Personally I preffered the Knightfighters of the Shadowfight

>>7717438

Bullshit, that was vastly inferior to Godking of The Goldsteel Mountainsea.

Lord of the god-kings was the best, fuck off.

>>7717423

The Vikingzombies of Witchkicker Fireland was pretty cool.

I heartily recommend "The Spooky Castle"

ITT faggots who haven't seen Blooddeath Demongods of Hellraven Badplace

You philistines have probably never even heard of the Stabslasher Tome-Chronicles.

Oh Christopher Lloyd...

>>7717474

Oh man, Knifehelmet was such a badass. He was easily the mightiest of the entire Battleface Orderclan

>>7717491
>LOOK AT ME ME MARY SUE IS SO AWESOME

Fuck you and your Knifehelmet, Darkbrood the Black was a much better character.

I must've missed this. Wot's all dis den?

>>7717517
>defending Darkbrood the Black
King Swordistan McSwordmaster was the superior character.

Skeleton Horde of Firebloodbone Valleytown was the bets

>>7717517

>BAAAAW MY BACKSTORY IS TRAGIC

Oh fuck off Darkbrood. Like there aren't a million guys who's motheruncle was murderaped by a spikedemon gibbonmoose.

>>7717529
I'm sick of hearing this shit. They're the same goddamn character. McSwordmaster was slightly gayer and on the good guys side. THAT'S FUCKING IT.

/r/ 34 on Princess Chastemaiden

Doom cave of the Dragon Death was better than all this shit.

You know it and I know it. Shame about the sequel.

>>7717546

Duh, they're literally the same character.

McSwordmaster was pretending to be Darkbrood to infilitrate Castlefort Umberdark so he could get close enough to Overlord Evilbad to kill him with the mystical Glassfuck Swordstain

>>7717534

Still better than the LOL I WAS SUPERAWESOME AT BLADEMAGIC FROM THE AGE OF 10 ONWARD fuckery certain other people fawn over.

>>7717554
Sluttyra the Treacherous was way hotter, a shame she got pushed into that lava pit the minute you find out she was on the good guys' side all along.

>>7717560

Given that he was chosen by the ubergods to be the reincarnation of the legendary warrior Fightbattler, it's not like he had a choice in being awesome

He just wanted to farm mudweevils.

>>7717423
But it's a fake?
There is a website where you put your pics and it makes a generic fantasy poster with the faces of your friends?

>>7717546
>gayer

I KNEW I wasn't the only one seeing the subtext between him and Court Adviser Turnpage!

Please keep it up, /tg/

I need to write an ironically terrible screenplay for my class.

>>7717566
>>Sluttyra the Treacherous
>>Implying muffintops are hot

>>7717582

Yeah, the writer was planning on setting up this homo love triangle in the next volume between McSwordmaster, Turnpage and that captain of the guard, Thirdwheel.

>>7717573

And that's not a tired old trope exactly how? And don't get me started on his companion. A renegade lionsnake from the Scorchwastes? REALLY? THOSE THINGS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL EVERYTHING ON SIGHT BECAUSE THEY ARE FUCKING SAVAGES. GODDAMN IT I HATE IT WHEN AN AUTHOR RAPES HIS OWN FLUFF

>>7717610

Knifehelmet tamed the lionsnake after kicking its tailass with a broken rake. He whupped it until it loved him. That's awesome.

>>7717566
Oh come on, that was Odren the Evil's crowning moment of awesome.

>>7717573
>>Fightbattler
We have a winner.

>>7717593
Thirdwheel? Wasn't he the obnoxious ORDER AND SECURITY ABOVE ALL ELSE guy?

His second in command, Lady Spearsinger, was much more interesting.

>>7717636

It was more tragic, the way I read it at least.

He was made to do it against his will by the Unnecessarily Evil Overbaron; he totally had an evil boner for Sluttyra otherwise.

>>7717644

Yeah, he's kind of a bit part at first. I guess he has to be fleshed out a little if he's going to be winning McSwordmaster's gay-love.

But then, I do have this theory that Thirdwheel was actually The Masked Engimaman who saved Knifehelmet from the Dragonmen of Grimblood Pass.

Captain Red Bloodgood is the manliest character in all of fiction.

PROVE ME WRONG

Hint: You can't. In the defence of Stonewall alone he exceeded any other manly man in history.

>>7717674
He was killed by Hyuk the Goblin.

He was killed by the fucking comedy relief.

