there's either no interest for the quest tonight, or it went by too fast. *shrug*
ill bump it once, then let it die.

Archived threads here for those who have missed out.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/13070225/
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/13081702/

>>13093700
comeon man, we all loved chickadee quest. Also can we use shit shotgun to boost our speed?

rolled 72 = 72

>>13093647
continue on, keeping an ear out for the tweets of the sexy ladybirds

after we pass the cleric fly back and drop a poop on him

>>13093712
nah, at most its a taunt attack

>>13093647

Size up the cleric; what does he look like?

Oi, lets recruit the Cleric, SOMEONE needs to heal the Barrel and BirdBarians. Also eat some stuff to reload shit shotgun.

Let's talk to that Cleric. Tell him how awesome we are.

Chirp at him, I guess.

Hiss at the cleric to make him go away. If our burly friend tries to accept the cleric, try to warn him away with tweets.

Recruit the cleric by using our massive 4 STR to drag him with us

He'll get the message

OP, get your ass in here and team up with the cleric.

rolled 77 = 77

>>13093796
I think he left when he got no answer...

>>13093722
The cleric wipes it off with a bit of his cloak.
"By Coryza's Nose, today is just not my day!" he sniffles and keeps yelling about the wonders of the church of Coryza.

Barrelbarian has doubled back for you.
"theres no time to waste, we must make it there as soon as we can!

**you hear no female birds, infact you don't hear much of anything at all, odd.**

>>13093796

Alternately could be drawing up a choice; takes time to do even for quick sketches.

>>13093838

Try to prod the cleric, nudge him from behind with our adorable beak.

>>13093838
The consensus seems to be that the cleric goes with us. Although I do not trust anyone with a runny nose.

rolled 74 = 74

>>13093838
>>13093838
>you hear no female birds, infact you don't hear much of anything at all, odd.
>you don't hear much of anything at all.
PECK HIM ON THE SHOULDER

PERCH ON SOMETHING AND PANTOMIME HEARING SOUNDS!!!

rolled 98 = 98

>>13093877
do we still have that beak lance??

put that shit on if yes.

SPOT CHECK...

>>13093848
you nudge him as hard as you can but can't move him.
the cleric notices the barrelbarian.
"Hes quite...um...adorable, is he yours?"

"Not my pet, nay, he is my COMRADE IN ARMS AGAINST THE THREAT OF THE "GREEN DEVIL! though admittedly i have no idea whats gotten into his head..."

rolled 51 = 51

>>13093942
leave our hat hanging on the barrelbarian and do a recon of the woods.

I don't like this quiet.
let us see what scares the birds.
for we are the stuff of nightmares, tiny, tiny nightmares.

>>13094024
This

>>13094024
as you leave the two to their introductions, you fly off to investigate.
In the far distance you can hear a sort of gurgling howl, like if a wolf was drowning.

**sorry have to restart comp, hopefully the threads alive when i come back**

rolled 96 = 96

>>13094123
ONWARD TO WATCH THE WOLF DROWN!

WHEN THE BODY FLOATS USE OUR MASSIVE STRENGTH TO DRAG IT TO SHORE.

THEN LEAD THE BARRELBARIAN TO IT AND CONVINCE HIM TO TAKE HIS TEETH.

>>13094123
OH GOD CTHUWOLF.

To the wolf!

We shall forge a sword from it's claws and teeth

>>13094179
you follow the sound as it gets louder, leaving your friend behind, your coming into a swamp like area now...

**had to switch to photoshop**

>>13094315
I don't like this... Not one bit.

Let's investigate the sound of the noise.

>>13094315
Oh god, maybe it's the ghosts of the owlbear and the crow come back for us!

It's a fukkin Crowbear!

rolled 10 = 10

>>13094398
WOULDN'T IT BE A CROWLBEAR?

HALF CROW, HALF OWL, HALF BEAR!!

>>13094445

Or maybe a Crowlbear Wizard

Half Crow
Half Owl
Half Bear
Half Wizard
Two Hundred Percent Magic

>>13094343
you come across an acrid swamp, the smell invades your nostrils and makes you nauseous. in the swamp is a ooze wolf absorbing the last of its pray.

