I hope this ends up like Ugly Americans...

>>12869664
sip in hell

tea-fag

>>12869664

I do too.

>peaceful coexistence of all sentient species, and we will stop at nothing to achieve it.
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

This could either go the Ugly Americans route, where the creatures are out in the open, or the Hellboy route where they exist underground.

Either way, it seems cool.

It's horrible! Of course it has nothing to do with "protection", it's just tracking and monitoring because someone is afraid of non-humans. Um, and getting an ugly website isn't going to help...

>>12869651
Personally, I'm wary about it... why do they need us ALL to register? I mean, some of the more predatory ones like vampires, demons, and zombies, yeah, keeping tabs on them are good ideas...

...but even unicorns, fey, and angels need registries? They're benevolent, not harmful... why would we need to monitor them? What's the SRA -really- up to with all this?

Me, I don't care what they say, I'm not registering. My neighbors know I'm a centaur, they know and they don't care. Screw the SRA.

>guills called
Well, call Guills back, tell him I'll pay what he's owed when I get my next paycheck Wednesday.

>>12869781
Lucky you, Kate... they don't have Dryad listings, unless there's some kinda loophole putting you under the Fey group like they do the sylphs and undines...

please please please tell me this is a set up for an ARG. because that would be so fucking awesome.

>>12869838
>some of the more predatory ones like vampires

Oh fuck you, I've been living with humans for centuries and have only ever killed in self defence.

I mean, I drink animals' blood. I make sure my neighbors know what's up and that they can count on me if they need help or whatever.

Let me guess, you think dragons eat nothing but young virgin women. Fucking racists.

>>12869905
Racist? Me? Nah bro, just speaking from experience, I guess. Not to many vamps I've heard of who can rein-in the blood-hunger enough to stick to just animals, so I guess I kinda projected a bit. Sorry, bro. No disrespect intended.

>>12869651
So it's like the Men in Black, but for ghosts and driders and stuff like that.

>>12869984
>implying it's like in a fictional movie

aww, how cute.

>>12869950
>so I guess I kinda projected a bit. Sorry, bro. No disrespect intended.

Yeah, alright, I might have overreacted. Hell anyone who lived through the crusades probably would have.

But I want to clear up that most of us do not go around butchering humans, that's just stupid and insane. It is hard to see through the bloodlust sometimes, I will admit. A lot of us have agreements with humans, some service in exchange for blood.

The predatory vampires? The ones always in the news? They're the minority, they're absolutely batshit and we hate them as much as everyone else.

>>12869905
You'll kill one day, freak, and when you do I'll be there with a stake and some holy water. You're lucky those limp-wrists at the UN let you live this long.

>>12869950
I was told to register under "Fey", but Sis said they don't have any authority over dryads or nymphs and just want an excuse to put us in the records. I guess we're lucky?

What about you, have they called?

>>12870065
>stake and some holy water

You ,uh, know it doesn't wo-

Nevermind. Come at me bro, etc.

>>12869858
probably viral, but it's fun.

>>12870045
>fictional

Ha ha, oh wow, etc.

>>12870102
BUT IT WOULD BE SUCH A WONDERFUL SET UP FOR AN ARG.

>>12870090
Nah. Funny this was, I got changed sometime into the mid 90's (werewolf, BTW), and even though I registed at the local office, even though I'd moved since then and slacked-off on reregistering until recently, I haven't really gotten any calls about it aside from one asshole sending the cops a-calling when one of his pet chickens went missing...

...which wasn't my fault, mind you, it was a wild fox. Though how that guy could tell which clucker out of a dozen identical ones was missing, I have no clue.

I have to say I'm strongly against this. Registering myself like I'm some kind of weapon; an animal to be tagged and tracked?

But I'm a wraith, so what the hell are they going to do anyway?

>>12870235
Bust out the proton packs, I guess.

>>12870235
What makes you think there's something they can't do? Part of their reason for registering it to protect others from dangerous members of supernal society... and evey groups has their darksides, even Ghosts.

GET OFF MY BOARD SUPERNATURAL FAGS!

GOD HATES BLOODSUCKERS!

GO BURN ON A FUCKIN' STAKE!

I'm unsure. On one hand it sounds like it could totally go terribly terribly wrong in so many ways. Even leaving out the whole "they go totally genocidal and decide to get rid of everyone who let themselves be tracked" option what if someone *else* got a hold of the database? I mean, it's not like it's impossible. There's that one time the british government lost a huge bit of their health services database!

On the other hand it is pretty handy. I mean, it's all sorts of useful data for statistics and making sure remains are properly handled is important! Some folks are ...y'know, infectious post mortem.

I am... ambivalent. Middle of the road, unsure.

"Wait and see" I suppose.

>>12869712
You know, I've heard they're using this to get rid of some of the more dangerous monsters, vampires and werewolves and stuff. I would never want my daughter to run into any of these monsters, and I feel a lot better knowing where they are.

>>12870340
Yeah I'm waiting for the news that some Vampire hunters hacked their servers or some shit. Probably going to kill their chances at getting new registers.

>>12870343
Yeah, I sure do feel safer knowing which of my neighbors are sex offenders.

>>12870300
>What makes you think there's something they can't do?

Well, I'm a free spirit, I'm not tied down to a house or anything, so what is there really?

But then again I haven't been following spiritual research as much as I should, is there something I should be worried about?

>>12870340

Ooh, good point. Would be seriously bad if one of those human-only groups like the Silver Flame Order got hold of the registry listings...


>>12870318
Aw, dammit, another drunken angel on a "holy asshole" rant... When will someone teach these guys sacramental wine is symbolic, as in "not for normal consumption", and more importantly, still as alcoholic as normal wine?

>>12870366

I'd rather have a sex offender in my neighbourhood than a supernatural.

>>12870394
Exactly, atleast I can take down some perv with a bat, or call the police.

Hmmm there's no category for constructs.

>>12870388
>When will someone teach these guys sacramental wine is symbolic, as in "not for normal consumption", and more importantly, still as alcoholic as normal wine?

Probably when someone teaches them not to show their true forms in public. It's been like ten thousand years and they still burn peoples' eyes out.

>>12870388
...There might even be flamers in the SRA.

>>12870406
Why can't you call the police on a supernatural?

>>12870394
Oh, I bet the feykin working at the local grocery store to pay for her mother's medical bills, or the goblin scraping by on his skimpy paychecks from that thankless janitor shift at your office would just LOVE to hear you'd consider a pedophile or serial rapist more welcome in your home than them, you shitwad.

Yes, because let's forget the rights of the supernaturals who just want to live their lives and don't want to be on a nice convenient list if the state ever decides to do a mass purge, as states have proven themselves pretty fucking prone to doing in the past.

The state only cares about your rights insofar as its politically useful to care. The second it's more useful to sell you to the wolves, they most certainly will.

>>12870433
Because, even today, a lot of police departments aren't equiped with anti-supernatural weapons. I guess it's a funding issue, they'd have to carry around truckloads of different ammo, charms, etc.

The last time there was a major supernatural incident down here (albany, GA) they had to call in the national guard.

I just assumed this was an identity theft site for folks that take their WoD too seriously.

>burniah yourself
indeed capcha, indeed

>>12870432
As scary a thought as that might be, I'd like to think they'd be extra-cautions about screening out potential hate-group members like them...

Seriously there's no constructs category guys.

What do I do?

Do I have to register or not?

>>12870456
>wolves

I resemble that remark. :P

We're not that bad, really.

You /do/ realize that while the whole SRA deal sounds pretty ominous, we're just trying to keep track of you guys.
The databases are really just for statistics nowadays. I have in my 13 years only heard of ONE code alpha; some fledgling vamp went crazy up in Alaska.

You are an important demographic and people want to know that you're thriving in your new habitats. I don't think anyone wants to see another pandemic like in 73...

>>12870388
Those Silver Flame assholes are just as bad as the fleabags and leechmouths. They're Some kind of ass-backward extremists. Yeah, they kill the monsters most of the time, but do you know what they do with angels when they find them? I want to get rid of these critters pretty bad, but there's a limit, guys.

>>12870484
I think they still consider you guys property. Like the fuckers have never heard of the 14th amendment.

>>12870482
Even so, what happens in the event of a major political shift? It wouldn't be the first time it's happened in a developed country. All it takes is the right disaster and you could very easily have a population screaming for the death of all supernaturals. Then you have a list with a whole mess of innocent individuals at the disposal of a government that will likely be all too happy to acquiesce to the populace's wishes.

>>12870484
You walk down the street and you jump up and down, causing a minor tremor.
When they come to pick you up, put on yo troll face and say this:
"Well,guess I was...rocking out.'
Then walk away while puttin on yo sunglasses.
>Burling mencessu
Indeed, captcha, this construct seems to be a burly mencessu.

>>12870448
You know why that little bastard's a janitor at my office? Because they know better than to let him janitor at a school. Those things steal children all the time, watch the news.

>>12870484
You know how bureaucracy can be - they're probably just slow to include the category. They said they can't add a category unltil a significant number of folks request it, but once they do, I'm sure all the golems and such will be given "mandatory suggestions" to register as well.

>>12870510
>You /do/ realize that while the whole SRA deal sounds pretty ominous, we're just trying to keep track of you guys.

The last time I heard something like this, WW2 happened. I hope you understand how hard it is for some of us, especially the longer lived, to accept.

>>12870471
That's a regional thing. Up here in Maryland you can get an Anti-Apparition Drop Squad on your front lawn in five minutes, guaranteed. All you have to do is dial 989.

Now, five minutes is a long fucking time when there's a living shadow snacking on your wife, but there aren't usually very many incidents, simply because all the supernaturals know very well what will happen if they cause a fuss.

I can't wait until they amend the constitution to make sure you monsters can't hold office. NO VAMPIRE PRESIDENT. IT'S THE WHITE HOUSE, NOT THE RED HOUSE.

>>12870484
Get real, you're property.

>>12870521

Wait I'm in the UK. Aren't we covered by the slave trade act of 1807 which makes trading in slaves illegal?

>>12870546
>Those things steal children all the time, watch the news.

See? This is what I was talking about earlier, fucking racists who believe every little thing about non-humans.

Some starving goblins eat a few children in the eight century and suddenly they're all horrible monsters.

>>12870570
We run a tight ship in Maryland.
We have a few incidents with the crab folk tho. Get enough of us drunk and you will see us trying to throw entire families of them into a giant pot.

>>12870576
Oh, sorry, I have no idea, but I would imagine so.

>>12870510
I wasn't born until '82, and wasn't changed until '94... what happened in '73?

>>12870537

Actually my body is comprised of mostly titanium with some steel chainmail around the joints.

Breaking News: A SRA office was truck bombed a few moments ago. The death total so far is 30

>>12870595
Then I guess you can say you were too...
Metal for them mother fuckers.

>>12870572
> can't wait until they amend the constitution to make sure you monsters can't hold office.

There's five of us in the senate. Not fucking likely.

>>12870599
ah shit.... I am not going out today

>>12870609
Indeed.
Redshell McPinch, is the honourable Crabfolk senator from Maryland.
He even eats at crabfeasts with us, what a nice guy!

>>12870594
Suck-face turned like fifty people up near Nome, Alaska. Had to be cleared out. Real bloody, almost resulted in air strikes, on US soil. I'm surprised they didn't teach you in school.

>>12870607

Plus why would I want to damage public property?
I mean that's just wrong.

>>12870572
White House? Funny how you're so worried about that when five vampires, three werewolves, and a zombie are solid and respected members of Congress, yet you saw no need to mention them.