>>7717674

His manly death at the hands of the entire Goblinfire Hordefleet was manly tears ;_;

>>7717680

Well, yeah. Treachery like that is to be expected from a Nightweasel Goblin.

ITT: 4E names.

>>7717666
Are you serious?

Give me some proof.

>>7717707
Cool story, threadtroller broposter.

>>7717709

Okay.

Masked Enigmaman appears after Knifehelmet sees a raven go past, right? Thirdwheel is mentioned as using ravens as messengers.

Next, Enigmaman uses a jagged spearwhip, which is a really rare weapon only a few people ever know how to use. It's hinted at that Thirdwheel is one of those guys.

>>7717741
I always thought that meant that Enigmaman was actually Spearsinger. After all, if Thirdwheel was the one, he wouldn't need to use his ravens, right?

Captain Shout Alwaysinanger was the most GAR of characters

>>7717707
Anyone have those 4e naming tables?

>>7717761

No, I disagree; remember that Spearsinger had been cursed by the Crone-Witches of Hatestone that she'd die if she ever went to Grimblood Pass.

whatthefuckamireading.jpg

>>7717797
I thought she'd broken that curse by declaring her love for Goldleaf Skysong at that point.

I tended to skim over parts with him in, though. Fucking elf.

>>7717770

Oh please. Everyone knows he lusts after goblincock.

>>7717845
The character, or the body part?

>>7717848

Both.

>>7717797
But what about that time he shamebetrayed the Spiderclaimed trashtribe? He had to change his name to Sinsucker Feardeath, and could only act heroically in his disguise as Evilflayer, Flaysinger of the Evildread Hordlingdoves. Surely that must count for something.

>>7717856

Brother, that Extended Universe shit aint canon and YOU KNOW IT.

Psychotroll Angersmash was the greatest minion ever. Fuck yeah, smash through the castle doors singlehandedly and kill the king.

>>7717860
Extended Universe? Fuck you, the Grownshowing Demonverse novels are just as canon as the Trilquadrology movies.

You're just mad because they deathkilled Kravenhero McGoldsilver in the first booksaga.

>>7717860
To be fair, Word of God says it's canon- for now though. Personally, I'll take it as canon, since it confirms Aesclapius Lifehealer survived the Kriegwars.

ITT: Fuckers not appreciating Darkbrood the Black.

Looking at the time stamps, its almost like the original poster derailed his thread and kept alive for the first a hour. This isn't even trolling if no one is paying attention to it...

>>7717897
I'm the OP, and I still have no idea if it's good or not. A couple of youtube vids made it seem shitty.

>>7717897
>people posted in the thread!
>sometimes only a minute apart!
>Looks like Boardharming Samefag is up to his old tricks!

It was a bold move by the author to include that one transgender character... fuck, what was her name again? Oh, yeah, right... Lady Secretwang of the Hiddenballs Clan.

I bet it's just a matter of time before they actually deliver on that flashback lovescene between her, Lord Mightypeen, and Princess Stickyloins they've been hinting at since she was introduced last month.

>>7717907
Chances are, it is shitty.

Isn't it on some streaming site where you can at least get an idea?

>>7717897

Derailer The First here. I'm not OP, nor do I know anything about the original subject matter. I just thought the title was retarded.

This thread is why I love /tg/

Rock on, ca/tg/irls and elegan/tg/entlemen.

>>7717907

Oh excrementshit! I forgot we haven't answerreplied your questionsearch!

It's terriblebad. Real Campycheese McSucksalot.

>>7717868
The famous castledoors of the Doorcastle.
I reccommend Protectordefenders of the castledoors of the Doorcastle. It's a bookromance about friendship and duty.

>>7717888

Oh fuck no.

Their history diverges massively at the Battle of Fightplace. In the originals, Woundstabber's armies of doubledead swarm over the fortifactions and slaughter everyone in the town. In the shitty glorified fanfics, everyones favourite Gary Stu - Captain Garrius Stuventia - leads the people in a retarded charge and somehow wins. That MASSIVELY changes the course of the entire Hardgay Wars.

>>7717889

The Kreigewars sucked ass.
Everyone knew the sky elves were going to betray Lord Buff Mc Blond

>>7717970
Yeah but Noblesavage leader of the orc clans rushing in to save the day was a nice twist.

>>7717907
my DM liked it, i haven't seen it so i couldn't say, but i will say this it probably can't get much worse than the D&D movie.

