Can you list the current stats for each player?

>>17292014
Here are the different stats previously mentioned:
Army: Army is how strong your army is. When in war, your "Army" stat is added to your attack/defence roll. When trading an army, you lose it.
Army Tech: This is how well developed your army is. When in war this is added to your attack/defence roll. When trading an Army Tech, you do not lose it, however in order for an Army Tech to work, it needs to be lower than your Army amount (for example with 6 armies and 7 army tech, it is counted as 6 army and 5 army tech). It can also be used to modify your rolls to improve your army.
Navy: Same as Army except for navies, can however also be used for economy and trading.
Navy Tech: Same as Army Tech except for navies, can however also be used for economy and trading.
Diplomacy: This stat can be used to influence another nation. You can use it to affect another nation's rolls positively and negatively (for example: PlayerX rolls 8 in roll#2, PlayerY use 2 Diplomacy on PlayerX's roll#2 and it becomes a 10) when used you lose it. It can also be used for trading in that case you lose it and the other player gains it.
Society is how well developed your country is, the higher this is, the lower the chances for revolution are. If your Army stat exceeds this, a revolution might occur. This can not be traded. This can be used to modify your Civil Tech rolls.
Civil Technology: How well developed your country is. This can be traded without being lost. It can also be used to affect your own rolls in Society.
Economy: A resource/how rich your country is, can be used to modify your rolls in any field. Can be traded.
Infrastructure: How quickly your nation expands. Can not be traded.

In the next post I'll cover additional information.

>>17292024
Yes, but not until I have scared off potential new players with a huge wall of text because I'm a dick GM like that.

If it bothers you, just read it with Cave Johnson's voice, if you have no idea who the fuck Cave Johnson is, I congratiulate you... also I'm slightly high on caffeine and nicotine so I'm thrilled for this game.

Tl;DR Welcome back.

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>>17292029
Additional Info, and if no one reads this they are fucktards.

1. I am a dick GM who does not accept magic, because it has waaay too many loopholes.
2. I award stat points based on one of the following things: a. Rolling, b. Rollplaying and c. Whenever I feel like it (almost never).
3. The current age of technology for most of the world is Stone Age, some has advanced to Bronze age and one has advanced to Iron age. This usually has little effect, but there are players who has tried fucktarded things.
4. My style of writing today may be different from the last two times because of reasons that you won't give a damn about.
5. Here is a *.TXT with all the info from last time that my bro at >>17292024 requested.

Picture unrelated, but I made it and I want to post it as often as possible because I made it and I am Danish.

>>17292074
>5. Here is a *.TXT with all the info from last time that my bro at >>17292024 requested.

Actually hit me with a shovel and call me Adolph Snitchzlefickling because there is no way that is my name and I just forgot to link this:
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=VWTKQIG2

It will never answer your questions, but you should read it anyway because it tells you a bit about the world and this game style anyway.

See you in 14-11 minutes players.

Carnivale reporting in.

>>17292074

And I'm a big fucktard again, here is the real picture.

Gotta delete that broken GIF.

>>17292083
Great, thank you.

>>17292024
>>17292102

Alright two players in, game can occur as planned, we have got the minimum.

Also tell me if you dislike my attempt at a more epic writing style.

U wot m8

>>17292127

No, I wouldn't mind, be as grandiose as you like.

>>17292153
Not really going to be grandiose, more:
>Army +1: Turns out that your idea was fucking brilliant for some reason or another, probably those sharp and suave looking uniforms.

>>17292173
You need more of that, though it would be nice if you could add more reason for advancements or such, can't criticize until the game starts.

>>17292193
I will keep it in mind.

Also game should be considered formally started now as my computer clock says "00:04:03" or something and since I'm 6 hours ahead of Server Time - go figure.

I'm here, but I've got work in about two hours, so I can't do much tonight, which is a shame. After this session, when's the next one?

rolled 10, 4, 4, 3, 4 = 25

1-4: Continue study/advancement of kites (For the record, last you said they could hold a person)
5: Harvest all materials that can be found

rolled 2, 4, 5, 9, 10 = 30

12. Implore civil architects and masons to work on the most basic forms of infrastructure. I don't care if the roads made from dirt or not. They have to serve for now.

34. Attempt to innovate the training of boot camp soldiers; associate road building as one of their skills.

5 Have the best sculptors complete the old statue of Ge'Em.

rolled 2, 8, 7, 7, 1 = 25

1,2,3: Begin construction of higher level education facilites, to compliment the already constructed schools.
4,5: Begin research into medical techniques. While this will benefit the Hegemony Armed Forces to begin with, this will trickle down to the average citizen in the long term.

>>17292231
Sunday 18.00 (server time).

Every game is Sunday or Wednesday 18.00 (server time)

How many hours does a session usually take?

rolled 6, 6, 8, 10, 7 = 37

>>17292223

+2 Infrastructure
+12 Society
+5 Army(s)
+11 Economy
+8 Civil Tech
+1 Naval Tech

1-3. Take our new Steel and begin replacing our inferior iron and bronze tools, these last twice as long, stay sharp and look much cooler!

4-5. Look for more of this "Coal", if we are to produce steel in large amounts we must have more of this fascinating rock!

rolled 2, 4, 9, 5, 2 = 22

Army 7
Economy 4
Civil Tech 2
Army Tech 1
Navy 2
Socity 3

The glory of the Spesitian trade needs more maritime dominance!

1,2: Design clipper ships
3,4: Create 2 more navies
5: Research into crossbows (Army tech)

rolled 10, 8, 9, 7, 4 = 38

>>17292279
Awesome, cheers for that.

>>17292293

Probably six hours because I have a whole night ahead of me dedicated to this game.

Good GM sir, does the real world topography carry over to this, or just the shape of the countries? Can we conquer certain world landmarks and such?

rolled 8, 6, 3, 3, 7 = 27

I've held off but at least once wanted to try my hand at something like this.

Name: The Simurids
Government type: Khanate
Ideology and/or Religion: Tribal Federation, Pagan Pantheon.
Location: East shore of the Caspian Sea
Fluff: Unified by a common culture by the first Grand Khan, his ambition and lust for glory in conquest took him to run rampant over neighboring tribes and by force amalgamate them into the Khanate. There is no fixed capital, not yet as it is still a nomadic people who still wander the Asian Steppes. One day that may change.
Colour on map: Brown

1-3: Expand and assimilate neighboring tribes into Khanate by force and through terror
4: Work toward adapting and evolving steppe cavalry horde tactics
5: Work toward developing the art of constructing composite bows

>>17292349

Oh shizz, well as a yurofag I can't do six hours right now. In any case I'll watch and see how well your ruleset works.

>>17292374
9:20 AM here in Australia
I have all day

rolled 10, 1, 6 = 17

>>17292354
The Good spirit of GM speaks:
"Nope and Nope!"

I won't be bothered to do the research because 99% of the players won't bother with it.

And Landmarks are not build. Really not.

Also I have to roll for the rebels.

As much as I hate to attract any ire from asking this of you, I'm wondering if you've taken some time to update our stats a little bit.

rolled 8, 9, 5, 4, 6 = 32

Navy 3
Navy Tech 0
Civil Technology 10
Diplomacy 7
Society 7
Army 4
Army Tech 1
Economy 2
Infrastructure 3

Honalea seeks to Expand its new Australian prefectures to the North, creating valuable trade settlements for its new ally across the sea.