>>12870599
No way a nonhuman did this, it's a false flag. I TOLD YOU PEOPLE THIS WAS COMING.

>>12870594
short version: weres with rabies
originated in a ghetto outside Chicago and due to low levels of information on numbers and density of the were population managed to spread throughout the state with a few isolated incidents as far away as France

>>12870599
I am calling it now. The nazi vampires did it!

My parents are an interspecies marriage, I'm half-Ralkashas. Stones used to get thrown through the windows, people made life hell for me. But the SRA helped my family through all that, so fuck the haters.

>>12870650

You know the nazi vampires weren't actually that bad as far as folks go.

You hear a lot of stories about them being evil and such but really? Most of them were just young men who wanted to protect their homeland. Their leaders were the crazy ones.

>>12870650
why do we let them live? WHY!

>>12870650
Nazi vampires. Nazi. Vampires. Do you really need any more proof that these pale bastards are out to destroy the world?

>>12870650
Man, fuck you, there's no way Rip was a part of this.

>>12870636
I must've been out when they covered that chapter - I had a few form-control problems back then, like most lycanthropes when got the change mid-puberty. Of course, I've since outgrown those problems.

...hey, I'm not proud of it, but I'm honest about it.

>>12870576

The slave trade act only prevents trading in slaves, I think you mean the Slavery Abolition Act 1833.

Unfortunately however, the wording of the act means that it's application to supernaturals is a matter of some controversy:

"and it is just and expedient that all such Persons should be manumitted and set free"

The key word is "Persons" which in UK case-law has been ruled not to apply to constructs, zombies, ghosts and all such non-living entities.

>>12870679
Nazi humans. Nazi. Humans. Do you really need any more proof that these pale bastards are out to destroy the world?

Remember: Adolf Hitler was all mortal.

>>12870679
>Nazi vampires. Nazi. Vampires. Do you really need any more proof that these pale bastards are out to destroy the world?

Why would they do that? Kill their food? Stupid if you ask me.

>>12870673
Are you fucking serious? How old are you? Did the fucking Germans build you back then?

I don't know about the rest of you guys, but I and most fey I know are refusing to sign up for this shit. Just because I'm a nymph doesn't mean the government gets to treat me like some sort of weapon to keep track of. We deserve rights, too. I can understand maybe adding an option to the census to say how many supernaturals are living in each house, but individual registration? That's bullshit.

>>12870697
>Kill their food?

oh shit nigga what are you doing YOU DON'T SAY SHIT LIKE THAT

humans aren't food, vamps don't eat them okay?

>>12870682

Really? I thought that British case law had come out in favour of the supernatural community.

Although as a Construct of the People would I be regarded as a public utility or piece of infrastructure?

I mean if anyone could claim to own me it would be the USSR but they're gone.

>>12870690
Yeah, and he was taken down by humans too. Pure, red-blooded American humans. We'd do just fine without the things that go bump in the night.

>>12870727
Like I said, property. Now get back in the garage.

>>12870681
It's still embarassing to think back at the one time I had a "spazz moment" in English class, shifted forms, and stuck my nose under Ms. Starelli's skirt to sniff her ass...

...though once I regained my human mindset and turned back, a few of my human friends said they were kinda jealous I got to do it and they didn't. Heheh.

>>12870715
I signed up back when this started. An act of goodwill, I guess. I thought things would be getting better, but they're just been harassing me for the past five decades. It's like every week, they come around looking for a corpse, human blood, and I keep telling them, I only drink from animals.

>>12870731
Actually, he was taken down by Soviet forces with extensive aid of construct soldiers.

I've been stuck haunting a house for the past few decades. Thank the reaper for the recent development of the internet, I tell you what! I registered as soon as I saw this website existed. I figure that's what keeps getting put in my mailbox.

Honestly, I don't fear any repercussions, but I want a legal avenue in case of arson or a broken window or something. It's not like I can just fix it myself, you know? And since I'm technically dead, it's a hard time finding work! I've been doing covert advertisements to keep my internet connection paid for. I know a lot of other undead are being a little paranoid about this, but it's not like hunters weren't always a threat. They have their own databases, what do they want a government one for?

guys have you seen this man? If you do RUN! he will cut down any one if he thinks your not "pure"

>>12870755
That's ridiculous. I'd file a complaint if I were you.

>>12870704

I AM A CONSTRUCT OF THE PEOPLE!

Forged in the Magnitogorsk steel mill and given life by Conclave of Soviet Magi to aid the people.

During WW2 I fought on the Eastern front and aided whoever I could acting as a symbol of Soviet Ideals for those on the front lines ensuring not only that the brave men and women of the Red Army never forgot themselves but also ensuring the welfare of civilians we came across.

After the war I came to Britain to aid in reconstruction and have generally wandered here ever since due to travel home being next to impossible.

>>12870731
A massive war started by humans? And ended by humans after millions of deaths? Sounds like you guys are the problem, not us.

>>12870758

Indeed. I remember watching as an old soviet soldier helped a wounded soviet half his age hoist the red flag over the city.

The fall of fascism in Europe. Truly it was a privilege to have been present there.

>>12870774
I tried, for so long, about seven years back I just gave up and ran. It's surprising how easy it still is to make a new identity.

>>12870758
Typical liberal propaganda. Everyone knows the Russkies were too busy purging all the vamps and witches in Russia, they'd been doing it for 20 years.

The only adjective I can use for this is "cute". Like a child trying to coerce an adult into doing what it wants by badgering it with it's high pitched cries.

>>12870816
If you know the right people, definitely. But for some of us that's easier said than done- it's hard to move around, and people in the area learn to recognize you.

>>12870787
We all know the Vampire Illumati had more than their hand in it.

>>12870825

But I was there.

Plus Berlin was firmly in the region of Germany secured by the Red Army.

>>12870808
I kind of wanted to be there, help out, you know? Bullets, bombs, mortars, none of that stuff does much to me. But a vamp going around killing humans, even in a war like that? Can you imagine the shitstorm?

>>12870727
>Construct of The People
>imagines Comrade Golem crouching in an undersized chair at Social Services office, waiting next to a wrinkled up grandmother.
>complete with all the glorious hammered-steel muscles and painted-on overalls
>slight pattern of corrosion and bolt holes where the ☭ was removed from the chest.

>glorious

>>12870771
Ya he broke out of prison this morning. He killed three hundred guards in his escape! None of our weapons could kill him.

>>12870760
What you need to do is use that internet and get yourself a family. Show that you can be helpful, not hurtful. They'd never need a security system to stop burglars when they have you watching, ready to spook a thief and wake them up. And if they have kids, you could watch the little guy, keep him company, and get the family if he gets hurt.

>>12870839
>recognize you.

Well, I did have to bribe a plastic surgeon to help me with that, and it took about seven tries, but all in all, relatively easy.

>>12870852

Oh no I do not claim any social services or anything. My needs are few and easily satisfied by what the people grateful for my aid give me. Even then I give most of what I receive to others.

I did keep the hammer and sickle though. I keep it in the bag I carry things in.

>>12870825
They did that too. But I suppose you're going to deny the advance across eastern Europe that allowed the soviets (human ran) to purge millions of human citizens on a whim when they took several independent nations into the fold. Supernaturals seem to be a pretty minor problem if you look back on the scope of history.

It wasn't supernaturals that instigated the famines in Russia, it wasn't supernaturals that performed the holocaust, it wasn't supernaturals that were responsible for the rape of nanking, etc.

If you ask me, it should be we who rise up and put you under a close watch. We have eternity to keep our insanity in check, you frail little creatures seem to go mad at the drop of a hat and have caused great damage in doing so.

>>12870874
Wraith here.

What he needs to do is get unbound, being chained to that shack in Ireland was fucking torture.

>>12870771
>>12870862
You see? YOU SEE? This is what we have to become to deal with monsters. This man is a good Christian, a fucking saint. I hope he puts each and every one of you monsters in the dirt.

>>12870910
Oh sweet Mother Moon, who the hell let one of those Silver Flame sympathists in here?

>>12870910
A monster of god is no different than any other monster.

>>12870889
What can I say? They're Commies. Just as bad as elves, in my opinion.

>>12870910

But that would be wrong. The benefit to the remaining people would not be enough to justify the wholesale slaughter of the entire supernatural community.

>>12870910
Your "good christian" is worse than most of them. HE TOOK AN RPG TO THE FACE, HE IS NOT HUMAN.

When he gets done with the monsters, who do you think he'll decide is "unclean" next?

>>12870909
Unbinding is not easy. It requires many months of extensive therapy to relax the emotional attachments necessary to allow a ghost to leave.

>>12870874
Well, that would work if I were a poltergeist, but I'm a spectre. I can't just hide my appearance like that, and apparently it's pretty disturbing? I haven't been able to see myself in mirrors for quite a while. I still don't know if that's typical of spectres.

Plus the banister is never NOT on fire, so, it's not really a draw for a 'family home'.

Most people just don't want to bunk with the undead.

>>12870889
Name one advance provided by a supernatural.

You may live long, but you do nothing with that life. Immortality is wasted on the immortal.

>>12870910
bitch I am human also but you guys are also the problem! Also I just found out that Hellsing is going to join us to bring him down for for good.

>>12870929
You shut your whore mouth.
>>12870939
God willing, the Muslims.

>>12870935
Because it was only the Communists that performed genocide against the native Americans, the Armenians, the jews, the gypsies, etc.

>>12870935

I was created to uphold the ideals of Marx. However the USSR became a creature of fascism. It gave only lip service to the teachings of Marx and Lenin instead preferring the honeyed words of Stalin who created a new oligarchy to replace the old and led our people down a dark path.

If I had been able to return I would have killed him myself.

>>12870776

Brought to life by magic - Price: Madness
Insteeled (lol) with communist ideals - Price: Several Instructor's salary for a year

Allowing me to bring Warforged into my modern Campeign?

Priceless

>>12870955
>You shut your whore mouth.

Say that to my face fucker, not online and see what happens.

>>12870949
>Name one advance provided by a supernatural.

To humans? Can't think of one off the top of my head. Probably because you keep trying to shoot it off.

Seriously, why would we help you when you continually try to murder us?

>>12870951
Foreign involvement? This is the start, America, this is where it starts. Pretty soon every Supernatural and Post-human organization from every foreign power is going to be making excuses to come over here and do our job for us. You monsters want to be afraid? Wait until those sword swinging weirdos from Japan are taking your heads off, or those Chinese come after your dongs.

>captcha: SOURCE: pencront
Pencront, your outlet for truth. Human, American, Pencront.

>>12870987
Do I need to start listing atrocities and genocides performed at the hands of humans?

>>12870987
Because you leech off our civilizations, that we built.

Build your own and leave us alone. We don't want your kind around, we'd have though you'd have gotten the message.

>>12870951
wait wait wait Hellsing!?! those fuckers use a vampire to kill vampires! Alucard is a traitor to his own kind

>>12870951
>Hellsing

Shit they scare me almost as much as the other guy.

You know who they have bound to their service right? The fucking progenitor himself. Those batshit vamps I was talking about? Yeah...

>>12871013
The vampires Alucard kills are a shame to vampire-kind anyway.

>>12871007
>that we built.

ON OUR PROPERTY

You've done nothing but murder and steal from us and DARE call us leaches?

>>12871020
Only because he's forced to, way I hear it.

>>12871015

This Hellsing group are a genuinely disturbing group. I recall seeing the results of their handiwork in the war.

