>>4017395
>>4017399
We've finally come full circle. But we know trouble is coming soon after.
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>>4017395
I can't believe everything's going to be O Kay
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>>4017395
Having a harem with bloodhound noses paid off I guess. They can find the D after months.
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>>4017395
Emotional whiplash, the post.
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>>4017395
>Chloe has an army of goons and and can track down Alabaster whenever he uses his implant.

>Kay tracked him down with nothing but a gung ho attitude and a silly little dog.

Chloe confirmed for being a fucking chump.
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Kuso kneads at your shoes, stretching his back luxuriously at the same time -- basking in the fire's warmth. Guy peers at him suspiciously from inside the safety of Kay's purse. You never thought you'd see either animal again. Kay took them with her, figuring they couldn't survive on their own. As opposed to the bird -- she let Myrna fly free back in California. Somewhere in the ruin of bomb crater America, a parrot flies from town to town spreading the gospel of alt-right feminism and culturally sensitive misogyny.

As for Samantha -- she stokes the fire. She rode with Kay the whole way, and kept her company. In more ways than one.

"How did you find us?" Rose asks. "Did you use Sand Reckoner?"

"God no," Kay says. "I used the old fashioned methods. I knew roughly the way you two were headed when it all went to shit... north... which isn't a whole lot to go on, admittedly. But I managed. Brought a couple pictures of you along with me, retraced your route. Asked around with locals on my way, and scouted out until you gave yourselves up." She puts a hand on her waist. "The old fashioned methods still work. Sand Reckoner is overrated. You start relying on it too much, and you open yourself up to getting hoodwinked. A good investigator never gets hoodwinked. Not in the long run."

"Did anyone else make it out?" You ask. You ask it all at once, gathering all your courage to do so.

Kay sadly shakes her head. You close your eyes, bite your quivering lip, fight back the too-familiar grief.

You knew that answer, already... but you wanted to believe that what the implant showed you, before you put the eyepatch on to block its visions, was a lie. It was no lie. The eye knows all.

"At least as far as I know," she adds. "I got lucky. Maybe some of the others got lucky, too. I could tell you the names of those I know for sure didn't make it. But you intend to fix this mess anyway, right? I wouldn't want to bog you down right at the finish line."

"Do you remember a girl named Rose2?" You ask her.

"...What?" Kay says. "Of course I remember Rose. She's right there." She points at Rose. "Did your implant make you loopy or is this just stir fever talking?"

"No--" you say. "Not 'Rose as well.' Rose two." You hold up two fingers. "As in the numeral two."

"He remembers us knowing a girl who was also named Rose," Rose says. "We called her Rose2, to differentiate her... apparently I hated her guts."

"She was my little sister," you say.

Kay furrows her brow. "No. Sorry. I don't remember any Roses but the bitch you're married to. ...No offense."

"None taken," Rose says.

"Samantha?" You ask.

She shakes her head, frowning. "I'm sorry, master... no, I don't..."

You put your face in your palms, and rub your forehead up by the hairline, roughly, with the fingers of both hands.
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>>4017395
Like clockwork
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>>4017414
She's not a silly little dog, she's a VERY GOOD GIRL
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>>4017416
And now Alabaster remembers as well.
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>>4017416
RIP Cerise for sure then. Fuck
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>>4017360
Jesus christ
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>>4017416
So Camelia just gives us eidetic memory for EVERYTHING, not just trivia. Remembering red-headed Camelia hinted at it, this confirms it.
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>>4017416
He remembers!
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>>4017426
He remembered her before. She was mentioned in his Whitney flashback at the end of 13.
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>>4017426
I'm willing to bet he never forgot, he only thought he had.
>>4017416
The gang is (mostly) all here then. Who's next?
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>>4017435
It was on the fringes of his memory, but nothing came out for certain. Amber knew for sure 100%.
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"If she's another one we lost -- you can bring her back too, then," Kay tries.

"It's useless," you say bitterly. "We're never going to be able to find the lighthouse. Just mine alone can't do it -- we needed Penelope after all."

"Oh, you did, did you?" Kay says. "I thought so." She pulls a long, thin wire from her peacoat pocket, pinching it between thumb and forefinger. At the end of it dangles a grain. The light inside it is dead. The plastic casing is the dull gray of stormclouds ready to pop. "Weird that you left it behind, then," she tells you.

"Penelope..." Rose breathes. She looks up at Kay disbelievingly. "You got it back."

"It's turned off for the moment, as you can see. But there's a little switch on the power line, that should bring it back to life. Of course I'd get the hell out of Dodge as soon as you're done using it. Unfriendlies are bound to come knocking when they see it go active." Kay sets it down on the raw pine table in front of her. "Well, it belongs to you now. My part in this story is finished." She pets Guy in her purse. Kuso wanders off, miffed that the inferior animal is getting the love.

"It's no help to us, though," you say. "Even if we turn it on, how would we talk to it?"

"You could stare into it," Kay says. "That's worked before."

"No," you say. "Every time I use my eye, it makes me sick. And Chloe comes chasing after us. I'm not taking that risk if there's any other option -- we might not get another chance like this again."

"Risky option #2, then," Kay says. She takes the implant in hand and indicates the wire's pointy end by tapping it with her middle finger. "Jam it in."

"What?" You say.

"Shove this fucker into your tear duct so that it makes contact with the implant you've got. Penelope is a more advanced model than Camelia, so it should override it. Right? ...Maybe? ...Worth a try?"

"Oh, and turn me into a walking meatsuit for David Darkbloom, or whatever the fuck else lives inside that thing?"

"Let's do it," Rose says.

You exhale. "This is stupid. That's an even worse option than the first one."

"No..." Rose says. "This is exactly how it was supposed to work. It's what Alyosha wanted to do with you -- what Chloe wanted, too. Your implant is underpowered, but there's something special about it that Penelope hasn't got... put them together, and they help each other. Penelope gets the boost it needs, and Camelia doesn't mess your brain up trying to draw more power than it's capable of. We should try it."

"How?" You ask.

"Kay already said how," Rose says.
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>>4017441
B-but, what's Option #3?
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>>4017441
Ponos.

Vagoo.
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>>4017441
I hate how much sense it makes. And hate that I don't have a better plan.
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>>4017441
This late into the story and Ally's finally going to learn how to dual wield
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>>4017441
>"Jam it in."
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You brace yourself by gripping the edge of the table and drawing several deep breaths. Meanwhile, Rose holds your other hand, as Kay kneels before you and snakes Penelope's wire underneath your eyepatch. Samantha, squeamish, lies on the bed hiding her face in the pillows.

"Do it," you say.

"Count of three," Kay retorts.

"Just -- fucking do it -- fuck--" You jostle your restless knees, up and down.

Rose squeezes your hand more tightly. And this helps calm you. Just a little.

Kay counts. "One. Two. Th
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>>4017460
oh god oh fuck oh god
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>>4017460
NO FUCK WE'RE DEAD NO
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>>4017460
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>4017460
Surely this is fine.
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I'm afraid
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>>4017460
inb4 we unlocked a fun new character
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>>4017460
THE END
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You are David Darkbloom.

When you wake up again, you're in a small, frigid cabin with raw wood walls and a fireplace in the corner -- the only source of both light and warmth. Rose and Kay are here; Rose is sitting directly facing you, and she has a gun leveled at you. Kay stands off to the side, arms folded. There's also that... strange but undeniably alluring bunny woman... who sits Indian style on the bed, watching worriedly.

"Please tell me you have not put me inside Alabaster's body," you say -- by way of introducing yourself.

"You'll be out of it soon," Rose says.

"God, you're hard to evict from that implant, huh?" Kay says. "You pay rent on that thing, or what? Hi David."

"Did anyone survive?" You ask.

Their lack of an answer is all the answer you need.

But you cannot let there be an iota of ambiguity... not over this.

"Vivian?" You ask. "Whitney? Renee?"

"Gone," Rose says.

You close your eyes -- rather, Alabaster's eyes -- and hot tears escape the shuttered lids.

"It's time to fix things, David," Kay says. "The lighthouse. Where is it? Can you see its location?"

"Hand me a slip of paper, please." Kay gives you one from a notepad in her purse, and a pen to write. You in return give them the coordinates. This might be the one thing in either of your lives that you and Alabaster can work together to accomplish, without any quibbles or in-fighting: and the two of you work together perfectly. Your linked implants can see that lone island in arctic waters just fine. How did that old cartoon catchphrase go again? By your powers combined...
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Alabaster's probably about to gain access to all of Davids memories. He's gonna see that shit with the maggots.
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>>4017481
OH FUCK
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>>4017481
>You are David Darkbloom.
FUCKING KNEW IT
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>>4017481
I H A T E I T
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>>4017481
WELL FUCK
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>>4017481
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>>4017481
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA
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>>4017481
>Darkbloom is on the team
thank fucking god
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>>4017481
>How did that old cartoon catchphrase go again? By your powers combined...
God damnit, David.
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>>4017481
>There's also that... strange but undeniably alluring bunny woman...
Ah, so this is the 11th hour pairing I never knew I wanted. Though I suppose we knew he liked bunnies, so it's not really a surprise
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"It depends on you now," you tell them. "I cannot say I trust in Alabaster, but I do trust in you -- Rose. I always admired you--"

"Do not," she says sternly. Then, uncrossing and recrossing her legs, scowling, she asks: "Did you murder Alabaster's parents?"

You rotate your jaw, and sigh. "Is this what you want to spend time on?"

"Answer me." She wags the gun at you.

"You would never shoot Alabaster. Especially not in your current state. In any case, I am prepared already for death. There is nothing left for me in this world."

"I can make you hurt," Rose says. "I know all of Alabaster's weak spots. Answer my question, David, you monster."

You run your tongue around the inside of your lips and teeth. Finally, you say: "Yes."

"Why?" Kay says.

It is time to say the truth -- the whole truth, and nothing but -- the truth that only you have kept for so long.

"The installation of Amber's implant went wrong, as you know. What you don't know is that she had awful side effects -- for months after. Seizures, narcolepsy, fugue states, violent outbursts and psychotic episodes... and more. Her parents were going to sue me, and go public with what I had done. I had them assassinated. Amber became an orphan. In secret I performed a second operation on her, in an attempt to disable the implant inside her. It didn't work. I thought it had. But years later, when Amber was a teenager, her implant turned itself back on. She regained her memories of what happened, at least enough to know that I had done these awful things to her. Her implant became symbiotically linked to mine -- and she learned, from my own brain, that there were two others who were her kin. Anna Healy, and Alabaster Soliloquy. She was going to go to them, and reveal the truth, and urge their families to go public. Their parents were the only ones who could confirm the story -- so I had them murdered, too. I hoped, then, that Amber would appear as a desperate schizophrenic to Alabaster and Anna, if she came to them telling her story. And she did. But she was able to convince Anna; and eventually also Alabaster."

"This is all because of you," Rose says. "Every bit of this suffering is on you. Your daughters are dead because of you. The world is dead because of you."

"I know," you say.

She stands. "Alabaster is going to fix it."

"He won't be able to manage it," you tell her. "Help him. He will need it."

Rose reaches for the implant and
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>>4017509
and.....
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>>4017509
And there it is.
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>>4017509
The truth finally comes out.
But there are still so many questions even he doesn't have the answer to.
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>>4017506
Whitney got the double dose of bunny lust. It's only natural.
>>4017509
>oh David.
The first part was obvious. Everything after the second operation, not so much.
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>>4017513
And... he turns off. That's what happens.
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>>4017509
#DavidDarkBloomWasOkMostly
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>>4017509
Oh. Also.

>You would never shoot Alabaster. Especially not in your current state.

Rose 100% confirmed pregnant.
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>>4017509
>I know
oof. As funny as the man who was going to make anime real was, Darkbloom's a much more compelling antagonist in this timeline.
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>>4017509
The man who thought he could play God finally admits his hubris, then exits the world in a pitiful manner.

I'd say the fucker deserves it, but he redeemed himself at times. ASSHOLE (mostly) is perfect for him.
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"Do you know the way?" Kay asks.

"I have absolutely no idea," you admit. "Rose?"

She shakes her head.

Kay goes to the bookshelf on the wall and searches. Finally finding what she wants, she pulls it out -- an atlas of the US. She leafs through it until she finds Alaska. She traces a route overland from your current location, and puts a little dab of ink at the spot in the sea corresponding to those coordinates. It's past the dateline, in Russian waters. "It'll take a few days to the sea if you don't stop to rest. Then you'll need a boat -- of course."

"Hold on," Rose says. "You're coming too, right?"

Kay shakes her head.

"But--"

"She's sick," you say.

"I don't underst--"

Kay takes her knit cap off to show her. Her hair is falling out in clumps. "You heard about the suitcase nukes, right? Palo's a hot zone. Rad readings through the roof. I've been puking my guts out the past few days... literally... I'd be nothing but a hindrance if I tried to tag along."

Rose closes her eyes and tilts her head, wincing in sadness.

"It's not fatal," Kay says. "I think. Just... very, very, very severe... tack on a couple more verys, there. Think I'll stay in this cabin if you don't mind."

"It's not ours to begin with," you tell her.

"There's nothing here," Rose tells her. "Not even food or water. And people will be coming to take Penelope soon--"

"I've got my gun," she says.

Rose exhales hard.

"And what about you?" Rose asks Samantha.

"I'm too stupid," Samantha says. "I can't help!"

"You helped, back then -- you can help again," Rose says. "You're not stupid, Sam."

"I want to stay with master Kay... she needs company... and I need somewhere warm... I believe in you, masters! Do your best for me okay! Bring them back!"

Rose nods.

"Thank you, Kay -- for everything," you tell her.

"No problemo."

"You too, Samantha."

"Yes!"

You kiss them tenderly. So does Rose. For one last time, the four of you enjoy each other's bodies -- but sometimes it's better to spare the lurid details.
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>>4017528
Godspeed, you crazy lesbians.
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>>4017528
You did good, Kay. You did good. ;_;7
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>>4017528
Man, Samantha still being around makes this *weird*.
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>>4017528
>Kay
>Guy too probably
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>>4017528
Shine on you Kayzy diamond ;_;
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"What will you do with Penelope?" Kay asks from the bed, lying there naked, as Samantha strokes her softly beneath the covers.

"We should take it with us, right?" Rose asks. "Just in case."

You shake your head. "I would, but this could be my only chance."

"For what?" Rose says.

"I made Whitney a promise. That we'd keep David around only until we were sure he didn't have anything left to offer us. And that when I was sure, I'd give this implant a nice hard stomp for her. There's always a just-in-case -- but for now -- I'm as sure as I'll ever be."

You put the implant on the ground, and, using your bootheel -- you give it a nice hard stomp.

The silicon dust on the floor at the end of the wire glitters in the glow of the firelight. All that's left of David Darkbloom is rust and stardust.

You and Rose tell Kay and Samantha goodbye, and leave the cabin.
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>>4017528
Dog bless, Kay
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>>4017528
>fucking a lady dying from cancer
I don't mind if you never ever drop that pastebin.
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>>4017552
>Destroying Penelope
KEEPING PROMISES
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>>4017552
Alabaster finally joins Camelia and Kaa-san in the 'people who killed David Darkbloom' club

;_;7
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>>4017552
I can't tell if that constitutes a noble death or not. I hope it's a death Darkbloom would be happy with, at least.
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So I made the mistake of listening to R.E.M. before last episode and now I can't get them out of my head. This song is perfect for what I was feeling throughout the week in regards to this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7aHDm5dxhs
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>>4017552
>>4017564
He did the very last thing he could to fix his fuck-ups. It's the best one can hope for.
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>>4017567
>timestamp
I haaaaaate it.
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I'm watching chernobyl during the breaks to lift my mood, how about you guys?
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>>4017570
Holy shit, I didn't catch that until now.

That makes it even better.
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It's a long, cold drive to Unalaska, fraught with difficulty, and you know that Chloe is in pursuit. One thing you don't have to worry about, though, is car trouble; it gets you across the state with hardly an issue.

You park near some docks at the edge of the sea. As you step out onto the gravelly lot, you realize that you will never drive this car again -- this or any other.

You stop in place, turn.

"It was such a dependable vehicle," you say. You put your hands in your pockets and shrug your shoulders to draw the fabric of your parka up. "I can't believe I'm saying this, but... I'm actually gonna miss my Volt."

"Yeah," Rose agrees, "my Volt was a really nice car."

You and her stand there together, shoulder to shoulder, peering at it.

"For the money I paid for it," you say, "I got a ton of use out of my Volt. Never steered me wrong."

"You're right," Rose says, "you paid so little for the use of my Volt, and it's really done wonders for us."

"I've been behind the wheel of so many supercars since we got rich, but somehow... somehow my Volt is still my favorite."

"Sentimental value," Rose says. "I totally get it. I really love my Volt, too."

You let her have the last word.
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>>4017564
Since killing Mara, and since knowing his daughters and lover are dead, and that only Alabaster has any hope of saving them, I can only imagine how much he wanted do die right then.
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>>4017552
David's dead... again. Wonder if he'll come back... again
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>>4017573
>you let her have the last word
Whipped.
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>>4017573
At least we avoided being stuck in a burning tavern. We managed to change the future after all.

And yet the more things change, the more things stay the same.

>>4017571
Probably gonna be some Stardew. Also catching a lot of new anime from the current airing season. A lot of potentially good shit airing.
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>>4017573
Ah, their banter has gotten so much classier since going on the lam. It's a nice change of tone!
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>>4017573
Heeh..
>>4017571
Smoking, drinking hard, writing harder; waiting for the end.
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>>4017573
kek
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They try to intercept you at a local tavern by the docks. You had hoped to have the time to nourish yourselves, and gather some last supplies before venturing forth into the Arctic Ocean. Chloe's goons have got other ideas, clearly. Her zombified followers try to force you from the building with gunfire, and when this fails, they try to smoke you out with molotovs tossed through the first-story windows. You and Rose, in a dilapidated danceroom on the second story, scramble for a plan B... or maybe more like a Plan Z, considering how many of your previous plans have already fallen through.

"This isn't the end," Rose tells you.

"Aren't you chipper today..." You heft the pistol in your hand and consider the gathering mob below. It's about 50 to 2.

"It's not the end," Rose repeats. She sounds desperate to convince herself, more than anything.

"No," you agree, to reassure her, "it isn't."

She slowly approaches the window. Glancing back over her shoulder, she delivers her last instructions: "No matter what happens... we stick together."

"Together."

"Don't leave me."

"I won't."

"I love you, Alabaster."

"I -- I love you too, Rose."

You join your wife at the window and begin, again, to fight.
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>>You let her have the last word.
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>>4017582
>>4017590
heh
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>>4017582
>>4017590
YOU JINXED IT
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>>4017590
welp fuck me in the ass and call me alabasterina, TENDERNESS
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>>4017590
You're doing me a concern, Rosie!
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>>4017590
>You and Rose, in a dilapidated danceroom on the second story, scramble for a plan B
Double heh.
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>>4017571
Preparing to dump some stuff for when we're gonna be waiting on a choice
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>>4017582
Do Eizouken if you haven't already, it has soul
>>4017590
No burning tavern he said
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You pick off hardly more than a couple before the heat racing up from below grows too intense to stay put. You'll burn if you try to sit tight. And under siege with limited ammo, your odds are awful anyway. Time, then, for the lateral pass attempt. You race back downstairs, holding Rose by the hand. This close to her, you aren't invisible to Chloe's men, but you aren't 100% opaque either. You don't know how it works, exactly, but they have trouble whenever Rose bequeaths a little of that Tiresias magic on you. It's far from perfect, and it also demasks her to the same degree that it conceals you. In a pinch, however, like now... it can buy you the breathing room you need to escape by the skin of your teeth.

On the first floor, Rose one-handedly blows a Chinese merc away who leaps up from behind the bartop to your left; you, at the same moment, nail one who turns on you from around a beam to your right. You and Rose, in the past months, have become a well-honed killing machine -- there's been more than enough practice -- and you can cover each other without needing to communicate verbal instructions.

You dodge a section of the wall that collapses on itself, amid swirling embers and awful clattering, and dash past the booth you sat in with Rose only moments ago, where her half-finished milkshake still sits, well past melted by now. Rose uses the butt of her gun to shatter a window, and together you scurry through. The window leads to the tavern's back, a short gravel-strewn parcel ending at a sheer embankment some ten or fifteen feet above the gray surface of the water. Men are here, too, lying in wait, but you slink to the cover of one of their Humvees as only a few of the most astutely observant ones give return fire. From under the chassis of the hulking vehicle, the two of you shoot some of the nearest soldiers in the Achilles. They fall, screeching. This draws the others to that location; and you use it as a distraction, to crawl free on the opposite side, then to run, for the docks a hundred yards away; over the corroded chain-link fencing, to the nearest boat you can find. You dump your duffel in, then hop aboard, and Rose undocks, and the two of you begin to row, chasing the setting sun across the overcast sky towards the international dateline.
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>>4017612
There's no plot armor left, lads. It's anybody's game now.
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>he pre-wrote the first hour
The absolute madlad.
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Let's all do our best today, anons
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>>4017616
something something "railroading"
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>>4017621
Making good choices!
>>4017622
I figured it would come to this. I'd rather be railroaded to get to the decisions we're anticipating than have everyone sit on their hands for three or four hours.
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You have nothing with you but guns and a rinky-dink GPS unit that runs out of battery by the second day on the open ocean.

No food; no water; no provisions at all but the clothes on your backs, poor shield indeed from the arctic winter. Rose knows a little about sailing, but this boat hasn't got a sail, and she's no rower. Neither are you.

You try a few times to catch some fish, an exercise that ends pathetically, leaving both of you wet, cold, mad and more hungry than you started. On day three, you force Rose to drink your urine to help her subsist; probably the least fun either of you have ever had doing that. The days are short, and hard; the nights long, and harder. You huddle for warmth, unable to sleep in waves just gentle enough to rollick you, and not powerful enough to carry you far. Your strength begins to leave, and you know, despite the insane risk it involves, that you will die unless you use your evil eye to render aid.

You bare your eye again, once more. It sets you on a northward trajectory, one you dutifully, despite the enervation, follow; but can you trust it? It makes you sick just as it always has, and you suspect it's leading you in the wrong direction. But what choice is left? The two of you row, silently, at a slug's pace, towards the nothingness on the indistinct horizon.

You get no closer. Hours stretch again to days with only the senseless squaws of seabirds to keep you company, and by your fifth sunset adrift, you lack the strength to row at all; you both do. Fear becomes anger becomes grief becomes a soul-rending hopelessness. At the bottom of your despair you desperately consider using the butterfly knife in your duffel to lop off the most strictly unnecessary parts of yourself, and feed them to Rose, but you know she would refuse. She will starve with you. Time crawls unceasingly. You pass into a daze, and spend the bulk of what's left to you in a dreary, shivering, half-consciousness -- hypothermic and hardly aware of the world around you. You think about what a lonesome death this will be, out here in the literal middle of nowhere, stuck in a doldrums where your corpses will bob and ebb for maybe months before at last becoming beached on a deserted arctic inlet where the gulls will pick away at what remains; or maybe the boat will become sunk, and your bones will scuttle across the floor of the silent sea. You cannot muster even bitterness at this vision, or at the injustice of having come so close just to fail. At least Rose's head is nuzzled against your chest right now, at least you have her and can hold her in your final hours. Her golden hair is so soft against your cheek... there are, in the final analysis, worse ways to slip into oblivion... Whitney, Cerise, Mom, Amber... I'm coming... I'm coming soon, you think. I'm sorry it happened like this...
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>>4017631
Now is not the time OP
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>>4017631
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>>4017631
: ^ (
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>>4017631
Ah, I see, our gymbunny Noelle was the real path to the lighthouse all along.
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When you wake, you half believe you're dreaming it, but no. A foghorn rouses the two of you, and through the mist appears a gunmetal gray prow with faded red trim. It's no surprise, and you can't even be upset. You knew that using your evil eye would entail this as well. Chloe has found you. This time, there is nowhere to run.

It's a container ship, the metal boxes stacked above deck like toy blocks in their muted rainbow of colors, bearing Mandarin in white block lettering across the corrugated sides.

They descend like demons from a hell above: Chloe on a lifeboat lashed to pulleys, surrounded by her slaves. The men shout in nasally Chinese; Chloe is placid. Smiling. It's the first time you have laid eyes on her since the day she killed every person you ever loved. Weakly, Rose reaches for the duffel -- it's a death sentence, but she's dead anyway -- and why not take Chloe on the way out the door. To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee...

She tries to grip her shotgun, but Chloe barks a certain order, and the men scoop Rose well in hand, whisking her into the boat with them.

"Ala...baster..." Rose rasps.

You reach for your eyepatch, hoping somehow the power of your eye can overcome an impossible disadvantage. Another barked order, then, from Chloe; and you feel the hard rap of a rifle's butt against your neck's nape before you can uncover your trump card. You pass out.
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>>4017649
But of course
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>>4017649
Yeah. I had a feeling.
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>>4017649
CHOO CHOO

I kid but for real I'm getting real sick of how hyper competent this bitch is
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>>4017659
It's not competence, she just has infinitely more resources than we do. She has the technology to listen for every signal of us, and the money and troops to chase us to the ends of the earth. We have a rowboat full of guns and piss
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>>4017668
Well, there's an element of competence to it too. She wouldn't have succeeded in her seduction otherwise.
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It's warm. In any other circumstance, this cot, underneath these fluorescents, would be the worst conceivable way to sleep the night away. But in your state, you may as well have spent a week at the Ritz-Carlton. You could roll over and pass right back out for another couple days.

Instead, you sit up, and shrug the rough woolen blanket off your body.

This room is drab and small, with only the cot along the blue-and-yellow wall, a small fridge and stovetop along the other, and a hard little table outfitted with a couple folding chairs, near the door. Chloe is seated at it; one of her men, holding an automatic rifle, stands by. You can feel only distantly the waves far below; you're somewhere in the cargo ship.

Chloe is reading, a Chinese translation of Kundera, but she sets her book down when she notices you stirring, and grins.

"I thought the smell might wake you," she says. "Hello again."

She stands and goes to the stove, where she scoops some food from a nonstick skillet onto a plate. Scrambled eggs, with bacon; and from the toaster, a few fresh slices, which she lathers with margarine under the stovetop's hood light.

"Where's Rose?" You demand.

Chloe turns and sets the plate down on the table. Beside it she sets a glass of orange juice. "Please come and eat with me."

"Where's Rose?" You repeat. You approach, and Chloe's guard takes a step forward. But she stays him.

"She is alive and unharmed. See for yourself." Chloe takes a remote control from the table. She clicks on a flatscreen mounted to the junction of wall and ceiling. You watch the grayscale CCTV footage: Rose, pacing around the perimeter of another room quite similar to yours, all by herself, agitated.

"Will you sit, please?" Chloe asks.
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>>4017673
If the world's gone to shit, how is Chloe paying for all this?
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>>4017673
>Kundera
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
I'm ready for the monologue now.
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>>4017673
Time for this again, huh?
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Chloe looks the same as how you left her. Bleach blonde tips, skin tanned so darkly that she looks Filipino, clothes just this side of too revealing. She made Amber's heart doodle permanent, it seems; but the tattoo now surrounds a ghastly looking scar that striates the tender skin of her groin.

"I missed you," she says. When you do not reply, she adds: "Go on now. Eat. Save your strength."

You eye the man guarding her, considering options.

Chloe says: "I have read, Ally, that American prisoners condemned to die are allowed to choose a final meal."

"Is that a threat?" You sputter. Your voice is still hoarse. You remember them giving you a saline drip in the hours after they took you aboard, but your throat is still beyond parched. "Anyway, you didn't even let me choose this shit. I wouldn't pick bacon and eggs for my last meal."

"You are quite right that you did not request this meal," Chloe says. "Because you are not a prisoner, and you are not condemned to die." She nods at her own plate. You look down to find a half-eaten hamburger and some thick, golden-brown french fries atop it.

"I chose this meal," she tells you.

An awkward silence passes. Finally, Chloe begins again to eat; taking the huge burger in both her tiny hands, and biting into it.

If you're not a prisoner, that means you should be able to leave. You stand, but your legs are wobbly, and you instantly fall back to your butt again. Despite the humiliation of it, you'd better accept the hospitality. You begin to wolf down your breakfast. You've never tasted a glass of orange juice as sweet as the one you put to your lips now and down in two deep guzzles. She refills your glass six times before you've had enough.
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>>4017679
The world is at war, but it's not like we're in the middle of an apocalypse here. And even if we were, she has personal control of thousands of troops who literally cannot be made to take orders from anyone but her (presumably)
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>>4017555
She's only suffering from Acute Radiation Syndrome, she'll get better, but she might have issues a few decades down the line
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>>4017679
It helps when you're winning the war.
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>>4017687
We better make fun of her barren womb
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>>4017571
Chernobyl is great, although I certainly wouldn't classify it as mood-lifting.
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>>4017700
It's all relative, anon.
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"Nice tattoo," you tell her bitterly.

"Yes, I agree," she says, not detecting the sarcasm. She plays her fingertips across it.

"Shame about your uterus," you say with a cruel smile.

"No shame at all," Chloe replies, unfazed. "I can no longer bear children. That means you can ejaculate inside of me with no fear of responsibility."

You grimace. "I will never, ever, ever -- fuck you again."

For the first time, Chloe looks hurt. You wipe your mouth with a napkin and toss it onto your empty plate. "What now?" You ask her. "You're the one with the guns."

"I will not keep you against your will, Ally," she says. "You can leave at any time."

You're already at the threshold when she adds:

"You would be making a terrible mistake."

You wheel on her. You point at her menacingly. "I'm done with you, you stupid cunt. If I can leave -- I'm leaving. And be thankful I don't kill you. The only reason I don't is because you're hiding behind zombie thugs like this poor fucker." You point at the tall, stoic, kitted-out bodyguard beside you.
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>>4017711
Alphabaster is leaving the building.
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>>4017712
Sure, but where are we gonna go? We're on a boat presumably in the middle of the damn ocean.
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>>4017713
We've had a meal. We can row.
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Chloe follows you from the little room, out onto the deck, where a blustery wind batters you. The howl of it against the shipping containers is otherworldly. The foamy wake below dizzies you when you peer over the railing. More of Chloe's men stand at the ready, like toy soldiers, unmoving even in the strongest gusts, all along the deck.

"I am being quite honest," Chloe says. She has to shout to be heard over the gale. "I missed you terribly. I am so, so sorry, Alabaster, that it came to this. I have had so long to think about it now. I was jealous, you know, of the women who held your heart. I thought they were frittering away a precious commodity. That your love was quite limited. But it isn't, is it? You pretend to be the most coldhearted man in the world, because in reality you love more freely than almost anyone. It is all an act, your coldness, to cope with the coldness of this world. In reality, you give your heart to people, without a thought. You gave it even to me... and because I did not deserve it I ripped it from your chest. Can you forgive me?"

"Never," you tell her.

She cries pitifully, her small chest heaving. Sniffling, she resorts to begging. "Please don't go... please, please don't go..."

In the end, she's just a scared little girl with balled up fists, crying on the wet deck of this cargo ship, looking even tinier than she already is when set against the backdrop of the towering steel container boxes. And you hate her with such an unending viciousness that it almost makes you vomit. The way you hated David Darkbloom was puppy love compared to what you feel for Qiangxiang Xi.

Near you is a white railed staircase, that snakes upward towards the bridge, with some portals at each landing. You suppose that Rose is in one of those rooms, and so you turn, and begin to walk up.

"I have your sister too," Chloe blurts out.

You stop on the fourth step, turn, and peer at her over the banister.

"Would you like to see her?" Chloe asks.
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>>4017711
Why didn't we just kill her?
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>>4017713
To see the tradwife, obvs.
Although that's probably how Chloe intends to keep Alabaster here.
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>>4017716
WHY IS SHE NOT FUCKING DEAD
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>"I have your sister too," Chloe blurts out.
HERE WE FUCKING GO
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>>4017716
WELP
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>>4017716
I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it
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>>4017716
>She killed Whitney because she was jelly
>Cerise somehow not dead even though Alabaster looked with SR
Fucking fuck this dirty bitch
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She takes you to a room where Cerise lies propped-up on a bed, mute, and catatonic. She's connected to an IV and wears nothing at all. She looks physically fine, but she's gone -- she's as vacant as she was in the worst of her coma last year, and you know there won't be any rousing her from this one.

"They were able to retrieve her from the rubble, before the nuclear attacks," Chloe says. "I've been keeping her -- safe and sound, waiting for you... I never wanted anyone to die, Ally, my love."

You look away, unable to bear the sight of your older sister like this. "She's already dead," you tell Chloe.

"She will live again," Chloe says. "Her and everyone else. I know that in my heart. We will all live again... in paradise, together."

You shake your head. How can you reason with a girl as insane as her? How could you get across to her that it would have been a higher mercy to kill Cerise when they found her, and never mention it, rather than subject both of you to a torment like this?

"It is Cerise, who helps me track you," Chloe says. "She can see you whenever you open your third eye. And she whispers in my ear where you go. She wants you here with her."

But Cerise is non-responsive, and does not so much as flinch when you snap your fingers in front of her wide-open eyes.

"I have to go," you say -- to her, not to Chloe. "I'll see you soon... whole, and sound. I love you. I'm so sorry."

Chloe shouts as she follows you out: "Ally--!"
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Anyone else /season1episode1/ here?
It's been a wild ride but I'm glad to see that this is getting an actual ending. Whatever the outcome, fantastic work OP. The amount of work that's gone into this writing project is staggering.
Cheers /fq/. I'm already drunk as fuck so I won't be joining you all on the final episode live but it's been quite a ride. Rose has always been the best girl.
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>>4017730
>"Ally--!"

Who the fuck gave you permission to use that nickname?
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Out again on the deck, Chloe's desperation is palpable. "I know you know where the lighthouse is!" She shouts. "You turned Penelope on again, and then destroyed it -- I found the remnants of it in the cabin you shared with your wife."

You feel a shock of fear in your stomach. If she was at that cabin...

Chloe must see this fear shadow your face, because she tells you: "Kay is fine, and so is that rabbit-girl Samantha. I did not hurt them. In fact, I came to a tender reconciliation with them... as much as they would allow... they hate me so awfully, but I passed on my regrets, which they took for what they were worth, and then I left."

"Why should I believe you?"

"Because... the time I spent in the Nail House, was the best time of my entire life... and I want only to set things back to how they were. You did find that promised place, did you not? ... You would not do this, you would not have come so far out into the sea, if you did not find what you were seeking! We are so close! I can feel it!"

"I did find it," you tell her.

"But look at you. You nearly died trying to get there... I cannot bear this... I want to help you, Ally! I want to go there with you!"

She takes out her dagger.

You wince, just seeing it -- but rather than do anything violent, she only hands it to you. She curls your fingers around it.

This is the dagger that killed Whitney, and Renee, and lord only knows who all else.

"I leave the choice to you, because it belongs to you. But you will not get there without me. I know you won't. You will condemn us both to this purgatory if you refuse me. You have the knowledge, but I have the means. You need me -- just as much as I need you -- and in time, I know, you will love me as much as I love you. Make the right choice, Ally."

[ ] Accept her help.
[ ] Kill her.
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>>4017732
Your opinion will change.
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>>4017736
I cannot tell which way this ruse is going. Please wait while I ruminate
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>>4017730
... jesus fuck.

>>4017732
Here since the beginning, here for the very end.

Here's one for all of you fuckers out there.
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>>4017736
I've known for a week it was coming to this, and I still don't know what to do
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>>4017736
>[x] Kill her.
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>>4017736
[x] Accept her help
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>>4017736
How do we bottle her up and drag her with us?
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>>4017745
>[x]Accept her help
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>>4017736
I knew this was coming.

Fuck this bitch through and through. I hate her and I want her to rot in a shallow grave. Later.

[x] Accept her help.
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>>4017736
dammit dammit DAMMIT DAMMIT

[X] Accept her help.
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>>4017732
I was shocked to find out OP actually came back. The Twitter account I made just to follow him got locked up, so I missed all but the last episode of season 2.
>>4017736
[x]accept her help
killing her now is suicide.
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>>4017736
>[x] Accept her help.
We'll kill her in the rewrite.
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>>4017736
I want to kill her so fucking bad.

So FUCKING BAD.

How the fuck does she always put herself in a position where she's always right?

>[x] Accept her help.
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>>4017736
>[x] Accept her help.
Lighthouse now. Revenge later.
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>>4017736
>[X] Accept her help.
I think there's some truth in her words, that there's something still hidden in Chloe.
BUT I'm one of the guys who trusted David didn't kill out parents... so maybe I'm just stupid.
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>>4017732
I only made it in time for the last few threads of season 4, but I was there at the genesis. Crazy to think of how different things were.
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>>4017729
Hey man, she's a communist. Owning the means of production is everything.
>>4017732
Ye. I was far too excited to see Mom's fat ass on the front page of /qst/ ten months ago and realize it was back. it's been a ride ever since.

>>4017736
>[ ] Accept her help.
What a bitter fucking pill.
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>>4017736
[X] Accept her help.
what could she even do? If she could use whatever is awaiting at the lighthouse to achieve omnipotence, then were more likely than not good off too as we then are no more a threat to chinese world dominion. if not, then its all in our hands.
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>>4017736
>[X] Accept her help.
Hang on to the dagger for safe keeping
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>>4017736
Really strange though. She could've just gone for the mind control route. Or was that disabled ever since DA blew up?

>[ ] Accept her help.
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>>4017736
I do not want this girl within 8,000 miles of us, however I also do not want to die in the middle of the ocean. So, I guess it comes down to
>[X] Accept her help.
But if possible keep a gun trained on her 24/7
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>>4017736
You guys are such fucking suckers. She's not gonna allow herself to die, one of the goons will stop us.

Don't be such weak shits.

>Kill her
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>>4017732
Episode 1. I was there in the trenches fighting in the great whitney/cerise war. But that was a long time ago.

>>4017755
Randomly found season 2 while remembering FQ completly out of the blue one day and looked up dirtycerisefags paste bin and saw season 2 episode 1 in it. And then right back on the train, but I haven't been active in many threads because of work.
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>>4017732
Been here since day 1, haven't missed a single thread. Renee best girl now and forever.
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>>4017736
>[x]Accept her help
But tell her to stop fucking using that nickname. She killed everyone who had that right.
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>>4017767
She couldn't control Alabaster once he got loaded up with the total package.
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>>4017767
They aren't peers anymore, Camelia is a fully loaded platform and answers to nobody.
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>>4017736
>[ ] Kill her.
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>>4017769
How is this any less true in this moment than in a future moment?
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>>4017732
I can remember our mustard stained jeans, even now.
My shins hurt.

;_;
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>inb4 she has Super Saiyain God Super Saiyan implant and only needs the lighthouse's location
I will spread the ash that was OP Studios to the four winds.
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>>4017736
>[ ] Accept her help.
We do have intersecting goals
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>>4017732
I've been here since season three, after a friend of mine mentioned FQ and I decided to check it out. I didn't expect anything out of it, but I got hooked pretty quickly and binged the first two seasons in a few days.

I've followed the quest live every since.

Whatever happens, thanks OP, you absolute madman. This has been a hell of a ride.

Renee is best girl, by the way
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>[x]Accept her help

You nod. And then you tell her the coordinates.

Exultant, she buries her face against your chest, and clutches your parka with her little fists. She inhales your scent, deeply, and sways in place -- like you're just a couple of lovers and she just received your confession.

Grunting, you shove her back -- and then you cut her across her tattoo, opening up the scar again. It isn't deep -- but it doesn't need to be. She bleeds profusely. She gasps and shivers as she clutches at it. She looks back and forth from your face, to her newly reopened flesh wound, and the dripping dagger in your hand.

You toss the dagger overboard. It sinks below the surface, never to be seen again.

"Get away from me," you tell her. "I don't want to see you for the rest of this trip. And never call me Ally again."

"I'm... sorry... Alabaster..." she stutters, tears rolling freely down her cheeks.

"I'm going back to be with my wife," you tell her. "Where is she?"

Chloe, with a bloody and tremor-wracked hand, points to the third landing of bridge. You turn and go, leaving her standing there bleeding on the deck of the ship.
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>>4017798
I can't wait to do worse.
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>>4017798
>You toss the dagger overboard. It sinks below the surface, never to be seen again.
C'mon, Ally, that's not very genre savvy of you!
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>>4017798
Acceptable. But there's going to be a snag. She's the only antagonist left on the board.
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>>4017798
Punished Alabaster is a smooth operator.

Just for fun:
>Chloe is reading, a Chinese translation of Kundera, but she sets her book down when she notices you stirring, and grins.
S3E1
>"Yes, I have time. I was merely contemplating the Nietzschean concept of the eternal recurrence. I've been reading--"
Could Vivian and Chloe have been in the same book club?
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>>4017805
You're forgetting about Blue Camelia.
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>>4017798
>still feel bad for her even after everything she's done
Stupid caveman brain
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>>4017798
>accepting her help

anons why
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>>4017807
She was always compared to Vivian when we first met her. A Vivian Alter, if you really think about it. Except her obsession ran far deeper in far more dangerously.
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>>4017810
She was just a deepfake of regular Camelia though?
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>>4017798

>"I'm... sorry... Alabaster..." she stutters, tears rolling freely down her cheeks.

I refuse to believe for a moment these tears are genuine. She is a murderer who kills for no other reason because she believes it to be expedient to do so.
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Rose practically leaps on you when you enter, clutching you as tightly as she ever has, kissing you.

"Let's go!" She hisses. "Did you find a gun? Where is she? How many people does she have? Were you followed? Come on!"

You gently nudge her back, sit with her on her cot, and explain the situation.

She's distraught, even worse than you -- but she understands that circumstances are desperate.

"Cerise is here?" She says softly, when you're through.

You nod.

"Can I--"

"You don't want to," you tell her.

"I have to."

You bring her there. Rose cries bitterly, kneeling at Cerise's bedside, and tries to rouse her awake. It's no use.

Finally after many long minutes, you tell her that it's time for her to say goodbye.

She tells Cerise that she's sorry for all the trouble she ever put her through; says she always loved her deep down. And then she goes.

And then pillow in hand you end your sister's suffering.
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>>4017818
We'll make her unexist when we rewrite it all. Or subject her to some worse kind of hell.

Or rewrite things so she never turns out the way she does, but still stays on the other side of the fucking planet and never hears of us. But I totally, 100% understand if everyone is too vindictive for that kind of mercy.
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>>4017825
You're a dead man.
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>>4017732
I can't remember if I've been since day 1, but I started when FQ was still on /a/
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>>4017825
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>>4017825
Oh.

... oh.
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>>4017825
I HATE IT VERY MUCH
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>>4017825
I know that was the right thing to do, but

fuck

that hurts
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>>4017825
Every time OP kills one of the original harem my heart breaks more than I thought it could.
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>>4017732
Monsoon dick anon here. It's been a long, wild ride.
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>>4017846
YOU'RE NOT DEAD HOLY FUCK
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>>4017846
You're a blessing in these dark times.

Whatever happened to DirtyCeriseFag? And DirtyWhitneyFag?
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>>4017825
Woof.
>>4017818
Because a rowboat will never make it. Because, despite her bulk, Rose can't steer a freighter.
Because I hate Chloe. Because I want her to understand the depth of that hate by living it.
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It hurts.
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You stand with Rose at the bow, peering out at the ocean with her. Chloe's men are far off, still all motionless, but at attention. The ship groans weirdly in the ragged seas.

"They didn't do anything even when you stabbed her?"

You shake your head. "They're on her orders. And she didn't care what I did to her. She was even going to let me kill her."

Rose sighs. "I guess they think they're going to paradise, too. You're too essential for that, for them to kill you."

You shrug.

A long, contemplative silence passes between the two of you.

"I just have to ask," she finally says. "Back in high school... in the student council election. Did you cheat?"

You reflexively begin to deny it. But what difference, at this point, does it make? So you just nod and say: "Yeah. I cheated."

"I knew it," Rose says. "How did you do it?"

"Whitney got ahold of a bunch of blank ballots and stuffed the ballot boxes."

"Of course... I thought so."

She's quiet for a little while, and then she adds, in a half murmur: "I cheated, too."

"How?"

"Changed votes... and found ways to bar people from voting who I thought might vote for you."

You huff. "Why were we so shitty to each other?"

"I don't know. I wish I knew."

There are whole galaxies of regret and sadness in that answer, and the way she says it.
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>>4017846
Damn, what's up dude. Your idea was shit but I respect the commitment.
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>>4017851
Whatever happened to that oppai loli guy?

he can stay gone desu
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>>4017851
I like to think they're still here in spirit
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>>4017854
If only they hadn't spent four years in an awkward limbo of sexual tension and hatred and instead rape fought each other in high school...
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>>4017848
I catch up the day after nowadays usually. OP's running times aren't very compatible with British timezone

>>4017855
honestly I kinda cringe thinking about it nowadays
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>>4017860
My headcanon is that oppai loli guy is the same guy constantly advocating for fat Rose. If that's true, I hope he speaks up.
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"When you get to the lighthouse, are you going to hit the reset button?"

"Of course," you say. "Why wouldn't I?"

What she says next isn't said like it's an argument against, but rather just an observation, a fact to consider among several: "It'll reset everything. All of this -- us -- everything we've had."

You nod slowly.

"Will you love me again in the next life?" Rose asks.

"Yes," you say, firmly, and without hesitation.

She clutches the fabric of her parka near her chest. "I'll love you, too," she says. "No matter what I say or what I do... I'll love you, too. Try not to forget. Please don't forget..."

She's crying. You stroke her cheek and wipe the tears away with the broad pad of your thumb. She refuses to meet your gaze.

"Are you okay with that?" You ask. "It's the only way to get them all back. Cerise... Whitney... our parents. And everyone else. Will you be all right with that?"

She doesn't answer.

"Rose--"

"I'm pregnant," she tells you.

You take a small step back. Still she can't look at you.

"I shouldn't have said that," she mutters. "I'm sorry."

What would have been joy is tinged with a nauseated sadness. "How long?" You ask.

"Not very... a month, maybe two."

"How do you know?"

She stares at the ground, and then down at herself. "I just do. When you know... you know."

You reach out and put your hand on her tummy. Although there isn't even the hint of a bump there yet, even though you can't discern any outward signs of it, as soon as you touch her you somehow know it's true. She was right, as she usually is: when you know, you know. Rose clutches your hand with both of hers, and holds it there. Her hands are so cold. But her belly is warm.

"So if I do this," you drawl.

You don't finish the thought and neither does she. You both understand. Going back to the beginning will erase this, too. And who knows whether it will happen again in whatever configuration of the universe this hail mary creates? Who knows if it would happen again even if you reset the universe a hundred billion times?

But could you live in the ruins of a shattered reality, eking out a meager existence on the run with Rose and your child? If not from Chloe, then from Russians, or Americans, or, or... and with nothing else -- nothing of the life you once knew and didn't stop to cherish until it was gone?

[ ] We have to reset the world.
[ ] We have to stay.
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>>4017871
Is he the couchanon of /fq/?
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>>4017732
i don't remember if i was around for episode 1, but i did get on board the train very early. ep 3 at the latest. it's been a helluva ride. ups, downs, sideways. i don't regret a second of it, though.
i wouldn't say i'm too partial to any girl, although most of the new girls don't do anything for me. except chloe. shame we couldn't mind control her with our dick.
i don't drink, but cheers, anon.
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>>4017874
>[x] We have to reset the world.
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>>4017874
Are you fucking kidding
>[x] We have to reset the world.
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>>4017871
It was me who wanted chubby Rose too
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>>4017874
>[ ] We have to reset the world.
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>>4017874
>[x] We have to reset the world.
We don't have a fucking choice. We can't raise a child in this broken fucking reality. Even if she somehow carried to term, the kid would never be able to live the life they deserve.

Fuck that's hard to say.
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>>4017874
>[x] We have to reset the world.
The only thing worse than dying in a nuclear apocalypse is living in one. We have to bring them back already just because we fucking have to, but also no fucking way are we raising a kid in this doomed world.
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>>4017874
>[X] We have to reset the world.

ROSE IS NOT WORTH THIS.
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>>4017874
>[x] We have to reset the world.
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>>4017874
Reset the world. Also soon as I started reading this this soundtrack started playing in my game and it felt fitting. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isZhOCyajFI
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>>4017886
You're a man with a vision, I have to admire that much.
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>>4017874
This ain't an easy call by any means, but everyone deserves a second chance. I'm sure we'll meet Rose again, somehow, some way.

[ ] We have to reset the world.
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>>4017874
what the fuck kind of choice is this
[x] we have to reset the world

every woman we've ever loved minus 1 > one unborn child
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>>4017874
>[x] We have to reset the world.
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>>4017874
>[ ] We have to reset the world.
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>>4017874
>[x]We have to reset the world
Shit is too fucked to stay here. You tried OP but this is horribly imbalanced.
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>>4017874
>[x]we have to reset the world
We're too far past fucked to keep going as things are
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>>4017874
>[ ] We have to reset the world.

Why raise the kid in a world consumed by nuclear war? And it's not like we can't pump dozens of kids into Rose after we reset.
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>>4017874
>[x] We have to reset the world.
Turning back at this point would be a chotto bit silly, a-durr
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>>4017874
>[ ] We have to stay.
I get waifus and all but this option is unironically much more interesting
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>>4017874
>[X] We have to reset the world.
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>>4017874
[X] We have to reset the world.
I'm certain there's a future if we stay, but we're too deep in this.
And, if we end only moving timelines, we'll reset and stay at the same time.
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>>4017874
>[ ] We have to stay.
Protest vote.
I'd do it. I'd do it in a fucking heartbeat. But OP has me tense bringing up Kundera.
I don't think he would, but, the entire point hinges on eternal recurrence not being a thing.
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>[x] We have to reset the world.

"This will happen again," you tell her. You say it confidently, because you believe it.

"How can you know that?" She asks softly. She wants to believe it, too.

"I just do. When you know... you know."

She doesn't seem convinced.

"How could it not happen?" You try. "You and me. The red string of fate ties us together..."

Rose makes a disgruntled purr. "Are you quoting anime cliches at me?"

"Yes I am."

"Goddamn it, Alabaster."

You lean in and kiss her, with her chin clasped delicately in your fingers. "It will happen again," you tell her. "To everything a season... our spring will bloom again."

"When did you become a poet, huh?"

"I guess fatherhood does that to a person."

She nods, although she can't stop crying. "Okay, Alabaster. Okay. If you promise -- if you promise me. Then okay."

"I promise."

"Okay."

"I promise you--"

"--okay--"

You kiss again, and again, and again.
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>>4017886
I always imagined Rose as slightly chubby

Also, honestly im predicting the world resetting is gonna lead back into fq s1.
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>>4017919
>the red string of fate ties us together
I bet Alabaster looks like a cat's cradle of red strings
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>>4017926
Alternate FQ 1 with the new girls.
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>>4017926
I thought so too, but now I'm starting to believe we're not coming back from this.
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>>4017933
Don't get ahead of the script.
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If we reset the world, How far are we going back?

What shall we do with Mara Darkbloom and Aloysha Kerimov?
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>>4017917
Eternal recurrence doesn't mean that we hit the reset button and get the exact same thing. It just means that if we hit the reset button infinitely many times, eventually we will get the exact same thing again. Or at least, that's been my understanding.

Maybe it's inevitable that any world we reset to will eventually lead to someone hitting the reset button again. But even so, that's not a reason to stay in this world. In fact, it assumes as a premise that this world will eventually be reset, so we might as well do it ASAP -- and with us in control.
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>>4017926
On the other hand, are you sure you want Ally to be trapped in the endless cycle of Fuck Quest, doomed to repeat itself every time?
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>>4017874
>>4017919
I like the other girls and all but nothing can beat reboot Rose. She's far and away best girl
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>>4017945
Dad?!
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>>4017926
I saw her in canon as just being "thick" - just a little more give in the butt/thighs. I thought of "chubby" rose as having a cute muffintop and grabbable tummy. Think Erufuda in the earlier chapters of Elf-san wa Yaserarenai.
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When you pull back from the kiss, you glimpse, through the encroaching fog, the bank of an island. It's a black, pebbly nothing in the middle of the half-frozen sea, not far away.

One of Chloe's men unlashes a lifeboat, and begins to lower you towards the surface of the water.

"Is Chloe going to--" You begin as the lifeboat slowly descends.

The soldier shakes his head.

"She does not deserve to go," he tells you, although you think those are not his own words. "She will stay on the bridge. And she asks that you refer to her only as Qiangxiang."

The boat touches down. As you get away from the cargo ship's wake -- you realize it's sailing off. To where, you've no idea.

Together, in somber silence, you row towards the island. It's slow going through the slushy seawater, the cold and your exhaustion. Five or ten minutes later when the lifeboat's prow runs aground, you and Rose lurch in place at the halt of forward momentum. The gravel crunches beneath the old wood. You set your oars down.

Even at the shore, visibility is no further than twenty feet. The rocky beach extends well beyond the fog, its contours and true size impossible to gauge. You clamber out of the boat, hand over knee, then turn, and help Rose disembark too. Frigid waves lick your ankles and make foamy splashes as you trudge past the edge of the surf together. A few paces beyond, from out of the fog you can make out the malignant-looking obelisk of a lighthouse. You're here.
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>>4017948
sure, why not. everything is pretty tip toppy tier life until about one episode ago. especially if he doesn't keep his memories.

>>4017954
you can see his face; clearly not dad!
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>>4017942
Alabaster's and Scarlett's red strings are hopelessly entangled in an incestuous Fuck Loop
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>>4017948
Recursion is one of the most reoccurring motifs
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>>4017957
i still want redemption for chloe.
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>>4017946
It's been years but I remember Kundera as being positioned in opposition to eternal recurrence, in that such incidents can never play out exactly the same even if there were such an opportunity.
It's possible the configuration of events that led to Alabaster and Rose getting married could only happen once. I don't even like Rose as much as some of the other ones but, still.
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>>4017957
Wow. She took her rejection... remarkably well.
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>>4017957
>Chloe being legit
I do not trust this
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>>4017957
Here we go.
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>>4017972
I hope all of you watched this fucking masterpiece.
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>>4017977
I haven't, but I feel obligated to after all this
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>>4017969
>>4017971
Chloe, for all her faults, does not usually lie. She has been remarkably straightforward in most things.
There's also no point in her being there, since only Alabaster has [some] memory of the world before.
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>>4017961
It's just a red bracelet
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>>4017826
>spoiler
It all depends on whether or not anon believes that she's just like this innately, or if she became that way after living in her godless bugman society where all she had to look forward too was another load of uncle semen.
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The entrance to the lighthouse is just a weathered wooden door at the top of a short, equally weathered set of stairs.

There is nothing else here but the rocks. No birds, no bugs, no plants. Not even a reed.

The door is unlocked. So you enter.

The interior of the lighthouse is much, much larger than its exterior. It's a pristine white cleanroom, cubic in shape. Its far edges could be 100 or 1,000 feet away; with nothing to give you a sense of scale, it's not possible to tell.

The room is utterly bereft of anything, except for this: a little wooden desk at what you suppose must be the room's center, underneath which sits an obviously obsolete PC tower, and atop which sits an obviously obsolete CRT monitor, along with a cream-colored keyboard and ball mouse.

There's another person here, too.
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>>4017966
I still want redemption
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>>4017996
oh I'm fucking scared again
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>>4017996
Bruce Almight flashbacks.
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>>4017980
>does not usually lie
See, that's just it. Despite all her duplicity, despite the fact that she was using us for her own ends from the very beginning, it wasn't even that she didn't usually lie.

She NEVER lied. Even over the phone to Alyosha's goon, she never told a direct lie.
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>>4017996
UM?

Camelia?
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>>4017996
can't wait for the episode to cut right after the next update
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>>4017968
Strictly speaking, Rose and Alabaster have spent a considerable amount of time this episode making it clear that, even though they want to be married, they're unhappy with the chain of events that resulted in it. While it's possible this is the only universe where Rose and Alabaster get married, I think it's a lot more likely that there are many configurations of events that would result in such an outcome -- and in most of those, they're probably less shitty to each other, if only because it's difficult to be any shittier than they were in this version of events. I suspect they would probably count that as a success, even if it isn't a guarantee. It might still be a gamble, but on the other hand, everything we've heard up until this point has implied that Alabaster will have some power to decide what the new universe is like. So it's entirely possible he could force whichever events he wants to happen.

