>>16552682
Time to test out how long Henry can do what he does. Tell him to look like Clifford and see how long he can maintain it.

>>16552709
Making the slightly painful walk down to the workroom where Henry and your other created cons are located, you stop only to feed "Dog". You've been wondering why you haven't spent any time with him.

Henry looks up from a simple book smeared with the clay from his fingers as Victoria struggles to teach him to write. He's having trouble learning the letters, but he turns to you as you enter.

"Henry, we need to test what you can do. I'd like you to assume my form and hold it for as long as possible. Match the colours as well."

He puts down the book, and standing up from the chair, assumes your look, shape, and form. However, you're too small for him to perfectly match you, and you find yourself smiling at a happy 5' 8". You inwardly curse your shortness.

He seems to be at ease assuming your form.
"I feel like I could do this all day." He says, not able to match your voice at all.

>>16552740
Hmm. Not sure how to really improve on Henry at this point other than let him practice his skills and get him to read up on human anatomy.

Perhaps it might be wise to ask Victoria to teach us more about what she knows about con-making.

>>16552777
I was thinking we could spend some time with Serkei. We haven't talked to her at all for what, a week?

>>16552795
Pretty sure we did recently. While waiting for Henry to dry I thought.

>>16552798
>>16552795
>>16552777

Well, make up your minds on what you'd like to do.

>>16552740
Hmm.... we should have given him a parrot's vocal chords, that's what we missed! Well, perhaps since his chords are malleable clay, they can still change to resemble different voices?

In other news: FUCK YES, CON QUEST!

I have no idea what is going on. Is that Doctor Who in the OP picture?

Who's the fat chick in the picture.

>>16552817
>>16552821
That would be Clifford and Victoria.
I'm hoping you can guess which is which.

>>16552811
Hmm. Note that down for the future since I believe Victoria said this one wasn't very stable. Not sure how long it's going to last.

I think it might be best if we learn more about con-making for now. If Henry doesn't impress, we're going to need to do a kick ass job for next week and we should use this time to learn now rather than next week.

>>16552828
I'm just gonna say right now that I don't really pick up on stuff when you guys say "I think it would be best if we..." and whatnot.

Be decisive. Flip me the bird and say, "FUCK YOU WORMWOOD, WE'RE DOING -THIS-".

Or not. Y'know. Do what you want.

>>16552840
Fine. FUCK YOU WORMWOOD, WE'RE GOING TO LEARN FROM VICTORIA HOW TO BE A BETTER CON-MAKER!

Better?

Work on his vocal cords. Is there anything we can add?

>>16552840
FUCK YOU WORMWOOD, WE'RE DOING THIS, where "this" is us doing surgery on Henry to give him parrot's vocal chords so that he may better copy speech. Uh, with the permission of the rest of anonymous, that is.

>>16552856
Yes. Also, I forgot to post this, but in the case of opposing actions and whatnot...roll a d10. I'll pick the lowest result.

You walk up to Victoria as she continues to read from a small childrens book, smiling all the while.

"Victoria, you said you knew a thing or two about making Con-Men, correct?" You say, sitting down next to her.

Closing the book, she puts it in a satchel at her side.
"I've learned a bit from helping Mr. Serkei in his tasks, yes. What exactly do you need help with?"
she says as she crosses her legs, hands folded in her lap.

rolled 9 = 9

>>16552877
Unless there are parrots vocal chords lying around, I don't think we'd be able to afford such an item unless we steal them.

Let's ask Victoria to teach us about brewing potives.

>>16552877
Looks like I've been beaten to the punch about replacing Henry's chords. Well, let's ask if it's even possible to modify livving con men in the first place.

>>16552904
"Well, I'm a fair hand at making those. How about I teach you about them by helping you brew something simple. Would you like to try making a vigorative draught or a preservative? Those are the simplest things I know how to make."

rolled 9 = 9

>>16552924
Ask about preservatives.

>>16552909
I believe we can modify living ones but it's difficult since you have to keep them alive as you're making the adjustments. Although it might be a little easier with Henry. The hardest part will likely be getting the vocal chords.

>>16552937
"Ah! Preservatives. They function equally well on living or unliving flesh, and they numb and preserve the object in question. They're also a key ingredient in longevity potives, popular amongst those with a fear of death and old age. Do you want to make one?"

rolled 9 = 9

>>16552952
Let's do it. Best way to learn is through practice.
At the same time, ask about what vigorative draught's are used for and how either of these can be used in con-making. For example, are they used during creation or only after creation?

Daily dose.

>>16552964
She instructs you to wash your hands as she retrieves the ingredients. As you finish drying them, she returns with a small box, a flask, a bowl, and various herbs.

"Alright, first we begin by mashing up these leaves."

She guides your hands, showing you the proper method throughout. Whilst preparing the potive, you ask her about vigorative draughts.

"Vigorative Draughts are intended to temporarily enhance the strength and stamina of a living creature to inhuman standards. Large amounts of them were used in my creation, and I regularily imbibe them. They can be used both during and after creation, but are most potent when used before. Longer lasting, as well. Does that answer your question?"

rolled 8 = 8

>>16552990
Are vigorative draughts or preservatives all temporary or are there ways to make them have a permanent effect? Or is that caused by using them during creation?

Other than that, let's get to brewing. Where is everyone else?

>>16553016
"Well, if used properly and in large amounts during creation of the con, they can be permanent. It doesn't always work, however."

For the next 10 minutes she guides you carefully through the process of boiling, mashing, and cutting. However, you are rewarded with a thick, green, slimey liquid that rests calmly within the flask.

"And that, Clifford, is how we make a preservative!" She cries out proudly, putting a stopper in the flask. "We can use this later."

(If you're talking about everyone else as in the players, no idea. If you're talking about the characters...Miss Serkei is off at a friends. Edward, The Entire German Nation, and Henry are all in the workshop.)

rolled 5 = 5

>>16553016
Right here.
Lets give this brew all we've got!

rolled 4 = 4

>>16553080
Yeah, I meant the other players.

What kind of parts can we reasonably expect to be able to get our hands on? For instance, people were suggesting using parrot vocal chords on Henry to try to fix the voice problem. I imagine something like that would be too rare for what we have access to?

>>16553114
It might also be difficult to add vocal cords to a /living/ con.

>>16553114
Parrots Vocal Chords are not on-hand. You'd have to go to the market for that, and not only would you have to leave the safety of the Serkei estate, you'd have to find money as well. Which, as the emptiness of your pockets suggests, you have little of.

rolled 3 = 3

>>16553139
Hmm. Maybe we'll ask about some money when Miss Serkei returns.