An entire village burned to the ground. None spared. Even the earth was salted.

If any deserves the title of monster it is they.

>>12871000
>>12871013
Its not my choice it came from the top... I have to follow orders And yes Alucard is going to lead there forces

>>12871007
>>12871025

Hey now there's no need for this.

We all live on the same land and it is our responsibility and obligation to not only get along but to help each other.

>>12871025
There was no vampire before man. We were first, you drain our blood and our civilizations. This is our land.

The rest of you are no better. Savages that build nothing, provide nothing, do nothing, are nothing.

One day you will be burnt from this land. One day.

>>12871000
>sword swinging weirdos from Japa

Kid, I've eaten katanas. They're disgusting shit, but I've done it.

>>12871007
We're part of your civilization. Most supernaturals are ordinary people working ordinary jobs. But hey, you want contribution to society? How about the inclusion of construct soldiers that can fight tirelessly and need no food or supplies? Those would have been utterly impossible with magic. How about advanced medical treatments relying on the infusion of vampiric vitae? How about the fact that there hasn't been a single werewolf rejected from special forces duty? How about the fact that most anti-supernatural units are either completely composed of or make use of supernaturals to protect you against the creatures that DO actually want to do you and your family harm?

>>12871049
Good. We can kill him when he gets done with the religious nut.

>>12871051

There is no need for this hate of others.

Only by coming together and uniting as one people can we move forward to a better tomorrow.

>>12871051
>there was no vampire before man.
there were no HUMAN vampires, we can trace our ancesters as far back as you can. Longer, actually, because some of them are still alive.

>>12871037
In Hellsing's defense, they don't deal with ordinary supernaturals. These guys aren't the glorified SWAT of police department anti-supernatural units. Also, the really bloody stuff doesn't start until they need to bring Alucard in. Most of the time, it's pretty basic military operation. What you saw was the worst of a bad time for them.

>>12871060
>How about the inclusion of construct soldiers
Created by humans.
>How about advanced medical treatments relying on the infusion of vampiric vitae?
Save a life so it can be ruined? I don't think so.

I dated a Banshee once.

I am deaf now.

>>12871065
While you're at it, why don't you kill Cthulhu too? I wouldn't recommend trying to kill Alucard. Just accept that he's bound and he's somewhat contented in his work.

>>12871065
but if he try to do anything funny. We will have a black ops team storm there compound in the uk. and we will take no prisoners

>>12871099
>Created by humans.

Fucking horseshit. You trying to tell me those 15k year old constructs unearth were made by humans who barely understood agriculture.

>>12871083
This is cute. Did your sire tell you this? Next you're gonna tell me about the vampires they had on Noah's Ark.

>>12871060
Amidst all the rage and quarrel, one person gets it.

We nonhumans might not be at the forefront of history books, like most of the human heroes and villains of days past might be, but we still have our contributions, big and small.

>>12871099
>Created by humans.

Mages, supernaturals. Construct soldiers would be utterly impossible without supernaturals.

>Save a life so it can be ruined? I don't think so.

You don't know much about such medical treatments. It's perfectly possible to treat the resulting ghoul symptoms afterwards, but the increase in fortitude and healing capabilities from the infusion of vitae has made it possible to survive injuries that would have been a sure bet to killing you 20 years ago. The field is making strides in treating many conditions thought utterly incurable. Especially when work is combined in the fields of thaumatological healing.

>>12871106
If Alucard can't cross water, wtf happens if he is immersed in water?

the world needs more people like this guy

>>12871118
they are going to get destroyed!

>>12871051
The fey were before us though... well us. I was human for a long time, anyway. We destroyed their kinngdoms, took them over and murdered their kind.
Do not deceive yourself. Humans are monsters to. For an example, I used to be a crusader for a while (this was after I'd died and turned into a spectral horseman) and the things I saw in the first crusade destroyed my hopes of peace amongst humans.

Even these days... In England, around the 19th century I spent twenty years in a sanitorium, a place where you treat your own kind wih nothing short of torture. Humans are evil

>>12871118
You people don't learn do you? Some supernaturals are simply at a level above you. You need to accept that.

>>12871125
Then who built them? Did a werewolf paw it together? Did a vampire bite the metal into a MAN-SHAPED thing?

>>12871144
Race traitor.

>>12871156

As I understand it the first constructs were made by the fey.

>>12871156
There are ancient supernaturals that are well beyond our ken.

That is not dead which can eternal lie.
And with strange aeons even death may die.

>>12871156
You know as well as I do there are very few records from that time. It's not clear who made who. The only reason we even know as much as we do about Egypt and other early civilizations is because they carved their records in stone. Everyone else was using clay or something.

>>12871106
>Kill Cthulhu

Why would we do that? He works for us.

Pic related: Just one of the many hires he's sent our way!

>>12871156
They were made by the First Race of Man, before the fall of Atlantis, just as the first religion was founded in the name of Leviathan. You guys really should read the -real- history books.

>>12871156
You really think vampires and werewolves are the only supernaturals? Fey can build constructs with no problem at all. And we've been around a lot longer than humans. You monsters steal our land, force us into the hills and dare to threaten us for poisoning your society built on the torture of others. It's disgusting, everything about humans is repulsive.

>>12871205

Well I guess that makes sense.

Ancient history isn't my strong suit. Now if you want a discussion on ethics, Marxism, socialism or Lenin then I'm your golem.

>>12869838
Ahhahaha, typical centrist "Liberal" feel-good bullshit. "Oh, I'm fine with the 'good ones' moving into my neighborhood, but keep the 'bad ones' away from me!" You might as well be a Southerner 50 years ago talking about black people. Liberty for all sentient entities!

You know, ever since people found out dwarves really were supernaturals, I've been getting a lot of hate around the office.

Edit: Wow, really should have read the thread before I stepped in.

For all the epithets they give us... "monster"... "inhuman"... "demonic"... I say humans themselves can carry these same titles.

Look inside. We supernaturals are no more the unholy demons than you are the incorruptible angels. No black, no white, only various greys.

>>12871155
You see, my friends, this is their thinking. You want to know why we need to distrust them? Why they've never made any achievements themselves, instead of leeching off of ours? It's because they see us as slaves and cattle. WE build the nations, and what do they do? Weasal their way in and act like they belong. And before you know it, they're running out cities, our schools, our businesses. There are even supernaturals in Congress, ladies and gentlemen. How long? I want to know, how long, before they decide our way of life, that has put us at the top of the food chain, is no longer necessary, and they decide it's time America had some kind of Vampire king, or a walking tree for an emperor. I say no more. I say we pass a bill, and we kick these ghouls and ghosts out of our pure America, once and for all.

Pencront, your outlet for truth. Human, American, Pencront.

>>12871212

Hey now theres no need for that.

Yes mistakes have been made in the past but that doesn't mean a grudge should be held. No good can come of it. Instead you should focus on reconciliation. Help each other.

>>12871205
Heh, I wrote some of those "real" history books.

I honestly never thought they'd take it so seriously.

>>12871155
There is no supernatural force that we can not crush together. Power in numbers.

>>12871232
>It's because they see us as slaves and cattle. WE build the nations, and what do they do? Weasal their way in and act like they belong. And before you know it, they're running out cities, our schools, our businesses.

But a lot of us *were* human, we did contribute, we paid our dues, and now that we're not human we're paying even more. This isn't right and you know it.

>>12871232

Typical Americans...

But really such divisive behaviour isn't going to do the people any good. The only ones who will benefit from it are your leaders.

>>12871144

.....daddy?! Where did you get that?!

>>12871212
I think you need more iron in your diet.

>>12871212
>fey
>lecturing on torture
Now don't be humble. You guys wrote the book on sadism, torture and causing insanity. We ain't got shit on you.

>>12871232
It will happen a lot faster if you keep badgering a bunch of power entities to the point that they might consider unifying against a common enemy. We need to befriend them and accept the valuable contributions such beings can make to our society. The supernaturals aren't out to kill us, it's us that are out to kill them and in many cases, they have been the only thing holding back the entities beyond time and space that do view as playthings to be used.

>>12871226
>incorruptible angels

I -am- and incorruptible angel, and you're all going to burn.

>>12871245
I'm sorry, but an entire elite force from the vatican went against him when that whackjob sacked london. You haven't got a hope.

I thought maybe the Supernatural Registration Authority would be different, but I went and waited in their office for two weeks and no one came to help me.

Life's never easy when your a shadow...

So guys, a family of Werewolves moved next door to me.

Now I don't want to see intolerant, but every full moon I can't get a wink of sleep. The howling. How do I politely tell them this?

God DAMNIT people.

God damn it. Why you always gotta start shit?

The SRA is here for your protection. Yes, supernaturals, you do need goddamn protection.

When you register for a new residence, people get told. Police. Clergy. Morticians. Every year at least a dozen stupid fucking spirits of one kind or another get banished 'cause they decided to haunt a house in bumblefuck nowhere where Rev. Racist & Co notice they're not on the registry, so they can be exorcised without us knowing about it.

You, fucking fae. Say you decide to hibernate for a decade or three. Sounds good, right? But then a neighbor stumbles across your "corpse," thinks you're dead and before you know it you're in a morgue being autopsied with IRON SCALPELS, because YOU didn't fucking REGISTER so we can TELL HIM NOT TO DO THAT.

If an uber-religious human moves in next to another human, it's annoying. When he moves in next to a vampire, it's downright dangerous. And unless you're REGISTERED beforehand, we aren't allowed to provide funds to help you move.

Come the fuck on, people. Out there you'll find ignorant dipshits and racist pricks everywhere you look. We understand you. We know what you need, and what you can't be exposed to. We're trying to fucking help you, here.

>>12871137
>thaumatological healing
Hold on, no NADA stop this shit right now.
Vitae healing I am all for, but when you bring in the blood magic, shit gets wrong man.
I can live with magic, and I voted for Maryland's Honourable senator Redshell McPinch. Great person, supports his state and enjoys a good crabfeast like any good Marylander.
But I do NOT want Thermaturges running around doing their wacky shit!
No blood magic man, keep that shit to healing other supernaturals.

Actually... I've got a question, do the time displaced members of the Cult Discordia need to register? I'm kind of all over the place and just jumped six months forward to a beating by SRA agents for something...

I wrote this many years ago. I was hoping to make people think. To stop fighting.

Obviously it did not work.

>Even without the events of one hundred years ago, I think man would still be a creature that fears the dark. He doesn't face that fear, he averts his eyes from it and acts as if he doesn't have any memories of his past. But, one hundred years is both a short time and yet, a long time. Man's fear has withered. And even time itself tries to wither the desire to know the truth. Is it a crime to try and learn the truth? Is it a sin to search for those things which you fear. My purpose in this world is to help you, and to help you help each other. Fear... It is something vital to us all but it must not rule us. The instant fear controls us is the instant we reache a dead end, only to sink to pitable lows, only to sit and wait apathetically for extinction. Those who lose the ability to think become creatures whose existance has no value to themselves or the people. Wake up! Don't be afraid of knowledge! Think, you who are split into two worlds, unless you want the gulf between us to expand into oblivion, you must think!

>>12871300
Oh, man, you've got to get a human to help you, believe me, it's the only way. It was terrible.

>>12871310
Unfortunately, there's no much you can do about it and they can't really help it. Perhaps suggest that they arrange a trip out of town for the days surrounding the full moon? It's not like they'll be able to work much during those days anyway.