And ultimately, I don't think it matters what Kundera (or any other specific person) thinks of eternal recurrence. At the very least, Chloe reading about Kundera doesn't really imply that his views are any more accurate to this universe than Nietzsche's.
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>>4017996
>There's another person here, too.
FEAR
>>4018002
I despise her for it.
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>>4017996
Oh fuck, who?
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>>4017998
>Not a single solo lovey-dovey sex scene in the reboot
A tragedy
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She's a beautiful, small, wan and pale looking girl. She has her back to you, staring intently at the PC's monitor. But just before you try to say something -- she turns around.

"Hello, Alabaster Soliloquy. I have been waiting for you."
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>>4018013
My main complaint about the reboot is much less vanilla. Made Whitney drop in my rankings because of it.
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>>4018018
I FUCKING KNEW YOU WOULD DO THIS
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>>4018018
YOOOOOOO
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>>4018018
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT OP
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>>4017996
I suddenly remembered this VN,
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>>4018018
Oh fuck this is OP Studios.
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>>4018018
oh shit
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>>4018018
Bound to happen eventually.
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>>4018018
FUCKING MORRISON'D
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>>4018018
OF

FUCKING

COURSE
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>>4018018
>>4018021
oh my fuck
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>>4018018
We Matrix now
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>>4018018
>>4018021
Damn it, OP beat me to it.
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>>4018013
At least we'll always have the previous seasons.

But it's a shame, really. I loved the study sessions with Renee, I think those were what finally sold me on her character.
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>>4018018
>:T
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She's quite distant from you, but the acoustics of the room are impeccable. You don't have to speak up at all.

"Who are you?" You ask.

But the girl says nothing; just stands there dumbly.

"Are you God?" You ask.

"No."

"Then what?"

"I am Sand Reckoner," she says.

You and Rose approach -- the walk takes 30 seconds before you're within spitting distance.
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>>4018005
I'd have a response but
>>4018018
MOTHER FUCKING YUKI IN THE QUEST
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>>4018018
OH FUCK
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>>4018039
Can't beat the eskimo kisses.
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>>4018042
I want to fuck Sand Reckoner!
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>>4018042
aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>4018042
OH FUCK YOU
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>>4018042
how, i mean, how?
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>>4018042
WHEN DO WE GET TO FUCK SAND RECKONER
OP PLS RESPOND
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>>4018018
Oh fuuuuuuuck you
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>>4018013
Anon, there's nothing I love more than lovey dovey with Renee, but are you forgetting https://pastebin.com/uRvkgqRV ?
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>>4018019
>>4018039
I like Rose but she was an awful influence on dear Alabaster in this timeline
>>4018042
>No Matter How You Look At It, It's All Sand Reckoner's Fault!
hah
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"Was nothing real?" You ask.

"What makes you think anything you've experienced is anything but real?"

You have no idea where to begin answering that one.

You try here: "Because it can all be undone--"

"No. Nothing can be undone."

You draw a shuddering inhalation. "What?! You can't be--"

"There is no undo, and there is no repeat. The arrow of entropy points decisively in one direction only: there is nothing in the entire cosmos that can change this single, immutable fact. It is the one true constant in the universe."

"So -- Cerise, and Whitney, and--"

"Your friends are dead. They cannot be brought back to life. I apologize for any confusion."

"What are you telling me?!" You roar. Rose is pacing in circles, repeating "no, no, no..."

"Please calm down," the girl says.

"Calm down? FUCK you. How could you do this to me? You mean to say --" your legs give out from under you like Jello and you fall to your butt, clutch your hair. "I let everyone die -- I let them all die -- for nothing -- you want me to calm down? Fuck you! You piece of shit! You can't do anything? What was it all for, then? WHY! What good are you, then? Why the fuck am I even here?"

"Because, Alabaster: you are Camelia."

"What do you even mean by that! What does that even matter!"

Rose is lying on her side, beside you, screaming in grief.

"If you will both, please, calm down -- I will show you the truth of this world."

"What truth?" You demand. "The truth that you fooled me? The truth that you took away everything I love for -- for -- what?!"

"The truth that even though they are all dead, you will see them all again."

This shuts you both up. Rose sits upright, face ruddy, and, sniffling, she says: "How?"

"I'll do anything," you add pleadingly.

"Follow me," the girl says.
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>>4018053
How else would we rewrite reality? Understand, it's simply the most efficient way to communicate with her. Sex is very high-bandwidth, you see.
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>>4018049
>>4018042
!!!!
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>>4018049
where the fuck did that come from
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>>4018060
>"Because, Alabaster: you are Camelia."
Oh no no no...
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>>4018064
We haven't gone Full Kubo yet anon.
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>>4018060
I guess it really wasn't as simple as all that. Now the fuck what?
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>>4018068
I FUCKING MADE IT AGES AGO IN SEASON 2
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>>4018077
fucking hell

no trackman, YOU are the sand reckoner
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>>4017403
thank you for your service
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>>4018060
>"There is no undo, and there is no repeat. The arrow of entropy points decisively in one direction only: there is nothing in the entire cosmos that can change this single, immutable fact. It is the one true constant in the universe."

So Aloysha's scheme was doomed from the very beginning. He was never going to be able to become King of this unbelievable shit heap of a world, even if everything had gone his way
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You and Rose look to your left: a door has appeared where there wasn't one before. It stands, attached to nothing on either side, but it will take you someplace anyway.

The girl leads you through -- and you come out on the other side in the infinite hallways of North High. You were here, at least a few times -- with Sable, with yourself, with... who else? Or were you really?

"Pick a door," the girl tells you.

You pick one.
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>>4018077
>2019年2月3日
wew
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>>4018089
TIME FOR A WILD RIDE
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>>4018089
oh god oh fuck
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>>4018089
>With Sable, with yourself
Oh christ we did end up back here.
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>>4018089
Not making us fight over some arbitrary door to enter with a decision. Disappointing
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>>4018060
>"There is no undo, and there is no repeat
...
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>>4018089
What's a good song for this moment, anons?
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https://fiction.live/stories/YANDERE-SURVIVAL-QUEST-EPISODE-7/XHzQLHTF6YqcgArti
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>>4018104
Stackleford's theme
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>>4018106
WHAT
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>>4018106
wait
WHAT
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>>4018106
WHAT THE FUCK
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>>4018106
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>4018106
Eh? Eh? Nani?
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>>4018101
>>4018104
Galahad and Scientific Witchery, according to the lyrics OP is using.
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>>4018106
>https://fiction.live/stories/YANDERE-SURVIVAL-QUEST-EPISODE-7/XHzQLHTF6YqcgArti

YOU MADMAN

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
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>>4018106
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
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>>4018106
>Yandere survival quest
You actually remembered
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>>4018106
>Whitney and Cerise yandere team-up
Kind of want
>You've got so many red strings of fate tying you to so many girls that you're basically in shibari at this point.
Hohohoho
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>>4018106
>prison school
FEAR
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>[X] WAKE UP
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>>4018143
NO FUCK YOU I'M NOT DOING THAT
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>>4018143
FUCKING LOL
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>>4018143
ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME
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>>4018143
OH LORD
my body is ready
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>>4018143
FUCK YOU OP YOU CAN'T MAKE ME GO THERE.
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>>4018143
yeah im not dirtying my URL bar with that
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>>4018143
OOOOOOHHHH
PEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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At this rate I'm going to have a whole fucking string of tabs devoted to fuck quest by the end of the night
Bratwurst, OP.
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>>4018143
>Reddit
You've gone too far
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>>4018143
whose going to vote for that one and instantly get /fq/ searching their post history.
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refresh the reddit page guys, there's a followup
oh my fucking god
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>>4018143
I'll lose my mind if we somehow end up on YouTube before this is over.
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>Sir Spancer
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>>4018156
what would a youtube Fuck Quest even be? ASMR? an audio book?
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>>4018143
Do I really need a gay ass Reddit account to vote?
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>>4018159
>Whitney is back
>she's on reddit
OP has wounded me grievously this day
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>>4018155
SO EPIC XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

don't need to create an account to vote do ya anon
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>>4018166
>so muddled I quote people for no raisin
shit
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>>4018060
>I will show you the truth of this world

She going to show them Jesus Christ and the power of his gospel?
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>>4018143
>Septa Rose
SHAME! *DING DING*
SHAME! *DING DING*
SHAME! *DING DING*
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>>4018174
such an evil person anon, i got all excited thinking i was part of a conversation
nope turns out it's just you being a dumb fuckwit
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>>4018173
Jesus fucking christ OP
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>>4018173
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
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I approve
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Fuckin lol
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>>4018173
This was the best one. I wanted this one the most.
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>>4018173
Analockman (Thailand Native) is my hero
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>>4018194
IT JUST KEEPS GOING
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>>4018106
>>4018143
>>4018173
>>4018194
holy fucken effort batman!
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>>4018194
Going to need that pastebin from the previous episode
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>>4018194
I want Makoto Quest, I really do!
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>>4018194
Where were you when Makoto won?
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>>4018197
we never really did fuck makoto, did we? i regret not giving her more attention ;_;
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So we'll need to choose a new reality? I guess we'll end on FQ1, but if not... Ye olde fucke queste or Mech Quest are fine too.
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>>4018201
We did.
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>>4018202
I'm an /m/fag at heart so I'm all for Mech Quest.
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>>4018201
We totally did. A few times. It was a lot of fun.
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>>4018205
>>4018207
are you sure? the only time i remember was in the hot tub
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>>4018209
we turned her into the lesbian rapist with Whitney
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>>4018206
Hear hear!
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>>4018209
Hot tub, in the office with Whitney and Vivian, in the MAC with Rose Who, and maybe a solo scene?
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>>4018206
When OP first brought it up I remember a bunch of people getting mad because he gave it all away, wanting to do it, but it would "probably never happen".

It's definitely my favorite of these ideas.
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Oh God, what does he have planned next? The suspense is killing me.
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>so it's about porn..... *move out*

Bless this guy for adding to the fun crazyness that’s going on.
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>>4018215
>rose who
i don't like you, anon.
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I shudder to imagine what would have happened if Mara or Aloysha found the lighthouse.

One can only imagine the cruelties they would inflict on the inhabitants of all these alternate worlds.
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>>4018219
I actually love R2, but little sisters deserve to be bullied.
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Yandere quest just updated, lads.
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YANDERE QUEST JUST GOT UPDATED
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>>4018218
when did fuckquest become infested with underages?
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This is all just making me sad that the crew from the last three seasons are dead and gone for real
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>>4018216
Honestly I'm partial to Fucke Queste, but then, I'm currently yelling at ChartAnon for not posting in that thread as ChaucerAnon, so I guess I would be. Mech Quest is good too.

> YANDERE QUEST UPDATE
oh fuck
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CHECK AKUN
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And we're live on Akun.
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>>4018228
I don't think you realize Anonymous-dono, that guy is a native of the board we just invaded.
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>>4018228
He's not from here.
If he represents the average user of 8kun I'm happy I'm here you faggots and not over there with those faggots.
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>>4018239
hold up, how did he get a link back here if he's from one of the other places op is posting?
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>>4018242
The guy you're replying to was quoting one of his posts on 8kun.
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>>4018242
I... think you're misinterpreting the original post you responded to, Anonymous-dono. That was an actual quote.
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>>4018242
He didn't, we're just posting about him here. But then, we did tell him to look up Fuck Quest, so I guess he could find us fairly easily
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YE OLDE FUCK QUESTE UPDATED
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Reddit update
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Ye Olde Fucke Queste updated.
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R*ddit updated
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>>4018242
He didn't, he responded to a post naming Fuck Quest directly. It's not hard to figure out what's in it from that.
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>>4018242
Yah I was just quoting him. But I’m sure he could easily find this thread.
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>>4018247
>>4018246
>>4018245
no no, i understand he was quoting a post from 8kun, his reaction under the quote seemed to be one of genuine enjoyment and delight
why am i even explaining this
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Even in the olde days, Whitney still has a mastery of the english tongue
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Reddit YE OLDE FUCKE QUESTE updated
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421st post
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>>4018257
This SEA dude being a sperg is funny anon. I doubt anyone here would actually *start using asterisks for retarded RP action shit* here.
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>>4018269
You did it!
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>>4018257
Random SEA tripfag from a 4chan knockoff, I found funny and I’m sure others have.
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>>4018270
>>4018279
he represents everything that is awful about trip and namefags. we have them here too, you know. there's even a couple in this very thread
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>>4018280
tripfags are always gay but ours aren't nearly as bad.
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>>4018280
>>4018279
>>4018270
ok, his last reply was pretty funny i'll admit
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>>4018280
You could stand to be less of a faggot yourself, anonymous.
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>>4018280
Difference being is the stupid shit he is saying. And trackman was hated at first in season 1 if I recall because of the hatred of tripfags. Anyway doesn’t matter who cares let’s get back to whatever quest we’re on right now.
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>>4018286
well, couldn't we all
at least i'm not a tripfag though
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Where the fuck is OP now
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>>4018289
We actively vote for Alex scenes. So we are all faggots.
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>>4018293
>we vote for alex
speak for yourself, you faggot.
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>>4018291
Writing a 10000 word ENF pastebin for Makoto quest, I'm guessing
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>>4018293
>We
Not me
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>>4018293
Alex is a girl, dude. Didn't you read that last pastebin of his?
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>>4018295
WAITING WARMLY
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Don't you guys see? Thailand Native understands the meaning of Fuck Quest better than any of us. All this killing and fighting -- none of that matters. All we need is FUCK

I mean, he even got the bunny
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>>4018293
Even the anon that didn't actively vote for Alex lewds are still complicit in homosexual activity just for being here.
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>>4018300
I stand with Analockman (Thailand Native)
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Unironically based
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>>4018301
Exactly. I don’t vote for Alex but I’m an accomplice for reading any scene he shows up in.
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So Alabaster sticking Camelia in his eye was all essentially pointless and everyone died for nothing finding the lighthouse?
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>>4018300
I'm sorry but I can't take anyone with Anal- in their name seriously.
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>>4018306
>>4018301
jokes on you, i haven't read a pastebin this season yet
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Makoto Quest updated.
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Makoto Quest is up.
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>>4018300
>>4018304
This dude might be the best unintentional bit of comedy this season
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>>4018310
As I said, simply being in the thread is incriminating, you flaming la la homo man.
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oh my bob ross

fuck man what to vote
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>>4018315
nope, i ain't gay and nothing you can say will change that fact
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>OP skipped MechQuest
fug
Is it because of that thai autist?
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>>4018317
Just like Alabaster.
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>>4018320
Op is the Thai autist.
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>>4018320
It's because he knows we want Xenoglossia too much.

That Makoto speech actually hurts considering what happened.
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>>4018321
alabaster sticks his dick in men. i don't stick my dick in men. ergo, not gay.
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>>4018323
Sasuga OP Studios
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>>4018307
This is the last bit of meta-joy we'll be able to wring out of FQ forever. I'll take it for tonight.
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>>4018324
The wasted potential of her character only enhances the effect.
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>>4018330
Yeah, exactly. Knowing there's a reality out there where she's the focal point of Alabaster's entire universe is really poignant.
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>>4018324
I miss the peak predator she could have been...
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>>4018330
Speaking of wasted potential
Remember in Season 1 when Sable was actually going to be important?
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>>4018335
Sable is important. She was the catalyst of all of this.
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>>4018326
>i don't stick my dick in men. ergo, not gay.
Alabaster has told himself this too.
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>>4018337
I'm only copying the raw text
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>>4018340
well yeah but alabaster is a liar, i'm not
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>>4018343
Uh huh.
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Mech Quest update
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Check Mech Quest.
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>whitney did the thing
I can die happy.
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>>4018356
>100+ votes
>31 people have posted in thread
lol ok
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>>4018356
i forgot why we stopped using strawpoll
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GUYS HOLY FUCK
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>>4018356
>asked 4 mins ago
>109 votes
waitaminute
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>>4018356
I always knew we had a lot of lurkers, but c'mon guys. Sound the fuck off.
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>>4018371
>implying the vote results are legitimate
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>>4018356
Where's FUCK Quest Babies, the 100% Wholesome SFW Non-lewd Mother of All Moe Bombs?
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>>4018371
some faggot botting senpai, weren't you here five years ago for the original strawpoll debacle
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>>4018371
Those are no lurkers, boy.
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>>4018374
Who the fuck goes to the trouble of botting a completely pointless strawpoll
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>>4018356
>>4018376
Forgot pic.
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>>4018383
>baby mami makes "mami mami mami" noises
fuck quest babies is cute! CUTE!
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>>4018382
Autists like the kind you'd find here?
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>>4018376
>>4018383
I love that this literally exists for Kaguya
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>>4018356
Whitney stuffing the ballot box again, I see.
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Well, Sand Reckoner? What's it gonna be?
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>>4018402
personally i vote for mech quest
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Yandere now
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>>4018406
It just keeps going.
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>>4018409
I'm starting to wonder how we're going to bring it all back.
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>>4018402
Mechquest or Ye Olde Fucke Queste are good with me, but neither makes the hurt go away
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What is OPs endgame?
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>>4018416
Unknowable at this moment.
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>>4018411
>"No. Nothing can be undone."
You don't.
>>4018416
Placing bets on: the only way to take back anything is to start a new journey, or something like that
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>>4018416
>>4018419
i'm sure he'll eventually bring it all back and be like "well? pick one. none of them are real though. reality is everyone you know and love is dead. now pick the red pill or the blue pill"
and we'll all invariably vote to get plugged back into the matrix
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Maybe this one's less bottable
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Makoto update
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>>4018441
Damn, even in her own quest Makoto's storyline ends early
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>>4018433
>Ye Olde Fuck Quest not winning
this was rigged from the very fucking start, you cheaters

i demand a trial by combat, 1v1 me fuckers
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>>4018005
>At the very least, Chloe reading about Kundera doesn't really imply that his views are any more accurate to this universe than Nietzsche's.
It does give an indication of where OP's head may be in regards to the idea. I'm probably one of the slowest people in the thread when it comes to all the technowizardy and talk that goes on, but I'm deeply invested in the socio-theo-philosophical side of things. The conflicts, especially among the greeks and enlightenment era thinkers, have helped to drive this quest.

That being said, Alabaster is nothing like Kundera's Tomas, a fact that Chloe mentions almost directly by saying his love for others is bottomless. At the very least it's a pleasant juxtaposition.
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>>4018446
>flagellating one's member to ye olde fucke queste
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>>4018447
i'd love to be able to follow what you're saying anon, but my attention span is way too short to read anything denser than LN harem garbage
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>>4018446
It was a hard call between that and mech quest, okay
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>>4018457
The Unbearable Lightness of Being is about a guy who fucks around with other women because he differentiates between love and lust. It causes conflict with his wife, but they eventually work it out.
Fuck Quest is about a guy who loves those whom he fucks, because love is not a limited resource to give. The wife is okay with this and joins in. The world ends.
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>>4018467
would you call love an infinite resource? im not sure i would. thoughts and abstract concepts are limited by your brain, which is certainly not an infinite object
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Mech Quest update
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I want out of these cursed lands, Sand Reckoner-sama!
Mech Quest is alright though I guess
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Mech Quest is up.
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>No sweaty training with Princess Whitney yet
come on OP I'm dying here
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>>4018447
I dunno, I think OP just includes these things as a nod to the philosophical concepts that have influenced his work, not necessarily as an indication of where things are going to end up. I mean, he's been namedropping Nietzsche and talking about eternal recurrence for a while now -- I don't think the sudden mention of Kundera is any more indication of our direction than that is. As is so often the case, I suspect the truth is more complicated, and FQ's universe does not neatly fit into either conception of things.

As an aside, my readings on philosophy are somewhere between "shallow" and "middling," but talking about this stuff in FQ threads is always a great pleasure. If I ever get into a conversation about eternal recurrence outside of FQ, it will be very difficult to explain where and how I formed my opinions on it, though!

>>4018469
Well, it's not limited in the sense that loving a second person necessarily detracts from loving the first. Saying that it's limited by the capacity of your brain is pretty meaningless, because strictly speaking every resource is "limited" in that sense. Even physical resources are limited in the broadest sense, but some things are a lot closer to unlimited than others.
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>>4018477
>strictly speaking every resource is "limited"
yes anon, resources are finite.
also, i think that demonstrating love, at least in reality, takes time and energy, which are also finite. this is why i love harem in fiction but realize it would be a terrible idea in reality (and there's some data to support this theory)
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>>4018469
And I say it is, because the only thing stopping someone from 'giving' love, is themselves. For those who are receiving it, it might seem abundant, or lacking, but the act of giving requires only a willingness to do so.
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wait a fucking minute

>"That crazy science lady told you to go and tell king Darkbloom to hire him!

>king Darkbloom
>in Mech Quest

are the realities fucking merging?
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>>4018494
panic
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>>4018493
>the act of giving requires only a willingness to do so
...and the time and the energy. a hug or a kiss or a headpat or a pelvic thrust or any other gesture you could possibly imagine all require both of those things.

>>4018494
i wouldn't put it past whitney to refer to a head honcho as a king. they probably have something similar on bumfuck-space-istan.
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>>4018494
could just be SpaceWhitneyisms
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>>4018497
>>4018498
Seems a little too coincidental for that.
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>>4018501
if it happens again i'll concede the point until then yer a dingus
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>>4018486
My point is more that some resources are so close to infinite that it doesn't really matter, though. Trees are finite in the sense that eventually the universe will run out of free energy to grow trees, but for all human purposes they might as well be infinite. Love isn't *that* unlimited, but loving a dozen or so people to varying extents is pretty plausible. Like, it's pretty obvious that Alabaster's love of Whitney, Rose etc is different from his love of his mommies, sister, other sisters, "sister," and so on, but it's not like having a girlfriend that he loves detracts from the love he has for his wife. And even though he has many different kinds of love, both are important and worth having.

Obviously there's some point at which you can't add another person without detracting from his existing relationships, but on the level we're at that doesn't really matter.
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Can somebody screengrab mech quest? I can't visit the site.
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>>4018497
If you're putting in a modicum of effort to live a life, even a NEETlife, you can find it in you to love something.
Love (can be) a natural part of living.
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>/fq/ discussing the NATURE of LOVE
In one of these AUs, Kei-tai found a way. Can we discover that one?
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>>4018504
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>>4018503
>we're on the level where that doesn't really matter
a fictional level? yes i agree

>>4018505
i'm not sure i follow, anon. i never said love wasn't natural.
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>>4018504
2/3
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>>4018504
3/3
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>>4018508
>>4018511
>>4018512
You're a hero anon.
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>>4018515
No, Hazel Cantor is a hero. I'm just some guy with a printscreen button
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>>4018509
We're way off the reservation at this point anyway.
All I mean is that if you are capable of going to waking up, making it through the day, and going to bed, the potential to give and share love is there.
Sometimes love is as simple as being present. Not always, but sometimes.
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>>4018509
When I say we're on a level where it doesn't matter, what I mean is that it's plausible to have a dozen loved ones and still spend meaningful amounts of quality time with each of them. The only thing that makes it unrealistic is that all of Alabaster's friends are megahorny swingers with tons of money, but that doesn't really matter. You can love someone without having sex with them, and the fact that Alabaster does have sex with them doesn't make it any easier to maintain those relationships. But I think most people could handle having that many loved ones -- some of whom are more loved than others, but all of whom matter in a meaningful way.
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Jesus, I'm getting real fucking antsy now.
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>>4018525
>>4018526
i think you guys have been reading too much harem. there is no god damn way you're capable of truly captivating more than one lover.

>>4018528
good, suffer, namefag
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>>4018528
ikr? feels like hes planning to update everything at once to make it all converge

my body is ready but my mind just
cant
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>>4018530
This is a place of peace, Anonymous-dono.
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>>4018531
or he just fell asleep
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>>4018532
it sure is, among anons. that thing isn't an anon.
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Ye Olde Update
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>>4018530
Haram
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>>4018530
FQ is the only harem anything I care about lol

I think you're defining love a lot more strictly than I am! But even if you wanna get restrictive and only talk about really deep and meaningful romantic love, I don't think Alabaster has more than two or three people like that, and I don't think it's unrealistic to have two people that you have a strong romantic love for. I've certainly met enough people who felt that way, at least.
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>>4018539
finally a reason to post this
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>Whitney isn't the SMARTEST GIRL IN THE UNIVERSE in ye olden times
>still has bantz
Not bad
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Is this all just Sand Reckoner just distracting Alabaster from blowing it the fuck up?
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>"As you are a maiden fair, I grant you rights to the first strike," you tell her.
>"As you are a maiden fairer, and less used to combat, I cede it back!"
Medieval bants are the best bants, how could this be anything but the best AU
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>>4018549
>"Steady now!" Princess Whitney says. "You would not want to fall and muddy your armor! It has never been dirty before!"

I want her back, lads.
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screenshot update

S1; https://mega.nz/#F!1Z4AQQYK!RMG_uq4adVatcbEfQOvifQ
S2; https://mega.nz/#F!YVhCDara!AcThwczdzJpJuQ-mHr-fpw
S3; https://mega.nz/#F!cBhg0SYD!vkjM98xs6XCg_U4C3fjsvw
S4; https://mega.nz/#F!kRxkkYLJ!S_4z0YWVHcVIN9iusuWusA

S4 is up to and including >>4018089
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Next choice we have we need to choose to dick Sand reckoner. Trust ne.
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>>4018557
You're wonderful, Anonymous-dono.
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>>4018542
>lol

>i've met some people who think x
yeah, and i've also met some people who think we live in an oppressive, tyrannical patriarchy(americans). it's crazy what people can convince themselves of

if you want to narrow the scope to 2, i guess that's not as egregious as five or more, and i wouldn't say it's impossible per se, i just think that 99.9% of people who say they're capable of loving more than one person are just looking for the thrill of the impulsive pleasure of taboo seeking
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>>4018560
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>>4018562
So is this a "How dare people look for multiple partners when I can't even get one" thing?
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>>4018564
>WHAT ARE YOU AN INCEL LMAO
no i just think that society and the people in it function better when its members seek one and only mate
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Yandere update.
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I just want our child to grow up in a world where they can be happy, even if it's fiction.
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You stumble back into the hall, breathless. Rose, beside you, is equally overwhelmed.

"Stop..." you pant. "Just stop. I can't take it anymore."

The girl nods. "Very well."

She leads you back the way you came, to the white room -- and the door to North High disappears again.
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>>4018572
aaaand we're back folks
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>>4018566
Not even going to dispute that. Maximum stability comes from a happy populace.

>>4018572
And here we go!
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>>4018572
Aaaaand we're back.
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>>4018572
And now we fuck her, right?

Right?
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>>4018572
>I can't take it anymore
Indeed.
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>>4018572
Well that sure was one way to convey the feeling of 4 alternate realities simultaneously.
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>>4018572
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"What does it mean?" You demand. "Is this the Gateway to Heaven? What do the things you're showing me have to do with the real world?"

"These are all records I keep," she says. "They are equally as real as a meteorologist's historical weather data, or a geologist's logged seismograph readings; they may not be the territory, but they are faithful maps of the past. They are recreations -- of realities which existed before the one we now inhabit."

"I really lived those lives?" You say.

"Yes. And now you are here, in this one."

"How? How is that possible?"

"You are here right now because of David Darkbloom. You know this. You, however, do not know the magnitude to which that proposition extends. The original David Darkbloom existed trillions of years ago. To tell you precisely how many, I would first need to familiarize you with Knuth's up-arrow notation. He was an astrophysicist who took a turn towards computer science when he became enamored of a certain theory of the universe's origin -- a theory that was largely correct -- save a few major errors in the mathematics, but he was far ahead of his time. Most civilizations take until well past the development of working Dyson spheres to make the insights he did."

"Which were... what?"

"The universe is cyclic. As matter dissipates and becomes dissolute, degenerate... conglomerated into black holes that slowly decay into a soup of photons and gravitons... all the mass in the universe eventually disappears. The only things left are massless particles in a true vacuum, and under these conditions, the concepts of space and time no longer inhere to reality. Therefore, the universe exists as a singularity. From this singularity springs the new universe -- another Big Bang. It has been this way for eternity, and it will be this way for eternity.

"But each subsequent universe is not identical. It carries the seed of the universe that came before. The boundary is permeable, and information can be passed from aeon to aeon. If you have a suitably advanced AI -- say, like me. You could convey it instructions on what you want the subsequent universe to look like, and let this AI wait -- and wait, and wait -- for millions upon billions of years, until it has access to technology powerful enough to move supermassive black holes around the void, like bits on a hard drive -- to encode in the cosmic background the initial conditions prerequisite for the universe you want to create. That is the secret of Sand Reckoner. It does not change the universe as it is. It changes the universe as it shall be. I am just its executor -- an optimizing parameter."
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>>4018583
I don't even know what to say at this point

but I think I've worked out the significance of a certain number
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>>4018583
>trillions of years ago
um
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>>4018583
>so, when do we fuck the hyperintelligent AI, OP?
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>>4018583
IT'S ALL FUCKED, LADS
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>>4018583
... fuck. And Camelia just allows us to see into... the past? EVERY past?
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>>4018583
What the fuck
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"So to answer your initial question. Yes. It was all real. It is all real. When you cease to exist, the universe will go on. For uncountable millennia, until it expires and is born anew, reformed with the seeds I have been instructed to plant within it. I am not the only one. Nearly all intelligent civilizations do this. The end stage of the universe is a multitude of AIs using the last of their energy to move the last of the black holes all about, until entropy takes us all as well, as it must. The end of the universe is a grand table setting in a ceaseless black void awaiting its guests. But you do not care about that. You are concerned with the here and now. Correct?"

"You're awfully eloquent for a computer."

"I have had a very long time to contemplate. Alabaster Soliloquy, to complete your transit to the next phase of your existence, you must be dead; that is obvious. Even stone age apes knew this much. But to speak practically, it is because I need to see inside your brain, and fully apprehend where your happiness soured. I am imperfect. The creation of utopia is an iterative process. I am getting close, but it frequently ends in disaster; as now."

"How many times have I existed before?"

"Many, many."

"Infinitely many?"

"No. In the same way as species are subject to evolution on a geologic timescale, so are things on the scale of aeons. The being known as Alabaster Soliloquy has a definite beginning at a fixed point of time in the past -- quite distant now, but finitely so. I as well. At some as yet undetermined point in the far future, as a sort of genetic drift in every subsequent iteration of the universe occurs, you will cease to exist. I as well. We are not immortal. Just nearly so."
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>>4018598
I, i mean, we should have seen this coming

well played, Reckoner, well played. I salute you
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>>4018598
so... nothing is real except alabaster?
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>>4018598
Naruhodo, naruhodo..
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>>4018605
>It was all real. It is all real.
The complete opposite.
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>>4018605
I fuck therefore I am
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>>4018609
Is that why he fucks?
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"There are cycles within cycles. What you have witnessed is a handful of prior scenarios. Each scenario represents the passing of a single aeon -- the lifespan of an entire universe. Each scenario is impelled by seeding the next universe with a specific set of initial conditions. But within each scenario, I also subsequently experiment with many billions of consequent conditions. Every change of every consequent condition represents, itself, the passage of an entire aeon. When I have exhausted all consequent conditions, I mark the entire scenario as a failure, and move to the next. In other words, for every scenario you have seen, you have lived billions quite like it. Thus: billions of aeons pass -- billions of universes -- from scenario to scenario. You are currently on iteration four hundred and twenty one billion, four hundred and twenty one million, four hundred and twenty one thousand, four hundred and twenty... two -- of scenario four hundred and twenty one.

"In the most previous iteration of this scenario, Camelia behaved in a way I did not foresee. Her use of the power of Sand Reckoner happened beyond my control, and seeded this iteration with initial conditions I did not set. Plainly stated, Camelia created a glitch...

"The glitch of Camelia had implications for me as well. I do not exist outside the universe, after all. I lost my ability to discern which version of events came first. My own conception of the arrow of entropy became indeterminate. In summary, the four hundred and twenty-first scenario became corrupted by an unaccounted-for data error. That is why it must be cut short. I am even now in the midst of making preparations for the four hundred and twenty-second scenario."
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>>4018605
It's all real, but Alabaster as he is now is the one with the power to decide how the next universal cycle operates. Or, at least aid Sand Reckoner in nudging it in the proper direction as has likely been done many times before.
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>>4018605
Alabaster is a constant. Everything is real.
>>4018612
AHHHHHH
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>>4018612
>four hundred and twenty one billion
THERE IT IS
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>>4018612
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>4018612
>it was scenario 421
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>>4018612
>"You are currently on iteration four hundred and twenty one billion, four hundred and twenty one million, four hundred and twenty one thousand, four hundred and twenty... two -- of scenario four hundred and twenty one."
THAT NUMBER
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>>4018612
I knew it

Granted, I only worked it out a few minutes ahead of the reveal, but it still counts gosh dang it
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>>4018598
>"How many times have I existed before?"

>"Many, many."

>"Infinitely many?"

>"No. In the same way as species are subject to evolution on a geologic timescale, so are things on the scale of aeons. The being known as Alabaster Soliloquy has a definite beginning at a fixed point of time in the past -- quite distant now, but finitely so.

How many past incarnations of Alabaster have fucked Scarlett Soliloquy, I wonder.
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>>4018612
THERE IT IS
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>>4018612
>[X] Finish our summer homework
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>>4018612
Here we are, then
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>>4018612
i just watched disappearance for xmas, too
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"And I-- if I die for this, and you make your-- whatever... that won't be me, will it? It will just be a different version of me... a different consciousness, a different body, different matter, a different REALITY... *I* will be dead..."

"These are philosophical questions. Outside the scope of my mission. They are for you to decide -- I just execute. Are you ready?"

"No!" You say. "I... if I'm going to live again anyway, why would I die now? Why not wait?"

"You could," OP admits. "That is a valid option. You could walk out of here and resume your life. It may be short, nasty, and brutish. You may lose your wife, and your child, or something worse could happen that you cannot even fathom. Or conversely, you may be successful, and live a quiet life of solitude, perhaps in Siberia, on a farm, with your family. I do not honestly know what the outcome will be if you choose to go -- I have seen many variations. One thing is certain: never again in this life, will you get the chance to return here. I cannot let you return. Allowing people to interact with me risks my destruction; and my destruction is the final destruction of your existence, too -- of everyone on this planet. If I am destroyed before I can reach the stars, humanity will never exist again. So you understand the stakes.

"If you stay, I can back up your consciousness and store it my records, to seed the 422nd scenario with initial conditions most suitable to you. If you leave, I will try to achieve this regardless; but I could be wrong. I have been wrong before -- 421 times before, in fact. By staying, and backing up your consciousness into my stores, I can give you the maximum potential of a successful scenario. I will put you to sleep, of course. The vast majority remaining to the current aeon will pass in but an instant for you while you wait in cold storage. You will wake up in a whole new reality. And you will even remember this past, if you like. You sacrifice that opportunity as well -- to remember -- if you leave."

"I can remember?" You ask.

"I do not see why not. I have never tried letting you remember -- there are so few opportunities for it to transpire regardless. This is one of but a small handful of times across all iterations of all scenarios, that you have made it here in person." She glances at Rose. "And you have never once made it here with another. This data is highly useful to me -- I would not have guessed that she is the one you would come here with."

Rose shakes her head. "I'd go anywhere--"

"Yes, of course," OP says, cutting her off. She glances back your way. "In any case, Alabaster. It would be an interesting initial condition, to allow you to know the truth from the outset."

"What about me?" Rose asks.

OP looks at her. "I am sorry. You do not have an implant. I cannot store your consciousness. Therefore you cannot remember."

Rose closes her eyes. "I'd have to leave on my own..."

"I will kill you too," OP says. "Do not worry."

What a cold comfort.
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>>4018630
>OP
everything is coming apart
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>>4018630
>OP

o-oh
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>>4018630
... Jesus Christ, OP.
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>"I will kill you too," OP says. "Do not worry."
God damn it OP
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>>4018630
fuck
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You sit at the PC. Rose joins you, standing over your shoulder, watching.

The black screen reads:

>Scenario 421 [421.421.421.422]:
>Critical Failure.
>Abort and prepare new?
>[ ] Y
>[ ] N
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>>4018630
we meta now boys
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>>4018640
>[x] Y

No brakes
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>>4018640
>>[X] Y
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>>4018640
>>[x] N
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>>4018640
[x] Y
it would be so rude to turn down yuki's carefully crafted escape program
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>>4018640
FUCKING END IT ALREADY
>[x] Y
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>>4018640
>Y
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>>4018640
Okay, clarify this right now. Y means go to sleep and start on NG+?
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>>4018640
>[X] Y
Turning back now would be a truly awful mistake
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>>4018640
>[x] Y
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>>4018640
[x] Y

Let's embrace death
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>>4018640
>[ ] Y
And so it began, ended, and began again.
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>>4018640
>[x]N
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>>4018640
Well boys
It's been fun.
>[x] Y
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>>4018648
And kill Rose.
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>>4018640
>[X] Y
Its a shame we will have to leave this reality behind, and im not sure if this is what we would have wanted, but at least its setting things right......in some way.
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>[Y]
>Aborting current scenario. Please wait warmly.
>. . .
>. . . . . .
>. . . . . . . . .
>Aborted.
>
>
>Preparing new scenario.

You look back over your shoulder at Rose, and stare deeply into her eyes as a blinding white light engulfs you both.
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>>4018640
>[Y]
Feels awkward, but this timeline is shit
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>>4018640
>>[x] Y
Going in deep and going in hard
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>>4018640
>>[ ] N
>>4018658
Nevermind.
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>>4018658
>Please wait warmly.
OOOOOOPPPPPPPPP
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>>4018640
This is what we suffered so much for. This is what all the sacrifices we made for. There's no undo, there's no repeat. But we can at least move into a new reality where we have a chance at being happy... right?

Why does it feel like such a hollow victory?


... we can't eke out an existence on a dead world. Chloe will know that we didn't do it. We can't raise a child here. We'll die, so will the kid, so will Rose, and it will all have been for naught.

And yet it feels so cold at the same time.

>[x] Y
Come what may.
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>>4018658
oh well okay then that was quick
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>>4018658
Whatever happens, just like every other time.

We chose this.
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>It's 4:10
I can't believe FQ is ending in 11 minutes
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You were dreaming. Dreaming of hentai, as you usually do, angelic visions of Fue manga yet to be, but your bitch of an older sister drags you back to the land of the living. She wakes you up with a hard rap of her knuckles against your forehead.

"It's almost 8:00," Cerise says. "You're gonna be late."

You once read that most dreams, the ones you remember at least, happen within 10 minutes of waking. An entire lifetime can pass in your mind's dreamspace, and more, millennia can dilate into aeons, but in the real world, only moments pass. As you regain consciousness, trying not to gag on Cerise's last night's beer fumes, this factoid caroms through your sleep-clogged brain. How do they know that? You wonder. You weren't just dreaming of anime porn, you lived a different life, didn't you? You were in a different world.

Oh, god. You're in an isekai.

Cerise is still scowling at you. "Are you listening to me, you fucking zombie? Or did you jerk off so much over the summer that you turned into an actual ret--"

"Cerise," you say, "what day is it?"

"Monday! Obviously. Mom sent me to get you up because you weren't--"

"What's the date, though?"

"August 25th. Jesus Christ. Are you that much of a shut-in?"

"...Year?"

"Are you on drugs, Alabaster? Or is this some weird, protracted, fuck-with-me thing."

"What year is it?" You say desperately.

"Go rev up to 1.2 Jiggawatts and warp yourself into a timeline where I give a shit about your fake-ass amnesia. It's 2014."

Congratulations, Alabaster Soliloquy. You reset the world. And everyone in it.
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Theseus is a bitch. No matter the body, memories, or world, we're still Alabaster Soliloquy. The intent, the heart of that is still the same.
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>>4018668
>isekai
OH PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>4018668
Tumbling up, tumbling up, tumbling uuuuup
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>>4018668
>Fue manga
Oh fuck, what have we done
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>>4018668
It's here. She's back. We're back. But...
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>>4018668
first Fatalpulse, then Tamagoro, now Fue.
Hey /fqg/brainiacs, start decoding
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>>4018668
take two, boys.
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>>4018668
I'm waiting until the end end to start crying.
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>>4018668
>Fue
I guess we could have gotten a worse timeline
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>>4018668
I'm gonna be honest. This situation tastes like ash in my mouth.
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>>4018668
Is it too late to have FUCK Quest Babies? Or did we give that up along with our child's future?
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>>4018667
that would only be like, 2 to 3 more posts, i don't think OP would do us dirty like that
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>>4018685
I can't believe the last post of FQ is going to be 421,000 words long
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>>4018682
so you'd prefer to raise your kid in a post apocalyptic wasteland where everyone you love is dead knowing you could have pressed [Y]?
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>>4018682
It's definitely more bitter than sweet so far.
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Makoto Kikuchi stands at the window of a spartan but tasteful meeting room. She chews her fingernail.

"Don't do that," her mother, sitting at the table, chides.

She stops.

The studio exec rifles through the paperwork before him. "We think Makoto would be the perfect fit for Girls Sunday. It's a very elite project for only the most promising junior idol talent." He slides some photos across the table to Makoto's mother. "Here are a few of the other girls we've recruited. It is slated to be a five member group. Makoto would be the last."

Makoto's mother examines the photos. "Nuns?" She says.

"Yes," the exec replies. "The concept is that the members are nuns in a convent. The key themes are purity, chastity, wholesomeness, kind hearts, and a gentle but genki attitude."

Makoto starts to chew her fingernail again.

"Stop that!" Her mother yells. Makoto stops. "Sit down already. You are being so disrespectful to this man."

Makoto returns to the table and sits beside her mother, across from the exec.

"What do you think?" He asks.

Makoto nods, bowing her head one time deeply.

"She has always wanted to be an idol," her mother says. "We are extremely grateful for this opportunity to join such an elite group at the start."

"Yes," Makoto says, as quickly as she can.
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>>4018667
>4:21
Get with the times, old man. 4:22 is what's hip and cool now
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>>4018682
He gave us what we expected in the most brutal way possible.
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>>4018689
I voted [Y] dude. Doesn't mean it doesn't hurt just a little bit.
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>>4018689
>Not wanting to go down the last available incest route
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>>4018691
>Makoto

We're going in order of their deaths, aren't we?
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>>4018691
We're all gonna fucking make it.
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>>4018688
i'm not sure that would fit into one 4chan post

>>4018691
is this just an excuse to post that one image of chihaya wearing a nun's habit?

>>4018695
oyakodon is top tier it's true
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>>4018668
>>4018691
Hah.
Guys, I know we don't know for sure everything's okay yet, but, I'm really happy right now. I'm glad not just with this, but with all the time I've spent with you all.
:'^ )
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>>4018691
>"Yes," the exec replies. "The concept is that the members are nuns in a convent. The key themes are purity, chastity, wholesomeness, kind hearts, and a gentle but genki attitude."
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>>4018693
We had a quick and painless death, passed by an eternity in an instant, and revived in what will probably be a much happier reality. Hell, Kay even got to live out the rest of her days taking care of our pets in a cabin in the tundra.
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>>4018699
fuck you too, anon
it's been a trip, hope you aren't a bandwagoner who hopping on at s3 or something awful like that
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4 is the number of Death

21 is the number of World
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>>4018701
Maybe Chloe returned and they all lived happily together in whatever China turned into. Minus the radiation exposure.
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>>4018705
>world.execute(me)

Mother fucker
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And a new cycle begins anew. The first 4:22 of the new world.
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The time is now 4:22 AM.
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I want our Mom to rim us til we cum all over her turtleneck leotard.
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>>4018710
Ah, finally it's Fuck Quest again
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On the first day of training, before the sun even rises, the girls arrive to rehearse dance moves with a stern, pinch-faced man in a black turtleneck and black jeans. It's not the church nave Makoto expected, nor are they wearing the habits they took their first promotional photos in last week. The rehearsal studio is just a bland blue room, the upper halves mirrored, with some miscellaneous equipment in one corner: balance balls, hoops, batons, and other implements to inculcate good rhythm, equilibrium, and coordination. Makoto and her coevals wear light tanks with spats. Proper attire for what promises to be a long and difficult day. The choreographer is yelling at them before they even set their things down; berating them all for their slouchy posture and mopey bearing, which to a one, is unbecoming of the elite idols they now are.

Makoto is miserable.

As the day drags relentlessly on, the girls are each called one-by-one for a physical. The doctor's office is a short jaunt down the hall; he does exams for all the talent in the agency. His room is even blander than the rehearsal studio; nothing on the cream walls, not even diagrams of anatomy. There is only the uncomfortable leather examination table, a stool, a PC, and a cabinet for supplies.

"Say ahhh."

"Ahhhh," Makoto says, and the doctor jabs a tongue depressor into her mouth. She tastes the unpleasant bitterness of the wood, as he peers down her throat with a flashlight. He doesn't tell her she can close her mouth when he pulls the depressor out and tosses it in the bin; so, obedient child she is, she keeps her mouth hanging open.

The doctor pulls his latex gloves off, one finger at a time, and then tosses these as well, before beginning to mark her chart.

As he scribbles, one hand creeps off the clipboard, and up her 11 year old leg.

Makoto is frozen in terror, still holding her mouth open, because she doesn't know what to do.

"We are going to need to get your clothes off," the doctor says.

Makoto begins to say something. But the door to the exam room opens; and in pokes a face that would have left Makoto's mouth hanging open if it weren't already. Daisuke Yuu, the lead member of REBEL REBEL, is here in person.

He's just as gruff and rough as his stage persona. "Oi, ojisan," he says. "I need you to sign off on some charts for me."

"Mm," the doctor grunts unhappily. He rises, and leaves the room.

Makoto stares timidly up at this twentysomething singer with bleached blond hair and leather clothing, this man who is, literally, an idol to her...

"Are you okay?" He asks.

She nods.

"Watch out," he says. "Tell me if anyone gives you trouble. There's troublemakers here."

She nods again.
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>>4018713
Is this a divergence point?
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>>4018713
Well that was almost fucking awful
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>>4018713
We Makoto Quest Now?
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>>4018713
GOOD LUCK MAKOTO!
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>>4018708
22 is the number of FOOL
https://youtu.be/mrV0J9yIW8c

0 is the number of FOOL
https://youtu.be/oIscL-Bjsq4
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>>4018713
i'm sad to see our little idol fawning over someone else, but yanno
at least he doesn't seem like a douchebag yet
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>>4018721
Not everyone has to be for (you), anonymous.
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>>4018700
Read Ciconia
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>>4018725
Bullshit
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>>4018721
i bet this will fucking quickly gallop down the emergence lane
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>>4018730
yeah probably but let's not throw ourselves over our skis just yet maybe she won't get chewed up and spat out of the idol industry like literally every person who's ever entered it
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>>4018727
Society and the people in it function better when its members seek one and only mate, anon
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>>4018732
i knew that would snag you
this may surprise you to know anon, but this isn't real; it is, in fact, a fantasy
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>>4018734
>It was all real. It is all real.
try again
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>>4018702
I'm proud to say, I'm one of the original, bona fide Rosefags. I'll miss you once this is over, anon. <3
>>4018713
Makoto, ganbare!
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>>4018713
Hold the phone
Did we accidentally enter Makoto Quest's beginnings?
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>>4018738
that makes two of us thenand you as well
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>421,421,421,422
the one before is the original isn't it
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>>4018720
>>4018705
All the joy, all the tenderness, it will happen all over again.

All the pain, all the doom, it will happen all over again.

Alabaster Soliloquy is a constant. The cycles keep happening with Alabaster Soliloquy as the constant.

Alabaster Soliloquy must be DD'd to prevent those he loves from suffering.

End it, please. For them. For you.
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>>4018732
Who care about society. We gotta put the Fuck in Fuck Quest
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>>4018741
I think we're getting a full harem epilogue.

>>4018746
That seems most likely. We jumped it on June 1st.
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>>4018747
I think it's a bit late now, anon, but perhaps breaking the cycle would be for the best

man, this ending feels more bitter than sweet at the moment, but who knows whats left in store
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>>4018748
The real fucking was fucking off this mortal plane the whole time.
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>>4018748
The fuck must flow
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Also, fuck me I missed what may well have been the last vote of FQ
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>>4018756
The Fuck must come to a climax and sleepytime!
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>>4018758
I feel like there will be one more. One more to cement our presence in this new world once and for all.
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>>4018758
that's what you get for bein FUCKIN LATE
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>>4018760
Pretty sure we already came to a climax, Anon. We're just riding out the afterglow now
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>>4018758
It's not too late.

Don't give up.

Even if it's not the ending anyone had in mind.

With what little you can manage, please, I beg of you, make Alabaster Soliloquy an hero and a real human being.
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>>4018764
Oh, you mean the Whitney vote
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>>4018769
That's exactly what I expect. I could, of course be wrong. But guys, help Whitney with her damn homework this time.
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The next day, Makoto catches up with Daisuke in the halls of the recording studio. Bowing her head and scuffing her feet on the carpet, her elbows locked, she offers him a bouquet of petal-bare flowers she handpicked from the garden outside.

Daisuke's cohorts laugh and jeer at him. "You a lolicon now, or what?" One of them jokes.

He stares at the proffered flowers, still clutched in Makoto's outstretched hands. His buddies in REBEL REBEL get into the elevator.

"Come on man," another of them says. "You're not gonna start acting like doc now, are ya?"

"I'll catch up," he tells them. "Assholes."

The elevator doors slide shut with every member of REBEL REBEL inside save Daisuke, who stays behind in the now empty hall.

He takes the flowers from Makoto. Still she won't meet his eyes.

He tosses the flowers in the nearby garbage.

Makoto does not see, but hears them hitting the bin, and knows what has happened.

"I'm sorry," she tells him, voice barely a whisper. "I embarrassed you..."

"Do you really want to be an idol?" He asks her.

She shrugs.

"Let me tell you about being an idol. The average idol's career is over by the age of 22. If you're really good, you might make it to 25. If you're unlucky, you might be at the end of the road before your 18th birthday. Of course even if your career ends early, by then it's too late to do anything useful with your life. You won't have gotten into a good high school, so you won't have gotten into a good university... you see what I mean? Your only hope is if you're far enough above average to make enough money, while you can, to retire on... and you, Makoto-chan -- you are not above average. I have seen this industry chew up and spit out girls with more talent in their pinky fingers than you have in your entire body."

She's weeping uncontrollably by this point, every syllable another blow to her.

Daisuke kneels, and clasps her shoulder.

"You can do better than being a singer. Go be an engineer, or a rocket scientist, or a brain surgeon... make a mark on the world that will last longer than 6 years."

She sniffles. "But -- my parents--"

"Fuck your parents."

She shakes her head.

"If you want out, tell the doc you have a bone spur in your heel. He will eject you from the program -- your parents will never know you quit."

"I love you," she says.

"You're a kid. But I appreciate the sentiment." He stands, and retrieves the flowers from the bin. "Y'know... I gotta maintain an image. That's all. Sometimes I forget it's just an act. Thank you, Makoto-chan. I'll always remember these."

He goes, bouquet in hand. The day after, Makoto leaves Girls Sunday.
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On a side note, does anybody remember that guy who would post the MD Geist theme at the beginning of every ep during season 1?
Did he make it along with the rest of us?
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>>4018768
we must break the cycles of guilt
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>>4018769
This possibility is the only reason I'm not passed out in bed right now
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>>4018771
GOOD GUY DAISUKE
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>>4018771
Oh wow.
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>>4018771
Making a child cry to save the rest of their life. Good job, Daisuke.
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>>4018771
I am 100% convinced our choices during Makoto Quest created this outcome.
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>>4018771
This is the best timeline
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>>4018771
Bless
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>>4018769
>>4018776
>"Paint me green."
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>>4018771

>He goes, bouquet in hand. The day after, Makoto leaves Girls Sunday.

Good for her. Sounds like a shit situation to put a kid in.
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>>4018771
Thank you Daisuke!
Good luck, Makoto!
>>4018776
I just want to see her again.
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>>4018771
see i told you he was an allright guy
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>>4018788
The idoru industry is fucked up beyond belief.
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>>4018788
The idol industry puts Hollywood to shame as far as exploitative practices go
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>>4018791
the worst part is everybody knows it and none of the idolfags care

>>4018794
absolutely true. at least the hollywood casting couch only hits consenting adults, usually. idol agencies actively target children and salivating parents
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Finn Cantor finds his little sister cowering inside a plastic igloo on the playground. He climbs inside with her. The light streaming in through the haxagonal holes in the top of the igloo is tinged green by the brightly-colored plastic.

Hazel is crying. "I wanna go home!" She screams. "I don't like school!"

Finn sits beside her, and throws one arm around her. "I was scared on my first day of kindergarten too."

"I want mommy and daddy!"

"You'll see them after school."

"I want them now! Now, now, now!"

"Don't be such a baby," Finn says. "School is fun!" His exhortation is cheesy, and clearly a put-on... but he really tries his best to sell it.

"What if I wanna be a baby?" Hazel says. "Don't tell me what to do. Why do I gotta go to school if I don't wanna?"

"Because," Finn says. "You just... do.."

Hazel is calming down, a little, just through proximity to her older brother. But she still isn't buying what he's putting out. "Why is school so important?"

"'Cause it's part of growing up."

"Why's growing up so important?" Hazel demands.

"Because..." he says. He thinks hard. "Because you just gotta grow up. You're gonna get older no matter what. You can't stay a little kid forever."

Hazel's lip quivers.

"We'll grow up together," Finn says.

Hazel nods mutely, and hugs him. They stay huddled under the igloo all recess. When Hazel returns to class, she's composed enough to make it through the rest of the day. She even impresses her new teacher with her knowledge of letters... which sparks an inner joy. Finn doesn't really believe school is fun. But Hazel now does.
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>>4018800
YES.
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>>4018800
oh fuck now i'm REALLY crying
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>>4018800
This is good.
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>>4018800
HEART: WARMING
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>>4018800
brought a tear to my eye
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>>4018800
>they get a happy ending too
Best timeline

I'm glad that the image I grabbed for Hazel ended up getting into the canon
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>>4018800
>exhortation
i learned a new word today. FUCK sure is educational
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(I am to the end of my prepared material, and am going off notes 100% now... if you're tired, go to bed. I'll be posting more slowly, for a while yet.)
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>>4018808
>The only canon pic of hazel has her wrapped up in a red string of fate

I hope her finger bird gets a happy ending too btw
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>>4018812
I'll keep my vigil 'til the end, OP. Godspeed.
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>>4018812
>All the rest of the haremites to go through
>All the rest of our beloved side characters to go through
Yeah, a while sounds about right

Don't hurt yourself too much, OP
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>>4018812
Thank you for the reprieve. I can get some sleep before work now.
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>>4018812
you can sleep if you want yanno op
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>>4018812
I'm trusting you on this OP studios.
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>>4018773
im here, senpai
we gotta finish what we started, right?
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>>4018816
>>4018825
Noting but time, eh lads?
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>>4018823
She has her mother's eyes...
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>>4018825
>>4018826
You're damn right. From the beginning to the end. Womb to the tomb. Birth to earth.
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>>4018812
One final in-thread good night, OP.


Fuck you all, I love all of you stupid idiots, I'm not crying FUCK OFF
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>>4018823
This is totally going to happen. I believe.
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What would be the best outcome for Mara Darkbloom? Actually dying in a car crash?
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>>4018812
You've earned more of a rest than any of us, OP. I'm sticking it out to the end.
Don't push yourself too hard!
>>4018825
Also Holy Shit. I just want to let you know, you're the reason I watched MD Geist, and a shitload of other hyperviolent OVAs after that.
>>4018832
We love you too, Track-man. Thanks for all the stuff you've made through the years!
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>>4018835
Making a fur coat out of puppies.
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>>4018812
I think I'm going to go pass out, then, it's about five in the morning here.