Roll 1,2,3 - Expand Australia

Roll 4, 5 - Scientists seek to refine the materials process for their science laboratories and bronze is not quite good enough. To the mines, to seek a stronger material!

rolled 6, 9, 10 = 25

>>17292411

I really haven't, sorry though, as soon as our last session ended, I headed to work and was reminded that the CEO was a dumbass who still refuse to deport me to DPR of Korea (The Best Korea)... seriously, I want to be deported to North Korea (because he threatened to do that once and as a semi-professional journalist, I want to see that happen).

Anyone in here from Bobski's by chance?

>>17292482
Not actually in it, but I was lurking it before I got into this one.

>>17292482

Which nation were you? I too am from Bobski's.

rolled 5, 2, 7 = 14

Round 1

Neoylen
+2 Economy: Your research into this thing has allowed you to develop two miraculousely different textiles? You wanna now what? Well, damn you because one is extremely durably [Denim] and the other is extremely delicate [Silk].
And daaamn, your havesting turned out to be a failure.

Carnivale
Your road workers are pretty lazy, fucking nig-nogs or whatever. Fuck 'em.
+1 Army: That training camp kicks ass... literally... each trainee has their ass kicked several times a day.
+1 Society: That is one kick ass statue, it really does all the kicking ass needed in your nation. Boo-Yaa!

Gryphos
+3 Society: Fuck yeah, more schools. And more heart broken kids who gets their heart broken by homework. But whatever, you got your society bonus, so high five yourself.
+1 Civil Tech: You got yourself a hospital, great, no word if it is free for the common people yet, but you know... nurses look hot.

Britain
+1 Army, +1 Society: Better tools, great now get your farmers to farm a vegetable called "Pizza" because I am starvin' for more good actions.
+2 Economy: You find Coal enough to trade with, good job man. WOO!

Spesitain
Nah, that design didn't work. Get your designers to make a better.
+1 Navy, half the progress there champ. Keep up that work.
The Crossbow literally backfire into your own people, back to the board.

Simurids
Expansion: Check map.
Your tactics fail for reasons too depressing to describe, seriously.
+1 Army Tech, surely not composite bows - kid you haven't even developed wooden bows!! - but still bows - fuck me... now you DO have wooden bows!

Honalea
Expansion: Check map.
+1 Civil Tech: You discover iron, WOAAH, good choice champ.

>>17292482
>>17292490
Bobski's players are my players. I'm not Bobski and my style might be different from his since I never lurked in his threads, but if you want to join this one, feel free to do so.

>>17292490
Jute Dominion.

Name: The Peoples Republic
Government type: Communist 1 party state with Maoist Cult of Personality.
Ideology: Atheism/Maoism
Location: South China
Fluff: Influenced by the success of the Siberians to the North the people of China have formed the Peoples Republic with the Goal of unifying all of East Asia.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7ksgY1KrSQ

rolled 4, 1, 10, 1, 6 = 22

>>17292508

12. Attempt to uncover the secrets of glass making from the grains of fine beach sand.

345. Expand towards the east.

rolled 7, 6, 2, 6, 8 = 29

+2 Infrastructure
+13 Society
+6 Army(s)
+13 Economy
+8 Civil Tech
+1 Naval Tech

1-5. Expand south, toward Talu and London!

rolled 9, 1, 3 = 13

>>17292530
No specified colour so you become the brightest green I can get away with because I am a dick like that.

(Plus some minor reasons like too many red nations on the map and too many politically red nations.)

Unfortunately I can't join due to timezone problems mentioned here >>17292374.

>>17292524
Kalmuk here.

On a semi-related note, I was thinking about doing a NationBuilder IN SPESS when Bobski's one finishes. I've got a he map with around 40 stars and I've also got the world map, with the oceans painted black and the continents as star clusters. Which one is better?

>>17292482
Debuachuria.

1-2: Begin creating new types of clothing with denim and silk.
3-5: Continue the mastery over air!

rolled 10, 1, 9, 10, 4 = 34

+7 Army
+4 Economy
+2 Civil Tech
+1 Army Tech
+3 Navy
+3 Society

Despite the oligarchs ambitions, their designers prove inept. They are taken to the torture pits and their work and research seized.

1,2,3: Design clipper ships
4,5: Colonize the Canary Islands.

rolled 1, 10, 6, 9, 4 = 30

1-2: Expand, EXPAND, EXPAND!!!
3: Learning animal husbandry, specifically horse breeding
4: We need those steppe cavalry tactics eventually
5: We'll get to better bows in a bit, for now, we dream of Lamellar armour we'll start, with the reality embedded in padded, silk and leather

I'll be gone an hour and maybe miss next round, but I'll be back.

rolled 8, 3, 2, 10, 2 = 25

>>17292563
Missed roll

>>17292556
The star map. My advice is to use bobski's structure with the bonuses etc to prevent running into the issue of 'oh so this roll of 11 does nothing, okay' no one likes having 3/4ths of a turn be completely useless.

rolled 5, 9, 6, 5, 6 = 31

Civil Tech 3
Army 5
Economy 3
Army Tech 1
Navy 3
Society 5

Last turn tonight I'm afraid

1,2: You know that hospital? I want some more built, and start to allow the average civilian access to them.
3,4: Continue research into metallurgy, lets see what new and more durable metals we can forge
5: Declare a public holiday to commerate the opening of our first hospital.

>>17292556

Meant to write 'hex map with around 40 stars'.

rolled 10, 4, 2, 5, 9 = 30

I'm back! Sorry I missed the last session. Mind if I dive back in?

All five dice to use my elephant labour forces to expand into India / the rest of Ceylon

rolled 6, 2, 4, 9, 7 = 28

Navy 3
Navy Tech 0
Civil Technology 11
Diplomacy 7
Society 7
Army 4
Army Tech 1
Economy 2
Infrastructure 3

Excellent!
The peoples on Australia capture the Dingo, and breed it with their hardy Coyote! This resultant hybrid is selectively bred for its loyalty, docility, and distinct dislike of domesticated animals as prey.
Iron! This new metal is used to bolster the scientific endeavors at the research lab, where the crystal growing projects are under way.


Roll 1, 2, 3 - Superdogs, mate.
4, 5 - Crystal Tech

>>17292613

Ah, the great merchants themselves! The Spesitian peoples are interested in trade with your state, as we are one in the same. Through this trade, our economies will rise together, ja?

>>17292656
Always eager to find others willing to prosper and trade. What do you have to offer us? (Also, where is your nation based on the map?)

Name: Iserlohn
Government: Absolute Monarchy
Location: Germany
Fluff: A tribe whose numbers and prosperity hit a level that it could expand its borders out to be something more than a bunch of dirty barbarians.
Color: Something other than pink

>>17292708

On your maps and charts we are the violet nation bordering the green Orwellians on North America.

We offer bronze, wood and stone crafts and goods. We also offer a military-trade alliance, we will act in your interests to protect our mutual trade if called upon.

A fair contract, ja?

>>17292717

Remember, jerries, We're ready to re-grow our battle taches at a moment's notice and jump across the channel to give you six of the best, trousers down, the second you try for the hat trick.

(Welcome to the game :3)

>>17292435

I understand, and thank you for answering. Maybe if I had recorded and updated my own information, you wouldn't have the problem of backtracking a single individual's posts. I can hardly imagine the time and the difficulty of doing it for everyone.

