I liek to give my paladins names like Sir Ulrich

The original use of the word "barbarian" technically referred to anyone outside of the Roman Empire, so that would be correct.

Russian was here

NIET NIET NIET NIET

>>10067790
>NIET

>>10067784
>anyone outside of the Roman Empire

Actually "anyone that doesn't speak Greek", the Romans just borrowed it.

>>10067792
>implying I give two shits about that ugly language

Kraut here

German is alright but it's by far the most unromantic language in the world. German dirty talk is so horrible cheesy and awkward, it makes you cringe in embarrassment.

>implying anyone even remotely sane would want to do anything related to germany

>>10067827
I dunno, I kinda like the way it sounds.

Well atleast it's not French.

>>10067827
>JA, LECK MEIN KLEINES FÖTZLEIN
>STECK DEINEN LÜMMEL GANZ TIEF REIN

>>10067827
Minä rakastan sinua.
That does not sound very romantic actually. Then again, it is only my opinion.

>>10067827
Just goes to show how much perceptions can change.
German used to be known as the language of poets. A "tender" language and what not.
Yeah...

>>10067832
>calls himself Reichsguard

>>10067750
Fritz Krieg

My last bezerker was called Panzer Bratwurst.

>>10067872
What? Bullshit, it has a lot of guttural sounds. It's a beserker language.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Roz5xh5SiY

Also the language of the undead.

>>10067884
GW, the masters of clichees, are the best at creating German names.

>Sigmar Heldenhammer
>Felix Jäger
>mein face

>>10067891
Panzer Fartwurst :I

>>10067900
WAY too much bass but damn, he sounds mad

Made a heavily armored character for a friend of mine, trying to introduce him to DnD.
Gave him Sir Robin as the default name.
He changed it to Baron Panzer von Wolfenhausen

>>10067900
They should keep that voice in the English version and put subtles into the game so it feels like he's talking in some daemonic to you, or some long-dead ancient language.

>>10067900
its one or the other, undead cannot raise a blood rage in their lifeless flesh

>>10067985
Vampires would like to have a word with you.

Kese von Lederhosen

Galdric von Rensing beats all

>>10068005
They're not really undead when they're that full!

>>10068005
>German vampires
Oh god it is b-movies and porn all over again.

JA FRANZ LASS UNS IN UNSEREN LEDERHOSEN TANZEN

das ist gut gut gut giebe mir bier bier bier

or something

Pictured: Your prototypical German speaking beefhead barbarian.

>>10067900
I shat myself.
Twice.
Fuck that was awesome.

>>10067981
Agreed. It may however scare the 12 year olds that play Alliance.

>>10068041
Inb4 austrian

>Eisenstein

>>10068065
I said 'German speaking' not 'German'. And no, Austrian is not its own language. Don't listen to the bifkenschwuchteln.

ERIKSON VON ERIKSON.

SON OF ERIK, BORN OF ERIK'S SON

>>10067900
German really is a evil language.

>>10068081
Isn't an Austrian accent to proper German, what a redneck accent is to any other English speaker?

>>10068084

I COME FROM A LONG LINE OF ERIKS!

>>10068081
only if you're pedantic - I say it's Austrian.
Just like how we speak AMERICAN instead of english (inb4 eurohate) because it's evolved and become it's own thing.
you don't say that norwegians speak swedish even though the same fucking language with a different dialect.

same goes for human races (africans, asians etc.). Technically their not races but we say they are because it's easier

>>10068126
Eh, more like Scottish. If you want rednecks, you go to east Germany.
The only communist rednecks in the world.

>>10068134
WHAT IS THE NAME OF YOUR GREAT GRANDFATHER?

>>10068135

You dont say that about the scandinavian languages because who knows what came first, and they are a bit more different than you give the impression of. Most swedes do not understand norwegians. Do not most of the english understand, say, texans?

>>10068135

Amerifag here. Pretty sure Norwegian and Swedish are distinct enough so they're only barely mutually comprehensible.

>>10068148
Fair enough.

I just remember hearing somewhere once that Schwarzenegger offered to do the german dub of the terminator, but wasn't given the part due to his accent.
Don't know if thats actually true though.

>>10068160

ERIKSON VON ERIKSON VON ERIKSON THE GREAT! HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF HIM?

>>10067795
Actually the word Barbarian roots from the Latin word Barba meaning beard.

