>LOOK STATS
Hit Dice: 3d6+9 HP (20/22 HP)
Base Attack/Grapple: +1/+5
Masterwork Knife +6 melee (1d4+4), 19-20/x2 crit
Cricket Bat +5 melee (1d6+4)
Claws +5 melee (1d4+2)
Bite +5 melee (1d6+4)
Crossbow +0 ranged (1d8)

AC 19 (+3 dex, +4 natural, +2 leather armor)
Str 18, Dex 17, Con 17, Int 10, Wis 17, Cha 14
Fort +4, Reflex +5, Will +4
+7 Initiative
60 foot land speed, 15 foot climb speed, 30 foot swim speed
Membrane for gliding (40 ft (clumsy) in favourable winds)

Scent, Low Light Vision, Darkvision 60ft
Ferocity
Poison: with successful Bite, DC 14, 1d6 Primary & Secondary Con damage, 3 uses/day
Language: Common (young boy voice, man voice)
Appearance: Borat

Total skill bonuses (when higher than stat):
Jump +25
Balance +17
Swim +14
Hide +13
Move Silently +13
Listen +13
Handle Animal +7
Climb +6 (plus climb speed)
Disguise +5
Diplomacy +5
Bluff +5
Escape Artist +5
Spot +5
Knowledge (Local - Thurminham) +4
Survival +4 (+7 when tracking by scent)

Feats:
- Agile, Alertness, Athletic, Stealthy (+2/+2 skill feats)
- Skill focus: Bluff, Diplomacy
- Weapon Finesse
- Improved Initiative
- Great Fortitude
- Point Blank Shot
- Run
- Endurance
- Track

>LOOK INVENTORY
Masterwork Knife
Cricket Bat
Dwarven Waraxe (no proficiency)
Decent Clothes
20 ft + 50 ft rope
Leather Armor
100 gp, 78 silver, 89 copper
Scrolls: Calm Animals, Summon Nature's Ally I
Light Crossbow (no proficiency)
4 flasks of high proof alcohol
9 crossbow bolts (2 tipped with knockout poison)
20 silvered crossbow bolts
3 unknown potions

>LOOK ALLIES
Claire (human wizard novice. Unknown status, presumed captured)

OH SHIT YES

we need to stop looking like borat

What are we looking at, option-wise?

Also, finally on for a DD session. My face:

We should start that one war, it would be a perfect distraction.

>OH SHIT YES
That many archive votes, that fast? Heck yeah I'll be running again promptly. You guys rock.

>We need to stop looking like Borat.
This will happen naturally (and slowly) over time, or you can eat someone else for their appearance.

>What are we looking at, option-wise?
You could try one of the following, or anything else you can come up with.
>Reconnaissance in city taverns by scent
>Gather information from people about last night's events
>Attempt to backtrack possible purchase of exploding parchment trap
>Purchase items
>Seek people/creatures with immediately helpful traits

TAKE THE FIGHT TO THEM
GO OUT AND MEET THEM HEAD ON
PIC RELATED

>>A monster assaulting adventurers on their home turf? Jack... nobody has ever done this before.

>>That's why it's going to work.

>>10138358
>Seek people/creatures with immediately helpful traits

We should try to get magic, any magic, a low-level wizard would be fine.

the ranger in that group of adventurers should be our first target

>>10138358
>Reconnaissance in city taverns by scent
OR
>Gather information from people about last night's events

Set fire to buildings, cause chaos. Find information in chaos

>>10138332

Too much work and time to get it started and we have a problem that's too local--it'd take a while for the war to affect them. We might want to do that in the future though yeah.

Ask around town about the adventurers.

Reconnaissance in city taverns by scent

>>10138379
>>10138420
I'm fine with any of these. Let's go and hit them before they have preparation time. We saw what happens when they have time to prepare, and it's not pretty.

rolled 4 = 4

Fuck, I was gonna take a shower. Looks like that ain't happening now.

>>10138382
I second this. Find a caster, or a magical critter with useful spell-likes.

>Reconnaissance in city taverns by scent
>Gather information from people about last night's events, ask around town about the adventurers
First to two votes following this gets it.

Side note guys.
Please take a look at the skills.

>Jump +25
>Balance +17
>Swim +14
>Hide +13
>Move Silently +13

If we're doing any action today, let's make it stealthy and through jumping and tumbling.

>>10138491
>Reconnaissance in city taverns by scent

rolled 3 = 3

>>10138491
Recon.

>Reconnaissance in city taverns by scent
>1d20+7 = 9 Survival tracking by scent
You put your nose to work and hit the streets. Heading methodically to tavern after tavern, you stay peeled for a whiff of the four scents you smelled last night. You're met with dismal luck for a good while--all that soot from last night's fire must have mucked with your sense of smell. Or the sword-for-hires are keeping their heads down. You can't be sure.

Then, you hit a lead. Two of the scents from last night. They were at the tavern at least four hours ago, maybe more. There's just enough scent hitting your nose to confirm they were there, but it's proving difficult to do more than that.

Action?

>>10138571
Follow them.
Saving Claire is more important then getting revenge.

>>10138571
Enter and ask the barkeep about hunters.

>>10138571
Following, through complicated serie of roof jumps. It lowers chances of being discovered.

>Follow them.
This is what's proving difficult. They were here for a little while so there's scent left over, but either due to time or that blasted soot (also, roll of under a 10) following them isn't going to be easy.

>>10138601
Also, dem jumpan based bonuses.

>Following, through complicated series of roof jumps. It lowers chances of being discovered.
Keep in mind that it's morning, with plenty of light outside.

>Enter and ask the barkeep about hunters.
You get some mead and start probing the barkeep. He raises an eyebrow. "Just who's asking?"

>>10138652
Everyone is still sleepy and won't like to raise head to look into the sun. We can simply keep our head low after the jump.

>>10138571

Bad thing is they might have done some sort of truth spell on Claire or just plain tortured her for more info on us.

They're adventurers in a righteous fury in 3.5, they do what they want.

Well we're a hivemind doppleganger on a quest thread. Those SOB's don't stand a chance.

I say we make with the smalltalk and find out anything that might have been heard. Also potential winecellars/ secret routes to the sewers that the adventurers might have taken.