>>17292757
But... all those men are russians...

>>17292775

rolled 5, 6, 3 = 14

Round 2

Carnivale
Your attempts at glass is a failure, it needs more work there.
Expansion: Check map.

Britain
Expansion: Check map.

Neoylen
+1 Economy, +1 Society: As the nation with the forethought of actually making clothing other than armour, your citizens are happily working harder without having to go naked or wear armor all the time. Also maybe because the GM stopped being a nig-nog and award some points for brilliant roleplaying.

Spesitain
+2 Navy Tech: Those clipper ships work or something.
-1 Navy: The God(s) either does not approve of these plans or you have the shitties meteologists on board, your navy tech of 2 is no wear high enough for this. However due to your brilliant roll you only lose some of your navy.

Simurids
Expansion: Check map.
Horse Breeding fails, your horses rather eat grass than breed.
+1 Army Tech, brilliantly formulated your best generals has out done themselves.
The armor bit however needs a bit more work.

Gryphos
+1 Society, +1 Economy another brilliantly roll played action. People, this is Rollplaying as much as Annihilation. There is a reason that rebellion has occured in seven countries so far.
+1 Civil Tech: If you have already discovered bronze, then you now have Iron, if you haven't discovered bronze then you know about it now.
Your people rejoice with the new hospital.

Ceylon
Expansion: Check map.
Also, welcome back. I missed you (sound cliché, but it is true.)

Honalea
G'day Mate (or something)
+1 Army: You have a breed loyal, intelligent and brave enough for combat. Good job.
+1 Economy: You find more pretty gems. Oooh... pretty.

>>17292747
A most pleasing compact - perhaps an idea forms. We as a people are technologically backward - we have our elephants but currently no metalworking skills. Perhaps if we were to supply foodstuffs, spices and luxuries, you would be so willing to share with us bronze and stone goods? If interested we might also be persuaded to send a few breeding pairs of elephants to you, if the journey is possible, as a gesture of good will.

rolled 1, 4, 2 = 7

>>17292761

I don't keep every single post, but I keep what happens every turn so if I do feel any doubt, I can double check anything.

So long story short: Everything I post which is not meta or out of game I save.

I delete every map except for the newest one after the game though.

rolled 2, 7, 10 = 19

>>17292803
Also, I forgot to spread the revolutions this round, so I'll let them have multiplied expansion next round.

rolled 8, 17, 12, 14, 10 = 61

"All hail king Oberstein, First of the Orathanc."
"Hail King Oberstein, First of the Orathanc." The nobles parrot then return to mumbling amongst themselves.

"The world turns, the sun rises, and it is a new dawn, mein Kaiser. What would you have your people do?"

1. Build farms
2. Harness the Rhine river to increase the population, health, food etc.
3-4. Expand west into Alsace-Lorraine across the Rhine
5. Expand north to the shores of the North Sea.

rolled 2, 7, 7, 3, 9 = 28

>>17292803
Aw, thanks. I was gutted I missed last round, I love these but rarely get to play them through. Any chance I could get a reminder of my stats/ resources? Im on a different pc and dont have the notes I was making.

Also, new rolls, all five for spice plantations (using elephant plows and elephant dung of course)

rolled 4, 2, 8, 6, 7 = 27

1-3: Using denim as protective wear, we should now be able to harvest more. (Harvest /ALL/ the resources!)
4-5: Try out silk as a delicate material for kites/gliders, or try weaving the materials together for some kind of hybrid fabric of epicness.

The High priest also discusses some blueprints with his fellow Neoylens.

rolled 5, 10, 9, 3, 2 = 29

>>17292803

+2 Infrastructure
+13 Society
+6 Army(s)
+13 Economy
+8 Civil Tech
+1 Naval Tech

1-3. Expand South.

3-4. The King has ordered that a series of "Public halls" be constructed, these buildings will serve as meeting points for the local Serfs and feature simple entertainment and mead.

rolled 4, 10, 4 = 18

>>17292868
>Rolling more than 10 for three of your rolls.

Don't make me put on my Putin face, you don't like the GM when he wears his Putin face. Now re-roll with 5d10s or you are kicked severly hard from this game.

rolled 7, 5, 1, 5, 4 = 22

123. Expand along the coasts. China will grow larger!
4. Form the Red army!
5.Build a road system to support our advances.

rolled 5, 9, 1, 7, 9 = 31

>>17292893

>1-3

>3-4

Going to put down my stella chalice now.

rolled 8, 5, 8, 7, 9 = 37

The people of Honalea adore their pets. The coastal community on Australia's shores refines their boating and sailing technology, plying the waves for new catches and abalone, capturing sharks and using their hides for tool handles.
Back home and abroad the specially trained Ambassadors make overtures of peace to all nations, and offer technology and wealth in exchange.

1,2 - Coastal Expansion, Australia
3,4, - Coastal Developments; Fishing nets, Superior Vessels
5 - Train people for Commerce! Idea Trades!

rolled 7, 5, 7, 10, 6 = 35

>>17292803

12. Gather the scholars and some local guides. The scholars will have to write a
comprehensive book detailing every native plant and animal in the area.

3. Construct granaries.

45. Expand west. Publicly humiliate the commander in charge of the previous expedition for not going the right way.

rolled 3, 10, 5 = 18

>>17292875
In case you didn't notice I have uploaded a TXT file with all the info that should be needed:
>>17292083

rolled 2, 9, 2, 8, 9 = 30

+7 Army
+4 Economy
+2 Civil Tech
+1 Army Tech
+3 Navy
+2 Navy tech
+3 Society

Bloody hell, news returns of the expedition. Those bloody worthless slaves either took over the ship and fled, or they sunk. Either way, unacceptable. Territories must be gained.

(What level of Navy tech would be needed to sail across an ocean?)

1,2,3: Failure is not an option! Colonize Hispaniola in the Caribbean.
4,5: Design crossbows

rolled 9, 2, 1, 7, 9 = 28

>>17292887
Weaving the materials together referring to denim and silk, although silk and silk weaved together may or may not work.

rolled 5, 3, 4, 3, 8 = 23

>>17292868
Everyone keep GMing with different dice tables its confusing.

>>17292826
>>17292875

Your stats:
Army 1
Economy 4
Civil Tech 2

This trade agreement seems fair, however, the Spesitian requests your allegiance in times of war should they send you the knowledge of bronze metallurgy.

rolled 7, 10, 4, 4, 3 = 28

>>17292961
I do believe it's 5d10 for turns, it may be different for combat or such.

rolled 1, 1, 7, 3, 1 = 13

>>17293006
No I mean one GM will have 4d20 and another will have 5d20 and 1 will have 4d10 etc.

Is there a win condition, oh mighty GM?

rolled 10, 8, 5, 1, 6 = 30

>>17293055
But there's only one GM and from what I've seen the GM only rolls for the rebellions that are in nations currently.

>>17292982
That sounds more than reasonable. I hope this is the start of a beautiful alliance of trading powers! Onwards to profit!

Have some elephants! The Merchant Senate has seen fit to send Mahanji, our finest breeding bull and his mates to you. We hope you find a use for these wonderful creatures.

rolled 1, 8, 3, 10, 7 = 29

>>17293074

rolled 9, 10, 9 = 28

>>17293077
You are misunderstanding him. Different GMs use Different dice.