>>10068191

Thusly, Arnold should have grown out a beard for Conan. Barbarians ain't supposed to be clean-shaven.

>>10068134
Erik means lone ruler so that's a pretty impressive lineage.

>>10068191

Doesnt barbarians mean people who "babble unintelligibly"?

protip; arnie can't grow facial hair.

>>10068184
NO I HAVEN'T. THIS IS AMAZING.

>>10068201
He tried that, but the cameras kept melting from the testosterone.

>>10068201
Have you seen his ultimate manly mahn beard in Running Man?
>>10068211
Conan the character didn't have a beard so yeah.

>only if you're pedantic - I say it's Austrian.

Bavarian. 90% of Austrian speaks a bavarian dialect. 10% are Allemanian, like Switzerland and parts of South Germany.

MY SKIN IS PUNCTURED AND LEAKING!

>>10068135
>Just like how we speak AMERICAN instead of english (inb4 eurohate)
how about AMERIHATE

having retarded words like "ayh-sahp" (asap) isn't enough.
It takes more time:

1st stage - "wouldnt of", "their lieing", "magick" etc. become official
2nd stage - "wudnt of", "they lieng", "gickz"
3rd stage - "tem wiserd gickz wudnt of kyll'd dem gablin's if dey no gon aysap no fo sho shubbadubba woop woop"

>>10068026
What's wrong with German vampires? :(

>>10068078
Fuck yeah, Ironstone!

>>10068081
What's "bifke"?

>>10068120
>a evil

>>10068421

Magick is from at least as far back as Crowley, who used it to distinguish between parlour tricks and stage illusions (magic) and practical application of willpower (magick). So... now you know.

>>10068529

Bavarian Vampires could happen.

>>10068135
>Just like how we speak AMERICAN instead of english (inb4 eurohate) because it's evolved and become it's own thing.

In that one episode of Married.... With Children" Al Bundy was asked what language he speaks, he replied with "... American".

My face.

>>10068421
>>10068421
>Dem wizzerd gits wudna keel'd 'em gablins iff'n 'eyn't gown yell gobbl'tygook asap whin 'ey dun shown up, namsayn?

>>10068583
Instead of necks, they bite Brathähnchens.
Instead of blood, they drink beer.

You better watch out.... the Barbarian predator is on the loose! And he will kill you ere you can utter the words "servus".

>>10068421
gickz

I lol'd

I'm gonna use that from now on

>>10068561
Germans

Germany is like America, if you're not from there you either love and admire or hate and scathe it.

>>10068210
No.

>>10068210
It's greek for "People who speak like sheep" for their "cultured ears" Germanic languages just sounded like sheep baaing. Hence Barbarian, the Romans carried that tradition over when dealing with the same people. So anyone who's not speaking Germanic, Slavic, or Scandinavian language would be consider Barbarians.

Since English is a Germanic Language, and "American" evolved from English. We're all technicality speaking, Barbarians.

>>10068687
You mean Pifke? I thought that only counts for Prussians.

I've got to learn German. It sounds so cool.

>>10067900
DAMN

>>10068421
Asap is short for As soon as possible. Some spell it out, and others say as a word.

>>10068743
Depends where in austria you are pronouncing things. Oberoesterreich it will probably be Bifke.

>>10068148
>Ossis
>implying Sächsisch isn't the funniest fucking dialect in the German language

>>10068721
>implying 'america' describes USA, rather than two continents
>implying anyone loves or admires USA

>>10068816
I love and admire USA. It is better than most countries despite its shitty populace.

>>10068421
Best you done do yer hick-jabber right. Lak this:
>>10068635

>>10068816
gb2/sp/ butthurt Eurofriend.

>>10068862

> implying football isn't a traditional game

>>10068816
>implying anyone loves or admires USA

WELL, meh

I like to troll Americans every once in a while, and yes, sometimes their stupidity is just outrageous, but all in all, it's a rich and nice country.

Well, most of the time.

Sometimes.

Maybe.

It's still a whole lot fucking better than many, many, MANY other places on this wonderful, green earth.

>>10068210
In my Latin class we learned barbarian was from the word 'barbarus' (bahr-bah-roose) because to the Romans the Persians' language sounded like 'bah bah bah'.