>>12871000
The guy's an ex-member of the Catholic special forces.
You're willing to sell out our land to the Pope?

oh shit! god damn it! we were ambushed by the catholic church's demon hunters! we took heavy losses. Also we saw them fighting a squad of those nazi vampires. So if you hear gun fire head to shelter the fighting is heading to the suburbs.

>>12871281
I hear this crap thrown around a lot, usually by hippie liberals and progressives. Yes, let's be nice to the monsters! Maybe we can let them run our society for us, they're so much smarter! Then we'll sharpen their knives and hold our necks out for them!

>>12871320
Even if it could mean allowing the crippled to walk and saving innocents from the horrors of cancer and AIDS? Remember: people reacted much the same as you are now to the concept of doing autopsies for research purposes, look how far that has advanced medicine.

>>12871320
>No blood magic man, keep that shit to healing other supernaturals.

There is really nothing wrong with it, as long as you're going to an experience practitioner, same as any doctor or surgeon.

>>12871357
Your suggested course of action is giving the Children of Lilith more members and making their views seem a lot less insane to the supernaturals that just want to live an ordinary, productive life (or unlife).

>>12871232
I once forged a beautifull sword. I poured all my heart and soul into it (literaly) and it took my 2 years to finish. Due to some stupid circumstances I was banished from the mortal realm for a while, but before I went I left my special sword in a stone, in an abandoned forest. Next I know some kid had taken my sword and used it's power to become a king. He bound me for years in service. My name then was Lancelot. Untill one day I managed to thwart the upstart and recover my sword and thus my soul and so the king died at my feet as his country was over run by barbarians.

So you see, our power makes and unmakes yuour nations human. What you claim is a lie. Many of your achievements depend on our influence.

>>12871271
... True enough. But that doesn't change the fact that you forced us from our lands. And you know we hold grudges. I've heard murmurings from the Unseelie court of a possible uprising... Just watch your backs.

>>12871345
For some reason I find that hilarious.

You incompetent retard. Ha.

Hahaha.

Ha.

You need heavy support? I got a few satellites overhead.

>>12871232
Adam Pencront wants you to believe he's for a "pure America". He wants you to believe he supports public safety and health. Then why has Adam Pencront voted no to the Supernatural Hospital Support Bill not once but twice? Why has he voted against refurbishing abandoned housing for wayward spectres and poltergeists? And why, despite these negative votes, has he repeatedly voted yes in support of various human-beneficiary pork-barrel spending? Adam Pencront - his "pure America" clearly doesn't include nonhumans. Do we really want that?

>Paid for the Supernal Commitee to elect Alexander Jivati.

but this is the thing,

even if the SRA is filled with self righteous assholes who actually want to help you, how long before some obscure prevision in the law allowing the SRA to operate in its founder countries activates forcing them to share their info with the military and threw the military their chaplancy.

Its a fucking con game, some of you ought to know better.

Here for the mean time,

~The Man in the moon

>>12871233
Comrade, you should run for congress!
No, for president!
We need one such as you to unite the natural and the supernatural! We need your wise words of wisdom!
I vote for Comrade Golem, President, 2014.
Who is with me!?
>Megalhaes Foserty
Captcha says this fine chap. Anyone else?

>>12871384
>I got a few satellites overhead.

Not doing shit to the kind of things they fight. Atleast not without massive human casualties.

>>12871285
>>I -am- and incorruptible angel, and you're all going to burn.

Hold on there, Chuckles. You wonder why "good" beings are required to register too? This shit. This right here.

Sorry, bro, but Freedom of Religion works both ways. Even if your neighbors take up radical Satanism and spend all night sodomizing each other with bits of the true cross, there is not a thing you will do about it. Holy smiting might have flown back in in whatever shithole Old Country you came from, but we will NOT have it here. Do you understand me?

Would slimes be classed as
Supernatural
-Shapeshifter?

>>12871402
hell I would vote for him but right now I am choking a demon hunter out with one hand

>>12871410
Hey! Those things are precise. You could do surgery with them.

Granted you'd saw the patient in half, but still.

>>12871413
>You wonder why "good" beings are required to register too?

Funny, because I don't even live on the same plane of existence, I'm just borrowing this body for shits and giggles. Too bad it needs so much down time.

>>12870963
>mfw people pretend that Lenin wouldn't have been just as bad of a dictator as Stalin was
Lenin issued directives to the Cheka to suppress the supernatural worker's councils even earlier than the human ones because of their antagonism towards the Bolsheviks and their pro-separatist attitude (something I don't support, but I certainly can't blame them for trying considering the pogroms).

>>12871402

But I am not in the USA plus they have a law preventing those not born there from running for that office.

On top of that I am a Soviet.

>>12871345
It's London all over again, the fools!

>>12871442

I know comrade. I tried to mediate but fear had consumed him by that point.

>>12871413
>that picture

Oh shit, I remember that, what was that cherubs name again? Doesn't matter, hilarious anyway.

>>12871364
>>12871366
Well, if you guys say so. I guess its alright.
Didn't mean to come off as ignorant, just didn't think normal humans could handle the influx of such power from Thermaturges.
On that note, my brother got aids for helping out in a Supernatural refugee camp in Africa. Some whack job extremists attacked the camps, and some of the blood tranfused into him was infected by AIDS. Know any good, reliable Thermaturges I can go see to help him out?

>>12871451
oh crap rip is here and she just took out 5 of my best snipers! were in the hell are my tanks!

>>12871422
Jesus man, íf you are doing that at least don't say it online! Christ now we'll get the shitstorm of "Super naturals are evil" even if it was in self defence. I had to learn this the hard way once nobility no longer had power. No more running down peasants. It took me a few years to get used to it. Sidewalks still confuse me horribly, I sometimes get this urge to drive on them... but don't do it man. Don't do it.

>>12871388
That's what I want, and not just because I'm a highly-paid Pencront correspondant.

>>12871481

There is Dr Dyktyrev on Harvey Street in the UK. Compared to others he is rather cheap and would probably be prepared to do that job for free.

>>12871481
omg u cant be serous u kno they take part of ur soul rite?

>>12871481
If you can get to Texas, the Dealy Llama has some interesting tricks he can pull.

I love working for the SRA. It's amazing what kind of degrading sexual acts you stupid beasts will perform to get out of registering.

The best part is? There's nothing legally wrong with what I do. You creatures aren't human and don't technically have any rights.

>>12871481
Sadly, thaumaturgical healing wont be able to cure him. It will be able to significantly slow down the progress of the illness by boosting his immune system and allow him to live through it indefinitely (though not beyond the human lifespan without going into the arts that will mess him up). But check with any major medical organization. They always looking for people to treat so they can further research into such matters, if he meets the requirements (clean record, no record of dabbling with the old ones, etc.) they'll probably be happy to treat him.

>>12871402
You need to be born in American to run for president, and this thing was born - built! - in Russia. Communist Russia. It'll never happen. Nice try, freak.

>>12871488
a better question is why are you online, if all this is happening? Stop trolling and fear-spreading, dumbass.

>>12871439
>>Funny, because I don't even live on the same plane of existence, I'm just borrowing this body for shits and giggles.

Then I'll need to see your passport. And don't even think about miracling your way out, we've got a couple demon officers just LOVE tracking down rogue angels with hardons for divine justice.

>>12871450
>>they have a law preventing those not born there from running for that office

Current thinking is supernaturals might have a loophole, most of them not being born at all. They'd probably still have to spend at least one lifetime here though.

>>12871522

And which office is that?

>>12871522
And people think the SRA is for helping people. lmao kill yourselves Liberals you're almost as bad as the Stormfags. ANARCHISM FOREVER

>>12871522
You are in a world of shit, Reiner vs Springfield set the precedent that supernaturals are considered people for legal purposes. It's not in the constitution, but it's the fucking law now.

>>12871533

Well my being made in the Soviet Union and being a paragon of Marxist ideals would probably put a damper on it.

I would most likely donate the majority of my campaign funds to charity or something.

>>12871522
Enjoy the slow building afflictions of being involved in intimate contact coupled with negative emotions that comes with screwing supernaturals.

>>12871533
>we've got a couple demon officers just LOVE tracking down rogue angels with hardons for divine justice.

Good luck, what with all the enochian sigils I carved into this meat suit.

>>12871450
this is another provision in most country laws that bugs me, that you have to be BORN. if laws are read to the letter fey, constructs, and some undead never have rights! undead have it the worst legaly, like my buddy whose been living in America since before it was a country but they won't let him become a citizen because he was Born in France! or my zombie co-worker whose wife took everything from him when he reanimated because of his will! supernaturals are just not adressed by the system.

>>12871522
Hahahaha! Foolish mortal. I haven't even registered yet, but just because of that I will, I will see you and I will inflict tortures upon you that are imperceptible to the human eye. And I will get away with it, because no one can prove anything! And because I can shift between planes of existence. I know where you live...

>>12871545
This man does not speak for all Anarchists everywhere, we here at the Anametamystikhood of Eris Esoteric do not advocate blah blah blah yada yada. Regardless, this entire system will soon collapse under its own bloated bureaucracy and the SRA will quickly begin losing track of all you fine folks when it simply cannot afford to.

>>12871545
Fucking commies, calling themselves anarchists and claiming they support freedom.

>>12871534
Relax, G... something tells me he's just some flamer trying the spread bullshit, not a real SRA employee. I've got a cousin who works in the SRA, and she says it's just s bland and paperwork-filled as any other bureaucratic sidebar. About the closest most of them ever get to sexual contact on-the-job is flirting with secretaries. When one is in contact with sirens and fey and sucubi, getting on-the-job nookie is a high-risk thing to try.

>>12871526
Hey fuck you man I would like to know were the battle is going! We would never hear about this in the news

>>12871503
>>12871517
Thanks guys, will definitely look into it.

>>12871523
Well, thats just as fine for him. He has a clean record, and he stays the hell away from the old ones. We had a family friend sacrificed to them before a bunch of other supernaturals broke into the building and stopped any further sacrifices.

>>12871562
You wouldn't believe the shit they still try to pull on vampires, we're not alive, but we're not technically undead. Or dead, or whatever. They can't decide whether to take where you born or where you were changed.

>>12871562
That woman deserved his possessions. What does a dead guy need with a computer? He probably can't even hit the keys. And fey? Fuck fey. Have you seen the fairies in this thread? We oughta kick them back to their stupid other-world. Why do they even want to be here if they never shut up about how great it is over there?
>>12871567
Enjoy getting tracked down. The government can and will get you, no matter how hard the cowards in congress try to stop them.

>>12871591
>We had a family friend sacrificed to them before a bunch of other supernaturals broke into the building and stopped any further sacrifices.

If your brother was personally there, you'll want to take him in for psychological evaluation. Old one rituals tend to leave little marks in your psyche and soul that can be very hard to detect at first glance that can grow and cause some serious problems. Blood magic has been known to cause these to grow somewhat more rapidly.

One time in Brazil I made a werewolf eat her brother alive, just because I thought it was funny. Then I killed her, and used her body to smash a zombie into pulp. Put him in a jar and microwaved him. They were terrorists, but honestly I could have just killed them. My way was just more fun.

Ha.

Damn, I really need help.

>>12871562
Actually he just cannot run for El Presidente if he was born in France.
America allows mutiple citizen ship, and Sternbaucher vs USA showed that if the Undead applicant can pass all the regular requirements, he is indeed a citizen. Well, with minor modifications on the date turned and whotsuch, but still a citizen.

>>12871612
> somewhat more rapidly.