>>13094500

Observe the Ooze Wolf

What kind of special properties does it have? Any skills? Is it green? The Ooze Wolf could possibly be the green menace.

rolled 87 = 87

>>13094500
MACH 1 BACK TO BARRELBARIAN

MAKE NOISES! INDICATE THINGS!
PREY IS AFOOT!!

Is the Ooze Wolf a wolf covered in ooze or a wolf MADE of ooze?

>>13094532
well it certainly isn't devil-like from what you can see, just oozing
On farther observation, you see that the last thing it ate was human.

>>13094634
Mach 1 to barrelbarian.

rolled 16 = 16

>>13094634
BUZZ IT AT MACH-1 AND THEN LEAD IT BACK TO BARRELBARIAN!!

once we have reached Barrelbarian, chirp like its going out of style, maybe throw in some interpretive fluttering. Point with beak if must.

>>13094718
perhaps we could scratch a pictogram on the ground or our barrelbarian's barrel

Poop on it and tr to lead it to our burly friend. Mayhaps his rage can end it?

>>13094682
you use your mach one powers to head back to the Barrelbarian, once there you hope tHOLY-SHIT-THIS-IS-FAST

>>13094877
DO A BARREL ROLL

>>13094877

Draw a picture of an ooze wolf into the ground with your adorable little feet, and try to warn the barrelbarian of the ooze wolf.

Can't stay for tonight's,but archive plox.

shit... we forgot to fly OVER the forest... pray we can maneuver through the trees at these speeds

>>13094899
>implying we need further incentive to archive this awesomeness

Ask cleric for salt.

rolled 83 = 83

>>13094877

FIND THE BARRELLBARIAN

>>13094884
an odd voice speaks in your mind to "press Z or X twice" you have no idea what they mean, but you spin in the air barely dodging a tree.
The clearing is right in front of you!

rolled 2 = 2

>>13095081
FULL BREAKS, BLEED FORWARD VELOCITY BY INITIATING A STEEP CLIMB.

AT APOGEE AIM FOR THE WOLF FOR A TERMINAL-V ATTACK ON THE OOZE WOLF.

KINETIC ENERGY BOMBARDMENT FTW.

THIS MAY EVEN IMPRESS ANY PEREGRINE BITCHES THAT SEE US!!

FUCK!

>>13095081
Continue with plan to get barrelbarian to assist in killing ooze wolf.

>>13095113
you were already going towards the Barrelbarian, you try to pull yourself up, but its too late, your tired and out of steam!
you shoot past the Barrelbarian and, after you stop, fly tiredly over to him.

**A GURGLING HOWL is heard, closer then last time**

>>13095246

Perch on clerics face and point towards the wolf.

>>13095246
Point with beak, flap like a motherfucker and make noise when the howl happens.

Also take a vantage point on the Barrelbarian's helmet.

>>13095246
Tiredly point into the direction of the Slimy menace and chirp frantically

>>13095268
CHIRP CHIRP MOTHERFUCKER

or something along those lines.

>>13095081
do this>>13094718
its party time.

>>13095308

>>13095256
>>13095261 (combining it)
you perch on the clerics head and try to point to the wolves direction, but he dosent seem to know what your trying to point to...if only you had some visual representation of some sort....
(cont)

oh... well i guess that works too


...FUCK

Wait a moment to catch your breath, then power-peck through the ooze and into the skull of the ooze wolf.

>>13095687
I have a feeling this is a terrible idea, I would stay away, we don't want to get stuck in it.

>>13095687
At moch 1

>>13095722

>attacking ooze wolf is a terrible idea

So was attacking an owl bear, shitting on the farmer's wrist, and picking a fight with a mage and his familiar.

this poses an interesting problem... assuming we kill it, what kind of trophy would we be able to take?

>>13095774

A piece of its skull, or maybe take some of the leftover goo and put it in a small baggy that we can attach to our cloak.

I have a cunning plan!
Go grab a branch and find a flintlike rock. Use Owlbear beak on the rock to get a spark and light the branch. Drop burning branch on wolf thing.
Shenanigans.