>>17292961
The amount of dice and the value was specified IN THE FIRST POST OF THIS THREAD. Fuck it, you made me post my Putin face on.

rolled 9, 8, 5, 9, 1 = 32

>>17293130
Ah, right, sorry, my excuse is that I am new to all of this.

>>17293130

>mediocre politician and a decent leader at best.

rolled 4, 9, 9 = 22

>>17293074
Best case scenario: Everyone joins together and form a peaceful united world. No unoccupied territory left.
Worst case scenario: One player left. No unoccupied territory.

rolled 1, 1, 2, 3, 7 = 14

>>17293130
I feel like I've seen that face somewhere before.

rolled 4, 3, 5, 8, 4 = 24

>>17293157
Why can't the game be endless and everyone advances to space? Guess that would be a bit too much to ask of a GM.

rolled 9, 5, 9 = 23

>>17293164
Patron Saint of /k/, my native board, inb4 Moist Nuggest, hahaha.

rolled 9, 5, 5 = 19

>>17293181

Because all GMs are homosexuals who crave dick, and I should really post the results of round 3.

Or because I have no idea how that would work out.

rolled 4, 1, 2 = 7

Round 3

Neoylen
+1 Economy, you harvest /ALL/ the resources, though one crazy civillian named Hassan breaks a plow harvesting his camel... do you even have camels? Not anymore because the only one died.
+1 Army Tech, the different colours of the textile can be seen far away and you thus has developed a system of sending messages (one kite has the range of real life 100 meters).

Britain
Expansions: Check map.
Your public halls are a failure because they really turn out to be public and everyone enter.

Pseudo-China (The Peoples Republic (Yes I will refer to you as Pseudo-China because Wannabe-China didn't sound right))
Expansions: Check map.
The Red army deserts on the spot and you fail to assemble anything useful.
The road system fails because it is wrecked by the deserting troops.

Honalea
Expansion: Check map.
+3 Economy, these two inventions allow you to catch more fish, though you do not know of sushi yet, it taste delicious. Also the commerce education was a success.

Carnivale
+1 Society for those schools.
Your granaries need a bit more work.
The commander is humiliated and the great spirit of GM is amused and embarassed. He would swear but that would wake up the people in his apartment.
Expansions: Check map.

Spesitain
>Navy Tech needed: For large travels across water? Some distances can be covered without Navy Tech (such as Kattegat), something like Crossing the Atlantic would require a 10, unless you make colonies to areas that are closer, for example: New England -> Greenland -> Iceland -> Faraeo Islands -> North England or Scandinavia.
Expansions: You don't exactly reach Hispanola, but you get a bit there.
+2 Army tech: I am unsure if you even have bows now, but you probably do so yeah. You get crossbows.

Iserlohn
Yeah I am a dick. Anyway...
Your farms fail.
Your harnessing the Rhine fails.
Expansions: Check map.
Expansions: Check map.

Nova Roma has been lost to the rebels.

>>17293157
>>17292875
>>17292921
>>17292930

Your great nations are approached by Ambassadors from Honalea:

Great nations of the world!
We seek to create a union of all peoples in harmony. To that end, we propose a Conclave of Nations United, to exchange ideas and philosophies, to create more functional economies, and to provide for the welfare of all peoples.

What say you?

This Conclave would sue for peace between all peoples, and for the betterment of all mankind.

>>17293266
Is there time to make a new nation?

rolled 4, 6, 6 = 16

>>17293288
Why don't you test me?

rolled 1, 10, 1, 1, 5 = 18

>>17293225


+2 Infrastructure
+13 Society
+6 Army(s)
+13 Economy
+8 Civil Tech
+1 Naval Tech

1-2. Add Steel rivets to our ships, making them more durable and easier to build.

3-5. Begin research on a tar/pitch based waterproofing material for the bottoms of our ships!

rolled 7, 4, 7, 5, 4 = 27

"Land does nothing if we have no people to settle on it."

1. Re-try farms
2. Re-try harnessing the Rhine
3. Build some roads to most commonly traveled places
4. Design some farming implements
5. Raise an army

rolled 10, 1, 7, 2, 6 = 26

>>17293266

123. Establish mining camps around the iron deposits again. I wish to make sure every piece of scrap is accounted for.

4 Prompt the mathematical scholars to develop the essentials of numeracy for practical everyday use.

5. Investigate the properties of geometry again.

What happened to my plantations?

Navy 3
Navy Tech 0
Civil Technology 11
Diplomacy 7
Society 7
Army 5
Army Tech 1
Economy 6
Infrastructure 3

With our newfound trade savvy, we trade for the raw materials to improve our roads. The peoples of Honalea may have a love for drugs and leisure ,but their artisans are tired of the ugly home front.

Rolls 1, 2 Honalea Global: Improve the roads!
Rolls 3, 4 Study architecture!
Roll 5 Use that iron to make superior tools, FOR SCIENCE!

rolled 4, 1, 5, 4, 10 = 24

>>17293329
I will defeat my shitty rolls!
My apologies, goddess of luck!

rolled 2, 8, 3 = 13

>>17293325

I forgot about them. Sorry, I hope this picture of Putin please you.

rolled 6, 6, 2, 3, 5 = 22

+7 Army
+4 Economy
+2 Civil Tech
+3 Army Tech
+3 Navy
+2 Navy tech
+3 Society

Ha! Expansions at last! It is little, but it is enough to appease the Oligarch's houses.

1,2: Expand to connect the territories!
3,4: Expand into Florida!
5: Have a competition at the college to create some improvement to the clipper ships. The winner gets to keep his life.

>>17293325
Ack, there was more to that post.
Think I got missed from last round?

The Mercantile Council, realising that our nation is falling far behind other nations in technological expertise, has decided to bring ourselves up to their standard. New incentives have been introduced to encourage private investment in new industries

1,2,3 into shipbuilding, 4 and 5 into agriculture

>>17293300
Name: Hochgard
Government Type: Military Tribal Oligarchy
Ideology and/or Religion: While very superstitious, the men and women of Hochgard have no need for gods and spirits to watch them. They trust in their axes, their hands and their hearts, for in the frozen wastes of Hochgard, you can't wait around for some ethereal fantasy hella funtimes to save your pasty white butt from a polar bear.
Of course, this also means they don't trust one another.
At all.
Needless to say, tribal warfare was common, but then, the great Basil Oaring, first Hochgard Chieftain of the tribes, gathered his faithful companions and campaigned against the other tribes, winning quite overwhelmingly against their forces. Now, he leads Hochgard into a new era.
Location: Greenland
Fluff: Uh.. I'll make some up as we go.
Colour: White, as the snow we tread and the homes we build.
If you can't make it white, for whatever reason, then I suppose I'd be happy with whatever.

rolled 6, 1, 9, 10, 10 = 36

>>17293360
Captcha ate my dice

rolled 5, 7, 6, 1, 9 = 28

1-5: Continue studying aircraft, perhaps if we make some of the craft's aerodynamic shape changeable during flight, we can steer.

"Where in Yaleorth's name is Castlevania?!"

rolled 1, 7, 3, 6, 9 = 26

>>17293347
That's ok, I can make do with bland food for the time being.