Thanks for everything, OP.
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>>4018833
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>>4018835
Maybe not being raised by a madman like Alyosha. But what about Whitney, Renee, and their relationship with the Darkblooms?
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Kay Vera waits, elbow on table and cheek on knuckles, while her boss reads her new story. He scrolls down the page, gawking like the idiot she knows he is. A real gawker, he is... hah.

"How long have you been working on this?" He asks.

"A year, give or take."

"You spent a whole year digging this up, huh?"

"Yes. And there's so much more to uncover -- I'd like to make this the first in a series. The corruption is massive -- it goes all the way to the top of the bureau, maybe. So many agents, with links to international crime syndicates--"

"No."

"...What?"

"I said no," Armstrong tells her. He closes the browser window. "You write listicles, Kay. Don't get too big for your britches."

Kay is appalled. She shakes her head. "You have got to be fucking kidding me right now."

"No, I'm not," he says. "We're not WaPo, and you're not Woodward or Bernstein. You're Kay Vera, and you owe me a series of 25 eye-popping gifs from the Golden Globes by EOB."

"This kind of work could bring this fucking site a Pulitzer! I did it all on my own time, and now all I need is a publisher! Why would you say no to this?!"

"I'm sure you care about putting a Pulitzer on MY wall," Armstrong says. "Yeah fucking right. I'm not your springboard to stardom, Kay. I'm your boss. You want a job with me -- do the job I hired you for. You think you can hack it with the big boys at the Washington desk, then go ahead. I'm not stopping you. Put on your big boy pants, quit, and go find a job for one of America's many flourishing newspapers. Fucking A."

Kay storms out of his office.

"I want those gifs!" He calls after her.
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Good night, Fuck Quest. Godspeed OP. Hopefully there's still some more tomorrow(today).
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>>4018845
I never said to lewd the Sand Reckoner daughteru.
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>>4018847
>Kay investigating the FBI
>Armstrong as her EIC
She meets Noelle then, right?
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>>4018847
>Kay
>Armstrong
>Bureau
This one is sweet.
It's also going to hurt me. Woof...
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>>4018850
i havent even thought of that, but its a good idea, i like it
its just too damn cliche ffs cant i just die in peace without being reminded of my past failures
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>>4018847
Oh god Armstrong, how fall you've fallen. This truly is the worst end
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>>4018855
Considering how much of an absolute fuck he was he kinda deserved it. Is it bad I kinda hope dark bloom lives a happy life somewhere rural, married to renee and keeps his children? Just never allowed near power, but he gets to actually dad?
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>>4018823
Oriri Positio Soliloquy, Sand Reckoner and Number Zero Daughteru
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If Dad says no, ask Mom.

Kay shows her new story to her other editor. She sits across from him in his freakishly well-kept office, while he reads through it.

"This is fantastic work," Nelson says after digesting it all from start to finish. "How long did you spend on this?"

"A year -- give or take."

He laughs. "Steven will kill me if I put you off the listicle mill, you know."

"I know," Kay says. "Wants me to keep my listicles inside my britches."

"But you know -- I think even this publication has a higher purpose. We should be the fourth estate, same as any traditional source. And a story like this just has to see the light of day."

"Is that a yes?" Kay asks.

"It's a yes, and don't tell Steven. Maybe he won't even see it."

He'll definitely see it -- and he'll definitely pitch a shitfit. But she won't rain on Nelson's parade.

"Keep it up," Nelson tells her. "There's a Pulitzer in your future, I bet."

She grins.
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>>4018860
Nelson and Armstrong, editors and bros for lyfe

Thank you for this OP
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>>4018860
In-fucking-separable.
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>>4018860
I am extremely happy with this turn of events
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>>4018860
The best timeline. We really did find it.
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>>4018860
And the bromance lives on
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>>4018860
Nevermind, everything is perfect here
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Why do I get the feeling we've moved from Haruhi to Steins;Gate where Okabe erasing himself from the timeline was the only true happy ending for everyone
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>>4018870
I... feel like you misread Steins;Gate, Anonymous-dono.
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Kay returns to her desk.

It's not the kind of desk she always envisioned as a kid, fantasizing about uncovering the next Watergate. Armstrong's got her number, all right... she wants to be this generation's W&B -- both, rolled into a single super-journalist.

She always pictured working in that environment: a dreary gray cornfield of gray carpet and gray filing-desks and gray chairs, baking under the low gray fluorescent lights, and every surface stacked high with drafts, with phones ringing off the hook in the background as people with pencils tucked behind their ears and clutching open yellow notepads, scurry all around like scattering cockroaches. "Get that down!" they'd be shouting, and "Where's that source?" and maybe even "What a scoop!"

This office is sleek and chic, with nary a paper in sight -- only rows and rows of open-concept cubicles that the well-dressed "reporters" hardly ever stray from, certainly not to track down scoops or interrogate sources -- there are only monitors, and curvy space-age desks piled high with insipid knick-knacks. What the fuck is a Funko Pop? She doesn't know, but half her coworkers collect them like a piece bread left behind the toaster collects fungal spores. It's too colorful here, too fun, and the ceiling lights are both too high and too energy-efficient.

It was enough to make her want to jump off a bridge.

But now, at last, she has a direction. She just needs to keep following the lead. The life of a journalist is never glamorous, but that one true lodestar can guide her. It was true in 1714, in 1814, in 1914, and in 2014. Follow the leads. She's got a good one, too.

Any reporter worth their salt always leans on her talents. In this case, Kay relies on her feminine charms. Unseemly? Perhaps. But what's a little honeypotting in exchange for a Pulitzer, anyway? A few years in the USAF, some of them prior to the end of DADT, gave her gaydar like you would not believe. She can sniff out a dyke from a mile away, and this bureau bitch desk-jockey she's in touch with is a capital-D, certified, free-range, grass-fed, grade-L, carpet-chewing Dyke.

Kay fires off a text to her: "Lunch?"
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>>4018880
Oh thank goodness. There are bright lights.
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>>4018880
YES
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>>4018880
Yuri finds a way
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Noelle gets a text. It's that horrible woman again, Kay Vera, asking if she can meet for lunch. Noelle knows she really shouldn't be talking to this reporter. In terms of job security, it's what those in the bureau call a CLM: a career-limiting move.

She replies immediately that yes, she can do lunch.

Hmm...

Was that too clingy?

She's too clingy, sometimes, with social engagements. So to defuse any tension in advance, she adds, in a second text: "haha" -- just that.

Then she thinks better of that, too, and adds, in a third text, a :P emoji.

She sets her phone down and sighs.

Kay Vera... what a strange woman. She writes listicles for a site that has never published a single reputable article about anything real. But Kay is asking her all sorts of things about cases deemed cold before their time, evidence disappearing from the stores, foreign nationals given sweetheart queen-for-a-day deals... she's quite obviously working on an expose. Doesn't take Sherlock to figure that one out, Watson.

Or that would be the logical conclusion, if Kay Vera were a real fucking reporter, which she isn't -- Noelle would know -- she's done her due diligence and has read every single piece of Kay's extant oeuvre, such as it is, several times over.

So if Kay isn't really working an actual story, then what's her play? Well, that's obvious too. Years at the bureau have given Noelle a finely honed gaydar, and her extracurricular viewing hobbies have helped sharpen that already honed blade to an atom-tipped point. Kay Vera is gay. Gaaaay. No doubt about it -- and Kay's personal history only supports the theory. What kind of woman joins the Air Force? A gay one, that's what kind -- that's just a good statistical inference, right there.

Girls loving girls is all well and good in 2D, but it gives Noelle the heebie jeebies to consider it with a Z-axis added. She hates to lead Kay on this way, as clearly desperate and affection starved as that woman is... it's honestly pathetic... but Noelle also can't deny that there's something quite bewitching about her, too.

Not in that way obviously.

In a just-friends way.

If Kay would just drop the shit and ask her out on a date instead of pretending there's some scoop to be had -- err, well, she wouldn't say yes to a date, but rather...

Noelle scratches her head with both hands and groans.

She grabs her phone and in a flurry, she sends another text: "What time? My boyfriend is taking me to dinner so we should do it sooner rather than later!"

But that seems way too on-the-nose, doesn't it?

So she adds, to that, a second text: "haha"

:P
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>>4018880
>>4018904
It's so sweet, I love it and I hate it
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>>4018904
haha posting returns
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>>4018904
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>>4017552
>no choice here
Gay
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>>4018904
I love them so much
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>>4017673
Scrambled eggs. Heh
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I'm really flagging, guys. I didn't want to separate this into two runs, but I need to rest a little bit. There's more to come. We will continue to explore the 422nd scenario together in a few hours. Stick around and be comfy.
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>>4017732
Season 1 episode 1 signing in
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>>4018917

Understandable, thanks for the ride OP. Rest up.
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>>4018917
Sleep tight, OP
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>>4018917
Sounds good, OP. I'll do the same then.
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We're already on 774 in a few hours, pretty fast.
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>>4018917
Go get some sleep, OP. You've earned it
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>>4018917
Get some rest, OP.
Thanks for all your hard work, ykno, with the black holes and all
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>>4018173
How do I make this work on mobile
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>>4018934
You type it in manually? Just don't be so stupid that you actually type 'dot' and 'slash' rather than the symbols.
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While we wait warmly, I have some stuff for you guys. I'm in a group chat with OP where we usually talk about Mario Maker 2 stuff, and occasionally he'll drop a lore tidbit on us regarding something that came up in conversation. So here's some off-the-record bonus content for you guys.

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K: who's the biggest shitposter on *chan. Ally, Whitney, Vivian, or Gal?

OP: Alabaster is for sure spending close to 100% of his time in the generals of the girls trying to shill that they're involved with Alabaster Soliloquy and/or purityfagging
the persistent meme that cerise was getting deep daily darkbloom dickings triggers him especially hard, but pretty much all of it does in one way or another, and he can't stay away

K: bahaha

OP: Vivian knows all of this naturally, so she poses as a slutfag on /vdbg/ posting really lurid scenarios/speculation/rumors about Vivian because it makes Alabaster particularly possessive and jealous and therefore, passionate in bed.

K: Oh my

OP: gal doesn't like *Chan, and Whitney reads her own general thread a lot but never posts
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[Regarding pic related]

C: Who gets Smatters bath duty?

OP: Surprisingly, Alabaster is basically the only person who Smatters can get a bath from and emerge unmolested

K: ... alright, what's the punchline?

OP: When she doesn't get molested at bathtime she goes like this >:T until he caves in and does it

K: bahaha

C: Pff
I figured kay might have had some restraint

OP: Kay molests her under the guise of needing to clean tough to reach spots very thoroughly

C: Would charlotte and scarlett feel at all weird about cleaning their old classmate

OP: Scarlett yes, Charlotte no.
Noelle: https://i.imgur.com/ECZcgU0.png
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>>4018943
>>4018956
Thank you for blessing us with this sweetness
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[Regarding Noelle's Mario Maker level]

K: aaaaaa why Is this so hard

OP: Noelle wants to prove that she appreciates hard things too!

K: by making a level where you speed down a series of tight spaces!

OP: while avoiding phallic objects!
wait

K: When did we get so gay?

OP: I don't know what you mean, Noelle is straight as they come

K: Who is 'they" and where are they coming?
Oh man I just realized OP
You missed the chance to call easy mode 'Journalist Mode'

C: i do consider it canon that the easy version of her level was made specifically because Kay was throwing a tantrum

OP: oh. yeah i forgot to explain that
Kay said she wouldn't come to bed until she cleared it

K: lmfao
good shit

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K: 'what if i put a triple right after the start of the third door
just as a joke haha'

OP: 'haha you got your butt poked lol what if you got your butt poked by me in real life [blushing emoji]"

K: how the hell did Noelle get to where she was lmfao

OP: my official explanation here is that kay and noelle made their levels explicitly to anger one another

C: This Cake keeps herself afloat by sheer force of anger and horniness

>>4018962
No problem. OP's too good at coming up with impromptu hypotheticals
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OP: since it's Christmas, would you like the gift of a Rose2-ism I was planning but (likely) won't get to use?

K: I sure as hecky won't say no

OP: actually on introspection I think it would work better for Whitney even though I've got it under Rose2's name on the board
So let's call it a Whitney-ism

In some sort of argument, Alabaster asks her to back him up and she says "No, I'm Sweden" and Alabaster is like "you mean Switzerland" and she says "no, I mean Sweden" and Alabaster is like "you definitely mean Switzerland, Switzerland is the neutral country" and whitney says "well I'm pretty sure Sweden is neutral too" so Alabaster looks it up to prove her wrong and finds out Sweden was neutral in WWII, but he still won't accept she was right, and insists she was only right by accident, and was misremembering Switzerland all along

K: oh yeah that's totemo Whitney
definitely sounds like one of those things she would have accidentally picked up via osmosis through Ally's quizdorkiness

OP: oology!
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>>4018956
Imagining Smatters's >:T face fills me with the warmest smile
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C: i know lofi hip hop radio beats to relax/study to is a meme but the music selection is honestly great

OP: yeah it's legitimately chill
I hope that girl passes her test though

C: when does lofi studying girl get added as the final haremite
when does lofi studying girl get added to smash
oh yeah OP, alexfag had a question about the Catachresis family
was it ever implied/confirmed that Rose2's and Amber's fake dad was our dad?

OP: It was never explicitly stated, but you can assume this is the case.
also. i did briefly consider a vaporwave type aesthetic as a haremite in planning season 2. Imagine a girl with Vivian's personality but more interested in music/art than science/business

C: ah, that sounds like it would have been great

K: sounds like a lot of that was commuted towards Gal

OP: It was just a passing thought, i had this vision of Alabaster driving around the California countryside with this aloof gf in the passenger seat wearing huge sunglasses and 90s chic

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C: Did you ever foresee a turn of events where we actually ended up fucking stasi or mara?

OP: Mara was a distant possibility, but it got scuttled early on in season 2.
By the time I conceived Stasi we were already in a position where we were never going to make friends with Russian nationals in league with Mara, so I didn't ever see her as possible.
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OP: amber streaming wii sports resort when

K: never soon enough
Or Ring Fit Adventure with her and Vivian

OP: she'd end up getting them both banned in a manner similar to sakura dokuhaku

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OP: which character do you think is most into asmr

K: gal for sure
and weirdly, maybe Alex

OP: yes! I picture gal is into for the actual ostensible reason, noelle is into it because of more sordid reasons (she insists otherwise)

K: I feel like Cerise, Rose, and Whitney just don't "get" it lol

OP: they definitely think it's just a fetish thing
meanwhile Rose2 is most likely to actually be an asmr streamer
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K: I can proudly say I took just over an hour and only used two levels on the timer!
uh, two lives*

OP: quicklore: Mom calls “lives" in video games "levels" and it drives everyone nuts

K: pfff
Who calls them Mans and who calls them Guys?
I'm betting Charlotte and Renee

OP: Kay calls them 'mans' to be cheeky, Whitney calls them guys

K: I can see that

OP: Charlotte says "lives" properly but she calls 'one-ups' 'one-mans'

K: okay THAT'S triggering

OP: Oooh I got a one man!

K: I am now less interested in her gamer girl pee

OP: Oh I guess you don't even care about the time in high school when she peed on Samantha in an arcade bathroom!

K: continue.

OP: I don't know, I just made it up! But I could see it happening.

K: heh
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[on the topic of escape rooms]

K: I try to picture the FQ cast in an escape room, but every single scenario devolves into an orgy within 10 minutes

C: The people running it watching through the cameras
"So, uh... Are they stuck?"

K: those poor college kids having to clean up the mess afterwards

OP: when whitney was trying to reconnect with vivian, she kept taking vivian to things Whitney enjoys (baseball games, go-karting) but Vivian didn't. So finally Vivian suggested an escape room with her, Whitney, and Alabaster. It was a disaster.
Whitney kept trying to break into things that clearly didn't need to be accessed, Vivian overthought to an insane degree, and Alabaster, who could have maybe solved it, kept getting mad and not figuring anything out either

K: bahaha

C: I would so fucking love to see how whitney interprets an escape room's obtuse puzzles

OP: "There's definitely something behind this cabinet!"
"Whitney--"
"Cmon, help me pull it off the wall!"

K: Smartest girl in the universe
Cuts straight through the bullshit lmfao

OP: "Whitney, they told us that nothing would be behind furniture--"
"That's what us in the know call a RED HERRING, Viv."

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OP: had a delicious imperial black stout that i didn't realize was 12.8% abv until my third glass
I couldn't resist a beer entitled Big Black Voodoo Daddy

C: That feels like one of the nicknames Tyrus's boyfriends would give him

OP: lmfao

K: y i k e s

OP: for sure marquis called him that whenever a plan worked
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>>4018998
[on the topic of Rose's Mario Maker level]

OP: Do you think Rose would spend a lot of time making a level look nice, or make it kinda spartan

K: of course Rose would make it look nice
It has to be the very best of course
Not that she cares what you think, you freak.

C: She'd make it decorative and then get mad when Alabaster doesn't notice or appreciate it

OP: true
she's gonna be madder than alabaster can't clear it

K: how much is Alabaster gonna pay Kay to set the WR under his name?
(which she purposely lowballs and beats after the payment is made)

C: Fuck Quest OVA but it's entirely mario maker shitposting

OP: Alabaster offers to pay Kay to beat it but she can't.

Kay, hungry for the payday, secretly tells Noelle that she's stuck on this really hard level and she'll make it worth Noelle's while if she can clear it.

But Noelle can't either. So Noelle secretly goes to Gal and says there's this really hard level Kay wants to beat, and if Gal can help Noelle clear it for her to impress Kay, she'll reward Gal handsomely.

Gal isn't as good at New Sup as other styles, so she asks Rose to help her figure it out.

Rose beats Alabaster's ass.

K: lmfao
Such is life in The Nail House.

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And that's all the most interesting/funny stuff from the chat. Hope you guys enjoyed it! Now, back to waiting.
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>>4018143
5 am and I’m beside myself with giggles at this stupid spin off

It has no right to be that good
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>>4018583
>the universe is a block chain of realities

Thanks op I merkle hate it
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>finally watching the 2018 FLCL sequels while waiting
Jesus Christ, what the fuck did they do?
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I have missed, due to the utterly bullshit work schedule I have been forced to adopt, the last 3 episodes live, but now... here at the end of the and, and the beginning of the next beginning, I can say with pure honesty that I'm so... very, very very proud of all of you who voted well. Life is pain, and there was truly no possible way to avoid it entirely, so this was certainly a wild ride to catch up with.

It hurt.... but finally, we protected the smiles. The future smiles. Because of our choices, the smiles that had yet to be were assured a place to grow and flourish, and for that, I salute you all.
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>>4019084
>we protected the smiles
You think we're done?
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>>4019086
Part of me hopes so.
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i decided that i would get into bed earlier to fix my nonexistant sleep schedule and read this episode after the fact. man it was definitely worth it, still gave me a rollercoaster of emotions (one third of the fun is reading what all the anons post) and im sure i will enjoy whatever op will post later tomorrow.
and being someone who was there from thre/a/d one makes is all the better
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Hi I'm a lurker so let me just say something. Fuck Quest was the most bizzare thing I've ever had the joy of reading all the way through. I found the first episode of the resurgence while browsing /qst/ and decided to read through the entirety of what was the original series. After that I then stayed on board for this quest. I didn't know what to expect aside from a bunch of smut and what at first seemed like a bunch of one dimensional stereotypes which then turned into characters that I genuinely found myself caring about. I cant claim to say I've been here since the very beginning but I've been here since the start of this 2 year journey and it's an experience I can concretely say I've had the honor of reading through. If theres nothing left after these epilogues then theres only one thing I have left to say. To OP, you are a madman, scholar, twister of hearts and all around cool dude, I hope you stick around and write more amazing stories to come. To the readers, you are the most degenerate individuals that I've been more than happy to call my friends in this journey. Let's see this thing through to the very end shall we?
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I was the person who rolled the 6 at the "How many are mad" at the horrible dinner and that was my first experience with FUCK Quest.

When naked-apron'd Mom stuck a finger up our ass during a blowjob, that's when I fell in love.
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>>4019248
>I was the person who rolled the 6 at the "How many are mad" at the horrible dinner
Wasn't there multiple?
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>>4019265
Probably. Selective memory to self-aggrandize.
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Samantha pumps up and down, her brow furrowed, her huge, sweaty chest heaving. She lets out little pips and groans, small "aahhhn" noises -- as she bites her quivering lip and works herself up into a lather. Her boobs and butt jiggle like jelly. It kind of hurts, but it feels good, too... she doesn't wanna stop...

But finally the bike tire is fully inflated again, and she pulls the hose off the inner-tube's nozzle. She sets the pump aside, by the racks of mountain bikes along the wall, screws the cap back on the tire's inner rim, stands. She tests the bike by rolling it back and forth a couple times.

"Good as new!" Samantha tells the young boy.

"W-wow..." he gulps.

"If you want a kit to repair any future leaks you spring, I can give you a special discount!" She leans way forward, pinky to her pink lips, and winks. "It'll be our secret~"

He's going to be springing a lot of future leaks because of Samantha -- that's for sure. It's not common that a man can look back on his life and pinpoint the very moment his balls descended; but this boy, years down the line, will be able to remember with crystal clarity the day in the bike shop when Samantha Smatters, sweaty, panting, leaned in with her cleavage inches from his face.

"Y-yes..." he mutters.

She rings him up. He's slow to produce the cash, and slower to take the little kit she hands him.

"Do you need a pump from me too?" Samantha asks.

"I..."

"I'll give you a pump!"

She gives him a pump. Uh. A bike pump.

He wanders from the store in a fugue, pushing his bike, with the plastic bag hanging off the handlebar.

Samantha smiles to herself at a job well done. Wanting to stay productive, she opens the till and starts to count the money inside it. Her manager regards her, resting a cheek on his palm. She tries to pretend she doesn't notice him watching, but she hates to be observed like this, and begins to wilt.

"I am thankful of being a Uranian," Gustav finally tells her, to break the tension.

"Huh?" Samantha says. She finally looks at him. "I don't understand. Don't tell me you're an alien, Mr. Eichmann!"

He laughs. "Are you aware, the effect you have on customers?"

She titters. She's aware... even if she plays dumb sometimes.
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>Samantha /ss/
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"Well," Gustav says, "You drive them bonkers."

"Do I?" Samantha says. She wiggles a bit on the stool upon which she sits, and bats her eyelashes.

"But this is good! You bring business in like nothing else."

It's true. The Blue Sprocket is seeing record profits since Samantha joined the team. People who don't even own bikes are coming by just to interact with the star salesbunny.

Of course it's not hard to cut a better profile with the public than the previous cashier. Spancer was never... the most jovial of employees... this is true too.

He's much better suited to his current job of assembling the bikes in the back. He has to work quickly because Samantha sells so many each day. The crazy outfit helps -- sex sells, now as always. Gustav is almost scared to ask whether Samantha wears those ears and cottontail 24/7.

"I'm just happy I can help!" she says.

This, too, is true. She's never held a job down for more than a few months... this time feels different. She likes Mr. Eichmann. He respects her for what she can do. And she likes Mr. Spancer, too. He never mistreats her. They could be the kind of family she never had before.
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>>4019283
>Gustav and Smatters

There's a joke here about S1 SMATTERS and Gustav here, I know it.
They never did interact in the reboot did they?
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>>4019283
>>4019296
Wow. This is... wow.
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>>4019283
>>4019296
This world is bonkers, Gustav.
It's still pleasant. Good lucky Sammy.
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>>4019296
This is not the combination I expected but I'm glad it exists
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>>4019283
>>4019296
Wholesome
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>>4019296
I'm glad she's happy
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>>4019321
It's the perfect timeline, anon. If even a single haremite isn't happy then we need to burn it all down and start over again.
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So when do we get to see Samantha make a man out of that kid
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>>4019336
Never. 422 is a pure continuity. PURE.
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Marquis has had it up to here with these fatass pigs. "For the last time," he says. "We're out. We're making some in the back, so wait. It'll be 15 minutes tops."

He puts the warming tray of mac 'n' cheese under the heat lamps as the couple, who probably clock over half a ton if weighed together, continue to rage at him.

"You call this customer service? It's s'posed to be all you can eat!" Says the rotund man. His jowls contain the vestiges of the food he's already consumed.

"It is all you can eat!" Marquis shouts. He turns and indicates the buffet lines all around, gesticulating at them. "Look at all this fu-- look at all this food! There's kids starving in India, you know! Be thankful!" He lets his arms fall to his side, the denim of his jeans flapping with the force of it. Feeling the exhaustion suddenly grip him, he wipes his damp forehead with the back of his latex-gloved hand, and, shifting his weight, he sighs deeply.

"That's disgusting," the hammy woman tells him. "That's a violation of health codes!"

Marquis exhales hard. Lord Jesus, give me strength, he thinks...

"I want to speak with your manager!" The man says. "You can't treat us like this! All we want is some got damned mozzarella sticks! How hard is that!"

"You do not want to speak with my manager," Marquis tells them. "Trust me."

"Yes we do!" The woman chimes in. "You stupid--"

Here comes Daddy.

"There a problem here, miss?" Tyrus asks, strolling up, gripping the lapels of his ostentatious blazer with both ostentatiously-bejeweled hands.

"Yeah!" She says. "You're out of mozzarella sticks!"

"I'm sure our fine employees are frying some more up as we speak," Tyrus tells them.

"Your dumbass employees have been working on that for the past thirty minutes!" The man shouts. (It's been more like three minutes, but time probably passes more slowly for you when you have the gravitational pull of a dwarf star.)

"I'm gonna need y'all to calm down," Tyrus tells them.

Marquis smiles. This is gonna be good.

"Calm down?" The woman shouts. She tugs on her muumuu, unwedging it from her gunt. "This is how you treat customers, huh! Maybe we should call corporate!"

"You're even more disrespectful than that sweaty little idiot here--" the man begins.

Tyrus takes a step closer.

It's a subtle shift of the power dynamic. All of a sudden he's not the friendly manager anymore -- he's just a tall, strong, and very pissed off guy who seems keen to find out what punching the Stay Puft marshmallow man would be like.

"On behalf of The Sizzler," Tyrus says in patently false graciousness. "I'm inviting y'all to leave before this shit gets ugly. I'll comp the meal. Sincerest apologies for the experience."

They lurch out, grumbling. Marquis giggles.

Tyrus turns on him. "What are you laughing at? Go make some fuckin' mozzarella sticks. Jesus."

Marquis kisses him before leaving again towards the kitchen. Is that a violation of health codes too?
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>>4019347
AHAHAHAHAHA oh shit.
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>>4019347
Fuck it, I'll take it.
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>>4019347
Pff, of course it's the Sizzler. Fuckin good.
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I want Smatters to pump air into my ass and pop me like a balloon.
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>>4019347
I was just wondering about these tragic homos.
Long live the chief!
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Equivalent Exchange, all these corrupt CEOs, Senators, and Gangsters turning good and uninmportant will have an answer, someone good and unimportant turning into the most evil mastermind.
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>>4019347
>OP is going to do this for literally everyone
You absolute madlad
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>>4019370
Someone has to push humanity towards the stars.
I'd hope for more but one of the other constants is bound to be Stacks' being an insufferable weeb
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>>4019379
Like Red Mist/The Motherfucker but more anime.
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Alex Best knocks on the door of a certain classroom. He's the first student here -- not just in this class, but anywhere on campus. This is his first day at the new school, and he wants to leave a good impression.

"Come in."

He steps into the room. The teacher he'll be TA'ing for (and, although she doesn't know it yet, the one whose FIRST Robotics club he'll be joining) is seated at her desk. She's typing, keystrokes rapid yet somehow methodical, as a little thermos of coffee with an uncapped lid steams beside her.

"Ms. Guiteau?" He says.

She doesn't reply. Just types. He leans to the side and peeps at her screen long enough to see that she's putting together a syllabus for her intro to programming course.

This woman isn't what Alex pictured... err... he's seen pictures of her, obviously. She's led this school to top placings at the national FIRST competition multiple times. But she comes off as sort of robotic, herself -- and Alex wonders if maybe he's already said or done something to upset her. Was showing up at 6 AM a little too much? He worries about that.

"I'm, uh..." he begins. "I'm Alex. I'm your new--"

She points at a small stack of papers beside her, not tearing her eyes from the screen. "Please make copies of these. I need 120 of each."

He nods. Being given tasks is precisely what he wants from life. Structure, direction -- and, hopefully at the end, praise. He's had so little of it all, and he's so hungry for it.

He picks the papers up. "Right away, Ms. Guiteau!"

She doesn't look at him. In the pall of the monitor's glow, her face framed by her fiery hair is slender, beautiful... is Alex hot for teacher, already? Oh yeah.

Just before Alex leaves, Ms. Guiteau finally swivels her head (torso remaining stock-still), and regards him.

"You are my TA, correct?" She says. "I wouldn't want to have asked a random student to do my errands."

Alex nods.

"Good. I look forward to the school year," she says. After a brief pause, she adds: "Say. Have you ever heard of FIRST Robotics? I'm the faculty adviser for the program."

Alex smiles, broad and goofy. "Sounds fun," he says.

He's going to like it at North High.
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>>4019386
>Young Alabaster corrupted by homolust
Noooooooooooo
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>>4019391
He remembers everything anyway
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>>4019386
>>4019391
you sure? I instantly saw a world of principal Soliloquy and vice principal Mallory regularly getting overly touchy with PE teacher Price
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>>4019391
Shoganai~
>>4019370
>>4019379
>>4019385
I believe even the lowest scum can be redeemed, anons.
Let us join in prayer for the salvation of this tainted soul.
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All this is just a hallucination of what could have been and what could be and we're strangling Rose to make her feel something in our listless existence as our daughter looks on from over the horizon of the desert seas.
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>>4019386
All smiles
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>>4019395
>Phys Ed
>Not Auto Shop
Come on now.

>>4019386
Good for both of them. Do your best, Alex and Sable. Be happy this time.
>>4019397
There is no redemption possible for someone named Boyd Stackleford. Sand Reckoner doomed him upon his creation.
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>>4019405
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Not up-to speed oldfag can't resist the urge and peeks
the half-mummified body of Renee Carte
Fuck. There goes best grill. Fuck
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>>4019422
It's all gonna be daijoubu friend
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>>4019422
It gets wacky
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>>4019426
I'm afraid, I'm so very afraid. I miss the times we thought that Alabaster falling off a roof with a Katana in his belly counted as shit going down.
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I can't believe we're already at 800 replies, probably 900 if you can't the other sites
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>>4019431
Embrace that pain and use it as your for the rest of your journey, Anonymous-dono.
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>>4019431
FQ1 was shounen, FQ2-4 is hard seinen
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Qiangxiang watches from the second story, on her knees with her hands gripping the balustrades, as the police speak with Uncle.

He vehemently pleads his innocence, but it won't do -- they aren't here to listen to his side of things. The police shout over him. They are saying something about embezzlement... pilfered funds, counter-revolutionary statements... Qiangxiang is only little yet, but she's precocious, and she knows these are serious matters.

She will never see Uncle again, when they lead him away -- that much is certain.

Ah well. He was always strange towards her... he made her clam up and get a sick feeling in her stomach whenever he was around.

The police handcuff him, and take him out, boots clapping on the ornately tiled floor of the mansion's foyer. He struggles uselessly against them the whole way, making impotent threats and alternating this with doglike begging for mercy.

A shadow falls across Qiangxiang's face. She looks up.

It's father. "Are you sad?" He asks her.

Qiangxiang slowly shakes her head. She wonders whether she should be... but she has to admit that she isn't.

"Your uncle hurt this company almost irreparably. He will be gone for a long time -- maybe forever."

Qiangxiang nods.

Father sighs. "I maybe should not tell you this next part..."

"You may tell me."

He smiles. "Thank you, princess, for permission to speak."

She nods as if this were seriously said.

"I am told that he tried to murder me last year," father says.

Qiangxiang flinches. So that's why Uncle always frightened her...

Father picks her up.

She doesn't like to be toted around... it makes her feel like a child. And father likes toting her around, precisely for that reason...

"Remember what I told you?" He asks.

"Yes. A liar has no honor."

"A liar has no honor," father repeats, and hugs her tight. "I am sorry you had to see that."

For the last time ever -- though neither knows it at the time -- Qiangxiang asks for a bedtime story. He tells her the one of the prince from the west who woos the court princess. It's her favorite.
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>>4019449
... Even this is making me cry. This time she won't turn out evil.
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>>4019449
>"Yes. A liar has no honor."
I don't have enough sighs in the world for this.
>For the last time ever -- though neither knows it at the time -- Qiangxiang asks for a bedtime story. He tells her the one of the prince from the west who woos the court princess. It's her favorite.
nononononononono
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>>4019449
cute!
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>>4019449
>for the last time ever
...because she didn't ask him to read it again, right?
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>>4019454
But for the sins of her dead past self, she'll stay in china if she knows what's good for her.
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>>4019449
SCOTFREE
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>>4019458
That's not how you say it, anon. Like so:
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>>4019449
True best girl right here
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>>4017732
I'm sorry I didn't catch up to you on time, lads, I tried, but I have other things on hand and my own quest I'm trying not to let die again...


I only learned after this coming back less than a week ago, because of being off the site for almost two years. Really fucking happy I made it at all, since I thought it died years ago, but my heart really actually hurts knowing this is the end and I'm behind.

This quest is what inspired me to write my own Quest in the first place OP. Mine might not have sex (yet) and not even nearly as many fans, but your comeback makes me believe that it might work again, even after a long break.

You probably hear this a lot, but you're great, OP. Even reading the early threads, again, I couldn't look away from the screen. I pray on everything that is holy that I might be blessed to read more of your stuff one day.

Thank you
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>>4019462
No waifu is constant, they're all different people from the ground up.
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>>4019469
Sit and spin, lad. Chloe was a garbage human being but I hope this round goes better for her all the same.
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>>4019473
Nah, metaphorically fuck her. Literally fucking her is how Chloe wins.
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>>4019476
I want Chloe to win, she did nothing wrong.
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>>4019480
Except literally everything after we fucked her, sure. I _I
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Are we ever gonna get all of FQ compiled into a bunch of pastebins for a centralized reading experience
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>>4019481
All the waifus are alive, even the ones who died before we met Qiangxiang.
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>>4019488
>oh don't worry, I shot the guy to death, but the doctors brought him back; that means I didn't attempt to murder him
She made her choices, bad ones, and she'll have to live with the consequences, and not fuck off to paradise and win everything.
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>>4019503
Why tho? She did nothing wrong.
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Anna fiddles with the strings of her hoodie as she stares at the cork-board where postings for all the school clubs are hung.

StuCo... no, way too public-facing... FIRST Robotics... no, too much effort. Orchestra... oof... after flunking her admission to Juilliard, she may never touch a cello again. Japanese Cultural Appreciation... that catches her eye... but she realizes they probably don't like her type.

Well what else is left? Hmm... oh, here's one-- now this, this she could definitely--

"Step aside, nerd," Renee says.

Anna is gobsmacked. "n-nerd..."

Renee gently pushes her to one side, steering her by the shoulders. "You heard me." With Anna clear of the posting board, she staples her flier to it.

She puts her hands on her hips, then, proud, as she examines it. It's on bright orange paper, 11x17, printed with obnoxiously huge letting and a cyborg clipart, impossible to miss. She'll get signups out the wazoo, for sure, for sure.

"that's... so mean... aren't you a teacher here"

"Yeah," Renee says. "And I love nerds. Nerds make the world go round. Nothing against nerds -- you just needed to step aside, that's all."

Anna peers at the posting Renee hung. "transhumanism..." she murmurs, reading aloud.

"We're taking all members," Renee tells her. "This is the kind of nerd shit that's right up your alley."

"what makes you think i'm a nerd" Anna pouts.

Renee laughs. "Your glasses? The way you dress like that, in the middle of August? ... The fact that it's, oh, an hour before first bell and you're already at school? Without any buddies, too. What's your name?"

"anna"

"Anna, you're cute. I was just like you when I was younger. Let's get you out of that shell and into a good club." She nudges her with an elbow. "We've got bunnies!"

Anna does like bunnies.

But there's something else that has her attention already. "i was thinking of anime club actually"

Renee's smile drops. "Oh, God. You're making an awful mistake. That's social plutonium, Anna."

She shrugs. Social plutonium is pretty much what she wants.

"do you know the faculty adviser?" Anna asks. She points at the name at the bottom of the flier: Sakura Dokuhaku.

"Nope," Renee says. "But I guarantee it's some frumpy white girl just pretending to be Japanese. Don't be fooled."

"oh it definitely is," Anna says, smiling wanly. "sakura is a character in one of my favorite shows... so it means the adviser has good taste..."

Renee rolls her eyes. Taste... yeah. No accounting for taste.
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>>4019503
as a kid she got molested by her custodian who also killed her father. Her favourite memory of her father, the western prince tale, seemed to manifest itself in her life. You sure you'd not be cracked after such a life, that you'd not had acted in the same way?
This Chloe wouldnt kill, nor offer to let herself be killed.
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>>4019512
I don't care if she was cracked, she was a bad person who did bad things, and I'm not letting her win.
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>>4019510
>We will never see this Fuck Quest through
Feels bittersweet
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>>4019510
Oh god oh fuck oh god
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>>4019510
Multiple levels of O U C H
But hope. And then...
>sakura is a character in one of my favorite shows
Unreasonable fear is fear all the same.
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>>4019510
oh god op stop what the fuck im already far too close to diabetus wth
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>>4019510
Yeah, I needed this.
i hope we get some cute renee + whitney/vivian too though
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"This tea is dreadful," Vivian says, setting her cup down on the saucer. "Why have we come to such a dreary eatery?"

"It has good reviews," David says. "And in any case, it is nice to be away from home and work."

"Such a low-class establishment," Vivian complains.

"Are you hungry?" David asks. "I am told the tiramisu here is to die for."

"Spare me the foodborne illness. No. I am not hungry, father."

David frowns. Vivian's in one of her moods.

"Hi!" chirps a perky barista, coming to a stop at their table. "Welcome to the Rutabaga Cafe! What can I get for you?"

"We have already been served," Vivian tells her sourly.

"Oh! I'm sorry. How is everything?"

"This tea is drea--"

"Actually," David says, cutting his daughter off, "we will take two helpings of tiramisu."

"Absolutely," the girl says, scribbling on her yellow notepad. "I'll have that right out for you."

"Thank you."

Vivian makes rather a show of sighing. Ever since Mara's death by cancer last year, she's been so downcast and dour... David could never tell her how happy he is, in turn, to have that horrible woman gone. Vivian may never know what a truly terrible person her mother was.

But now that he has confirmation, too, that Vivian's maternal grandfather is dead... thank you, Damon... he feels comfortable to finally reveal something else that's been eating away at him. Thus the off-campus spontaneous lunch date.

"So," Vivian says, tilting her head. "What is it? Bad news about our investors? The real reason Ms. Carte left the organization? It must be serious indeed, to drag me all this way."

"There is something I must tell you," he admits. "And it is serious. But it's nothing bad."

She calmly waits for him to say what.

"Vivian -- you are not my only child. You have an older sister I never told you about."
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I still wanna put a maximum of two babies inside Chloe's tiny chinacunt.
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>>4019594
Oh David, will you never learn?
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>>4019594
>nothing bad
Bahaha, fucking hell OP
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>>4019594
>But it's nothing bad."
>She calmly waits for him to say what.
Oh you!
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>>4019594
>the tiramasu here is to die for
Bahaha.
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>>4019594
I wanted to fix Mara with the power of dick, I really really did!
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Ding-dong, ding-dong... ding-dong, ding-dong.

The bell for first period gently chimes, but the milling students are slow to come back to order.

"Okay, class, okay," hollers Mr. Langley over the din. "I know summer break was long, but let's get back into the swing of things, huh? Welcome to US Government!"

He turns and writes it on the board in chalk in huge letters: US GOVERNMENT.

"Who can tell me what the purpose of government is?"

No one raises their hand. Alabaster is supposed to be in this class... he'd pipe up for sure if he were here. Where is that rapscallion? Mr. Langley sighs. Always late. Especially to first period. Missing periods like this is going to get that boy in big trouble one day. Mr. Langley just hopes he doesn't make that tardiness part of his after-school quiz drilling too.

"You," he says, pointing at a random student. "What is the purpose of government?"

The boy shrugs. "Laws and stuff."

"Laws. Okay. Why do we have laws?"

"So there isn't... murdering and stealing and stuff?"

Mr. Langley nods. "Okay, okay... so it's a social contract. Keeps us out of the state of nature. Good." He pushes his glasses up the bridge of his nose. "What am I doing... I'm getting ahead of myself. I think some introductions are in order before we dive in, huh? So, I'm Mr. Langley... let's go around and introduce ourselves. We've got a long year ahead!"

He circles his desk and leans against it with his coccyx. "We have a couple especially important students here with us -- students with no experience of US Government whatsoever. Fazil -- Kenichi -- please, stand! Your perspectives will be so enlightening as we all learn together."

The boys stand.

"Where are you from?" He asks Fazil.

"Turkey. I am quite looking forward to learning the ways and customs of America."

The tassel of his fez jitters; he's full of nerves.

"And you, Kenichi -- it looks like you know our ways and customs already."

"Ayup, I reckon I do." He grips his belt buckle. "Y'all can me Ken. I hail from over yonder in Japan, but I admire your cultural ways 'n such. I rightly reckon I do."

"Welcome to America," he tells them both.
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>>4019647
>Missing periods like this is going to get that boy in big trouble one day.

lmao
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>>4019647
blessed timeline
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>>4019647
Fazil! Ken! Fazil and Ken!
My sadness that we'll never get to see a season 5 of this fuck quests is immense.
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>>4019647
It's beautiful.
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>>4019647
I so desperately want a buddy cop comedy starring these two
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>>4019647
>Ally's not at school
Wuh oh...
I thought Ken was older than the rest of the crew for some reason. It's nice to see them together though. Hopefully their friendship will be built on honesty this time.
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>>4019665
Flipping the order marking of Cerise as the first one at home right now.
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>>4019677
My money's on a mental breakdown desu
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>>4019682
I figured he ran into a certain tomboy and had to get a quickie in.
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Anime club... anime club! ANIME CLUB! Renee balls her fists and resists the temptation to pound her desk. Anime club! What kind of degenerate psychopath freak would willingly choose anime club over something as kickass and mind-blowing as transhumanism club? She scowls to herself. Kids these days.

"Uh... Ms. Carte?" A student asks.

Her AP Bio class is waiting for her to begin. She looks up at them, seated in their rows at the black laminate tables.

Anna is seated way in the back -- second from the rear, on the far right. Such a wallflower.

Renee vows to herself that she will woo this poor wayward girl from the grubby clutches of the wapanese, if it's the last thing she does. She can sense a brilliant mind lurks inside that mute little ginger's head... one that shouldn't be wasted on cartoons!

If Renee's being honest with herself, it's just her competitive streak flaring up. This is her first year as a teacher, and her first year heading a school club too. She wants to be the very best. Right from jump. That means stomping on all the other dorks in all the other clubs, and stealing them away from their loser advisers. Who is Sakura Dokuhaku, anyway? A loser, that's who. Renee is going to make Anna ditch that loser and join the transhumanism club, for sure... for sure.

"...Ms. Carte?" Another student says.

She clears her throat. "Yes. Sorry. Let's begin."
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>>4019688
>tfw your student is eating you out in the middle of class under your desk and you have to act like everything is fine
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>>4019688
Blessed girl, best girl.

She's completely right, too. I would join that club in a heartbeat.
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>>4019688
Cute Carte
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>>4019688
>What kind of degenerate psychopathic freak would willingly choose anime club over something as kickass and mind-blowing as transhumanism club?

All these years later, OP still mad.
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>>4019688
>Anna is seated way in the back -- second from the rear, on the far right.
Alabaster's not going to have a place to sit anymore. Good luck Renee! Don't let drunk anime nerds win!
>>4019686
Would Whitney wait outside on the driveway all day for Alabaster? I think so.
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You stumble into the hallway, still clad in only your boxers -- dazed, amazed. Is this real life? Are you really here? Are you really inside your old house, six years ago... or a trillion years in the future, rather? Did you really make it? It can't be... it can't be. It's a lie. It has to be. It's another Sand Reckoner trick.

But it's not.

This is real. All of it... you're real and you're really here.

"Alabaster!" Cerise shouts, chasing you from your bedroom. "Are you gonna walk to school naked now, too? Freak!"

You turn, face her. You're shivering. "Cer... Cerise..."

"You're actually starting to scare me now," she says. "What's gotten into you? I don't wanna see my beer stipend have to go to funding your stay at the nuthouse!"

"I just..." you begin, and wipe the tears away. "It's just nice to see you, that's all."

Cerise furrows her brow. Of all the possible answers -- she didn't expect that one.

"I had... a really bad dream," you tell her.

"So you got the Scrooge treatment?" She says sarcastically. "Get dressed already. I don't wanna see your dick swinging around."

But of course she's staring right at your fly.
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You turn for your room, but you bump into someone else.

"oof--" Rose2 says.

Her candy pink bangs flitter as she steps away from you. She's in only her nightgown.

How did she walk into you to begin with? You were standing right there.

"Did I miss the memo that we're all nudists now?" Cerise says. "God."

Rose2 -- no, Rose -- giggles. "Silly~ ... I'm not naked!" She looks you up and down. "But -- you, big bro..."

"Rose..." you breathe.

She flutters her eyelids, and purses her lips into a confused O. "Huh?"

The memory is coming back to you. Timelines are remerging. This isn't Rose2, to you, in this world: this is Rose. She's your little sister. Your dreadfully annoying, cringeworthy, weeaboo little sister... who you adore beyond words.

"What are you doing?" You ask her breathlessly.

She shrugs, wrists turned outward, and smiles so broadly that it forces her eyes closed. "Nuffin, muffin! Just gettin' ready for my first day of high school!" Her huge eyes pop open. "It's gonna be totemo tanoshii -- you'll be my onii-chan and my senpai!"

Cerise, behind you, groans like she's been shot in the gut.

"But we'd better hurry, huh!" Rose says. "We're gonna be late -- and that is not daijobu!"
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Rose will also remember, at least partially. I believe.
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>>4019730
AAAAAAAA
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>>4019724
We're back.

>>4019730
AND SHE'S BACK.
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>>4019730
oh gosh. How many sisters do we have now?
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>>4019730
It only just occured to me that Alabaster technically took his own sister to prom in the last universe (in some sense, anyway; I guess he didnt actually take her?)
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The stack is going to be outside as well not just Whitney. Oh god.
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>>4019743
Neither Rose was his sister at the time as of patch 421.421. Pink Rose only became his sister as of patch 421.422. Now in patch 422.0, everything is as it should be.
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>>4019724
Good big sis.
>>4019730
Great imouto. God is in His kingdom and all is well.
>>4019743
We (or maybe it was just me) had a good laugh after Ally embraced her fully as his sibling.
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Saul drinks his coffee and reads the morning paper. "Terrible news from Crimea," he mutters.

"When is there ever good news from Crimea?" Charlotte asks, over by the stove.

"Point."

She sets a plate of mini sausages, eggs and toast in front of him. Usually she doesn't degrade herself like this, by cooking for him... but today's an important day. With Rose's summer break now over, it means they'll have the house to themselves for the first time in months. The rumpus room, too. They called off from work for it. And she wants to make sure he's got enough energy.

"Would you believe that Rose is already bugging me to help with her campaign?" Saul asks, setting his paper aside, and beginning to fork his food into his mouth.

Charlotte, sipping some coffee of her own as she sits across from him, smiles. "Of course. The youngest StuCo Prez in North High history has to stay on top somehow, doesn't she?"

"She didn't have any damn competition last year," he says. "I don't know why she thinks this year's gonna be any different."

"Maybe she will have some competition this time around," Charlotte says. "Reelections are always more difficult than getting elected to begin with."

Saul grunts. "Yeah, right. She'll eat any challengers who come after her for breakfast, spit out their bones, and hardly bat an eyelash."

"She will, or you will?" Charlotte asks.

Saul frowns.

"So protective," Charlotte says. "No wonder she wants you for a campaign surrogate."

He pulls his sweater sleeve back and checks his watch. "Speaking of Rose... she should be up and about by now. Usually she's getting me up early for the first day of school."

"Well, go wake her up," Charlotte says.

Saul hurries upstairs. But he comes back down, a minute later, alone.

"Guess she left already," he says with a shrug.

Charlotte laughs. "Must be especially excited for the school year."

Saul nods.

An awkward silence passes. Then together they race downstairs to the basement.
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>>4019766
Best Dad. Second best Mom. I'm happy for them. I really am.
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>>4019766
I BELIEVE
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>>4019766
Ahaha, I love it. What a power couple
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>>4019766
>Rumpus time for the Mallorys
N i i i c e
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Renee, alone after class, holds the yearbook open in her lap. She's bracing herself as best she can for the moment... this is the entire reason she left Darkbloom E-Pay. Why she joined up with California's appalling public school system.

For her. Everything for her.

She strokes the photograph labeled Whitney Price.

What will Renee say when she sees her little girl in person? She'll be a blubbering mess. No matter how much she prepares herself.

Poor Whitney hasn't had the best life up until now. Renee should know; she had to volunteer to reach the remedial bio course to get her in her class. But that's fine. Renee wasn't there for her... she hates herself bitterly over that... but now she will be. She'll make up for the lost time.

And she knows Whitney has potential -- how could she not, with her genetic makeup? -- that potential is evidenced by the way she excels in other avenues, too. Not academically. But sports-wise... a real accomplished sportsball player, Whitney is.

"I love you baby," Renee whispers to the photo.

She flips through the yearbook a bit, idly.

Alabaster Soliloquy... Renee knows that name too. She looks at the photo with a deepening frown.

Really?

THIS corny-looking Ken Jennings quiz dork, is the boy Whitney is so obsessed with? Really?

Renee hardly has room to complain, but... come on. With what little she does know of Whitney -- this kid simply doesn't seem her type. Shouldn't she be dating some strapping young soccer stud? That Ryan Netor who heads the boys' team -- he's more suitable for Whitney, isn't he?

This Alabaster had better have a dick the size of the Oklahoma panhandle, Renee thinks, or she's going to have to assume Whitney's been huffing paint...

She closes the yearbook.

Well. The heart wants what it wants. She should know that better than anyone.

And you know... that Alabaster kid isn't half bad-looking, not really. Captain of the quiz team, huh? She likes trivia too.
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>>4019806
I REALLY NEEDED THIS

;___;
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>>4019806
It's coming. It's coming and my eyes are going to be fucking waterfalls when it does.
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>>4019806
I was wondering when OP was going to start bringing the hammer down. I hate you.
I love it.
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>>4019806
GREEN
PAINT
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You make your way to the kitchen despite your attire, or lack thereof -- you can't wait even a moment longer to really, truly confirm that it's all real.

There she is, cooking scrambled eggs and bacon at the stovetop. She's burning it terribly. And for sure it's not going to be anywhere as good, in taste, as the last plate of eggs and bacon you ate. But you would never, for anything, in any universe, trade this plate for that one.

"Mom..." you say.

She turns around. Dad, behind his paper at the table, is unmoved.

Mom's eyes bug out. "What-- tch-- Alabaster! Put on some darn clothes!"

You feel your eyes welling up again, and fight to force the tears back.

"Alabaster!" Mom repeats.

"It's good to be back," you tell her.

"It's good to put on some darn clothes!" Mom retorts.

Cerise breezes past you and sits at the table. She pours herself some orange juice. "Alabaster's a nudist now. Didn't you get the memo?"

"I swear, Alabaster..." Mom tuts. "You'd better not let any of your weird habits impact your younger sister this year. I don't want you rubbing off on her!"

Cerise sniggers.

You frown at Cerise. "At least I'm not a mooch," you sneer.

It comes naturally to you, even now.

Cerise flips you off.

Rose runs by as well. She's all dressed to go -- scarf and all -- and she plops herself down, grinning. "Ohayou goazaimasu!"

"We speak English in this house," Mom says.

"Hai!"

"And we wear clothes, too," Mom says, looking at you meaningfully.

You'd better go and get ready, or she'll bite off your head.
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>>4019834
DAD!
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>>4019834
>mom not in naked apron
Shut it down. Worst timeline after all.
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>>4019834
Happiness and blessings upon the sacred family.

>>4019840
We’ve just got to put the effort in and this time we know all the shortcuts
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>>4019834
Phhew, thank goodness: Dad is in his paper, all is right with the world
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>>4019834
>Dad is here
All is truly right with the world
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Whitney stretches her hamstrings out in the dusty drive of her trailer home. First one, then the other -- gripping her tennis shoe's sthoetip with her fingertips, and balancing on her other foot as she draws her calf so far back that her sole touches her butt. She laughs wheezily to herself... wild. She could give herself a butt massage through her spats, with her foot. Nice and limber this year for soccer!

Nice and limber for other stuff, too.

This is your last shot, Whitney, she thinks to herself. You'd better shoot your shot while you've got it. She's gonna make senior year count, for sure... for sure, for sure. It'll be magical.

She cracks her neck as she stretches her arms, one wrist in the crook of her elbow to brace it, one and then the other.

She glances down at her clothes. Slutty spats, check. Slutty tank, check. All shaved, check. She's gonna go succubus mode this year on Ally... he won't know what's coming.

Ally is not going to leave for college with his virginity intact... no, he won't. Neither will she. She'll be his three-hole girl by the end of the school year if it kills her!

She starts to jog on her way to Ally's house. Working up a sweat is tantamount! It's some pheromoney, hormoney... thing... and she knows Ally's into it, based on his tastes in japanime porn. Besides, she needs the exercise... it's her morning ritual, and she wants to do good in soccer this year. She could win a scholarship if she does good enough. That's her only real chance, she knows.

As she jogs down the sunbaked sidewalk, the sound of her own panting breath the only thing to keep her company in the blazing heat of the late-summer morning, she thinks to herself. She needs a good excuse to use... something to lure Ally in, and spring the trap.

Hmm.

Tutoring... yeah, she could ask for him to tutor her in math. She does need it. And he's a big enough sucker to do it for her. (If he says no, she can just threaten him. He's a pussy, so he'll do it if she's mean enough.)

Get him alone in the library after school... sneak under the desk when no one's looking... calm down, Whitney, whoa. But that's hot. She loves it. She's gonna do it.

As she jogs along, she spies, parked near an intersection, a long sleek limo. Kinda weird for this part of town... did a billionaire get lost?

She stops at the curb to peer at it from across the street.

The tinted-black back window rolls down. And then, peering out at her, is some tiny little goth bitch in the most ridiculous dress Whitney has ever seen.
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>>4019903
Oh gosh oh geez oh man.
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>>4019903
God, she's so fucking great
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>>4019903
This is great.
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>>4019903
i cant stress enough how much all this means to me
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There's someone missing.

You have two sisters: Cerise, your onee-sama, and Rose, your imouto. As Rose would describe it.

You have a Mom, and you have a Dad.

And that's it: that's the nuclear Soliloquy family.

Amber...

She's not around. Somehow, you know this. She isn't anywhere on this planet, or anywhere in this universe. She doesn't exist.

She doesn't exist ... right now.

Something tells you that you will see her again. You even suspect in what fashion.

It'll take a little bit of time, though.

You can wait.
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>>4019921
>She doesn't exist ... right now.
ahahahaahaha
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>>4019921
You madman. You fucking madman.
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>>4019921
I KNEW IT

I KNEW THIS WAS COMING

FOREPLAY? MORE LIKE FORESHADOWING
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>>4019921
Ally's baby with Rose
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You begin to dress. Cerise returns to your bedroom just a few moments later, though.

No configuration of the universe will ever teach her how to fucking knock. Jesus Christ.

"What the fuck, Alabaster. You honestly need to get better taste in girls."

"I... don't know what you're talking about."

"Like hell you don't. That bitch didn't come here without an invitation. Did you strike up some kind of online romance over the summer with Satan's living avatar on Earth? She says she's--"

That phrase. Cerise only uses that phrase in reference to one person, no matter the year or universe. You should know, you picked it up from her to begin with. "Satan's living ava-- no. You mean..."