For now, ask Victoria on what she thinks would be the best way to improve on our con-making. We could run around all day doing random things but I think we need some direction.

>>16553183
this.

>>16553183
"Well, I suggest you do what Mr. Serkei did. Decide on a theme for your works, an underlying force that ties them all together. Then, decide on an end goal. What do you want to be making the most? Learn how to build it, and then apply that to everything you make."

rolled 6 = 6

CONQUEST LIVES? MY GOD, WORMWOOD, I THOUGHT YOU DIED!

WE MUST CREATE THE GREATEST CON CLAY ASSASSIN MAN.

ARE THE ROLES STILL USING 1D10s?

>>16553261
Why did you think I had died? And yes, we still use d10s rolling lower the better.

rolled 2 = 2

>>16553278
WELL, WORMWOOD, CONQUEST DISAPPEARED. DO WE STILL HAVE THE ABILITY TO CREATE FINGER WEAPONS? OR SINCE THEN, HAS A NEW START HAPPENED?

rolled 3 = 3

>>16553220
Hmm. Guess we'll stick with the sneaky type of cons we've been making like Henry. Now we just need to either work on making them more subtle or improve them in general.

I say we scour the library for any books there might be on con-making. We seem to be good at making a bruiser but not so good at the rest so maybe we can get some ideas from there.

From this point on, we should make all of our Cons with a common theme of :

DRAGONS.

Who's with me?

>>16553328
From this point on, we should make all of our Cons with a common theme of :

BOOBS.

Who's with me?

>>16553334
Oh fuck you.

Sorry guys, family decided to pop in so I need to balance them and this.
>>16553298
It's a new beginning, a new character, and a slightly altered universe and ruleset.
>>16553306
Victoria comes with you to the library, bouncing happily in preparation for her new favorite task of reading. You find a stack of books on the construction of Con-Men.

"The Most Basic Art of Con-Making"
"Cons and You: The Learned Mans Art"
"Andrew Schuffels Guide to Con-Making"
"Gender Dimorphism in Artificial Beings"
"Animating Living Structures for Dunces and Urchins"

Which shall you read?

rolled 8 = 8

>>16553426
Let's go with The Most Basic Art of Con-Making

>>16553446
The Most Basic Art of Con-Making is a rather engaging text focused on helping one learn the most basic elements of the construction of cons. It lists various recipes for preservatives, the simplest methods of connecting flesh to artificial materials.

While nothing NEW, it did correct several mistaken assumptions you had made. It also took 4 hours to read through.

rolled 10 = 10

>>16553508
What time in the day is it then? Lunch time? If so, we best go get some foods. Otherwise read up on Andrew Schuffels Guide to Con-Making. Probably going to be similar to the first book but there might be something in there that'll be new.

Is there a con-making skill or is learning from these books going to be taken into account in future con-making attempts?

rolled 2 = 2

>>16553426
Gender Dimorphism? Wouldn't the book simply say "whatever the maker damn well pleased"?

Imma go with living structures for 300 alex, because that sounds a bit out there.

>>16553545
Learning from these books is going to be taken into account for the creation of future cons. Also I really want to experiment with using an actual system for this to stat things out in but the only thing that comes to mind is GURPs.

As it is Lunch-Time, you join Victoria for a brisk meal of sandwiches, bringing along the Living Structures Book.

"Oh, that's an interesting book Clifford. Mr. Serkei relied on it heavily when he was creating me." She says, in between gaping mouthfuls of sandwiches.

Sorry if I'm being slow guys, but family is being a drag. I'll be less busy when they leave in an hour or two.

rolled 9 = 9

>>16553639
Never used the GURPS system so I have no clue how that would work. And don't worry about it OP. Not many people here tonight it seems. Guess weekends has more people unless people are just away today.

"How would you know he was using it a lot if you were being created? Did he talk to you about your creation?"

>>16553679
"He likes to blab about the creative process to those he trusts." She answers with a sly smile.

rolled 7 = 7

>>16553639
OH GURPS, I REMEMBER YOU SO FONDLY.

I REALLY SHOULD GET TO FINISHING THAT CAMPAGIN I STARTED.

So...

rolled 3 = 3

>>16553728
Interesting. We definitely need to read up on that book next then. Might let us make something more along the lines of Victoria.

rolled 4 = 4

>>16553788
Yeah, I'm trying to think of something more exciting to do than reading but it just seems silly to do more con-making and such when we could get more knowledge and do a better job by reading first.

>>16553426
Animating Living Structures for sure. We know the very very basics so lets see if we can further our knowledge with this.

rolled 2 = 2

>>16553833
adding dices

>>16553833
You open up the thick, weighty tome of Animating Living Structures for Dunces and Urchins, and a blast of dust flies out into your face. It's obvious this book hasn't been touched in years. As you pore through the charts, diagrams, and text, you allow the insulting manner of the instructions to flow into you. You learn quite a lot, actually, about the living aspect of Cons. They seem to change over time as they perform specific tasks, adapting to it.

(I'm gonna call it for now, not enough people and I'm feeling kind of nauseous. I'll start it up again in a few hours)

rolled 4 = 4

>>16553891
Hope ya feel better Wormwood. Might just be Fridays are bad for quests since older threads seem to have more people and you ran those later in the weekend.

>>16553891
Feel better man.

So, do we feel more up to continuing now?

rolled 2 = 2

>>16554523
At least one person still around.

>>16554577
Right, do you want to start now and see if things gather up steam?

rolled 5 = 5

>>16554622
I'm good for it although if earlier was any indication, this might just be a slow day.

>>16554622
Might be better to put the thread on hold until tomorrow 4Chan time. I would participate but I'm heading to bed.

>>16554822
Alright.

Bumping to keep alive till tomorrow.

Bump.

>"The Entire German Nation": NOT SURE

NOT SURE?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOT SURE!?

THEY ARE THE VILEST ENEMIES!

>>16554622
>>16554894
>>16556364

I'd like to participate but I MUST CATCH UP!

(perhaps I can steer away the quest from weird sexual fetish tone that it started to get)

>>16558604
>weird sexual fetish tone
Agreed. Con-maid needs to lose weight.

rolled 4 = 4

>>16553891
Ask Victoria how much time she spends on brushing and flossing her teeth each day.

Right, I'm back. I can run shit for a few hours, and then I have to go for the gym for a bit. Is anyone here?

>>16558778
Yep.