A hole to another realm opening in your brain is just a bit more serious than that.

>>12871572
Fucking Statist-Capitalists, claiming that they're Anarchists. All they want to do is privatize the state and make the few who are lucky to own private property the basic equivalent of their own state. Basically the exact opposite of Leninism, which was the centralization of all functions of Capitalism, the state and the church into the state. Even the Individualist Anarchists like Tucker and Proudhon called for the end of Capitalism and called themselves Socialists. You posers just follow an ideology invented in the 50s by Conservative think tanks. Just kill yourselves.

You know what's fun? Nonlethal microwave weapons. Those things are hilarious. Especially when the person you use it on is mostly water.

If I could cry this thread would have made me do so by now.

Such hate. Such anger towards your fellows.

Why do you hate each other? You are all the people. Each and every one of you is a comrade to the rest but instead you look to your neighbour and instead of seeing your friend and comrade you see only someone to hate and attack.

Why?
Why are you unwilling to help each other?

Please someone tell me what it is I am missing here. What is it that makes hating each other better than working together for a better tomorrow?

>>12871561
Symbols which can be overridden with clearance from Up There, chief. Or did you think we never talked with the big guy? Hey, here's a fun new human word for you: extradition.

>>12871562
>>this is another provision in most country laws that bugs me, that you have to be BORN. if laws are read to the letter fey, constructs, and some undead never have rights!
They have all the rights that humans do, including the right to apply for citizenship. This ain't some damn eurotrash aristocracy, THIS IS 'MERCA.

>>12871643
I cannot express how much I hate you people for what you did to those girls, not even vamps deserve that.

>>12871638
At least I'm not calling for the brutal removal of fair earnings and trade from people that deserve it to feed worthless drains of humanity.

I finally registered about twenty years ago when my publicist suggested it was a good idea, and so far it's been fine.
I have to admit, my celebrity status might be helping me out there - but you rarely get more shit from mundanes than when you're a necromancer. At least the undead community shows some genuine respect, both for me and my art.

oh fuck oh fuck last night was the full moon, I completely forgot, I haven't mastered my other form yet and I don't remember anything, WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?

>>12871647

Actually from what I have observed european countries tend to be more accepting and understanding of supernaturals

>>12871606
You don't get it, do you? I am a spectre. I come and go into this plane of existance depending on many things, the stars, faith and magic... But I cannot truly be destroyed. I am an incarnation of an ancient war god's servant. The god died but the servant persist and I can only be destroyed if the world itself is destroyed. The only reason why I don't butcher every last one of your pathetic soldiers is because I respect humans. I see no need to kill them, no reason. I still feel fleeting senses of passion and love you humans have and I wish I could still feel... but this is why I cannot kill you. You must live, so I can remember.

But do not presume to threaten me. One in a Billion makes no difference, and all I feel from you is hate... and that is not what I wish to feel from man. I wish to feel your love and hapyness. You are disposable.

>>12871659
Who? I don't quite recall who you're talking about.

You'll have to be more specific.

>>12871637
Indeed it is. Unforunately, this phenomena is only recently understood. It was previously believed that they were cultists to begin with.

>>12871647
Is that who you think you're praying to? Spoiler: he's been gone for a long time. Vacation we think. If we don't want our people found, they won't be. When we do tip you off it's for a reason.

>>12871548
Not where I am, bitch.

>>12871671
Depends on the country, really. Sure, the developed nations in western Europe are usually pretty decent, but once you get out of there, you're looking at some serious problems. Being a supernatural in Turkey is a miserable experience.

>>12871612
No, he was not there physically.
I was though, was part of Baltimore's Special Supernatural Response Task Force(BSSRTF) Because I studied Biblichal Archaeology in College and got a degree. (funny how some digs prepare you to deal with pure evil on this level with their finds) Shit was nasty and we almost got whiped when the good supenaturals busted in and saved our asses.
Huh, maybe thats why I got this fear of Thermaturgy. Better go get checked out.

VIRAL

MARKETIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

>>12871646
it is a regrettable facet of humanity being shown here, err, comrade.

Just as i fear you may never know the fullness of all our strengths, you are blessed in the least by not sharing such weakness.

>>12871669
seriously guys come on little help here I woke up in an alley on the wrong side of town and I am KIND OF FREAKING OUT A BIT

>>12871687
Yeah, it's not like errant angels have ever been forced into reality by pissed of Christian/Jewish/Muslim summoners before. If you we acquire your vessel, you're fucked.

>>12871706

But this predisposition to conflict is present in the supernatural community as well.

And you never answered the question.

Why?

Why do you fight each other rather than help each other?

What makes it so much more attractive than helping your fellows?

>>12871660
>fair earnings
>people who deserve it
And I suppose the reason there's such poverty among supernaturals is because they're "lazy" and "don't deserve it"? All you're doing is perpetuating the discrimination these people have to face thanks to Capitalism, the state and the church.

>>12871710
It's probably nothing. You probably fought some local dogs, ate some garbage, and make an utter racket.

>>12871710

Well from what I know of werewolves if there's no blood on you then you're probably fine.

>>12871646
It's cause more people, the supes included, aren't willing to listen. A Wendigo shaman I once met when we went into the north to avoid some Illuminatus trackers once told an anthropologist with us something when he was asked a question. The question was "How do you know which rocks are alive and which aren't?" The wendigo went "Maybe if you'd fucking listen, you'd know." And then he ate him and the anthropologist became a wendigo too... And then we went tripping on some shrooms and next thing I know we're in Fiji...

>>12871671
>>Actually from what I have observed european countries tend to be more accepting and understanding of supernaturals

Not from where I'm standing. Oh, we talk more shit, and the racist jackholes with their silver crosses get more airtime, but when it comes to pure social exclusionary bullshit, nothing beats europe. Shit like
>>12871562 - that don't come from this side of the pond. Not for decades.

Hi, just popping in this thread to see if anyone would know where a Valkyr could get some work? Centuries of war, training soldiers and serving their dinner makes for a nice resume, but I can't seem to actually find a job. Military doesn't like female soldiers on the frontline, especially not my kind.

I've tried private sector, but that was mostly a bust, same with the police. Tried as a waitress, but the aura "freaks out customers". I really don't want to join a hunting group.

>>12871606
well he needed his fucking BMW, he had to get to work! and he's a fucking saint for your information, you know he didn't miss a single god damn shift when he died? he shuffled his rotting ass to work Monday morning with his hard hat on and no pulse. skipped his own fucking funeral to dry wall, not that I blame him money sucking cunts.
my point is monty is twice the American you'll ever be! and he doesn't need your bullshit handouts, sympathy, transisitive verbs, or multiple sylable words. this is one human who know how important Supnorms are.

>>12871724
The poverty among supernaturals is from state interference propping up discriminatory corporations and institutionalized racism at the hand of a brutal state. It has nothing to do with free trade among individuals.

You believe you and I are so different, but we have the same enemies, believe it or not. I'm no more a fan of exploitative corporations abusing supernatural populations than yourself.

>>12871710
Ok man, calm down.
CALM THE FUCK DOWN!
Check for blood, is there any blood on you, ANYWHERE?
If so, what kind of blood. I know you instinctively can tell the different tastes dammit, I need this info and I need it NOW!

>>12871737
If you're a good cook and in California, the Joshua Norton Cabal of San Francisco could use one. Everything is everything else so us Discordians are always willing to help a brother or sister in need.

>>12871646
"Why is there so much hate?" Brother, that is a question people, both human and otherwise, have been asking since the first spark of hate first flared in the first angry heart.

We still have no answer.

>>12871702
It's probably for the best. While the ideals of the old ones may seem inconceivable to you now, it's entirely possible that their insidious madness may already be working its way through your mind.

>>12871737
Come work for us! We don't give a shit you violent you are, as long as you do your job.

>>12871671
I was just reading an interview with Noam Chomsky:
>I was in Paris recently; it was pretty interesting - huge mobs all over and a lot of people, the usual stuff. But the elite press like Le Monde was going berserk; they hated everything. But one of the things they hated particularly was that some friends of mine who work out in the suburbs, which is where the poor people are, arranged for me to meet young people out in Clichy, in the suburbs. They're mostly supernaturals. At first they didn't want to meet me, reasonably, because they don't like to be guinea pigs for visiting rich humans. But they finally agreed that maybe I was really interested in them. So I went out and we had good talks. One of the things they complained about was that they're so looked down upon by the humans in Paris, who think of them as criminals and thugs and don't understand that they have a vibrant culture and that they think their lives are important and so on. So I said at one point, "Why don't you arrange a cultural exhibition and take it into Paris and show people what your lives are like?" And they thought about it, and said maybe they'd do it. But the newspapers were interesting. They had a couple journalists there. The next day the press said something like, "Thank you, Mr. Chomsky, for telling these thugs and criminals to come into Paris and kill us and rob us." It's like they were a caricature of themselves.

>>12871719
>If you we acquire your vessel, you're fucked.
HAH, this will be fun. As they say, come at me bro.

>>12871646
I know what you mean. I wish I could explain. I've gone through, what, three phylacteries now? Trying to figure it out.
Reanimation is in high demand during a conflict, and I still needed the money, the security, and the fresh experimental materials back then. I honed by art, but am no closer to comprehending why mankind is so cruel to itself.

Hm, also, if you were on the frontlines during the assault on Berlin, I apologise for the ghouls.

>>12871733

So it is as I concluded years ago. They don't want to listen to each other but again why?

>>12871756
Thank you! I'll check it out.

>>12871628
the problem is the law says you have to LIVE in America for a minimum of years and he's getting roadblocked at every turn. we think its because he's nosforatu, people only want their blood suckers pretty these days, fucking hypocrites.

>>12871748
Oh... oh jesus, oh jesus, there's blood on me, oh god, I can't go to prison, you KNOW what kinds of things can happen to us, it's... I don't know, I can't tell whose it is oh jesus fuck fuck FUCK

>>12871778
It's genetic. Like being a psychopath.

Except everyone who isn't was killed off a long time ago.

>>12871747
We do have the same enemies, and I'm certainly willing to put our differences aside and unite with you to defeat them, but at the end of the day, we will still have this fundamental disagreement. Thankfully, your society will probably collapse in a few days because of its instability. Also,
>implying the state and corporations are not intertwined at the instigation of the people behind both, the elites
>implying Anarchism only consists of opposition to the state

>>12871733
That's an interesting experience I must say... i have never lived much of the supernatural side of life. The magical side so to speak. I've mostly been involved in wars. Against the Fey (yeah, well I was human back then, allright?) Crusades, battles in the Balkan, colonial battles, Fighting the latest Terracota uprising in china, I even fought for the Germans for a while in '42, back in Africa. I've been in every major war in human history... It's tough, being an Avatar of war. I have to be atr every battle. I just get teleported there, no rhime no reason. I've witnessed more bar fights then *any* of you can imagine.

It's just... i never really got a chance to unlive you know? It's kind of sad. Even these days I try to be relaxed, not get involved in anything, but at least once a month I get teleported to somwhere in the middle east, Horse, lance and all. And whenever there are humans fighting near me I am nearly forced to go berzerk. I can only cope with excesive amounts of Alchol and that only works whenever I have a solid shape...

>>12871800
Calm down. It's probably just from a stray dog. Freaking out wont help you now. My suggestion would be to talk to a supernatural friendly lawyer as soon as possible however.

If you really did attack someone, they'll likely just put you on registration and force you to take a course to control your form. It's not the end of the world.