>Everyone is still sleepy and won't like to raise head to look into the sun. We can simply keep our head low after the jump.
You can go ahead and jump around, but keep in mind that:
1) People are bustling about and moving. Sleepytime is past.
2) Tracking by scent is going to be very difficult at this point just by following the scent as closely as possible. Trying to track while leaping about, nowhere near to where your quarry passed (THEY weren't using the roofs), is going to prove nigh-impossible.

>>10138652
"Jack."

>>10138652

Use some of our acquired social savvy to make it seem as if we either have a job for them or have a delivery to make.
Diplomacy +5
Bluff +5
Knowledge (Local - Thurminham) +4

Use Gold as necessary.

By the way, we've gotta eat something with high Int score.
>Str 18, Dex 17, Con 17, Int 10, Wis 17, Cha 14
I mean, just look at that.

>"Jack."
>I say we make with the smalltalk and find out anything that might have been heard. Also potential winecellars/ secret routes to the sewers that the adventurers might have taken.
>Use some of our acquired social savvy to make it seem as if we either have a job for them or have a delivery to make.

"Wait, you've got something for Soveliss and the bunch? You'll have to wait, they're holed up somewhere right now. Got something big going on, but they wouldn't say what. Liddon and Cruske came by here earlier and cleaned out a chuck of my pantry, so I don't expect they'll be back for at least a day. Care for another drink?"

>>10138839
>Sure, I'm game for a glass of ale. Say, did they mention something about where and when could I find them?

Don't give them our name, just in case (not sure if we've given it to anyone else, but we should keep a different name every time)
I vote "Mosley"
and we introduce ourselves as a guy who needs a job done, or some such thing

>>10138878
Darnit, too late
>>10138861
Seconding this

>>10138878
to late

>>10138894
haha, lol'd

>Sure, I'm game for a glass of ale. Say, did they mention something about where and when could I find them?
"Hope you don't mind a mug. Here y'are. They didn't mention that, but if you've got a sweet job for them I suppose they wouldn't mind me sending you their way. They went off to the east district. My guess is that they picked an abandoned place to hole up until they're sure their quarry is dead. They wouldn't tell me what they were hunting this time, but they were a lot more serious about it than normal. If you're really looking, I'd ask Tristan at the Running Bard, he tends to know these sorts of things."

Go to the running Bard, take the least direct route possible, use a lot of alleyways.

>>10138929
Down the rest of the ale, tip the bartender, and thank him.
Let's go check out the Running Bard and find Tristan then.
(should we ask that the bartender not mention us to anyone else coming by?)
(Also, IMPORTANT: Does a change in appearance affect our scent?)

fuck, I was so busy playing xcom that I forgot about this quest.

Suggest: Waste 1 day so the adventurers think I'm dead.
To do this, go hunting.
Try to find a Hunter or a Tracker to hire.
Have him find us some Centipedes, Hunting Spiders, Owls, Leopards, and possibly an ape (note: high probability of us getting our ass kicked, but the reward is a MASSIVE damage boost) or a badger (burrow speed).

>>10138929
Take a few drinks of ale while he's talking, to appear as a normal human being. Sometime mumble a 'yeah, right' or something like this.
When he's finished, drink down the mug, thank him and head out to the east district.
Should we leave him a few silver pieces as a gratitude and a way ask him to keep his mouth shut?

>>10138963
No point in wasting a day. I'm sure they checked the apartment and noticed a lack of a body. :\
I'm all for hunting a bit before confrontation though.

straight to Tristan before they realise they're being hunted themselves

>>10138976
ah but some one burned to death in that fire

Also, apologies for posting multiple comments so fast, but we should probably catch a wizard at some point for detect magic.

>>10139006
we don't know how good their tracking/common sense is. The person didn't burn to death in Claire's room.

>Go to the running Bard, take the least direct route possible, use a lot of alleyways.
>Down the rest of the ale, tip the bartender, and thank him. Let's go check out the Running Bard and find Tristan then.
A few minutes later, and you've found the man in question. He's old with a wracking cough; after the offer of a drink he's warmed to you. "You've got a job for Soveliss's bunch? I ain't asking much, mind you, but I'd be happy to tell you for a monetary pat on the back. It's all a fella can do these days, you don't mind of course do ya, I help you out you help me, gotta grease the wheels after all and I'm providing a service, it doesn't look like it'd be that much to you anyways since you've got pretty nice clothes, buddy."

>(Also, IMPORTANT: Does a change in appearance affect our scent?)
Slightly.

>>10139026
the house collapsed you probably can't tell what room he was in

>100 gp, 78 silver, 89 copper
Didn't we spend 20gp at the church of pelor?

Anyway, head on over to the Running Bard. Pay the Bartender for the ale and give him a 2gp tip.

>>10139051
Tip him a few gold, hear what he has to say, and then tip him a few more for his silence.

>We need to change our scent massively, imho

>>10139051
Offer a few pieces of silver. Say nothing.

>>10139051
Fling a gold coin into his direction and tell him it's for a starter for information. Don't give him more than 5 though, using the argument that we'll be in loss.

>>10139075
most humanoids don't track by scent like we do.

>>10139051
Agree with what he is saying and make a sarcastic comment about the current economic climate to seem more human, then pay him what he asks for their wherabouts.

Scent doesn't matter (we approach from downwind), but appearance and clothes should be changed

I have never played D&D or any similar games, so some things are confusing to me.

What is the difference between skill focus and skill feat? Like, skill focus: diplomacy / skill feat: diplomacy?

(I think I wanted to ask something else too, maybe I'll remember later)

Bribe him with a few gold, or else lure him outside, eat him, and take his knowledge.

>>10139109
Skill focus - it's easier to develop certain skill(Diplomacy, Jump, Hide etc.)
Feat - it's like 'if you slay a foe, you get a free attack on the nearest foe' or 'you can use crossbow in short distance without any penalties'.

>>10139109
Just jump in and follow the threads for a few iterations. You'll start to pick things up.

>>10138963
>>10138976

Remember the adventurers might not give a crap about the "hostage Dilemma" and just toss Claire aside.

She wouldn't know it was us who was rescuing her from initial appearance. Since we DID change into B'orat that shows we violated our promise to her of not nomming the townsfolk.

>>10138929
They know we can read from the explosive runes spell the adventurers might have a backup plan.

>Didn't we spend 20gp at the church of pelor?
You had 120g then, IIRC.

>Anyway, head on over to the Running Bard. Pay the Bartender for the ale and give him a 2gp tip.
98g & change left.