>>10068816
The fact that only the US has America in it's name, gives to reason that we should call our selves Americans. How stupid would it be to call ourselves United Stateians, or United Staters.

>>10068721
Except that everybody hates USA and Germany.

>>10068934
Everybody hates everybody, yet we still rely on each other.

>>10068928
You deserve it for your country having a dumb name.
Also, this is turning into that thread we had yesterday, which was pretty bad.

>>10068928
Citiziens of the United Federal States of North America

>>10068946
Federal republic of germany: Germans
People's republic of china: Chinese
United kingdom: British
United states of america: RETARDED OMG

> German dirty talk is so horrible cheesy and awkward, it makes you cringe in embarrassment.

that explains your porn, kraut...

>>10069053
What he doesn't understand is that all dirty talk is cheesy and embarassing.

>>10069053
What's wrong with double fistfucking a latex-wearing domina that's covered in shit?

>>10069094
No, I can watch English porn with no problem

But seriously, it just fucking sucks when Germans try to talk naughty. It's like "come on, you like zis little kunt, you naughty stallion!"

Yeah, "stud" would be a better translation but in terms of cheesiness "stallion" comes closer.

>>10067784
>Anyone not Greek

FTFY

Protip: The term American was given to the Colonists by the British. Originally they called themselves Colonists or citizens of These United States. British just called them Americans during the revolution because it was easier.

>>10069138
I watch both and I have to say I notice a greater variance within languages than any appreciable difference between languages. As nasally as german women get in porn it's never as annoying as sasha grey.

I dunno, man. Those fraus with the German accents sound fucking sexy as all get out.

>>10069138
Dirty talk in one's mother tongue is always awkward.

>>10067750
>german
>barbaric


fick dich schweinepriester

>>10069175
Not samefag but sometimes I watch German porn for the sake of them talking dirty. It's honestly so dirty and horrible that it just really gets me everytime.

Hans was haben wir getan.... ;_;

Hey, hey, /tg/, dude, get this:
German Dwarves.

Or did I just blow your mind?

>>10069138
I dunno I kind of like the verb "durchficken"

>>10069187
>German
>Germanic tribes
>FUCK YEAH

Friss meine Axt

>>10069216
.... idgi

>>10069216

Isn't that, like, one of the most common real world cultures dorfs are based on?

MEINE LIEBE FÜR DICH IST WIE EIN LASTWAGEN
BERSERKER
WILLST DU MIT MIR FICKEN MACHEN?
BERSERKER

>>10069225
>my face when stoß dein Pimmel gegen meine Fotzenwand du geiler Hund

>>10069242
I dunno, they mostly seem always either distinctly Scotch or Skandinavian to me.

>>10069244
Woah I never realized it rhymed in german too. You have opened my mind and freed my soul.

>>10069216
idgi

Did you know that the German word for Dwarf is "Zwerg"?
pl. Zwerge, the moar you know

>>10069252
Oh wow point taken I forgot about pimmel. Seriously that would be like if american women said "dinky" or "weewee".

>>10069244
>WILLST DU MIT MIR FICKEN MACHEN?
>FICKEN MACHEN

>>10069275
It's Engrish in the original version too. So it's very likely an intentional mistake.

>>10069255
Dwarves in most popular Western folkore or modern media are lilliputian Scandinavian talking in a Scottisch accent

>>10069275
Did he just say making fuck?

>>10069275
It's a Substantiv. You can't tell because it was all caps.

>>10069272
Exactly, but it isn't as bad as using ambiguous words like "Stoßstange","einäugige Schlange" or "Bahnschranke"....

I fucking hate silly innuendos.

>>10069300
Yeah, but it's still a sentence no one older then ten years would use. Believe me.

>>10069300
It's still wrong, you can't make or produce "ficken". It's a verb. Even if you substantivierst das Wort (ffffff) it would still be wrong.

>>10069335
Unless they were trying to rhyme

>>10069348
Machen can mean "do" you silly billy.

>>10069325
Zigarre mit verschiebbarem Deckblatt,
Bochwurst mit Pulsschlag,
Würstchen,
Nudel,
Fleischpeitsche,
Zepter,
Bahnschranke,
Muttis Lieblingsspielzeug,
Drittes Bein,
Die größte Hirnzelle des Mannes,
Döddel,
Herr Schniedelmaier,
Das beste Stück,
Hammer,
Keule,
Riemen,
Rüpel,
Gurke,
Zipfel

:)

>>10069244

For crying out lout, ONE GUY got that the mistake was intentional.
It was a parody of bad English to begin with and I only translated it into worse German.