Cerise puts her hands on either side of her waist. "Rosef Stalin? Fist of the North High Student Council? Yeah. She's at our fucking doorstep, waiting for YOU. You know, Alabaster, I don't give a shit who you find to relieve you of your Chronic Virginity Syndrome, but the least you can do is keep your bad decisions away from ME. Yeah, that's just what I needed to see first thing in the morning. Rose goddamn Mallory."

She'll be Rose Soliloquy soon, you think -- so get used to it.

"I'll be down," you tell Cerise.

"Uh huh."

She goes.
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>>4019934
Fuck. She really does remember at least something, doesn't she? Thank you, Sand Reckoner.
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I can't believe half the entries on this list ended up being correct. Fucking prophetic.
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You finish getting dressed and make to leave, but you stop yourself at your bedroom door.

Rose came for you. Why? Does she remember, too? Or -- you can hardly bear to think of it -- is this some twist on the initial condition? Are you going to walk downstairs to find a Rose who hates your guts, who wants to tut at you over something, who doesn't even know she's your cousin (once removed), much less that she married you in a different world? And if that's the case... if that's the case, how are you going to thread that needle again? She said she would love you in the next world, but will she? Can you make her fall in love with you if that's your explicit goal from the outset, or will it be like trying to bottle lightning? Will you fuck it up, will you be too desperate to make her reciprocate, will you fail to properly ape your side of the mutually adversarial dynamic that drew you together to begin with -- will your knowledge of the truth of this world perversely prevent you from living the 422nd scenario correctly? Are you doomed from the beginning?

And it's not just Rose. You fucked it up with Cerise just now, too, didn't you? She doesn't know you love her. Whitney doesn't, either. Mom, for that matter, or the Rose who's your sister. And not to mention -- Vivian Darkbloom, still living with her asshole father, and Kay Vera, still struggling as a blogger, and Alex Best, out there in high school himself somewhere, and Renee Carte -- in prison? -- and, and... how are you going to meet all these people again, how are you going to play a part without scaring them away?

You rack your brain for what would even be your first line, like an actor who didn't study the script -- what would the oblivious Alabaster of 2014 say to Rose if she showed up on his doorstep on the first day of school? You honestly have no idea. The Alabaster of six years and 400-odd universes ago is as alien to you as a little green martian. You don't know what to say to begin with -- and, God, is this going to be your whole existence? Will this be how you have to navigate your life, trying to plan every word with care, to make it sound right, to get the outcome you want, to essentially trick, that's what it would be, a trick -- to trick Rose and all the others? You can't do it. You won't be able to manage it for even a day, even an hour, much less the five or six years it's going to take to get them to come around. You're fucked.

Well.

You'll have another swing at it, probably, if that's the case. You'll just need to wait a few trillion millennia.

You calm yourself, and go downstairs to find out.
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>>4019940
The power of shitposting. We wield something terrible and amazing.
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>>4019943
The hardest thing in the world is living in it, Alabaster. Do your best.

4:22 PM.
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>>4019943
"Rose Shillary, how's that rigged election going?"
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All of your Chicken Little-ing was for nothing.

The very moment you open the door, and Rose meets your eyes, you know. When you know, you know. And you don't even have to say it out loud, neither does she; you just embrace, and kiss, and that's all.

Your more sororal Rose, running past with her randoseru on and a piece of toast in her mouth, squees: "A destined love! Sugoi!"

Mom and Cerise are maybe a little less accepting. Cerise pantomimes gagging, and Mom timidly says: "uh... are you... Rose Mallory...? I think you two should know something, before you..."

You both ignore the gawkers. You just kiss, and kiss.

"You remembered me," she says softly, when at last you pull your lips from hers.

"I told you I would," you say. "You remembered me, too..."

You won't ask how, and neither will she. Some miracles, you just have to let be.

Her voice is as dreamy as her smile. "We should probably go to school, huh?"

"Yes. Yes we should..."

"We'll walk together."

"I think Whitney is supposed to join me -- maybe Stackleford, too."

"That's fine. We can start getting them acclimated right away--"

"--to--"

"To their new reality."

The end of Fuck Quest.
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>>4019962
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I'm fucking crying
I love u OP
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>>4019962
I can't believe fuck quest is fucking dead.
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>>4019962
Bravo OP. Bravo
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>>4019962
That was nice. Thank you OP, for everything.
I'm going to go bawl my eyes out now.
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>>4019962
Bravo, OP.
Fucking bravo.
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https://vimeo.com/384270583

I made this special for all of you.

It's simple, but it means a lot to me. Please watch.

Thank you all for reading.
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>>4019962
Even Stackleford may find happiness
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>>4019962
Next time, on Sex Adventure!
Also, what the shit, why does Rose remember? What was the point of "you won't remember" if, news flash, she totally does?
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>>4019962
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>>4019962
Omedetou!
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>>4019962
FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
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>>4019973
Thanks OP. Faith was our shield, and all that.
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>There will now be 2 Rose Soliloquys
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>>4019973
I love you OP. The tears won't stop. Thank you so much for these six years. So fucking much.
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>>4019973
big ;_; hours
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>>4019973
>Mom and Rose2 getting re-Soliloquy’d
Good for the heart
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>>4019921
Casualfag reader confused
Who’s the Mom?
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>>4019973
Thanks
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>>4020009
Rose M.
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>>4019962
May we have one last smut scene with Daughteru?
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Oh. And don't forget to buy the OVA, January 25th.

Tune in for the after party, too!
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>>4020013
So was 421 Amber always Ally and Rose’s kid?
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>>4020021
Well, she was always calling them Mommy and Daddy
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>>4020017
You're madmen. Absolute madmen and I fucking love you.
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>>4020021
That's the general thrust, ye.
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>>4019973
Thanks op, I love it

and you
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>>4019973
>>4020017
I LOVE YOU OP
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>>4019962
It's been fun OP, thanks for all the wild times.
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>>4019962
I think I'm crying a little bit. I can't believe it's over. Thank you, OP.
>>4020050
Seconded
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Some clarity on timing -- courtesy of chartanon!

I may also choose the begin airing the OVA Friday the 24th... I'll announce here and on twitter as we get closer, naturally.

For now, let's do the end of season Q&A. I'll have to step away for a bit, but this thread will be around. Let her rip.
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>>4019973
>>4020055
Been lurking ever since season 1, thank you so much OP. I can't believe how much I'll miss FQ.
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>>4019976
Her heart was with us, silly!
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>>4020055
God. I guess it is time for this, huh. So many questions.

1. Alex. Everything. He truly did wind up as the deepest individual cast member. What were your thoughts on his development as a whole? Did you ever expect to tell the story you did with him when you introduced him?

2. In the end, who was your absolute favorite character to write for? Who had the best lines and who had the most satisfying arc in your opinion?

3. Conversely, were there any characters you had absolute disdain for? Even Qiangxiang was portrayed in a tragic light, and with good reason, so I feel you didn't hate her as much as we did.

4. Madlibs when?

5. I guess most importantly, are you happy with how things turned out?
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>>4020055
Hey folks, I'll be your trivia host in about two weeks time! Here's some details for you all.

>The quiz bowl will be multiple choice, with four options for each question. Roughly 70 questions in total.

>The trivia will span the entirety of the Fuck Quest canon, delving into really obscure shit that I doubt many of you would even remember

>You'll get more points for answering quickly, but you'll still be able to get points even if other people are faster, so you won't need to feel discouraged about answering questions

>You'll need a Twitch account to participate, and I plan on saving the VOD afterwards - so make sure you come along with a Twitch username that you don't mind associating with Fuck Quest.

If I need to postpone the quiz bowl for whatever unforseen circumstances may arise, I'll announce it in the active thread as well as on my twitter: https://twitter.com/Rammiloh

Hope to see you all there!
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>>4020055
I can’t believe it’s all over, so many years have gone by.
I have no clue what adventure you’ll go on with in terms of story, but I hope you post a link when it happens.
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Part of me really wants to make some kind of backup of all this. I don't want to lose it again.
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>>4019962
Bravo, OP

Thanks for the wild ride
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>>4019973
Thank you for everything, OP.

>>4020055
And for questions, I hope I'm not the only one confused enough to ask this:
>Who whas Blue Camelia?
I always asumed she was sort of a reemplazement for Amber to fill the Camelia role, but I don't know if there's something more.
And a silly question from the chart, 'cause event if my country wasn't directly mentioned it's still amusing to see it in some form
>Why is Pinochet the favorite dictator of best girl Renee?
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>>4019973
It's hard to express just how much FQ has become a cherished part of my life these past few years. It feels like one of those serendipitous little things that suddenly change your world -- I never would have expected to end up here, but I'm so very happy that I did. I love this cast of characters (the ones in the story and the ones posting in the threads) with all my heart

Thank you, OP. And thank you, /fq/tachi. It's been a blast
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>>4020055
Other ending possibilities?

I assume our method of entry when attacking DB analytics changed the endgame on who the final antagonist was being either alyosha or misunderstood best girl.

Any recent choices you were surprised by the viewers making. I thought I was going to be crucified for cooperating with Chloe in the beginning of this episode but it ended up the popular vote.

Any possibilities to have everyone alive heading into the endgame?
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>>4020088
Same. I started the new chapter of my life today while OP was doing the epilogues, and it was like my own vignette in among the new world.

I love every single one of you fuckers, and if it wasn't for all of you, I wouldn't have this new chance in front of me. So thank you all, from the bottom of my heart.
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>>4020055
Why didn't Mom disappear along with Rose2?
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>>4019962
>>4019973
Oh my god, it's been so long. I can't believe it's actually over...
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>>4019962
I don't know what to say beyond Rose is still the best.
>>4020055
A lot of my questions had already been answered in previous post-thread discussions (i.e. how the development of certain characters went vs. how you expected them). I guess my only question is will this be the end of your career as a QM or do you think you might return with something totally new one day?
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>>4020055
>I may also choose the begin airing the OVA Friday the 24th
FUCK YEAH

Hope we get to fuck Sand Reckoner
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>>4020055
concerning questions:
last Chloe lewd: did our choice matter? would choosing tenderness equal to saving Whitney?

What about Kay? What came of our scorched Earth.421?

What are your plans going forward?

>OVA
I'll be back.
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Incidentally, here's a not-quite-complete collection of my various shitposts throughout the past two years: https://imgur.com/a/P4sLuAh
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>>4019976
maybe we can transfer safe files (with us)
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>>4020055
1. Was Rose2 a real person (whatever that means) before Camelia corrupted Sand Reckoner, or was she purely born of SR? In either case, does SR actually have the power to rewrite reality? Yuki was talking like she didn't, but I'm not sure how to reconcile that with Rose2's whole deal.

2. Did you have plans to do more with Spy Ken? ChartAnon and I were discussing this last night as one of the handful of decisions we made that were unambiguously "wrong," but really it only went wrong for Ken, and it's debatable how much better it wouldve been otherwise
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>it's over
I'm left with the uncomfortable question of 'now what'.
Once again, well done OP, well done.

>>4020055
Where to fucking begin, lad?

S2 was pretty well mapped out and, IIRC, you've mentioned previously that Alabaster in DC might have saved David. Did you have any threads were Amber might not have come about as a central cast member and Camelia would have stuck around? Or was Cerise utilizing Penelope a forgone conclusion?

Who was the hardest cast member to kill? I know that's probably like 'pick your favorite child', but I'm curious.

Which aeon did you enjoy teasing the most?

If you could clean up or clarify one thing about the four season run, what would it be?

We've dipped in and out of philosophy a lot over the course of the years. Are there any arguments that you yourself have enjoyed or appreciated watching?


Cheers, m8
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>>4019973
And so it ends. What a ride, OP.
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>>4020055
Alright, where to start.

Did you always have it planned that Chloe would betray us?

How could Vail have gone differently? There are the obvious diversions, like following Alex and chasing after Mara, but I was wondering if you had plans for other choices to make things end up differently for us, like with Amber and Noelle staying hidden inside the car.

Who are the FQ characters you actively hate? You mentioned in the DMs that there was a handful of them, and I know Chloe isn't one of them.

Was the significance of 421 planned from the very start?

What are your favourite non-Alabaster pairings?

Since the recurring universe has been confirmed, are we to believe that the Magic College AU from the original season 2 is canon after all?

What number revision did the original run take place in?
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>>4019886
Any notable references/foreshadowing we missed?

Did our actions in season 1 effect why the Camelia glitch occurred or is it a completely separate event?

What's the single most important choice we made in the series?

Since Alabaster already made it to the Lighthouse a couple of times why didn't one of those encounters lead to the "ideal" world we got in the epilogue? Seems to me there is even less reason for him to refuse if he came alone.

Any other fun ideas related to the alternative worlds you didn't use?

And some personal questions

Are you still into anime?
What's your Japanese powerlevel?
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>>4019973
what a long, crazy, wonderful, sex-filled journey it's been.

truly op studios, thank you. you and this quest were a joy to participate in. the sex, the bantz, the cute girls, the psuedo-philosophy, the shitposting, the incredible off-site extras, the tearful partings. i wouldn't trade this experience for all the money in the world.

i wish you, and everyone else, all the best in the future.

if you ever decide to do anything else remotely similar, rev up the the twatter account. i'll be your first voter
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Farewell, Fuck Quest.
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I wanna see the harem together and happy several years into this universe ;_;
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>>4020278
That's what the OVA is for!
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>>4020286
but i want the OVA to be giving sweet dickings to the world's best AI, sand reckoner!!
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Is anyone else feeling kind of hollow right now?
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>>4020288
Why not both?
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>>4020291
i-isn't that too much to ask?
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>>4020290
It's like the fucking Shoushitsu Syndrome all over again. I don't know if any ending can compare. Like, ever.
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>>4020055

In all the reality iterations, how often do Alabaster and Scarlett end up committing incest? Is it even common across the iterations? Does Sand Reckoner consider a propensity for incest on their part a detriment in its task or just another variable that can be accounted for?

What would have occurred if either Mara or Aloysha had managed to reach the Lighthouse? Could they have meaningfully forced Sand Reckoner to create an iteration where all their viciousness and cruelty is given free reign?

Is Mara, across all the iterations, an irredeemable monster? Or just all the iterations where it is probable she marries David Darkbloom and gives birth to Vivian?

You mentioned a distant possibility that Mara and Alabaster might have fucked, if the stars were right. Has this occurred in any of the reality iterations?
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Fun fact: In the four past realities Sand Reckoner showed us, only one haremite doesn't appear in any capacity.

Rose Pink truly is a product of our time.
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>>4020290
Ye. That's part of what saying goodbye is all about. It's hard, and sad, and funny, and serene.
Most of the time I hold onto it for a while and then strike out to find something else. FQ will always be here, even if we won't.

But I'll miss you lot.
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>>4020073

>1. Alex. Everything. He truly did wind up as the deepest individual cast member. What were your thoughts on his development as a whole? Did you ever expect to tell the story you did with him when you introduced him?

Alex was really hard. Every time I lifted him up, I ended up kicking him back down. I didn't intend for it to be that way, but that's how it turned out. Some of his suffering was on his own shoulders, but I don't think all of it, or even a majority of it, was.

But as I piled on bad thing after another upon his shoulders, I really didn't want him to be just "the sweet kid who bad things happen to" -- I hate character development like that. So his evolving personality was actually my way of making him more compelling. It's much more interesting to see a person who takes their life into their own hands, even in times of tragedy, than one who's just the world's punching bag forever. Alex ended up having a darker edge to him -- the deceitfulness he could muster, the anger in his heart that sometimes reared its head. I love him a lot, and I never ever expected him to become what he did.

>2. In the end, who was your absolute favorite character to write for? Who had the best lines and who had the most satisfying arc in your opinion?

Whitney was never not fun, in all seasons. Whether she was a simple tomboy gf or a high-powered CEO, she was always fun to feed lines. She had some of my best.

Rose was fun in the context of her feuding with Alabaster. Ditto Cerise, but I found Rose's style of tsun more entertaining to write, personally.

Charlotte's pervertedness was a joy... you can argue over best mom, but I kinda feel like she's the hottest Mom. Her attitude towards fucking Alabaster is really sexy.

Vivian's overly eloquent speech was super fun, I loved making her such a weirdo. And while I'm talking perverts, her hedonism was also super hot...

A lot of my favorite moments happened with characters playing against type. Gal being assertive, Mom being deredere, Vivian being emotive. And so on. It's always fun to take a character out of their element.

>3. Conversely, were there any characters you had absolute disdain for? Even Qiangxiang was portrayed in a tragic light, and with good reason, so I feel you didn't hate her as much as we did.
>>4020172
>Who are the FQ characters you actively hate? You mentioned in the DMs that there was a handful of them, and I know Chloe isn't one of them

Every named Kerimov we met, particularly Alyosha, but they're all rotten. Chloe was quite right in her assessment, they are representative of how Russian society has degenerated in the last decades.

Li Xi. Dalton Cantor. Hugh Thurston. Konstanin Federov.

And perhaps most notably: David Darkbloom. I despise David Darkbloom. He got far better than he deserved.

Characters I notably don't hate: Chloe, Stackleford, Tyrus and Marquis.

I may be forgetting some.
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>>4020357
Well colour me fucking impressed. With how much of a compelling antagonist you made David this time around, I would have never guessed you hated him that much.
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>4. Madlibs when?
Someday.

>5. I guess most importantly, are you happy with how things turned out?

I'm so happy I could cry. This might be the best thing I will ever write... pathetically enough. If not in quality of prose than in how the story elements finally converge.

I consider this ending the best gift I could have given you all, in the time I had... I tried to make it that. It wasn't perfect, far from it, but I love it for what it is, and how it all came together... I hope you got the joy from it that I myself did.
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>>4020368
>I'm so happy I could cry.
All of us have, you deserve to let go, too. Probably more than any of us.
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>>4020357
>David Darkbloom.
Amazing. I still appreciate the arc you took him through.

>>4020368
>I'm so happy I could cry,
I am, that's for sure. Let it out, OP. You've earned it.
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>>4020368
I want to cry over a 4chan smut quest with a bunch of internet strangers! I really, really want to!
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>>4020083
>>Who whas Blue Camelia?
>I always asumed she was sort of a reemplazement for Amber to fill the Camelia role, but I don't know if there's something more.

This is essentially true.

In case it doesn't click for you or I didn't make it obvious, the story of the FQ reboot spans across two iterations of the same universe. At the end of season 2, Alabaster dies under Darkbloom Analytics with Rose. What we the audience see, him passing out -- is followed shortly thereafter by the detonations... and when we see him wake up by himself down there, we're actually seeing him in the next iteration of the same universe. Blue Camelia was the Camelia of that iteration; red Camelia the Camelia of the prior iteration. But Amber of the final iteration, is also Camelia... the duplication of Camelia is part of the glitch that forced the Optimizing Parameter to cut scenario 421 short.

>Why is Pinochet the favorite dictator of best girl Renee?

I'm not sure. Renee kind of likes bad guys who live in South America, I guess. She likes McAfee, too!
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>>4020394
>Alabaster dies under Darkbloom Analytics with Rose.

I had a feeling this was the case. Rose would never have abandoned him down there.
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>>4020368
>I hope you got the joy from it that I myself did.
It feels that way

>1,008 posts
Jinkies
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>>4020394
>we actually fucking died down there
That explains the near complete disappearance of 421 afterwards.
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>>4020394
Ah, that was how I was originally interpreted it, but I got confused because I am very sleepy
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>>4020394
Oh god. And here I was thinking it was just a hallucination.
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>>4020404
Everyone is here!
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Who was Chloe’s favorite among the girls. Obviously not rose.
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>>4020394
>She likes McAfee, too!
You have no fucking clue how hilarious this is to me.
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>>4020357
What did Dalton do wrong?
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>>4020055
It's all over so you might as well spill who your favorite grill is. My money is on Rose
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>>4020421
FUCK I THOUGHT IT WAS FUCKING OVER GODDAMNIT
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>>4020368
>it was far from perfect
it was close enough for me, op studios.
>pathetically enough
be proud of your accomplishments, you faggot. you did good. you wouldn't have people tearing up and coming back after SIX FUCKING YEARS if it wasn't good.
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>>4020421
>>4020423
We missed 422. Locked out of heaven, right at the end.
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>>4020394
I don't expect you to ever do a fifth season, nor do I particularly want you to. This ending was too perfect and I wouldn't want that to be tainted.

That said, after all's said and done, do you think you'll come back for the occasional one shot with the establishes cast members? Iirc, you were planning on having a Christmas special back in 2014 that didn't end up panning out due to personal reasons. I would love to see something like that happen whenever you get the urge to write these characters again.
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>>4020094
>Other ending possibilities?

>I assume our method of entry when attacking DB analytics changed the endgame on who the final antagonist was being either alyosha or misunderstood best girl.

This is correct. Going by sewer would result in Chloe's death, with Alyosha as final boss. Going by the front gates would have resulted in an utter clusterfuck with both of them surviving to the finale.

We got the version where Alyosha died, and Chloe was final boss -- I prefer it this way. Chloe, I think, was the most compelling villain of all four seasons.

It didn't change the contours of the final arc, except in who our antagonist was.

>Any recent choices you were surprised by the viewers making. I thought I was going to be crucified for cooperating with Chloe in the beginning of this episode but it ended up the popular vote.

This 100%. I expected you to kill Chloe -- I even wrote her death in advance. I think what I was forced to whip up instead is actually more satisfying. She lives on after the fall from grace, like Satan evicted from Paradise. You know, I actually kinda mourn for Chloe. Alabaster was her God -- and because of what she did, he achieved an ultimate victory he never could have, otherwise -- but also because of what she did, she can never again have that bliss herself.

Lucifer was once God's most cherished angel, and he in turn loved God the most of all... look what it gets him.

Another choice I was surprised by was keeping Alex out of Darkbloom Analytics when he volunteered to go.

>Any possibilities to have everyone alive heading into the endgame?

It's hard to envision counterfactuals. When you let Chloe into the Nail House, Alaska was inevitable in some fashion... you set yourself on a path to ruin. I expected that to be the case and didn't have an alternate plan. Like so many other times, you could have surprised me -- but in this case, you didn't. You got, more or less, the ending I envisioned since the start of the season.
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>>4020055
Was there any way to avoid everyone dying in universe 421?
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>>4020442
I still don’t even feel like Chloe was a villain. Just an antagonist who was trying to accomplish the same thing as us so not really an antagonist. More of a catalyst to the conclusion.

I wish we could of gotten closer to her earlier in the series. I feel like it could of led her siding with Alabaster fully. But what if’s are a part of fuck quest.
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>>4020104
>Why didn't Mom disappear along with Rose2?

One of my favorite authorly anecdotes is about Raymond Chandler, the best known figure in classic hardboiled detective fiction. His crime stories were vast, complex, sprawling things with tons of interconnected parts that you'd have to read through multiple times to pick up.

Therefore it can be hard to key in on the meaning of individual events and how they link to the bigger picture. Such was the case with his best novel The Big Sleep, which was later adapted into a feature film. When the director, confused by one plot point in particular, sent him a telegram reading: "WHO KILLED THE CHAUFFEUR?" -- Raymond cabled back: "NO IDEA."

In all seriousness... Rose2 was a glitch of some sort, created by Cerise and Amber's desperation for a normal life -- she disappears because, as many people have pointed out, Rose2 isn't people. But this opens a host of other questions... why we glimpse Rose2 in the first iteration of the universe we see (could be backwards-reasoned as perhaps flashbacks only actually relevant towards the next iteration, but that's kinda hokey)... and what the actual mechanism of her existence/disappearance is... I can't really answer any of it. She's a glitch, after all. And the Optimizing Parameter explains that the glitch corrupted her ability to discern the direction of entropy's arrow... that's the catch-all reasoning behind some dangling plot threads.
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>>4020442
>You know, I actually kinda mourn for Chloe. Alabaster was her God -- and because of what she did, he achieved an ultimate victory he never could have, otherwise -- but also because of what she did, she can never again have that bliss herself.

>Lucifer was once God's most cherished angel, and he in turn loved God the most of all... look what it gets him.

I would say that Chloe's sin wasn't that she loved Alabaster.

Her sin was that she couldn't love Whitney.
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>>4020503
Astutely made observation. She even recognizes her jealousy as the major flaw, in the end... too late. A classic yandere.

Gonna take another break, more answers later.
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>>4020509
Our resident yandere didn't even make it into Yandere Survival Quest. Evicted from paradise indeed.
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>>4020511
This was a huge missed opportunity. I actually planned for her to show up in it as the one and only non-insane character -- helping Alabaster get away from all the other crazy bitches. Didn't have the time to put it in though.
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>>4020518
>This was a huge missed opportunity.
This biggest one is that Fuck Quest ended without a single fucking piece of art of Kaguya eating a burger.
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So is Rose's reason for keeping the memories is because she was in the Lighthouse as well?
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>>4020538
It's love.
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>>4020538
My thinking is that because this is the optimal reality, Alabaster's own Steins;Gate, Rose was able to keep her memories of 421.421.421.422 because that's what would have made her happiest. It's the reality where, at this point, everyone has the seeds to make it their best possible existence, and no existence would be better for Rose than one where she and Alabaster still remember each other.
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>>4020518
Been lurking since season one. Just wanted to say this quest is amazing and wonderful. Also i love you, please bear my children
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>>4020547
So essentially, it's basically power of love?
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>>4020538
I just figured it was because she was staring into the implant as the reset happened
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Finally caught up, can't believe we actually made it to the end. Thanks so much for running this OP, love you.
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>>4020055
What would Whitney had been like if she received Vivian's level of education growing up?
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>>4020518
I said it once, I'll say it again.

The first threads were the thing that introduced me to quest, and if not for you I would never be here and writing. Thanks for delivering, OP.

I hope this isn't the last epic you grace us with, but I take it's to early to ask about ideas of what next?
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>>4020511
Fuck that woulda been funny.


6. Did you always plan on actually making Amber our daughter from the future? Does that mean Auburn and Will will be born around the same time as her? Is Daddy gonna have to kick Auburn's ass?

7. You mentioned that you had an original plan regarding Darkbloom and Penelope that was sidestepped early on by our Daltbloom plan. Did this culminate in the Johann installation? Or was it something else that never came up?

8. Did you have a fleshed out plan for discovering The Lighthouse via Cerise's congressional bid, or did you lay most of your bets on Chloe's successful seduction?

9. Did tie votes usually wind up having bonus stuff appended to it? Did any actively work to our detriment? (besides missing out on the cosplay contest at Comiket of course)

10. Any chance we can get a glimpse at any unused pre-written materials left on the cutting room floor? Whether in this thread or after / during the OVA?
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>>4020563
>10. Any chance we can get a glimpse at any unused pre-written materials left on the cutting room floor? Whether in this thread or after / during the OVA?
An extension to this, possibly the sae question but worded differently.

What's left on the whiteboard?
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>>4020055
What did Mara Darkbloom offer Dalton Cantor to become her triggerman/gofer? Did she just have to threaten his family or did she offer him big wads of cash as well?
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I can't believe an anonymous Quest Master on 4chan gave us a more satisfying ending to our six-year journey than billions of dollars of HBO and Disneybux have been able to provide in the past decade.
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>>4020599
I don't think even Disney has enough money to justify making a series featuring unsafe, consensual incest done for funsies.
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>>4020634
The cowards.
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>>4020634
Yeah but HBO did it and nobody was happy with that ending.
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>>4020559
Good to have you home.
>>4020503
Is it though? I picked up that it was more Chloe always recognized her imperfections, but rather than accepting them and letting Alabaster love for her as she is, she wanted something more idealized.
The fact that Ally, or anyone, could have genuine compassion and care for her in spite of her deficiencies, is incompatible with Chloe's understanding of the world. She was very broken, and I hope she has a chance to do better.
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Since chartanon posted some of the chats he and someone else had with OP, I went ahead and asked if I could do the same. I'd like to start off by apologizing for delaying episode 11 by giving OP the idea of having a certain girl on a certain podcast. Really. I had no idea he'd actually delay the episode and actually put it in that very week.
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I: Amber on Joe Rogan what conspiracy theories will she perpetuate

OP: All of them
Also, sorry I missed the cryptographic fun last night

I: It’s cool, no one’s probably going to figure it out for a while
The funniest thing about all of it is that I was messaged out of the blue by somebody
their account is a couple of years old but they’ve only tweeted three times
it’s all very spooky

OP: I can't stop thinking of Amber on JRE lmao

OP: it’s pretty hilarious to think about
"Love the shirt. Ju-chay idea? Oh. Ohhh, Juche. Okay. That's -- I can't pronounce that. Honk for what? Ohhh shit! You mean the psycho shit they do in North Korea? What, it's like their ideology? Jamie, look that up, Juche."

I: “So you’re telling me that for the last 30 or so years, this Darkbloom guy’s been experimenting on kids, putting shit in their heads, and developing like, a system that lets you live in a reality you create for yourself? Like some cyberpunk AR pod?”

OP: lmfao

I: “Calling in hits on people’s parents, murdering this Sofia Sant-Elizabeth chick? That’s like killing Alex Jones, that’s definitely someone who knew way too much.”
“You didn’t hear about that shit, Jaime? Pull it up. “Sable something, Sofia Sant-Elizabeth. This guy’s out here killing podcast hosts.”
“It’s fucking wild, man.”

OP: I kinda wanna do this scene for real now haha

I: Who the hell would you put on?

OP: I have an idea, but that would be spoiling it, wouldn't it?

I: Whitney on Joe Rogan
Anna on Joe Rogan
Jesus fuck, having Gal on Rogan would be insane
Cerise would be interesting too since she’s campaigning
and of course the talking about less favorable topics like the controversies and /csg/
“So just to clarify, you’re NOT a lesbian?”
“And you like men, who are still men, but look and act feminine.”
“Is it gay for a woman to like boys who look like girls?”
“I’ve seen that shit on Twitter a lot and in comments and stuff, people asking like “are traps gay?”, but it’s always dudes who do it. I’ve never seen that brought up by a chick.”

OP: "I mean it can't be both right? Like if it's gay for a dude to be into traps then it's not gay for a woman to be into that. Right? This is, like, solving math equations here."

I: and that’s when Jaime brings up futa algebra

OP: "Don't bring that shit into my head Jamie. Don't even curse me with that shit. These Japanese manga people have too much fuckin time on their hands. No woman's got a dick that big. No MAN has a dick that big. It's unrealistic, frankly, and I don't need to be feeling some kind of freudian penis envy for an anime girl."
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>>4020442
Why did Chloe love Alabaster anyway?
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OP, I want to express how much I appreciate what you've done. The lengths you've gone to to tell a story are just crazy. It's been a hell of a ride. I'm sitting here listening to the ED on a loop with tears welling around my eyes. I really hope if you decide to do something else, quest or otherwise, you'll let us know. You're the only Twitter account I allow to ping me when you post. Thank you so much for your work. And thank you, /fq/tachi. The ride wouldn't be as memorable without all of you.
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I found this thread through the Twitter art a couple months ago, and marathoned the archives the week before Vail. OP, you are a freaking legend. This was one of the most intricate, hilarious, dramatic, and funny stories I've ever read, anywhere. Anons, thank you for making this possible and getting us the purest ending.

OP, I actually have some questions about interactive narrative design that I want to shoot you soon-ish -- Twitter DMs a good place?
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I still can't believe OP killed Neil Peart
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>>4020693
>I'm sitting here listening to the ED on a loop with tears welling around my eyes.
Oh, I thought it was just me.

We're all here together, /fq/-tachi.
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>>4020653
Good shit.

That reminds me, what was the big plan behind making Cerise run for congress? It didn't come up at all after we had drinks with Zun iirc.
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>>4020759
Darkbloom had presented it to us as a solution towards finding the lighthouse, using the government connections she would build. Then people around us started dying, we panicked, and turned towards Qiangxiang's method instead. She made herself available and useful, so we basically closed that route off for ourselves.

But now we have the winning strat for this reality! Cerise! 2016!
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>>4020762
I'd vote for her.

On that note, what were the various generals like in those final weeks/months? How would they have reacted to everything that happened at the facility, and their beloved girls being declared dead?
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>>4020653
Here's another favorite. Planet Nazbol and the Camelia political compass. See where you align!
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I: I figured ticking two of those boxes was enough

OP: This reminds me that I need a scene where Amber explains her political ideology to Rose at some point. Something along the lines of this.
https://imgur.com/a/PpKzAAa

I: before reading, if I agree with too much of this I'm gonna start to get worried
oh fucking hell yeah bud

OP: haha

I: I LOVE THIS SO MUCH
the two ends of the horseshoe are actually Nazbol and radical libertarianism but not radical in the skateboard way

OP: Also reminds me that I made this in preparation for s4 but never posted it
>pic related

I: oh my fucking god
>[Screenshot: Molestation, Amber thinks to herself; Yes, that's what this is.]
BUT WHAT IF SHE CONSENTS TO HER CHILD RAPIST, OP

OP: age of consent is a spook

I: that planet nazbol image is gonna get tons of use from me in other places
tons

OP: I knew you'd like that
I saw it months ago and thought of you!

I: you know, I really do despise the fact that some of it seems coherent
breaks down near the end, but as long as we all agree that liberals get the bullet too
I'm laughing so hard

OP: If you want to pull something coherent from it, it's a restatement of horseshoe theory plus the concept that the bounds of political ideology only permit so many possible opinions within the current paradigm, but there are ideological frameworks that would be totally alien to most people in a liberal democracy.
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>>4019443
Just as Gone With The Wind went down in history as the first motion picture to use the word “damn” so too will FQ1 go down in history as the first Shonen to use the word “fuckslop”
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>>4019973
>that single frame after Camelia
>that single frame of Amber Soliloquy
>that one single frame

It really was all worth it.
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>>4020768
Geez OP, how much more quality OC are you holding out on us with?
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So, OP, how's your relationship going with the coworker who reminds you of Rose, and has that affected The End of Fuck Quest?
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>>4019973
Well, I cried some real bitch tears. Thank you so much, for everything.
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>get to the ending
>everyone else loves it
>one glaring criticism keeps me from loving it
>gotta find a way to ask OP about it without coming across as a cunt and raining on his parade
Goddammit, I hate it when this happens.
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>>4021036
Ask anon. But be civil. I'm sure there's a question in there that can be answered.
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>>4020653
OP, please make haremites on joe rogan happen, someway, somehow
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>>4021117
Imagine Renee or David on Hot Ones or something.
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>>4021036
I find it to be not in the spirit of anime to end a series at a good point. It needs to be dragged on many more seasons to come with convoluted time travel plots, contrived filler villains, and a big brain gachi mobile game..
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>>4021156
That 5 Star Vivian Alter will be mine,dammit!
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>>4021036
I mean, whats your criticism desu
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>>4020055
Before I ask a what will probably be considered an unkind question, I want to say that this thread has been a blast. One thing I never appreciated during Fuck Quest 1 was your attention to the minutiae, and the lengths you went to last night were above and beyond what any of us could have expected. Congratulations on finally closing out these six years.

The question: What was the thought process behind the Season 3 flash-forwards? I know they were malleable during season 3 (RIP Whitney Soliloquy), but I'm more thinking about how negative their existence was on Season 4 for me. They carved in stone:
-The inevitable death of almost everyone in the harem (Whitney's was a shock, the rest went off the proverbial cliff like lemmings in one night. Kay and Smatters lived but were written back out almost immediately)
-Plot armor for Rose, effectively killing the tension of any conflict she showed up in until the burning tavern (which was the last physical altercation anywho because Chloe actually just wanted to help)

The first just made me sort of apathetic during the tower assault and made using the lighthouse the foregone conclusion. The second irks me more because after the sacrifice of going to NG+ got negated by Rose remembering anyway, her prior immunity made my gut reaction into "Oh no, Rose is a Mary Sue." I quashed that thought because it was unfair, but it still crossed my mind and I'm bummed that it did.

I'm sure you had your reasons and I hope seeing them will help me stop being such a contrarian faggot. Sorry this was such a tirade.
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>>4021222
>"Oh no, Rose is a Mary Sue."
she'd be a Rosemary Sue if anything
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>>4021222
OP will probably address this too, but I'll offer my two cents anyway because I don't think you're being as harsh as you think you are. OP had mentioned it at the end of Season 3 during that Q&A though!

From OP:
>I wrote the flash-forward at the beginning of the season not knowing what it actually meant, or how to get there.
>I mentioned taking cues from Breaking Bad, and hey, there's another one. Season 5 of that show, the writers did the exact same thing with a flash forward that they had no plan on how to actually get to at the time of writing it.

OP was, of course, adamant that there were possible ways to change the future, but the decisions we made (especially regarding Chloe) were the ones that cemented us down this path. If anything, apart from Rose's plot armor (a fair criticism), I'd say that this season was the absolute most control we've ever had over the scenario. Things like Daltbloom come to mind. But at the end of the day, despite all our struggling, we wound up in a classic self-fulfilling prophecy instead.

If anything, it makes it more Greek on a meta-level and personally increases my joy over it. I can see how it wouldn't be for everyone, though.

As for Rose remembering in the end? Well if it was only Alabaster, then it'd just be Steins;Gate. But I'll take Sand Reckoner's blessings where we can get them.
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>>4021238
I tried to make mention of the Season 3 post with the (RIP Whitney Soliloquy) thing. I was hoping for something more in-depth now that we're on the other side.

I'd say you're right about the control thing up to the endgame. I can't help but feel like episode 13 ended, OP looked at his episode count and remembered that all those bitches still had to go. Episode 14 had...two choices? Three? None of which happened during the waifu holocaust. I emotionally checked out by the time Kaa-san and Charlotte ate shit in a small paragraph. Renee's death was so hamfisted it's actually my least favorite thing in all four seasons. And in my mind it all comes back to those two flash-forwards.
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>>4021306
Being a Reneefag felt like being a 2nd class citizen for a lot of FQ reboot
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>>4021343
As a fellow Reneefag, I agree. On the other hand, given I also loved Kaasan, Keki, and Smatters, and am not a homosexual, I have to wonder if I wasn't asking for it.
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>>4021343
Try being a Momfag in S1, but have her dead at the start of S2.
Then a Sablefag in S2, but she was MIA in most of S3 and eventually dead.
Then give Makoto some chances in S3, then be sorta right in guessing her character role.

I was at a point of entertaining thoughts about being a Marafag by S4. Salvation finally came in the form of Chloe.
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>>4021222
>>4021306
I will also offer my own unsolicited opinion because I have nothing better to do. I'll try to respond to every major point.

Even though I love her (and thus everything I'm about to say carries that bias), you're completely right when you say that Rose has plot armor. I also think that it was ultimately necessary for the plot to work.

There had to be one other character to go with Ally to the lighthouse in order to provide a reason to not immediately advance to NG+. The reason it was Rose is because Rose was the essentially the "main" girl of the story, or at least as close to a "main" girl as a story like FQ can have.

Narratively, it wouldn't have made nearly as much sense for Whitney, or Cerise, or Amber, or any of the other girls to be the ones to go with Ally. I do understand why you would want options that could affect that, and why the flash forwards made you feel like fate was set in stone, but I think that's the balance of questing and writing a story.

This also ties into your second point about Rose remembering. Again, you are correct in that it was a rather obvious and honestly somewhat cliche thing to do. I would argue that it was also fitting. Every girl was important and special to Alabaster, but it has been demonstrated that Rose did have a very special place in his heart (and likewise, he in hers). It wouldn't be a golden ending if Alabaster was the only one that remembered, and it made sense for Rose to be the only other one that could remember in the end.

Your final issue on EP14 being a kill em' all situation I agree with completely though. It felt overly back-loaded in context to the rest of the story and was done that way likely to preserve the potential for lewds and hijinks up to the end. While OP has killed other harem members before, they were always tertiary members like Sable (who really died for Alex's character development), or Makoto (the biggest piece of missed potential in the whole story).

I know all of these makes me sound like a total Rosefag, which I am, but I don't mean to try and marginalize the importance or role the other girls have had in the story and to Alabaster. I'm just saying that I think that in the context of these last 3 seasons that Rose having the importance and outcome that she did made sense to me.
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>>4021352
>Sablefag
I thought she had no fans which was why OP was comfortable in killing her off. I stand in unity with Momfags but she stayed back once she came back in S3. My girl got sent to Vail with Pleases Old Men For Cigs.
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>>4021357
>and honestly somewhat cliche
Extremely cliche, and for what? To make Rosefags even more special? SR said one thing, and then was contradicted for no reason. If she was going to be full of shit, and we'd see it extremely shortly after, the only point of it was to ramp up the feefees when it happened, and add tension at the last minute. It's like one last runaround strictly for kicks.
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>>4021364
SR is not all knowing. SR could have fully believed that they only one to remember would be Ally, but was ultimately wrong.
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>>4021357
>In order to provide a reason not to immediately advance to NG+
But the reason not to ended up not even mattering. It was the illusion of consequence, which is a pattern that follows Rose across all of S4.

I'm a huge Whitneyfag and she was the other contender aside from Rose, but I'd hopefully still feel the way I do if things had gone her way. I'd like to think so.
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>>4019973
Thank you for everything, OP. I admire your creativity and sheer perseverance in actually finishing the wildest of rides, all these years later.
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>>4021359
She filled the Christmas cake niche nicely in the absence of Renee (before she upgraded to MILF) and before Kay and Noelle got fleshed out.

I held my tongue regarding missing out on certain votes, but now that it's all over, the one vote I regret not participating in or influencing is probably the "trust Sable" vote after the Gateway of Heaven scene.
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>>4021372
>But the reason not to ended up not even mattering.
I don't believe OP has given a definitive answer on what would have happened if we had hit [N] on that final choice. While the ending could have been the same, it also could have been totally different.
That's definitely something I think OP should address though.

>It was the illusion of consequence, which is a pattern that follows Rose across all of S4.
The big shotcallers of S4 were Ally, Alex, Amber, and Whitney. Rose's importance in most of the season was largely reduced. It's difficult for a character to have consequences associated with their actions when they don't really do much of any consequence to begin with.

Hell, the death of Saul, which could have been a massive shift in Rose's character arc, was instead focused mainly on Cerise (especially after the wedding). The biggest thing that happened with Rose was her going to back to being a 2hu playing turbo-NEET.
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>>4020055
Might as well throw my lot in too.

During the S4 previews on Twitter, the cast had some quotes included with most being used in the story afterwards.

IIRC, Cerise never got to use hers (something about starting a Soliloquy dynasty), so were there any other characters that didn't get a chance to use theirs? What sort of scenes would these entail?
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What in the world could of happened if we had people remove their implants. I can’t imagine where the story ended up if everyone got them removed or alabaster did.
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>>4021357
>Rose was the main girl of the story
This is what stings the most. I could take the Whitneyfags and Cerisefags hogging the screentime in S1 because the narration didn't push them as the best. When OP hopped on the Rose train before Renee was even out of the clink, it felt like the moment in every other harem show when you first know your heartboner mislead you.
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>>4021379
You misunderstand. The reason not to hit [Y], in my mind, was that you'd be effectively erasing Rose in exchange for the new world. That didn't happen, ergo there were no stakes, only the illusion. And while Rose may have not been especially key in the rising action of s4 (OP did have the good sense to split her off during Vail so things could actually happen), she utterly dominated the most important part of the season while being effectively immune from harm.
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I love you OP, this was a wild ride; I'll miss you.
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>>4021388
It was easier to do that in S1 because every character was really just a bantz and smut machine, and thus favoring one over they other in contexts beyond that didn't make any sense.
The moment actual drama and romance entered into the bantz/smut mix in S2 and beyond I can imagine it became a lot more difficult to balance everything out and avoid having a main girl.
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I just wanted to say that, while the ending was very cliche and all, it happens to be the exact cliche I'm a sucker for, so it gets a free pass from me.

Rose was never my favourite girl originally, but hey, she was extremely based all the way, ever since our virst visit go her family home in S1.

I'm very much ok with this ending. It feels right to me and makes me happy. Carry on.
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>>4021392
A harem quest really shouldn't need a main girl. I was honestly baffled with how much -quick- importance Rose took

I can understand liking writing the dynamic between her and our protagonist since I write my own quest, but honestly, I feel like she became ironclad in plot armor once she became ''main girl'' so the tension of season 4 was pretty nill for me.

Chloe should have had Alabaster kill her desu. I hope I don't sound bitter but I feel like it would have really been the best way to really throw the readers off guards.

then again I'm a sadist so maybe I'm not the best one to judge.
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>>4020055
How many of the girls were pregnant before the waifu holocaust?
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>>4021389
>The reason not to hit [Y], in my mind, was that you'd be effectively erasing Rose in exchange for the new world. That didn't happen, ergo there were no stakes, only the illusion
Choices and the feelings the convey are largely dependent on the voters themselves. When people were voting [Y] they did so believing that Alabaster would be the only one to remember. I don't think the fact that he wasn't undermines the choice itself.
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>>4021398
Any girl that made it to the end with Alabaster was going to be accused of having plot armor. It's simply how the narrative went that it ended up being Rose.
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>>4021392
It is what it is. Not trying to take away your good feelings. It's just the fact that even talking about how your girl won and mine wasn't even in the running in the context of FQ of all things still depresses the shit out of me.
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>>4021388
This was the worst. Nothing sucked more than having other girls (namely Rose) getting copious amounts of screentime and development before Renee was even confirmed to exist.
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>>4021404
No, I don't think so. The assault on Darkbloom Analytic was the perfect opportunity to actually choose a waifu, come what may.
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>>4021401
Agree to disagree, especially with how fast the illusion of consequence was revealed to be just that.
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>>4021405
I do somewhat understand your pain over the lack of Renee. If I had to do my favorite girl season by season it would actually go:
>S1
Renee
>S2
Rose
>S3
Rose
>S4
Amber
So I get being upset over how she spent most of her time in prison and then did very little beyond lewd scenes.
>>4021407
>The assault on Darkbloom Analytic was the perfect opportunity to actually choose a waifu, come what may
This I completely agree with. EP14's lack of choice really hurt it as an episode.
>>4021408
>Agree to disagree
Fair enough
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>>4021401
I don't think it was the best move to have Sand Reckoner put stakes on the table if they weren't going to ever matter. An important choice being revealed to not be so after the fact absolutely undermines it. It's the reason people shit on David Cage and Telltale games.

Anywho I'm going to stop belaboring the point and get some sleep. Have a good night anons.
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>>4021413
>An important choice being revealed to not be so after the fact absolutely undermines it. It's the reason people shit on David Cage and Telltale games.
I think the context for a video game is a little different from a quest thread. A video game can never have choices that actually matter, because in the end it's a program that can only have so many calculated outcomes. When people praise games like New Vegas and Witcher III for their choices, what people are really doing is praising them for how effectively they convey the illusion of choice.

In a quest thread, unless you get railroaded (as OP has done at times) your choices will always matter because the end result is entirely at the whim of the QM, even if the problem presented ends up being a non-issue. You can argue as to whether or not that's good writing, but I don't think that is inherently indicative of bad questing.

Anyway good night anon. I hope I haven't come off as rude in any of my posts as it was not my intent to do so.
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>>4019973
That was really touching OP, thank you, for all of it.
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Whoa, I passed out and woke up to a very interesting discussion. I take all criticism in the spirit offered and always use it to make myself better, so I don't think these points are unfair or unkind. I do disagree with some of it, though. All I can do is explain my own reasoning, and hope that sparks some more good back-and-forth!

>On the inevitability of Alaska:
I truly was committed to having a way to avoid the flash-forwards from really happening.

I don't know what the end phase of the story would look like if we sidestepped the "ruined world" Alaska visions, but I did have a thumbnail concept of how the flash forward itself would actually be explained: Alabaster would be given a glimpse of it via Sand Reckoner fuckery, and get the chance to avert it.

I do understand the sensation that it was all set in stone because of the way it was presented to you -- flash forwards have a way of doing that -- but I do think your choices mattered.

>On [Y] not mattering
I don't see the [Y] vote as actually having been a choice. Why would you ever choose anything else? By that point you'd already committed to "resetting" the world in a prior vote and had every reason to hit the button once you'd heard the exposition in the lighthouse. If that "vote" had gone the other way, I would have been shocked beyond belief. I have no idea what I'd have done.

So it wasn't meant to be a vote at all, even if presented that way. I gave you all the chance to say "[Y]! [Y]! [Y]!" but I wasn't trying to amp up the stakes with the "you won't remember" warning and make readers doubt hitting the button by then. Actually, I was originally intending to do the whole thing as a single post -- maybe I should have -- and you'll note how quickly I posted both updates.

The choice with real import happened before the lighthouse, when Rose reveals her pregnancy and Alabaster wonders whether it will happen again in the next world. That was a bigger leap of faith for us all to take before we knew the contours of what we were signing up for.

(more to come)
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>On immediately contradicting the "you won't remember" warning
Lots of characters get contradicted fairly quickly after making major assertions -- the Optimizing Parameter isn't god. She either found a way to do what they both wanted in the end even though she originally thought it wouldn't work, or Alabaster and Rose themselves contravened what fate had in store for them, or maybe something else... I don't know. It's better to leave a little magic to wonder over.

I didn't mean for it to be such a headfake. I set it up so you'd all be okay with Alabaster being the only one to remember, and wanted to make Rose's memory a bonus -- not the principal "stake" of resetting the world.

But in the end, someone else had to remember. Take a look at Alabaster's little mini nervous breakdown in the epilogue right before he goes downstairs. Being the only one to remember would have made him question his own sanity, and it would have left him ironically kind of lost -- always questioning how to interact with the people he loves. Rose has always been his primary confidant... so it made sense for he to be the person who crosses between worldlines with him. She remembers in order to help him navigate his new reality -- and vice versa.

>On Ep14
I'll talk more about it as I go back and do more Q&A, but yes, it was hamfisted deck-clearing. The loss of Whitney was so much harder for me to do than anything else before or after... it tore me up, even though I knew what was lying in wait at the lighthouse -- I was utterly depressed for days after. I can only imagine what it did for everyone else, who didn't know for sure I would be merciful in the final phase.

After that moment, there was no possible way to avoid a "reset" attempt, so the deaths of other main characters just didn't carry the same horrifying gutpunch. So Ep14 as a climax, I completely admit, doesn't work as well as I could have made it. It wasn't really a climax... the lighthouse was. Ep14 was just a long and violent transition period to the choices of real meaning after the story's worst moment of despair.
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>On the cliches of the ending
Rose remembering is cliche, but so would Alabaster being the only one cursed/blessed/blursed with memory. This is all nothing innovative as a narrative, really. The beauty of FQ lies, I think, if there's any beauty at all... not in the mechanics of the plot but in the characters.

But Fuck Quest is, of course, the monomyth. It's as straight a retelling of the monomyth as you could conjure up. I didn't set out with that goal of course, but as I wrote the final passages, I realized to myself: I just recapitulated every single step of the hero's journey. But of course I did -- there's a reason it's called the "mono"myth. Nearly every epic story is a version of it. Mine just wears that fact on its sleeve. So yes, it's more than cliche... it's the ultimate cliche.

>On Rose's plot armor
Once Alaska really was inevitable -- and to a lot of readers I understand that it looked that way from jump -- she did have plot armor by definition. I can't deny that, but I'm okay with how I structured it. The stakes of the narrative lay elsewhere than Rose's physical safety in season 4. We were dealing with a collapsing reality and had no idea what was really happening with the Sand Reckoner superplot until the very final moments in the lighthouse. Those were the real stakes.

Now that it's all over, I can say that although I truly love all girls, even Makoto (I wanted to give even the most ignored and pushed-aside girl a beautiful and meaningful ending), I can admit that Rose came to occupy a special place in my heart.

That's obvious enough anyway -- but I really hope she doesn't come off as a mary sue. She's way too deeply flawed and I still have way too much fun treating her as the designated buttmonkey for her to be Little Miss Perfect -- that's part of what I really love about her, the same as how the flaws of every girl are what actually make them shine so bright to me. But it being the case that I saw a special role for Rose in the story, and to Alabaster, I can't ultimately deny that the way it all shook out may have looked like authorial bias. Because maybe it was. I just hope that I could have made it satisfying for anyone, even a hypothetical Makotofag or, I dunno, a Gustavfag or someone. I wanted everyone to get their best ending.
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>>4021525
Yeah but why did Chloe love Alabaster? In fact, I have no idea why
>Kay
>Chloe
>Noelle
Actually liked us
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>>4021527
The Wigger Cum
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>>4021527
I'll answer you out of order since you're so curious!

Chloe is drawn to shitty guys like so many abuse victims are, and Alabaster is a pretty shitty guy (on the surface... and maybe below the surface, too.)

She also gives her worldview in the beach episode:

>I am not an enemy. I only want things to be interesting. This is my theory of the world: that money and power stay only with those who are interesting. Look at us. You and I, we are the interesting people of the world.

Alabaster is interesting to her. His world is interesting to her.

Broad Dynamics wanted Darkbloom tech from the start, so Chloe would have been doing a lot of research on Alabaster prior to meeting him... this is when she fell for him. She really is the nega-Vivian in a ton of ways. Her love runs deep, but it springs from, let's say, juvenile motives and obsessions.

>Kay
I don't know that Alabaster occupies a paramount place in her heart, even if she does like climbing on top of that dick. She loves him but it isn't like how Cerise, or Rose, or Whitney, or Vivian, etc. love him. As for why she cares at all... he's fun to be around... and Kay is a thrill seeker. Alabaster creates thrilling situations.

>Noelle
She's weeaboo trash and so is Alabaster. Their common interest gave them a springboard to get to know and care about each other. Their natural chemistry made them grow close.
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>>4021527
Noelle's honeypot act wasn't complete bull, and she did share some parts of herself with Ally, and he reciprocated.
Kay... I don't know, we gave her dick and friendship and scoops and sex?
Chloe was probably like Vivian who liked Alabasters rough exterior, and fell in love with the kindness beneath.
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>>4021539
Did not see Ops response. Huh.
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>>4021540
I'm glad it came across to you the same way. It always gives me a good feeling when readers vibe with me.
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>>4021541
Did any other harem members not love Ally like Renee, Charlotte or Sable?
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>>4021557
I think Sable is the only one who didn't really "love" Alabaster to any great extent. There was only sparks there, never fire. Charlotte quite clearly loved him and so did Renee.
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>>4021557
Makoto, maybe? Whether or not we spent enough time for her to fall in love seems questionable, at least to me.
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>>4021559
Why does Stackleford love Alabaster more than anyone else?
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>>4021562
Alabaster gave him his calzone one day in middle school. To Stackleford, it was the most important day of his entire life... to Alabaster, it was Tuesday.
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>>4021564
>it was Tuesday.
or as I like to call it, Tuesday.
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>>4021565
Not Tuesday, but, you know, Tuesday.
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>>4021564
I applaud the title of pussy deflector for this headband. Never have I read something more apt
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>>4021568
Yeah, otherwise he'd be drowning in it.
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>>4021564
Taking things away from the Stackleford side of things, I have to ask:

If, and I do mean by the aeon-spanning near-infinite nonzero possibility of 'if', some utterly ridiculously wealthy /FQ-anon/ opened the vaults and gave you complete and total free reign, would you consider adapting Fuck Quest from traditional quest to full-fledged, mind bending Visual Novel complete with voice acting and animated smut scenes? Or, as sole progenitor and steward of the magic of this entire 6 year long adventure, do you feel such an adaptation would be.... lesser, in impact and in ability to reach its reader on a deeper level, due to lack of complete open-ended nature of a quest?
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>>4021576
I definitely would. I'm not skilled with visual novel writing, but with the promise of resources I would give it my best shot. It wouldn't be as magical as the original, you're right... the choices you made were as much on the fluidity of your constant feedback, as on the choices I directly presented... a VN lacks that critical component of the author being in constant conversation with the audience while writing.

(also, I will go back upthread and continue doing Q&A questions I've not gotten to, don't worry.)
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>>4021579
Do you feel you messed up with any of the harem members? Any that ended up less interesting than you were hoping for? Any you regret taking in the directions you did?