>Several gold, several silver, averages out to...
>Fling a gold coin into his direction and tell him it's for a starter for information. Don't give him more than 5 though, using the argument that we'll be in loss.
"Now there that's hardy anything atall, hardly a thing! Why here in my old age I can hardly--" he breaks down into a bout of long coughing here--"I can hardly keep myself in stead and in bread, you know of course. A gold is fine for a bit but then you'll be gone and I'll be hungry again and really a fella does deserve more for being a true help and a real friend when you've got a job that needs doing and he's got answers worth hearing, you know?"

Right now we've got lots of Movement and Stealth abilities. That's good. But how can we be sure we get the drop on the adventurers?

>>10139161
>Gramps, you're old and grumpy, I'm young, strong, hungry and in possesion of an axe.
Should we use this line?

>>10139161
Do we absorb his knowledge if we eat him?

Just give the man 5 gold to grease the wheels. Don't threaten him.

>>10139218
I believe we get traces of it. We should probably play this one straight

Tell him anything above 5gp will come out of Soveliss pay for the job we're offering, he'll be better off asking them for a bit of kickback

>What is the difference between skill focus and skill feat? Like, skill focus: diplomacy / skill feat: diplomacy?
Skill focus feats each give you +3 to the listed skill.
The +2/+2 skill feats are a bunch of ones that give +2 to two different skills (say, Bluff and Intimidate, or Diplomacy and Sense Motive).
Skills also have ranks that can be gotten without feats (in fact, that's the default way to get them, the feats normally just give you a boost to some of a character's skills).

If it helps I can post the full broken down stat sheet.

Fuck, how did I miss the last thread? I alway check out archives.

What happen after the thread we revealed our true self to Claire?

When we find these guys i say its time to start picking them off one by one...lead memebers out and take them out, hell we might even steal ones appearance and go back to their meeting places/camp/whatever. this is not the time for a nice man eating doppleganger.
they stole the only thing we ever loved.

>>10139194
No. Just pay the dude, he seems like an information broker, and a fairly well known one.

Him dissapearing may be pretty bad for us.

>>10139161
"My business can be conducted elsewhere. It's not as though you're the only one who has the information I want. Keep the tip, you ingrate."

Walk away towards the east side of town.

>My thinking: The first people we've spoken to both seemed to have location info for us. Obviously this group of adventurers is noe especially well-hidden. It's likely there are plenty of others who know their whereabouts.

>>10139161
Stare at the guy in disbelief that he's seriously asking for more than 1g, and make a face like "Dude. Don't bullshit me here. I gave you a fucking gold coin, now gimme!" without saying anything.
See picture.

Give him one more gold, and tell him he's trying our patience (Intimidate)

>>10139240
she got kidnapped, adventurers nearly killed us with explosive runes, the apartment burned down, and we changed our appearance. We're now hunting adventurers for claire

>>10139161

Toss the barkeep another gold and say "Well I agree everyone needs to make their daily bread, what with your help and friendship I might be able to make more stops in this direction"

Give him a potent silence and then clear throat "If it is useful in getting the job done".

>>10139235
>If it helps I can post the full broken down stat sheet.
No need to.

So, which one is better, focus or feat?

>Do we absorb his knowledge if we eat him?
That's an option. Or you can just get the residual if you take another trait he has.

>Just give the man 5 gold to grease the wheels. Don't threaten him.
>Tell him anything above 5gp will come out of Soveliss pay for the job we're offering, he'll be better off asking them for a bit of kickback
"You and I are seeing closer eye to eye but I'm still only half as tall as I need to be, it's good that you respect your elders but more respect is always good because one day you'll be old and respected too you know? Really it can't be that much, you're hiring Soveliss's bunch you said and that can't be cheap, and who could ask anyone for a kickback like that when the don't want to be found anyways right now, why that'd be a bad idea yes it would.

>>10139279
This.

>>10139161
lets make a up a sob story about our kids getting ate or something and roll some bluff checks.

>>10139273
D:

WE MUST RESCUE HER AT ONCE!

Tristan is proving to be an annoyance, shove the crossbow under his nose and ask again where to find Soveliss.

>>10139296
Right, this fucker's jerking us around.
What witnesses are around?

>>10139296
It's time for this:
>>10139257

Only take back a few of the gold pieces. Be rough if we have to, but don't harm him.

Growl at him, "Give me some more information in addition to their location if I give you five more gold. I've just heard rumors of them and they might not be able to do my job."

We might take into consideration that both Bartender and the old man might be leading us to a trap set up by adventurers.

Can we roll Sense Motive or similar check to see if they tell truth?

>>10139240
She made us promise not to kill more people. We went to the Cuthbert church and no one was there. We looked around it a bit but found nothing and left for the other church, where we found the Cuthbert cleric. He restored our Con and we scouted some information from him and the tavern, and found out that the adventurers (leader is named Soveliss) planned to make their move tonight. We hurried back to the apartment, Claire/Morsel were gone and there was obviously a scuffle (smelled of burnt hair). There was a paper left and we (stupidly) read it. Explosive Runes, left us at 2HP and threw us back at Claire's alchemy stuff, which caused a fire. We ran for it, broke into Borat's house, ate him for his appearance and a bunch of birds he was keeping in his house to restore our HP. We slept in his bed.

And that's where we left off.

>>10139296
Look for witnesses and if none beat him over the head with our bat

Nono, keep a calm head. Pay him wha the wants.

>>10139344
>>10139356
fine, this and this

No need to be greedy, we can take the gold back afterward if we're angry enough.

>>10139344 was me.

>>10139344

Consumer dissatisfaction, also with all the gold we're tossing to Tristan expect later thieves guild mugging attempts. Some delicious Rogue abilities would be nice in 'Jack'ing these fools.

>What witnesses are around?
Barkeep and a pair of the morning crowd. Most people are at work.

>Can we roll Sense Motive or similar check to see if they tell truth?
>1d20+3=10 Sense Motive
Everything checks out here, chief!

>Tristan is proving to be an annoyance, shove the crossbow under his nose and ask again where to find Soveliss.
>Leave, pissed off and tell him sod his information
>Growl at him, "Give me some more information in addition to their location if I give you five more gold. I've just heard rumors of them and they might not be able to do my job."
>Drag him out back and eat him
>Pay him what he wants
First to three.

We could just eat the fucker if there are no witnesses. Otherwise whatever, throw him 5 more gold.

>>10139344
+1

>>10139406
>Growl at him, "Give me some more information in addition to their location if I give you five more gold. I've just heard rumors of them and they might not be able to do my job."