>>17293283

You have mentioned trade. What are the trade benefits from such a union?

rolled 6, 5, 2, 2, 5 = 20

And back in the saddle

1-3: More expansion. Make the tribes of the steppes bow to one Khan alone.
4: Only the most passe of horsemen will stick with bareback riding forever. Begin work on dreaming up sirups and saddles.
5: Perfect our steppe warrior tactics

rolled 8, 9, 4 = 21

>>17293360

Again I apologies.

>>17293393

The peoples of Honalea have made prodigious strides in technologies of Peace and Harmony, and we are second to none in the freedom of our Scientific advancements. We have medicines prized the world-over, and our work animals do the work of several men.

What does your great nation have to offer the Way of Peace?

>>17293430

Why, what your are saying is such a union would enable the exchange of technologies?

The mighty Spesitian offer slaves, wood, bronze and the military might to put down any and all opposition.

Consider to yourself, surely it is better these peoples of war align with a union of peace, than not, ja?

rolled 9, 6, 9, 5, 10 = 39

GM is it possible you could do random events? Like a random guy in your nation inventing something, as to not require being rolled for, lots of inventions just came from guys making it up, not a nation's leader going "WE SHOULD INVENT THAT!"

Hope I explained it well.

rolled 8, 4, 4, 3, 2 = 21

>>17293455
I think half way through typing that, I forgot what I was typing.

rolled 1, 9, 1 = 11

>>17293455

Most definitely... not... I feel it would discourage trying to develop things for themselves, and would require that I think up random events which makes me spend less time on planning on how to get my Boss to send me to DPR of Korea (maybe pictures of Putin will please him?)

rolled 10, 9, 4 = 23

ROUND 4, AKA PUTIN-ROUND

Britain
+1 Navy Tech: These Strong Ship please Putin, who you have no idea who is.
Your new material needs more research time, Putin is not please. You still have no idea who Putin is.

Iserlohn
+1 Economy: You expand your farms, Putin bless them for some reason, you have no idea who Putin is either.
Your harnessing the Rhine fails, Putin is displeased by this lack of manliness.
+1 Infrastructure: Now your people can travel freely, Putin is happy.
Your farming implements fail, Putin weeps quietly.
Your army fails to assemble, Putin is angry.

Carnivale
+2 Economy, this iron will help you forge a nation of steel, or so Putin says. You decide that surely Putin will disappear if you ignore him long enough.
Your mathematical scholars fail you and reinvestigating geometry yields no results, Putin is sad.

Honalea
Your roads will not work, Putin looks at GM angrily.
+2 Civil Tech: Your new houses is sturdy, your iron works perfectly for tools. Putin is happy.

Spesitain
Expansions: Check Map (of Putin).
Expansions: Check Map (OF PUTIN).
Everyone in the competition dies by looking into the eyes of Putin, this is good news for Putin.

Ceylon (two turns combined)
+5 Economy: Putin apologies for not noticing you, and rolling.
+2 Navy: A good navy is accepted, Putin states.

Neoylen
+3 Society: The kites are almost perfected, but unable to hold up a man for a longer time, it may be impossible to ever perfect this with the current technology. So far it only benefits your stats and Putin.

Simurids
Expansions: Check Map (PUUUTIN!!)
The Sirup is sticky and not edible, the saddles only good for nothing, Putin looks sternly upon your Nation.
Your tactics are unimproved. You need a strong leader like Putin.

rolled 4, 8, 6, 10, 8 = 36

I'll just make my dice rolls in case I'm in and I just don't know it.

1-2. Basil does enjoy sitting comfortably on his throne as chieftain, but to be able to do that, he must solidify this power he has.
He realizes, however, that increasing his military power would only serve to increase the enmity towards his regime.
So, how does a leader prevent his peasants from rebelling, without a military? When fear is achieved, what does one do?
Simple.
Love.
Even Machiavelli admitted that being both loved and feared is better than just one of the two.

Better the standards of living. Set up breeding farms on the coasts of Hochgard to help feed the populace.

3.
What is the greatest power of any nation?
Its people.
They are the most important resource, and as thus, they are to be cared for.
Create several rites of fertility, and have them enforced by the military at first. Once they bleed into the traditions of the nation, our population will boom! More people means more soldiers, more hunters, more gatherers, more builders.
Possibilities are endless!
4.
Do we have canoes, or any other type of boat?
If not, set our men to work on a way to enter the sea to hunt for those blasted seals that're always just out of grasp.

5. Those wolves are kinda dicks. Let's see if we can tame them and ride them! Or something like that. (Looking for dog sleds, here)

rolled 7, 4, 7, 5, 6 = 29

Oh, a wise guy eh?

1. Start developing a proper archaic writing system, hopefully to prevent future miscommunication.
2-3: Continue to step on the sovereignty of other tribes in the area, just another way to say EXPAND. It might get old otherwise.
4-5: Work on animal husbandry, focus horses. We WILL have the best breed and trained horses in the world.

rolled 7, 5, 2, 7, 9 = 30

Due to word from put--Yaleorth, we have decided to cease study of kites for a while.

1-3: Try and create some kind of universal direction detecting device thing, we could call it a 'compass'.
4-5: Utilising Castlevania's sail technology and other shared techs due to alliance, prepare to travel southwards across the sea, in hopes to find some kind of [spoiler]frozen ice land mass named Antarctica[/spoiler].

rolled 10, 7, 9, 1, 2 = 29

>>17293520

1. Construct the first popular assembly of within the capital. The people wish for their government to be known as a democracy.

2.3.Doctors and chemists who have read the comprehensive texts are attempting to create new medicines. Some of them have unintentionally created poisons from mushrooms. Hopefully there will be some of both.

5. Finalize the construction of the granaries.

rolled 5, 7, 1, 6, 4 = 23

"Our mystics tell us of a new God in the sky. They say it is because of him that our farms thrive and our people can move freely. He is displeased with us trying to harness the river and make new farming tools and wishes for us to build a strong military. The people have already begun to worship this war-like 'Putin'."

1. Build temples to Putin
2. Raise an army
3. Raise another army for Putin.
4. Putin likes armies, right?
5. Establish the Cult of Putin as the national religion.

rolled 3, 7, 7, 4, 3 = 24

>>17293520

+2 Infrastructure
+13 Society
+6 Army(s)
+13 Economy
+8 Civil Tech
+2 Naval Tech

1-3. Devise new ways to store food, perhaps putting them in clay jars with a bit of wax around the rim...

4-5. Expand south, hopefully we will reach those blokes in the south and say hi.

rolled 6, 6, 4 = 16

>>17293369

Don't worry, you are included this time. You just didn't post any actions and I forgot to put you on the map.

>>17293449
>Slaves

The Ambassadors are somewhat dismayed, though they knew this was the case.

The .. people of Honalea believe it is the right of all to be free.

We would agree to help steward the resources of your land, and share in medicines and trade,
and we will share our Peacekeeping knowledge with your peoples, hoping to draw some towards less warlike pursuits of their own volition..
but we would respectfully request that those in your nation who are not free, be given the opportunity to be so.

How are your slaves treated? (hereditary vs captured, well vs poorly, paths to citizenship, etc)

>>17293592

Ohohoho. I'll be the one to meet you first. As soon as I build a navy of something other than fishing ships. Maybe.

rolled 3, 7, 2, 4, 8 = 24

Pile em all into navies.