>>7717964
Except once the novelsagas get going, they establish that the victorysong of the Paladinbloods is actually a dreamwreath that the blooddying Captainregent Mountwhore is having, and, due to her immense psychomind powerthoughts, created as halfreal dreamwanderers.

As a result, both were true in actual canon, with the dreamwanders slowly turning into halfbrood controlpuppets.

Of course, you'd know that if you really paid attention to the novelsagas.

>>7717833

Personally, I ship Thridwheel/Spearsinger.

>>7718015

Except you apparently missed the part where Woundstabber's master, Fleshtaker, was using the Seven Shards of the Devildemons to create his own infernohell planeworld, which tainted half of the dreamwanderers into nightmarebringers which killed fully half of the rest of the dreamwanderers.

That guaranteed that Woundstabber's victory at Fightplace would be absolute.

>>7718015

I always liked how Goblincock was an elf.

>>7717892

Please, Darkbrood was just an incompetent bully. We'r'e supposed to believe he united the Swordling tribes of Cold-doom Mountain? And that Heel Face Turn he did when the tide turned against him? Bullshit.

Shadowlash Doombringer was the real villain, and he actually had decent motivations. He was a proper 3-dimensional villain. Anyone could understand his need for vengeance against The Goldenleaf Elves for the treatment of his people.

Pfft. Ladylord Verbnoun of Nounverb is the best character ever.

>>7718094

Bull. Lordking Adjectivenoun was superior.

>>7718059
It would have been, if it wasn't for the Halfbrood, who controlled all of the Dreamwanderers despite the Infernoblooded Taintsickness. They merely pretenddecoyed to killmind each other.

Woundstabbers victory was complete, but the Controlpuppet Dreamwanderers and Nightmarebringers serve the Halfbrood utterly, which leads up to the upcoming Halfbrood Deathfail novelsagas quite well. It's been implied that Woundstabber is going to have to joinally the last of the Paladinbloods in Fleshtaker's Swampfire demiverse, to create a resistance forcearmy to keep the Halfbroods and their minions from timewrecking all of existance.

>>7718101

Bitches don't know about Peasantface Halfnigger. Dude was epicwin fightawesome.

>>7718116
Fuck you and your expandedgrown demonverse, fag.

screencapped for your convenience

1/2

2/2

ITT Franzibaldesque fantasy
Everyone knows Song of the Sorcelator is the first of it's genre, all you copycats can go fuck yourselves.

>>7718173
>>7718180
Why don't you just ya know request to archive this thread?

>>7718173
thank you kindly,
best almost all text thread i've seen in a while

>>7718190
Yes, that guy from penny arcade was the first person ever to parody shitty fantasy stories.

>>7718191
so I had it on my hd, so I could look after it myself.

Who knows what happens to 4chan archive in a couple of years. I had to much stuff disappear on me on the net.

>>7717964
>>doubledead

I'm adopting this word for my next campaign.

In fact, I'm adopting all of these words.

>>7718215
Superior
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/

Excuse me, /tg/, but what am I reading and why is it activating my awesome senses?

All hailworship me, i am your lordking.

>>7718234

Well, it's been archived.

Which I guess means the thread has to stop now.

>>7718249
I will have none of your empty claims to the throne, Adjectivenoun! For I know it was you who slew Queen Adjectiveverb, may she rest in peace!

>>7718375
>>7718249

My lordking, this rebelscum has no respectreverence for your ruleglory! He would profitbenefit from his executiondeath.

I say, ceasedesist this arguefighting

Kinda Skaven in here...

I love you /tg/

oh come on.

Everyone knows the worst thing they did was add in Hammermol.

A Dorf +1
Not weilding a hammer or Axe +1 for defying convention.
Making it Mourningdeath -9000+

I mean the original canon said it could only be weilded by a human who was originally a PaladinBlood who had fallen and not become a halfbrood.

this is the reason that Extended Universe is really considered so uncanon.

>>7718677
A.... Dorf? What do you mean, a dorf?

Surely you must mean a deerlicked housedorf or a forgesurged rocksong hilldorf?

>>7718806


Actually I think he was a Magmaforge Chasmdwarf (one of the best ones in the original and XU that follows the movies/show), I forget, the writing in that book was so bad I swear it was written by someone who came from a universe where Paolini and Meyer had a kid who took both suckitudes and decided to write for a fairly awesome setting.

that being said the Geoffrey Cain books were good, nice to not have adjectivenoun adjectivenoun for a main character.

I don't know why but this thread is icrediblawesome!

Does no one else like Skitterscale Anklestabber?