>>16558790
Alright then. We left off at you studying your books, currently, the book about living structures. What do you wish to do from here?

>>16558813
>What do you wish to do from here?

Ask Victoria what we should study next. She seems to be rather aware of our shortcomings.

>>16558819
As you ask Victoria what she recommends, her voice is drowned out by the sound of the door opening and slamming. It seems Miss Serkei has returned home at last.

Victoria points out to "Andrew Schuffels Guide to Con-Making" and begins cleaning up the table of the detritus and mess made by two friendly people eating and talking at the same time.

>>16558843
Take the book and study it.
LIKE A BOSS

>>16558843
Thank Victoria for cleaning up and focus on studying.

>>16558848
You thank Victoria and she smiles at you warmly. Then, you pore through the thick, brightly coloured tome. You struggle to understand what points the man could be making. Though it's obvious that he knows what he's doing and that there's vital information in here, the cartoon caricatures drawn to ease you in and break up the information do nothing but distract and confuse. However, you do learn quite a bit.

The jumble of new information in your head is beginning to get painful as you focus on memorizing it all.

Studying eats up the rest of the time in the day, and it is almost time for Dinner. Victoria has informed you that Serkei brought her friend over, and that you are to be on your best behavior.

>>16558888
Are we adequately dressed for having guests over?

>Serkei brought her friend over
Investigate.

>>16558626
Yes she does.

>>16558888
We need to be well dressed and introduce ourselves at some point.

>>16558888
Put on your monocle and tophat.

By that I mean to put on the best clothes you have.

>>16558906
Your clothes are sadly torn and stained from your work on cons. You ask Victoria more about this "Friend" of Serkeis.

"It's the Lady Isberg, a Con-Maker of some talent. I recommend you try not to arouse her interest."

You change into more suitable, fancier clothing. Nothing overtly flamboyant, but quite nice for a casual setting.

>>16558937
We put on a plain white mask.Then we introduce ourself.

What could go wrong?

>>16558937
>I recommend you try not to arouse her interest

Why?
What's wrong with that?

>>16558945
Mask?
Why would we put on a mask?

>>16558947
"She's a dangerous person and she has quite...bizarre interests. I'll go no further."

>>16558947
Con-Makers who have completed their prenticeship are required by law to wear masks when in public settings.

>>16558952
>bizarre interests
Oh boy. And that from con-maid.

If there's still time to pass until dinner, ask Victoria if she plays chess.
Also, enquire about Victorias day of creation.

>>16558952
"Will she be staying for dinner?"

>>16558957
There is still some time till dinner, and you pass it chatting up Victoria.

"Have you perhaps played Chess before?" you ask, sitting down on the bed. She shakes her head in denial, electing to remain standing.
"Well...how about the day you were made? Do you remember anything about that?"

She darts her gaze away for a split second before answering. "Well, I don't remember much. I was made downstairs in the workroom like most of the cons, and Mr. Serkei greeted me kindly upon my awakening. He gave me clothes, a hug, and sat down with me to eat alongside a little girl. That's all I really remember."

As she finishes, the dinner bell starts ringing. It's time to head out and meet this Lady Isberg.

Or would you rather do something else?

>>16558972
>day you were made
Try to get the exact date out of her. Subtlely, if possible.

Otherwise, dinner sounds fine. Try to be as quiet and polite if possible.

>>16558972
TIME TO EAT

LIKE A BOSS

>>16558986
She clams up about further details, and leads you to the dining room.

A tall, thin blonde women sits across from Serkei, and they are chatting amiably. As you take your seat and Victoria stands off to the side, the new woman takes notice of you.

"You must be Clifford. Serkei has told me quite a bit about you. Your interest in her breasts, for one."
She laughs slightly, and Serkei blushes.

>>16559004
"A pleasure to meet you, ma'am."

I hope she does not share Clifford's interest in Mlle Serkei's breasts.

>>16559031
"And a pleasure to meet you as well. It's nice to see that someone taught you your manners..." She takes a small bite of the steak. "Are you still using the same chef, Kimmy?" She says to Miss Serkei.

"Kimmy" nods.

>>16559041
Be all ears. If Victoria's advice is correct, there's nothing to be gained by anything else.

>>16559053
You listen in on their conversations while enjoying the tender, juicy steak. They chat amiably about various topics. You discover through your listening in that there is a new merchant in town from one of the Desert States, that Mr. Serkeis Business trip might have complications, and that the Lady Isberg is working on a new project. You also notice that the Lady Isbergs gaze often drifts quite far below "Kimmys" face.

Competition!

>>16559095
>Competition!

I'd rather call her a potential ally. Size her up against Mrs Serkei.

Wait

how great were Serkei's breasts?

>>16559138
Pretty great.

>>16559095
Dangit Wormwood, quit trying to tempt /tg/ into making this sexquest.

On a more serious note, keep out eyes and ears open for aany more juicy tidbits. We now can guess at Serkei's first name! Imagine what other knowledge the Lady Isberg could be harboring!

>>16559151
As you continue to listen in intently, Lady Isberg turns to face you.

"You've been quiet for a while now, Clifford. Do you have something to say?"

(Ah jesus, my Gym Appointment snuck up on me. Back in like an hour or two, alright?)

>>16559162
That just gives us time to plan. Have a good time!

>>16559169
Planning? Poppycock.

>>16559162
"Forgive me, I simply didn't want to intrude on your conversation. I'm glad, though, to see you appreciate Mlle Serkei as much as I do."

>>16559184
>"Forgive me, I simply didn't want to intrude on your conversation. I'm glad, though, to see you appreciate Mlle Serkei as much as I do."
...
...
..
.
"if you know what I mean."

>>16559194
I think that's entirely unnecessary and might even insult her intelligence.

>>16559184
Her face turns red with embarrassment as she realizes what you saw. She stammers slightly, trying to think of what to say, before smiling.

"Clever boy. Of course I appreciate my dear friends company. And you?"

(Right, heading out in like 5 minutes, just waiting for my workout partner to be ready.)

>>16559210
>"Clever boy. Of course I appreciate my dear friends company. And you?"

"Oh, I'm simply grateful that I'm allowed to bask in such delightful company during dinner."

>>16559162
>Gym Appointment
>hour or two

Don't let /fit/ hear that.

bump
>>16559227
this, but make sure it is said in a non-sarcastic manner

Right, I'm back early on the account of incredible nausea and motion sickness.

What do we want to do?

>>16559227
Second this. I'm also tempted to bring out Henry still looking like us.