>>13095687
you POWER PECK the skull...or try too atleast, The skull just swims out of the way and forms the wolf head somewhere else.

Barrelbarian readies his weapon and charges into battle. The cleric yells out "be careful of the ooze, its paralyzes you!"

**The cleric seems to know of this beast...**

>>13095650
Aiming for extremeties, anything that's even SLIGHTLY bigger than us and we have a chance of getting stuck...

Unless we're going too fast to get stuck?
Mach1 Power Peck from point blank range? There wasn't any requisite distance that we needed to 'charge up' speed, right? Or... get eated on PURPOSE, and burst out of it's stomach, chest-burster style.

ROLLIN'!!!!!!

>>13095864
Fly away and try move into position to surprise attack the wold while it deals with the barrelbarian

rolled 72 = 72

>ROLLIN'!!!!!!
>>13095874

>>13095888
This

Mach 1 sneak attack powerpeck

They'll never hear us coming

>>13095864
Well, seeing as how it formed the head elsewhere, we can assume that it might be a weak point. I suggest we go with the previous plan of action and use fire.

>>13095864
ok, broken skull=dead wolf thing but we cant do that because it doges. lets wait for the mighty Barrelbarian to attack it and when the skull moves away from the strike we superspeed power peck where it doges to.

>>13095913
>>13095956
Only problem is we JUST went Mach 1
Dont know if we are quite ready

still holding out for fire branch.
Fire often works well in this type of situation.

I wonder if getting INT up would get us a spell to use

I want some fire spell

>>13096120

If all else fails, use fire.

Get the cleric to bless you or your owlbear mask.

>>13095888
you go off to its side to try to surprise attack it, but some tendrils break off from the main body to try and attack you

**slimes have blindsight, it can see you where you go!**

the barrelbarian rushes toward the slimy maw, ake at the ready!

(sorry it took so long, my tablets is having pressure sensitivity problems, if i cant fix it, ill have to call it a night, as much as i hate to leave things on a cliffhanger)

Where the fuck is OP?

>>13096437

Light a branch on fire and drop it on the slime

and it is no problem, OP. Don't worry about it.

>>13096437

Also, OP, it may be a problem with the pen.

I've had a few problems with my tablet where I could just hover the pen over the tablet and it would start drawing.

It could be that the little thing that the pen tip pushes against when you draw is stuck? Or do you already know the issue?

rolled 25 = 25

>>13096487
creditcard machines have this problem also...

what is the cleric doing?

>>13096468
You stand to the side and calmly light a small stick on fire and you watch the carnage around you.

The barrelbarian claves a mighty cut into the Ooze wolf, but it starts healing immediately. The cleric sneezes and casts Bless on the barrelbarian.

**the barrelbarian feels a cold coming on**

(tablet pressure back, THANK THE GODS)

>>13096602

Throw the burning twig into the cut before it is fully healed.

>>13096487
(i dont know, seemed to right itself when i reinstalled the driver)

rolled 30 = 30

>>13096602
put on the owlbear beak-lance.

take aim on the slice, grip the burning twig and mach-1 into it.

then flicker back behind the cleric for a breather.

>Chickadee Quest returns
Fuck, I need to get this paper done tonight, /tg/. You're not helping.

Anyway, I also vote for burninating

>>13096661
you throw the stick into the wound and almost immediately hear it scream in pain as the wound catches fire...
(continued next post)

JOUST MODE+POWER PECK+MACH I

FINAL DESTINATION BITCHES

>>13096847
..and then the rest of the body catches up...

Its wounded now, but its on fire and angry. Enraged even.

>>13096876

Mach 1 powerpeck. Do it.

>>13096908
In joust mode

>>13096876
Catch your breath, then MACH 1 POWERPECK TO THE SKULL.

If you can see the skull through the conflagration, that is.

>>13096908
your accuracy was horrible but just the SHOCKWAVE from the attack broke off some of the skull!

however, you are now just weakly trying to keep in the air, your feel very heavy...

rolled 61 = 61

>>13097034
Land in a tree. wait and watch...