>>12871778
Everything is everything else and most modern schools of thought, and schools of thought in general, are inherently masochistic. But because the vast majority of sentients inherently fear their own pain, the pain which only they feel as a single neuron of the living universe, they lash out at others. All violence is masochism. And thus as the living universe cries out around them, inflicted pain by itself, they shut out the noise so they can feel better about themselves by focusing on their own needs. If Malacylypse, Younger and Elder both, and some of the other Soul Born are to be believed, violence and hatred will continue until either only Soul Born fueled by the energy of life, whether through death or birth, are left in the wake of destruction, leaving Leviathan as the last true living thing.

>>12871795
Can you believe some of them are started to actually wear those glitter illusions?

>>12871795
Yeah, I've heard of that. Your friend needs to move.

Try LA. Seriously. No one's awake during daylight anyway, he can easily get a job donating blood to celebrities (it's like a drug or something?) and the legal system is so used to processing figurative bloodsuckers, a literal one probably won't even be noticed.

You know long ago I met Stalin.

He had made a point of meeting one of us Constructs of the People but none of us were prepared to come to him. Our time was better spent elsewhere. In the fields, in the factories, in the mines, in the streets or anywhere but in a plush office that screamed decadence.

This was shortly before we entered into the war.

He came to me surprisingly. I was helping a commune work the farm as a disease had rendered most of them unable to work. He insisted on talking to me and so I instructed him to help me work the land. If he did then he would have his talk.

I honestly believe that was the most physical labour Stalin had done in his entire life.

We talked at great length while working. About Soviet ideology, the situation in Europe, the state of the nation and other such things. At one point he commented that my kind were "ideal soviets. A nation of your kind would be a perfect flawless Marxist nation but it would be forever robbed of life."

I think he disliked my kind.
Not because we were unnatural or anything like that. I think it was more because we made him look bad.

>>12871815
>Implying that I wasn't already aware of the nature of corporations.

Again, I want to see the corporations torn down as much as you do. They're juggernauts of unjust power held through implied violence that exist only through their close relationship and abuse of the state. They have been exploiting the labor of supernaturals for decades and steering the state towards anti-supernatural policies to ensure that this status quo remains.

I for one find it hard to believe that anyone claiming to be an anarchist could advocate a system that requires forcing people to give up what they earn to serve a greater good.

>>12871800
Ok, pull it together.
Find you're nearest Werepeoples gathering spot.
Tell them what happened, and be cool for a couple of days.
If the police are looking for you, you have three options.
1) You go and turn yourself in (Worst)
2) Blaze of glory and go out fighting (Worse)
3) Offer services to hunt down other supernaturals with some kind of handler. (Not the worse, but still meh.)
4) Run from the law, and become hunted. (NOT a good idea; you WILL have state sanctified hunting groups out that more than likely have other supernaturals that will NOT hesitate to put you down)
Go with option three, you may be able to win your freedom doing insane feats of courage.
Good luck man.

>>12871795
I like my bloodsuckers pretty because it makes them easier to spot. Remember kids: "If your boyfriends sparkle, turn em into charcoal."

>>12871845
Going to second this, LA, and any major city in Cali really, are quite friendly to vamps, at least by comparison

>>12871855
You're wrong about Stalin. He came from a poor family and actually worked very hard to be where he was. The nature of Stalin is tragic, no monstrous, even if what he did was monstrous. Under different circumstances, he could have been a great leader of the people.

>>12871865
I hear there are a lot of fairies in San Francisco, hyuk hyuk.

>>12871772

YOU WERE RESPONCIBLE FOR THE GHOULS IN BERLIN!

YOU FUCK

THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT

68 YEARS OF UNLIFE
68 YEARS OF HUNGER

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU

I HATE YOU WITH ALL OF MY NECROTICFLESH

>>12871875

I was aware of his published history but I don't know. He just seemed so...lazy? No. What is the word I am looking for. It is a word you can use to describe Americans usually but it is not fat.

>>12871051
One Day my freind it will be their land, their people, their blood.

>>12871881
I... I can neither confirm nor deny this.

>>12871894
Fantastic?

>>12871858
Hunt supernaturals down? I... I'm SIXTEEN, I don't know about that kind of shit! I'm just trying to graduate high school, I swear, I never meant to-

Oh god.

I. I was so nervous, I. I threw up. I threw up a finger. I... I think I...

Oh... Oh god. Oh god.

>>12871881
I see what you did there, but there are a handful. I know a Sidhe or three works in the Ghirardelli plant to give the chocolate that extra zing and there's a colony of them in one of the parks.

>>12871894
He was a leader. You can hardly fault a politician for being of a different make than the worker. Even in the worker's paradise, there are still going to be those whose entire purpose is to direct the efforts of others (though ideally, it should be with their individual consent and without forced imposition). I'm not trying to say that he wasn't a monster, but your assessment of him is somewhat inaccurate.

>>12871865
Hey, in Baltimore we respect our vampires.
The only time we get antsy is when we get some young, newly turned idiots running around on a blood spree and then we got to call in the BSSRF to take me down.
When I served, we got at least 10 of those every year, and it did NOT help when they would all pop up in the poor parts of the city.
We would ride in on our sanctified vehicles to see bodies everywhere and gang bangers all trying to shoot this vampire to shit, and it NEVER worked.
Man, those days were messy.
Now though, the vamps usually subdue one of these guys before they go insane and just leave his knocked out body on our doorstep.
Feels great man.

>>12871417
They'll try to put a chemical trace on you just to see if you're not planning on turning into someone important.

>>12871720
I think it's because most of us all Predators, I mean when was the last time you heard a Dryad commit murder? You'll never have the need to hunt for your food so that instinct isn't there. The rest of us, it's different, even the Vampires and Undead can't escape those human roots.

>>12871856
I'm not advocating anybody give up their labour for the greater good. In fact, the entire point of Anarchism is that one can do any sort of labour they want, at any time they want, as long as nobody is doing the same labour on that same space, and keep the fruits of their labour. Leaving private property in place would essentially end the freedom people have to go anywhere and do anything they want, because then you'd have bullshit like trespassing still in place, and the basic functions of the state, to prevent people from doing things, would just move to the owners of private property.

>>12871922

Corrupt. That's the word I was looking for. Yes he was a corrupt man by that point.

Perhaps before he had been a good man. But by that point power had corrupted him.

>>12871928
I am so sorry about that. There's been a lot of irresponsible turning in the younger generation, and we are trying very hard to reign it in.

>>12871917
What city you in right now?

You're not in New York are you?

>>12871894
Unmotivated, perhaps?

>>12871881
Less and less I fear. I come there from time to time... Yes, well, i may have killed one or two of them over ancestral feuds. They come back anyway, what's the difference? But yeah, they have a few nice hairsalons there and good coffeeshops. Nice Musea to.
They are strict on horse riding though. Everywhere I go I can't ride my horse. "It scares people" they tell me. Oh come on! What's so scary about a 10 foot tall eyeless, bloodsoaked horse? I mean really... It's like they've never been to the netherworld. Bloody humans and their strict laws...

>>12871932
If there is no private property then they can hardly lay claim to the fruits of their labor. Let people keep what they can earn. One man, or even a small group of men wont be able to impose the same level of tyranny we see today. It's only through the interference of the state and the power the perceived legitimacy in the use of armed violence that we see the tyranny we see today. I for one would like to be able to enjoy a private dwelling and private earnings while still possessing the option to help others as I see fit.

>>12871950

I don't think he was unmotivated. Something motivated him. Like I said before corrupt seems to fit.

I love how you ignorant unnaturals think you're so untouchable by humans. That might have been how it was last time you were around human societies, but things have changed. We have countermeasures for roughly 84% of all of you.

You know how fun it is to rape a succubus? It gets even better when she realizes she can't absorb your soul. That look of pure terror and hopelessness....

>>12871971

And just who might you be?

>>12871971
>84% of all of you.

You see to think there aren't way around those. And you're forgetting we have counter measures for 100% of humans. You'll get whats coming to you soon enough.

>>12871978
You don't need to know, Brickboy.

>>12871971
You humans are pretty shortsighted. You think you have supernaturals figured out. But that succubus is destroying your soul regardless. You're now linked, you and her. Her presence of damnation will allow her to win in the end. That wasn't terror she was displaying, that was a ruse to make you believe you've won. I hope you enjoy eternity when it comes for you.

>>12871993

Actually I am constructed from titanium and steel.

And actually I do need to know.

>>12871993
I know who you are! Illuminatus! Though not a member of the A.A. ... Maybe second grade? Hard to tell. You guys really should stop drinking the Water of Life. It makes you crazy. Trust me.

You think it's bad being a supernatural? Let me tell you my Vampire, Werewolf, and Fey friends you all have it easy. There is a handy little check box for you. I'm a freaking psionicist (pyrokentic) there are debates about if I'm human or not! No one can say for sure if I am a supernatural or a human.

At least my girlfriend has it easy she checked the box for magical humanoid. It's like trying to find a ethic check box for Vin Diesel.

>>12871971
ya then my men kick the door down and take your dumb ass to the floor. People like you deserve to be shot in the head in the street! you give us humans a bad name!

>>12871943
I wouldn't say it was *just* power. Stalin's entrance to power was an incredibly bloody affair involving many people that were just as bad as he was. It was fear that corrupted him; power was just the vessel he used to display the full extent of his corruption.

>>12871971
Ah, you know how foolish it is to brag about this on a board where at least half the members can psychicaly feel where you are, your worst fears and greatest mistakes?
Spiders. how predictable... I suggest you don't get into any fights any time soon. I will be there for you then...

>>12871946
I'm... I'm from Wisconsin, but I was visiting relatives for Thanksgiving break, yeah. Why? What is it?

Hey, does anyone know how to keep these meatsuits from burning out so fast? Am I pushing them too hard? The last one got really thin and some of it's skin fell off.

>>12871997
Sorry bro, it doesn't work like that. It's amazing how easily bypassed a succubus' powers are. A thin little condom and suddenly they can't make the connection they need to infect the other person's soul.

>>12872019

True. My relationship with fear is mostly intellectual. The closest I have to the "normal" expression of fear is that I may be unable to continue to serve the good of the people if I am damaged or destroyed.

>>12871971
>Rape
>Succubus
We don't just do it for your souls darlings, can't rape the willing, etc.

>>12872032
Have you tried aloe vera? I've also known a few Djinn who swear by ambrosia.

>>12872009
If the hardest part of your existent is having fire powers and not being viewed as normal, count yourself lucky.

I have an old one continually whispering in my ear that's only kept in check by the same collar they use to castrate the abilities of summoners that go too far. If this thing ever fails, you're gonna find me saying "IA, IA, CTHULHU FTAGN" whether I want to or not.

Humans gonna hate, Slayers gonna slay.

>>12872009
Do you know what you are, Alex my boy? You are a counter-measure. We have all these creatures out there, made of dead, dry flesh, or covered in hair or something, just waiting to be burned. You are the human race's way of saying "No more." You exist, to prove to them that we aren't going to lie down and take it. Now get to burning.

>>12872017
hey is it true that you have death knights in your forces?

>>12872032
Your best bet would be having a construct vessel fashioned. Human bodies aren't really designed to have more than one soul inhabiting them at once, particularly something as overwhelming as an angel.

So anyways. I think I'm insane now. Stupid consciousness transfer glitched up, and now my software's all fucked up.

If I start firing missiles, let me know.