>>16559227
Saying this in a completely non-sarcastic tone, you are the picture of honesty. She accepts this, and turns away from you. "Maid! Bring in the dessert." Victoria complies, and after a few minutes brings in mugs of some dark brown drink that you've never seen before, and some small cakes. Obvious to you, the only one paying attention, is the look of longing on her face as she places the three small slices down on the table, alongside the tiny spoons and forks.

>>16559819
The solution is obvious eat a bit and then leave the rest on the basis that we're full. Victoria can finish it off after.

>>16559880
If the image in the first post is any indication, we should probably not leave too much for her.
Otherwise, I agree.

>>16559819
Our maid loves some sweets?

>>16559880
Eating half of the small cake, you leave the rest and state that you are far too full to finish the rest of the cake.

"Then you wouldn't mind if I took the rest of it?" Miss Isberg says, pointing a fork at the delicious treat.

>>16559953
"I have to admit, I had actually hoped to finish it later. I hope I will not appear impolite if I only offer you half of what remains of my cake?"

>>16559953
Uh oh. Should we claim we want to use this delicious treat in con-making, although I'm not sure if we're supposed to reveal we're con-makers.

>>16559983
>Con-making
What, making the fat on Victorias ass? She can stand to not eat.

>>16559996
Considering she eats people, it's not too bad. And no, I just meant we were going to use it in something new but I suppose we could just use >>16559980.

>>16559980
"Oh, I apologize. I won't impose on you then." She replies, finishing off the rest of her own cake. Victoria gives you a quizzical look.

>>16560038
Just give Victoria a smile for now. I still think we should bring Henry in looking like us and get Miss Serkei's opinion on him.

>>16560038
"Thank you, Mrs Isberg." Smile at her, then signal Victoria to come over. "Be a dear and bring this to my room." When she's close whisper: "It's for you, I hope you'll enjoy it."

>>16560069
I think we should wait with that until the guest has left.

Become a Mighty Morphin' Robot.

rolled 8 = 8

>>16560123
>>16560123

I fucked up.

I have fucked up now.

>>16560123

>>16560085
"Why thank you, Ms. Isberg." Giving her a smile, you ask Victoria to bring the cake to your room. As she picks it up, and you whisper in her ear.

"It's for you."

She smiles, and leaves with cake in hand.

rolled 4 = 4

>>16560165

>>16560182

For you~

>>16560167

Just got back, where are we now?

>>16560182
>>16560165
>>16560131
>>16560123
If we could just get back on topic...

rolled 7 = 7

Hokay, now that I know the story better, here's what you do Fairfax:

Get up, excuse yourself from the dinner, and start building a Mighty Morphin' Robot; if possible assemble a team of teenagers (read: Street urchins) with attitude.

>>16560167
Excellent.

I guess we should excuse ourselves. Gentlemanly, of course. There's still studying to do. And nothing impresses the ladies more than success at work.

Also, how does Mrs Isberg hold up compared to Mlle Serkei?

>>16560211
Clifford is currently having dessert with the Lady Isberg, a rather...odd Con-Maker who is a friend of Serkei. She seems to have lecherous intentions towards "Kimmy", as she refers to her, and you have sent Victoria (The maid-con) back to your room with cake because you wanted to be nice.

>>16560167
Might as well excuse ourselves from dinner. Don't think there's much point sitting around listening to the two of them talk.

Perhaps we should figure out what The Entire German Nation can do.

rolled 5 = 5

>>16560237

Excuse ourselves to build a Mighty Morphin' Robot you mean.

>>16560237
Exactly what do you mean by that?

You excuse yourself from the table and retreat to your room with the rest of the books. You find Victoria in there, happily munching on the sweet cake, savoring every bite.

rolled 1 = 1

>>16560263
>>16560263

He means studying about Golems Fairfax.

Studying to learn how to build a Mighty Morphin' Golem.

>>16560263
>Exactly what do you mean by that?

I have no idea how Isberg looks. That's rather vital when it comes to deciding what we should do with her.

I vote that we bring Victoria cake until she has reached kaiju-like size.

Then, we use her to conquer Europe.

>>16560307
Well she clearly only has eyes for Miss Serkei, unless we somehow catch her interest. Which we haven't done at all at this point so that's moot.

Ask Victoria if she's enjoying the cake.

>mfw this thread

>>16560307
The Lady Isberg is a tall, slender woman with blonde hair tied back in a bun. She has noble features, blue eyes, and a wry smile constantly on her face. She is flat chested, narrow-hipped, and exceedingly skinny. She wears a large, wide, blue dress. You're not sure, but you think you heard a clicking noise emanating from between the folds of the garment.

"Victoria, are you enjoying Dessert?" you ask, as she licks her fingers clean of chocolate crumbs.

"Oh, uhm, yes! Thank you." She says, putting the plate and fork down on your desk.

"So, what did you think of the Lady Isberg?" she asks.

>>16560346
"She seems to like Mlle Serkei's breasts almost as much as I do. So I guess I can somewhat relate. As you advised, I didn't really talk to her a lot." Put the books on our desk. "Say, you seem to know quite a bit about her, do you know why she.. clicks?"

>>16560389
Second.

rolled 4 = 4

>>16560346
>>16560389

Either she has vagina dentata and her teeth are clicking together, or she has a Thri-Keen under her dress.

Could go either way honestly.

>>16560389
She laughs, before answering seriously.
"I mentioned earlier that she had...odd interests. One of them is self-modification. There is a reason that people like to call her a Widow, and it's not because she's ever married. Are you afraid of Spiders, Clifford?"

rolled 8 = 8

>>16560431

===> Clifford: SMACK THAT SPIDER!

>>16560454
Shut up.
We love spiders.

rolled 14 = 14

>>16560454

Scared of Spiders? Me?

Not at all!

>>16560431
>One of them is self-modification
Put on a straight face. "Do you..... do you think she wants to steal Mlle Serkei's breasts?" Allow yourself a smile.

>Are you afraid of Spiders, Clifford
"Not really. They're interesting and useful animals, they just make terrible pets."

rolled 3 = 3

>>16560461

8ut s8ders are huuuuuuuuge 8itches!!!!!!!!

>>16560472
"No, I think she wants to stick her face between them and never leave. But, she's very much interested in spiders. Last time she was here, she gifted Serkei a dress that she wove herself. From her own string."

Victoria shudders, or in her case, jiggles slightly. The thought comes to mind that she might need to lose some weight.