>>13097034
Fly back to the cleric to take a breather. Also, putting in a vote for toughness next level

>>13097061
We were going to boost intelligence last thread, and we kept the promise in the first thread of boosting speed next time. I think we should boost intelligence next level up, and then toughness after that. If we can commit to sticking out a plan, it means everyone ultimately gets what they want

>>13097074
I agree, intelligence was last voted upon on ahead of time.

I also agree with >>13097053

Cleric seems to know about it? Ask him for help. Or do you mean -know- of it?

>>13097053
as you rest on the branch you see his form start to decompose, fast at first but it goes slower and slower as time goes on, he seems to be adapting to the flame!

the ooze wolf looks for you with rage and flame filled eyes...its nice to be small sometimes.

>>13097172
Wow. That's, uh, wow. Okay. Um...

>>13097176

Save energy for another epic sonic boom!

>become sycouts.
Also, let's become a scout - so says the captcha

>>13097172
We should see what the Barrelbarian and the cleric are doing

get the barrelbarian to throw us at it's skull, one last power peck... if we live i vote for int

I don't know if we should get INT next so we can maybe learn a spell, or Toughness so we can do more mach 1's without getting tired

rolled 63 = 63

>>13097172
are we strong enough to fly as high as possible?

then do the second half of >>13095113

remember Ke=(.5)*(M)*(V^2)

>>13097195
Yeah, no.

I suspect the Cleric, or at least that we should consult with him.

What's the barrelbarian up to anyway? See if he can't finish this thing off for us.

Enjoying your threads, OP. Here, have an OC photo of a chickadee taken by my dad.

>>13097231
I MUST RULE WITH EYE AND CLAW - AS THE CHICKADEE AMONG LESSER BIRDS.

rolled 49 = 49

>>13097231
nice titmouse.

is that snow or just pale dirt?

all we got down here are cardinals, mocking- and blue-burds

make multiple power peck passes after we recover some and try to get the skull while it's still somewhat decomposed
Let's.
Get.
Dangerous.

>>13097264
Snow.

>>13097176
>>13097190
>>13097191 (there is really only one action between the 3 posts)
The barrelbarian was on fire, and the cleric put it out with cure light wounds.
they both have a cold now.

Barrellarian now rushes back into battle, enrages at his past wounds.

the Oozewolf has stopped shedding, and is now stabilized himself as a "molten wolf!" smaller, but seemingly faster!

sinc attack with the Barrelbarian for a double tech.

>>13097290
Power peck

It's an easier target now that it has less room to move the skull

>>13097290

When normal attacks don't work, there is only one thing you can rely on.

The one thing that, when all else fails, will see you to victory.

A COMBINATION ATTACK!

rolled 65 = 65

>>13097290
sonic gravity power peck!

>dash into fire
This is a bad idea.

It wouldn't be a bad idea to drop something from really high onto the wolf's skull though. Especially if we could for instance encourage the barbarian to pin it on place by cutting down some trees.

>>13097336
>>13097315
Wait for the Barrelbarian to strike and the skull to move, then power peck before it has a chance to move again

>>13097290

USE MACH 1 + POWER PECK, BUT ADD A SPIN TO IT!

CREATE A MINIATURE VORTEX THAT WILL RIP THE SKULL INTO SHREDS!

>>13097315
the Barrelbarrian is attacking in a blind rage, his aim is way off, but his attacks are intimidating enough for the wolf to jump back!

Its too late to sync an attack with the Barrelbarian but he has given you a golden attacking opportunity!

>>13097358
SONIC DRILL DRIVER

WHERE ART THOU OP I AM SHITTING MYSELF AWAITING THE NEXT INSTALLMENT

>>13097477

EQUIP JOUST BEAK

MACH 1 + POWER PECK RIGHT BEHIND THE WOLF.

BARRELBARIAN WILL PUSH IT INTO OUR ATTACK!

USE THE BOOST TO GET THROUGH!

rolled 13 = 13

bamp

Bumpan. Don't die on me, Chickadee!

The burd is dead.

I killed it.

Killed it and ate it.