>>12871997
ya him becoming more malevolent and hateful why he lords over his victory over that succubuss he can't stop thinking about lol at the damnation. cuz your a unique and powerful snowflake just like all the others

>>12870690
>Adolf Hitler was all mortal.
S'not what I've been hearing.

>>12872033
Aww, isn't that cute... he thinks succubi powers only work through your dick.

Any significant timeframe of bare skin contact will do. That comic-book character Rogue? Guess what inspired her powerset. Hope you enjoyed that kiss, buddy.

>>12872070
More or less, he was. At least he was when we got him at Lake Totenkopf in the seventies. Accidentally released Nyarlathotep from the Pentagon and he decided to go claim his end of the deal with good old Adolf while the Avatar of the Goddess raped Nazi zombie but and way too many people freaked the fuck out on LSD.

>>12872070
the mother fucker is a lich now
>>12872068
I can't say if we do or not but if we did we would bring them in as a last resort

>>12871963
Exactly, let people keep what the earn. Private property has not been earned, and the idea that the rich have managed to earn vast acres of land while the poor have worked all their lives and gotten jackshit for it is absurd. The state may use armed power to legitimize its aims, but in a society with private property and no state, this will shift to the major owners of private property, the global elite, who will create their own private armies to carry out their wishes. They will have complete control over their fiefdoms they call "private property" and will essentially act in the manner that the state acts in today, simply on a more fractured scale.

>>12872033
It's not about physical contact, my friend. The negative emotions you experienced gave her all the hold she needs. You're not the first to think that they've gotten demons figured out. But they've been feeding on humanity since the dawn of time and have grown to be very, very good at it.

The abyss has gazed into your soul and once found, it cannot be lost.

>>12872056
Doesn't matter, you all burn the same.

>>12872046
Ah, no, that's some kind of potion?

>>12872025
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>>12872006
my name is Viktor! Reznov! and i will HAVE! MY! REVENGE!

>>12872007
Oooh, not even close. I'm more of a free agent.

>>12871971
HAHAH Good luck with that. It's been 3 years since I've started and you fucks haven't even gotten close. I love watching my exploits on the news.

>>12872025
Cute. Too bad psionic blockers are cheap. Good guess on the fear though, you were close. It's actually centipedes. Nice try on the threats. The government's known how to disperse your kind for almost a decade.

>>12872033
Yeah, the best part about it is, you wouldn't know whether it happened or not.

It's cool though, souls corrupted by us get a special part of hell. You even get the option to become a demon instead of damnation for eternity.

>>12872088
Without private property, there are no earnings. Don't you get that? If they rise up as a state, they will be torn down under their own weight. This is the natural cycle of things. Your methods will require an ruling state of elites to ensure that people don't just band together and say "GET OFF MAH LAND!" and shoot your ass for thinking they want to share it. You'll require an entity with more power and control than any of the currently existing states.

Ah is that the time already? I must be off to begin the daily tasks.

First I shall be helping an old man load his milk cart so he can make his deliveries, after that I will be delivering mail and newspapers, then helping some local stores unload their new stock, followed by street cleaning and I must not forget that I am to assist in cleaning out a sewer this afternoon as well.

Remember comrades. Help each other. Don't hate each other.

>>12872062
>Your best bet would be having a construct vessel fashioned. Human bodies aren't really designed to have more than one soul inhabiting them at once, particularly something as overwhelming as an angel.

Oh, I can't believe I missed that, thank you! Linear thought and time/space are seriously fucking with me.

>>12872093
It's actually a drink spewed by the fountains of Asgard and can sometimes spontaneously form from the spiritual detritus of slain gods. You can also find it at any reputable Odin's Big House of Drink canned and carbonated. I'd advise humans not to drink it, it can cause some explosive results if you're not sufficiently Illuminated.

>>12872084
God, those were the days, eh? Shit, the stuff I was involved in that I don't even remember... I think we even levitated the Pentagon one time.

>>12871669
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>>12872029

Guys, seriously, I REALLY KIND OF NEED SOME ADVICE HERE. I... should I just turn myself in? Oh, jesus, what are mom and dad going to say?

>>12872029
Look man, it will be rough, but hunting down other supernaturals is your best bet.
I am sad to say that you will -not- be able to live the most MUNDANE of a life as a supernatural. You will experiencem any abnormal things, this being the worst case scenario for you. Other best bet would be trying to get a GOOD lawyer, but winning a court case is unlikely. The best case scenario is this getting bumped down to manslaughter, and your sentence depends on what kind of judge you get.
Trust me, joining a group that hunts down dangerous supernaturals is your ONLY true way to avoid a prison sentence/being hunted down.

>>12872033
Lmao do you even know how magic works? its just symbolism weaponized. you got enjoyment out of the sexual act with a sucubuss? and now your a twisted soul...you think rape means ANYTHING to a demon of lust and power? its stool for her, it only means something to YOU. the look on her face will be nothing compared to yours when she hands your soul in...

>>12872076
What skin contact?

>>12872131
Listen to this man, you do not want to go to a supernatural/former human prison.

>>12872115
Perhaps you should consider a role as a teacher. The age of divine justice is over. You may be able to evade humanity and the other supernaturals for a time, but it's not going to last forever. You will make a mistake. If you try and guide humanity to a more righteous path through words, you may accomplish your aims all the same.

>>12872112
No elites, simply the actions of the average person. It's pure democracy, unlike the Red bureaucracy of the Soviet Union or the imbalanced authority Capitalism brings through unequal distribution of currency.

>>12872120
It was less levitation and more that it just shot straight up into orbit. Luckily someone remembered to draw a pentagon in chalk around the pentagon so that Nyarlathotep couldn't get out again. And then we threw eggs at the personnel and ran away. The problem is that I'm not sure if that's happened yet because of Yesterdaytodattomorrow time.

>>12872124

First you need to stay calm. Relax. Chill. You're obviously at a machine somewhere so load up youtube and put on some relaxing music. Jazz, maybe. Freaking out will not help you and may trigger another shift and compound this whole mess.

I'd say you should definately get in contact with a supernatural friendly lawyer. They'll have a better idea on the best possible legal path than anyone on an image board.

>>12872033
You touched her Skin? You are fucked.

>>12872113
Godspeed, Comrade. May whatever gods see fit to do so grant you blessings for your generous work on behalf of those less fortunate.

>>12872104
in a few days the US military is going to allow vampires to orcs to join our ranks

>>12872076
Yeah that's why am dateing a classy sorceress, not having to wory about getting my soul sucked out threw my lips, or other body parts is rather nice.

>>12872060
Wow, umm...thank I am glad this is still mostly anyonomous I think you just painted a rather large target on my back for the NAACSP to shoot at all of us Psions.

>>12872113

We need more supernaturals like this.
Fucking bro-tier. You are fucking bro-tier Comrade Golem.

COMRADE GOLEM FOR PRESIDENT OF EVERYWHERE!

>>12872154
Again, what do you do when someone just says "get off mah land" and is willing to enforce this from the barrel of a gun? Kill him for defending what he's earned? You can't force others to your way of life and claim that you support human freedom.

>>12872155
That happened about 73 degrees left of yestermorrow.

Actually that doesn't sound quite right, I don't think this language has the appropriate words.

>>12872113

You are the best golem ever, Comrade golem.

>>12872156
Okay... okay. I called my parents, they said not to move, they're getting in touch with a lawyer.

But I... if going hunter is the only option, I'm running. I can't do that, I just CAN'T, I'm NOT a fighter, all I really wanted was to go into architecture or game design or something.

>>12872196
Are we talking forward drift yestermorrow or backward drift yestermorrow? Which places it either next week or December 12, 1974.

Being an orc in human society is hard as hell. I have a masters degree, and there are still people who think I work for security!

>>12872124

Kid, in my college days I got into a fistfight with a human in a bar, some frat boy who got drunk enough to pick a fight with an orc. I beat him, held back from killing him, but even though everyone there testified in my defense I had a hell of a time in court. Supernaturals have one hell of a time pleading self defense, so unless you take whatever plea bargain that gets you into a hunter group, you're screwed kid.

>>12872178
I am actually seriously considering this. Amending the constitution is to explicitly allow this sort of thing is going to be a bitch though

>>12872204
If you're truly a werewolf, you can. Being a hunter doesn't mean hunting down innocent supernaturals, it means hunting down the things that mean to do humanity harm. The servants of the old ones, pure blooded demons, angels, etc.

>>12872124
Boy I have been TELLING you your only option!
A task force that hunts down dangerous Supernaturals!
You.
-MUST-
JOIN ONE!

>>12872104
I cannot be dispersed fool. I am a part of the very world itself. To destroy me is to destroy a part of the world. And I have never found anything that could harm me, and being an Avatar of war, I have enountered a lot of harmful things. Last time I was in a governemental base they couldn't stop me so i think you are bragging. Unless 300 dead hunters counts as a reasonable sacrifice?

Guys, I need some advice. I met this cute pixie girl. We've been dating for a while now, and I want to take the step into a physical relationship. What do I do? She's not even 12 inches tall?

>>12872217

Well you can argue that the will of the voters trumps the constitution.

If he was to run never claiming he was from the USA and the people voted for him then would you be able to call yourself a democracy if the result was overturned?

>>12872204

Relax kid. They'll figure something out. No one is going to *force* you down that road.

Anyone with half a brain knows that forcing someone to fight who doesn't ends pretty poorly. Waste of time and resources.

>>12872179
He doesn't have land though if he's not using it, and there's no force involved. What would provoke somebody to specifically piss somebody else off in that manner anyways? The average person holds no hatred towards other average people and has no reason to try and meddle with others if there is no power structure oppressing that person.

>>12872211
Depends entirely on the flavor and spin on temporal feedback. I'm not entirely sure at this point.

>>12872238

Two words: magic lube.

>>12870852
/r/ drawfaggotry of Comrade Golem.

>>12872238
You might not want to take my advice on this (being a demon made of pure lust and all) but pixies have some batshit psionic power, and tiny hands can do things a vagina can't,

>>12872256
You can use land without being on it at a specific moment. If I leave on business and come back to find that some asshole is in my bed and eating my food without my consent, I'm going to throw them the fuck out.

>>12872229
Oh, you're an elemental? I was under the assumption that you were a spectre, cause of the name. Also, notice I never said destroyed. Just dispersed. You'd reform right where you were when you were dispersed, possibly no more than 6 hours later, but most likely 24.

>>12872204
ARE YOU CRAZY!?
If you RUN, one of those task forces that I SUGGESTED you join will hunt YOU thinking that you went BAT SHIT CRAZY!
Do you think you can run from a group made up of Golems, Vampires, Werewolves, Fae, Orks, and other Supernaturals!?
Oh, lets not add in the fuckign PSIONS and humans with the high tech gear to TAKE YOUR ASS DOWN.
Your two options where you MIGHT survive are serving a light sentence, or joining said taskforce.
If you run, you will get killed, possibly worse depending on how sadistic the group hunting you is!
DO YOU WANT TO GET RAPED AND HAVE YOUR SOUL SUCKED OUT BY A SUCCUBUS!?
WELL, DO YOU BOY!?

>>12872223
>>12872222
No, you don't get it! Has the world gone fucking crazy or something? I'm... I'm just this GUY, I'm not a fucking action hero, I hate violence, all I ever wanted to do was eventually settle down with somebody nice and build cool things for a living!

>>12872204
Look, don't let anyone here talk you into anything. The people pushing for the kill team option? THEY'RE RECRUITERS. They're trying to convince you it's the only way, but it's not, you need to talk to family and legal counsel.