>>16560503
But we love chubby girls! .... No?

rolled 1 = 1

>>16560503

"So, lemme get dis straight: she has a...spider...spinnin'....thing.....up her ass?"

>>16560503
"Not a fan of spiders or has she done something to terrify you?"

>>16560552
"My services were given to her for a week as an idle gift. I spent the majority of that time in embarrassing outfits stuck in a web. She's not a very nice woman, Clifford."

>>16560577
"Does she only specialize in self-modification or did she have her own cons as well?"

>>16560577
Give Victoria a reassuring pat on the shoulder. "Don't worry. When she moves in with me, you're off-limits for her. Anyway, as you know, I'm aspiring to become the greatest con-maker of all times. You're my assisstant and confidant, and everybody knows" Poke her belly for dramatic effect. "That those are slim and sexy."

>>16560630
She frowns as your finger sinks in. "It's all a part of my feminine essence." She says. "And if you don't like it, you could always add to it." She smiles, showing off those pearly, sharp whites.

>>16560670
"I... Realize i have something very important to do."
inch away slwoly. Dont let her treacherous maw out of sight.

>>16560687
She laughs, hard enough to bring her to tears. As she tries wiping them away, arm held over her midsection, she smiles warmly.

"You're funny, Clifford. I like that."

You realize that it's getting very late.

>>16560670
"Wow, how much time do you spend brushing them? I wonder how long Mr Serkei spent designing those."

The lady with no pupils in the OP is what primarily drew me here. Is there more of her anywhere, I require it for my collection.

>>16560713
Time to prepare for bed then. Might as well inform Miss Serkei of that and if her guest is gone, show her Henry.

>>16560713
>You realize that it's getting very late.
Well, see if Henry's still okay. If that's the case, repeat the workout Victoria gave us yesterday, only that she'll has to join this time.

>>16560726
There's this. One of my friends drew it for me.

You run downstairs and check in on Henry. He's still assuming your form, and he looks rather relaxed. He waves, and you go back upstairs.

"Alright Victoria, I guess we could do more workouts, but you have to do them with me."

She gives you a smirk, and pushes you harder than last time. By the end of it, you're a jelly-limbed wreck that had to be lifted into bed, and she's not even breathing heavily. She did everything you did...

It is the next day. You are alone in your room. What will you do?

>>16560787
Take a shower, eat breakfast, continue studies. Focus on books that detail making changes to existing cons. Maybe we'll get the chance to improve Henry before Mr Serkei comes back.

>>16560787
Spend some time with our dog until breakfast. For being our second best friend, we haven't done much with him.

rolled 8 = 8

>>16560817
Right. You want die rolls just in case.

rolled 3 = 3

>>16560814
Adding my roll as well.

(Right guys, sorry, for the next hour or less I'm gonna be a bit distracted)

>>16560670
>>16560857

What are you rolling for?

rolled 2 = 2

>>16560977
If Wormwood has to pick between different ideas, he pics the ones with the lowest die.

>>16560814
Grabbing a rather large breakfast with Victoria and Miss Serkei, you chat idly before going to the Library. Victoria and Miss Serkei follow you, and you all find yourselves reading different books at the same table with a plate of snack sandwiches.

You reading a guide on altering living cons, Serkei a trashy romance novel, and Victoria, a childrens chapter book about a Con that ate children who disobeyed their parents.

rolled 2 = 2

>>16561087
Ask Miss Serkei on if it might be possible for us to get some rarer materials to work with. People wanted to get some parrot vocal chords and all for Henry and we need monies.

>>16561124
She looks up from her book and sighs. "We forgot to set up your allowance then? I was under the assumption that you were to be purchasing your own . I can give you a small purse to use for now, but as soon as my father returns, you'll be working for parts, doing chores."

She removes a small but fat purse, jingling with coins and pushes it over to you.

rolled 1 = 1

>>16561148
"Thank you!" Give her a hug. "Would you take me and Victoria to the market?"

rolled 5 = 5

>>16561148
Offer to do some chores now before she gives us the money.

>>16561171
She seems shocked by the sudden display of affection, but smiles and returns the hug.
"I'm sorry Clifford, but Ms. Isberg invited me over for lunch today, and I'd hate to disappoint her. Do you think you can manage on your own?"

She says, ruffling your hair.

rolled 8 = 8

>>16561189
"I'm sure Victoria and I will be fine then. When do you think you'll be back from lunch?"

rolled 4 = 4

>>16561189
"I've heard she's very interested in spiders, and the library hasn't got much on them. Could you ask her if she could lend me a book or two about them?"

>>16561229
"Oh she's more than interested Clifford. But who told you about that?" she asks curiously.

rolled 5 = 5

>>16561245
"She's famous for it. Infamous even. And word tends to get around on the street. Poor boy, if the stories are true."

>>16561267
"Oh my, I guess we can just ask her if it's true next time she visits then. You wouldn't mind asking her yourself now, would you?"

rolled 9 = 9

>>16561274
Can't back down now!
"Sure. As long as you protect me if those rumors are true."

rolled 10 = 10

>>16561274
"I do actually enjoy being alive, thank you very much."

>>16561297
She gives you a smile. "Well, I have to head off now. And stay safe while you're out."

She exits the library, waving goodbye as she heads out to her friend.

rolled 8 = 8

>>16561374
"Don't forget to ask for those books."

Well, let's ask con-maid if she's up for a trip to the market.

rolled 4 = 4

>>16561382
Agreed.

>>16561382
"I won't!" she shouts back, before the noise of a door opening and shutting emanates back towards you.

Asking Victoria if she'd like to visit the market, she nods her head vigorously.

>>16561388
Let's see how much money we've got, and how much we should take along.

rolled 3 = 3

>>16561388
How much do we have in the purse? Regardless, to the market to find some upgrades for Henry!

rolled 10 = 10

>>16561388
"Excellent. With you there, I'm sure no one will give us any trouble. Or if they do, they'll regret it." Head out!

>>16561412
The coin purse contains almost a hundred silver coins. A normal working-class man would struggle to earn this much in a year. It strikes you that Miss Serkei comes from a rather wealthy family.

rolled 1 = 1

>>16561435
Huh. Yeah, I guess we don't need all of that. Let's take 30 and leave the rest home. Worst case scenario, we come back for more I guess.

>>16561435
We should only take a part of that. 10 Silver?

>>16561453
Seconded

>>16561443
Taking 30 silver coins into your pocket, you leave the rest of the still-fat coinpurse on your desk.