Pay him what he wants.

>>10139406
>Growl at him, "Give me some more information in addition to their location if I give you five more gold. I've just heard rumors of them and they might not be able to do my job." +1
>Sense Motive >>;

>>10139435
IN RAPE DOLLARS

>>10139366
Thanks.

But we are not strong enough to challenge the adventurers ourself, right? What is the plan?

We could use all of our skills to handle this. Can we get a familiar (like a tamed wolf) since we have handle animal and have it act as a shield/distraction if we come to direct confrontation.

Or maybe we could persuade/hire some scum into working with us and sacrifice them as cannon fodder?

>>10139440
>Haha, rape-based economy from another thread :D

>>10139448
We can jump at them until they are dead. We have to find use for that +25 jump.

Pay him.

Eating will not be good idea since the barkeep send us to him and then he mysteriously disappears.

>>10139448
we're thinking pick them off one at a time. It seems likely that they've hired some magical help for the explosive runes.

>>10139465
Haha, just like Mario

>>10139296

Might we be able to wheedle some info indirectly from Tristan about the vampiric Soul Eater from a few threads ago? Perhaps mention that our task requires the disposal of a something that "Shifts and twists int he shadows and devours mens souls"?

Barring that some sort of suggestion that the sooner we're out of here the more gold he'll be getting "Think long term or at least a week or so from now. If my employer is pleased we'll be sure to consult you in regards to hiring".

Stroke mustache and give off noble vibes.

>>10139465
>>10139478

Didn't barkeep say that they bought lots of food? They might be not planning coming out anytime soon.

>>10139506
>Borat
>Noble Vibes
>wat

>>10139512
we'll work it out

rolled 2 = 2

Can we just eat him and gain the knowledge that way?

>>10139558
I think we decided it would be a bad idea, given how we were just referred by the other barkeep, and then he disappears? nah.

rolled 3 = 3

>>10139575
Fair point.

>Growl at him, "Give me some more information in addition to their location if I give you five more gold. I've just heard rumors of them and they might not be able to do my job."
"Oh thankyee my lord you are a most generous sort and it's good that you know how to treat a guy when he's all down on his luck and without the help of family to support him in his old age, bless your heart. I suppose you make a hard deal by asking more but a hard deal is on the other side of a shiny rock so we can make this work if you get me. Y'see that map over the counter there, well you go down three streets there and other ten there, then hook a right and well you're there. They're all holed up from what I heard, but then I hear a lot and I heard some nasty things about their long bearded pal getting himself nabbed by something even more nasty, but who can tell? They should be still in that little squat building there, it's been abandoned for a bit but that just means free housing if you clear the rest out you know, so they did but I suspect they won't actually stick around long because they looked awful worried and word was that their job last night only might or might not have worked. But since you want more to know well you got Soveliss tellin' them all what to do they don't mind of course cause he's a decent sort even for an elf, not that you see many of them these days after the war unless you're going to the swamps. You wouldn't remember the war though because heck even I don't remember the war. Guy's real good with a bow anyways, and I seen him running all over town trying to find SOMETHING, took him long enough. You got Liddon, he's a queer short little fella from way down south, shifty bugger too, got a nasty gleam in his eye.

(cont)

>>10139612 cont

Hann's been working with them a while, wears more belts then I've ever seen before, kind of an unhealthy looking guy but I suppose magic will do that to you especially if it's been there your whole life, but I really wouldn't know cause I can't use it myself. Kind of a creepy guy and that's the honest truth. Then there's this big sort named Cruske who's got an even bigger sword, dunno how he got a license for that really, he's a bit of a lunatic but a freaking terror in a fight I even saw him once and glad I was not to be near him he tore that pore guy apart, and ain't that the truth."

"Maybe that was worth a few more gold you know, since I was so helpful and all, and you're a real respectful guy who's sure to have a long and successful life with that attitude? Ten's a nice amount but more keeps the cold away at night and it's not nice being cold."

>>10139629
>Squeezing money out of people because you got an opportunity is also not good.

>>10139506
>>Might we be able to wheedle some info indirectly from Tristan about the vampiric Soul Eater from a few threads ago?
Here's a thought: what if we had THAT helping us out?

>>10138220
Just want to say a *huge* thank you to TempDM doing a great job.

Keep it up, you sexy bastard. That is all.

>>10139612
>Jeezus man. Paragraphs D8
>Or is it done for effect? implying that he's talking really fast?

>>10139660
50-50 split. We eat bodies, he eats souls.

"You really don't let up, do you?" *gives him another two gold and begin to leave*

>Just want to say a *huge* thank you to TempDM doing a great job. Keep it up, you sexy bastard. That is all.
Why thank you. You guys are a great crowd to DM for.

>Jeezus man. Paragraphs D8
>Or is it done for effect? implying that he's talking really fast?
Very much for effect; less that he's talking SUPER fast and that he doesn't both to pause for breath except when he's talking.

>Borat
>Noble Vibes
>wat
I cracked up hard at that.

>>10139612
>>10139629
So we've got an Elf Ranger, what's most likely a Halfling Rogue, some type of spellcaster with fucktons of Belts, and a Barbarian of some kind.

We take out whoever we can grab first - ideally the spellcaster. Then we GTFO.

Tip em 2 gold and lets get out asses out of here. Its time to do a little recon then its time to get messy.

>>10139704
Barbarian comes second then. We could really use some +BAB

>>10139660
That's an idea, but we don't know how to find it, or if it would team up with us.
>>10139629
Let's give him 15, with the request that he tells no one that we've been here.
It's better than making an enemy.

Also, go recon that house before we go in.

>Sounds like: Elf Ranger, Human Wizard/sorcerer, halfling? rogue?, Barbarian

>>10139728
gah, i'm always late ;_;

Do not go in the direction he told you to go in, but find another way to get to a place you can get a good view of the place from.

It could still be a trap.

>>10139672
wouldn't quite work. He eats essences. We ate the body he drained and got nothing :\

Oh, if I remember correctly,

If we describe our actions in greater detail there's a much higher chance to succeed, right?

You guys should keep that in mind. This fight is going to be hard.

>>10139745
to be honest the way we eat shit might all have a little to do in the spirit as well as biological.

I'd wager if we put some of our rattlesnake vemon on a bolt and could manage to hit Hann with it, that would kill him. The others are tricker.