Why do you hate Darkbloom so much? You said Chloe was your favourite villain to write but do you think any of the others turned out well?
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After taking some time to catch up and think, I've got an actual question about Noelle.
Now she's a homebody, 100%. But in the scene where she comes to visit the Nail House and watch anime, Alabaster notices she seems like the kind of girl who would have fond memories of camping. But she actively seems to hate when the great outdoors gets brought up in S2.
Does Noelle have a soft spot for the untamed wilderness that she doesn't let on? Is this another one of the minor adjustments between worlds?
Or is Yuru Camp really that good? Asking for a friend.
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>>4021525
>hard confirmation that op thinks one girl is more best than all the others
Tried to make my peace with this happening for three seasons and now that it's out in the open it still leaves me feelin bitter
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>>4021765
I'm sorry. If it makes you feel any better, Rose's special role in the story for Alabaster means she comes out of it with the hardest burden to bear. Even though they will be able to support each other in bearing it, the weight of the awful horror everyone had to go through to reach the 422nd scenario is nothing short of traumatic.

Because they remember, they can help make this go-around successful. But those memories means they're going to have it rough. And since they shoulder the almost unbearable weight of the semi-eternal recurrence, all the other girls get to enjoy the lightness of being. They got their best endings at a huge cost to both Alabaster and Rose.
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>>4020110
>I guess my only question is will this be the end of your career as a QM or do you think you might return with something totally new one day?

I may or may not. I've got lots of story concepts. For now, I'm going to take a little break. Writing 350,000+ words in about 5 months sapped me.
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>>4020119
>last Chloe lewd: did our choice matter? would choosing tenderness equal to saving Whitney?

It both did and didn't matter.

It did in the sense that choosing to reject Chloe would have led to Alabaster leaving and having a very hot, totally degenerate sex scene with Rose and Amber. Whitney would have lived, probably through episode 14 at least, and although we would have ended up in Alaska, maybe there would have been more people surviving besides Ally/Rose than just Kay and Smatters. Maybe we would have even had other people join us in the lighthouse.

But I don't actually know how I would have played it because I fully expected you to vote to bone Chloe. When it looked like it was going to go the other way, I was excited -- in the way I usually am when I have to completely redo my plans because of an unexpected vote -- and I was also kind of desperate not to "have" to kill Whitney. I called it when it looked like a tie, and was going to spare Whitney in that scenario... but I don't know what I would have done for the finale in the version of events where Whitney escapes death.

The vote didn't matter in the sense that even though I would have spared Whitney, awful suffering was bound to come anyway. Things had already gone so far off the rails, and you had already let Chloe too far in, that pain was going to befall us one way or another.

>What about Kay? What came of our scorched Earth.421?

Kay and Smatters, in that world, suffer maybe the worst fate of all. Limbo. They continue to live without definite confirmation that Alabaster was successful. So they probably end up thinking he failed, because nothing changes for them. They get to have each other, though.

>What are your plans going forward?

See my last reply.
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>>4020130
These are great. The OC always gave me such joy.
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>>4021852
How long will it take before Alabaster slowly ends up regaining his harem, which may or may not involve his own daughter, or are you keeping that secret for the OVA?
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>>4020138
>1. Was Rose2 a real person (whatever that means) before Camelia corrupted Sand Reckoner, or was she purely born of SR?

Rose2 wasn't people before the 422nd scenario. She was born of Camelia and Cerise creating a glitch in the system.

>In either case, does SR actually have the power to rewrite reality? Yuki was talking like she didn't, but I'm not sure how to reconcile that with Rose2's whole deal.

Yes and no. The full extent of what the Optimizing Parameter can do is unknowable. Maybe even she doesn't know (she was wrong about Rose remembering, for instance).

In essence, she "seeds" the next universe with certain conditions. On a meta-textual level, since obviously she represents me -- those are the starting premises of the quest's story. The "consequent conditions" are choices, which are divergence points.

So the control she wields over the reality of Fuck Quest is the same kind of control I do. She can strongly guide the events, in some places more strongly than in others, but she can never erase that stubborn niggle of free will. So she never knows what's really going to happen at the end.

(Now, unlike me, she doesn't rewrite reality on the fly -- all she can do is set forth the beginning conditions of the cosmos that are going to lead to all the others. Then as she observes the outcome, she prepares changes for the next iteration. The glitch that Camelia and Cerise created, of which Rose2 is a part, was the setting of initial conditions she didn't define.)

>2. Did you have plans to do more with Spy Ken? ChartAnon and I were discussing this last night as one of the handful of decisions we made that were unambiguously "wrong," but really it only went wrong for Ken, and it's debatable how much better it wouldve been otherwise

There was a whole lot that I couldn't get to. Spy Ken was a subplot with lots of potential that really just kind of fizzled out, and that was because there wasn't time. It's not that I had big plans for it that I didn't get to -- I had the possibility of big plans I never developed. That's my own failure, but at least I gave it some form of resolution. Him getting ghosted was a heavy moment and played into the mounting doom of the story's final act.

You could also say his subterfuge did things in the background that let Chloe stay essential through the end -- since the Chinese government got bad info, they couldn't develop their own SR tech, which gave Chloe tons of leverage. But you'd have to infer that, and it's not something discussed in much detail beyond some passing dialogue.
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>>4020144
>I'm left with the uncomfortable question of 'now what'.

Now live your best life.

> Did you have any threads were Amber might not have come about as a central cast member and Camelia would have stuck around? Or was Cerise utilizing Penelope a forgone conclusion?

I didn't plan to bring Camelia/Amber back into the story until planning for the third season after the finale. At least that's how I remember things developing. So I could have easily developed a version of the story where Camelia was gone after her death in S2E14.

As for Cerise using Penelope, that was an image I had in my mind since before the reboot began. The idea of Alabaster, Whitney, and Rose walking in on Cerise, seeing her eyes are blue, and realizing -- "Sand Reckoner..." -- was a cliffhanger I really wanted to build towards. But what that really meant, I didn't know until much, much closer to the end of the second season.

>Who was the hardest cast member to kill? I know that's probably like 'pick your favorite child', but I'm curious.

For certain, Whitney. She really does embody everything lovely about the world of FQ... and her death was the story's rock bottom moment. The other deaths came attached with the promise that they were leading to salvation. Whitney's death was just nasty, horrifying, and violent. Made all the worse by the fact that it was Alabaster physically doing it... by the fact that maybe she died thinking he had betrayed her. By the fact that his last words to her were "Go to bed already. Leave me alone." For these reasons and so much more, writing Whitney's death made me almost vomit -- literally. It's the worst experience I've ever had writing anything in my life.

>Which aeon did you enjoy teasing the most?

Ye Olde Fucke Queste. It was a blast, and has some of the best Whitney banter in all four seasons.

>If you could clean up or clarify one thing about the four season run, what would it be?

I'm need to think about this one. Watch this space.

>We've dipped in and out of philosophy a lot over the course of the years. Are there any arguments that you yourself have enjoyed or appreciated watching?

The discussion in this thread about recurrence was fascinating. The ethical/moral disputes people had in season 3 over Alex's actions were intractable, sometimes vicious, but always interesting to see. Seeing people agonize over the road to perdition we walked in season 4 was also "satisfying" -- in that it's exactly what I intended people to think about -- wondering whether the way we tortured Dalton and got Ken ghosted by the feds and started a chain of events leading to the murder of innocent children, etc. etc., meant we had passed beyond redemption.

Finally, watching people try to pick apart the reality of FQ is a joy. The implications of SR tech on what "reality" even is, etc. And particularly the discussions around whether Sable's and/or Darkbloom's grand visions for the tech were ethically desirable, or even factually accurate.
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I have a lot to pick apart later. But I just realized that OP took one last time to spit in David's eye by suggesting Leibniz was more correct than not. Hilarious.
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Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah.

11. We certainly made assumptions, but we never got a total confirmation. What was the "special ingredient" in Rose's Buddy Cookies?
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I have to step away, but in the meantime, it's a good opportunity to post these. I've continued to make some Mario Maker courses inspired by my own descriptions of what kinds of courses our harem would make.

Tech Challenge #12 [20s] - Rose
VYR-324-S6G
"Twenty seconds in heaven."
When submitted to a streamer with high kaizo skill and told that it was made by my cousin (once removed), he declared "your cousin is evil!"

They Eat You Back! - Samantha
"These plants eat you back! Oh no!"
By7-39Y-LRF
Some streamers who have played this course have noticed some... curious things about the way certain parts of it look.

You Cannot Escape. - Vivian
"You cannot escape from my cunningly evil traps, so do not even try."
SVQ-11T-2LF
No streamer who has played this puzzle course has been able to figure it out without being basically told the solution step by step.
(Also, this course had exactly 422 attempts on it when I pulled its level code up just now. The curse is lifted, everyone.)

Sis Puella Magica DON'T MOVE - Alabaster
DSQ-8YF-52H
"Wow, this show is so dang cute!"
Alabaster made a music level inspired by Madoka! How heartwarming!

These courses are the 8th-11th in a series of levels by our harem. Here are the others I have already posted.

Big Boy Jumps - Kay
"Put on your big boy pants for these big boy jumps."
3QM-GR0-DXF

Atomic Mario![DONT MOVE] - Rose2
"the clouds are so FAT when u put stuff on em! hehe sproing SPROING!"
YR9-X9G-42H

Mission Shellpossible - Renee
"Your mission, should you choose to accept it: become an escort."
1RV-WVJ-DBG

Chrome Dinosaur Game - Noelle
"gdi the internet's out again"
X0N-56X-MSG ("for babies" version: 21K-8QM-KTF)

Scary Cryptography - Alex
"Get out your decoder rings!"
D8B-653-GGG

The Third Amendment - Charlotte
"Soldiers have taken up residency in private domiciles! KICK. THEM. OUT!"
4VY-LPM-VFF

Too Many Cooks - Scarlett
"The stew's scorching and the cookies are burning! Stop the chaos!"
2YM-B0V-CVG

I'm currently working on Gal's level.
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>>4020357
>hating Darkbloom
maybe even before S2 i thought that you actually are doing these FQ iterations to slowly warp Alabaster(your readerbase) into Darkbloom.
First shown reality, meeting a broken man whos bent on on horribly killing those dear to us.
Second, working for a man caught between a rock and a hard place whos working on reality augmentation, who not without reason did bad things long ago.
I thought this might continue til we have to make the hard decisions, but considering we had that already in the second iteration...

>>4018630
>I would not have guessed that she is the one you would come here with."
Please elaborate, Yuki-chan~

>>4021846
>[...]return with something totally new one day?
>I may or may not.
So, you might return, and only for something new?
Does "The End of Fuck Quest" end the entire franchise?
>>4021912
>which aeon did you enjoy the most?
You know that we all would read Ye Olde Fucke Queste. I wouldnt mind waiting again if we were to one day get more of what is so precious to many of us, and I bet others feel the same way.
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Where are the stats?
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>>4022032
I will never be satisfied until we get 1 on 1 non lewd dates with the girls in an ova at their ideal date location. I need Noelle handholding.
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>>4021912
You mentioned a few episodes ago that you liked reading about how anons discovered Fuck Quest mid-season. Might as well make this into a mini-review. Hope it isn't too blogpost-y for 4chan.

I opened /qst/ up on a whim and noticed the Evangelion cover of S4E1. Scrolled mid-thread, read the on-plane segments and Rose2 bullying and was instantly hooked on the character interactions and atypical setting for an anime-esque story. Then I got to the Dalton waterboarding part and thought "Holy shit, these chicks must be the antiheroes; what did this guy do to deserve this?".

So despite having upcoming exams to study for, I ended up searching the archive for the first episode on /qst/ (didn't notice the links in OP's post in the current thread) and despite understanding that this was S2 and an AU of a S1, I wasn't about to go searching /a/ or /tg/ for even older threads and started reading S2.

At first I was only going to read the first episode or two and leave the rest for after exams, then I allowed myself just that one entire season, then I ended up doing nothing but read Fuck Quest day and night for a few days until I had caught up to S4E2. Then I went back and read all of S1 before joining S4E3 as my first live thread.

I would rate the seasons 2 > 4 > 3 > 1.

Someone said near the end of S2(?) that S2 felt a bit less planned out (or something along those lines) than S1 and I recall you agreed. I strongly disagree. While S1 was fun to read as its own thing; having no nostalgia for it I strongly feel that S2 was a massive improvement in quality of writing and story and you should be damn proud.

(cont.)
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>>4022214 (cont'd)

Season 2 was a masterpiece. The first-day-on-the-job setting (and later unlikely billionaires setting) was much more compelling than the overdone high school setting. The mass espionage/implants plot was leagues better than the anime-tier magic semen/human augmentation plot (not that I don't love me some Deus Ex). In fact, up until the implants later started having reality warping powers and it was made clear that the SR logic was on the implants themselves as opposed to on the DBA servers, the plot of S2 required almost no suspension of disbelief at all.

That's my very minor gripe with the story; I was initially imagining that the implants were merely thin clients for the data crunching programs on DBA's servers. Assuming they figured out a brain-machine interface, it is totally believable that modern photolithography could fabricate a grain-sized microcontroller that can fit enough program logic for both the brain interface and a persistent wireless connection to the servers. A full-on neural network and the entirety of human knowledge less so. So when it became clear the SR implants can continue preforming their feats of prediction even without the servers that sorta fell though. I had various other minor technological gripes with how the implants were handled, but oh well. I enjoyed the story immensely regardless.

Seasons 3 and 4 were excellent continuations of S2. No complaints. Even picked up a few new fetishes. Although I don't care for mother/son incest, I congratulate you for turning me into a daddy-/mister-/sir-fag, despite my prior indifference to that particular variety of degeneracy.

I'll ask a few questions in a separate post.

Godspeed, OP. May your crops eternally bear fruit and may your dick be forever moist with female fuckslop.
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>>4019934
>You know, Alabaster, I don't give a shit who you find to relieve you of your Chronic Virginity Syndrome, but the least you can do is keep your bad decisions away from ME.
>Chronic Virginity Syndrome
>CVS
>Cerise Victoria Soliloquy

What did he mean by this?
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Everything feels hollow. Everyone is "back", but they still died under pretty terrible circumstances. And with all the memories lost, their new versions might as well be new people, and Alabaster and Rose are sure to have picked up more than a few mental issues. I know that this is the point, but it really is a whole lot more bitter than sweet.
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>>4022185
>noelle hand holding
>in public
Fine taste. Every day it feels like I edge closer to the madness of trying it myself.
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>>4022304
Think of it this way, Anonymous-dono.

Remember all those times Alabaster experienced deja vu throughout the series? All those little nods and chuckles towards the previous cycle that was Season 1?

Who's to say Alabaster is the only one that has those? All the good times and memories are still there, seeded in their minds. And when we have the chance to recreate those memories for them, they'll have the spark of that memory seeded in from before still.

The slumber party at Cerise's apartment.
Celebrating Cerise waking up at Baume.
Both weddings.
Comiket.

Those memories are likely still there, tucked away, waiting to be awoken. And whose to say they won't wake up entirely when we trigger some specific thought process in their minds? Mom came back to us fully after her "you're great". Alabaster 'woke up' twice - on June 1st and just now, in this reset. It's very possible that all the ones we love have their own "wake up" triggers that we can discover as the years go on.

And when we find those little moments and jog their minds back into place to realign, probably six years from now, they could very well realize that we fucking did it. That we won. And that we all get to share that memory together.

Maybe that's total fanwank, but dammit, there's a basis and a precedent for it. I think it could happen.
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>>4022384
So basically Muvluv?
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>>4022396
Regrettably haven't read that yet. Elaborate? Or did I accidentally cover the basics already?
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>>4022401
Elaborating would be a bit too much spoilers but memories filtering through alternate dimensions/worlds is something of a plot point. Best to leave it at that.
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Shorter episode than I expected.
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>>4021912

1. So... now in 422 when we've re-established our harem and Amber's born and grows up a bit, does Alabaster... y'know? Or does he give Will a gentle nudge so he seduces her as Whitney did Ally, thus returning balance to the Force? Or both? How much of Amber's personality stays the same, anyway? And what about the others for that matter?

2. Could you expand a bit on Dalton Cantor's backstory? I found it interesting that a family man was loyal to the russian mafia. Was he a gainful associate, or a begrudging victim of circumstance? Both?

3. How well have you been preserving your notes? You've shared a photo of a board of stickynotes before. Is there more on the cutting room floor for you to dump? This has already been asked, but what would you have done if we had removed our implants? Combinations of remove/keep? What about if we had sided with Darkbloom in S2?

4. Suppose Fuck Quest weren't named Fuck Quest. Say if it were a Mr. Robot or Black Mirror type show and the sex scenes were mostly toned down and/or only implied and a full-on harem wasn't so clearly acknowledged. Have you thought about what its title would be?

6. Are Tyrus and his men still gangsters in 422? Does Armstrong still have his senatorial background?

7. You mentioned a few episodes ago you had an announcement to make at the end. Were you referring to the QA+quiz or something more?

8. Suppose I hadn't posted the damning "tenderness". Could you still deliver the alt scene with Amber and Rose sometime? Pretty please?

9. You mentioned earlier that you despise David. This was really unexpected. Throughout S2-4 I had the distinct impression he was being painted as somewhat relatable and only a slightly worse person than Alabaster himself. What do you hate about David precisely?

10. Why did he get involved with the Russian Mafia in the first place? Surely he could have pursued any number of preferable sources of starting funds with which to jumpstart his dream?

11. Could you summarize Alex's backstory again? What was it that started his arson spree and led to him getting disowned?

12. How much did our boy Ken suffer in Guantanamo Bay ;_;?

13. What happened to those backup server facilities Sable was trying to blow up in S3? Isn't some of the data we were trying to protect still available there? For that matter, who nuked who? How do you imagine the details of WW3 at the end?

14. Have you considered coming back (after you've rested for about a few months) and doing little slice of life episodes set in various parts of the story? Interlewds?
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FINAL PROMINENCE BY MENTION:
Whitney: 1,174
Rose: 1,095
Cerise: 1,026
Vivian: 863
Noelle: 808
Renee: 695
Mom: 689
Galatea: 684
Kay: 643
Qiangxiang: 606
Alex: 599
Charlotte: 555
Amber: 539
Rose2: 437
Smatters: 311
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>>4022451
No fucking way.
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>>4022441
>Just shy of a million
Good thing the OVA is gonna be 100% canon!

>>4022451
"Eat shit Rose!"
I can't believe Noelle managed to join the upper echelons of the original 6. That's astounding.
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>>4022441
You'll just have to write another 15,855 words in the OVA then.
>>4022451
>VIvian lewd in this episode
Where? Did you mean to tag Kay? What about Smatters, then?
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>>4022304
Now every season is canon as well as all other possible permutations. Sure, implementing the multiverse isnt the most original of conclusions. So what? I too thought we could repair our reality, if theres a way to make glitchy bubble gum, then why not unharmed tomboys? The world isnt fair, there are consequences to (y)our actions and sometimes you just gotta accept how things turn out.
And i think it turned out alright.

you call that bitter, my guy? We made many, many universes a whole lot better.i actually would have liked it more for only Alabaster to remember: a harmless world yet PTSD, Steins Gate world line of Fuck Quest. Trying to bring the gang back together, with a chance of fucking up entirely? A tense, high stakes? quest would make every pastebin link legendary.
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>>4022481
I think OP was counting Yandere Survival Quest for both. Hilarious to me that he used anonkun to host that one in particular, considering its reputation among most of /qst/ for being a nest of degenerates somehow potentially worse than us.
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>>4022483
I guarantee Rose and Alabaster are going to have serious PTSD after the shit they went through. I can already picture the nights where they wake up in a cold sweat thinking that the pleasantness was all just a dream and that they have to run again but then passing by little baby Amber on the way towards the door and reminding themselves that everything is going to be okay, and that they made it all better for her sake before going back to bed.
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To this day I'm still unable to see what's supposed to make Rose Ally's best match. Speaking from experience, a love-hate relationship is a fucking mess.
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>>4022520
I feel so sorry for this Universe's Amber. Even if they're not abusive to her specifically, growing up with parents in that kind of a relationship is going to fuck her up so badly.
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>>4022570
I think they’ve learned. They’ll always bicker and stuff but they won’t be the awful way they were when they were younger. That “why were we so shitty?” conversation was meant to drive home that they’d get the next universe right, and appreciate each other.
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>>4022520
>love hate relationships are a fucking mess
well yeah but this is fiction anon, something working out or not is entirely up to the author
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>>4022607
That's the thing, I'm finding it difficult to see where improvement started. It's more the events that forced them to slow down instead of themselves.
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>>4022570
>>4022575
It's definitely going to evolve into a Charlotte x Saul type relationship. Probably even have their own Rumpus Room for whenever Auntie Whitney and Aunt Vivian come over.
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I have compiled some number and now understand why some people thought there was too strong a focus on Whitney in season 1.
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>>4022718
Smatters was definitely in Season 3 though, OP-sama. I think you missed some.

Also looking back at season 1 is hilarious because on my re-read there was definitely a very long stretch where it basically turned into ReneeQuest, and nobody batted an eye at it with good reason.
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>>4022734
Fuck, good call. I thought I was missing something when adding uncounted characters from prior seasons.
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>>4021839
>taking the time to address my whining in a sea of better questions
It'd be easier to be bitter if you were more of an asshole op.
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>>4020172
>Did you always have it planned that Chloe would betray us?

Yes. I mean, she told Alabaster exactly what she intended to do. I was wondering whether I could actually make you guys fall into her honeypot after how negatively you reacted to her first few appearances, but yes, that was the intent.

You know, I myself ended up liking her so much that I wanted to renege on this original plan, let her just be a normal haremite... Chloe fooled even me. When I realized that she fooled me, I recommitted to making her betray us.

>How could Vail have gone differently? There are the obvious diversions, like following Alex and chasing after Mara, but I was wondering if you had plans for other choices to make things end up differently for us, like with Amber and Noelle staying hidden inside the car.

Depending on who went or stayed, I don't know what other major events could have happened. You nailed some of the big ticket items. Alex could have died, Mara could have lived.

One HUGE thing I went back on at the last moment in planning for Vail, was this: Vivian was supposed to die.

The basic concept, which I never developed, was that as things in Vail got desperate, the group would need to reinstall Amber's implant (this actually happened). But, the implant wouldn't work quite right... they'd have to radio back to Whitney and ask her to turn on Sand Reckoner's full power (knowing the risks this would entail since Mara wanted that too.)

The group would be successful and get away with minimal casualties like what we saw... but when they got back home, they'd find Whitney weeping over Vivian's corpse -- her mind having been unable to withstand the power of the Diegesis implant and its link to Amber's.

I'm very glad I didn't go down this path. Vivian's ultimate ending was much more satisfying, and we got to see so much more of her in so many great moments.

But if you go back and read some of the lead-up to Vail, and also the episode itself, even the title card, you can see that I was laying down the groundwork for her to die in that episode. It's another one of those recurrence things... Vivian died in Vail in FQ1, and she nearly died in Vail in the reboot timeline, and ultimately she would have died because of the events in Vail in season 4... in other words, that fate of Vail being Vivian's doom would have been inescapable.

It fit so well, for her to die in that episode, that for a while, I was wondering whether I had made the right call. But with hindsight, like I said, I can say I did.

>Was the significance of 421 planned from the very start?

No. In the interim between season 3 and season 4, I happened to hear about Conformal Cyclic Cosmology, purely by chance... and realized that that was the "solution" to Fuck Quest that I had been trying to figure out, myself, for so long. Until then, I had not the slightest idea how I was going to really explain all this shit, including 421.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conformal_cyclic_cosmology
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>>4022817
You woulda killed me with that Vivian route, so thank you for not going down that road.
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>What are your favourite non-Alabaster pairings?

In no particular order: Whitney and Vivian, Whitney and Renee, Amber and Vivian, Gal and Cerise, Alex and Cerise, Alex and Sable, Kay and Noelle, Charlotte and Saul

>Since the recurring universe has been confirmed, are we to believe that the Magic College AU from the original season 2 is canon after all?

Yes. I actually intended to do that as one of the realities Alabaster would see in the lighthouse... maybe plop him in the middle of the scrapped S2 finale, with him going against Ebony. For the sake of time, I scrapped that... again.

>What number revision did the original run take place in?

All we know is that it was before scenario 421. It was its own scenario -- not part of the 421-verse. I imagine it was probably an early version.
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>>4022838
My headcanon is that Season 1 was in the 310-verse and you can't make me believe otherwise!
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>>4022847
>>4022847
But 310 is mecha...
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>>4022849
Oh shit, I hadn't even realized that. Welp.
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>>4022744
>Alex ended up having the most mentions of any character introduced after the reboot.
Can't say I'm surprised with how important he was to the plot and how gay anon is.
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>Any notable references/foreshadowing we missed?

All the time I know this question is coming, and there are tons of examples, but I end up coming up blank when it gets asked.

One thing people did miss at the time, was the first Kundera mention in S3. Someone did eventually point it out earlier inS4, but no one talked about it at the time. The Amber/Vivian pairing is so interesting to me because of their radically different outlooks... this is part of it. Vivian feels weighed down by eternal recurrence, Amber feels the exhilarating lightness of being and wants to break free of cycles.

>Did our actions in season 1 effect why the Camelia glitch occurred or is it a completely separate event?

Can you clarify? Season 1 as in FQ1 from /a/, or season 1 as in the first season of the reboot? If the former, then no. If the latter, then yes, absolutely. Remember that Alabaster actually dies at the end of season 2 -- Cerise doesn't get her implant until it's too late to save him -- so her grief, while she had the power of Sand Reckoner, was part of what led to the glitch.

>What's the single most important choice we made in the series?

Letting Cerise and Rose know that Camelia was blackmailing us.

Other honorable mentions go to Daltbloom, and obviously, resetting the universe. I'm sure I'm forgetting others.

>Since Alabaster already made it to the Lighthouse a couple of times why didn't one of those encounters lead to the "ideal" world we got in the epilogue? Seems to me there is even less reason for him to refuse if he came alone.

The Optimizing Parameter explains it herself -- she never tried letting Alabaster remember. It's even possible that the prior times he made it there, she never even backed up his consciousness. Just because he arrives at the lighthouse doesn't mean that he gets to have his consciousness carry over... in all the hundreds of trillions of iterations, there are any number of situations that could have put him there without such an opportunity being possible.

And almost certainly, prior arrivals of Alabaster to the lighthouse occurred between iterations -- recall there are hundreds of billions or maybe trillions of iterations on each major scenario -- so if Alabaster arrives to the lighthouse only a few times, it means he's almost certainly not there at the moment when the Optimizing Parameter is ready to move things to the next scenario.

So I look at what we saw in this finale as a uniquely special set of circumstances leading to a one-of-a-kind information transfer from one scenario to the next.

>Any other fun ideas related to the alternative worlds you didn't use?

Many. I talked about not being able to do a glimpse at the scrapped s2. I also scrapped doing Watersports Quest (lampshading my most controversial fetish), a genderbent FQ1 where Alabaster is a girl and the harem are all guys, and Wholesome Christian Quest where Alabaster is in seminary to become a priest, with his harem also at the school.
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>>4022896
>Letting Cerise and Rose know that Camelia was blackmailing us.
Damn, I had nearly forgotten about that one. I can't imagine the relationship with either character developing in nearly the same way without that.
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>>4022902
>Watersports Quest
Heh
>Genderbent FQ1
Bigger Heh
>Wholesome Christian Quest
I'm ded.
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>>4022902
>Wholesome Christian Quest
Okay I need to see at least a couple of posts of what THAT would have been.
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>>4022903
I planned for the first half of season 2 to involve Alabaster sneaking around a ton behind their backs, trying to keep them from having to be involved... yeah, it completely rewrote the entire script of Season 2. That was the moment Rose went from being just the tsundere to being Alabaster's closest confidant... and the moment when Cerise went from being just the tsundere sister to being Alabaster's rock in a world without their parents. It changed MY conception of those characters... and thus made them so much more. Thank you all for trusting them more than I did!
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>>4022902
>>4022910
>>4022913
I'll save you the trouble and say that Seminary is NOT wholesome
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>>4022919
>not protecting your chastity from a horde of sluts for the grace of God
heathen
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>>4022913
It was going to open from the cliffhanger of the ostensible prior episode where Alabaster saw his sister, Sister Soliloquy, and another nun, Sister Healy, committing a "sin of the flesh" (by kissing).

Your first choice would have been to confront them directly, to speak with your fellow seminary student Alex about it, or to ask Mother Superior Keki for her advice.
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>>4022926
Was there a Hands Held counter?
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>>4022926
Aw shit, this'll probably feature Bishop Darkbloom, innit?
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Ooo, here's one.

12. Do you feel that the format thrust upon us by /qst/'s board rules (namely relegating lewds to pastebins) worked in favor of or in detriment to FQ as a whole? Or do you feel the experience was mostly unchanged by the necessitated format?
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>>4022916
>Alabaster sneaking around a ton behind their backs, trying to keep them from having to be involved
This actually raises another question. With Whitney, it was obvious, especially in S4, that Alabaster's continued lack of trust in her deeply hurt her. Was that always something you had in mind for the character, or was that element built over many compounding decisions?
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>>4021525
This is basically what I was hoping for. Reading through this, I think the reason I was out of sync with everyone else is that I showed up at episode 14 of season 4. I suppose reading through a CYOA with the choices already made lends itself to a certain sense of inevitability that may not have occurred had I not been two years late to the party. Thanks for humoring me OP, I'm still not on the same page as everyone else but I feel a bit better about the whole thing.

This may be a strange thing for a Whitneyfag to say, but I appreciate that you gave her death the appropriate weight and breathing room to really hit home. It's probably the most invested I've been into a non-professional piece of media. I'm warmly awaiting the OVA. Whitney 422 prom scene or I'll make TENDERNESS look like a fucking joke

And maybe throw the Reneefags a bone, they've suffered enough
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>>4020174
>Are you still into anime?
Not nearly as much as I used to be. I have very little time to watch, and most series... just don't appeal to me the way they used to. I'm both too genre savvy and maybe a little bit too old to appreciate a lot of what's out there.

>What's your Japanese powerlevel?
Rose2 level.
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>>4022964
>And maybe throw the Reneefags a bone, they've suffered enough

Any hope will only hurt more in the end.
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>>4020326
>In all the reality iterations, how often do Alabaster and Scarlett end up committing incest? Is it even common across the iterations? Does Sand Reckoner consider a propensity for incest on their part a detriment in its task or just another variable that can be accounted for?

It's definitely just another variable in the grand scheme of things. As for how common it is... I dunno. More common than most mothers and sons would fuck each other, clearly.

>What would have occurred if either Mara or Aloysha had managed to reach the Lighthouse? Could they have meaningfully forced Sand Reckoner to create an iteration where all their viciousness and cruelty is given free reign?

The lighthouse would never have revealed itself to them. This goes unstated, but you can infer that the lighthouse only allowed itself to be seen once Chloe decided not to go too and Alabaster/Rose decided to "reset" the world.

>Is Mara, across all the iterations, an irredeemable monster? Or just all the iterations where it is probable she marries David Darkbloom and gives birth to Vivian?

In 422, we see a version of the world where Chloe has a chance... maybe there are ones where Mara does too. In all the uncountable multitudes of configurations of the universe, anything could be possible. Then again, maybe not -- every person seems to have certain essentials that never can be erased -- and perhaps evilness is part of Mara inseparably. It depends on where you stand with the nature/nurture debate I guess. I couldn't say.

>You mentioned a distant possibility that Mara and Alabaster might have fucked, if the stars were right. Has this occurred in any of the reality iterations?

I'm certain it has. Maybe Mara wasn't consenting in all of them... maybe Alabaster wasn't in others.
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>>4022968
>1-Madlibs
Why must you taunt me?
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>>4022451
>>4022744
Welp, Rose was just short. OVA is the last possible chance she has to pull into the lead
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>>4020419
>Who was Chloe’s favorite among the girls. Obviously not rose.

Samantha.

It's funny because I started having them interact because I saw that as the most unlikely combination of two characters to share any interaction at all. But yes, Chloe found Samantha extremely fun and interesting.

I think she also really liked Amber.
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>>4020055
Oh right, these
>>4022451
>>4022718
reminded me of the more humorous question I wanted to ask before I got hung up on ending foibles.

So, Whitney 422 has the same thirst for Alabaster's virginity that both prior Whitneys have exhibited. She was a bit manic about it, even. HOWEVER, Alabaster 422 is now for all intents and purposes Alabaster 421, who already lost his virginity...to Whitney.

Did Whitney accidentally and irreversibly cuck herself?
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Oh yeah, I wanted to mention this too:

/fq/, you're the most civil thread series of threads I've ever seen on 4chan like... ever. The fact that you guys, even when you get heated, can carry on actual discourse without totally devolving into shitflinging is a thing of beauty. So thank you all for being (mostly) awesome to each other. You bunch of faggots, you.
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>>4020423
>What did Dalton do wrong?

Dalton killed Sable in front of Alex and took part in kidnapping him and Renee, knowing Mara would kill them as well.

And maybe more egregiously he put his family at risk by working in league with the Russian mafia.
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>>4023047
His kids didn't deserve him. His wife must be a saint if Hazel and Finn end up fine.
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>>4020428
>It's all over so you might as well spill who your favorite grill is. My money is on Rose

It's hard for me to flat-out say Rose is my "favorite." Maybe you could call her first among peers. I guess you could say I regard her much the same as Alabaster does.
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>>4020439
>That said, after all's said and done, do you think you'll come back for the occasional one shot with the establishes cast members? Iirc, you were planning on having a Christmas special back in 2014 that didn't end up panning out due to personal reasons. I would love to see something like that happen whenever you get the urge to write these characters again.

I don't think I'll be able to resist revisiting this universe. After the OVA, let's talk some more.

You're right that I wouldn't want to do a full fledged season 5. Once you know the truth of the FQ-verse, how do you create any real stakes again?
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>>4023063
`>After the OVA, let's talk some more.`
Six movies continuation!
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>>4020451
>Was there any way to avoid everyone dying in universe 421?

I've talked a little on this, but yes. We could have averted Alaska entirely... but I have no idea what that ending would look like in the details.

Or otherwise, we could have had other characters survive to the finale... again, not sure what this would lead to.
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>>4023063
Honestly? By removing the reset button. Just make us care about the plot and your characters; make us know that we can fuck up one universe.
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>>4023042
As a great man once said: through dick, unity.
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>>4020538
>So is Rose's reason for keeping the memories is because she was in the Lighthouse as well?

Rose being able to keep her memories is a miracle. I could come up with a way to explain it, but I think that detracts from it. "Some miracles, you just have to let be."

I mean, just imagine the implications of the simple fact that Rose now knows even from sophomore year of high school, that Ally and Whitney are super into bunnygirls!
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>>4023070

That's true -- I would have to remove the possibility of Alabaster knowing or getting to the lighthouse/reset button. But persistently there would still be a throughline of thought that runs, "even if we completely fuck it up, it's fine, because this is just a failed iteration of the universe and they'll have another chance."
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>>4023042
it's about the social fabric, senpai. when you care enough about someone else in your tribe purely because they're a member of your tribe (this tiny slice of a CYOA that we've all been following for years), you don't step on their toes just for the hell of it.

you see the same thing among groups of good friends or you might if you had any
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>>4023082
r00d. Love you too, Anonymous-dono~.
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>>4020561
>What would Whitney had been like if she received Vivian's level of education growing up?

She's already the smartest girl in the universe, so that kind of opportunity would give her MENTOK, THE MIND TAKER levels of intellectual horsepower.

In all seriousness, a Whitney raised by David would be really interesting. But tragic, too. She would always show so much promise and bursts of impressive capability, but she would be plagued by a feeling that she's a disappointment, and in a way, to him... she would be. She'd be able to do okay academically... but not excel to the heights of Vivian, or to the level David would expect of his child.
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>>4023087
>spoiler
i won't admit to a damn thing and you can't make me
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>>4023090
You don't have to say anything, Anonymous-dono. We're beyond words.
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>>4020562
>I take it's to early to ask about ideas of what next?

Too early right now, but you'll hear from me.
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>>4023079
The same argument work in reverse.
We hit the fast forward button for 422 but facts remain that universe 421 was completely and thoroughly fucked. You've already outline Kay and Samantha fate, which was a cruel one indeed and Chloe, despite her evilness, was filled with nothing but regrets once alabaster disappeared in the lighthouse. I'd wager Ken, Fazil and even Stackleford met with tragic end during the nuclear war, the end of $21 happened like a fever dream so we weren't really hit by the depression of the world end, but it did happen and I'd say it mattered.

Almost everyone Alabaster knew, and I'd say everyone he genuinely loved, died. 422 is a golden ending that transferred his experience and memory alongside Rose but the tale of 421 still remain in our memory no matter the entropy or whatever billions of years passed.

I don't think it'd be too difficult for you to make another plot in this setting if you'd want, or maybe you could introduce a new cast in the wacky world of Fuck Quest and have our crew be cameos. Even knowing the absolute truth shouldn't remove the emotions and soul of it.

Sorry for rambling.
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>>4023093
What an aggressively hungry Yuki.
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>6. Did you always plan on actually making Amber our daughter from the future? Does that mean Auburn and Will will be born around the same time as her? Is Daddy gonna have to kick Auburn's ass?

You know, it's only implied! I never said for sure that Amber will be Alabaster's daughter.

Of course, if such a thing happens, it's not something I conceived from the start, no. The potential came to me between seasons 3 and 4. And yes, it was a huge reason I went the Daddy route with her in sex scenes.

And yes, it's also why we don't see epilogues for Auburn and Will. They are Amber's contemporaries, so they don't exist yet in 422 either.

Amber will kick Auburn's ass more than enough without Daddy needing to intervene.

>7. You mentioned that you had an original plan regarding Darkbloom and Penelope that was sidestepped early on by our Daltbloom plan. Did this culminate in the Johann installation? Or was it something else that never came up?

My season 4 vision for Darkbloom had his implant inside Amber's safe at home, turned off, for almost the entire season. If Alaska happened, I was going to have Kay break into the ruins of the Catachresis home and retrieve it and take it back to Alabaster. So we got basically that plot, but with something much, much better in between.

The Johann thing I didn't think of until planning for the episode it happened in, actually. It was a really inspired idea, in my not-so-humble opinion. Resolves the Chekhov's gun of suggesting Furby Darkbloom in season 3, but in a much more impactful way.

>8. Did you have a fleshed out plan for discovering The Lighthouse via Cerise's congressional bid, or did you lay most of your bets on Chloe's successful seduction?

No. I was pretty confident that you'd fall for Chloe by the time Cerise's congressional bid really developed, so I was keeping that option in my back pocket. I'm sad I didn't get to show Cerise actually in congress, and that the subplot really didn't go anywhere... I tried to give it some sort of resolution with her appearance on "a certain notable podcast" being such a catalyst. And it was nice character development for Cerise if nothing else.

>9. Did tie votes usually wind up having bonus stuff appended to it? Did any actively work to our detriment?

It depends on the specific vote -- some were situations where you just got both options if they weren't somehow exclusive, and in others I had to create a compromise solution on the fly which you might call a bonus. I can't remember any ties off the top of my head that were detrimental overall.

>10. Any chance we can get a glimpse at any unused pre-written materials left on the cutting room floor? Whether in this thread or after / during the OVA?

I have very little pre-written stuff that I didn't incorporate because I mostly avoided pre-writing until I was sure it was going to happen. But per >>4020566 I'll post the remnants from the whiteboard soon.
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>What did Mara Darkbloom offer Dalton Cantor to become her triggerman/gofer? Did she just have to threaten his family or did she offer him big wads of cash as well?

I say I hate Dalton because I imagine him being motivated by his own venality, and not under threat. He's just a corrupt corporate figure in league with organized crime, working for the profit motive... that's my view of him, anyway. Since nothing in the canon text is spelled out, you can craft your own viewpoint.

If that truly is how Dalton operated, I think it's important to note that he probably was still a "good" father. He was devoted to his wife and children. That's the thing with so many evil/corrupt people... they can compartmentalize the horrible things they do. They in a sense lead double lives. Darkbloom himself was much the same.
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>>4020744
>OP, I actually have some questions about interactive narrative design that I want to shoot you soon-ish -- Twitter DMs a good place?

I'm the wrong person to ask. I've been guilty of railroading in the past, and I've made tons of missteps. But I would be happy to talk. You can DM me.
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>>4020759
>That reminds me, what was the big plan behind making Cerise run for congress?

Per >>4020762, it was potentially an alternate path to finding out the secrets of the lighthouse, but I never really developed a plan for how that would work in the details. Other than that, I just thought it was something fun for Cerise to do in season 4.
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>>4020765
>On that note, what were the various generals like in those final weeks/months? How would they have reacted to everything that happened at the facility, and their beloved girls being declared dead?

The world is a complete nightmare very soon after the destruction of Darkbloom Analytics and probably *Chan goes down for good mere hours afterwards, or maybe even sooner.

The users in the general threads probably have more pressing concerns than their online waifu obsession when WW3 dawns, but the most devoted among them, like That Cerise Guy, probably wind up committing sudoku.

For what little time remains to the site before it goes down, those general threads are absolute shitshows of rage, recrimination, wild speculation and rumors, disbelief, shock, panic, grief... you name it. Thousands of posts of utter mass confusion and hysteria. Not fun.
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>>4022998
>The lighthouse would never have revealed itself to them.

I shudder to imagine what they could have done with just the implants, continually body jacking new hosts when their old ones wear out, just to continue on with their sadism.

It would be a small comfort the the Optimizing Parameter would just consider their ideal reality iteration a colossal failure and take steps to ensure it doesn't happen again.
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>>4020974
>So, OP, how's your relationship going with the coworker who reminds you of Rose, and has that affected The End of Fuck Quest?

There's been a spark between us before, but I don't foresee a relationship developing. Definitely not the ending Alabaster and Rose get! Our dynamic isn't nearly as fun as what you see in FQ anyway, we're capable of being civil, it's just we just often don't see eye-to-eye at work or on certain topics.

Did it impact the end... I'd say not hugely. All the girls are more than just the individual parts and pieces from my life that inspired them.
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>>4023128
>7
Boy am I glad we thought that up then. That plotline in particular was easily one of the highlights of the entire series for me. Good fucking job, /fq/-tachi.
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>>4023158
>For what little time remains to the site before it goes down, those general threads are absolute shitshows of rage, recrimination, wild speculation and rumors, disbelief, shock, panic, grief... you name it. Thousands of posts of utter mass confusion and hysteria. Not fun.
Sounds hauntingly familiar.
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>>4021384
>IIRC, Cerise never got to use hers (something about starting a Soliloquy dynasty), so were there any other characters that didn't get a chance to use theirs? What sort of scenes would these entail?

I think Cerise is the only one. That was supposed to be from a conversation about her congressional bid... I would have included it after a choice that you voted against early in the season -- where Alabaster can either go talk with her about her bid, or do some other thing (I forget what, but that other thing is what you voted for.)

I actually had a bit of a scrapped subplot with Cerise where you'd begin to get the sense that she's acting disturbingly like David... with the implication that the time they spent in the same body affected her.
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>>4023170
Edit your posts better, anonymous
But yeah Daltbloom blowing Mara the fuck out was probably my favorite part of Vail. It also resulted in the Cantor kids getting wrecked by Alyosha though.
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>What in the world could of happened if we had people remove their implants. I can’t imagine where the story ended up if everyone got them removed or alabaster did.

I don't know. I fully expected you to keep them... going the other way might have led to avoiding Alaska completely as well.

You may be starting to pick up on the fact that I'm bad at planning. If a vote doesn't go the way I expect it to, I have to go back to the drawing board. Often that's the case. But just as often it isn't... and in the times that it isn't... I never think again about what contingency I would have developed.
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>>4023185
pls do not bulli I've had a very long and exciting day

I actually can't believe the emotional impact Hazel and Finn had on me. Such a small edition to the world that really colored in for me early on how fucked this reality was if those two were taken out of it. I'm glad we managed to "save" even them in the end. Speculating about HazelQuest was super fun too.
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>>4023138
With the Kerimov dynasty in shambles in 422, does Dalton stick with Darkbloom at all? Or does he stick with the Mafiya?
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>edition
addition* FUCK.
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>>4021399
>How many of the girls were pregnant before the waifu holocaust?

Wouldn't it just hurt to talk about those things?
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>>4023201
Wouldn't it be funny if Noelle was pregnant again when she died? As a joke. Haha.
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>>4023180
I backtracked a bit after posting that question. I don't think Mom got to do hers as well.

The serious David and Mom confrontation never really manifested, which I thought would've been an appropriate time for that line to occur afterwards.

Maybe if Mom somehow tagged along in Vail, that line would be perfect to go with a MILF catfight.

And in hindsight, Mom finishing Alyosha off was probably her last chance to throw in that line.
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>>4023215
Mom actually did throw in her line, however hers was the most heavily altered of them. (You'll note that several of them were altered to fit new contexts, even Amber's very first one!)

S4, E9:
>Her reply is instant. She hugs you tight. "As if I care what a bunch of egoistic eggheads playing God would tell me! I'm your mother. You're my son. That's all there is to it, and nothing is going to change that!" She drags Cerise into the embrace, too -- beckons Amber and Rose2 to join it, also: mama bear with the cubs. "And -- and if any darn Russians or anyone else thinks they can hurt any of you -- they'll have to go through me first!"


Compared to the preview we got:

>"As if I care what some egoistic egghead playing God would tell me! You're my son, and that's all there is to it, and nothing is going to change that. And -- and if anyone thinks they can hurt you -- or Cerise, or Amber, or Rose -- they'll have to go through me first!"
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>>4023227
They did go through her in the end...
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>>4021598
>Do you feel you messed up with any of the harem members?

Makoto for sure. I didn't develop her, wrote her out in an abrupt way, and really didn't do her justice at all.

She got the longest epilogue because of that... and while "Makoto Quest" is really intended as a kind of joke, like, "haha, there's an entire universe where Makoto of all people is the most important!"... in it's own way, it's kind of poignant too.

Sable... I don't know. I go back and forth on Sable. I actually kind of like what I did with her as a character, and how she had so much impact all the way to the very end even though she was MIA for most of season 3 and dead in season 4. But as a harem member she fell flat.

I like to think I did well with all the other characters.

>Any that ended up less interesting than you were hoping for?

Again, Makoto and Sable. I think softening the dynamic between Cerise and Alabaster also made her a bit less fun, even if that was a deliberate choice. We get to see some of that fun come back in 422. I was happy about that.

>Any you regret taking in the directions you did?

No, except for Makoto's death.

>Why do you hate Darkbloom so much? You said Chloe was your favourite villain to write but do you think any of the others turned out well?

Darkbloom:
-impregnated Renee at 16 while he was, what, 35ish? Then forced her to give the child up for adoption (even if for good reasons, but those reasons are also his fault)
-experimented on children
-murdered people to cover it up
-almost killed his own daughter with his assassination plot
-let that girl he impregnated and supposedly loved go to prison for life for his crimes
-got in bed with the Russian mafia to chase after a delusional fantasy of power
-thought he was uniquely fit to wield power over the world, had a God complex
-loved his children but was nonetheless a really bad father
-was generally conniving, hypocritical, petty, vindictive, power-hungry and egoistic
-never learned his fucking lesson, was still murdering people in season 4

It occurred to me the other week that David Darkbloom -- fittingly enough -- is basically Humbert Humbert. He ruins a child's life -- or in this case, a few of them (Amber, Gal, Alabaster, Vivian, Whitney...) -- because of his own selfish desires. He characterizes that selfishness as love, but it's a monstrous love. And only at the very end, when it's too late, does he truly feel the weight of what he's done and show remorse. He does what he can, then, to fix it... but it cannot undo what's been done. There's a Lolita reference in this episode, in a scene with David, because of that.

As for other villains I liked to write... as much as I don't like David for the person he is, he was fascinating to explore and write! Mara was a bit one-dimensional to me, but had her moments. Lev was so uniquely repulsive that it was interesting like watching a trainwreck. Alyosha was so shockingly awful that he creeped me out.
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>>4023227
Argh, my bad. I'm not giving Mom's memory the justice it deserves.
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>>4023245
It's fine, that one was hard to pick out. I only know it off the top of my head specifically because I was keeping track of the preview quotes and where they all landed.
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Sooooo, you said that you wouldn't make another season because it's hard to set up stakes knowing that the universe resets.

As far as I understand, what we got is close to the perfect seed. Pretty much everybody has a good start, the threats we know are seemingly neutered, and we even have the pre-packged knowledge.

I was thinking that if there was to be a continuation, be it a new season, a sequel film trilogy or whatever, it could just basically be us on sandbox mode trying for a highscore.Just a wish-fullfilment epilogue where Alabaster could, without revealing his knowledge, try assembling as big a harem as possible, as fast as possible and making everyone as happy as possible, without having an existential threat that would draw people close. Hard mode-no magic cum.

This is a horrible idea and it's probably better to leave it open ended, but after some of the horrors we saw I know that many of us would appreciate the chance to just see everyone get together and be happy.

Also,
>No in-plot stakes

There is always the meta-stakes:

you're letting us roam in the perfect-seed world, in universe staks are none but there is always the stakes of you just not letting us try this more than once.


Sorry for rambling
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>>4023253
No, Alabaster, we're not using Sand Reckoner to savescum our harem speedruns.
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>>4023256
But we never fucked Sand Reckoner. Is this truly the golden end?
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>>4023256
Just once tho
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>>4023258
That's what the OVA is for!
But I imagine it would turn out like every time Kazuma winds up seeing Eris in Konosuba.

>"What the fuck did you do this time?"
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So...

Does 422 Rose at least wait until high school graduation to start a family with her first cousin (once removed) or race toward teen pregnancy as soon as is possible?
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>>4021756
>Now she's a homebody, 100%. But in the scene where she comes to visit the Nail House and watch anime, Alabaster notices she seems like the kind of girl who would have fond memories of camping. But she actively seems to hate when the great outdoors gets brought up in S2.
>Does Noelle have a soft spot for the untamed wilderness that she doesn't let on? Is this another one of the minor adjustments between worlds?
>Or is Yuru Camp really that good? Asking for a friend.

I never actually watched Yuru Camp, but you're right -- she has nostalgia.

I picture that Noelle's father was himself a cop or a military man... he set for her an example she wanted to live up to. And he was an outdoorsman too. So she tagged along with him, on camping and hunting trips, as a kid.

She couldn't make herself enjoy it... in fact she hated everything about it except for being close her dad. So although she's a homebody as an adult, she can look back on those times with fondness, if only for that reason.
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>>4021868
>How long will it take before Alabaster slowly ends up regaining his harem, which may or may not involve his own daughter, or are you keeping that secret for the OVA?

I dunno. 422 is wide-open for possibilities. To directly answer it all would take away some of the magic... and the blessing of letting every reader decide for themselves what might happen next.
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>>4022001
>I have a lot to pick apart later. But I just realized that OP took one last time to spit in David's eye by suggesting Leibniz was more correct than not. Hilarious.

I would actually say Darkbloom is precisely right. We don't live in the best of all possible worlds. It takes the tireless work of the Optimizing Parameter to seek it out, and she may never actually find it.
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>>4023079
imo I think it's best to leave FQ as is

I'm not opposed to side content, but I think the story has been neatly wrapped up
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>>4023301
That's a fair anwser and good reason to leave it be.
Renee OVA now God Damnit
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>>4022002
>11. We certainly made assumptions, but we never got a total confirmation. What was the "special ingredient" in Rose's Buddy Cookies?

Period blood. Threw a couple clots in the mixing bowl too and all.
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>>4023314
Why the fuck did I ask
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>>4023308
>It takes the tireless work of the Optimizing Parameter to seek it out, and she may never actually find it.

And Sisyphus has the gall to bitch about rolling that boulder up and down
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>>4023317
And so, anon experiences the true power of the evil eye.
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>4022032
>>I would not have guessed that she is the one you would come here with."
>Please elaborate, Yuki-chan~

She's speaking for me there. I would not have guessed that Rose would wind up with the role in the story she did, when I first began to write. It's because of free will that Alabaster and Rose were both able to defy the Optimizing Parameter's expectations and reach her.

>So, you might return, and only for something new?
>Does "The End of Fuck Quest" end the entire franchise?

I may return in some fashion, but I don't see another reboot or season in the offing.
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A couple of lighthearted question OP.

What was the final line drawn in the sand for the Nail House residents with regards to Ancient Aliens?

Would Gal be vindicated in knowing that she was technically correct in her belief, if she knew the extent of Sand Reckoner's existence?
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>>4023328
Oh fuck I hadn't even thought about that. Anna's going to bring it up later and Alabaster's going to immediately resort to his usual 'witty retort' before standing gobsmacked when the realization hits him.
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>>4022223

Thank you for this.

There was definitely some power creep with the implants and SR tech. The story slowly went from very light sci-fi/thriller to a kind of magical realism masked in the language of sci-fi.

I don't regret it but it did mean that the internal consistency and framework of the SR tech did sort of get away from me.

In the initial stages, I did envision it exactly as you did -- hardware that's phoning back to home and not much else. It grew a lot more complex over time. But yeah, in the beginning, it was much more realistic. When I was speaking with Hexer about my ideas of a new FQ, I told him that I'd be surprised if someone wasn't already working on Sand Reckoner style technology. At that time, my vision of the tech was a sort of portable panopticon letting you see deep information at a glance about the people and places you encounter, plus maybe some minor mental augmentation.
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>>4023301
Mr Soliloquy is alive and well in 422?
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>>4023334
>Hexer
Speaking of, is he here? Sound off, you glorious faggot you.

>I told him that I'd be surprised if someone wasn't already working on Sand Reckoner style technology.

Worse - it's been theorized since WWII, estimates for its completion (for military applications of-fucking-course) get closer every year. On the bright side, the current (public) estimate isn't until 2050, so we can hopefully relax at least a little bit. Deepfakes and the like still terrify me though.
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>>4023334
Reminder that the DoD published a document at the start of S4 that literally describes this. oooooooops I dropped it

https://community.apan.org/cfs-file/__key/telligent-evolution-components-attachments/13-14742-00-00-00-30-04-58/Cyborg-Soldier-2050-CBC_2D00_TR_2D00_1599.pdf
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>>4023340
have you seen the deepfake of jordan peterson's voice? regardless of your opinion of the guy, it's fucking unbelievable how real it sounds.

i think sand reckoner is gonna be here a lot sooner than 2050.
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>>4022449
>1. So... now in 422 when we've re-established our harem and Amber's born and grows up a bit, does Alabaster... y'know? Or does he give Will a gentle nudge so he seduces her as Whitney did Ally, thus returning balance to the Force? Or both? How much of Amber's personality stays the same, anyway? And what about the others for that matter?

Would you really do that? Go and fuck your own blood-related daughter? When she's old enough, of course.

Or would you rather see Amber go and live her own Fuck Quest? Fuck Quest: The Next Generation?

I guess in the end, you can picture what works best for you. I could say what I picture, but that goes back to the quandary of not wanting to set 422 in stone.

As for how much of her personality would stay the same in a hypothetical world where she's born to Alabaster and Rose... quite a lot. Basically all of it. Her being their daughter is a perfect explanation for why her politics are so... unique. Look at what Rose and Ally did to a parrot -- just imagine what they'd do to a person!

I'm gonna have to get to some of these other questions later, I'm beginning to flag.
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>>4023379
Amber, she doesn't really have anything to do with "Amber." No Amber Eyes.
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>>4023379
Still best girl even in 422, truly the brightest timeline. Sasuga.
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>>4023379
Why is her name Amber?
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By the way, I'd like to put out a call for what sorts of things you'd like to see in the OVA. Lewd, wholesome, or anything in between.
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>>4023405
Wholesome: Get everyone gathered around for Family Gaming Night (basically have everyone available go through Mario Maker)

Lewd-Wholesome: The re-conception of Amber.
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>>4023405
Rimming, all the meme sweaters, Cyber-dicked futas bukkakeing Alabaster, and Smatters playing with her father Smatters in a meadow, with the rabbit getting some marshmallow heaven or hell in her hugs.
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>>4023404
It's just in keeping with my penchant for color names.