Is there anything you'd like to do before heading out, or bring something along with?

rolled 9 = 9

>>16561481
Our dog! It's been awhile since he's had a walk outside the manor I bet. Henry can stay behind for now.

rolled 3 = 3

>>16561491
This.

rolled 3 = 3

>>16561481
Shopping list:

-Something nice for us
-Something useful for us
-Something nice for Mlle Serkei
-Something nice for Victoria
-Something nice for Mrs Isberg

rolled 8 = 8

>>16561507
That's probably going to take more than 30 silver for all of those but it's worth keeping an eye open.

For Victoria - perhaps a new wig? Miss Serkei... New trashy novels? Something spider related for Mrs Isberg?

>>16561491
>>16561507
>>16561500

Writing up a shopping list, you bring along "Dog" on a leash. He yips happily at the chance for exercise and excitement, and you head outside for the market. Leaving during working hours, you manage to avoid the worst of the crowd. A fancily decorated store catches your eye, and a tall, black-skinned man wearing elaborate foreign clothes smiles broadly at you from there. His arms are folded over his broad chest, and he looks the picture of a Djinn from the Desert-States. Two massive, muscular cons flank the doors entrance.

"Hallo then, good sirrah!" He cries out to you. "Perhaps you would like to enter the Den of Araby and buy something for your lovely Con? A wig, a ring, a song? Anything can be found in here!"

rolled 3 = 3

>>16561584
It's as good a place to start as any.

rolled 3 = 3

>>16561584
Buying a song? How can one capture a song for sale? Suggest we investigate further.

rolled 3 = 3

>>16561584
Con-related goods you say? Most excellent! Let us examine this gentleman's wares for parrot vocal chords and some of the other things suggested for other people.

>>16561608
>>16561611
>>16561615
Do we get a prize for having three 3's in a row?

>>16561615
I think those would be wasted money. Making them mechanically would probably be more effective and cheaper.

>>16561584
>A wig, a ring, a song?

We planned to buy a wig for Victoria, didn't we? Obviously that means we need to buy a ring for Serkei and a song for Isberg.

>>16561523
> Something spider related for Mrs Isberg?

I think we should at some point of time make a personal assistant spider. Kinda like a tiny, mechanical, filofax/secretary. Writing down notes, keeping a calendar etc.

>>16561608
>>16561611
>>16561615
Entering into the perfumed and lavishly decorated store, you are amazed by the sheer amount of...stuff! Glittering gems, carved statues, painted figures, bizarre machines...you feel as if almost anything could be found here.

He follows in behind you, patting Victoria on the shoulder as he continues to smile broadly.

"Now child, is there something in particular you are looking for?"

>>16561664
First things first - Parrot vocal chords. We don't have much time to improve on Henry before the return of Mr. Serkei.

And with that I am off for now Wormwood. This the last day on the weekend you running it or can I hope for more?

>>16561677
I'll be continuing tomorrow.

>>16561664
"Yes, I know I'm looking for a new wig for my con and an interesting read for myself. Otherwise, I'd love to simply have a look around. See if something catches my eye."

rolled 2 = 2

>>16561677
Dice roll since I forgot.

>>16561682
Most excellent. Until then.

rolled 8 = 8

>>16561677
>Parrot vocal chords

I still doubt those would have the effect we're looking for.

How about the vocal chords of a lyre bird:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjE0Kdfos4Y

rolled 7 = 7

>>16561704
Eh. Look for both then. If both are available, we'll decide then.

>>16561722
>>16561704
The man continues smiling and moves towards a set of drawers as you ask for the vocal chords of a bird.
Opening them up, he takes out three small, long cases.

"We have the vocal chords of a Parrot, a Sparrow, and a Lyre Bird. Do you have a preference?"

rolled 6 = 6

>>16561738
The vocal cords weren't my idea, but I guess we should ask for the respective price.

I'd favour the Lyre Bird's, but I guess it will be the most expensive one.

>>16561776
"Ah, the matter of cost. The sparrows will be a silver. The Parrot, 3. The Lyre Bird...7 silvers or I'm cutting my own throat."

rolled 4 = 4

>>16561738
Lyre bird, most definitely.

>>16561787
Yeah, we are trying to prove something to our master here, no reason to be cheap.

rolled 6 = 6

>>16561783
Interesting, we shouldn't commit to a purchase until we've made our other choices, though.

rolled 7 = 7

>>16561783
>7 silvers or I'm cutting my own throat

Oh god. Is... is his name Dibbler, by any chance Wormwood?

>>16561799
"I understand, I understand. Now, what else do you require? Perhaps a girdle for your finely made friend here?" He whispers the last part into your ear slyly.

rolled 7 = 7

>>16561806
"Ha, she's been whipping me into shape these past days and a tremendous help with my studies. I think I would be very impolite if I wouldn't let her choose by herself."

>>16561835
"Ah, of course, of course. Now I can tell by the little shopping list in your pocket that you came here for a reason. Are you perhaps...a con-maker?" He asks.

>Buying stuff from arab person
>not haggling
>ISHYGDDT

But seriously, it is EXPECTED in midden-west to haggle.

>>16561863
Wait.
Do we have our mask on?

rolled 8 = 8

>>16561863
"No, I would be wearing a mask if I were one, wouldn't I? However, it is a field of interest for me."

rolled 10 = 10

>>16561886
I don't think we do. And you're right, we SHOULD haggle. The first sale was just.... luring him into a false sense of security, yeah, that's it!

>>16561886
No you do not. And remember: It's con-makers who have FINISHED their prenticeship who wear masks in public.

>>16561916
Oh, okay

then we cannot say that we are one, just that we are training to be one.

>>16561886
>But seriously, it is EXPECTED in midden-west to haggle.
Uuuhhh... I obviously meant middle-east

SO, what are we doing?

rolled 4 = 4

>>16562001
>>16562001

Making a Mighty Morphin' Golem.

rolled 7 = 7

>>16562001
Replaying with >>16561895 I think, and then looking for a new wig for Victoria, I thought.

rolled 8 = 8

>>16562028
Or, whatever Victoria fancies.

rolled 2 = 2

>>16562028
*replying, rather.

>>16562028
"Ah, I understand now. Now, are you pursuing independent study, or do you have a teacher?"

rolled 3 = 3

>>16562121
"A gentleman must keep things close to the vest I'm afraid my dear man."

>>16562121
"I am under a tutelage.
Why do you ask?"

rolled 5 = 5

>>16562134
Here, I take back my post, go with >>16562136 instead.