I thought he was the most entertaining of the Skaoboldven of the Undercaves.

>>7718890
Right, because having some gary stu author insert from the paraside dimensionworld Earth come in JUST SO THAT THEY COULD DEFY THEIR ESTABLISHED FLUFF is a great fucking idea. Seriously, those books were shittier than the Gutfucker Crunchwall sagarape, and that was aimed at fucking children, man.

>>7719080
Oh please, he was just another zealot of the Darksnake of Wardeath cult. So two dimensional.

>>7719092

I meant from a writing standpoint, not like the obvious shitfest I described, the original creator said that the only thing cannon was a magmaforge having that sort of name and predilection for swords.

And no Geoffrey Cain isn't an author insert Gary Stu, hell it's called that because you get to see the characters from commandercaptain of the forceguard's point of view, and makes even the original characters look mary sue-ish by comparison.

that being said, anyone know when the next good book is gonna come out, or the possible planning for the next film?

>>7719114
Skitterscale wasn't. You're thinking of Shatterknees Calfbiter.

Skitter was the one that didn't jive with the Darksnakes or the burgeoning Hornedlizard cult. He just wanted slutmates and cashmoneys...

heh Skitterscale, sooooo wanna see rule 34 of him and the high priestess in that ONE scene... you know which one I mean.

>>7719168

I think the proposed title is "Murderwrath of the Fleshboner"

ITT: Anonymous argues about fictional fictional characters...

...Anonymous is therefore arguing about real people?

>>7719114
Hey, the cult was awesome.
"Destroydeath to lightsurface! Torturerule the abovescum!"

>>7719212

Thanks, heard they were gonna add in Hammermol, with how the original creator thinks he should be, and played by Dolf Lundgrin.

so yeah... nice to know the title.

>>7719168

Right, a Parasider from Earth who becomes Comandercaptain of the fucking FORCEGUARD, is a doulbe agent of the Wardeath cult and has the same NAME AS THE AUTHOR (when the standard ghostwriter boilerplate is stripped away) is totally not a Gary Stu.

>>7719288

this is wehat happens when 9000+ people get ideas about an incredibly awesome, but ultimately gotta be crappy fantasy world to make fun of things like The last word of the OP's movie title there.

>>7719328

Is this wehat happens?

>>7719310

nono, you're thinking of that one series that doesn't even take place in the same universe.

Choniclesaga of Didymus Oath if I remember right. shit was sooo just a rip off and yeah, parasiders were crap too.

>>7719358

fuckshit, sorry guys what, not wehat.

having trouble seeing through my eyes as they're slightly closed about half the time from laughing so hard.

>>7719365
I heard that that's what inspired the Cain novels, just in canon and well written.

>>7719466
>Cain novels
>well written

doohoohoo.jpg

>>7719486

lol... yeah the G. Cain novels were written good, of course nothing as good as the Eclipsemorning Hill sextet, still the books Mourningdeath and Dwarvenforge Magmarock should be avoided like the plague. (see above about Hammermole)

>>7719381

what the actual Cain novels were inspired by Thomas Covenant?

Interesting.

So, at some point in this word, there has to be a harbour called Port Manteau.

I'm so sorry.

I am so tempted to make plot summaries of this made up book series with all the events in this thread in it.

I'd do so if not for my crippling laziness,

>>7719561

It w3ws destroyed in the Second film. Grimtooth II: Blackrock Riselifting.

>>7719581

Don't worry too much; the thread has been archived so it should remain accessible for quite some time for you to get at.

Personally, I plan to introduce these as a series of terrible fantasy novels in-game, to parody the fantasy world that the game itself is actually set in.

>>7719591

wow what the crap was not w3ws.

and yeah, but we'd have to make summary for the first 3 films, each with a completely different name for the main name.

>>7719581

Do it, faggotmaggot.

>>7719603
>>7719630
Eh, I'll do it bit by bit and if I ever finish it I'll post the results and a link to the archived thread. Probably won't for a week if ever.

>>7719546
I remember reading the Thomas Covenant novels. Just a couple of them, and I own most of them...somewhere...wherever my box of books is.

ITT: beating a dead horse.

>>7719703

wonder how many saw what I did there.

and yeah, maybe at some point I'll try writing it up, to make some of the incredigood and the horribad stories from the saga.

>>7719722

But that's how you get blood out of a stone!

>>7719722
>>7719722
That's rapebeating a rotdead horseblood.

Bump for awesomerock!

oh deitygod, /tg/, never fellchange.

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