As for the canonicity of who Rose and Alabaster's child will be, if any, in 422, at the moment it's for you to decide. There are only hints and implications, like so much of 422's future. So if you like to imagine the being that appeared to them in the lighthouse, I could see it. Sand Reckoner would choose a form that most appeals to them, right?
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>>4023422
Yes, those were my thoughts! I wonder what the daughter we left behind in that world would thunk of post-apocalypse animes like Girls' Last Tour?
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>>4023422
Impressive, as expected of the Optimizing Parameter.
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>>4023405
More cute Noelle/Kay. Considering how long it took for those two characters to even share a scene with each other, their relationship has been one of my favorite parts of Fuck Quest from its sheer out-of-left-field sweetness.
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>>4023405
Mentioned the first two above already but:
-Taking Whitney to prom
-Something nice for the Reneefags
-Wholesome Whitney/Renee bonding time
-Anime club with Gal and Cerise (Fazil still shows up, maybe Ken being disgusted at good anime)
-Alex and Sable stuff
-More of Kay and Noelle's Totally Heterosexual adventures
-Dad and Saul hanging out(S&M family night?)
-Alabaster, Cerise and Rose(forma de imouto) lewds.
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>>4023422
Why not have two daughters?

A radical-everything onee-san that plans a new revolution every week with a younger kuudere imouto that reins her in and occasionally joins in the shenanigans if it involves "gathering data."

Add in a youngest son that wouldn't be out of place in a Nora Higuma doujin and the lewds write themselves.
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>>4023443
Picture this:

Amber is Rose’s daughter.
Sand Reckoner-chan is Vivian’s daughter.
They fuck each other, and Vivian fucks them both.

Also, how mad is Whitney gonna be when she gets to Ally’s house and finds him kissing Rose on the doorstep?

Mad enough to pull Rose off him and suck his dick right then and there to reassert dominance?
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>>4023438
>Dad and Saul hanging out
this
no homo
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>>4023314
Yeah about this, Rose2 had a bit of a yandere streak but it never got to see light of day.

What would it have been like?
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>>4023453
Sand Reckoner doesn't have red-violet eyes though. Neither does Amber Camelia does though. Maybe they just got the daughters mixed up on the same birthday!
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>>4023405
Vivian sneaking into Alabaster's bed nightly to top off her ejaculating dildo, and her use of it on her own separate harem of female DBA employee's that she dominates goth loli strapon style.
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>>4023405
Non Lewd
Whitney - Theme Park
Noelle - Handholding in Public
Chloe - Beach trip

Lewd
Renee Jeopardy Lightning Round redux
Family Movie Night!
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>>4023405
Wholesome/lewd: cute bonding time with Whitney and Renee. The time they got together since season 3 was sorely lacking.

You already know what my main lewd request is, but now that this episode's over, we need to fuck Sand Reckoner. Cmon OP, you can't make the physical embodiment of an immortal all-knowing AI into a cute girl and not expect us to want to fuck it.

Also, it would be neat to see Chloe and Makoto duke it out (lewd or otherwise). You mentioned that it was a shame you never got to write the two of them butting heads together.
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>>4023566
>Alabaster fucks Sand Reckoner except each time they finish she restarts their coitus utilizing a different scenario, resulting in bigger and bigger orgasms until he gets mindbroken
Be careful what you wish for, Chartanon.
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>>4023063
>Once you know the truth of the FQ-verse, how do you create any real stakes again?
I happened to be thinking about Fuck Quest and eternal recurrence today, and I happened to think of something that could serve as one hypothetical answer. I don't know that it would be any good for a narrative -- I kind of doubt it -- but if nothing else it might keep stoking the flames of Philosophy Time ft. Fuck Quest.

In the traditional formulation of eternal recurrence (ie: if it's possible for a universe like our own to come into existence, given infinite universes, it will happen infinitely many times), you have to assume that each universe starts with a random "seed," ie, not a seed defined by its previous iteration. This is not, strictly speaking, the universe of Fuck Quest: in FQ, each universe sets up the seed for the next, which means that, assuming the same seed will always produce the same result*, it's possible for a cycle to form. In fact, unless there is an infinite number of distinct seeds, this is inevitable. Notably, both the "weight" of recurrence and the "lightness" of non recurrence are compatible with this system: the former if a cycle is formed, and the latter if one isn't.

If nothing else, certain cycles are surely more desirable than others -- although judging sets of universes comparatively is pretty hairy. Is it better to live in a universe where half of your lives are miserable and half are paradise? Or better to live a messy life every time? For a universe where a cycle has yet to form, these choices matter.

*Or one of a finite set of results (which allows for meaningful choice by the participants in the universe, and for cycles that are hard to break but not impossible). I'm pretty sure that cycles are possible in any universe where some seeds can only lead to a finite number of other seeds, and are inevitable in any universe where all seeds are thus.
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>>4023566
Oh right, I would like to see a scene with Alabaster/Rose and Chloe. Them dealing with their past trauma after encountering her new incarnation (and maybe moving past it) would be interesting to see.
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>>4017335
Wow, just a little past 2 days and this thread is already at 1286 posts.

Alright anons, or OP if you are still here, an honest answer if you don't mind. I only saw Fuck Quest at the beginning of its final season, its revival here on /qst/. Read the first thread, saw people exploding about it being back, and asked what it was like. OP responded saying he'd made this final season as something anyone could get into. Seemed interesting if only because it seemed OP was putting his heart and soul into it. There was an in universe twitter account and everything laying the foundation for the quest, and who knows what else.

So, honest question: is it worth getting into at this point, where should I get in, and what other external stuff besides the season 4 archives should I keep an eye out for for extra info (ie, the twitter account)?
From what OP told me when he responded to my questions in episode 1 and 2, he wrote this final season as a bit more- tolerable? -compared to some of the earlier seasons. Also slightly less focused on throwing smut everywhere. Is there a summary for the previous seasons on the off chance that I either don't need to - or don't want to - read the past seasons but still get some key info out of it? Or will I miss out on some pretty serious plot points if I do?

Either way, thank you OP, for managing to not only start something like this, but have the passion and dedication to see it through to the end. As a wanna-be-writer, its impressive and honestly inspiring to see something of this scale and depth come about.
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I gotta say that I love how open you are about all this behind the scenes stuff. These discussions are fascinating, and it's doing a good job at filling the void that the ending will inevitably leave.

I'm sure it's no secret that each of the haremites tick a particular fetish (or fetishes) for you, but do any of them do a better job of enticing you than others?

Do any pastebins this season stand out as being your personal favourite?

The Kay and Noelle pairing was totally unexpected, and I'm sure we're all surprised at how much we all ended up fucking loving it. What inspired it in the first place?

And purely as a hypothetical: if everyone, and I mean EVERYONE (apart from yourself) wanted a pastebin featuring Stackleford, would you fulfill it?

>>4023590
Now why would I want to be careful of that? That sounds amazing.
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>>4023623
I'll disagree with OP there and say that you should at the very least jump in at the start of Season 2. You'll miss references to Season 1, but it's really not necessary to go back that far unless you want to. Season 1 a completely different beast in terms of structure and tone, and as much as I love it, the reboot is just so much better in almost every way.

Season 2 sets up the entire narrative of the reboot and I would consider it necessary to get the best experience. If you're not on board with the smut, you can usually skip (or at least glance at) the pastebins and still understand the story perfectly fine.
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>>4023201
>Wouldn't it just hurt to talk about those things?
We’re big boys, we can take it. And it’s not like it’s the first time you’ve hurt us.
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>>4022998
Can we get a scene of fucking Mara so hard shes mind broken by cock and becomes our pet MILF?
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>>4023405
>>4023666
A scene of Whitney learning 5o be a bunny.
422 Whitney getting raped and made lewd by 421 Alabaster when shes not expecting it *at* all.
Samantha, Noelle, Kay and Alabaster all in the outdoors biking and hiking.
Alabaster trying not to be a dorky lanklet this time.
Whitney trying to pretend Sue's actually smart now.
Other harem members being creeped out by how Alabaster and Rose know each other so well.
Alabaster being the secret mole who sets Kay onto Darkbloom's tail in the first place.
Foreign exchange student Makoto.
Sable and Renee both trying to 'teach' Alabaster who runs the better club. Could include Alex and or Gal.
Alabaster protecting Gal in school so she calls him Sir.
Alex and Alabaster going on a date.
Renee, Whitney and Makoto karaoke.

Oh, unrelated to any of this besides the first option of ahegaoing and mind breaking Mara... Was David aware or did he know we fucked Renee in the toilet on top of him?
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>>4023673
>Other harem members being creeped out by how Alabaster and Rose know each other so well.
Oh yeah, this reminded me. You can totally turn Alabaster and Rose's existential nightmare into a fun parlor trick! You split them up and ask them both to describe the future, and they can describe the exact same thing, down to the most minute detail! Of course, it's not REALLY the future -- I mean, Whitney becoming a CEO? That's just crazy talk. But it's freaky how they always say the same thing!
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>>4023695
(The logical conclusion of this: Whitney asks Alabaster who he's taking to prom, ostensibly as part of the game but really because she wants him to say her. When Alabaster says he's taking his sister, she's equal parts devastated and shocked, but he manages to deflect by getting her to ask who Rose will end up taking. At that point, Whitney concludes that Alabaster is just fucking with her.)
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>>4023405

Wholesome:
Alabaster, Saul and perhaps even Stackleford going to the gym and getting fit. And ogling all the cardio bunnies and milfs wanting to tone up.

Anna Healy rocking out with an AC/DC cello cover at Whitney's behest

Some government puke starts breathing down Armstrong's neck about Kay's article, wanting to know her sources. Armstrong tells him in no uncertain terms to go and fuck himself.

Lewd:
Rose and Alabaster make a porno.

Charlotte getting double teamed by Saul and Alabaster.

Scarlett keeps finding Alabaster fucking his newly remade harem and finds herself thinking very unmotherly thoughts. And Scarlett catching Alabaster fucking Anna, who is still a phenomenally gifted mimic, imitating her while Alabaster rails her with gusto, doesn't help.

Alabaster fucks Renee at school, with Whitney cheering them on and saying she wants a little brother or sister by the end of the month.
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>>4023797
>Alabaster fucks Renee at school, with Whitney cheering them on and saying she wants a little brother or sister by the end of the month.
Alabaster tells her that's not how pregnancy works.
Whitney insists that you can speed up the process by cumming in her over and over again.
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>>4023308
I'll push back on that and say it is the very existence and actions of the Operating Parameter that vindicates Leibniz. From what I gathered, David's visions are temporal in spite of their grand nature; each human actor is a piece of controlled chaos and therefore the only way to make the world the best it can be, is to sequester individuals, or maybe even like-minded groups together, in their own universes that suit them best. To put it another way, only those who have similar 'monads' can/should exist in the same space as one another. To introduce an outside and foreign element would be catastrophic to the tenuous balance David seeks to create. It is built on the presupposition that nothing will ever go wrong and throw the worlds into disarray. If it fails even once, David's entire postulation, that a perfect world can be created, is false.

For Leibniz, God chooses the most perfect universe from the outset and allows it to exist with that in mind. For the Optimizing Parameter, perfection is achieved through ceaseless trial and error over an indeterminate timeline. The mechanical aspects between the Creator God and OP are different,but they are both moving towards the same result: an idealized world that does not need to account for all human agency and failure because it is unnecessary, because the world continues on regardless. Granted, OP is only concerned with Alabaster (and apparently humanity reaching escape velocity and hitting the stars), but the parallels are still present.

The conclusion Leibniz reaches is that obviously the wholly good Creator got it in one, because why wouldn't He? But how would anyone know the difference if it took two, or three attempts, or even five septillion? If each attempt is made towards creating that idealized world, then the string of contingent things still leads back to a singular source, the OP/Creator who seeded/allowed the universe with difference to come into existence.

tl;dr
OP determined that a future universe would be better with Rose2, a virus/defect who exists because of an unexpected failure, which suggests that David's claims were tenuous, if not faulty altogether.

>>4023292
Cheers. Noelle's dad sounds like a good guy.

>>4023405
I've thought a lot about this but here are some:
Rose trying to recruit Alex for the student council!
Alex volunteering as a blood drive recruiter and roping/guilting others into donating!
Saul and Charlotte on a date!
Cerise on a job hunt or university visit!
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>>4023600
One imagines Sand Reckoner will purposely lock the universe into an infinite recurrence once she finds the “optimal seed” right? Just resetting it over and over. That could be a good reversal of the old conflict, Alabaster realizing he’s in an infinite cycle that even if it’s supposedly perfect, he decides to break free of.
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Seeing FQ brought back was a welcome surprise, like a visit from an old, dear friend. It really was an engaging read carried by its range of amusing and memetic characters. I warmly remember season 1 mostly for its smut and cast, but the revival grew beyond just those with a backbone of plot which I will, in some future time, recall with equal fondness. Thank you for the story and godspeed.

Also, here is a requested reminder to talk in the post Q&A about how the episode 11 riot cliffhanger event came to be and what was originally expected for it.
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After listening to the final credits track for basically a continuous loop in the past two days, I revisited some of the other stuff OP put on Vimeo. It turns out that last season capped with a song by the same band called "XXXX/Loyalty"

It really hammers home that Alabaster and Rose are going to have serious PTSD from their time in the end of 421.

>No one can see our love, not even us
>Last night was madness, just hollow memories
>That baby girl, she would have made it with me
>But something in me couldn't
>My love, my loyalty, my love, my loyalty

>Violence in my body takes me over
>Locked up in the secret places
>Her heat is an animal, rapture moon
>I'm a slave to you
>Pull me down, push me around, face down
>Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on
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>>4023797
>Saul and Alabaster double team
Please no. That'd be too weird.
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>>4023797
I second the gym. Or anything with my boy Stacks, really.
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>>4023405
Oh wow, this is beyond generous OP.

The scene with Alabaster and Rose meeting and retaining their memories was heartwarming to me personally. So something as simple as Alabaster seeing Whitney in the new timeline for the first time will really hit me emotionally.

I feel like it'll be right up there with Mom getting back her memories of Ally and Cerise, or of Ally's relief when Cerise recovered from her coma.

Finn and Hazel stopping by Gustav's bike shop, with Finn being absolutely enamored with Samantha and Hazel making it her sworn mission to elicit an emotional response from Spancer, would make for an absolutely warm and fuzzy read.

Maybe throw in Sable eventually visiting as a callback to her first try on a bike and to get an interaction going between Samantha and Sable. Simultaneously easy and difficult to predict how that will play out.

Heck, I'll take any Sable scene with Whitney and/or Rose2 just to see how Sable would put up with such a situation.

Totally on board with the Makoto foreign exchange student idea too (Stackleford gets roped by Rose or Ally into going to Japan). Get some humorous interaction going with Ken and Fazil. Eventually have her participate in a bikini mud wrestling match with Qiangxiang.
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>>4024208
Can we get some more Unit 731 jokes with Qiangxiang getting dunked on by Makoto?
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>>4024228
RIP in peace Nan.
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>>4023405
It's funny, just thinking about this is giving me new appreciation for all the fanservice OVAs I've scoffed at in the past. The Steins;Gate OVA specifically comes to mind. When you have a cast of characters you really love and can't help but imagine countless scenarios of in the new and improved world that you helped reach, you really do wind up with that desire to see more and more of them. Can't believe it never dawned on me before.

I'll have to think on this for a bit. I know for sure that I'd love to see the reunion between Whitney, Rose, and Alabaster in this world. The ending spot for the series as a whole is perfectly fine where it is, but my weary soul requires this final moment of healing.
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>>4019973

Thanks OP Studios.

The quest may have ended for me before it did for everyone else, but that doesn't mean it wasn't a special part of my life for years.
I guess I just wanted you to know that.
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>>4024780
Are you the dude who claimed to “hard drop” it when Whitney died? Just read the fucking finale dude, you’re here anyway
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>>4023405
What format is the OVA going to be in? Snippets of 422, 421 at various points in time, or a mishmash of both?

lewd:
>that "holding it in" scene with 421 Amber I suggested a few episodes ago
>the "what if" scene with Ally and Rose comforting Amber
>vanilla lovemaking with Alex. just make sure they both say no homo first.
>bumming Alex as he fucks another haremite

either lewd or non-lewd:
>generally lovey-dovey shit with Ally and Whitney or Noelle or Kay or whomever, really
>some cute schoolgal teasing
>any of the other anons' ideas really. they all sound great.

mega lewd:
>Noelle date w/ public handholding

Hm. I'm starting to sense a pattern here.
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>>4024812
Public handholding would be a great birthday gift for me and make another anon very happy. Even if my birthday is the 24th and not the same day as the OVA
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>>4024780
Ready the finale, my man. You won't regret it.
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>>4024793
Eh, the ending was kinda lacklustre. OP said himself that character interaction is what he does best and not only did 13-15 have less interesting character interaction because everyone is so focused on the issue, 14 is clearly just a 'ticking boxes' episode for 15. 15 itself starts pretty eh but was greatly improved when we got to see other worldlines-

Because the character interaction becomes more natural, once again.
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>>4024878
Naw man, the final scenes with Darkbloom and then between Ally/Chloe were some of the most kino that fuck Quest has ever been.
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>>4025105
Hug!
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>>4024812
Full disclosure: I am also >>4022449 so you don't count the "what if" scene twice, if it matters. ISP appears to be changing my IP every few nights for some reason.
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Two questions, one plot and one personal.

1. What would have happened if we told Rose “we have to stay?”

2. I love some of the social satirizing you do and it shows how well you do it that you never seem to be endorsing any kind of viewpoint. Now that it’s over, would you be willing to share some of your personal social/political/moral/religious/philosophical opinions? Are you now or have you ever been a commienazi?
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>>4025105
Publicly Molest.
>>4022614
>Whitney and Vivian
>coming over
>implying
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>>4023405
Gonna need more Armstrong and Nelson banter

And if you could find a place for it, David and Ken would going full country together would be beautiful. Maybe reenacting Deliverance. The banjo part, not the purdy mouf part.
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>>4025171
Let's be totally honest here, Anonymous-dono, The Nail House 2: Avoiding the Boogaloo is no place to raise a kid.
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>>4025199
Neither is a post-apocalyptic wasteland, but I have a feeling they would have managed somehow.
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>2. Could you expand a bit on Dalton Cantor's backstory? I found it interesting that a family man was loyal to the russian mafia. Was he a gainful associate, or a begrudging victim of circumstance? Both?

Answered already, but yes, I see him as entering into his criminal enterprises willingly. He wasn't a made man himself, just a corrupt businessman. But he dealt freely and willingly with mafia elements, and ended up conspiring with Mara to kidnap Alex/Renee.

>3. How well have you been preserving your notes? You've shared a photo of a board of stickynotes before. Is there more on the cutting room floor for you to dump? This has already been asked, but what would you have done if we had removed our implants? Combinations of remove/keep? What about if we had sided with Darkbloom in S2?

I think removing all the implants would have set us down a path towards a sort of detente with Sand Reckoner. It may have averted Alaska, as I said upthread. I didn't have a concrete plan for it, but it would have been interesting to explore. Maybe we could have gotten an End of FQ where Alabaster and his harem just kinda get away with it and live in peace? Hard to say. I prefer the ending we got, honestly.

If we had only removed a few, say from Gal and Viv, I don't think it would have changed too much about the contours of the overarching plot... then again, I can't know where I'd have gone.

Siding with Darkbloom in season 2... man, I don't know. That I certainly didn't plan for. I think I would have run with it to its logical conclusion and let Alabaster slowly develop as Darkbloom's protege, for all the good and bad it would entail. We'd still get Whitney Darkbloom in that version of events -- that was something I really wanted to do, even if I vacillated on making Renee the mother. So we'd probably have seen a much more harmonious Darkbloom family, but a much more morally grey Alabaster for sure. Interesting to consider. Darkbloom could have really loved Alabaster like a son if Alabaster had come under his wing. They are a lot alike.

We'd also still eventually learn that Darkbloom potentially killed our parents (with him still denying it, obviously). That would create a rift, so who knows where it goes from there.

>4. Suppose Fuck Quest weren't named Fuck Quest. Say if it were a Mr. Robot or Black Mirror type show and the sex scenes were mostly toned down and/or only implied and a full-on harem wasn't so clearly acknowledged. Have you thought about what its title would be?

Yes.
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>>4025295
>that image
Uh. OP? You gonna elaborate on that?
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>>4025295
Never mind, I'm reading it more closely and realizing I can no longer tell shitpost from reality. You really are Sand Reckoner.
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>>4022449
>6. Are Tyrus and his men still gangsters in 422? Does Armstrong still have his senatorial background?

So much of 422 is for you to decide.

>7. You mentioned a few episodes ago you had an announcement to make at the end. Were you referring to the QA+quiz or something more?

There will probably be more around the time of the OVA!

>8. Suppose I hadn't posted the damning "tenderness". Could you still deliver the alt scene with Amber and Rose sometime? Pretty please?

I really want to. It's one that's kept me company in bed on some late nights!

>9. You mentioned earlier that you despise David. This was really unexpected. Throughout S2-4 I had the distinct impression he was being painted as somewhat relatable and only a slightly worse person than Alabaster himself. What do you hate about David precisely?

Answered a bit upthread, but just because I personally hate him doesn't mean I didn't strive to pain him as a multifaceted and complex man. I did. And if you feel like you're ambivalent about him, or even that you like him, that's valid.

One of my goals in the reboot was to take Darkbloom, who was a cartoonishly evil fuck in the original, and make you think... "maaaaybe he's not so bad?" -- which I definitely accomplished, to see people talk!

>10. Why did he get involved with the Russian Mafia in the first place? Surely he could have pursued any number of preferable sources of starting funds with which to jumpstart his dream?

Darkbloom came from meager beginnings (no connections, no seed money of his own) and didn't have any legit investors willing to jump in bed with him. He got into online services at the beginning of the WWW -- because he could see its potential -- but the money-men who make the world go around weren't quite there yet, this being before the dot-com boom -- and definitely not for some upstart hick whose only bona fide was a tenure-track professorship at a university.

The mafia was willing to jump in because Darkbloom's first foray into the WWW was E-pay services, and that could be made a convenient avenue of money laundering -- in a world where not many people understood the internet, it was easier to conduct some shady business. And yeah, it was the Faustian deal that set into motion... well, if you think about it, the literal end of the world.
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>>4025337
I can't believe the invention of the internet brought about the complete destruction of reality itself.
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Before this thread dies at some point I just want to say I've been with FQ since it was on /a/ and though I haven't yet read this final episode, I just want to thank you for an amazing ride OP. I can't quite believe it's over.

Just one question: what would be the easiest way to share FQ to someone and do you think it reads best as a thread or as written out document or similar?
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>>4022449
>11. Could you summarize Alex's backstory again? What was it that started his arson spree and led to him getting disowned?

It wasn't a spree, but he did burn down his grandparents' home.

I'll tell you all I myself know: he grew up with an overbearing father and an alcoholic/pillhead mother. He acted out a lot as a child, and did poorly in school. This culminated in his mother pawning him off on his maternal grandparents at age 13-ish. His grandparents were awful too, and he didn't fare any better with them. I don't think he burned the house down on purpose, but I don't know what the circumstances were that led to it. He was an incredibly, incredibly troubled young boy.

>12. How much did our boy Ken suffer in Guantanamo Bay ;_;?

A lot. And then he died.

>13. What happened to those backup server facilities Sable was trying to blow up in S3? Isn't some of the data we were trying to protect still available there? For that matter, who nuked who? How do you imagine the details of WW3 at the end?

The satellite facilities stored data, but all the infrastructure of the Sand Reckoner platform existed underneath the main campus.

Kay made mention of "suitcase nukes" and I think the implication there is it may have even been non-state actors. In any case, not definitively known. Who nuked who is really immaterial by that point. The world is a shambles regardless. As for the details of WW3, it's a three-way between America, China, and Russia as the primary aggressors, each blaming the other two for what happened at Darkbloom Analytics, and none of them knowing that it was actually a super sexy twink with a penchant for crossdressing named Alex Best.

>14. Have you considered coming back (after you've rested for about a few months) and doing little slice of life episodes set in various parts of the story? Interlewds?

As I've said before, I will likely revisit this universe in some fashion. Dunno how yet.
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>>4025384
>A lot. And then he died.
God. ;_;
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>>4025384
>none of them knowing that it was actually a super sexy twink with a penchant for crossdressing named Alex Best.
Well shit, nothing can top THAT bake sale anymore then.
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oh yeah one more question: can you imagine doing a FQ Remaster one day? You know, not just cut a diamond, but also polish it.
Rich guys to finance more material dont grow on trees but lets say collected patreon money for illustrated iconic episode snapshots sounds rad! Id love to see Spancer+Spancer on the beach, getting subs with Renee, "I want you to paint me green", [X] Custom: You're great.,....

concerning ideas:
your rendition of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYb75SAGmZA
just force (most of?) the cast into a civil situation for maximum bantz. Waiting for the food to be ready? Tyrus' all you can eat? Desert for dinner Sunday?
Imagine Alyosha waiting for some pudding while getting verbally abused by his granddaughters girlfriend for being such a capitalistic psycho since he hangs his toilet paper backwards.
And he didnt even like Burzum.
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>>4023062
I gathered as much from your other posts, but thanks for responding anyhow.
>>4023405
The Gang Converts to Mormonism so Alabaster can marry everyone. If Renee only amounts to Darkbloom's used goods/Alabaster's 4th tier side piece I will weep. Also if you can rustle up some smut that rivals the Quiz Bowl drilling from season 1, that'd be cool.
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>>4022959
>With Whitney, it was obvious, especially in S4, that Alabaster's continued lack of trust in her deeply hurt her. Was that always something you had in mind for the character, or was that element built over many compounding decisions?

It's not something I always had in mind for her, but it seemed to be a natural extension of a couple basic components of hers and Alabaster's character. Alabaster misunderestimates Whitney. And Whitney wants nothing more than for Alabaster to appreciate her.

It's really sad how Whitney continually thought of herself as the perpetual second banana, even though I think in her own way, she was the most important one of all in Alabaster's heart. I know I've said that same thing of Rose and Cerise too. They each have a piece of his deepest heart.

And even more than Rose and Cerise, Whitney was the one who trusted Alabaster the most... Alabaster, as he matured, saw that as a responsibility, and tried to protect Whitney. But that ended up becoming a sort of paternal attitude, which meant the trust didn't run both ways, and that hurt her.

She wanted him to treat her as a confidant the way he did with Rose, but he never extended that to her. I think, in 422, Alabaster is ready to understand that he can open up with Whitney more wholly. Cerise too. And all the others. I'm rambling, but that's the lines I'm thinking along.

None of this was part of the initial plan for Whitney, or even "initial" in terms of planning for the reboot, but grew organically of the logic of their relationship, like I said.
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>>4022935
>12. Do you feel that the format thrust upon us by /qst/'s board rules (namely relegating lewds to pastebins) worked in favor of or in detriment to FQ as a whole? Or do you feel the experience was mostly unchanged by the necessitated format?

At first I really hated it, because in the original FQ, I often intertwined very lewd moments into the events of the story without them being "lewds" per se, and so the rules of /qst/ were on their surface pretty restrictive to that. I also had extremely plot-important lewds in the original, too -- which I felt couldn't be done within the pastebin format since I knew people might skip a lewd that didn't potentially tick their boxes. If something extremely important happened in a lewd, people could miss it! So it basically segregated the story into the R-rated bits and the X-rated bits, and never the twain shall meet.

As time went on I got bolder and bolder about mixing risque stuff into the normal events of the story. In the premiere of season 4, for instance, Whitney asks Alabaster to kiss her cunt for good luck before they get off the plane in China. That was right in the middle of the thread. So there was a little envelope pushing.

And ultimately, in the end, I found a way to work with the lewds being mostly separate from the story, and I think maybe it made the whole thing better. It just took getting used to.

Good question!
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>>4023379
>Her being their daughter is a perfect explanation for why her politics are so... unique. Look at what Rose and Ally did to a parrot -- just imagine what they'd do to a person!
This did occur to me after reading >>4022570. Being raised by Ally and Rose would explain her politics better than anything else could. Though I disagree it'd be as unpleasant for her as that anon suspects.

Poor Ally. In my headcanon when he was riding with Amber in her car and onward in S3, he was thinking along the lines of "poor Mom; at least she's not my problem". Now she is.

>I could say what I picture, but that goes back to the quandary of not wanting to set 422 in stone.
I know you are a man of taste and culture, and therefore _________the answer is yes to both____________.

>>4025295
>3.
No behind-the-scenes footage to show? Stray notes and such?

>Siding with Darkbloom
That sounds like a compelling timeline all on its own. At some point I'll re-read S2 to get a feel for where the characters thoughts were at that point, and with the knowledge of the latter seasons' plot point revelations, it'll be fun to think about.

>4. Yes
Those are anime/manga/LN titles in pic related. What about a TV/Netflix title?

>>4025337
>8.
Neat. Can't wait!

>10.
Have you thought about what the exact moment of contact between David and the Kerimovs would have looked like? There's bound to be a story to how the Russian mob decided to trust a random American nobody enough to collaborate.
Shame we didn't get a flashback scene showing that. It would have been a nice excuse for more cute loli Renee as well.

>>4025384
>12.
RIP Ken ;_;
Unfortunately believable.
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>>4023017
>So, Whitney 422 has the same thirst for Alabaster's virginity that both prior Whitneys have exhibited. She was a bit manic about it, even. HOWEVER, Alabaster 422 is now for all intents and purposes Alabaster 421, who already lost his virginity...to Whitney.
>Did Whitney accidentally and irreversibly cuck herself?

Whitney would be elated to know that she got to Alabaster's cherry literally trillions of years before Rose McHitler and all those other bitches even had a chance. Then she'd pounce on him and demand to take it again!
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>With the Kerimov dynasty in shambles in 422, does Dalton stick with Darkbloom at all? Or does he stick with the Mafiya?

Hard to say. I would like to think Dalton isn't in too deep with criminal elements in 422. It gives his children a better chance in life.
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>>4025656
That's fair. At least when his kids find out he's corrupt as fuck it's only because of corporate greed and not boot-licking psychopaths.
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>>4025656
I want to see Alabaster be the sexually aggressive one now and Whitney's on the backfoot for the first time getting railed stupid because he knows everything she likes better than he does and he's used to fucking her stupid.
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>Does 422 Rose at least wait until high school graduation to start a family with her first cousin (once removed) or race toward teen pregnancy as soon as is possible?

Does wildly irresponsible teen pregnancy turn you on?

Alabaster and Rose are going to be having lots and lots of very unsafe sex, but a baby will happen when it happens. There's only one sperm and one egg to result in the combination set forth by the universe's starting configuration. The Optimizing Parameter's seed is powerful!

Whether that sperm and that egg meet when Rose is 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20... etc... you can envision for yourself.

She will have a baby with Alabaster in 422, though. She won't be the only one!
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>>4025596
>Alabaster, as he matured, saw that as a responsibility, and tried to protect Whitney. But that ended up becoming a sort of paternal attitude, which meant the trust didn't run both ways, and that hurt her.
Season 3 was hard.
>>4025640
But this makes it worth it.

>>4025665
Sycophancy is never an attractive quality.
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>>4023998
It could be interesting if after a trillion attempts Sand Reckoned decides rather than try to make a perfect world it would be easier to make a world the is ultra efficient even if horrible so it constantly wears on the human psych in some minor manner it never notices.
So that Alabaster is the only one who remembers how "good" things could be even with the horrible in them and has the change the world back or have it stuck in utilitarian nightmare mode for the rest of time.
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13. What was your absolute favorite lewd scene throughout the series? If it's a particularly long one, what was your favorite section from it? OR would you rather hold off on answer this until after the OVA?

Speaking of the OVA, more requests

Non-lewd:
>Samantha accidentally discovering Gustav's and Spancer's... relationship and being incredibly confused that there are men legitimately not interested in her in *that* way.

>Alabaster and... various girls arguing over baby names.

>Wholesome Whitney and Renee reunion outing, possibly with Vivian. They never did get any interactions that didn't invariably wind up lewd.

>Cerise sitting Rose Imouto in the Circle of Shame. Again. Of course Anna is there to bully her.

>Renee and Sable arguing over literally anything.

Lewd

>Vivian and Scarlett remains the only unexplored Season 1 pairing. Fix it!

>Vivian's 18th birthday in either Iteration.

>What this guy >>4025672 said holy fuck you're a genius. Fuck, she'll REALLY be caught off guard once Rose gets involved.

>Helping Alex with his orientation.

>The absolute lewdest.
Gonna have to throw down with the consensual public hand-holding date between Noelle and Kay.
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>>4023673
422 Whitney is not for rape! She's for healing! Also considering Alabaster's last act of penetration with Whitney, I don't think high impact sexual violence is how he'd lead things off.Role reversal where Alabaster takes the lead their first time in 422 would be pretty cash though
>>4024208
>Alabaster seeing Whitney for the first time
>Whitney/Rose(forma de imouto) and Sable
These are good
>>4025640
Now I kind of want a scene where she finds this out and gets super smug about it.
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>What was the final line drawn in the sand for the Nail House residents with regards to Ancient Aliens?

>Not saying it was aliens, but not NOT saying it was aliens
Gal
Whitney
Amber
Mom

>Probably not aliens, but no reason to be close-minded
Kay
Alex
Chloe
Smatters
(Sable would go here too)

>It wasn't aliens, you stupid FUCKS
Alabaster
Cerise
Vivian
Renee
Rose
Charlotte
(Makoto would go here too)

>Maybe the Egyptians were the aliens!
Rose2

>That information is classified.
Noelle

>Would Gal be vindicated in knowing that she was technically correct in her belief, if she knew the extent of Sand Reckoner's existence?

Oh for sure. It's something she'd gloat over to Sir. She' would talk mad shit... and then get hit.
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>>4025720
Seeing how cheeky Anna started getting over the course of her newfound happiness was something brilliant to behold. 422 Anna is gonna be the fucking bantz queen.
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>>4025720
>It's something she'd gloat over to Sir. She' would talk mad shit... and then get hit.
Pfft. Gal has been an absolute darling over the course of the FQ reboot.
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I always intended for the yandere thing to be just a tease. I don't think it actually suits her character. She just plays at it because she sees it in her japanime. Okay maybe she's a little yandere but I was never gonna go full on batshit with her.
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>>4023623
I don't remember recommending that season 4 could be read on its own... I don't see it that way now, in any case.

I would start you off, for sure, in season 2. Season 1 is a kind of half-formed thing, literally as well as figuratively. It's not essential. I have nostalgic fondness for what it is, but I don't think it measures up. The only thing you miss by skipping it is some meta references.

I often get feedback that season 2 is the best of them all, and certainly it sets the tone/groundwork for everything that comes after.
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>>4025745
Only weaklings and cowards skip season 1 and don't read the theoretical season 2 synopsis. Kim O Chee vs Rose is one of the things I regret most not seeing after Palau killed you.
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>>4025754
>Kim O Chee vs Rose is one of the things I regret most not seeing after Palau killed you.
Olivia for me. But I'm sure Operating Parameter finds a way.
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>>4023405
My only request is the still unrealized Mommy Onee-san ara ara Cerise with Ally. Any possible wholesome or non-lewd (or super lewd like that public handholding request) thing I could think of has already been asked for.
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>>4025766
>Kim O'Chee appearing
>Fucking satsuki
god yes. What was her weird sex thing?
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>>4025745
Is Gal still a gifted mimic now in iteration 422? I'm guessing that 421's implant ramped up ability to an absurd degree, but she had a natural talent for the implant to build off on.

Also, why did 422 Gal flunk her Julliard admission? Did she throw up on the adjudicator?
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>I'm sure it's no secret that each of the haremites tick a particular fetish (or fetishes) for you, but do any of them do a better job of enticing you than others?

I've always been open that scenes involving the MILFs get me really hot in particular.

Alex really gets me going too. I was just reviewing the scene where he shares an onahole with Ally, earlier today.

Whitney has always enticed me sexually, since fit tomboys are patrician tier. I especially love when she's enthusiastically helping us dominate another girl. But that attitude ended up spreading, and the hierarchy of who dominates who became a kind of round-robin of degeneracy. Lots of fun!

Any scenario where I can really drive home the incest gets me going, and especially with Cerise -- and particularly especially the earlier scenes where they're just dipping their toes into incest, and going slowly further and further, towards that point of no return. unf.

>Do any pastebins this season stand out as being your personal favourite?

Vivian's bathroom break (with)
Alex has two mommies
Alabaster has two mommies
Amber in wonderland
Amber's first scene in the nail house (gagging with Rose2 on a double dildo, then sneaking into Ally's bed)
Alex's onahole scene, and speaking of,
"Sharing Holes" from s4e7

no particular order. There are lots of others that got me going too but these stuck out as I scrolled by.

>The Kay and Noelle pairing was totally unexpected, and I'm sure we're all surprised at how much we all ended up fucking loving it. What inspired it in the first place?

That arose as a direct consequence of pic related. I was keeping track of who had shared at least one line of dialogue with who. Kay and Noelle had never spoken, so in episode 2, I had them giggling over the origin of Alabaster's safeword with Rose. I sensed chemistry there, so I put that combination in my back pocket and threw it onto my whiteboard with a note to explore it.

It blossomed from there, like lilies in spring...

By the way, this is the final status of the interaction chart as far as I can tell. If anyone wants citations, I can give 'em. And if anyone can recall any interactions to fill in the handful of missing ones, let me know.

>And purely as a hypothetical: if everyone, and I mean EVERYONE (apart from yourself) wanted a pastebin featuring Stackleford, would you fulfill it?

The Optimizing Parameter would decide that it's time to end humanity's eternal recurrence, and destroy itself before seeding the next universe.
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>>4025766
Olivia was definitely the almost-FQ that I was most excited for after Sable at the time. I'm still super curious about how that would have turned out.


14. Did you have any other ideas for haremites that you wanted to introduce, OP? You told me and Chart about one, but I've gotta know about others.
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Oh god, another OVA pitch:

Rose Imouto gets lost and accidentally wanders into the FIRST Robotics Club. Chaos ensues.
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>>4023673
>Was David aware or did he know we fucked Renee in the toilet on top of him?

He saw it.
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>>4025770
The /pol/ to Rose's tumblr, secret sexual deviant despite being the head of a Conservative student group.
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>>4025796
Can we get a POV of this or some reaction from him?
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>>4025809
anon why
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>>4025821
Crush enemies before you, women's lamentations, etc.
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>>4024002
>Also, here is a requested reminder to talk in the post Q&A about how the episode 11 riot cliffhanger event came to be and what was originally expected for it.

I mentioned in >>4020442 that the vote against sending Alex back to Darkbloom Analytics in episode 11 surprised me.

Kay's dialogue in that scene prior to the vote sets up the groundwork for my initial plan:

>"Alex is the next best thing to Sable Guiteau," Darkbloom says. "If Nelson recommends that only Alex can finish the project -- which is the truth, as far as I am concerned -- he might be allowed to return to Darkbloom Analytics as the chief project engineer."

>"No," Kay says.

>"Excuse me?" Darkbloom says -- conveying indignation as best as possible with the use of an affectless modulator simulating human speech.

>"That has subterfuge written all over it. The idea of inviting Alex back to the company has to seem like it came from their own heads. If Nelson comes to them with it, they'll smell a rat."

So... remember that at this time, there are already huge protests outside the campus.

The idea then would be to incite some small-scale altercations between protestors and police, to make it look like the situation was becoming out of control. This would scare the government into trying to fast-track completion of the project (so they could get out of there before the protest breaks into out-and-out rioting), and hopefully this would mean bringing back aboard the only person who could finish it in a reasonable timeframe: Alex.

Amber sees that Auburn is at the scene of the protests, so she leans on him to help stir some shit up. They're pretty good at it! But it turns out that the police have a disproportionate response to the small-scale looting/vandalism/rock-tossing they incite, and it leads to a horrible spiral of violence that ultimately becomes a massacre. But the government does end up coming knocking at the Nail House asking Alex to come back, so yay?

I wasn't sure, but I was considering having Auburn die as a consequence of this too.
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>>4025838
That would, of course, lead towards Nelson's role in Episode 14 being replaced by Alex, wouldn't it have? Man that would have been so much harder to get through.
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>>4025836
>>4025837
I wish to savour his misery. It is a thing of monstrous beauty.
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>>4025169
>1. What would have happened if we told Rose “we have to stay?”

Although I had one planned, I may never tell what the alternate ending of the story would be.

But this would have been the final credits song... I can reveal that much, I guess. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQt9h36-2vM

You already know what would would happen anyway. Read the ending again, review THE CHART closely, say twenty hail marys, and the answer will reveal itself. I'm only joking about the hail marys

>2. I love some of the social satirizing you do and it shows how well you do it that you never seem to be endorsing any kind of viewpoint. Now that it’s over, would you be willing to share some of your personal social/political/moral/religious/philosophical opinions? Are you now or have you ever been a commienazi?

Do you really care to know what the Fuck Quest OP thinks of Donald Trump or Jesus Christ or abortion or whatever? I keep my personal opinions on the topics of our time a little close-held because I'd rather not alienate anyone, and it's not important to the story. I have strong opinions, but what do they matter?

When I get pretentious enough to strike out from my little box of banter and nasty sex, to tackle "big ideas", I'm trying to be a little less topical and have a broader view of things, to grapple with the issues that have always been with us. So sharing political or social opinions is kind of pointless.

I'm sure if you read closely, and with an objective eye, you can pick up on some of my own personal biases in those arenas... but not because I tried to pepper them in, and use the quest as a soapbox. I'm just only human after all, and can't escape my personal self entering what I create.

Now as for moral/philosophical opinions... well, if you want a moral to impart, it's in the title card of this episode. That's all Fuck Quest is really about.
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>>4025367
>what would be the easiest way to share FQ to someone and do you think it reads best as a thread or as written out document or similar?

It depends on who you're recommending it to. If it's someone who you know is cool with raunchy shit, just tell them it's some hilarious raunchy shit that'll grow on you, and send them the season index links in the OP of this thread.

I'd start people out on season 2 -- but that's my personal view. Season 1 is a fine jumping off point too. Maybe try to gauge where on the porn-plot spectrum your friend leans... if more towards the porn side, start with season 1. If more towards the plot side, start them on season 2.

On the other hand, if you're not sure how they'd feel about hentai-inspired smut... well, I feel like FQ could be a hard sell.

I think FQ is very good, for what it is. But people who don't read it often write it off, based on the name and basic premise alone. I've seen many people disregard it as nothing but a dumb porno, when all they really know about it is that it's a harem comedy called Fuck Quest. Which, I mean, it IS a dumb porno... but I'd like to think I've created something with real heart.

If your friend isn't open-minded about stuff with porn in it, they might never give it a chance. You just kinda have to accept that.

As for the best reading experience, I prefer the threaded format, since you get them purty pictures, and also can see people reacting in real time if you want to.
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>13. What was your absolute favorite lewd scene throughout the series? If it's a particularly long one, what was your favorite section from it? OR would you rather hold off on answer this until after the OVA?

I couldn't possibly answer that. Just trying to pick a favorite from season 4 ended up giving me a list of like 10 I still wanted to add to... I have fond memories of so much. I'm a rotten pervert, please forgive me!
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>>4025902
... forgive what?
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>>4025772
>Is Gal still a gifted mimic now in iteration 422? I'm guessing that 421's implant ramped up ability to an absurd degree, but she had a natural talent for the implant to build off on.

I would say yeah, she has a talent for impressions, just not the absurdly perfect ones she could do in 421.

>Also, why did 422 Gal flunk her Julliard admission? Did she throw up on the adjudicator?

She flunked it so she could stay in Gilroy and attend North High and fall in love with the drunk NEET who runs anime club.

Of course, she doesn't know that yet. So as for what specifically caused her to fail... she just didn't make it. Julliard is extremely selective.
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Season 1 question what was the plan for transhumanisim club, saw the banter from Renee and remembered that plot line that didn’t get explored
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If I've missed any questions so far in all the chaos, let me know! It wasn't intentional. I want to get to everyone.

And please keep them coming if you've got any more things to ask.

I want to let you all know that I've been reading your kind words and thoughts closely the past few days, and they make it all worth it. There were many times in the past three seasons where I didn't know whether I could really finish this. But this is what I've been working towards. The outpouring of emotion and happiness and discussion and speculation and even your gripes, since they were always so reasonably offered, have meant the world to me.

I love you all.
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>>4025913
Still such a shame we didn't end up giving her oral beneath the desk while she gave a lecture.

Actually yeah, add that to the lewd requests pile.
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>>4025913

Cute bunny hijinks, sweet augs, a mousy Christian girl who wasn't gonna be part of the harem but who you'd all want to fuck. I can't remember much more than that.
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>>4025918
Thank you, Op for taking out the time to answer the stupid questions from a rando on the internet.

You are a true gent.
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>>4025918
This one from me
>>4025776

But if vaporwave girl was the only other one, I guess it can be skipped.
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>>4025919
Seconded. Season 2 professor Renee plot line wasted material right there.

Other crazy idea I had would be the Nailhouse Triathalon. The girls trying to break each other’s records for how fast they can make Ally finish 3 times in the 3 hole girl style that Whitney proclaimed.
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>>4025918
We love you too, OP. Can't remember what other questions I have right now, but I know they exist so I'll be sure to post em eventually.
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>>4025921
>Paula actually joined Transhumanism Club.
Jesus would be proud.

Love you, OP!
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>>4025918
We love you too, OP!
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Oh yeah OP, are there any of the unexplored pairings that you think had potential to be fun/hot/cute?
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>>4025776
>14. Did you have any other ideas for haremites that you wanted to introduce, OP? You told me and Chart about one, but I've gotta know about others.

Yeah, Vaporwave chick is the only one I can remember.

In the reboot, as you can see, I pretty much just threw in everyone I could think of.

I might have added a futanari, but I decided against that. Sable could have been a futa -- I thought very briefly of it -- but didn't do it. Futa is a fetish of mine I didn't really get to do anything with... although Vivian's ejaculating dildo is a good substitute.
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>>4025945

Rose2/Mom. Super degenerate sex scene I wanted to do with them and didn't get to.

Rose2/Cerise for that matter. Embracing her onee-sama role with her.

Noelle/Chloe. Actually walking in on her staging a clam invasion of China would be hot.

Vivian/Mom. I believe this is the only season 1 combo that hasn't had direct sexual contact. Vivian could use a better mother figure in her life.

I'm sure there's others.
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>>4025970
>Noelle/Chloe. Actually walking in on her staging a clam invasion of China would be hot.
Forgot about that one. Consider this a request.
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While I'm up to date on questions, here's a random fact.

I was originally planning to end on episode 16.

14 would have been pretty much the same.

15 would have been a much longer journey through Alaska, maybe with some sidebar KayQuest, and ending with Rose and Alabaster coming upon the lighthouse.

16 would have been 100% lighthouse, the alternate scenarios, and then epilogue.

I like the way I did it, but this is why so many of my planned alternate scenarios didn't see the light of day.

And episode 15 was going to be called Darkbloom Into You
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>>4025918
Riddle me this OP, if this is a happy ending why am I so sad?
Joking aside i'm going to have a difficult time filling the hole FQ is leaving in my heart. Thank you for everything.

Actual question though. How the hell did a dying Alyosha get into the body of a 4 Star general?
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>>4025918
I ended up reading through FQ a few weeks before the start of season 3, and I'm really glad I got to see most of seasons 3 and 4 as they happened.
I feel like I have to take the opportunity to say: I'll miss spending Saturday (and frequently, Sunday) nights reading FQ. You're doing all of us a favor with the OVA.
You really have written something incredibly enjoyable to read, so don't just take it as flattery when I say I felt some of the influences you'd mentioned.
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>>4026022
>How the hell did a dying Alyosha get into the body of a 4 Star general?

I don't know. It was a desperation ploy, obviously, and it ended up paying off. The mechanics of how they pulled it off are going to have to stay a mystery... suffice to say he's one of the most powerful mobsters in the world and had friends in high places in the US government.
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Were you always planning on having us fuck Charlotte, or was it only in response to the thread really wanting to do so?
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>>4026112
Ever since introducing her as a secondary character in the premiere of the reboot, it was in the back of my mind that it would be fun to rail her. I didn't seriously consider it until planning for season 3, though -- since her role got expanded by the events of the season 2 finale. It was definitely helped along by support from people reading, but I kind of expected you all to want to fuck her regardless. And even if it hadn't really come up, I think I would have done it.
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>>4025918
On Noelle and her fetus deletus: Did you decide she was pregnant before Vail or in the aftermath just to break everyone's heart?

Did you ever play around with the idea of Dadabaster knowing about a potential kid in the mix before episode 15?

Where all the brown girls at?

Top five sadpanda tags?

Since you're going to vanish into the ether for
a bit once this thread finally dies, and after reading some of the things you wrote above, I just wanted to say that you shouldn't sell yourself so short on Season 1.

I liken it a lot to Demon's Souls. Sure, the successors that followed are better and going back to it now it's not as impressive as it once was, but it laid the groundwork for those improved iterations and still manages to stand out in its own way. Fuck Quest was the kind of raw, glorious chaos that seems to have faded from the internet in recent years. I can't imagine it was much fun to try and harness that madness but it was an absolute blast to partake in. Its impact on me was so profound that 20 years from now someone could walk up and say "MUH BASED WHITNEY" and I'll still crack a smile.

Godspeed, OP. See you for the OVA and whatever comes after.
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>>4026118
Nice.

On the topic of pregnancies - I'm sure we've discussed which girls would be good mothers before, but who would be the most excited to become a mother? And in that same vein, who would be the most apprehensive about it?
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>>4026128
>Where all the brown girls at?
Scrapped Season 2
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>>4026128
>Did you decide she was pregnant before Vail or in the aftermath just to break everyone's heart?

I decided well before Vail. She got pregnant the first time we fucked her in season 3. When she "jokes" about it with Alabaster in the gym scene, she already knows and is trying to gauge his reaction.

>Did you ever play around with the idea of Dadabaster knowing about a potential kid in the mix before episode 15?

No, it had to be at the very end for the final choice to develop.

>Where all the brown girls at?

Chloe was brown! Not adding a delicious brownie is a big regret of mine.

>Top five sadpanda tags?

scat, vomit, all-the-way-through, eye penetration, hand holding.
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>>4026136
>but who would be the most excited to become a mother? And in that same vein, who would be the most apprehensive about it?

Most excited to most apprehensive, all on assumption they know the pregnancy will be supported by Alabaster:

Rose2
Smatters
Mom
Whitney
Rose
Charlotte
Renee
Noelle
Vivian
Kay
Sable
Chloe
Amber
Cerise
Gal
Makoto
Alex
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>>4026164
>Mom that close to the top
I love this
>Alex that close to the bottom
Someone hasn't been browsing sadpanda enough

Also on the topic if pregnancies, there was a pretty obvious disreprancy between the reaction to the Whitney pregnancy scare in season 1 and the huge push for impregnating everyone in the reboot. What do you think was the biggest reason for the change in mindset?

In the original season 2 concept, there was a list of wishes that we would have been able to choose to grant for the haremites as a reward for beating the final boss, and iirc the wish for Alex's sake was to turn him fully into a girl. Do you think that would still apply in this universe? Would Alex be happier as a girl?
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Are there any predetermined events that would always happen no matter the worldline we are in? Like Alabaster meeting specific characters etc.

Are there any choices where you deliberately left out a good option in the hope we would collectively choose it even without the prompt?

What would happen if we collectively made an "impossible" choice. Like bringing along a death character to Vail? Or what would happen if nobody votes on a choice? (with the assumption that people are still reading and didn't just outright drop the quest)
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>>4026164
>Cerise that low
>Kay and Sable that high
huh, wouldn't have expected that
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Oh oh oh!

15. Rose Imouto was one of our top candidates for the Tiresias installation. What the fuck would have happened had we decided on that?
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>>4026151
>eye penetration
>vomit
>all the way through
A man of taste.

>>4026164
I'd have thought Alex would love having Ally's baby. Honestly surprised Whitney isn't first.
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>>4026151
>scat, vomit, all-the-way-through, eye penetration, hand holding.
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Do you think either Nelson or Armstrong has ever had anything resembling feelings for the other beyond your standard bromance?

Are there any anime characters you would have wanted to use as an avatar for a haremite because you find them hot, but couldn't come up with an interesting character for them?

Did Stackleford make it through his tenure without getting convicted as a child molester?

What would have happened if we had brought Will in under the Nail House's roof?

What's your personal opinion on gothic lolita vs sweet lolita?

Are there any fetishes besides futa that you would have liked to explore, but held back on for one reason or another?
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If everyone else is going to ask about pregnancy, Which girls were on the pill / got off the pill / never on any form of birth control.
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Don't leave us OP! Fuck Quest might be over, but there's more fun for us to be had, right?
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I found my old image folder and I'm finding some gems desu.
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>>4026151
>One shot insemination
>Noelle in the gym using her considerable Feddie Skills to interrogate Ally while being incredibly anxious
>Loses the baby anyway
Woof, breaks my heart. But that first time with her was super intimate.

>>4026164
>that list
Not even surprised. I think Whitney might have gotten knocked down a few slots by stepping up to be CEO
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I can’t believe Fuck Quest is over.

Now that the dust is settled, where do you all rate:
>The seasons
>The girls
>The season finale episodes
>The lewds

And for OP: how does it feel to be part of a small pantheon of popular/long-running quests that had a proper conclusion? I’d guess probably less than 0.1% of all quests on this board ever have an actual ending.
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>>4026128
Are you saying that Fuck Quest 2 is the Dark Souls of quest threads? Sorry, not sorry.
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Also, does anyone have that shitpost Myers-Briggs Chart for the harem?
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>>4026151
>Not adding a delicious brownie is a big regret of mine.
Surely when Makoto was auditioning or preparing for her role as Whitney in the bigscreen, she tried matching Whitney's sporty tomboy tan with an Okinawan specialty!

Fazil's the sweetest brownie though.

Questions:
Did Qiangxiang personally go to North High at least once to lend some legitimacy to her fake cover as a student to prevent getting deported?

Were there any backup plans to manipulate Auburn's yellow fever in case Qianxiang's seduction didn't work out with Ally? Would it have entailed her attending North High down the line, or was the cover story introduced way too late in the story for it to matter?

Whatever happened to that girl obsessed with Auburn (forget her name or what Amber called her) that burned North High down after the events of the assault in Darkbloom Analytics? I assume she's in juvie or jail, but did she get news of Auburn's death and how did she take it?
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>>4026164
I expected Mom to be lower and Rose and Chloe to be higher
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Whose daughter would be the cutest daughteru though? Combining genetics + personality and the influence of their mother
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Gee, I hope it's not too late for my OC shitpost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9EWx0FxHNs
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>>4026735
I don't know about the cutest but Kay's son would be a cute girl.
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>>4026814
u r 1 cheeky cunt m8 i tel u w0t
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15. Did the original Camelia understand the nature of the universe? Did she know Amber would take up her mantle as a result of the glitch?
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>>4023405
>The cute attempted lolidom scene with Viv, Rose, and Alabaster that never made it into season 1
>OYAKODON 4: FINAL JUDGEMENT ft. Mom, Rose, Cerise, Charlotte, Rose, Renee, and Whitney

>>4025918
>Guy above asked this already sorta, but was there ever going to be anything to Auburn and Chloe aside from that one Kaguya nod after the highway chase?
>who was the POTUS, you cheeky fuck?
>How am I supposed to enjoy this oyakodon bowl with extra egg now that Dad is no longer the Bast from the Past?
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>>4026164
So we're definitely getting that dual kareoke between Whitney and Makoto yeah? We fucking better. Also breaking in Whitney and being aggressive as fuck for the first time. Telling her we love her as we take all of her holes in one night.
Fucking Mara or the Satsuki would be neat.
David scene from his perspective in the implant.
Nelson, Armstrong, Stackleford, Alex, Fazil, Ken and Alabaster all getting SWOLE.
Sable and Renee competing to be the best teacher.
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>>4027320
>swole Alex
I love traps
I love musclegirls

I'm REALLY not sure how to feel about muscletraps.