>>16562136
"Well, I ask because I recently received a shipment of instructionary tomes in the art of con-making from a friend of mind. If you have a teacher, you would have no use for them."

rolled 1 = 1

>>16562154
"Well, I could use some supplements in a few areas. To keep my teacher pleased with my progress and avoid unnecessary mistakes."

>>16562172
"Ah! Well, I have a few books. Gender Dimorphism in Con Structures, Advanced Con-Making for Dunces and Urchins, and finally, Moorescrops Guide to Production."

>>16562196
since we have the two others, i guess we're taking the last book.

rolled 4 = 4

>>16562196
"I've a had a brief run-in with the "Dunces and Urchins" series of books. Good information, horrible presentation. Would you mind if I give the books a brief glance to see if their content of use for me?"

rolled 6 = 6

>>16562224
We don't have any of them, I think. "Gender Dimorphism in Artificial Beings" & "Animating Living Structures for Dunces and Urchins" are the ones we have in the library. I think the ones we're offered are different books.

>>16562228
"Feel free."

Browsing through, it's obvious that Gender Dimorphism in Con Structures is a cheaply made copy of the text you have at the library with a different cover. Advanced Con-Making for Dunces and Urchins is laid out somewhat better than it's predecessor, and is obviously the next text in this "Series." Moorescrops Guide to Production seems to be a text entirely devoted to speeding up, instead of refining, the process of Con-Man production.

>>16562244
pardon me then, at least i have the excuse that the names are easily mistaken

rolled 3 = 3

>>16562266
let's take Advanced Con-making then, since a good con-maker, wouldn't be impatient with his creations

rolled 2 = 2

>>16562266
Okay, in that case I'd suggest only considering the purchase of Advanced Con-Making.
Ask for the price, then see what Victoria would like to purchase.

>Re: the other books
We need to improve our con production before we even think of speeding it up, so I'd say we shouldn't buy Moorescrops. The other book is useless to us.

>>16562266
If we don't have it, Advanced Con-Making seems good.

'Guide to production'.... well, I wouldn't suggest using these techniques since we strive to be best con-maker but if we ever find ourself in a situation where we quickly need to make few cons, these lessons wouldn't hurt.

Still, I suggest taking Advanced Con-making

rolled 2 = 2

>>16562266
Well we don't really need speed necessarily, we want, I assume, quality over quantity. Certainly it is quality that Mr. Serkei is looking for in Henry, and so that is what we must give him.

>>16562266
We may have use for the last. While we should not allow the quality to suffer, maybe we can still learn something to speed up the process without sacrificing quality.

>>16562295
>>16562298
"5 Silvers." he says flatly, when you ask for the price.

rolled 10 = 10

>>16562333
"I'll have to think about that. It's an interesting book but I'll have to ponder if it is worth such an investment."

Victoria

rolled 4 = 4

>>16562333
"Three silvers."

>>16562359
"Four silvers, and I'll go no lower."
He says, resolutely.

rolled 10 = 10

>>16562365
"3.75 is all I have for books this month."

>>16562375
"Then you won't have books this month."

rolled 9 = 9

>>16562381
Dang. I hate you, /tg/ dice.

rolled 6 = 6

>>16562381
A tough bargain. Let's give him the four silvers, he didn't laugh in our faces and order us out for trying to haggle, that's a win in my books. We'll drive him lower on our next purchase.

>>16562385
He smiles as you hand him the four silvers, and he gives you a ribbon-wrapped copy of the book. It's exceedingly heavy.

You now possess a single weighty tome, and 26 silvers.

rolled 1 = 1

>>16562402
Shouldn't it be lower for the Lyre bird chords? Or did we not end up buying those?

>>16562402
Well, let's find something for Victoria.

>>16562411
We haven't bought them, yet.

>>16562411
You said you'd consider purchasing them.

rolled 5 = 5

>>16562423
>>16562421
Ah. Well then, let's ask Victoria is she's found anything that's caught her fancy.

Other things we should consider while here (in addition to the vocal chords):

-A new, pristine white wig for Victoria
-The blood of an exotic creature
-Scales (reptillian, not weighing)
-Shark teeth
-Depleted Uranium
-Mercury
-Propane (and propane accessories)
-A telescope

I have some ideas for our next project.

>>16562428
Victoria holds up a curly blonde wig. "I thought this looked rather nice. How much does it cost?"

The man looks at you, and then at her. "Why, for someone as lovely as you, only 3 silvers."

>>16562487
Do it.

rolled 8 = 8

>>16562487
"Throw in the lyre vocal chords and ill make it 8"

>>16562487
I think that's the one item we shouldn't haggle for.
If she wants it, we take it.

rolled 7 = 7

>>16562500
Seconded.

>>16562500
dangit /tg/dice.

I'll be back within 20 minutes, grabbing fast food because I forgot to eat today.

rolled 2 = 2

>>16562511
>gym appointment
>eating fast food

/fit/ will skin you.

>>16562537
Well he's got the SQUATZ down but unless he's eating a burger made of steel cut OATZ I'll have to agree.

rolled 7 = 7

>>16562511
>I'll be back within 20 minutes

...

Back, traffic was bad.
>>16562537
I will die laughing. And eating.

Right, so, if I'm correct, the majority vote is that Clifford attempt to haggle down the price of the wig and the Lyres vocal chords to a combined price of 7-8 Silvers?

rolled 1 = 1

>>16562805
I'd guess so.

>>16562816
With that roll? i'd say yes.

>>16562816
Haggling down the combined price to 7 silvers, the Arab grumbles but hands over the vocal chords and wig.

"I'm cutting my own throat here child, but you can have them for that pittance."

You can tell that he'll be less likely to lower his prices in the future.

rolled 10 = 10

>>16562923
I guess we can browse a bit more, but I doubt we'll find something for either Mlle Serkei or Mrs Isberg here. They seem to have a lot more money than we do, so we'll probably have to create something special for them ourselves.

>>16562946
Let's go find a bookstore, maybe get Serkei another trashy novel?

>>16562946
Browsing around, you really don't see anything that captures your fancy. Nothing...pops. Really, the rest of the stuff in the store is more along the lines of decorations for old womens kitzschy homes.

rolled 2 = 2

>>16563011
Did that happen because I rolled a 10?

rolled 3 = 3

>>16563011
Okay. Ask the owner when he expects his next shipment of curiosities.

>>16563023
Yes
>>16563032
"Eh, within a week or so. Getting some nice stuff, could hold some of it on layaway if you like."

rolled 2 = 2

>>16563040
"Books are always good. The other stuff is probably more hit-and-miss. I'll be around."