The Council has decided on a new national strategy! We are to create grand fleets to sail around the world, presenting the various countries of the world with our marvellous WARES and FANTASTIC PRICES and ONE TIME OFFERS and SALES. But first we need a fleet of sturdy ships to carry our delicious deals.

rolled 2, 1, 6, 9, 2 = 20

Putin's ire fills the people of Honalea, and they redouble their roadbuilding efforts, smoking slightly less marijuana and imbibing slightly fewer drugs than before.. also taking purer strains of them.

1,2,3 - Concentrating on roads, dammit!
4, 5 The people of Honalea refine their drugs, to make them more functional and less impairing!

rolled 3, 3, 7, 2, 8 = 23

+7 Army
+4 Economy
+2 Civil Tech
+3 Army Tech
+3 Navy
+2 Navy tech
+3 Society

Strangely, a new religious sect has appeared amongst the Overseer class. These so called "Putinari" quickly gain influence, coming to control the college. Their deity "Putin" seems to belong in the sect of Hammon-Baal, for rugged manliness and rugged and manly technological improvements.

The weaker religious guilds are subsumed by the Overseers unleashed war slaves. Nothing of value was lost.

1,2,3: Continue to expand to connect the territories!
4,5: Our ships are lacking! Design new rudder systems!

>>17293606
I was in the middle of writing my actions when you posted, actually. It's my bad for waiting for a response instead of just posting like I should have, so no sweat.

rolled 10, 10, 10, 2, 3 = 35

New Faction

Name: Primarchate of Agroktima (hereby known as Animal Farm)

Government type: Totalitarian Dictatorship

Ideology and/or Religion: Atheist, Cult of Personality Surrounding Primarch Joseph Hitler Bonaparte

Location: Borneo

Fluff: After seeing the failure of human governments, the Agroktima Party of Agroktima have successfully been elected to the government of REDACTED and renamed the nation Agroktima (colloquially known as Animal Farm) and disestablished the old democracy in favour of a dictatorship. The leader of the Party is a pig, and has been "running the country" smoothly so far. How he is doing so and who is actually in power is a mystery.

In Animal Farm. Goats, sheep, horses, and other farm animals have voting rights. One baa/meep/neigh/moo for candidate one, two baas/meeps/neighs/moos also for candidate one. There is only one candidate.

Colour on map: Yellow I guess

TURN
1, 2 - Improve Animal Husbandry. All of Indochina must be covered in a sea of gleaming, perfect ungulates.

3, 4 - Build schools that give the citizens practical knowledge on agriculture.

5 - Form an alliance with the fish (start fish farming). Use the dogs (and men armed with clubs) as emissaries.

>>17293608

What manner of difference does the treatment of property make? The slave caste is full of nothing but ignorant philistines, the likes of which you've never seen. To allow them to mingle amongst their betters, is unimaginable.

I assure you, the slaves are were they belong, where the lashes of their overseers scour them. Those slaves who are insolent are disposed, of, and sometimes even those who aren't are!

Ha! They live and die at the request of their betters. Why, you remind me, we have leagues of master tortures and anatomists in the Flesh-Arts guild to offer the union.

It is our hope that this union can do more than ensure peace, but also coup all vagrants, ja?

rolled 1, 9, 4 = 14

>>17293775
>First Orwellia
>Then Animal Farm
>PFW.

These nig-nogs serious? Anyway, I'm almost finished with writing next round.

rolled 8, 2, 7, 3, 2 = 22

>>17293775
What the fuck am I reading?

>>17293813
Orwellia seemed inactive. So I have come to fill the void.

I am extremely serious. I rolled 3 tens. That is serious

rolled 9, 9, 2, 1, 3 = 24

>>17293775
MFW

rolled 3, 4, 3 = 10

>>17293875

True about the 3 tens. That is a hefty starting roll. If anyone has any evidence stating otherwise, I'm gonna accept them as legit.

You are accepted though, but I won't picture your nation as animals, just as humans who likes animals.

ANYWAY ROUND 5 coming up.

rolled 7 = 7

Round 5

Hochgard
+1 Economy, farms are good, you know? You people are fed and that is good.
+1 Society, you people have lots of hot steaming sex and it puts their minds off politics. (I cut you some slack for the rollplay as a leader).
+1 Navy, you develop primitive boats, which works somehow despite not being located by sea.
+1 Army, Tames wolves are good for crowd control (No dog-sleds, radio?)

Simurids
+1 Society, your people are not iliterates anymore.
Expansions: Check map.
+1 Civil Tech: You manage to capture and breed the horses. Good job.
(Sorry if I tend to misunderstand things, I'm European so two things make it difficult for me: 1. I'm GMing at night (because Eurofags generally do not want to play this game), 2. English is not my native language, though I am skilled at it, I still don't know all words and phrases.)

Neoylen
+1 Army Tech, your compass allows people to travel great distances but it has disadvantages.
+2 Navy, you build a navy yet discovers no land (WHY DOESN'T MY MAP INCLUDE ANARCTICA!!!?), probably because you are too far away from Antarctica, it's not on this map, space Nazis, the compass doesn't work far south and far north, probably didn't see I wrote space Nazis - disregard that, and other reasons, I don't know.

Carnivale
+1 Society, you form a parliament, which is a good thing. Yaaay politics (boooring some would say).
+2 Army Tech, you have developed poison which is lethal. and antidote which is less lethal.
Roll 4 brings you no Putin for not existing.
The granaries are almost there, but not yet.

(To be continued)

rolled 4 = 4

>>17293918

Iserlohn (aka. Putinistan)
Your attempts at building a temple fails: Putin himself walks on earth and enters your nation and punch the temple into oblivion as no holiness in the world can withhold his manliness.
+1 Army: The mere sight of Putin makes people grow chesthair - the women too - and men happily join the army at the sight of Putins biceps.
Your second army is of women who make love to the men, everyone is happy.
The third army is of the uborn fetuses who loves Putin already.
+1 Society: Pregnant women, combined rolls and a happy Putin.
Sadly Putin leaves your nation with the words: "I must go... I need to punch the great spirit of GM in the face!"

Britain
+3 Economy: You discover a way to store food for longer periods of time and everyone is happy.
Expansion: Check map.

Ceylon
+3 Navys: You pile a bunch of navies. what did you expect? Somehow this gives you more navies. Maybe the procreated?

Honalea
Putin himself takes a hit before saying: "I must go, the Iserlohns has a temple that needs to be punched in the face!" and leave.
+1 Infrastructure, Putin's presence encourage the workers.
+1 Society, your people become more functional.

Spesitain
Expansion: Check map (no Putin :( )
+1 Navy Tech, Putin likes you enslavement, even if it is of his own people, he decides to leave your nation... for now.

Agroktima
HOLY FUCK HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET THOSE ROLLS!!!?
+2 Civil Tech, you get a fucktonne of Horses and breed them already.
+1 Society, a school is build and works.
The Fish are unwilling to speak and the Dogs unwilling to swim.

THE CONFEDERATION HAS CEASED TO EXIST BECAUSE OF REBELS!