>>10069402
Fleischpeitsche (meat-whip) is my favorite.

>>10069372
Man tut nicht tun

>>10069216
But seriosuly, idgi

>>10069372
Not in this context. In fact I don't think you can use "machen" or "tun" with any substantivierten Verben.

>>10069325
I don't speak German. Am I right remembering that "ß" sounds like "ss"?

>>10069402
>Herr Schniedelmaier

Who the FUCK says that?

>>10069448
Anyone addressing a Mr. Schniedelmaier I take it.

>>10069216
Does the name "Alberich" sound familiar to anyone?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nibelungenlied
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alberich

Biff McLargeHuge

Meat Hardslab

>>10069444
Yeah, pretty much

>>10069444
ß is usually a sharper s (but without the hard, stopping "d" sound of the z like in Heizen).

But yeah, ss works too. For whatever reason, a lot of words that used to have a ß in them are now written with ss.

>großartig
>grossartig

It fucking sucks but oh well, we're a dying culture anyway so who cares.

>>10069488
Okay.

>>10069418
Und man will tun nicht will tut.

>>10069405
everyone got it.

>>10069495
Huh. I'd kind of like to learn German some day. I like the way it sounds.

>>10069502
>>everyone got it
Oh you trolly bastards.

>>10069474
GW's Sigmar Heldenhammer is roughly based on Siegfried.

>>10069516
I'm pretty sure I'm the only one arguing that it could even be interpereted in a grammatically correct way.

>>10067750
1.go see "CLERKS"
2.stop bein stupid
3.???
4.profit

>ctrl+f
>nazi
>no results

I'm pleasently surprised, /tg/. Having a Pro-German thread without having WWII mentioned once is like a breath of fresh air.

>>10069511
THEN BETTER PREPARE YOUR ANUS FOR SOME NONSTOP GRAMMATICAL RECTAL RAMPAGE THE SECOND YOUR FIRST GERMAN CLASS BEGINS

>>10069609
So god awful many silly rules in german.

>>10069562
>I'm pleasently surprised, /tg/. Having a Pro-German thread without having WWII mentioned once is like a breath of fresh air.

Thanks for ruining it by mentioning WWII.

>>10069473
lol du doofmann

>>10069562
Well, that did it.

>>10069511
German is even worse than English to learn as a second language. It is like being fucked in your brain. And not a nice consensual fuck. There is a penis, it is barbed, and there will be blood.

>>10069628
All the rules make sense to me. Except for gendered nouns. No need for that.

>>10069628
yeah but it aint impossible, at least its pronunciation is rather simple (especially for other, germanic-language speaking people like the English)

French can be worse some times

>>10069609
Not really, your first few German classes generally make the language seem deceptively like English. It doesn't get insane until it's too late to withdraw.

>>10069652
So wait then what is your native language?

>>10069562
Well, half the thread is pro-german. The other half is Germans bitching about german porn.
>>10069609
Is it really that bad? As a native german speaker, I have no real idea about how hard it is to learn german.

>>10069511
>>10069609
THIS! Oh god, so much of this.
If you're native language is English, prepare to be severely raped with a ruler by Fräulein Hochdeutsch. I'm saying this as a native speaker. English is a much simpler language then German, I have no hard feelings when I hear an American or citizen of the UK butcher my language because I understand it must be hard as fuck for him.

>>10069691
No it isn't these are just stupid lazy people.

>>10069647
That shows that you can put a swastika on anything and it'd be sure to turn evil. :I

>>10069691
>Is it really that bad? As a native german speaker, I have no real idea about how hard it is to learn german.

Not as bad as he's making it sound, but fuck your irregular verbs.

>>10069733
Those fucking irregular verbs.

>>10069652
Native American here, been living in Germany for the last three years.

It's not that hard actually, but sometimes mein English und German like to have sex miteinander and then kommt sowas dabei raus.

>>10069711
>Fräulein Hochdeutsch
Oh god I lol'd

>>10069733
>>10069748
Like?