Keep looking around for interesting shops or stalls.

>>16563062
A small wagon lies in the middle of the market, and an old woman sits at the front. A tall con-man with glass eyes and marble limbs sits beside her, examining flowers.

>>16563119
Enquire about her store and the items she sells.

>>16563133
Popping open a great green eye, the Old woman stares at you. Smiling, gap-toothed and filthy, she opens up a compartment in the side of her wagon. Glass bottles and flasks fill it to the brim, bubbling and hissing and fizzing and shaking with the force contained within.

"Potives!" She shrieks in explanation.

>>16563159
Interesting, any specialties?

>>16563170
"Aaaach, everthin'." She slurs. "Gotcher vig'ratives, preservatives, elongatives, every which, way, and ive under th' sun!"

>>16563194
I like her. Let's see if she has anything that can increase the lifespan of a Con Man. Don't want Henry to fall apart after a few years.

>>16563194
As we know next to nothing about potives, we should probably consult Victoria.

>>16563208
"Yeah, yeah. Gotcher preservatives heah. Y'just pour th' shit aaaaaaaall over th' fucker and bam! Last forever. Totes' legit."

Turning to Victoria for clarification, you come to the conclusion that Victoria has no idea what the old woman is saying.

>>16563293
Oooooookay.... I guess I won't hurt to ask for a price.

rolled 6 = 6

>>16563293
Oh yes, we definitely want this.

>>16563309
>>16563317
She holds out a hand.

"Five."

rolled 3 = 3

>>16563324
>16563324
"4.50 because I've never bought anything from you. Ever. If it's good I'll come back for more."

rolled 9 = 9

>>16563324
We've also reached auto-sage.

rolled 6 = 6

>>16563324
We can make our own if need be. This may be better quality but there is no way of knowing. See if we can haggle her down to 3 silvers.

>>16563339
>>16563345
"Eeeengh. 3 anna' half."

rolled 7 = 7

>>16563380
Nope. Thank her for her time and just walk away if it's going to be 3.5. I would rather spend the money on more useful and trustworthy.

rolled 3 = 3

>>16563380
Ok.

rolled 5 = 5

Actually ask Victoria if there is any potives (painkillers, anesthesia, disinfectant? I have no idea) needed to successfully perform post construction surgery on a con. I don't want out clay man to become damaged as we try to add the new vocal chords.

rolled 5 = 5

>>16563427
Excellent idea.

Edit: NO captcha, it is YOU who have mistypes the verification!

>>16563427
"Other than preservatives, we'll need vigoratives and alchohol to keep him alive and uninfected."

rolled 6 = 6

>>16563455
Do we have those in the lab?

>>16563465
Yes.

rolled 5 = 5

>>16563455
Hmmmm, well ask the crone what she has in vigoratives and surgery alchohol and how much she wants with the preservatives thrown in. See if we can get a bundle deal going.

rolled 1 = 1

>>16563473
Oh never mind then. Maybe lets just get the preservative then for the 3.5. But we should test a little of it before we pour it on our clay man, you know, in case it melts him or something.

rolled 8 = 8

>>16563473
Great. Let's pay and head home. Get some food on the way back, if possible something tasty that doesn't add to Victoria's weight. Also, do we or Victoria know Mlle Serkei's favourite dish?

>>16563506
Once the silver coins make it into her withered hand, she passes you a paper bag, translucent with grease and filled with 6 small flasks of a bubbling blue liquid.

>>16563514
What? We're trying to make her lose weight? Why?

>>16563540
Because nobody likes fat chicks.

rolled 7 = 7

>>16563514
This sounds good. Once we are back we can figuring out how to put the vocal chords in Henry. I think it wouldn't be to hard considering he is mostly clay but I could be quite wrong. Maybe try to find a book on con surgery in the library.

rolled 4 = 4

>>16563515
"Thank you very much, have a nice day." Ask Victoria if there's a shop she'd recommend.

>>16563589
"Well, nothing that we could afford at the moment. But Gross' Emporium is quite good when buying in bulk."
Victoria says to you as you walk away from the crazy old woman.

rolled 2 = 2

>>16563650
"Could I invite you to grab a bite to eat? Preferably one that doesn't involve snatching people from the streets?"

>>16563675
"Oh, but that's the best type of bite! Are you sure?"

rolled 6 = 6

>>16563686
"Considering I lived in a box on the streets until a few days ago? Yes."

>>16563708
"Oh uhm, right. Well...what did you want to grab? Maybe a cake or two?"

rolled 4 = 4

>>16563761
"I had actually been thinking about a nice soup, but I guess we can add a slice or two. Say, do you know Mrs Serkeis favourite food?"

>>16563790
"She likes sirloin steak. Not exactly ladylike, I know, but it's her favorite. And are you sure you want to get soup? I know a place with really nice vegetable soup but...it's...not really filling."

rolled 9 = 9

>>16563828
"Well, considering you were practically created to eat lots of meat, I guess having you eat vegetables would be unnecessarily cruel. How about this: you can order whatever you want, as long as it has at least a side dish that isn't meat. And you'll actually eat it. Sounds okay?"

rolled 1 = 1

>>16563868
>horrible, horrible sentence structure; missing words etc.
And it seems like the my lack of sleep is catching up with me. Say, how long do you plan to keep going tonight? I think everything that's longer than 30-45 minutes would be unrealistic for me.

>>16563884
I can take a break until tomorrow, but I was planning on going for a few more horus.

rolled 10 = 10

>>16563907
Let me get some caffein and a soup on the stove.

>>16563907
I just got to this party though.

sadface.gif

rolled 3 = 3

>>16563940
You're in luck, the party isn't over.

Time to make a new thread?

>>16563946
Fuck yeah!

I say we buy steak for our lovely Ms. Serkei then.

>>16563953
Sounds prudent.

rolled 5 = 5

>>16563953
336 posts, we're far in auto sage territory.

Oh hey, who already archived the thread?

>>16563992
Me, I figured someone should just in case everyone kept posting and it 404'd

>>16564023
Awesome.

Getting new thread started then?

>>16564107
Yeah, just taking a short break. I know I've taken a lot of those today, sorry.

>>16564120
Don't think you need to apologize man. Better that you get yourself some rest than get burned out again.

>>16564120
Yeah. No problem.

I was just thinking about making some food, and I wanted to have the new thread open for f5ing upon my glorious return.

Thread dead?

>>16564729
I'm just too tired for now. I'll restart tomorrow mornin'