>>17293908
My nation is not one of animals or of people who particularly like animals. It is simply one with that has animals heavily involved in politics

rolled 6, 7, 1, 5, 8 = 27

>>17293810

Navy 3
Navy Tech 0
Civil Technology 13
Diplomacy 7
Society 8
Army 5
Army Tech 1
Economy 6
Infrastructure 4

Hm. It is true. Perhaps it would be a wonderful idea to have these slaves labor in the lightless dark of our mines, rather than our own educated and trained citizens who could be better used elsewhere. These non-people will never be missed if they go astray! In return for some of our marvelous idea technologies, and animal husbandry, and medicines of course.

Making a bid to employ thousands of slaves in Honalea, aw yeah. Do I have to roll for that, is it a tech exchange, or is it just an agreement between nations?

1,2,3 Honalea: Texaco: Expand, seeking new resources! (Towards the Carribean, ideally.)
4, 5: Honalea: Australia: Expand north, seeking new resources!

rolled 5, 1, 2, 7, 4 = 19

+2 Infrastructure
+13 Society
+6 Army(s)
+16 Economy
+8 Civil Tech
+2 Naval Tech

1-5. Expand south, if we run out of room begin the cultural annexation of whoever is below us.

rolled 9, 3, 4, 1, 8 = 25

>>17293918
>>17293924

1. Sailors turn to their own experience and the knowledge of astrology for the basis of drafting the first rudimentary sea maps.

234.Instruct my shipwrights to improve on the designs of fishing ships. The incorporation of canvas sails, large oars, and larger carrying size will prove
difficult to manage.

A lead carpenter has proposed that this particular class of ship be named "Putin"

5. Complete the granaries.

rolled 5 = 5

>>17293933

If I accept that, I can not reject "magic" either, so whatever you actually make is up to you, but I interpret it as "Humans with an animalistic culture" so I don't enter denial about magic either.

Your nation is accepted though.

rolled 3 = 3

>>17293962

Your exchange (as I understood it) is:
1 Economy for <UNDEFINED>

rolled 8, 10, 2, 4, 4 = 28

>>17293918
I missed a 'T' in the word and you caught me and didn't miss the beat to crack a joke. I have to tip my hat to that.

1-3: More moving into new territories, raping and killing everything in the nearest boarded town and then promising those in the area that don't pledge their allegiance and wealth to the Great Khan will meet the same fate.
4-5: The further we expand, the more of an iron grip is needed on these new lands. As a nomadic peoples we do not raise armies, rather all men are expected to ride and know how to at least shoot a bow if not a lance or sword too. Therefore society will have to adapt so that a grand army can be mobilized from the population when needed instead of having a dedicated standing army

rolled 8, 10, 7, 5, 7 = 37

1: Create new laws:
No alcohol at all
No smoking at all
No drugs at all unless STRICTLY as medicine etc.
2-4: Using the navy, begin a journey south in order to colonise the first landmass we see, perhaps we will reach the end of earth!

"It is a great time for Neoylen, we have sent navy as south as possible to find what lies at the end of the earth!

Please, pray with Yaleorth for the sake of our navy."

>>17292014
I approve of this thread. Love what you did with the rules. I almost wish to start over again. nice touch with writing, I always found pure statistics to be dry. i'd love to participate myself, but gotta to wake up early tommorow. However I will probably try to catch next game. Respect bro and keep it up!

rolled 4, 5, 10, 6, 6 = 31

Right. Now that we've got navies, all we need are goods. Since farming is pretty much all our people know, that's what we'll sell - for now.

1,2,3 - Farming spices and tea
4,5 - Time to turn those shovels to better use. Strike the earth and see what it has to offer.

rolled 3, 3, 1, 3, 6 = 16

+7 Army
+4 Economy
+2 Civil Tech
+3 Army Tech
+3 Navy
+3 Navy tech
+3 Society

1,2,3: Finish those bloody expansions
4,5: Add ranks of oars for slaves to assist in maneuvering the clipper ships.

rolled 10, 1, 7, 6, 6 = 30

>>17293924
+2 Civ Tech
+1 Society

We have built paradise! All that is required of a society has been created almost immediately after the ascension of our glorious Primarch Joseph Hitler Bonaparte. The dastardly fish will regret ever crossing us.

1 - Send in the geese. Give the fish ONE LAST CHANCE.

2 - Research more nutritional and efficient staple crops. The production of goats can not be slowed by something so trivial as food.

3 - Develop Agribusiness. Our cows shall feast luxuriously upon the fallen corpses of their brethren.

4 - Strap pointed sticks onto the sides of our horses. Rub horse feces onto the ends of these pointed sticks strapped onto the sides of our horses. You can add an archer on top too I guess must what's important is the feces.

5 - MORE GOATS. Potential revolutionaries and invaders shall fall under the weight of their corpses before we even draw our weapons.

rolled 2, 7, 3, 10, 3 = 25

"The Great Lord Putin hath spoken! No temples becasue temples are for pussies! Putin wishes only for results, MANLY RESULTS. ADVISOR, DESIGN WAYS FOR OUR MANLY MEN TO DO THE MOST MANLY THINGS."

1-4. Breed men who can run as fast as deer and can break their necks with hands hands, and can pull plows by themselves faster than any horse!
5. Design an economy around MANLINESS.

rolled 7, 6, 2, 3, 2 = 20

>>17293918
First things first, Europeans represent.
I'm currently in the Middle-East, but still. Hail from good ol' Scandinavia.
Now, on to the game:
+1: Economy, Navy, Army and Society
Well, shit. I thought I'd get some coastal stuff.

No matter!

Basil is a bit more distressed than me, though.
He doesn't like the fact that the part of Hochgard that recognizes him as their sovereign leader, instead of "merely" the Chieftain is so small.

Welp, time to change that shit!

1-2: With his new, trained wolf attack squads, expand westwards! He knows of a tribe that lives by the sea, who'd probably be willing to follow his lead once he represents the new-fangled boats he's created. Well, his "engineers" have created, anyway.
If they don't submit, well great! That saves the food for the pups this month.

3. The wolves are loyal, yes, but for how long? Institute a breeding program, where only the loyal are allowed to breed. Do this by assigning two wolf cubs to every soldier who's at the cusp of maturity, and let him, when both cubs are mature, choose who gets to breed.
This should allow the most fierce, most loyal wolves to breed.

4. Now, the people are having sex, and that's pretty fucking great, but are they having enough sex? Nay, I say!
Encourage child-birth by giving each child at the age of 7 (about the age where it's not feasible to fuck, then kill your offspring) a personal wolf guard dog, trained to protect his/her family's crops and lives.
If five children are born and survive, give them a month's supply of blubber.

5. Now, how do we get around on these blasted tundras? Have our best men set on the job, Basil wants to be able to fuck both his mates in east Hochgard and west Hochgard in the same night, and he doesn't CARE about the fucking consequences of so much boning!

rolled 1, 7, 7, 9, 2 = 26

>>17294076
FUCK THAT 3 I USE MY BONUSES, ALL MY BONUSES. MANLY ECONOMY IS BEST ECONOMY.

>>17294081
Well, balls.

rolled 5 = 5

>>17294030

Do what I think happen just happen? Did I really get a compliment from Skargan?

I have no Putin face, have a picture of him riding a biscuit.

>>17293972
Oh no the animals don't actually participate in politics except as involuntary muscular and vocal reactions to floggings. They're kind of like furniture. Delicious furniture who rule (are used as puppets) with a mighty fist.

>>17294076

Lies! Ours cultures is only culture with true Putin god, ja?