>>10139758
Let's go a roundabout way, and try to do recon on the building first.

>let's also discuss more strategy. Spellcaster goes first I think, then the leader, and that takes out their ranged attacks. We avoid the barbarian (outrun him, etc.) and ALWAYS watch out for the rogue to avoid sneak attacks. If the opportunity presents itself to get one of them alone, we take it regardless of which one of them it is, unless it might be a trap?

approach through the sewer?

>except when he's talking
Er, that should have been "except when he's coughing."

>"You really don't let up, do you?" *gives him another two gold and begin to leave*
>Tip em 2 gold and lets get out asses out of here. Its time to do a little recon then its time to get messy.

"Oh I knew you were a good sort who appreciates good information and good people who just have a spot of bad luck in their life. You know I was just the same sort of good to folks back when I was a youngun myself, couldn't be even asked before I'd help a body out, and--"

He continues as you leave.

>Do not go in the direction he told you to go in, but find another way to get to a place you can get a good view of the place from.
>Also, go recon that house before we go in.
>Its time to do a little recon then its time to get messy.

You head over via a different route to the building mentioned. It's shaping up to be a hot day outside. Not a cloud in sight, and even most of the birds are staying in the shade. Just a hawk wheeling overhead and a few sparrows darting about. The building itself is set a bit away from its neighbors, and is a squat brick single story. You might be able to still jump and glide on top of it from another building if you want. This is all visible while still a ways back before you're likely to be noticed from the house; you can get closer and see more detail if you'd like.

>>10139771
Good idea. But the -4... ehh... might alert them if we miss.
We should use our bite attack liberally. (Does poison require any amount of time to refill? Or can we just poison everything with several bite attacks?)

>>10139758
Oh shit I just realized--we need a real drawfag! We can get a serious bonus for making a decent pic.

>>10139817
> Just a hawk wheeling overhead
Hit it with a crossbow bolt, eat it, take its racial +8 spot.

>>10139817
would gliding to the roof be noticed in probability?

Observe from nearest roof while staying low?

Catch sparrows.
Bind them into a single package.
Instant healing food :D

>>10139840
>I'll do some drawfagging later this week, don't have a working scanner atm.

Why not climb stealthily on the building itself, peer into windows, that sort of thing.

>>10139829
we get three/day uses of our poison

>>10139829
3 uses per day.
It might be a good idea to derp around until 3am or so before making a move - it's easier to get away in the darkness. Maybe get some sleep, buy some more bolts, go hunting, trying to kill a Leopard or something for their better natural attacks, or maybe an Owl for its massive racial move silently.

We are currently disguised. I say we walk past the door to their build first and sniff as we pass to get an idea how many are inside.

>>10139856

Yeah, no reason to get close before dark. Just hide and watch the comings and goings from the house.

Posting to rush autosage.

Don't mind me.

>If we describe our actions in greater detail there's a much higher chance to succeed, right?
Yes, to a point. If it's either 1) brilliant or 2) fuckawesome, then you get a potentially hefty bonus, and that's where the detail determines how much so.

>We can get a serious bonus for making a decent pic.
This is also true.

>Does poison require any amount of time to refill? Or can we just poison everything with several bite attacks?
No refill time for the 3/day doses, they're all stored in the poison glands.

Dear OP, if you're making another thread after this one, please link us to it in this thread kthx.

>>10139856
>>10139884

STAKE OUT!

We should be always on top alert. Listen/scent/spot checks on all the time

>>10139882
>>10139884
Claire might not last if we do that. :(

>>10139883
But our scent :\
even if elves or humans don't normally track by scent, someone might notice it.
i'd really rather not take the risk.
Certainly let's make our behavior less than suspicious though

>>10139704
>some type of spellcaster with fucktons of Belts

This guy is a 3.5 sorcerer, just check the images.

>>10139864
Eat them now, top off our health. Live sparrows will make noise.

If it's Stake out time, then kill that Hawk for its racial +spot, and collect some sparrows (tie the rope around them?) for what is effectively a doppleganger healing potion.

Posting to rush autosage.

#2

We need to heat our potions to a great degree so we can have unstable magical grenades.

>>10139927

>>10139938

Aw, hell. That hawk is the mage's familiar.

>>10139948

Oh, you haters. :)
Is Stakeout a good idea? We know these dudes have bought a fuckload of food, and thus are likely not going to move for a while. It might be best if we eat something that'll give us a greater effectiveness - that hawk, for example - but a spider or leopard are also good

>>10139955

>>10139938
>>10139948
>>10139955
You go, bro! Speed up that autosage! Because making new threads is difficult!

>>10139964

>>10139973
You're helping me too by posting offtopic.

>would gliding to the roof be noticed in probability?
From the inside of the building? Maybe, maybe not. Outside it? Yeah probably.

>Eat them now, top off our health. Live sparrows will make noise.
It's a pain because they're quick buggers, but you snag a couple sparrows after some trial and error. 22/22 HP. You can try to get some more for later, but it's true that they'll make noise.

>Dear OP, if you're making another thread after this one, please link us to it in this thread kthx.
Roger that. I plan to.

>Claire might not last if we do that. :(
Someone knows how mean I can be to NPCs...

>Autosage rush
D:

>Stakeout
>Attack hawk
Vote.

Ok, my new plan is this. Walk by the front door to scent it and keep going. We need to find a lone guard or someone with profs with our crossbow. That hawk needs to die.

>>10139979

Wait till night. Stake out. We have night vision. They don't

>>10139998

>>10139989
I'd go for attacking the hawk.
Also buying more crossbow bolts.

>>10140015

>>10139989

Attack hawk.

Damn it, I'm way late...
But I made this for you, TempDM.
Just to show how much you rock.

>>10140029

>>10139989
>>Someone knows how mean I can be to NPCs...

SHIT. WE NEED TO NOT WAIT.

well my thinking is that we have a whole new appearance and I don't think clair knew about it to tell them about that ability to take on whole new looks, it should be ok enuf to get close(as any one elce gets) we need to see how many guys are here/if Clair is still alive.(we could even approch them with a job with promise of hefty gold for done work.) otherwise for our day planning depending we might set up the surroundings for our favor like hidden food storage for quick hp, snipeing places for out bow, traps etc

>>10140040

Kill the hawk, eat it if it lands nearby.

>>10139989
The sparrows had nothing to gain? Pity. Well, perhaps now we can flawlessly mimic birdsong.