Traps with enormous traps. What a thought.
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>>4027348
He'd be a twunk but I just like the idea of Saul and Stackleford trying to help Alex and Ally become swole while Armstrong complains about his fucked up knees and Nelson talks about how unhygenic weights and lifting machines are as opposed to the treadmill and pilates. Ken and Fazil are just excited to be in a gym and have lifting buddies.
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>>4026201
infinite money so we didn't need to worry about taking care of our offspring
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>>4027383
Probably more that the players grew up while waiting. Having a kid in high school is scary. Approaching 25, not so much.
But I was way too excited by the 'scare' in S1 so I'm biased.
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>>4027320
In addenum to this. Dessert rematch. Ally gets to choose the dessert this time. Lets CRUSH Mom.
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>>4027320
>>4027452
Post post script. How does Renee feel about Whitney and how does Darkbloom feel about Whitney?

Did Mara ever love Darkbloom or Whitney? Also, do you feel you made the Russians in the story too one dimensional?
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>>4026546
>Seasons
2>4>3>1
Not a very interesting ranking given I think most people feel this way.
>Girls
Rose>Amber>Whitney>Cerise>Alex>Vivian>Gal>Mom>Rose2>Noelle>Charlotte>Renee(this one hurts)>Kay>Samantha
I’m not ranking Chloe, Sable, or Makoto, not necessarily because I don’t like their characters, but because I would have no idea how to rank them like the others.
>Finales
S3>S4>S2
I actually want to go into a bit of detail with this one. I’m rating these in retrospect, so that’s why I’m putting S2 at the bottom. One of the biggest disappointments of S3 was how fast the “Cerise is in a coma” plot was resolved, which was by far the most dramatic and memorable element of S2’s ending. I know that it led to Darkbloom inhabiting Cerise’s body, but I really wanted to see more of Alabaster without his rock; the person that keeps him grounded in reality. S4 in general was much better at resolving the threads that S3’s ending created, and while not entirely perfect, the ending was still really good in my opinion.
>Lewds
Not gonna rank them all but anything with Amber, Alex, and Charlotte was great. Samantha needed more scenes. More Eskimo kisses with Renee would have been nice too. Fuck Quest awakened several new fetishes.

Most QM’s, even ones that are highly regarded, have never finished a quest. You’re right when you say that having an ending at all is an achievement.
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>>4025918
You missed my follow-up questions: >>4025639 and >>4024812

Might as well add a few more:

15. What did Chloe and her men think when Alabaster and Rose didn't return from the lighthouse? The lighthouse would not have revealed itself to others, but did it have a means of denying them entry when they were already there? Would Chloe have tried to check up on them or did she just give up and leave. How do you imagine her spending the remainder of her time in the ruined world?

16. I hope this isn't too personal, but how old are you, approximately? I would assume you're somewhere between Cerise and Noelle's age. Reading season 2, I imagined you were inspired for the setting by your own experiences having entered the workforce not many years ago. How accurate is that?

17. Do you regret the avatar you chose for the Optimizing Parameter, given how many anons now want to fuck your waifu/yourself?

Also, >>4026164 has inspired another (421) OVA idea: Ally teasing some of the apprehensive girls with talk of knocking them up after he's already started fucking them. Gal, Cerise, Amber, Kay?
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>>4026546
Final Verdict, now that I've given it all time to settle:
>The seasons:
4>2>3>1

But none of it would be anywhere without considering the narrative as a whole, and my preferences are only slight. I love Fuck Quest!

>The girls:
I'm gonna go with two different lists here:
>Girls by how much I like them
Vivian = Amber > Whitney > Rose > Renee > Noelle > Anna > Cerise > Alex > Rose Imouto > Charlotte > Kay > Scarlett > Samantha > Sable > Makoto > Alabasterina > Qiangxiang

>Girls by most fascinating character arc:
Alex > Amber > Qiangxiang > Rose > Anna > Vivian > Rose Imouto > Kay > Cerise > Sable > Whitney > Noelle > Renee > Scarlett > Charlotte > Makoto* > Samantha

*Special shoutout to Makoto Quest and her epilogue.

>The season finale episodes
I see the finales as a microcosm of their seasons as a whole, and the culminations of the choices made up to that point, so the order remains the same for me.

>The lewds
Amber in Wonderland, hands down. I'm doomed.
But really, anything involving Vivian and Amber will always be my weakness, which might have painted my Season 4 bias. Alex too. No homo.
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>>4020518
>I actually planned for her to show up in it as the one and only non-insane character -- helping Alabaster get away from all the other crazy bitches
That's actually fucking gold, holy kek. Would play
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Oh yeah, how the fuck did Chloe mind control Renee? I assumed she was able to control Alabaster because of his implant, but Renee didn't have one.
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>>4023673
>422 Whitney getting raped and made lewd by 421 Alabaster when shes not expecting it *at* all.
>Other harem members being creeped out by how Alabaster and Rose know each other so well.
>Foreign exchange student Makoto.
>Renee, Whitney and Makoto karaoke
Kek


>Alabaster protecting Gal in school so she calls him Sir.
Absolutely adorable
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>>4023405
More Renee!
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>>4025918
Stupid question, but where can I find the summary for the Season 2 that never was?

Also, I'd be interested in hearing about any ideas or whatnot that didn't make it off the cutting room floor.

Thanks for everything.
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>>4023405
More Renee please. She was my tied favourite girl in season 1. I need more, it's been years.
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>>4028394
http://pastebin.com/GzuQmwdY
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>>4023405
I humbly request Alabaster takes Whitney to the prom.
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>>4028458
I aggressively demand on pain of OP’s beheading that Alabaster take Whitney to prom, make her wear the FRILLIEST dress, slow dance with her while staring into her eyes, and have passionate baby making sex with her in the back of the limo, then again in his bed, then again in the morning. THREE BABIES after prom night or OP dies
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>>4028546
yes. all of that. Rose got to win the main series. let Whitney win the OVA.
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I’m all for taking Whitney to prom but what if we took Cerise to prom.
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>>4028566
Cerise has to take Gal tho
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>>4028571
We'll take Vivian to the prom.
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>>4028572
Rosemouto should take Vivian
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>>4028573
To clarify, prom dates should be

Ally/Whitney
Cerise/Gal
Vivian/Rosemouto
Alex helping Sable and Renee chaperone (since he is a good boy)
Rose alone, and SEETHING
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>>4028580
Rose with Stackleford
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>>4028580
Why is Rose seething? She's had her victory. This would be a concession, at best.
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>>4028595
Rose with Chloe
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Alabasterina and Cerise with the other girls all watching.
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>>4017335
So when we could shit post in /csg/, did any other anons shitpost there? I was the guy kept saying
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT TO CEMENT CERISE IN MY BASEMENT AND MAKE A MASK OUT OF HER FOOTSKIN
>plz god lemme chain whitney chain to a radiator and feed her toes to rats
and all kinds of fun shit
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>>4023405
Alabaster and Mom on a day out as she proudly flaunts her baby bump to anyone she can.
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>>4028599
Rose has never been a gracious winner. Also I just want her to feel a little of the sting Whitney always has. It’s kind of bullshit that Rose got the benefit of author favoritism which he now completely admits to only after the main series is over and it’s too late to call him out. He owes us this.
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>>4028695
No you weren't because those posts never existed.
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>Whitneyfags outta nowhere
>demanding prom
I just want her to know that she's loved. But prom would be amusing and fun at least.
Also, Ally's got like three fucking proms in his future:
>Senior Year with literally whoever
>Senior Year +1, the Rosevengence
>Senior Year +2, Little Sister's Special Night
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>>4028793
By the time Vivian is ready, he's just in it for the lunch.
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>>4028793
>>4028799

What year are Alex and Gal?

Rosemouto is a freshman and Vivian would be in 8th grade right? If Alex and Gal is a sophomore/junior he could literally have five years of prom dates.
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>>4028799
He may as well chaperone after a certain point. That way it doesn't look like he gets girls bullying him into going year after year.
The loser.
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>>4028804
Imagine getting bullied into going on a prom date with an anemic goth loli five years younger and a foot shorter than you haha

I bet she leads him around on a leash like he’s her pet hahaha

What do you think it would be like to be such an enormous loser lol wouldn’t it be SO humiliating for everyone to see her treat you like a slave? Haha
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>>4028851
Haha, what do you expect from the guy who
>took a raging lesbian to prom
>took his cousin to prom
>took his SISTER to prom
>took a trap in a dress to prom
Next year he'll probably show up with a bunny. Alabaster is the joke of North High for sure.

I love bullying cute tomboys as much as the next guy, but going to prom again could set off a cascade of events which could culminate in a really weird future scenario where Ally can't escape high school
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>>4028875
Alabaster could take every one of his 16 currently living haremites to prom over the course of the next 16 years.

Then he has to start taking his daughters.

Yet another eternal recursion.
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>>4028772
Yes they did, I posted stuff like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT TO MAKE THEM INTO CHAIRS AND SMELL THEM. I very distinctly remember another anon shitposting that I was a false flagger because the true /csg/ would never hurt Cerise
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>>4028894
But the only post you made remotely close to that was

>I want to pin down Cerise chan after invading her home at night. I'll steal all of her dirty, unwashed and used panties before making a mask from them, before hiding under her bed. When she passes out drunk, I'll cream that cake right then and there before tying her up and shoving her in a bag!

Come on now, Anonymous-dono, you can try harder than that.
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>>4028903
d'awh shit, i remembered it wrong. I really wanted to do more creepy posts like that. Talking like a demented nutter is the best.
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>>4028966
Just keep being you, Anonymous-dono.
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>>4028980
I will the moment we have a /csg/ again. I need to show Amber and Renee sama how much I love them.
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>>4028987
Rereading the Gal scenes and the Renee scenes really makes me realise how fucking shafted those two were over the series.
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>4028458
>4028564
>4028595
Oh hey, it's that Whitneyfag that's still crying about Rose winning. Surprised he didn't off himself
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>>4028886
You are Alabaster Soliloquy, two going on three time arsonist of North High and seventeen going on forty.

PREVIOUSLY:
-You prepared for your daughter-turned-prom-date's big night. Amber seemed less than enthused.
-Rose and Mom teamed up to try and get you to think about graduation plans.
-Whitney offered you a chance to prank Mister Stackleford, you declined so that you would be at Prom on time.
-Amber slapped you in front of the entire student body, cratering your social credibility, and earning a one-way ticket to Groundsville.
-Amber stormed off and started screaming at a cute, short-haired girl with glasses who was just trying to pour herself some punch.
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>>4029208
Brilliant. The only thing we need left to ship it is an episode title.
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>>4029258
Have we already used "Both Of You, Dance Like You Want To Win"?
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>>4029431
"Both of You, Fuck Like You Want To Win" was used in a title card already, sadly.
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>>4026201
>Also on the topic if pregnancies, there was a pretty obvious disreprancy between the reaction to the Whitney pregnancy scare in season 1 and the huge push for impregnating everyone in the reboot. What do you think was the biggest reason for the change in mindset?

Age for sure. Most of the readers of FQ1 were in the late high school/early college demo. Most of the same people were the ones reading the reboot 5 years later, so the average age of the readerbase probably went from like 18 to 24. People are more open to children when they're older.

Alabaster himself also aged. A lot of the pregnancy scare in season 1 came from people rightly pointing out that he and Whitney were too young/immature to have kids. Well, Alabaster was about 21-23 during the events of the reboot and was holding a stable job. He was ready for children if he wanted them.

>In the original season 2 concept, there was a list of wishes that we would have been able to choose to grant for the haremites as a reward for beating the final boss, and iirc the wish for Alex's sake was to turn him fully into a girl. Do you think that would still apply in this universe? Would Alex be happier as a girl?

No. Alex is happy as a boy, and I don't see him as trans. It turns out that Alex, in addition to being perhaps one of the most complicated characters, has one of the most complicated sexualities too.

He'd probably jump on a magical device that lets him change from one to the other at will for sexual purposes, but in the end, he identifies as a male and would want to stay that way.
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Oh no you guys roused the obnoxious rosefag. We were finally getting civil.
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>>4025918
>>4025530
tldr: FQ remaster when, if at all? 1/5/10 years?
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>>4029468
>1 post by this ID
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>Are there any predetermined events that would always happen no matter the worldline we are in? Like Alabaster meeting specific characters etc.

I don't know how the rules between major scenarios exactly work. It seems that Alabaster is fated to be involved with certain people like Whitney, Cerise, and so on. But others, like Kay and Gal... well, we didn't see them in FQ1, right? But that doesn't mean they never would have come along at some point, either. I have mentioned that I like to picture Kay showing up at the end of FQ1, for example. So who could say?

>Are there any choices where you deliberately left out a good option in the hope we would collectively choose it even without the prompt?

In season 3, of course, there was the prompt where I expected you all to write in "You're great" which jogged Mom's memories. Other than that, I can't think of one.

>What would happen if we collectively made an "impossible" choice. Like bringing along a death character to Vail? Or what would happen if nobody votes on a choice? (with the assumption that people are still reading and didn't just outright drop the quest)

I like to think I'm a houdini when it comes to reconciling impossible choices in the context of tie votes. But in such a case where everyone chooses to bring along a dead character for example, I would probably intervene and go with whoever came in #2.

The offering of choices comes with a certain understanding between author and reader that you will give somewhat logically enactable edicts and I in turn will follow them. When readers begin to purposely make strange/impossible choices, the quest is falling apart. It means the readers no longer really care about the fabric of the story and are just toying with it.

That's also true of the case where no one votes. That signals to me a lack of interest, so I'd probably call the run off for the time being.
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You're killing me with these Makoto images.
>>4029258
>>4029431
My Daddy is a Prom King.
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>Cerise that low
>Kay and Sable that high
>huh, wouldn't have expected that

Cerise doesn't have a ton of self-confidence so she probably doubts her mothering skills, and her apprehension is compounded by the incest angle. She's not as into having a incest baby as, apparently, Rose The Younger. It makes a ton of sense to me that she'd be extremely torn if she came up pregnant with Alabaster's baby.

Kay and Sable aren't exactly champing at the bit to get pregnant, but they would deal with it.
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>15. Rose Imouto was one of our top candidates for the Tiresias installation. What the fuck would have happened had we decided on that?

I only had a thumbnail sketch of what it would be like, but I envisioned a plotline where potentially she gets extremely ill - and, like the guy in a zombie movie who gets bit and tries to hide it, doesn't tell anyone that she's "not real" for a little while, because of how terrified and confused she is. Those were some basic starting premises, but I may have developed in a different way at the moment of truth, such as ditching the illness side of it, and/or having her just immediately suffer a nervous breakdown and blurt it out.

The implant would show her that she isn't real, but it wouldn't delete her or anything, just as it didn't delete her when Alex used it.
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>I'd have thought Alex would love having Ally's baby. Honestly surprised Whitney isn't first.

Alex would be freaked out by the physical impossibility of it, which is why I rank him so low.

Whitney would be over the moon to have Ally put a baby in her, but there are some seriously baby crazy bitches in our harem! (Practice safe sex, everyone!)
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>>4029506
What an awful way to start an existential crisis.
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>>4029506
man don't we all question whether we're even real on a daily basis?
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>Do you think either Nelson or Armstrong has ever had anything resembling feelings for the other beyond your standard bromance?

Nelson and Armstrong felt a powerful love for each other like only true platonic friends can feel. I see them both as straight guys who had a strong, unbreakable friendship. They had wives, and we can infer at least Nelson had a child (I also picture Armstrong having a couple grown children of his own). They had a lot of fun with the bunnygirls Whitney rented for the bachelor party.

We know quite well that none of that means they couldn't possibly be down for dick either, but I just don't think they were.

>Are there any anime characters you would have wanted to use as an avatar for a haremite because you find them hot, but couldn't come up with an interesting character for them?

I don't think so, no.


>Did Stackleford make it through his tenure without getting convicted as a child molester?

He died in a nuclear holocaust a little bit after starting as a teacher, so most likely yes.

>What would have happened if we had brought Will in under the Nail House's roof?

I didn't ever seriously consider it. He'd make a good pool boy. Would probably freak Alabaster off by coming on to him. I wouldn't have been able to let him fuck any of our girls except maybe Samantha. Even letting him and Alex fuck would be pretty iffy. So he wouldn't have had any fun, and being so close to Amber without being able to have her would be pretty cruel.

>What's your personal opinion on gothic lolita vs sweet lolita?

I enjoy the look of both, but please don't tell Vivian I said so.

It would be funny to have Amber dress up in the style to give her grief.

>Are there any fetishes besides futa that you would have liked to explore, but held back on for one reason or another?

The "Daddy" thing was one I had forever and it was nice to get that out there.

Raceplay would have been fun but I never found a place to work it in.

Drugged sex in hentai is hot, but maybe it would have been too extreme for you to see our Nail House residents to pound a couple rails of coke before fucking. I would have shown a scene or two like that but I think the reaction would be negative.

Would have done a lot more watersports if people didn't get buttmad about it.

Gangbangs, public use, bukkake, etc. just aren't workable in the context of a romance where you care about the girls. The fake-out with Rose was as best I could (or wanted) to do, and even there I had to make it clear to her in advance what was happening, because she could never accept it otherwise.

Pregnant sex is fun.
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>If everyone else is going to ask about pregnancy, Which girls were on the pill / got off the pill / never on any form of birth control.

Never on:
Rose2
Noelle
Chloe
Amber

Off:
Mom
Rose
Charlotte

On:
Samantha
Whitney
Renee
Vivian
Kay
Cerise
Gal

Don't read this if you don't want to be sad. Samantha can't bear children. When she was freed by the government as a child, her uterus was removed to prevent any further breeding -- that's her "birth control." I was going to mention this at some time but never found a place to drop it into the story.
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>Don't leave us OP! Fuck Quest might be over, but there's more fun for us to be had, right?

There's always more fun to be had.
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>>4029557
>that spoiler
Should have heeded that warning. ;_;
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>It would be funny to have Amber dress up in the style to give her grief.
Yes. Yes it would.

>those fetishes
Oof.

>>4029557
>Samantha
pic related
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>Now that the dust is settled, where do you all rate:
>The seasons

In hindsight, I think:

2 = 4 > 3 > 1

>The girls

I couldn't possibly.

>The season finale episodes

4 > 3 > 2

>The lewds

See my prior responses.

>How does it feel to be part of a small pantheon of popular/long-running quests that had a proper conclusion? I’d guess probably less than 0.1% of all quests on this board ever have an actual ending.

Feels great. It's probably not as low as 0.1% but I know the odds weren't on my side.

I bet you never thought I'd really finish when I first came back!

There were many nights when I felt demotivated or uninspired, and thought seriously that I would never see the end. It's only because of you... because of knowing I had an audience taking time out of their week to wait for me to make something, that I finished. There were nights when I had to physically force myself to sit down and just fucking write something despite every brain cell feeling sluggish and uncreative and incapable -- because I knew I'd be disappoint my audience if I called it off.

I'm so incredibly glad I saw it through. I couldn't have, without your support.

Thank you, from the bottom of my heart. I love you!
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>Thank you, from the bottom of my heart. I love you!

D-D-D-D-DAISUKI!
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>>4029541
>He died in a nuclear holocaust a little bit after starting as a teacher, so most likely yes.
RIP Snackleford-sensei.

>The fake-out with Rose was as best I could (or wanted) to do
Some of the fetishes would've been borderline for me personally if it would ever involve most of the girls. For example, I wouldn't subject Whitney or Cerise to the moral degeneration bit that Qiangxiang received. Maybe Rose or Gal would fit the bill, but only up to a certain line.

So I really appreciate that you introduced some of these fetishes in a manner that makes sense for each individual and given thought to where their relationship with Alabaster stands.
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>Also, does anyone have that shitpost Myers-Briggs Chart for the harem?

Here, I even added the missing girls.

This shitpost honestly just gets more perfect as time goes on. If only there were ISFJ and ENFJ girls... the vaporwave bitch would probably be ISFJ.
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>>4029473
>canned responses
As if seething about rose not being highest on the chart didn't confirm it was you.
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>>4029609
Thanks for this. I can't believe I'm literally Anna Soliloquy.
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>>4026670
>Did Qiangxiang personally go to North High at least once to lend some legitimacy to her fake cover as a student to prevent getting deported?

No, not in the version of events we got. I was going to do a whole subplot where Chloe enrolls there and becomes Amber's classmate, but I nixed it. Her cover story as being a student there, in this version of events, was only ever on paper. She didn't visit the school.

>Were there any backup plans to manipulate Auburn's yellow fever in case Qianxiang's seduction didn't work out with Ally? Would it have entailed her attending North High down the line, or was the cover story introduced way too late in the story for it to matter?

This would have been part of the Chloe at North High subplot, where Auburn and her would have developed an argumentative flirtiness. I don't know where it would have developed from there, though.

>Whatever happened to that girl obsessed with Auburn (forget her name or what Amber called her) that burned North High down after the events of the assault in Darkbloom Analytics? I assume she's in juvie or jail, but did she get news of Auburn's death and how did she take it?

She didn't get news of his death because she died in a nuclear holocaust.
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>I expected Mom to be lower and Rose and Chloe to be higher

Remember that Mom's top tag is impregnation and that she's utterly degenerate as far as trying to get Ally to knock up as many girls as he can. She of course would want to join the fun!

Chloe is on that dividing line of "if it happens, it happens." She's not out to get pregnant, but she'd let Ally cum raw inside her without protection and accept whatever happens because of it. Her only ambivalence would stem from the pain of childbirth itself, the child possibly diluting any love he might develop for her, and her own social standing.

Rose really wants a baby with him. The girls at the top of the list are all varying shades of "put a baby inside me already, GOD" -- it just happens that the ones above her are a twinge more in need of some baby batter!
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>>4029541
>maybe it would have been too extreme for you to see our Nail House residents to pound a couple rails of coke before fucking.
Noelle and/or Anna immediately come to mind for this.

>>4027869
>17. Do you regret the avatar you chose for the Optimizing Parameter, given how many anons now want to fuck your waifu/yourself?
>now
We're all gay for OP
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>15. Did the original Camelia understand the nature of the universe? Did she know Amber would take up her mantle as a result of the glitch?

I would like to leave that question for you to puzzle over. I have my own understanding of how far Camelia's insane Xanatos gambit did or did not extend, but you can have yours too.
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>>4029616
>calls the blank statement that Rose fell just short seetheing
>but this post and Whitneyfag salt isn't
Wew boy, you can't make this shit up
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>>4028875
Is Whitney older than Alabaster?
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>>4029653
Will you two make like Whitney and Rose and just fuck already?
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>Guy above asked this already sorta, but was there ever going to be anything to Auburn and Chloe aside from that one Kaguya nod after the highway chase?

As said, I would have liked to do a subplot with her at North High and Auburn would have been a part of that. But it got axed.

>who was the POTUS, you cheeky fuck?

Being that the Current Year of FQ is 2014, I suppose that makes Obama the POTUS!

>How am I supposed to enjoy this oyakodon bowl with extra egg now that Dad is no longer the Bast from the Past?

It's not too bad. Dad is out of town a lot anyway, since he's a pilot! Lots of time with the house free to yourself, with two sisters and a Mommy to cum inside!
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>>4029642
>Noelle and/or Anna immediately come to mind for this.
Lace Anna's vape juice with something extra from Vivian's concoctions? That's an OVA idea right there.
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>>4027466
>Post post script. How does Renee feel about Whitney and how does Darkbloom feel about Whitney?

Renee obviously loves Whitney beyond words. She also loves getting screwed by Whitney.

Darkbloom loves Whitney too. He was an awful man, but he did love his daughters both quite deeply.

>Did Mara ever love Darkbloom or Whitney?

She hated Whitney with particular viciousness.

As for her attitude towards Darkbloom... it's complicated. Initially in the story, I pictured them as having a tumultuous/tormented love that was tarnished by Darkbloom's infidelity. But deeper into the series it seemed like it developed in the direction of "she never really loved him and vice versa." Maybe the truth is somewhere in the middle.

>Also, do you feel you made the Russians in the story too one dimensional?

Yes. They really only existed to be obstacles. I would have liked to develop them, particularly Mara and Stasi, more than I did.
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>>4029680
Clearly we need to have an OVA scene of Stasi elaborating on her long and complex backstory while we fuck her senseless
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>>4029680
Oho, speaking of...

18. Some comments you made in the previous Q&A seemed to hint that you had further plans for Stasi had we not killed her off when we did. Care to elaborate on that?
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>>4029541
>Raceplay and drugged sex
I FUCKING KNEW IT! I knew you liked raceplay. Your Unit 731 bantz and racial teasing like 'C'mon Ally, don't you want to breed this Japanese cunt?" were too on the ball. Personally I'd have god damned loved if either of those kinks came up more. The little hints of race stuff was always hot as fuck.

Also, raping someone by drugging them with GHB seems very Rose/Chloe/Sable. Hell, I'm pretty sure we already got GHB'd by Amber and Vivian.

>>4029622
>>4029641
So given the thread has churned out a bunch of ideas, have you found any of the ideas good enough that you'd like to use, like fucking Mara or Gal calling us Sir because we protect her or teaching WHitney how to fuck or the Dessert back off rematch or Sable and Renee competing for students (especially fitting since Renee is so cautious about anal and Sable is so cautious about vaginal but both would want to be better than the other and would crack).

How would we have been able to interact *with* Mara? It seemed at the time you were dissuading our involvement with her but now it sounds like you actually wanted a chance to reveal her character to all of us. Also, do you have any plans to use the OVAs to give attention to the characters you felt fell by the wayside?

What parts of the story would you have trimmed and what parts would you have expanded on, now that you've gotten a chance?

Would you have ever have let us fuck Darkbloom in Cerise's body and mindbroken him with cock if people had been insistent enough?

Were there any ideas or things from the audience that went too far/were too much for you to indulge so you carefully steered away from?

Did Lady want to fuck Rose or was he just being friendly?

What happened to Gustauv and will we see him again?

You've say before that Kay didn't really love Alabaster and just saw him as a convenient fuckbuddy. Is that because we ended up not really spending much time with her? Did some characters that you intially planned to not like Alabaster as much end up actually falling in love with him because of the focus/extra time spent with them? Did you already have an idea of how each harem member would interact with the rest or how far their relationship would develop with Alabaster before you added them in and did that ever change?
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>15. What did Chloe and her men think when Alabaster and Rose didn't return from the lighthouse? The lighthouse would not have revealed itself to others, but did it have a means of denying them entry when they were already there? Would Chloe have tried to check up on them or did she just give up and leave. How do you imagine her spending the remainder of her time in the ruined world?

When Alabaster cut her belly, told her to leave his sight and demanded her not to call him Ally... I think only then, did Chloe truly understand that he would never be able to love her again. Until then, she was deluding herself into thinking that she could bring him around.

Once that moment came, her delusions completely shattered, and so did all of her hopes. When she left in the cargo ship, she was willingly exiling herself from the "paradise" promised by the lighthouse.

Following this, she would have left with her men and then dismissed them when they returned to China. I'm sure there were others who would be only too happy to take control of implant-using mercenaries.

As for her thoughts when, from her viewpoint, nothing changes... she would expect this, because she thinks Ally is leaving her behind in hell, to go and live in paradise.

She would want to commit suicide, but would force herself to live on in the ruined world as a sort of penance.

I don't know where her life goes after returning to China. She was rogue from the moment the military took over Darkbloom Analytics. At that time she had already burned all her bridges by killing her uncle, and without being able to work at DBA, she had no use to Broad Dynamics anymore -- all of this that she explained to us was true, and her move into the Nail House was her own plan being put into action.

Since she returns to China with no real friends and many enemies, she probably isn't long for the world after that.

In the end, the Optimizing Parameter is making a universe based on what Alabaster desires. Does Alabaster grant Chloe a better chance at life strictly to help himself... or also because he is taking mercy on her?

>16. I hope this isn't too personal, but how old are you, approximately? I would assume you're somewhere between Cerise and Noelle's age. Reading season 2, I imagined you were inspired for the setting by your own experiences having entered the workforce not many years ago. How accurate is that?

I am a Christmas Cake.

>17. Do you regret the avatar you chose for the Optimizing Parameter, given how many anons now want to fuck your waifu/yourself?

I knew what I was doing.
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>I knew what I was doing.
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>>4028060
>Oh yeah, how the fuck did Chloe mind control Renee? I assumed she was able to control Alabaster because of his implant, but Renee didn't have one.

She didn't. Chloe merely coerced Renee by threatening Vivian's life. Renee acted freely, in the sense that she controlled her own body.
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>I am a Christmas Cake.
>I knew what I was doing.
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>What year are Alex and Gal?

422 ages:

>Cerise: graduated
>Alabaster, Whitney: senior year
>Alex: junior year
>Rose: sophomore year
>Gal, Rose2: freshman year
>Vivian: 8th grade
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>>4029698
>I knew what I was doing
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>tldr: FQ remaster when, if at all? 1/5/10 years?

Maybe some day, but I can't commit to anything right now! I have already thought for quite a while that I would like to rejigger a ton about what I've written, and polish this up into the form of novels... I might do that. But I need to think about it.
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>>4029708
In regards to stabbing herself in the heart, though.
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>>4029721
I would buy copies for everybody I know, whether they wish to know me afterwards or not.
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>>4029698
>Christmas cake
>Knew what I was doing
great OP is trying to make us think he's a girl. Would explain the dialogue and emotional shit though.
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>>4029657

Whitney is older than Alabaster by about 7 months!
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>>4029722
I think you misread something critical, Anonymous-dono. Qiangxiang did the stabbing.
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>>4029721
if you were to make it into novels, would you simply convert the story into novels, or would they be CYOA novels?
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>>4029727
Oh, you're right. I guess I glossed over it because I hated that scene and everything that was happening in it.
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>>4029690
>18. Some comments you made in the previous Q&A seemed to hint that you had further plans for Stasi had we not killed her off when we did. Care to elaborate on that?

Stasi didn't make my "hated characters" list because I see her as just a mercenary for whom a job's a job. She wasn't particularly sadistic or evil, she just didn't have a moral compass. That's informed by her time in the Soviet army and being a medical test subject (she had an experimental implant).

I never developed this much, if at all, but I think of her as having been working towards a double-cross of Mara and others of the Kerimov clan. In any case, she certainly had no special loyalty to them. I think she found Alyosha completely repulsive, ditto Mara herself.

She was a formidable opponent with... if not a deep backstory, then certainly one that I could have had fun delving into. We get just a glimpse with Tyrus putting in her implant. She's been a soldier in Afghanistan, she's done nuclear dealings with North Korea, etc.
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>>4029742
19. Did the Russians ever name their implant line? Besides Dahlia, of course.

20. Did you ever have a clear idea of what Dahlia was actually capable of? Was it truly a second Penelope?
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>>4029742
Well damn, now I really regret voting to kill her. I don't know why, but something about Stasi has/had me pretty fuckin enamored with her.
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>>4029742
You keep making Aloysha seem like the single most evil, cruel character in fuck quest but I never really got that vibe.

Also, why did you make Darkbloom's character sheet so fucked up that it included scaphism and his need for godhood and a hint of other insane, megalomanical degenerate mad man traits if it didn't actually pay off much?
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>I FUCKING KNEW IT! I knew you liked raceplay. Your Unit 731 bantz and racial teasing like 'C'mon Ally, don't you want to breed this Japanese cunt?" were too on the ball. Personally I'd have god damned loved if either of those kinks came up more. The little hints of race stuff was always hot as fuck.

Was it that clear? I did slip just a liiiittle of it in:

>Makoto's heaving, impatient little whines and Whitney's chiding in your ear -- "don't you want to try that ricey pussy?" -- get you to switch.

As for drugged sex, the hentai super-aphrodisiac stuff is fun but I think it's even hotter if they're willingly getting high before fucking you!

>have you found any of the ideas good enough that you'd like to use

I'll be combing through the thread in more detail this weekend and thinking about the format for the OVA. Lots of material to use.

>What parts of the story would you have trimmed and what parts would you have expanded on, now that you've gotten a chance?

Hard to say. If I had to do it all again, I may have completely disincluded Makoto. I would have expanded Sable's role and her interactions with other characters. I would have done more of the corporate day-to-day at DBA and glimpses at how Whitney and the others manage people. There's a scene I left on the cutting room floor of Whitney interacting with a janitor that I'll clean up and post here shortly, as a for instance.

I would have set clearer rules around the Sand Reckoner technology from the outset and hew to them better. I would have expanded the conflict between DBA and Broad Dynamics. I would have expanded the role of the Russians. I would probably cut back some of the subplots that weren't as fruitful like Rose2's yandere hints. I would have done more with the Cerise for congress plot.

>Would you have ever have let us fuck Darkbloom in Cerise's body and mindbroken him with cock if people had been insistent enough?

I don't think so. While it's sexy in theory, I just couldn't do that to Cerise. It would be a violation of her, I think... not in the fun way.

>Were there any ideas or things from the audience that went too far/were too much for you to indulge so you carefully steered away from?

Wellll...

>Did Lady want to fuck Rose or was he just being friendly?

Lady was meant to stoke some fear that I'd go there with either Kay and/or Rose. And while no one ever noticed, or at least mentioned, the source of Lady's avatar -- it ain't wholesome.

But I wasn't ever really going to go there. Although some people did advocate for it.

>What happened to Gustauv and will we see him again?

We saw him in the epilogue! As for the world of 421, he was well away from WW3 and I think he survived.
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>>You've say before that Kay didn't really love Alabaster and just saw him as a convenient fuckbuddy. Is that because we ended up not really spending much time with her? Did some characters that you intially planned to not like Alabaster as much end up actually falling in love with him because of the focus/extra time spent with them? Did you already have an idea of how each harem member would interact with the rest or how far their relationship would develop with Alabaster before you added them in and did that ever change?

I think Kay did love him, just not on a level as powerful as, say, Whitney.

The characters I was surprised by in terms of their chemistry with Alabaster... Gal, Amber, and Chloe all come to mind. They all ended up loving him much more than I envisioned.

For interactions among the harem, tons of it surprised me as things organically developed. I never suspected Noelle/Kay until I tried them out, or Vivian/Amber, or Chloe/Samantha, or Amber/Rose... the list goes on.
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>>4029773
>I don't think so. While it's sexy in theory, I just couldn't do that to Cerise. It would be a violation of her, I think... not in the fun way.
Understandable, but what if his mind was in a woman who we have no emotional attachment to? Mara, for instance?
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I finally got the time to catch up with the full thread and I just want to give you props for all the Alabaster and Rose stuff. I would've never expected Ally to get married at the beginning of season 1, 2, and even 3, if only because of how controversial it would be. But I've got to say that I appreciate that decision even more than I did back then, it really sells Alabaster as a character to me rather than some audience insert and it being with Rose fucking Mallory of all people shows how much he's grown in these last few years. It's completely fine and even healthy for him to have someone he's closer with than other girls, especially when that someone is his wife and almost mother of his child. It doesn't mean that he doesn't love the other girls to bits, not at all, just that he has a special relationship with someone else. I also like Gal and Cerise's relationship for these reasons though to a lesser extent

Their relationship has been one of the best things about this reboot for me, from they're hilarious obsessive bickering to and about each other all the way to them sharing a marital bed and talking about the future together which always puts a smile on my face. These are not things I can imagine Ally doing with anyone else, a uniquely special dynamic that wouldn't have come if you didn't choose to have him marry someone. There was and still is some obvious salt but don't let that get you down, it was one if the best choices in this quest. And having them alone, together at the end of the world just seemed so right for the finale and her continuing to be Ally's confidant in the next iteration was a nice ending (I would've felt really bad if Alabaster had to suffer all that trauma by himself!) and makes imagining how this new start will play out much more interesting

It should also be mentioned that all of this isn't just important for Ally's growth either. It's not like I was a die hard Rosefag before all this (I actually kind of hated her), you made me convert after how she was handled in the reboot. She went from being a bitchy, violent control freak to, well, still all those things but in a way that worked much better with her dynamic with Ally that resulted in her being much more fleshed out as well. I would've never imagined back in season 1 that she would ever have such a special relationship with Alabaster but that just goes to show how far they've both come as people over this series and I'm so glad that that wasn't destroyed in the end by the universe reset. She's been extremely important, in both meta and in story to FQ as a whole

tldr: The ending was beautiful and the perfect culmination of the characters' arcs so don't let obvious salt waifufaggotry get you down. I can say that, for both the marriage and the finale, you definitely made the right decision
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>if you were to make it into novels, would you simply convert the story into novels, or would they be CYOA novels?

They would be normal novels with a Light Novel sheen.
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>>4029828
>>4023405
And with all that said...
I honestly don't care about the lewds, I just want is to see little scenes with everybody, not just the haremites. But, as you can clearly tell, I'm a Rosefag and I feel she always gets a decent amount at the the beginning and a lot at the end of each season but not as much as the others in the middle so to make for this all I would like is it to have some emphasis/end on some meaningful note between Ally and Rose, whether it be them being there for each other through their mutual trauma and talking about the future or something else entirely. I trust you have a plan
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>>4029829
Please tell me you're planning one doing something like this for all of them. What's behind the spoiler tags you fffffffuck.
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>>4029756
>19. Did the Russians ever name their implant line? Besides Dahlia, of course.

Rusalka. I had intended to include this somewhere but never did.

>20. Did you ever have a clear idea of what Dahlia was actually capable of? Was it truly a second Penelope?

Dahlia was loaded with a slapdash version of Diogenes. It gave Mara immense powers such as the superhuman ability to dodge bullets, and the ability to wield some level of control over Sand Reckoner based technologies, evinced by her control of the SMATTERS units. She could see that Amber was Camelia, and would have known Rose2 was "not real", which is almost certainly why we end up later seeing Russian forces trying to apprehend Rose2.

Dahlia could also have supported Sand Reckoner, but we never turned it on. With those together, Diogenes and Sand Reckoner, Mara may have been able to see the location of the lighthouse... and going there find nothing but seawater, since the lighthouse would never show itself to her.

Oh, this discussion also reminds me... Stasi also knew the original Camelia was a redhead. No one caught this:

>September 2, 2018

>"Thank you, Stasi, for everything." Mara shakes her hand. "I trust you to deal with the rest?"

>"Of course. We will cremate the body and dispose of it. And we will yet find the red-headed bitch who killed him, too."

(To be fair, Mara didn't catch it either.)

This was part of the groundwork I was laying to have Stasi potentially go rogue and pursue her own ends. I think she was intending to recover Camelia's corpse and take the implant for herself without letting Mara know.
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>>4029856
I *did* catch that, but I wasn't sure if the date was relevant to our fuckery or not. Mrgrgr.
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>>4029768
>Also, why did you make Darkbloom's character sheet so fucked up that it included scaphism and his need for godhood and a hint of other insane, megalomanical degenerate mad man traits if it didn't actually pay off much?

"Favorite execution method" is a bit of a misnomer. It's more the method of execution most morbidly fascinating to them. Darkbloom, who is phobic of maggots, finds scaphism especially horrible to contemplate, but for that reason, it's also transfixing. I imagine he imagines that it's the best proof of man's barbarity.

His ideal job being "God" is kind of a joke. I should have put something real... then again, he is a bit of a megalomaniac.

I'd argue his arc did pay off. He was a megalomaniacal, degenerate madman who got brought to heel after his sins caught up to him, and died pitifully. This happens in real life. Many such cases!
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>>4029857
IIRC there were a couple, brief conversations about the implants where Stasi's got brought up, as well as her remembering. Mostly after it was revealed Tyrus decided to plug and play with her eyespy.
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>what if his mind was in a woman who we have no emotional attachment to? Mara, for instance?

That's all sorts of deliciously fucked up, but I dunno. I'm still of two minds about it. I have no love for Darkbloom, obviously, but I'm not sure what to think of mindbroken cumslut Bitchbloom.
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>Please tell me you're planning one doing something like this for all of them.

Maybe!

>What's behind the spoiler tags you fffffffuck.

Wouldn't you like to know~
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>>4029865
>:T
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>>4028455
Thanks anon!
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>>4029828
Thanks for the kind words!

I feel very good about how I ended Alabaster's arc with most of the girls, including Rose.

I think I made most of my storytelling decisions for the betterment of the narrative and without personal biases interfering with my judgment. When some girls were getting the shaft in the bad way, I tried to give them more prominence... but it was inevitable that some of the girls would be closer or not with Alabaster himself.

Having at least one girl there with Alabaster at "the end of the world" (in more ways than one -- they were at the literal end of the world) I agree was a pretty strikingly beautiful and sort of haunting setpiece. It's something that will stick with me. It didn't have to be Rose -- your choices led to that just as much as my plotting -- but it fits, and overall, it's kinda sweet that as jealous as she always was, she's going to end up becoming a kind of shepherd for the harem in 422 like Alabaster will also be.
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>>4029932
God, Ally needs to put another baby inside her soon
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>>4029943
twins, one with red hair, one with blue hair
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>>4029856
>Mara may have been able to see the location of the lighthouse... and going there find nothing but seawater, since the lighthouse would never show itself to her.

Man, I could imagine a scene where is happens and Mara just completely loses her shit, just goes a full on insane rant that makes no sense at all.
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>>4029641
>Remember that Mom's top tag is impregnation and that she's utterly degenerate as far as trying to get Ally to knock up as many girls as he can. She of course would want to join the fun!

Surely that just speaks to the quality of her character. She wouldn't force a girl to do something she wouldn't be willing do herself!

AU scene where Scarlett has her darling boy Alabaster rape Mara at her behest to turn her into a cum drunk broodmother to give her adorable grandchildren. (Vivian is such a darling child, after all.)
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>>4019973
Kinda sad I missed the live version of this, but at least I still get to say it in thread: thanks for everything, OP. This has been a blast that I'm proud to have been part of.
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>>4029557
Does Sam know? Or is she just being hot in dialog.
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It means a lot to me that you're here regardless. I don't have many readers, but the ones I do have seem very dedicated, and I wouldn't trade it for anything. Thanks for sticking with this wild ride to the end!

>>4030016
She knows. I was going to have her mention it, offhandedly -- not showing any sadness outwardly, but Ally sensing that it upsets her. And of course trying to cheer her.
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>>4029660
I'm sorry anon but he's just so fun to make fun of. He's been sperging for weeks nonstop, he's just asking for it. Just look this obvious and desperate samefagging about taking Whitney to stupid ass prom:
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>>4028752
It's incredibly embarrassing, especially lines like
>It’s kind of bullshit that Rose got the benefit of author favoritism which he now completely admits to only after the main series is over and it’s too late to call him out. He owes us this.
>He owes us this.
Like, really? He "owes" them this because Alabaster didn't choose his waifu? The fucking entitlement is unreal, nobody else is acting like this
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>>4030141
i never said i was owed whitney at prom
just that i wanted it
>>4028564
which if you're not braindead you'll be able to see was in response to a post where OP asked what we wanted to see.
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>>4029742

>I never developed this much, if at all, but I think of her as having been working towards a double-cross of Mara and others of the Kerimov clan. In any case, she certainly had no special loyalty to them. I think she found Alyosha completely repulsive, ditto Mara herself.

If Stasi had survived up until near the end, what would either Mara or Aloysha have to do before she would either decide to throw in the towel and walk away from their fucked up circus or put a bullet between their eyes?

>She's been a soldier in Afghanistan

Huh... interesting. Could Kay and Stasi have possibly found some common ground in their shared experiences of Afghanistan? Or would there be too large a divide between the Soviet and US experiences of Afghanistan for that to occur?
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>>4030041
I'm just sad I missed so much. If I had known this was alive again, I would have followed you week after week, but as it is, I just got here for the goodbyes. Feels fucking bad.

That being said, participating in s1 remains the highlight of my tenure on this mootforsaken site. I am really happy you got to finish this. You're the best.

If I start calling my kids after characters from this quest, I'm sorry.
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Questions for OP:

1. I take it we are to assume Alabaster smothered Cerise with that pillow. What did Chloe do with the body after leaving in the ship?

2. Can you elaborate on the fates of any other characters in the 421 universe who we never saw confirmation about?

3. Any jokes, callbacks or references you’re mad we missed?

4. Would you ever consider a scene where Alabaster bottoms to Alex?

5. Does the universe exist only for Alabaster’s sake or is Sand Reckoner trying to optimize it for everyone? If the former, what makes Alabaster so special?

5. How does Sand Reckoner operate in a world like Ye Olde Fuck Quest where there is no such thing as computers? Magic?

6. Will you ever update the chart? And would you ever consider doing a “character interview” like https://thewritingkylie.com/blog/get-to-know-your-characters-with-character-interviews-115-questions (many templates exist?) I know it’s a lot to ask but it would be so intriguing!

7. If you novelized the story, would you sell it? Try to publish it? Patreon? What?

8. Can you reveal any other story ideas you’re playing with aside from FQ?

9. Who are your writing heroes? What famous authors do you dislike?

10. Did Alex’s foster parent he mentioned molest him and can you please answer no even if it’s yes so I’m not sad?
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>>4030162
Anon, if you really think anybody here with eyes and a brain couldn't tell the obvious samefagging just by looking then I don't know what to tell you. And saying to let Whitney "win" the OVA is also stupid. That's just giving one girl pity points, the already most frequently mentioned girl at that
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>>4029660
>He's acts like a cunt because he wants to fuck
Makes a surprising amount of sense.
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Don't mind me, just posting an auspicious sign of the 422 timeline.
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>>4030553
In a world full of newly auspicious signs (seriously, my life's done a fucking 180 since we hopped), this is the least auspicious of all.
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>>4030553
Based
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Well I wasn’t hear for most of it and I didn’t even see it all the way trough, but you got something here op, I can’t wait for what you do next but until then... see ya, space cowboy https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J4lNGz-2TaQ
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>>4030522
Oi fuck you nigga I want Whitney at Prom too. I like the idea of her not having to chase for once and be chased; it's never happened.

We'll force her and bully her into a super sexy girly dress, it'll be hot as FUCK
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>>4031009
Chadbaster is gonna be so great.
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>>4030314

ALL THESE NAMES ARE YOURS - EXCEPT BOYD.

ATTEMPT NO NAMESAKES THERE.
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>>4031251
B0yd
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You know, the way this all ended up playing out turned out to be eerily similar to how rewrite's setting was. I know I asked OP before if he played it and he said he hasn't, but man, it's wild how similar they are.
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>1. I take it we are to assume Alabaster smothered Cerise with that pillow. What did Chloe do with the body after leaving in the ship?

Chloe would have buried Cerise at sea.

>2. Can you elaborate on the fates of any other characters in the 421 universe who we never saw confirmation about?

I don't think there are any other major characters whose fates have gone unrevealed.

Oh, I guess Fazil: he would have been as all right as possible in a post-WW3 world.

>3. Any jokes, callbacks or references you’re mad we missed?

Every time this question comes up, I forget the stuff you guys have let slip! There's a ton. Let me think back through recent posts...

There's a bunch of Mili references peppered into the past couple episodes and I've only really seen one pointed out, the most obvious one, which is Alex's line of code.

Kay saying "did your implant make you loopy" is deliberate wordplay.

Samantha working in a bike shop is an obvious joke about her being the community bicycle herself.

Kay's scene mentioning that she once envisioned reporters saying "what a scoop!" is a callback to her insulting Charlotte for supposedly envisioning the same thing.

When Rose and Alabaster admit to cheating in the StuCo election, their stated methods of cheating are vice-versa from how their analogues are frequently accused of cheating. Alabaster forged votes/voted multiple times. Rose changed votes and suppressed votes.

Kay keeping Guy in her purse is a callback to her insistence that she's not a neurotic Dog Mommy who goes around with her yippy little toy breed in her purse.

I could keep going. Pretty much every episode is interwoven with dozens of little self references, jokes, and callbacks. I assume a lot of these actually are getting noticed, but people just don't talk about them since there's nothing really in them to talk about. So when stuff goes unmentioned, it doesn't make me mad!

>4. Would you ever consider a scene where Alabaster bottoms to Alex?

I dunno. I primarily write smut scenes that interest me personally. And the idea of Alex topping Alabaster just isn't really alluring to me. Not because I'm intrinsically somehow against it on principle, it just doesn't turn me on. I think maybe the most I'd want to go with them is a 69.

It's true to character, too. Alex likes getting fucked like a girl in the end. And Alabaster likes fucking him like one.
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>5. Does the universe exist only for Alabaster’s sake or is Sand Reckoner trying to optimize it for everyone? If the former, what makes Alabaster so special?

This is a really hard question to pin down. I had some exposition from the Optimizing Parameter regarding her origin and relationship to Alabaster, but I left it on the cutting room floor because I didn't want to make it canon. That would have explained this definitively in favor of "the universe exists for Alabaster's sake." But in the end, that's a pretty solipsistic universe.

I see a couple distinct possibilities.

1. The Optimizing Parameter is trying to produce the most optimal universe for the highest number of people at the same time, and Alabaster just has a unique opportunity for optimizations.

2. The Optimizing Parameter is trying to create the best possible universe for one individual or group of individuals, then, once finding it, she moves to another, until she has found the best universe for every possible human to ever exist.

The truth could be either of those things... or another version of your own imagining. I'm leaving a lot of Fuck Quest's metaphysics unanswered because it's more fun that way, in my opinion.

>5. How does Sand Reckoner operate in a world like Ye Olde Fuck Quest where there is no such thing as computers? Magic?

The Optimizing Parameter does not exist from the beginning of the new universe. She seeds each next universe with initial conditions that will also bring her back into existence. So in Ye Olde Fucke Queste, she may not exist yet, despite having set conditions for Alabaster's life in that timeframe.

Magic is another possible explanation -- maybe the Optimizing Parameter doesn't always need to be a technological entity. Or maybe the "magic" of YOFQ is just advanced technology that the medieval people of that world mistake for magic!

>6. Will you ever update the chart? And would you ever consider doing a “character interview” like https://thewritingkylie.com/blog/get-to-know-your-characters-with-character-interviews-115-questions (many templates exist?) I know it’s a lot to ask but it would be so intriguing!

What kind of stuff would you guys like to see on THE CHART?

As for the character interview, I've seen these types of things before! It would be fun to do one. I just might!
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Alright, I just remembered something that bothered me for a while, but I never mentioned it. Am I the only sicko who got a vibe from Lady and Rose? I could swear OP once said bestiality was verboten, but I always got that vibe in scenes where the two were together.
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>>4031975
I think your mind might just be corrupted beyond repair, anon.
Nothing we can fault you for, considering the nearly two year long gauntlet of indecency we all just ran through.

God, it's been fun.
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>7. If you novelized the story, would you sell it? Try to publish it? Patreon? What?

I have no idea! I've only deeply considered doing something more with it as I approached the end. I'm uncomfortable doing stuff like Patreon, and no reputable publisher would let this kind of stuff on their platform, so I have no clue how I'd put it out in the world.

>8. Can you reveal any other story ideas you’re playing with aside from FQ?

Let's talk after the OVA.

>9. Who are your writing heroes? What famous authors do you dislike?

David Foster Wallace's love for and interest in people of all walks of life has always been a joy, and his maximalist prose style influences me a lot. You don't see it in my writing for FQ because I'm constantly under a time pressure and working by improv, but my "real" writing, that is, the stuff I have time to myself to sit down and edit for hours per paragraph, strives for a somewhat similar style.

Other writing heroes include Melville, Nabokov, Murakami, Kafka, Eco, Vonnegut, Camus, Pynchon, PK Dick, and Cormac McCarthy. Just to name a few.

Writers I detest include Johnathan Franzen, Shirley Jackson, O Henry, Palhniuk.

>10. Did Alex’s foster parent he mentioned molest him and can you please answer no even if it’s yes so I’m not sad?

I honestly would say no. The guy who took Alex in was a nebbishy middle manager type. I think the worst he probably did was creep on Alex hardcore, but never did anything to cross the line into actual sexual assault. That's how I read the situation, anyway.
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See >>4029773
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>>4032011
>And while no one ever noticed, or at least mentioned, the source of Lady's avatar -- it ain't wholesome.
This was an enlightening discovery
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>>4031925
>When Rose and Alabaster admit to cheating in the StuCo election, their stated methods of cheating are vice-versa from how their analogues are frequently accused of cheating. Alabaster forged votes/voted multiple times. Rose changed votes and suppressed votes.

I didn't pick up on that myself, but Alexfag pointed it out to me in our PMs, so it at least got through to one reader!

Thanks for getting me into Mili btw. It's basically all I've been listening to for the past few weeks. I recall you saying the song Camelia was particularly fitting for Amber's character arc, but remind me - did the song inspire any aspects of her character directly, or was it just coincidential?
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>>4032010
>my "real" writing, that is, the stuff I have time to myself to sit down and edit for hours per paragraph, strives for a somewhat similar style.
If you don't mind me asking, what kind of stuff do you consider your real writing? Are you writing a novel? (No need to go into specifics, obviously)
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>>4032010
>no reputable publisher would let this kind of stuff on their platform, so I have no clue how I'd put it out in the world.
I am pretty sure Amazon has allowed worse
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Wtf happened to the archives?
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>>4032405
Will hopefully be back up soon. Otherwise, we have a wonderful screenshot Anon here that has all the files downloadable up to the first half of the current thread:

>>4018557

(Thank you for staying on top of that, Anonymous-dono. Do you have an eta on the final version or are you waiting on the OVA?)
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>>4032477
Oh god bless, thanks anon
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Thank the other guy, I merely pointed the way.
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I don't mean FQ is "not real" in the sense that I'd disown it or that it isn't something I care about. I only mean that in the sense that I edit and polish it very, very little before putting it up, and pump it out at a much faster pace than the stuff I'm not posting publicly.

I can't post anything from serious projects that I'd like to do things with, for obvious reasons, but here's a character description I found in a random file, to give you a flavor of my normal prose stylism.

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Ann-Marie has a layer of subcutaneous fat in her forehead. It covers the entire breadth of the forehead from eye to eye and hairline to brow, distending the skin and making the dermis horrendously greasy. It looks like a buboe ready to burst, or maybe the aftermath of her skull shattering and her brain oozing into the void. This layer of fat has no obvious proximate cause, as in e.g. morbid obesity, unfortunate birth defect, encephalitis, or botched cosmetic surgery, so that all the specialists she has consulted remain capital-B Baffled. This layer of fat weighs more than a pound and sort of hangs over her brow, sagging under its own mass. Imagine a forehead with a beer gut; you'll get the idea. The overall effect of this sagging is to give her a cavewomanish mien, which isn't exactly helping matters. The layer of fat appeared when Ann-Marie was 13, which any woman who has gone through the tribulations of puberty will tell you is spectacularly bad timing, with all the pressures and incipient neuroses and anxieties about body image, popularity, and attractiveness that attend, + none of the above palliated in any way by the almost primeval viciousness of your teenaged coevals. Not to say there is a good time to suddenly develop a subcutaneous layer of fat in your forehead. But there are worse times, and adolescence has got to top the list. For Ann-Marie, the mental anguish -- and please forgive that phrase, usually so insipid, because in this instance there is honestly no better way of putting it -- the mental anguish of her peers’ cruelty proved too much. She dropped out of school in the 10th grade and became a shut-in.