>>10069711
However loldeutsch isn't nearly as funny as lolgerman

>i can has cheezburger
>ich kann haben cheezburger

>all your base are belong to us
>all eure basen sind gehören zu uns

:(

>Except for gendered nouns.

The meadow is female, and I'm gonna trim the grass until I like it.

>As a native german speaker, I have no real idea about how hard it is to learn german.

At least six years of grammar training in school would suggest that it's not an easy language to master.

>>10069806
I meant to say "nearly as funny as lolenglish", damn it.

>>10069765
Nice.

>>10069814
Only 2% of the Germans can truly speak their own language perfectly.

Of course If just pulled that number out of my ass but it's a pretty safe guess with all the grammar rules and shit.

>>10069765

Honestly? Denglish is worse than that and ways more common.

Ich glaub wir Deutsche versprechen uns häufiger als die Ammis oder Engländer. :I

German has too many anglicisms.

>>10069853
You might be more correct then you think. I've had teachers in school who frequently made grammar mistakes.

>>10069876
Ich kann für keine Deutschen sprechen, aber wenn wer bei uns in Österreich noch Hochdeutsch kann wenn er aus der Schule draußen ist, verstecken es die meisten gut.
Nicht dass es mir was ausmacht. Dafürs ists amüsant den deutschen Touristen beim Entziffern zuzuschaun. Die kriegen dann immer so einen herrlich panischen Blick.

>>10069876
wir Deutschen*

>>10069876
>>10069919
I lol'd.

>>10069876
It's okay if you're from Bremen. They're full of shit anyway.

>>10069876

Hard to tell, i see a lot more spelling and grammar mistakes on English boards, but that might be due to a much, much larger number of posters who don't speak it as their first language.
But yes, German is quite complex. Which is why i love it. The way we can fuck with sentence structure is phenomenal.

>>10069904
Hä? Raff ich net. Die können vor der Schule Hochdeutsch und hinterher nimmer?

>>10069919
>>10069937
"wir Deutsche" ist aber richtig, anders müsste es "uns Deutschen" heißen, also Akkusativ

But enough German

>>10069948
Lustigerweise ja.

>>10069947
Ah fuck internet boards. Even I post lik dis everynonce inawile becuase im too lazty to check and correct

>>10069978
Erklärung? Ham die da zum ersten mal Kontakt mit echten Menschen oder was? Ich find Hochdeutsch sowieso irgendwie unnatürlich.

>You know the Germans always make good stuff
>Camera points at Panzer "Monster"

>>10070015
>Ich find Hochdeutsch sowieso irgendwie unnatürlich

>>10069947
Living in the U.S. I hear a lot of grammatical mistakes in spoken english, but that has more to do with what people grow up hearing around them than anything. Also any native speaker of english (regardless of the flavor) who says they've never made a comma placement error in writing is a damned liar.

Still, German grammar gives me a headache.

>>10070056
Unnatürlich, gestelzt, hochgestochen, nenns wie du willst.

Well I'd type something in german here, but my german is absolutely horrible.

>>10068575
it's already easy enough to distinguish magic from parlor tricks - "magic acts/tricks" "magician" "etc.

people use "magick" in real life only to make their mystery bullshit sound more mysterious.
"magick" is ok only when used in a fantasy setting, because it sound ye olde arcane steampunkey.

magic is fucking magic, not magick - unless you're a fat wicca lesbian

>>10069948
Austrian Ghetto-life pulls 'em down

http://www.duden-suche.de/suche/abstract.php?shortname=fx&artikel_id=158636&verweis=1

This makes me laugh, mainly because the first thing I think when I hear "street worker" is "prostitute"

>>10070069
>comma placement

You think learning how to correctly place commas in English sentences is hard?

German would like to have a FUCKING word with you.

>>10070151
I know German, albeit not well enough to embarrass myself by trying to write a response to you in it. My point wasn't that comma placement in English is difficult; it was that comma placement errors are extremely common amongst native English speakers.

>>10070151
>Skull with mustache and eyes

Anyway, yeah, Kommata were pretty much my nemesis in german classes. Might have something to do with the fact that I tried to use as many of 'em as possible.

>>10070227
>Might have something to do with the fact that I tried to use as many of 'em as possible.

Well, with an average number of twelve commas in a normal sentence, it's not a bad plan. I always placed them at random or whenever I felt like it.

I still do, actually.