>>12872256
You're pretty delusional if you think people will just live and let live without a state. People will continue to enforce their will through violence, people will continue to try and build states to gain power over others. Power and freedom both will still stem from the barrel of a gun. I can see lots of reasons for a man to be saying that without a state present.

>>12872257
Basically, time works in two equal and opposite directions. It's why past lives actually come from the future and all science fiction is memories of it. But basically, Yesterdaytodaytomorrow Time takes advantage of the third invisible vector, which kind of just twists and turns randomly, forcing you in and out of your conciousness at different points in history, including in different incarnation. I once spent three weeks as a Snakeman of Velusia and a couple days as an Elder Thing in the Adromeda Galaxy. But then suddenly back to Fiji...

>>12872264
I don't know if I want to take the advice of a being of pure lust. I want this to be special and loving. I don't even know how to bring this subject up with her. Hell, I don't even know if her species can have sex the way humans can!

>>12872287
You're a ball of fur and predatory muscle that can't be brought down by an m2 machine gun wrapped in a 16 year old kid. I've been hunting for decades and my only supernatural ability is having to listen to an old one nonstop.

>>12872287
>DO YOU WANT TO GET RAPED AND HAVE YOUR SOUL SUCKED OUT BY A SUCCUBUS!?

Does nobody in this thread understand how we work?
THEY HAVE TO ENJOY IT.
INCUBI ARE THE RAPISTS.

>>12872305
Succubi aren't all bad. Had a nice relationship with one during the eighties. Broke it off when things got too intense and I was shifting time periods too often. Still see her every so often, think she's a psychologist now...

>>12872287
Except you would NEVER have a normal life!
You are stronger than 10 unaugmented humans combined!
You can rip through SOLID STEEL, you can take bullets to the gut like a FUCKING TANK.
Sure, you may be able to lead a "normal" life for a little bit, but unless you can TOTALLY control your emotions you rage WILL come out at some point!
And what if the moon comes out when you are feeling a little bit angry? What happens? YOU GOT BAT SHIT -NUTS-!
And you have already killed/eaten a human, a mundane. Like I said you MIGHT get a light sentence but that is unlikely. JUSTICE has called, are you a BIG ENOUGH DUDE to answer, or will you RUN!?
DESTINY IS AT HAND.
WHAT
IS
YOUR
ANSWER?!

>>12872305
Kid, look. Go to a reputable website on species biology, and learn.

...though learning how to fuck certain creatures can really piss them off. If she initiates, let her "teach" you.

>>12872287
Do not let them push you into this, you're a minor with an uncontrollable condition, you have rights. There will be consequences, but it's very unlikely it's as harsh as they make it seem. Everything will be ok, get with you family as soon as possible.

>>12872287

Welcome to the life of an orc. We were using night vision to engage enemy forces before they made goggles that let humans see almost as well. Why do you think people were so afraid when they started hiring us as mercenaries in third world countries?

Historically, Orcish mercenaries were the reason Africa was able to resist being colonized until that damned mage plague wiped most of us out. We're coming back though, Orcish China ftw!

>>12872294
If somebody's needs are fulfilled and their ambitions are within reach, then they will likely see no reason to simply take control of others, and if they do, then the people around them can decide to ostracize this person. Most crime today is caused by the Capitalist-state power structure preventing people from eating and finding shelter, learning what they want and then getting a job they want.

>>12872282
I'm kind of an elemental and War god. I manifest as a spectral Knight however. Don't seem to be able to change that since it was how I last looked in life.

Disperse me? If you disperse me for a few hours, all water in the world, all accorns or trees would cease to exist for a few hours. What Exactly would cease to Exist I don't know, but i know I am intimitely bound to an element of earth. So take it at your own risk. It might be water, and you are 60% water after all... And I'll be back hunter boy. I'll be back.

>>12872309
>Do you want to get your dick sucked and enjoy life and then BAM SHE GETS HER TROLL FACE ON AND TAKES YOUR SOUL!?
There you, fixed it for you ma'am, my apologies.

>>12872341
This man has no idea what he's talking about. The measures they take to control supernaturals with criminal histories are brutal and unforgivable. You'll likely found yourself permanently bound into human form (you haven't seen someone in pain until you've seen a werewolf that's being forced not to change under the full moon) and thrown into the general population, where they will eat you alive.

>>12872352
I believe you're delusional. People always want more, they will do what's necessary to take more.

>>12872366

This. We're just strong, more accepting of magic, and can see in the dark (not counting the tusks and occasionally horns). People are scared enough of us, and they'll come after you with every law on the book if they can.

>>12872378
So you make it so that they can get "more" without harming other people. Consider the Soviet Union; little violent crime because most people were fed and sheltered. The main crimes came from people who were given power over others, the managerial class, who were corrupted by that power.

>>12872357
Thank you.

>>12872393
>>12872366
These two are right on the money.
Plus, the humans who work with you in the Hunter corps are some of the most accepting of Supernaturals you will ever find.
I almost beat a Mundane to shit after I learned that he tried to rape the daughter of my Psion team mate after we were hunting down a rogue Psion. We humans in the Hunter Corps see past your outer levels.
My best drinking buddies are orcs, though they outdrink me
EVERY
SINGLE
TIME.
Seriously, I am out after 3 Orcish Rotguts, I come to they tell me they had 25.

>>12872393
>>12872366
Kid, DO NOT take anonymous legal counsel on a public message board, just wait for your parents and do not let anyone talk you into a kill team. This is the only advice I can offer, but they will keep trying to get you, they love werewolves, they love how durable they are, how they can turn them into vicious killing machines with the right cocktail of drugs. Don't do it.

>>12872366
He's right. Don't take up with the hunters, you'll be shuned for the rest of your life by everyone, mortal and Immortal alike. You'll be used as a tool, not like a true person, you'll have no rights, only duties. If you ask me it sounds like paradise, but I already spent my time soul-bound to a hunter untill I could one up him and murder evryone in his bloodline. Mortals should learn that a ghostly visage of an armored knight is *not* a toy to be used at will. Or at all if it concerns me.

>>12872340
I can't look into that kind of stuff! My parents are very traditional and I kind of need their support until I'm out of college and have a good job. Also, I'm pretty sure I'm her first relationship. It took forever for us to be able to kiss without her turning invisible from embarassment.

>>12872287
Look kid, ignore the recruiters, ignore the anti-supernatural fearmongering GI Joe types, and above all, ignore the xenophobic nutjob. His anti-succubus crap should tell you what he's really like.

You think this has never happened before? That nobody else ever changed violently at first? This shit happens. It's not good by any means, but there are ways around it. This is the DEFINITION of temporary insanity, and if you can get a halfway-decent lawyer and and a jury that isn't ready to railroad any supernatural (see decent lawyer for jury selection), you have a good shot at beating this. Worst case, you just get manslaughter, and even that's only if your attorney fucks up. I know a guy you can get in touch with, he owes me. Don't panic, and don't make any stupid decisions like joining the murder brigade. Calm down, think rationally. You can beat this.

Oops.

There I go.

Sorry Iceland.

>>12872259
Where's a Muse Drawfag when you need one.

>>12872428

You don't even need the drugs, honestly. Uncle Sam loves him some werewolves in SWAT teams and the Army and Marines. A soldier who can take a shot and "walk it off" is invaluable, y'know.

I mean, regeneration does next to fuck all for IEDs, but it saves your ass if you get hit somewhere other than your vest, or in a spot where the plates have failed from prior rounds...

>>12872457
Iceland here.
Apology not accepted. You dick.

>>12872439
Hey, I fixed my comment, thats just plain cruel.
I am not xenophobic of supernaturals at all. Like I said my best drinking buddies are orcs, I support Comrade Golem for president, and I think that 99.99% of all supernaturals are peace loving citizens of the countries they inhabit.
I am just pointing out that the establishment does -NOT- like having upper level unnaturals commit crimes without heavy punishment.

(by the way, has anyone archived this?)

>>12872430
Wow. Uh, you DO know how to delete history, yeah?

If not, try downloading Google Chrome, then using their Incognito Window option.

But yeah, I can give you a bit of advice.Well... The main thing, I have found, when dealing with pixies is to be gentle and delicate. A q-tip is a great tool.

Be patient, let your parents seek counsel from a pro-supernal attorney to see what your options are, and just relax. Don't panic and bolt for the hills, or hook up with a "monster squad" team. Just stay calm and let your folks take the reins for a while. They're wiser and more patient than you think, trust me.

>>12872338
...Alright, you're right about some things. I'm not running. And you're right, I can rip through steel, I could probably eat a few bullets without flinching, I could fight if it came down to it.

But.

I am more than the sum of what I was born as. I... I'm a pacifist, alright? My entire life, I've believed in the possibility of a world without war, without killing. I WILL NOT give up on that just because it would make things easier for me, personally. I'm gonna go to court and face the music, and whatever happens... happens.

My parents are pulling up outside, I've gotta go. Thanks for all the help, guys.

>>12872430

I figure it's probably the same as with any other relationship: talk to her about it! Though if she's really as shy as she sounds, you might need to take it really slow. Assuming she's not naive as well though, the idea has possibly crossed her mind once or twice.

>>12872469
Well whatever. You'll be dead in a bit anyways.

>>12872469
Vampires' got your back bro

>>12872472
yup.

>>12872483
Shame to not see you join us in the Hunter Corps, but good luck.
Where can I donate the money for your lawyer too? I hate seeing a good kid, supernatural or no, go to prison on a err of youth.

>>12872483

Good show, kiddo. Hold strong and best of luck.

>>12872439

That's how it goes down if someone in the community takes and interest in you getting a fair trial. Odds are you get your rights conveniently ignored, even if you don't get shot "resisting arrest" by some trigger happy cop looking for action while you're in human form instead of turning yourself in.

Trust me kid, I've been there: it doesn't end well if you let them do as they will, because well... they will.

>>12872457
Och Thor... Damn it HDA, If you start a war and I'm forced to spend the next few months in Iceland I will frie your circuitry! Bloody computers... Don't you have anti-virus?

>>12872430
Get a mage to cast shrinking on you man.
Or cast enlarge on he-
Oh. Shit, she's a fae. DON'T CAST ENLARGE ON HER. Magic does bizzare things to them.
But yeah, I can hook you up with a mage to make you the same size as her if you want.

>>12872542
If I punch myself spec, would that summon you to me instead of iceland?
We could then just sit around a fire, lighting punching each other in a circle with a bunch of my other pals and just drink.

>>12872542
Nope!

>>12872475
>>12872489
Thanks for the advice on that, but how do I even go about bringing it up? I mean, I've been with other girls, but they were human. What if something I say offends her? I don't know anything about their customs and taboos. I even took a course on supernatural relationships, but they didn't cover Pixies. The closest they got were gnomes.

>>12872429
My experience as a hunter has been decidedly different. You see, when the old ones gain purchase in my mind during 'nam, I found myself changing. Initially I tried to cover up this madness with alcohol and drugs, but before long I had fallen fully to it. I gained abilities well beyond the ken of mortal man, space and time meant much less to me than they had before. I was in the process of setting up cults when the hunters finally brought me down in '87. They spared my life because the guy in charge of the unit served with me in 'nam. They affixed this collar to me, it took the power out of the whispers, let me see them for the madness they truly were and let me put my knowledge to good use, even if it did destroy my access to my abilities (good riddance I say). The hunters have done nothing but help me.

>>12872588
Is she Seelie, Unseelie, or Sidhe?