Is this autosage rushing automated or is the guy actually taking the time to make those posts?

>>10140059
I agree with this. Hawk is probably the familiar of the mage.

>>10140084
looks to slow to be automated

>>10140034
+1 to a d20 roll, and that was hilarious.

>Attack hawk
>1d20+0 = 11
The hawk casually maneuvers out of the way of the incoming bolt, then dives down toward the house. The door opens, and a man storms out shouting incoherently, looking around angrily.

>>10140052

Kill the hawk and if anyone asks, we raised chickens in our youth.

>>10140112
or the ranger's animal companion

>>10140084

Some guys just browse all of 4chan and pick one thread to sage a day.

Really it's nothing to me.

good going

way to give up our sneak attack

>>10140117
Fuckin a, ah well lets use this, walk up to the man and apologize or something, we were hunting hawk, didn't know it was somebody's.

>>10140133

>>10140140
And act kinda sheepish.

Storm over to the man, yelling about our chickens dying. If we can get close enough, snake-bite-sneak-attack.

>Fuckin a, ah well lets use this, walk up to the man and apologize or something, we were hunting hawk, didn't know it was somebody's.
+1

>>10140146

>>10140140
if we fail this bluff we lose alot.
>not that he wont think its wierd that we run off after shooting his bird.
also might be a good time to scout!

>>10140137
Yes, your plan of staking out in plan view of the mage's familiar was much smarter.

>>10140117
Walk up to man at regular speed, but keep a Corner or some other Line-of-sight blocker available in case we need to GTFO.

>>10140164

>>10140191

>>10140167
It was amazing.

But really now, innocently walking to mage and apologizing might work better.

>Fuckin a, ah well lets use this, walk up to the man and apologize or something, we were hunting hawk, didn't know it was somebody's.
"Hunting, in the fucking city? Who even shoots hawks anyways, are you dense? Get the hell out of here, and don't let me catch you near here again. And, if you shoot at a hawk within five blocks of here, I will come and end you, you get it?"

>>10140207

>>10140218

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Doppleganger

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/10138220/

Archived. Go vote.

>>10140230

>>10140214
can we get a description of the guy whose yelling at us?

>>10140238

That was a retarded idea. Who the hell would believe we were hunting hawks in the middle of a city?

"Who lets a wild animal loose in the city anyway?! I've got ducklings to look after!" (Try to get close enough to bite)

How close are we?

>>10140254
i like this, except for the bite unless its absolutely just him and us.

>>10140254
Ooh, I like this.

>can we get a description of the guy whose yelling at us?
BELTS. I mean, really, what's up with that. Black hair, pretty pale, rather skinny.

>Autosage
I hope the guy doing this realizes we've got another 100+ posts to go and I plan on making another thread after this, whether this one is filled up with extra posts or not. You'd be a real bro if you deleted those, but I appreciate that you're not being obnoxious about it.

>>10140250

>>10140291
how close are we to him?

>>10140291

Idiots claim sage during an active thread.
>what sagers actually believe
>what's actually happening.jpg

I go for the gold.

>>10140214
Walk close to him, saying in a firm, but NOT loud voice, "I'm just trying to protect my chickens from predators! Why do you want to protect the hawk, anyway?"

>>10140309

>>10140305
He was your uncle's brother.

>>10140291

SPOT CHECK. Look at everything you fucking can. If there's no one in sight, surprise attack him with everything we've got. If we take down their spellcaster now, we're going to be golden.

Also, look in the shadows for that halfling rouge. He's watching us.

Act angry and frustrated about your lost beloved ducklings

>>10140320

>>10140291
guess its the magical one and his familiar if we decide that this is good time to attack him poison the shit out of him during our bite.

>>10140338

>>10140324
Dad?!?

>"Who lets a wild animal loose in the city anyway?! I've got ducklings to look after!" (Try to get close enough to bite)
>How close are we?
He's shouting at you just a little outside the building's doorway. You're a good 150 feet away, maybe a bit more.

"I'm serious, get the hell out of here, or I'll come over and make you! Some fox is probably eating your fucking ducks right now, you jackass--more likely than this hawk!" He seems like he's happy to find an outlet for prior anger.

>>10140291
IT'S THE SORCERER, EAT HIM.

>>10140349

>>10140291
I like this:
>>10140254
Also...
1) The party has access to magic. Maybe moreso than Beltboy. This has lead me to suggest that the soul-sucking magic user we discovered earlier may have decided to take us out before we can become a problem for him. It's a likely course of action to point us out to those who hold a grudge against us, pinning some of his victims onto us as well to avoid suspicion. If so, he's dangerous, as he is more ruthless, pro-active and cooridinated than we are. (side note: we don't know what those two high wizards look like... might be worth looking into)

2) The Explosive Rune may have had two purposes. While the first is obvious (killing us), we seem to be missing the second: now they know that what they've been tracking is intelligent enough to read (hence not under direct control of Claire). Where before was speculation, now is certainty. Intelligent prey requires different tactics than animalistic predators. Since we left no body behind, they will expect retaliation now; my suggestion is to give them unexpected retaliation -- change our own modus operandi.

3) By telling Claire what we are (to a limited extent), we may have eliminated her plausible deniability. Not only that, but if she's allowed to compare notes with the adventurers, she might discover that the dwarf was eaten AFTER meeting her (rather than our alleged stopping once we discovered sentience). This may not even be an issue though, if the first speculation holds true; Claire may well be the soul-sucking magic user's next victim.

>>10140357
>Then come and get me, asshole!
If he tries to climb here then we can simply push him while he's high enough.

>>10140372

>Idiots claim sage during an active thread.
? Where do you see a mention of saging? There's just someone trying to push us to autosage faster, who I was speaking to.

>SPOT CHECK. Look at everything you fucking can. If there's no one in sight, surprise attack him with everything we've got. If we take down their spellcaster now, we're going to be golden.
Nobody else outside at the moment, from what you can tell, but you can't see into the building. The hawk is getting airborne again.

>>10140357
"I'd like to see you try, you mustache-less weakling! I've have you know, I took second place in the poultry growers armwrestliing contest last year!" *move closer if he is alone*

>>10140395

>>10140405
Autosage approaching fast enough for my liking.

Don't give a shit about guy.
Hunt down hawk.

>>10140357
he isn't that far away we can cover 300ft in 6 seconds.