>>10070111
>implying Austria has ghettos

>>10069814
>The meadow is female

No it's "feminin"

>:(

One thing I ABSOLUTELY HATE about Germans online is that the older folks always make :-) smileys, and the younger ones do ^^ all the time.

Bitch please, warst du noch nie in Wien unterwegs oder was?

>>10070313
I have a friend in Austria. She's acting all gansta-bitch like and is in a gang. Apparently they suffer the same immigrant problem as Germany, they seem to also have an overlaod of Turks down there.

>Ich kann für keine Deutschen sprechen, aber wenn wer bei uns in Österreich noch Hochdeutsch kann wenn er aus der Schule draußen ist, verstecken es die meisten gut.

They read and write it allright but talking high german, yes, that's nothing anyone ever masters properly.

>Ich find Hochdeutsch sowieso irgendwie unnatürlich.

You have angered the Kinski, man.

>>10070372

Yeah, some districts of Vienna have become pretty bad. Not that its my problem, living in a rich district has its perks.

German too hard for you?

learn SWEDISH, it's easy mode german with a cool accent

>>10068210

This. The Greeks stereotyped everyone else as going "barbarbarbarbar".

>This makes me laugh, mainly because the first thing I think when I hear "street worker" is "prostitute"

Corporate Executives are called "Managers" here.

>Apparently they suffer the same immigrant problem as Germany, they seem to also have an overlaod of Turks down there.

Depends on the region, but generally the eastern part seems to have more people from the Balkans and eastern europe while the western part is blessed with Turks and Germans.

I think it is fucking adorable when smelly europeans think anyone actually gives a shit about them and their little languages. What ever they need to tell themselves to sleep at night, I guess.

On topic: how about some German elf names?
Sternenspeer, Sturmblüte, Nebellied, Windschritt, Abendwacht, Morgenblick, Silberschwert.

Dem Spitzohren sound cooler in German too?

>>10070416
We had a busty (and very blonde) Teacher in school once who was part Swedish. That one time she read a rather long text in Swedish to the class, it was actually pretty beautiful. maybe it was just her voice but I was surprised how smooth and pleasant Swedish could sound. She also cried half way thought because it was 'a very sad text' she said.

The entire class didn't know what to say, it was kinda weird listening to a crying women, reading a sad story about German soldier in Sweden during WWII in a language we didn't understand. But it was fascinating and lovely.

;_;

>>10070543

Tell me about your mother while I make a trollface behind your back.

>>10070543
I think it is fucking adorable when shitty trolls think anyone actually gives a shit about them and their obvious troll attempts. What ever they need to tell themselves to browse 4chan at night, I guess.

>>10070562
>Elfenlied

>Dem Spitzohren sound cooler in German too?
Not sure, but "Schlitzaugen" definitely sounds more racist than "slit eyes", then again we don't have an equivalent to "chink".

>>10070576

She read you that Landserroman about a bunch of soldiers shooting a naked women spy they found in a hole in the woods....or was that in Finnland?

And people wonder why some german-speaking dude invented Psychotherapy.

>>10070597
I think it is fucking adorable when shitty shitheads think anyone actually gives a shit about shitheaded trolls giving a shit about other people shitting shitty shits.

Shitcock!

>>10070629
Nope, it was just a short part where a German plain got gunned down and exploded on the ground or something, it was about the cruelty of war and how cold people can be or whatever.

But we also had that book later that year in a different class. I think every fucking class has to read and analyze it eventually.

>>10069495
>But yeah, ss works too. For whatever reason, a lot of words that used to have a ß in them are now written with ss.

>großartig
>grossartig

>implying großartig isn't still written with an ß

http://www.duden-suche.de/suche/abstract.php?shortname=fx&artikel_id=64975

>>10070562
I once made an Elf called ilos Baltenwacht.

Thought it sounds pretty German.

>>10070597
butthurt euro detected. put on some deodorant. it does great things for that smell you all seem to have.

>>10070091
> hochgestochen, gestelzt, unnatürlich
Finde ich jetzt nicht unbedingt. Andererseits finde ich es aber auch schade, die Meenzer Mundart (komme aus Mainz, inb4 "Treffen sich zwei Nutten..") nie gelernt zu haben...

But the assessment of most native speakers frequently using incorrect grammar and/or vocabulary is spot on.
One of the more popular cases in point:
"seid"
vs
"seit"

>>10070734
Sometimes it's written "grossartig".