>1946 Isrouly

>>13097711

WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE!
MACH 1 JOUST MODE POWERPECK!

GIGAAAAA....DORILLLUUUUU....PEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK!!

OP's tablet is fucking around now I guess.

Just give him some time.

>>13097711

SHUT UP SHAS I DON'T LIKE YOU ANYMORE

>>13097764
It's getting late though

I might have to read the rest in archives

>>13097479
SONNNIC...

>>13097788
DRILLLL...

>>13097788
>>13097788
>>13097788
>>13097788

OH GOD

>>13097797
DRIIIVAAAAAAHHH

rolled 3 = 3

>>13097806
>>13097800
>>13097788
FUCK YEAH

>>13097797
HHHHHHHHH

>>13097788
>>13097797
>>13097806

FUCKING FUCK YES!!!!!

>>13097813
HHHHHHAAHH!

The MOLTEN WOLF IS NO MORE!

>>13097788
>>13097797
>>13097806
>>13097813
WORTH EVERY SECOND OF WAITING!!!

OMFGSPOLSION THIS IS AWESOME

Look for skull/fragments.

>>13097788
>>13097797
>>13097806
>>13097813
>>13097825
This is the best quest ever.

>>13097788
>>13097797
>>13097806
>>13097813
>>13097825

>my face the entire time

I vote INT

Fukken saved.

>>13097856
Faster = Speed
Longer = Toughness

>>13097788
>>13097797
>>13097806
>>13097813
>>13097825

INT and get learn a spell!

We must be tough! Like Kamina, Patron Saint of Awesome Manliness! Who needs spells when we have SPIRAL POWER!

See, that just made my night. And possibly tomorrow, and the next day.

Goddamn.

I have to say...

I do not do drawthreads.

But I saw the beginning of that combo...

And I love you.

I love you bro.

>>13097897
But what if we can make ourselves magically enhanced so we can do a SONIC LIGHTNING DRIVAH

>>13097911
>Questthreads*

sorry

Captcha: Broisms Reference

Damn right, captcha. Damn Right.

>>13097836
you would love too, but the floor needs to stop moving first...

...oh and the skull exploded, but you think there's a piece of skull somewhereee *dizzzzy*

The barrelbarian and cleric look on, slack-jawwed at what they just saw.

>>13097930
Chirp loudly "MINE IS THE BEAK THAT SHALL PIERCE THE OWLBEARS" and teeter to a stop, flipping down our helmet to hide the spinny eyes. Any recognizable trophies?

>>13097930
Take a bow once sober again. Look for some of DAT SKULL.

>>13097788
>>13097797
>>13097806
>>13097813
>>13097825

Hey guys..I think our chickadee just exalted.

THIS ADVENTURE IS AWESOME AND YOU SHOULD FEEL THAT WAY TOO.
Captcha sez: teeth! neleate
this means we must grow TEETH!

>>13097969
you chirp it loudly to whoever dares to listen!

Barrelbarian: I knew i brought you along for a reason! That was quite the attack!

you see a peice of the lower jaw survived the attack.

Grab it and attempt to incorporate it into our armor/cloak.

>>13098025
Fashion wing-blades out of it.

>>13098031
Berserker armor style if possible. Give our JOUST MODE that little bit more punch.

>>13098025
Oh shit, we're bolting that piece to the owlbear beak for extra goddamn armor.

>>13097788
>>13097797
>>13097806
>>13097813
>>13097825
http://www.somethingjustgotreal.com/

>>13098041
http://somethingjustgotreal.com/

fix'd

We need to get some kind of lightning augmentation spell so we can do a ROLLING THUNDER attack

Inteligence vote for our eventual level up

>>13098031
EQUIPPED...but it feels like it will fall off at any second, you need someone to weld it on for you.

LEVEL UP
speed:4
strength:4
toughness:1
intelligence:1

Feats: Powerpeck (str), mach 1 (spd)

--taking only the first 5 votes
-- pick one stat to increase by 3, you get a feat corresponding to that stat

INT
>>13098107

Get some sort of Lightning spell

>>13098107

STR

Fuck spreading shit out, MIN MAX

TOUGHNESS

>>13098107

STR

>>13098107
INT.
Maybe we can pick up some form of communication.