>>10140412

>>10140357
"Threatening and trespassing in an abandoned building? I have half a mind to call the city guard! If you weren't some kinda deranged hobo, I'd give you what for, I would..."

>>10140423

>>10140396
Start walking towards him yelling at him and demand reparations for ducklings eaten by hawk.

>>10140376
1) is related to what I was suggesting last thread, but we're not sure we have the bluff/diplomacy to pull it off

>>10140357
shit if he is THAT far away
"Come here and say that to my FACE!" points at out chin
>is my vote
>would get him away from the others
>all this is only if we are going to kill this guy now.

Shake finger in anger or something like that

>"I'd like to see you try, you mustache-less weakling! I've have you know, I took second place in the poultry growers armwrestliing contest last year!" *move closer if he is alone* (Insult, move closer)
>Move closer, then charge attack poison bite go
>"Threatening and trespassing in an abandoned building? I have half a mind to call the city guard! If you weren't some kinda deranged hobo, I'd give you what for, I would..."
>Hunt down hawk.
Vote.

>If he tries to climb here then we can simply push him while he's high enough.
You're actually on the ground now, to avoid attracting attention.

>>10140441

>>10140478

>>10140477
Hobo insultan while hawk huntan.

>>10140477
1 & 3, egg him closer, plus if he's angry, it'll be easier to surprise him.

>>10140461
insult his fashion sense.
150ft isn't that far for us
>>10140415

>>10140477
>"I'd like to see you try, you mustache-less weakling! I've have you know, I took second place in the poultry growers armwrestliing contest last year!" *move closer if he is alone* (Insult, move closer)

Try not to look like a real threat (Thanks Borat disguise) but some idiot yokel but try to get close enough that we can rush him. If he begins casting, take cover.

>>10140477
3 for me. We don't want to piss him off, we just want to look like an annoying city-goer

Also, please stop the autosage pushing. You may not like quest threads, but you can suck it up because some of the rest of us do.

>>10140504
this

>Insult, try to draw him closer
He takes a step toward you, then changes his mind and offers you an obscene gesture.

>>10140477
Insult his belts and lack of mustache.

>>10140415
>300 feet in 6 seconds
>91 meters in 6 seconds
>15 meters in 1 second
Nigga, we're fucking Usain Bolt on drugs.

>>10140494

>>10140477
We look like Borat. This guy probably thinks he can take us without magic. That works in our favor.

>>10140512
I meant on the lines of it would get him far from the possible backup, still thanks for fleshing out how fast we could reach him good sir.

>>10140531
Offer to duke it out with him. Put up a fisticuffs hand position and dance around a bit. Move closer casually.
Ready to dodge a magic attack.

>>10140551

Actually, why don't we call the guards on them? They are staying in an abandoned building and probably have Claire held hostage inside.

Excuse me, I am kinda lost. What are we doing again?

>>10140531
"Did your mother teach you that one? Want me to show you what she taught me?" Even ruder gesture.

>>10140531
"Fine, but if I see your stinking hawk even near my ducks again, I will kill it!" Begin walking away, facing him.

>>10140553
We also look like a simpleton easy to anger, that works for us too. He might not expect much from a simple dumb angry peasant and have his guard down

>>10140582
Trying to seperate him from the pack. Classic predator tactics.

>>10140568

Continue to insult. Possibly mention his mothers favorite pastime- Prostitution.

Doppleganger Damacy
a game where you see if you can name call better then a mage.

>>10140607

Time to take another shot at the hawk and get him really pissed off?

>Offer to duke it out with him. Put up a fisticuffs hand position and dance around a bit. Move closer casually.
Ready to dodge a magic attack.
>Threaten to call guard again
>"Did your mother teach you that one? Want me to show you what she taught me?" Even ruder gesture.
>"Fine, but if I see your stinking hawk even near my ducks again, I will kill it!" Begin walking away, facing him.

Vote.

>>10140583
Involving our junk.

1 and ready to dodge

>"Did your mother teach you that one? Want me to show you what she taught me?" Even ruder gesture.

>>10140630
>>"Did your mother teach you that one? Want me to show you what she taught me?" Even ruder gesture.
this

Also be ready to dodge

>>10140630

>"Did your mother teach you that one? Want me to show you what she taught me?" Even ruder gesture.

With aforementioned junk involvement.

FISTICUFFS

>>10140630
Insult and try to shoot hawk again. It will make him angry enough to begin acting.
I'm only afraid it may attract some Magic Missiles.

>>10140624

Let's not show him our junk, just in case it's messed up. (Is it?)

>>10140531
If we can get within 120ft, we can charge him and bite him.
Sigh, walk forward, body gestures as though we're offering an apology or calming down, and are sorry.
Warn us when we're within 120ft.

>>10140630
All of these but the guards one. We want to annoy him but not make him think we are a serious threat to him or his mission. Hence, not attacking the hawk either.

Oh, we might want to rush the last 10 meters or so, it would take us like .5 sec. He will never expect this.

>>10140672
>280 posts and rising
Autosage incoming.

>>10140666
Ah, Satan. You flatter me.

Gentlemen.
What CR are we?

>>10140689

>"Did your mother teach you that one? Want me to show you what she taught me?" Even ruder gesture. With aforementioned junk involvement.

He doubles his gesture, then changes his mind and starts waving his hands around angrily. Hmm. Looks like casting, but nothing's happened yet--

>>10140699
CR? Where we're going we won't need CRs!

>>10140699
Current estimate is 1 to 2.

>>10140707
How far away are we? And should we rush now?

>>10140707
>--

I AM ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT. OH GOD HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS

>>10140704
>40-ish posts + the ones that responded to me that were irrelevant

>>10140707
I'd recommend crapping in one hand and throwing it, yelling "You got change for a five?!"
But that would be wrong. And stupid. And interrupt his casting...

>>10140572
We can't eat him this way.

>>10140735

>>10140707
'Flee' around a corner and breathe heavily, pretending to panic.
Roll Listen checks to determine when he's getting close (he SHOULD pursue).

>>10140721
With AC 19, +7 initiative and other stats?

>>10140754
He probably won't, he's just on guard duty i think

>>10140753

>>10140707
Charge at him very fast!

>>10140754
Voting that

>>10140735
Congrats for wasting 40 minutes of your own time. It'll take TempDM all of 20 seconds to make a new thread.

>>10140707
CHARGE!

>>10140754
very much doubt it. He would be pleased that he scare off some simple man

>>10140769

>>10140757
Yes. A boar is a more-than-even match for us.