Not completely topic related but spelling "design" as "dessin" is even worse.

>>10070762
I know, but if people would think for two seconds, everyone could get it right, it's not that hard to remember:
>Wer SEID ihr denn (von sein/sind)
>SEIT gestern bin ich hier (seit mit Zeit)

But it's the same thing with your and you're I guess. People don't care enough to get it right.

>>10070789
>Sometimes it's written "grossartig".

yeah, when you're writing from a keyboard with an English layout...
Or if you're writing in all caps; otherwise, no.

>>10070310
Oh god, you are right.

that being said: ^^

>>10070852
Indeed. It's somehow faintly disappointing how far even a tiny bit of effort would go...but then, I love how garbled my posts get when I'm utterly drunk and have access to a computer with internet access. :)

>>10070880
Nope, I saw it somewhere in public once, and even in some commercials (I think it was a Mediamarkt one but I'm not sure)

>>10070908
>utterly drunk
>access to a computer with internet access

reminds me I still need to get that blood alcohol lock for my router...

>>10070852
This is pretty much equivalent to their/they're, isn't it?

>>10070948
/facepalm

They're definitely doing it wrong then. Or maybe they used a font with nothing but capital letters.

>>10070883
ich geh gleich deine mudder grillen^^

>Andererseits finde ich es aber auch schade, die Meenzer Mundart (komme aus Mainz, inb4 "Treffen sich zwei Nutten..") nie gelernt zu haben...

Nobody tried to document that dialect? We've got a bunch of such projects here in my region.

>>10070979
You know what's even worse? Mistranslated English slogans or names like "coffe to go".

It's bullshit, first of all it's COFFEE, then.... to go? As in to run away from? To take it with you? Coffee to go sounds just balls. How about not writing it in English in the first place? Why bother translating it if 100% of the customers are GERMAN anyway? What's up with that shit?

>>10071103
cuz its modern man u gotta go witta times

Did someone just say Fleischpeitsche? Cuz I think I just heard someone saying Fleischpeitsche.

>>10071103
>Mistranslated English slogans or names like "coffe to go".
Oh shit yes!
I hate that crap. Whats wrong with "Drahtloses Netzwerk", or "Kaffee für Unterwegs"?

>>10071103
"[food item] to go" is not a mistranslation.

I think it's cute when girls call me "Mistkerl" while they're crying. Makes me feel like a man. :3

>>10071186
You're right, it's no fucking translation at all.

>>10071205
Crying girls makes you feel like a man?
Not cool, dude.Not cool...

>>10071162
ZU DEUTSCH ;_;

I tend to use derpy french names for everything. Not just the fancylads, all the beefcakes and pretty ladies too.

>>10071236
>Mongol General: Wrong! Conan! What is best in life?
>Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
>Mongol General: That is good! That is good.

>>10071254
Pierre le Fauschette?
Lady Delacroux?

>>10071236
>implying it isn't every man's dream to beat up women and make them their slaves.

>implying it isn't every woman's dream to be commanded around and serve someone and sell her body.

>>10071103
The "to go" is entirely correct, assuming it means coffee you'll be taking with you as opposed to consuming it where you bought it.

>>10071264

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xOoxA-Abns

Zu kämpfen mit dem Feind. Ihn zu zerquetschen und zu vernichten. Und sich zu erfreuen an dem Geschrei der Weiber.

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You mean people who didn't speak Greek and Macedonians, faggot. The Romans were deemed Barbarians too

>>10071388
>Arnie's German voice

Seriously though, Arnie was born for that role. Can't believe they won't put him into the role of Conan in the remake. Fucking waste, man.

>>10071424
Hey dude! You should klick on the post number a few times more, just to be sure.

>>10071361
Not in German anyways.

>>10071505
Seriously, with this thread dying slowly and me being happy about every new reply, I would've read it anyway.

>The Romans were deemed Barbarians too

Well, they WERE barbarians.

>>10071574
They were Greek....

>>10070109

I'm not even saying I think it's a necessary distinction, just that it's not a recent delineation of English. In Crowley's time I think it would have been more useful but it's pretty irrelevant these days. And yes, mainly used by fat wiccan chicks. As a magician (not the GOB kind), I'd be pretty loathe to use "magick" when talking to pretty much anybody.