Inteligence
make with the magics

Intelligence, guys.
So we can do more than chirp.

INT

Come on guys, we decided this last thread.

Someone needs to make a .gif of Sonic Drill Driver. I tried and phailed for the shoop is not with me.

>>13098128
>>13098126
>>13098124
>>13098116
>>13098114
INT it is!

speed:4
strength:4
toughness:1
intelligence:4

Feats: Powerpeck (str), mach 1 (spd) *NEW* Avian fluency lvl 1

Common has leveled up! (4 INT)
-You can say 1 word in human every few hours (It hurts your throat)

the INT's have it!
does that mean we can use all cantrips now?

>>13097825
Oh, wow, this quest is awesome. I haven't seen anything since the first quest, it's good to see our bird has grown into a hard-fightin hard-lovin don't take shit from nothin .3 ounces of feathers and grit.

>>13098160
Cue a DragonQuest-style argument about what one word to say.

Nah, just kidding. This is a badass quest, Dontmindguy.

i now wish to make the BBEG for my next game the Chickadee Sorcerer of Drills and Flame.
With an obsesion of hording hats.

>>13098164
>>13098129
>>13098114
**you need to find someone who know a spell to learn it**
**some spells require a certain level of INT to learn**

(as a side note, based on previous actions, what is the chickadee's alignment?)

>>13098192
CHAOTIC AWESOME. WE FIGHT TYRANNY, PLAY PRANKS, KILL IN SELF DEFENSE, AND DON'T AFRAID OF ANYTHING.

>>13098192
We seem pretty chaotic good from what I've seen

But this feels more like an excuse to draw the little horns and halo

I do not object to this

>>13098192
chaotic neutral

we fight worthy foes

we also shit on farmers sometimes and kill familiars

>Cruccu effected

familiars named Cruccu

>>13098212
Hey man, it started it, that was self defense. it even made its human give it armor!

>>13098212
This, at the moment.

>>political rinceig
Politics have nothing to do with it, Captcha.

>>13098221
Or do they....?

>>13098219
>>13098210

we've done no good

we've only fought shit and shit on things in order to fight them

no good has come from this

are you going to try and say that we were going to go find a green devil for the good of the people in this town that you totally love enough to not shit on and fight?

that's what I thought

chaotic neutral

>>13098192
In the first thread we freed the wood chickadees from the tyranny of an owlbear. In the second thread chickadee screwed with a farmer and killed a crow that tried to front. In this thread chickadee took down a creature that was feeding off the local human populace with the help of a barrelbarian, apparently without promise of reward, simply to prove itself against a powerful foe.

So so far he takes down powerful threats to peace (owlbear, ooze wolf) and doesn't take shit from nobody (farmer, crow.) I'd say chaotic good.

>>13098248
but..but..owlbear tyranny..*defeated*

>>13098248
We saved the town from that Ooze Wolf

And who knows how many innocents may have fallen victim to that Owlbear

We do crazy shit but for the Greater Good

>>13098212
>>13098219
>>13098221
(Ok that makes sense)

**(taking a break, so no thread tomorrow, probably sunday or monday at 7)

(also, as a personal thing, i would love it if someone statted our little chickadee whenever they get the time, sometime)

(SLEEPTIME)

>>13098261
inb4 this chickadee is secret Tau drone project.

>>13098261
except for shitting on farmers, stealing their shit and killing crows just because they're making some noise

none of those actions are remotely good and they totally happened

shitting on things and fighting things for power, trophies, and adventure seem to be our only motivations

just because it was helpful to others doesn't mean we didn't do it because we saw something and wanted to fight it

chaotic neutral

Chaotic Neutral, haven't done anything really bad or really good. We do things for shits, giggles, and awesome.

Let's not have an alignmnet at all, and let the GM keep track of it in secret.

Alignment arguments are what stall dragon quest so horribly, so let's not have any alignment to argue over.

We need to find a wizard to teach us magic.

We will use our one word to say "Learn"