Now I think would be a good time to hide behind cover, and try to feign weakness to draw the dude in closer.

we should be ready to dodge any sort of direct attack.

>>10140781

>>10140795

>>10140803

>>10140809
Now saging posts because thread seems to be dying.

>>10140744
This. Seriously. Then charge him while he's still in shock of having feces thrown at him. Kill and eat. Then get the fuck outta there.

>>10140707
fuck a duck
was really hopeing we might be able to keep him from casting shit.
say "WHAT scared to fight me like a MAN?" if the casting continues then i guess we have to retreat to bite again at another time. fuck I would at least like to have him poisoned before we do,possibly nab him with a poison bolt or something?

>40-ish posts + the ones that responded to me that were irrelevant
Not having fun? If you have a suggestion to make it more fun, I'm listening.

>How far away are we?
About 135 feet. Non-threatening approach is slow.

>'Flee' around a corner and breathe heavily, pretending to panic.
>Charge
Vote.

The man has stopped with the hand motions and is smirking. "Why don't you come say that to my face, tough guy? We'll see just how brave you are."

>>10140820
Actually, I think TempDM is making a new one. Join us, won't you?

rolled 1 = 1

>>10140820

>>10140820
actually we're just waiting on the DM
now PISS OFF.

He won't follow us no matter where we go, we must bring the fight to him. I vote charge, with a dodge action ready

TempDM, throw feces. Seriously.

>>10140744
>>10140826

come on, man, that's just plain retarded

>>10140849
That's why it'll work!

>>10140842
scratch that, get closer, and then charge
He's got a spell ready, we should be ready to dodge, again

>>10140835
start going closer to him, be prepared to dodge

rolled 1 = 1

>>10140840

>>10140835
Okay, let's go at him and when we're about 15-20 meters from him, fall down. He'll laugh his ass off and then we can charge at him with all out 18str bite.

>>10140835
Hey, there was a vote for throwing crap? Damn it...
Okay, as the instigator of that, I'll man up and vote for it too.

rolled 1 = 1

>>10140863

>>10140860

Yeah, he's got something ready for close range but won't be expecting a charge.

Charge.

>>10140877
Imma vote for crap too

New thread please.

No charge! He has something nasty ready for us, retreat for now, we know where they are, we can come back.

Throw feces AND charge. I see nothing but a positive outcome.

>>10140877
we dont even can crap right now, or even at all, our digestive system is awsome.

Hey guy who's doing the extra posts, would you be a bro and delete them when I make the new thread? (Just check the boxes and delete in the bottom right corner.) You've been cool for a quest hater so far. Thanks.

>Throw feces (Seriously? I guess, if people want to...)
>Closer, then charge
First to three.

New thread coming soon.

>>10140925
Charge and bite.

Wait.
Instead of charging and beating him.
We can use our superior strength to catch him, go into an alley and eat him.

>Closer, then charge

>>10140934
This.

>>10140918
even if we*

anyway its fucking stupid and should forget about it.

>>10140925
>>10140925
Move and CHARGE HIM

Retreat for now, we need thew element of surprise here.

Random question, does volunteering to sage posts delay the autosage?
Because if so, I'll just start posting all my responses in sage to keep auto at bay

>>10140925
Close up and charge.

>>10140925
charge

Get close up, about 30 ft, then charge

>>10140956
>>10140961
BAD IDEA

We KNOW he has some shit ready to go, why trip it?

>>10140925
FECES

>>10140951
It doesn't, no.

>>10140946
Thank you for thinking for us. Another bullet dodged! Speaking of stupid... let's rush him! He'll never expect it, nor will the guys in the room that we can't see!

>>10140936
Why not quickly bite off his neck take him to alley and eat him?

>closer, then charge
this
Though be ready for what ever he's waving for

>>10140978
Because we've readied an action to dodge it.

>>10140961

>>10140956
>>10140948
>>10140938
We're boned.

Both charge and feces. They aren't mutually exclusive.

Guess we are charging
remember to inject some poison in his ass.
if we need to retreat from this encounter then lets have them carry around a bitchy mage who is even more bitchy because he is poisoned.

Between charge and feces, I'd go with charge.

...we probably could've come up with a completely different strategy, though, right? But for some reason, it felt like an "only one of these two" choice.

inb4 dead

feces

This is fucking stupid.
We can't take the guy on.
He's prepared a spell.
He's aware of us.
Just hide behind a corner and wait until his back is turned.
If people are seriously going with the fling feces route, do it, but still hide behind something.

No charge!
In before we step on another explosive rune.

>>10141019
That's because they were the only two suggested. Nice job on trying to kill a suspicious animal near a party that heavily suggests a ranger and a wizard or sorceror...

>>10141045
you read explosive runes :|

>>10141027
The vote was made. We're acting out our Int 10... which is apparently borderline retarded.

>>10141055
Or the ranger made explosive traps. Throw feces around the guy too, to see if we can trigger any of them.

"WHAT ARE YOU WAVING YOUR HANDS FOR, FAGGY BOY? CAN'T TAKE ON A REAL MAN, HUH? ALL TALK AND NO BACKBONE?"

Lol, no feces

>>10141079
Ohhhhh.

Changing my vote to this.

>>10141055
Huh, I'll be damned, in 2nd ed it was touched OR read, but you're right, in 3.5 its just read.

>>10141078
Okay, that's stupid. Honestly, the feces thing was suggested to piss him off so tremendously that he would stop casting and try to punch us in the face.
That's all.

>>10141095
Braille runes, fucker.

>>10141120
I loled

>>10141120
We can't read Braille.

>>10141116
>Implying that the only reason feces would be used is because it IS so horribly stupid

>>10141128
Braille is read by - guess what - touching.

>>10141120
freaking lol'd

Insult his belts.

Autosage is Go!
New thread time.

>>10141168
>"All belts, no brawn, eh!? Handle things like a real man!"

If we are going to throw anything throw one of the potions at random, who knows maybe it's acid?

>>10141218
TOLD YOU WE SHOULD BOIL IT TO HAVE GRENADES

>>10141218
Feces will get us punched. Potions will get us killed.

>>10141250
pretty sure phazers are set to kill as it is.

>>10141231

New thread is go.

Again, post spamming quest hater Anon, I'd be grateful if you deleted those posts since the thread's not going to be used anyways. You made your point.

>>10141284

>>10141231
Waiting for what?