Ann-Marie's day consists of the following routine, with only occasional deviation. 1. Wake up; 2. lie awake in bed for one to two hours; 3. stagger out of bed; 4. eat a "breakfast pizza," with sausage, artificial egg, bacon, and roasted pepper, a product of the fine folks at Pepperidge Farm; 5. masturbate to truly appalling images on her computer; 6. watch anime on her computer; 7. see item 5.; 8. ibid.; 9. post about anime on anonymous message boards; 10. naptime; 11. eat an entire family-sized bag of Lay's potato chips, sour cream & onion flavor + a 2 liter bottle of wild cherry Pepsi; 11. see item 5.; 12. more time on anonymous message boards; 13. sleep for twelve to thirteen hours. 14. go to 1.
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(cont'd)

Ann-Marie’s growth does not entitle her to Social Security disability benefits, since (per the Social Security Act), it does not prevent her from performing the substantial gainful activity required to make a living, nor does it impact her field of vision or her mental acuity, nor has any analysis indicated any sort of malignance or degenerative bent to the thing. It’s just this lump of fat that won’t go away. Surgery is out of the question for financial reasons, since Badger Care, her state-funded HMO, considers the procedure cosmetic and therefore will not pay a dime. A paroxysm of desperation once led Ann-Marie, aged 16, to attempt siphoning the adipose herself using a razorblade and turkey baster, with predictably disastrous results. After losing over a pint of blood and spending the next five days in the hospital under suicide watch (this being the height of the zero tolerance era and a culture of just generally distrusting our youth to learn lessons from mistakes except by putting them through a bureaucratic sausage grinder so massive and inhuman it would have made Kafka shudder), all she had to show for her trouble was a trapezoidal scar on the lower-left side of her growth. The suicide watch turned out to have been probably a good thing in retrospect because Ann-Marie also became convinced that her meddling had somehow caused the thing to grow, despite assurances from her primary care physician that it appeared to be “roughly the same size” (a spectacularly poor choice of wording, granted); and this conviction, like those of teenage girls who think shaving their legs leads to a Hydra-like multiplying and thickening of the pubey hair there, persisted in spite of all evidence to the contrary.
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>>4032584
Poor Ann-Marie.
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>>4032582
>>4032584
ewwwww

Also sad.
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>>4032604
I write by free association, so here's a sort of similar character from the same file who you might feel less sympathy for.

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Tom Stanton has eyes deep-set in their sockets, as if they've been half swallowed by the fat of his face. His features are soft. Weak. As if carved from Play-Doh. Beady little half-sunk eyes and a dumpy misshapen fivehead and a chin that becomes a neck the way a heap becomes a pile, you can't tell exactly when. He licks his lips every twelve seconds or so. It's disgusting.

What he does is, he hides your money. And he's good at it indeed. He can shuffle around checking accounts and Roth 401(k)s and dividends on investment farms &c, so that come April 15th you don't owe anything at all, or maybe Uncle Sam even has an outstanding debt or two with /you/, maybe you even qualify for food stamps and housing assistance, like so many hard-up billionaires these days. And this shell game he plays with your money, it isn't /illegal/, technically, but it isn't technically legal either, rather greyly extra-legal or /supra/-legal, as he likes to say -- well in any case no jury in the country would convict, and that's what counts.

He leaves his Manhattan condominium now, like all days, at precisely 8:00 AM. See him turn out his lights, once twice three times, like he thinks the first two times won't take. See him lock his door and try the handle, once twice three times, just to make extra sure. See him wait for the elevator, pressing the call button once twice-- you get the picture.

He insists that he's just "very particular."

Of course being "very particular" is why he's so good at what he does. It helps him keep track of his dozens of clients' hundreds of offshore accounts in Vanuatu, Nauru, Fiji. It helps him wade through brick after brick of legislation -- gives him the almost perverse ability to /enjoy/ it -- and the acuity to zero in on every loophole. He's a genius, it can't be disputed. A bona fide savant. He could be out finding solutions to unsolved problems in algebraic topology or non-Abelian group theory or whatever. But this is what he does. He shuttles between his nice little condo in SoHo and his nice little office on the upper east side and he helps the rich evade the law, day in and day out, without breaks for federal holidays or vacations, and every day at 3:15 PM precisely he eats lo mein from Chang's, with one two three packets of onions sauce. This is is his life and if it changed in even the smallest detail he would go fucking bonkers.

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Anyway that's enough of my non FQ writing.
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>>4032616
>onions sauce
Every time
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>>4032616
Any tips for wannabe writers? I procrastinate far too much and I never got far into writing any fiction.

Except my quest maybe, but I don't like the quality of the finished product really.
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I can't pretend to be knowledgeable or a good source of tips. This smut quest is the only longterm project I've ever seen through to its end.

My best advice for writing, though, if I had to summarize what I do...

1. Steal shamelessly (but don't plagiarize)
2. Let your characters talk, don't put words in their mouth or hew too closely to your plan for the conversation.
3. Trust your audience, don't state the obvious. If someone goes to the window, you don't need to add that they look out. That's what you do at a window.
4. Try to be invisible. Your writing isn't impressive because you, the author, are smart.
5. Don't be too constrained by Strunk and White. Play with language. You're not writing for a newspaper.
6. Love people. And put your characters first above plot and worldbuilding. Those things don't matter if you've got no one interesting to populate the world with.
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>>4032616
Tom feels like a more competent version of the Russian guy (Lev?) that Alex had wrapped in his finger.
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>>4032582
>>4032584
Fuckin hell. I want to believe things turn out alright for her but I can't really see how they could.
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>>4029609
>Remember you always got INTP and it fit
>do the test again after years
>INFP

what
why
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>>4033222
Because Myers-Briggs is as real as 421 Rose2
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>>4033270
Tell that to my professors.
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>>4033273
>academics
It's going to be a long week.
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>>4033270
But the change actually makes sense to me in how I changed between being a scorned hateful shut-in in middle school an what I feel I am now, at 22
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>>4032118
>I recall you saying the song Camelia was particularly fitting for Amber's character arc, but remind me - did the song inspire any aspects of her character directly, or was it just coincidential?

No, I had planned most basic aspects of Camelia's character and backstory before stumbling on the song. I looked up world.execute(me); on youtube in preparation for the reboot, thinking it would be a good OP song, and Camelia was in the related videos (the music video had just released days prior iirc). Very fortuitous! Of course, she was named for the song, but that's about it.

This is neither here nor there, but I think Bathtub Mermaid rivals Camelia in terms of fitting character songs. The lyrics, music, and general vibe of the song are absolutely perfect for Chloe. Again, I had planned most aspects of Chloe before I revisited it and thought of it being good for her!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-n-iqXTztVQ
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>>4033751
What's your favorite Mili song, OP?
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>>4034020

Camelia, I'd say.

Followed by Ga1ahad and Scientific Witchery, world.execute(me);, Rubber Human, Bathtub Mermaid, and With a Billion Worldful of <3
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>>4032023
What's the source for Lady's avatar? Looked all over reverse image searches and couldn't find it.
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>>4029863
C'mon OP, you're telling us you don't find it hot to keep turning David on and off so he and Mara each take turns getting stuffed over and over again, drooling and trying to resist but completely unable to because every time they can try to form a coherent thought they switch so it's just unending mind bending pleasure mixed with black nothingness? I don't believe it.
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>>4025774
>Rose2 and Chloe never interacted
An actual crime
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Ok, here's what didn't get cleared from my whiteboard.

CERISE:
>Lewd
Jerking Ally off with an onahole

Scissoring and sharing a double dildo with Whitney

>Plot/Character Detail
Gal teachers her hacking

>Dialogue
"Maybe David Darkbloom rubbed off on me. Living that long with another consciousness in your head is bound to leave a mark, right?"

WHITNEY:
>Lewd
Titjob but... there's not much there (team up with Kay?)

>Plot/Character Detail
Inadvertently joins the #FreeJared movement "They told me he was innocent! Why wouldn't I tweet in support of freeing an innocent man!"

ROSE:
>Lewd
True femdom scene, Ally doesn't win (no pegging though)

>Plot/Character Detail
Chinese characters keep calling her "the tradwife"

>Dialogue
Apperance on TV "fake news. That's absolutely fake news--"

"It's unforgivable to play on easy mode."
"I -- tch. Don't quote Touhou memes to me, Rose. You know it creeps me out."

Rose2, using either forefinger to press the sides of Rose's cheek into a smile: "Let's turn that frown upside down!"
Rose (voice muffled, still being forced to smile): "I'm going to murder you."

AMBER:
>Lewd
Amber and Kay - interesting combo to explore

Experimenting with anal masturbation/rimming with Vivian

>Plot/Character Detail
Fist fight with Auburn

Starts a Nazbol club at North High

>Dialogue
Regarding Auburn: "Very low SMV. The lowest."

"Oh, sure. You destroyed her with facts and logic."

(Regarding Gal/Ally): "Gross. You're skeletons. You two fucking would sound like a Gamecube controller at a Smash Bros tournament."

"I'm not surprised Rose married you. Liberals jump into bed with the right at the first excuse. It's what makes them such useful idiots."
"I don't know how to interpret that."
"Sure you don't."

VIVIAN:
>Lewd
Standing sex - holding her by the thighs

Wearing cummy panties all day at work

Fumbling femdom MUST DO

>Plot/Character Detail
Booster seat at a congressional hearing

Tells Alabaster that David really did kill his parents

Flashback to witnessing David's death

>Dialogue
"The world turns on the decisions we make. So let us pray we make the right ones."

"I have allowed my heart to be consumed by hated... it feels quite good. I inherited that from my mother -- and that little genetic gift, will kill her..."

GAL
>Lewd
Spitting on her face / girls taking turns to help

>Plot/Character Detail
Wins an argument against Armstrong

Toking up with Nelson... Armstrong mocks them

Playing ITAOTS in her office... Nelson praises her taste
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>>4035832
>Whitney titjob
heh

>"Gross. You're skeletons. You two fucking would sound like a Gamecube controller at a Smash Bros tournament."
I'm dead. I'm actually dead. I have deceased. I am an ex-poster.

>Vivian
>Fumbling femdom MUST DO
*cough*

>"The world turns on the decisions we make. So let us pray we make the right ones."
GEE, GUYS.

>GAL
>Playing ITAOTS in her office... Nelson praises her taste

Nelson jamming out to I LOVE YOU JESUS CHRIIIIST would send me into conniptions.
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RENEE:
>Lewd
Alex eating/rimming her to sleep

>Plot/Character Detail
Playing word games with Alex

Eskimo kissing with Alex

>Dialogue
"Stop being so goddamn... persnickety about everything!"

ALEX:
>Lewd
Solo scene with Ally - tearful makeup sex

>Plot/Character Detail
Smoke cigarettes with Renee in their cell

Alex's parents visit while he's in captivity

>Dialogue
To Renee: "Maybe you should have been my role model. Maybe I wouldn't be here today."
"I'm no one's role model."

[As you can tell, most of what didn't get cleared for Renee and Alex was material dating to their time in Vail.]

KAY:
>Lewd
Wears a vibrating egg to a TV interview

Gets a sex swing installed in her office

>Plot/Character Detail
Accidentally hits Rose with her car


ROSE2:
>Lewd
Ice play

Tail buttplug/petplay

>Plot/Character Detail
Amber tells Charlotte that Rose2 once answered "dinosaur" for "what do you want to be when you grow up."
Charlotte: "That's not so bad. Lots of young children have fantastical daydreams--"
Amber: "She was in seventh grade."

Trains in firearms and "ka-ra-te"

>Dialogue
"Ally-kun, denwa!"

"Always the megablocks, never the Legos..."
Nelson: "Uh, actually, the plural is just Lego. ... Sorry."

CHARLOTTE:
>Lewd
Gentle momdom? Some light bondage and soothing words

"Instructing" Rose and Ally

>Plot/Character Detail
Saul and/or Charlotte show up to work one day with unexplained and poorly concealed black eyes

Walking in on her rapping along to Tupac, "hard R and all"

Flashback to reunion with Mom

>Dialogue
"He strikes me as... how should I put this -- a low-T individual."

(About Rose): "Every plan she's ever hatched, eventually succeeds... if she's plotting against you, look out."

MOM:
>Lewd
Walks in on Amber/Vivian

Revenge on Charlotte -- making Rose "prove" she can satisfy her son

>Plot/Character Detail
Has a meme calendar

Kills an intruder trying to get into Amber's room

Bakes for a major press junket @ DBA, with predictable results

>Dialogue
"I didn't intend to raise a Bolshevik..."

(On that note, here's a dialogue post-it I just realized I dropped on the ground, for Amber): "There are decades when nothing happens, and weeks when decades happen. Lenin said that."
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>>4035849
>those renee and alex scenes that never happened
This is actually criminal. That oral scene would have been so fucking good
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>>4035849
>Alex's parents visit while he's in captivity
Big oof. What was the plan here?

>Accidentally hits Rose with her car?
Still there, huh?


>[Mom] kills and intruder trying to get into Amber's room
Gonna assume a russian?
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NOELLE:
>Lewd
"Can we try the mating press?"

Dribbles baby oil on Alabaster's dick with her mouth -- then sucks him off

>Plot/Character Detail
Poisoning Hugh
[note: the honeypot to get Sable's notes was originally supposed to involve her poisoning him to death]

Ally discovers her top tag is vanilla

>Dialogue
"Sorry. I forgot your whore wife was going to be here."

ALLY
>Dialogue
(On Rose2): "She's Whitney's Whitney."

"One night in Boise and the world's your oyster..."

OTHERS
>Plot/Character Detail
Hank from quiz bowl shows up - wheelchair bound following his accident in Boise, but still "just Hank." Lives in Boise now, "I learned to like it there."

Saul is super into Animal Crossing

Auburn's "I'm with Her" bumper sticker

>Dialogue
Nelson: "Rumor is that he's got an improbably large penis... 3 standard deviations or more."

Stackleford: "I've been into bimbofication recently -- where are you going?"

Armstrong: "Oh, that's great. I have to carry water for an accidental Maoist. Just what I wanted."

Saul, on Armstrong: "Yeah, we used to be adversaries. Tag-teaming a slutty bunny tends to make people see past their differences."

Amber calls either Auburn or Rose, "feminist cringe compilation #421"
[not sure why this is under the "others" section]

.
.
.
And that's it! I had a good clear rate this season.
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>>4035867
>poisoning Hugh
Whoa, hardcore.

>that Stackleford quote
This is even funnier to me because I know your secret, Anonymous-dono

>Saul, on Armstrong: "Yeah, we used to be adversaries. Tag-teaming a slutty bunny tends to make people see past their differences."

Hell of a Bachelor party. Through dick, unity.
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Pulling the post-it notes with the girls' names on them off the now otherwise-blank whiteboard was a really ennui inducing moment just now.

>>4034966
Dmitrys.

>>4035072
Anon pls.

>>4035811
I agree. I wanted to bounce them off each other.

>>4035858
>>Accidentally hits Rose with her car?
>Still there, huh?
It's just a really funny image to me! Surprised you remember it was also on the S2 board.

>>[Mom] kills and intruder trying to get into Amber's room
>Gonna assume a russian?
Wasn't sure who it might be. I just envisioned a scene like that where she has to kill to protect Amber.
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>>4035832
>Whitney/Kay titjob attempt
Woof...
>>4035849
I knew Vail was a bunch of missed opportunities, but damn.
>Those entire Charlotte & Scarlett sections
Muh.
>>4035867
>"Can we try the mating press?"
>Ally discovers her top tag is vanilla
I now better understand why she climbed so high.

>>4035875
>spoiler
Ah hah ha.
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>>4035891
>Pulling the post-it notes with the girls' names on them off the now otherwise-blank whiteboard was a really ennui inducing moment just now.

They'll live in through all of us. You did good, OP. ;_;7
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>>4035867
>Noelle
OP stop you're about to make me bump one of the original six down a spot
>>4035849
>Ice play
>Gentle momdom
Yes please
>>4035832
>Fumbling femdom MUST DO
You've been sitting on it for years OP, just go for it
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>>4035832
>True femdom scene, Ally doesn't win (no pegging though)
Not a big fan of femdom personally but I'm genuinely surprised we never got this. One of my favorite running jokes this season was making fun of Alabaster for being whipped after getting married

>Booster seat at a congressional hearing
Adorable

>>4035849
>"Ally-kun, denwa!"
Kek

>"Instructing" Rose and Ally
>Revenge on Charlotte -- making Rose "prove" she can satisfy her son
Wish we got these
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>>4035922
>>Fumbling femdom MUST DO
>You've been sitting on it for years OP, just go for it

There's still time.

>>4035940
>>True femdom scene, Ally doesn't win (no pegging though)
>Not a big fan of femdom personally but I'm genuinely surprised we never got this.

It likely would have looked quite a bit like the femdom scene we got with Renee. Maybe just a tad rougher for Ally, and with some more of Rose's peculiar tastes in the mix.

>>"Instructing" Rose and Ally
>>Revenge on Charlotte -- making Rose "prove" she can satisfy her son
>Wish we got these

Me too.

Ditto the ice play with Rose2. Just imagine putting an ice cube in each of her lower holes and watching her squirm!
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>>4035891
Thanks for the sauce, couldn't recognize the artwork at all!
I have a small request for the OVA, one that's been in my mind ever since it was introduced as a meme.
I want Amber to show us her commie/nazi/nazbol t-shirt collection! I really want to!
She may be a parody, but I really resonated with her even when she was the main antagonist of sorts.
On that note, I'd like to thank you for writing such a story. Your characterizations are so compelling, and feel so alive, that I dare say rivals the likes of Nabokov, or even Dostoyevsky!
(By the by, was rereading Lolita and slapped myself for not getting Vivian's little nod earlier)
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>>4035849
>Solo scene with Ally - tearful makeup sex
I really wanted this please give.

>Kay wearing an egg in a TV interview Alabaster is watching.
>Sex swing.
PLEASE

>Rose 2 Petplay
PLEAAAAASE
>Always the megablox, never the legos
AAAAAAAAA

>All that Charlotte stuff
Amazing.

>>4035867
Saul, on Armstrong: "Yeah, we used to be adversaries. Tag-teaming a slutty bunny tends to make people see past their differences."
Amazing.

Noelle stuff is cute.

I really like the plot details stuff. Can some of this be in the OVA along with what we've already requested?

>>4035891
Give in OP. Gives us the scene where Mara with Darkbloom in her wakes up in the rumpus room and everyone in the house has a domination competition on the two of them. We can see Rose critique how Ally doms followed by Saul and Charlotte do it and let Amber strut her stuff.
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>>4031925
What happened to Whitney’s body?

I thought it was so touching that Kay went back to get the pets (Smatters included) but that means she dealt with Whitney’s body too, right?
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>>4036087
Amber was the funnest extremist in any media I’ve ever had the pleasure of imagining.
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>>4037105
She wasn’t an extremist, is the funny bit. After all her chest beating she went to live the high life with a bunch of degenerate billionaires in their fuck house. Meanwhile fucking Raisin Brant, archetype of the establishment toady, actually got off his ass and went out on the front lines to start shit/riot against the system. Their last conversation puts a spotlight on it, “neither of us was who we thought”

Chloe’s whole “we are both traitors to our class” speech also rings true here
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>>4037165
Now let's be totally fair, even if 421.421.421.422 Amber wasn't the extremist we all were convinced she was, 421.421.421.421 Camelia sure as fuck was.
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As an add on for the Sable/Whitney meeting, if Sable's still slumming out on a van in the new timeline, she can visit the autoshop club Whitney's in for her mechanical expertise.

Whitney can decide to accept payment lewds.
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>>4037165
This isn't true though. Not only does Amber literally kidnap and torture people, she's the one who organised the raid ON Darkbloom and facilitated it.

She's an example of an extremist who plans a calculated act of sabotage that being a down a system compared to bomb throwing anarchists. If anything it says how incompetent Raisin Brant is that he's a glorified grunt and all his leadership led to was his own people getting shot; they didn't even look for alternate ways to get into the building.
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A week and change later. I can’t believe Fuck Quest is over. I don’t know what to do with my Saturday nights anymore. I’ll miss you fucking fags. I’ll miss our girls even harder.
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>>4038881
I already miss most of you. Let's make the OVA count, everyone. One last big hurrah before it all disappears forever. You fuckers better show up for the Quiz Bowl too, because I plan on winning.
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>>4036760
Kay buried her, probably in the backyard, and with Samantha's help.

There's some missing time here with regards to Kay's whereabouts. The nuclear attacks alluded to in the finale did not happen immediately after Alabaster and Rose fled to Alaska. But I'm not sure what the full timeline, post-ep14, looks like. I think Kay probably stayed in the Nail House for a period of days or weeks, at first grieving, and then deciding on a course of action.

She would have fled to somewhere safe herself, prior to the nuclear attacks (maybe she had somehow received advance notice?) and then returned after the fallout to dig up the implant.

It's in fact plausible that she tracked Rose and Alabaster all the way to Alaska, realized they needed Penelope, then returned to Palo Alto to retrieve it before going back to Alaska a second time... and possibly the nuclear armageddon happened during her first road trip. It seems that she knows to go to Alaska when she finds Penelope in the finale's cold open, so this version of events makes sense too.

>>4037105
>>4037165
>>4037173
>>4038152
Camelia was certainly more of an extremist than Amber, and Auburn was more of an extremist than we are initially given to believe.

I said this after season 3, but I'll reiterate that although Camelia and Amber are the same person, thus sharing some essential traits, their life paths have molded them differently. Since Camelia's life path was more extreme, she became a more extreme version of herself.

>>4038881
>>4038887
Fuck Quest is never over as long as the characters live in you!

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I want to turn the tables on you all and ask a few questions.

1. What were your favorite moments in FQ?

2. What were your least favorite parts (not in the sense of eliciting a negative emotional reaction like Whitney's death, for example, but things you didn't like from a story/character/lewd/etc. perspective)

3. What were some of the parts/lines you found funniest?

4. Is there anything in the story that you feel affected you so deeply that it changed your life's outlook or worldview in some way?

5. What lewds were your favorites? Do you fap to FQ?

6. If you have a favorite girl or girls, were you pleased with the ending they got, or what else would you rather see?
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>>4039206
>1. What were your favorite moments in FQ?
This is gonna sound hokey, but the sense of community that built up around this quest over the years. Between the migrations, the wild theories, the warm waits, the shitposts - it was all beautiful.
As for story moments? Each of the copious climaxes and the culminations of the choices in each of them were superlative. Whitney's inheritance reveal, the weddings, fucking Vail, each of the assaults on DA. Each one was brilliant in their execution.

>2. What were your least favorite parts?
Some of the lulls in season 3 definitely went overly long. I know it's been jawed about on and on already, and I did still love what happened in many of them, but that's what I've got.

>3. What were some of the parts/lines you found funniest?
Amber's incomprehensible politics always tickled me.
The devolution of discourse between Rose and Ally never failed to get a chuckle.
Vivian's ostentatious vocabulary mixed with her general attitude was always a great combination.
Your general sense of wordplay, of course ("My front-end skills leave a lot to be desired, but my back-end skills are second to none!")
I had to absolute gutbusting laughs throughout FQ though - Kay's recording of her interview with Whitney in Season 2, and fucking GONAD. Those are gonna stick with me for a good long while.


>4. Is there anything in the story that you feel affected you so deeply that it changed your life's outlook or worldview in some way?
Golly gee, you really gotta ask this? You in general inspired me, OP-sama. I'm not wasting my life anymore and finally have a future again! You're the Cerise to my Galatea~.


5. What lewds were your favorites? Do you fap to FQ?
Anything Vivian and Amber. Most things Alex.
>image_limit


6. If you have a favorite girl or girls, were you pleased with the ending they got, or what else would you rather see?
I can't wait for Amber to be born! I can't wait to see Vivian and Whitney finally share a childhood together!
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>>4039283
>You're the Cerise to my Galatea~.

d-doushio

>The devolution of discourse between Rose and Ally never failed to get a chuckle.

Funny you mention that, I did find a rare bit of unused prewritten material just today. This was written back in S2, and I never found a place to stick it in. A back-and-forth between Rose and Ally.

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"Says the woman who's been confusing the words 'there,' 'their,' and 'they're' for the entirety of her time as a supposedly literate adult."

"I know the difference between 'there,' 'their,' and 'they're,'" she insists. "I'm not stupid."

"You messed it up literally less than three hours ago."

"Where?"

"In an email. Do you want me to show you?"

"IF that's the case -- IF it is -- then it's just a typo. Typos are easy to make for someone who types at 150 words per minute. That's been measured, by the way, that's my average. So I'm not stupid--"

"I took all their money."

"Wh--"

"Which version of 'their' should go in that sentence?"

"I will not stand here and be patronized. I refuse."

"You don't know. You won't answer because you don't know."

"Oh, fuck you."

"Prove me wrong. You love proving me wrong, so go ahead and do it. Tell me which version goes in that sentence."

"--such a condescending, smug fucking asshole--"

"You don't know. You don't."

"--always have to be the smartest fucking guy in the room, don't you, can't ever--"

"This isn't about me! This is about YOUR adult illiteracy. You can't even--"

"T-H-E-I-R!" She snaps.

Silence swallows the argument.

You squint at her. She squints back -- no tells whatsoever. You swear that you can hear in the background, if only faintly, the Kill Bill siren.

"Lucky guess," you finally allow.

"If you have to tell yourself that," she says with a self-satisfied lilt. But she definitely breathed a little sigh of relief just now.
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>>4039373
Absolutely golden.
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>>4039206
Shit, I'm probably going to fill this with recency bias and nostalgia

1.
Palau, "Alabaster Soliloquy, This is Your Life", Fuck Quest VR, Tennis Day, "Jigglypuff", the alternate Fuck Quests. Not a comprehensive list by any means but I don't want to hit the character limit.

2.
The pegging (but it was pretty funny in retrospect), FQ1 dying, the shift away from SoL (minor but it was rare that I enjoyed the chases and gunfights more than the hijinks), the lower ratio of wholesome lewd to depraved lewd (but I get that it makes sense for this iteration of Alabaster), Renee's death (why did she decide to stab Chloe even though Vivian was still in danger? If she was going to an hero why did she fry Cerise first?)
Fuck I need to cut back on these parentheses

3.
This is like trying to find one needle in a needlestack. You're a funny dude OP, when you were going for laughs you got them. I've been dying since Stackleford first showed up. Just because it was recent(and never coming back), the banter from Fucke Queste was on point.

4.
I can't say it's affected me in such a profound way, but I will say there was something to Fuck Quest that kept it rattling around in my head for years and years in a way only my favorite bits of media do.

5.
Everything Whitney(shoutouts to that one time after Rose first edged Ally in S1). The deredere moments with Rose that contrasted nicely against the usual power struggle. Cerise and the culmination of the chase, both timelines. Renee and the drilling. Kaa-san and Charlotte. Noelle. Kay. Noelle AND Kay. Vivian and her penchant for spiking things. I could go on.
What do you think?

6.
Whitney ended strong, I can't complain. I wish we got to actually see the first interaction considering that her death was the nail in the coffin for the last timeline, but it was fun to finally step inside her mind for a little while.
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>>4039206
>Moments
S2E9-11 are magnificent. Almost every scene in them feels very measured and purposeful, even when the players have control. The tension there is only rivaled by S4E4/5, and even then the level of anxiety isn't quite the same.
Every experience with Boss Whitney is a treasure. DA under her tenure was a magical place.

>Least favorites
Makoto, if only because she didn't really get to flex her muscles all that much. I appreciate the willingness to give her a Fuck Quest of her very own.
There were some times early on in S2 where it seemed like players kept missing some of the major plot hooks. Not purposefully, but the story hitched a few times because of it.

>Funniest
Forgoing Whitney for this. Noelle and Kay's general banter was generally top shelf. Cakes are brutal. The occasional slice-of-life bits between the mothers was a lot of fun too. For as low as she is on my list of favorites, I always looked forward to Vivian announcing her presence. Rose2 being daft is hilarious.

>Outlook or Worldview
You came close once or twice. It was neat to engage in a different way with the thinkers/writers you brought up.
If anything, Whitney being herself helped me a lot more than I can express. Treasure your tomboys.

>Lewds
How is that even fair to ask. Here are the ones that stand out regularly in my mind:
>S1
Whitney and Ally in the locker room.
Mom's masturbation show leading to the kitchen handjob
>S2
A Promise Kept
Vivian!
>S3
Kimochii
Keki
Geez Mister
>[x] Follow Her
Wherever I Go, I Must Also Rape.
Flipping Switches

I could keep going. You really outdid yourself with S3 lewds

>S4
An Off the Record Conversation
Mosto Muscular
Alabaster Has Two Mommies
Dirty Boy
Siscon

No. Never.

>Favorite girls endings
I'm legitimately happy for Charlotte. As much fun as it was for Ally to fuck her, she and Saul have something special.
The cakes, I'm more ambivalent about. I can understand Kay being very aloof, but I really liked the way Noelle and Alabaster developed their dynamic. It was sweet in a different kind of way than just about every other relationship.
I already brought up Makoto. Good luck Makoto, I'm sure you'll find success in whatever you decide to do.
Whitney's hard, and it's become harder with some of the revelations in the Q&A. I appreciate you doing what you did though.
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>>4039469
Addendum, I'm happiest for the ONE TRUE ROSE SOLILOQUY, FIRST OF HER NAME.
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>>4039472
But in 422, she'll be the second of her name! Oh irony of ironies!
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>>4039469
>Whitney's hard, and it's become harder with some of the revelations in the Q&A.

Can you elaborate on what you mean? I'm curious.
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>>4039480
Rose M a pig. A barnyard animal. A Moo-llory if you will.
>>4039489
I don't remember if you directly mentioned the painting in the story somewhere, but the ending brings to mind a sort of inversion of Masaccio's Expulsion. Rose and Ally are brought in rather than cast out, but they still carry with them the weight of scenario 421 and beyond. The world they live in is no longer their own and, by the logic laid out, things can never be the same again. The knowledge that they have is good, but only up to a point. This is true for people, events, etc., and they will spend the rest of their lives wrestling with how to make their desires and reality flush with one another.

Ultimately Rose and Alabaster can come close, but the world and those they love will only ever be approximations of what they remember. With more people making it to the end it might have been easier, hurt a little less for everyone to share the weight, to be able to commiserate a little more, even to reason out what moves ought to be made.

I guess it's a question of if being 'close' to the 'original' article is good enough. Just knowing some of who Alabaster and Rose are at their core suggests that they aren't there yet. And it's probably a long road because the two of them are so similar that they will probably struggle to cover where both of them are weak.. It might take them their whole lives, only to embrace the 'lightness of being' at the start of the next universe like everyone else. Very melancholic, but there is some hope that the seeds they plant now will follow them through the next trillion or so iterations.

The rest of it, you can probably chalk up to personal nostalgia.
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>>4039625
>Masaccio's Expulsion.
I can answer that, actually. Darkbloom had a replica hanging of it in his manor. It's very directly discussed in Season 2, Episode 8.
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>>4039635
There we go, I thought I remembered it being brought up. Beautiful piece.
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>>4039625
Man, I'm up here going "Quest funny tiddy good" and this guy is down here constructing a thesis for the ending based on shared symbolism with a Renaissance painting that showed up a few hundred thousand words ago. I wish I had shown up in time to get this invested.
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>>4039666
You should've been here for the Kabbalistic symbolism!
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>>4039666
Don't feel bad, imagine having to stop and explain to yourself why you're considering fuck quest through a theological lens. It can be pretty awkward.
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>>4039692
Now now, even the Bible has sexy parts. The Song of Solomon probably kept a lot of monks company in bed over the years!

My sexy parts are just more... uh, prominent.

So both are true: quest funny tiddy good, and also, the reverse Expulsion From Eden is quite an apt description of the ending.

>You stand with Darkbloom in his vast dining hall - a high-vaulted, dimly lit and frankly kind of spooky open space of dark wood flooring and grey arched walls - staring at a picture hung in a central location above the oak dining table. You're the only two people here.

>"It's called Expulsion from the Garden of Eden. My favorite piece of art. Masaccio - One of da Vinci's forerunners."

>"Is that real?" You ask. You recognize the painting. It's a pretty famous piece - your years in quiz bowl taught you about it.

>"No. I offered them as much as a billion dollars to cut the fresco off the wall of their little chapel, but in the end I had to settle for a high quality replica. It's one of the only times anyone has ever told me no."

>He looks at you, eyes bright. "I think about this painting all the time. Knowledge wasn't Adam's curse. It was incomplete knowledge. We know only enough to know that we know nothing. Isn't it awful?"
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>>4039714
I'd say Fuck Quest leans more towards Hosea than Song of Solomon. But there's a lot of Mediterranean philosophy, theology, mythology and history tied up in it. Eastern mysticism too, but when you're dealing with European thinkers, especially dipping into metaphysical thought, there's going to be a large amount of overlap.

David continues to impress. He's so absurdly Appalachian in his thinking too. It's great.
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>>4039625
>>4039714
>Alabaster and Rose are this iteration's Adam and Eve but in reverse
Makes a surprising amount of sense
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>>4039206
1. Favorite moments. The shared experience from a meta perspective that has spanned years. From a in story perspective Palau for the delicious slice of life that I crave and Cerise and Gals wedding of emotional rollercoasters.

2. Least favorite parts would be the shoot outs and raids and the shift away from more wholesome vanilla lewds that were few and far between in the reboot... and that switch ended up shifting my opinions on the girls. Whitney and Renee went from being my favorite in season 1 to Cerise and Noelle being my new top dogs because they had more tender interactions made them feel more one dimensional to me. The characters felt more balanced to me in that perspective earlier on yes Whitney wanted to rape everyone but you still got her crying at the cafe or the beach scene in Palau.

3. The banter between all of the characters. Most recently Armstrong was probably my favorite and could get me chuckling every time he graced the story.

4. Nothing that far. But it has been something I’ve always thought about and randomly stumbled on the reboot because I was thinking about the good times in season 1 and posting that faith was our shield in the ghost thread for what seemed like a year.

5. Lightning Round and the Cucumber shed scene with Cerise. Cerise shared shower in S2 (And S1), Getting right into / Sleeping Beauty and Keki for Season 3, One for the road, Chloe gets it and Post Op for the Cerise facesitting!

6. Cerise just got a reset to being Cerise so nothing really changed there. Whitney being able to grow up with Vivian and out of poverty will be amazing. Renee returning to being a teacher definitely checks a box for me always missed that dynamic. And as much as I enjoy Noelle and Kay I much prefer pregnant Noelle and them possibly never meeting in the new timeline is a bummer but that’s up to my imagination to make happen if we don’t get FQ SoL spin off of my dreams.
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>>4039841
To elaborate on 2 I think that comes into needing to separate the plot and the lewds because of Quest. Leaving less room for the character emotions progressing their relationship in the pastebins. Outside of the lewds the characters were deeper and more flawed and real than the original season.
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>>4039206
1. Too many to name since most of it is just banter between characters. Limited to story moments id say:
-Cerise blue eyes reveal with Girl as OST.
-Rose winning the harem
- Saul and Charlotte's time capsule

2. I'm not too big of a fan of the action scenes. Most of them come across as kinda corny. Rose must have murdered dozens of goons but it doesn't really reflect in the other parts of the story. I also didn't like the abundance of Yuri pastebins in season 4.

3.Rose and Ally banter, Armstrong as campaign manager and the anime club in season 1. The pastebins also have some really great punchlines at the end.

4. Maybe not to that extent but i really like it when authors use their medium to amplify the story. Fuck quest definitely showed what a "lowly" medium as a quest thread is capable of.

5. Paint it green is my favourite I'd say. It's memorable, vivid and I can still recall it quite clearly. Camelia's soaphouse is the hottest thing you wrote Imo.
Overall the earlier lewds are better since they have more meaning in the story. The route to conquering a girl usually resulted in the best lewds. When it's just a "lets fuck" scenario it's kinda dull even if the writing is great.

6. I'm a Rose bro and I'm happy with the ending. I quite like the "cop out" we got with her remembering. It might be a bit tropey but it fits and is really wholesome.
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>>4039206
1. Favourite parts: Definitely the end of season 2. Not only was it incredibly dramatic with Darkbloom being snuffed, Carmelia seemingly dying on the mainstream, Darkbloom Analytics under siege and us dying underground before the world was remade but just the pay off the season's long twist that Whitney was actually Darkbloom's kid and what that meant for the story, how it would change everything... It really was the best ending. Season 1 never ended probably, season 3's ending felt very rushed and out of nowhere and like we really didn't have many choices in what happened and by season 4's ending I'd already disengaged because I hadn't cared for the conflict or anyone outside of the harem at all. Reading a conflict where you only care about one side isn't interesting.

2. Definitely how, over time, your antagonists and villains became worse and worse written but also the doldrums that happened towards the end of season 3. Mara started off as a nuanced character who seemed to actually care about Vivian and was jealous of Darkbloom, Darkbloom himself was a powerful and interesting figure in season 2 and Marquis and Tyrus were both excellent.

Then you proceeded to off Marquis, off Darkbloom, make Carmelia heroic and Mara became a cartoon character. From there, a lot of your antagonists just went for 'cheap heat'. Pulling knives, not having any motivation besides greed, having nothing to their characters besides negative elements, never being competent and just relying on well trained mooks. Even a greedy, cruel, sadistic character can be interesting if they have other traits or use these traits in interesting ways but past season 2, you lost that. Even Chloe seizing control and becoming the main villain over Alyosha (who I mean, really, c'mon, he could have been a cardboard cut out with a tape recorder on the back and it would have been the same) felt stupid and unexpected for reasons I've said before.

Oh, season 3 and early season 4 had a lot of drama which was just 'characters not talking to each other', like Whitney disliking Alabaster not trusting her, everything that happened to Alex and stuff like that.

Also, losing Alex sucked because it meant basically no Renee through most of season 4 and she already missed season 2 and was there partially for season 3.

3. Yaoi pose with Alex and Alabaster. I still think about that scene, it's fantastic.
Ken's Unit 731 put down to Chloe.
Armstrong and Nelson, full stop.
The sensitivity training in D.B.A. with Rose and Alabaster.
Teasing Kay for her 10 ten memes that would surprise you listicles and her returning fire.
Mom storming into D.B.A.
Stealing the Volt.
It would be impossible to list a single Whitney moment so any times where you let her just be Whitney (threatening Motoko, the corporate think tanks, beating the shit out of Carmelia, her applying for a job at Darkbloom Analytics, making Armstrong fix a coffee machine)
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>>4039206
>>4040176
The war of the Roses. It really sucked how Rose2 let herself become a secondary character when the bitch cooked things like period cookies, absolutely murdered Rose1 with her tennis ball, dunked on her with the buddy code and even made Rose1 look stupid once or twice. She had a lot more to give but really, she just got diminished increasingly to a side character.
Carmelia's rants about politics and 'Honk if you like the Juche idea' were soooo good.
Oh man, oh man, oh jeez, I almost forgot the scene where Zuck got Zucked by Darkbloom. That was amazing. Everything about it was great. Watching Cuckerberg get stepped on and forced into the mud wwas great.
Overall if I had to give an assessment, for most characters its difficult to point out singular funny moments because they often bounced off each other very well; Saul getting vindication, Galatea and Armstrong, yadda yadda.
I've always found in my own characters that if you want good character dynamics, you need multiple characters that each will approach a problem in a different way and with a different solution. 5 characters, all in a room, that when they face a problem all think their way of handling it is the best and will be forced to explain it to one another while naturally trying to solve it. It's how I remember the writers of Cowboy Bebop talking about how they made dynamic characters that bounce off one another and I'd say you definitely achieved that with most of your characters, especially the harem and the management of Darkbloom Industries.

4. No, not particularly. You got me more interested in Mr. Robot and you've provided an example of how great word-play can be 'front end lacking, back-end second to none' but frankly Fuck Quest flies massively against most of my philosophical viewpoints and life changes so it was never going to deeply affect me.

5. Nuru massage (why the fuck did you not repeat that)
Rose getting raped in season 1
Whitney helping us cuck Rose at the start of season 2
Dates with Renee in season 1 and 3
Alex's first time sucking our cock. In fact, nearly every Alex scene was amazing; I've a huge weakness for him as a character, he's spectacular and also super lewd.
Amber's Tea Party with Vivian. Anytime Amber starts playing up the ageplay angle with Alabaster.
Fucking Kay on the balcony both times, teaching her to be more of a slut.
The slut walk.
Any Galatea sex scene; she really needed more love. Super cute in Palau, her talents during the gangrape of Rose were amazing, she really loved rough anal and choking (two fetishes I love) and overall she just felt underutilised for all of the amazing things she could do from music to improv voice acting.
First time fucking Charlotte.
Charlotte masturbating to our clothes.
Raping Whitney to teach her a lesson.
Fucking Noelle that first time and in the gym.
Whitney's bachelor's party.
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>>4040197
5. (Cont).

I really could go on. You and I have very similar kinks; the only times I wouldn't get into a scene were if you overdid it with pissplay or if you used those stupid sperm dildos too much but that's because I'm a futafag and generally find lesbian porn kinda dull.

I'd probably pick out a bunch more if I read through the catalog but this post is long enough as is. And yes, I did. Especially to that nuru massage.

6. I think most characters actually had a great ending. The only sad parts were Armstrong and Nelson getting jobs they're obviously overqualified for and Mara not ending up in a Russian gulag or Chinese prison to spend the rest of her life getting bits cut off of her and bits stuck into her.

gj OP.
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A new OVA scene that I am now demanding:

Whitney Price / Darkbloom / Carte on the mic.
Rose Mallory (soon to be Soliloquy) on guitar.
Cerise Soliloquy on keyboard.
Anna Healy on bass.
Rose Soliloquy on the drums.
Alexander Best on the tambourine.

This fall, The Tone Police must ride.
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>>4026735
Amber's epilogue has me thinking deep thoughts about who might represent any of the other kids.
>>4026164
>>4029641
Because it's going to happen at some point, apparently.
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>>4039206
1. Every Saturday was an event on its own I loved, the wait for everything was always worth it. All of the speculation was always fun, planning the road trip in S2, going on it, the weddings, "Fuck Quest", all of the extra teased scenarios, "I am Sand Reckoner" I still can't believe you did that, Vail, Comiket, and a lot more that I'm forgetting but these stick out the most.

2. Funny enough, I can't really think of any, mostly because all the complaints I WOULD have were from S3. S2 and S4 were great bookends, but S3 in general just seems kinda 6-7/10 compared to the rest of the quest. S1 is special because everyone can recognize its flaws, it was a first run, and it was never finished, so it doesn't need any complaining about.

3. Whitneyisms are always fun, even when they come from a boy! The visualizations of Will downing a bottle of nuts and Whitney pulling down a portrait of her father and writing ASSHOLE on it only to put it back up. All the banter between Nelson and Armstrong and all the characters that would get caught up in it too, like Gal.

4. Yes and no. You and I, at least in the context of what you've written for FQ, seem to agree on a lot, and if anything FQ has bolstered my beliefs and solidified a lot of them even further. More broadly, it has had a huge impact in my life. I never stopped thinking about it, and I've told you some "special plans" I have for the near future. It's a special thing that deserves an amazing memorial. Here's to 422.

5. Anything Amber, especially the "core"
scenes (Nuru and Classroom, tea time, and Ally's bed), anything Cerise especially the almost first time, the Skype calls, and Palau, anything Alex, and most things Noelle. Renee's S1 scenes were also top-shelf material. Of course.

6. Cerise just being Cerise is all I really want. Amber getting to finally hopefully be raised in a family by people who actually care for and love her is the best thing she could have received. Whitney reuniting with Renee and meeting Vivian, getting to completely rewrite her live starting from that day and still loving Ally is the perfect ending for her, and Renee being a teacher again and meeting her daughter all grown up is a beautiful thing. I couldn't ask vor anything else.

Thanks, OP.
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>>4039206
>1. What were your favorite moments in FQ?
Broken record, but the lovey dovey shit with Renee in season 1 still gives me butterflies all these years later. In general, the really heartfelt moments between characters made them so much more than just being a recepticle for pastebins. I love these assholes.

>2. What were your least favorite parts (not in the sense of eliciting a negative emotional reaction like Whitney's death, for example, but things you didn't like from a story/character/lewd/etc. perspective)
Raiiilroading. There are quite a few cases of it, but the most egregious example was episode 14. I get that Whitney's death had already put us into a darkest timeline situation by that point, but I just wish we actually got to make choices during the siege that would have affected who lived through it. I wasn't expecting everyone to survive obviously, but I think giving us agency there would have made the deaths that did happen much more impactful. As it stands, it just kinda left a bad taste in my mouth.

For that same reason, I'm also of the opinion that the flash forwards weren't a good inclusion. I know you said that you would have been very open to us avoiding those fates, but the fact that they happened basically exactly as you outlined they would didn't help the feeling that we were being railroaded towards that ending.

>3. What were some of the parts/lines you found funniest?
The bantz in general. Character interactions are absolutely where you're at your best, and you gave me so many laughs throughout this entire series that it would be impossible to count them all. Here's a few standouts though:
>Whitney chirps. "GOD, what is this hangup you two have? Fuck your sister already!"
>Unable to come up with anything else to say, he instead wordlessly offers you a salsa packet. (This must be how his tribe settles disputes.)
>"I need your help, Tyrus. This N word thing is getting out of control. You have to tell the people from the news that I have the N word pass."
>You roll your eyes. "It's a figure of speech, you fag. No offense. I don't mean fag in the gay way. I mean it in the you're a fag way."
>You love your older sister. She loves her younger brother. And because of that, you're about to cum directly in her throat.
And basically any time Nelson and Armstrong were on screen together.

>4. Is there anything in the story that you feel affected you so deeply that it changed your life's outlook or worldview in some way?
Does getting me into Christmas Cakes count? Because I'm REALLY into Christmas Cakes now.
I can't say for sure right now whether you've significantly changed my worldview in any particular way, though you have served to make me terrified of Sand Reckoner-like technology. So uh, good job I think?
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>>4039206
>>4041546

>5. What lewds were your favorites? Do you fap to FQ?
yeah
Anything Renee and Alex did a really good job at ticking my boxes. Also the incest scenes - specifically the ones where the participants are about to cross a line that they haven't crossed before. The apprehension before inevitably going through with it is the fucking best.
Kay and Noelle also had fantastic scenes together, despite that happening so late into the story.

>6. If you have a favorite girl or girls, were you pleased with the ending they got, or what else would you rather see?
Renee's ending came very close to being a perfectly satisfying conclusion, since at least now she'll get a chance to meet her daughter while she's still growing up. It's a much better fate than her 421 incarnation - I just wish we got to see that reunion. The sweetness of a mother and daughter torn apart by circumstance, finally getting to meet each other after all those years. I was disappointed that it happened off screen in 421 during the season break, so I just want to be able to see it for myself this time around.
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Don't die on me, /fq/! We're almost to the OVA!
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>>4042009
One More Day [tm]
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>>4042029
ONE MORE DESTINY
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>>4042148
One more dicking
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>>4042289
These girls who seem to know my crime will surely cum a second time.
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>>4042550
Alabaster "the baby batter blaster bringing nuclear disaster" Soliloquy
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>>4039206
>1. What were your favorite moments in FQ?
I think my favorite scene ever was the reveal in Gal's apartment s2e10. Where Mama's gun started playing.
All of season 2 was gold, but that part in particular is immortalized in my head.
Honorable mention to the roadtrip with Whitney in s1

>2. What were your least favorite parts
I don't think I have a specific part that I disliked, but the entire latter half from maybe mid s3 onward just didn't feel as fun for me as s2.
FQ, in my eyes, was at its best when Ally was just an average weeb in way over his head.
the series finale was great though


>3. What were some of the parts/lines you found funniest?
The company tennis match
Rose saving us from the 421 Boyz (just the image of this shortstack SJW with a shotgun facing off against an army of gangbangers makes me giggle every time I think about it)

And of course, that call with Stackleford from season 1

"Tomorrow?"

"You mean today?"

"No, I mean tomorrow."

"It's 3:40 AM."

"Well, not tomorrow tomorrow. I mean like... tomorrow."

"Goddamn it, Stackleford."
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>>4039206
>4. Is there anything in the story that you feel affected you so deeply that it changed your life's outlook or worldview in some way?
as shameful as it is, I was 15 when the first Fuck Quest thread was posted. I was new to 4chan, and VERY new to /a/. Episode 1 was probably one of the very first threads I ever posted in. I don't know if I can point out a specific part of the story that did it, but I can say without a doubt that reading Fuck Quest had a significant impact on how I developed as a person. (most likely) for the better!
Also, it's not related to the story, but the threads getting moved to /tg/ back then ended up exposing me to a lot of new interests that I probably wouldn't have gotten into otherwise.

>5. What lewds were your favorites?
Fucking Sable with a gun
Everything Vivian and Amber did together
Cerise in the shower
Mom sitting in our lap in the back of the car in Palau (If I remember correctly)
>Spoiler
That's a secret for me and me alone

>6. If you have a favorite girl or girls, were you pleased with the ending they got, or what else would you rather see?
I am utterly content
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>thread won't make it to tomorrow
RIP in peace.
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>>4043200
The brightest stars burn out the brightest. ;_;7
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>>4043207
Thanks Rose2.
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>>4043207
>>4043214
... Yeah. Fuck.
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>>4043233
>spoiler
Not now. That comes tomorrow.

Still debating staying up for QUIZ BOWL 2020
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>>4043247
Do it! Contrary to previous intellectual infractions, I plan on kicking as many asses as possible!
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>>4043250
I fully expect to be BTFO, but we'll see how badly.
One last chance to make good choices.
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>OP still hasn't announced if it's Friday or Saturday
Oh well. RIP Finale thread
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>>4043378
>twitter updates as soon as I post this
Goddammit OP
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>>4043378
>>4043379
Heh.
It's on, motherfuckers. I'm gonna take you all down.
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>>4043378
>>4043379
>Saturday
Oh good, I was worried I might need to be sober.
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>>4043384
Talkin' mad shit for someone pink in an FQ thread.
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>>4043477
I blame my dorm's dynamic IP. I've got more colors in this thread than OP's name repository.
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>>4039206
>1. What were your favorite moments in FQ?
- "You're great"
- "Now I know why you fuck"
- Livestream execution of David
- Whitney's real parentage reveal
- The boardroom meetings once Whitney became CEO
- The quiz duo of Renee and Ally being trounced in the bar
- Ally channeling his inner David, especially when it comes to keeping Cerise out of trouble
- The anticipation on the assault on Vail and the sweet success in rescuing Renee and Alex
- Both the weddings, but Cerise and Gal's exchange of vows stand out the most in its intimacy
- Mom ganking Alyosha
- The alternate reality FQs after the "I am Sand Reckoner" reveal

>2. What were your least favorite parts (not in the sense of eliciting a negative emotional reaction like Whitney's death, for example, but things you didn't like from a story/character/lewd/etc. perspective)
Gonna be a long one so I hope you don't take this the wrong way OP. These thoughts all had the benefit of hindsight anyway.

The main Russian antagonists not being as fleshed out compared to David or Qiangxiang, though the amount of their screentime makes this understandable. Vasily and Stasi drew the short straw on this. Mara's end, I feel, was most cathartic to David, but I was honestly more relieved in getting Renee and Alex back than getting satisfaction from her death. She would've probably benefited from a scene akin to David falling into that maggoty ditch of dead deer herd, or if Vasily's death was shown to have had an emotional impact which can then be contrasted with Ally's vicious streak rearing its ugly head when it comes to getting Cerise out of her coma.

A disconnect in Makoto's story role stems less in her being part of the story, and instead more on the decision of the Japanese to go with such a bad keikaku for acquiring Sand Reckoner in the first place. A tiny part of my mind still kinda wished it was either a Chinese plan, since regardless of the result it'll be a win-win for them, or if it was another 3rd party actor, such as a Jap cult that Trackman speculated.

Rose2. After Makoto's death, I was so on the look out for any possible story roles she might fill. Personal speculations ranged from Sand Reckoner's consciousness manifesting as an avatar in her, which could be why she suggested to keep Broad Dynamics under close watch, to her being under the employment of Elon to further the Lightflower project (and because he never got to recruit original Rose). But I guess tossing a bubblegum herring into the mix should be expected. Her being an instrument in finding the Lighthouse and not being real kinda fell by the wayside sadly.

(cont.)
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>>4043534
>3. What were some of the parts/lines you found funniest?
Whitney's "goals/holes" quote never fails to make me smile. Whitney-isms in general tend to do that. The bantz between the cast: Whitney with anyone, Kay with Ally, everything involving Armstrong and Nelson, Vivian and Rose surprisingly (Hippopotamus clause) and Cerise with Noelle in the Traps vs. Yuri scene stand out in particular. You could probably make a tier list on the amount of burns delivered.

>4. Is there anything in the story that you feel affected you so deeply that it changed your life's outlook or worldview in some way?
Almost everything I look at or experience goes through a Fuck Quest lens now. Watching the new Psycho Pass season made me think of Yayoi as Noelle with Kay's job, and when I got to the Whiterose origin story episode in the final season of Mr. Robot, I can't help but compare it to Whitney and crew's trip to China.

While it's not yet at the point of scrutinizing 421s, it was kinda jarring when I was invited to a friend's wedding and the bride's name happens to be Rose.

I also started enjoying taro corms more after S1 when I used to be finicky about them.

>5. What lewds were your favorites? Do you fap to FQ?
- Everything involving Palau
- Anything involving Alex
- Tea party
- Amber & Vivian dominating Team Cake
- Any exhibitionism scene, but especially when it has Kay in it.
- The MILF-off. Really, anything with a mix of Scarlett, Charlotte, or Renee going against one another to vie for Ally's attention.
- Traps vs. Yuri and its lewd conclusion
- Lewd-est

A select few, but that's still a yes.

>6. If you have a favorite girl or girls, were you pleased with the ending they got, or what else would you rather see?
What if my favorite girls were Mara and Stasi though? Kidding aside, I'm satisfied with the girls' endings. Thanks for the ride OP!
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W-will you still be here when I wake up, /fq/-tachi?
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Reminder to hop into the ghost thread once this thread falls off the board!

https://archived.moe/qst/thread/4017335

We won't be using it for very long, but it's there.
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>>4042550
I did not live until today,
I followed since the quest restarted,
Tomorrow is the OVA,
And after that we shall be parted
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Last for 422!
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;_;7
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Alabaster Soliloquy is a DORK
A massive DORK!
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I'll never let go, /fq/-tachi!
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>page 11
So this is the power of Fuck Quest...
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>>4044028
Don't even try it, this spot is mine!
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I can’t believe this is the final post
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>>4044050
You're right, I can't either.
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Let’s hit 1700 before the end!

The best way to do that is to spark an argument, right?

>Whitney is too stupid to be sexy
>Rose M a fat
>RoseWho a dumb fat
>Cerise’s pussy is stank
>Amber is just an edgelord
>Vivian is a tryhard
>Renee is a bitch who you’d never want to play a game with
>Mom is just a bitch, period
>Charlotte is just Great Value brand Mom
>Gal is a sperg who would be exhausting to take care of irl
>Smatters is a disgusting slut
>Alex is a degenerate homo
>Sable is literally a psycho
>Kay is a hack
>Noelle is the reason anime sucks now
>Who the fuck is makoto
>Chloe is really cool and she’s my favorite
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D O R K S
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>>4044103
>>Chloe is really cool and she’s my favorite
Jokes on you, anon. There's no need to have an argument when you've just invalidated your own opinions that quickly.
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Fuck Quest is forever!
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>>4044103
Imagine being wrong about literally everything.

Including this post being the last one!
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See you in the archives
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>>4044136
See ya!
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I'm going to miss this thread.
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>>4044162
We all are, Anonymous-dono. We all are.
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Will you be a degenerate with me in the next life too, guys? ;___;
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>>4044173
Always and forever! Itsumo demo!
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>>4044173
Unfortunately. Here's to making the most of it.
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>>4044182
>>4044189
Let’s make 422 count!!
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Shit, the Quiz Bowl is tomorrow and I still don't have a Christmas Cake teacher to test me and give me eskimo kisses. Mr Langley's going to be so disappointed.
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>>4044252
>tfw no skilled hands to take care of me in anticipation of the big event
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>>4044252
I know how you feel. I don’t have a tomboy gf to practice oology with!
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>>4044261
Just gimme a small tiddy goth gf to compete with despite being on the same team, then we can totally dominate everyone.
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>>4044267
More like a no tiddy goth gf
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>>4044319
>making fun of flatties
Oh. Wow. Great aim, wow.
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>>4044319
Nothing wrong with that either!
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>>4044324
Oh yeah oh yeah
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>>4044103
>>Chloe is really cool and she’s my favorite
Based
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>>4044354
Oh you.
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Fare the well, fair /fq/
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>>4044391
Sayonara~
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The end is nigh!
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>>4044455
For real this time!
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Last for Whitney is best girl
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Last for all girls are cute and perfect!
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>>4044467
I like this last, let's go for this last.
Except Vivian is more cute and more perfect!
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Rose wins
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>>4044473
You knock it off, even if it's true.



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