>>17294120

If the rolls are successful my transport ships could be named after Putin.

rolled 2, 10, 1, 5, 8 = 26

>>17294120
YOU ARE INFERIOR, PUTINGOD HAS WALKED AMONGST US, IMPREGNATED OUR GOOD GERMAN BITCHES. YOU. ARE. NOTHING!

>>17294172

THOSE ARE WORDS TO GO TO WAR BY PIGDOG, PREPARE YOUR GOOD GERMAN WOMENS FOR THE GOOD SPESITIAN RAPE, JA?

rolled 1, 9, 10, 2, 1 = 23

>>17294120
>>17294144
Fools, Yaleorth is the only 'true' god!
Putin is a false god!

Shut the fuck up about your fucking gods, I'm trying to have sex over here.

>>17294212

If you're having sex, I'd assume you'd WANT a fucking god.

rolled 6, 6, 10, 3, 10 = 35

12.Build a Red Army! The people must arm themselves to keep themselves free!
3.Attempt again to build the road system.
4. Build a port in a suitable bay to facilitate overseas trade and commerce. We shall conquer our enemies with cheap goods if not by force!
5.Build a suitable capital for our growing nation.

rolled 7, 5, 6, 9, 8 = 35

>>17294225
Post of the year 2011

rolled 1 = 1

Round 6

Honalea
Expansion: Check Map
Expansion: Check Map

Britain:
Expansion: Check Map
War will be declared next turn if you are willing to use an action on it (roll for that action is used for attack).

Carnivale:
+2 Navy Tech: The Maps are a success and improve navigation greatly, and the fishing ships work.
+1 Economy: Granaries are operational.

Simurids:
>Wait you meant stir-ups? Shit, I seriously thought you wanted to develope syrup and was confused as fuck and assumed it was a riding term I didn't know. Føck.
Expansions: Check map.
+1 Army: With or without syrup, you get a lot of men in your armed forces.

Neoylen
+1 Society: Your people are depressed, but they liver longer now.
Expansions: Check map.

Ceylon
+3 Economy, spices and tea makes good food... if you are starving. Your digging brings you minerals of great value.

To be continued

rolled 3 = 3

>>17294243
Continued

Spesitain:
Expansions: Check map.
+1 Navy, your navy has becomen stronger.

Agroktima
+1 Society, the fish joins you.
Your research for staple crops fail.
+1 Economy, your cows eat grass that has been watered by the blood of their fallen sisters.
+1 Army, I have no idea what you described in point four, here have an army.
+1 Civil Tech, your goats eats garbage and cleans your society.

Iserlohn
+2 Army, these men become the backbone of your army and outranks everyone else save for their leader.
+1 Economy, Your economy fails, there is not enough manliness in circulation and most of it tends to be from women and babies, which is in turn enough, your entire economy is based on the amount of chesthair on the women.

Hochgard
>Thanks for your backstory I guess.
Expansions: Check map.
Your breeding program fails as you find the dog keeper having his way with a puppy.
Your people dislike the idea of the dogs and refuse to take them in.
Your majesty has yet to make it to either town in one our, there is not enough haste in the development of infrastructure.

>My face if war between Iserlohn and Spesitain.
>My face is a map.
>Putin kicked in my face.
>My face when suddenly people are angry at each other.
>My face is still a map.

rolled 9, 4, 8, 7, 2 = 30

"Expand in all Directions, Texaco and Australia! (1-5) and that'll be all."

>>17294251
am I included in this turn. I unfortunately had to run out for a while.

rolled 2, 1, 5, 3, 10 = 21

+7 Army
+3 Army Tech
+3 Navy
+4 Navy tech
+4 Economy
+2 Civil Tech

+3 Society

Well, what the hell. Annex the hell out of the Orwellian pigdogs.

1,2,3,4,5: Annex or simply invade. Just get the bloody job done, ja?

rolled 7 = 7

>>17294264

Sorry, I didn't manage to include your post here is your results which I can give straight away because you didn't expand:

Pseudo-China
+1 Army, you build an army of men
+1 Infrastructure
+1 Society Your city build fails in general, but your capital is founded.

rolled 5, 8, 10, 9, 4 = 36

>>17294243

+2 Infrastructure
+13 Society
+6 Army(s)
+16 Economy
+8 Civil Tech
+2 Naval Tech

1-2. Cultural annexation of our southern neighbors. A society of 13 should help with this.

3-5. Form the basic idea of "Crop rotation". Our farmers have realized that if a field is used year after year the yield becomes consistently smaller, try giving each field a year off with nothing planted in it and see if that helps.

rolled 1, 7, 2, 6, 1 = 17

Sorry I'm late

1,2,3,4,5: Expand north and west

rolled 5, 3, 5, 2, 10 = 25

"I AM NOT MANLY ENOUGH TO LEAD YOU, MANLY GERMANS. THUS I ABDICATE MY MANTHRONE TO MY WIFE, MANGINA. MAY HER REIGN BE AS LONG AS THE PENIS SHE MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE."

1. MEN ARE WEAK, WOMEN WILL NOW RULE ISERLOHN WITH THEIR (WO)MANLINESS. INTEGRATE THEM INTO THE MANARMY.
2. THE MANCONOMY IS WEAK. INJECT IT WITH MORE WOMAN.
3-4. MEN AREN'T STRONG ENOUGH. OH GRORIOUS PUTIN, BLESS (some of) THE WOMEN WITH MANHOOD SO THEY TOO MAY BREED STRONG (wo)MEN.
5. CONQUER MORE LAND FOR THE MANOCRACY OF ISERLOHN

>>17294281
>>17294289

Men, prepare to defend yourselves.

rolled 9 = 9

>>17294289

I totally did NOT see you coming. You are at war now, you might want to change your actions.

rolled 5, 2, 3, 1, 8 = 19

My compasses must have failed horribly...
1-4: To fix depression, invent new ways to sex.
5: Look for new materials to use, or try create some.

rolled 9, 1, 1, 4, 9 = 24

1:Build upon our mounted tactics by including the 'Parthian Shot'.
2-3: I am the Great Khan. Flee petty lesser nomads. I hunger. RAAAAAWR! (Expand)
4: Improve upon horse rearing knowledge and skills.
5: Develop with padded, silk and leather armour.

rolled 2, 3, 10, 4, 6 = 25

>>17294225
I saw it coming a mile away.
>>17294251
Okay, Basil is fucking PISSED now.
Not only did his plans not succeed, HE STILL CAN'T BONE WHOMEVER HE PLEASES
THIS CAN NOT STAND

Time to fucking tear Hochgard a new one!

1. Instill some fucking DISCIPLINE into the population. Make them like whatever the FUCK BASIL WANTS THEM TO.
We already know they don't like dogs.
SO FUCKING TEAR THE THROAT OUT OF THOSE WHO DARE OPPOSE BASIL
Or, well, just punch them in the face. That could work too.
Anyway, indoctrinate the motherfuckers with more fear, because there clearly isn't enough of it! Love comes AFTER fear, not before. Not necessarily at all!

2. Alright, so we've, like, got more territory, but we still haven't got enough.
Expand some more, get more coastal cities! Bounties await!

3. Try to use the incentive of land for breeding. If you get surviving children, you get a few square metres of land. I guess.

4.5: OUR INFRASTRUCTURE WILL BE UNRIVALED IN ALL THE LANDS, WE WILL TRAVEL FROM ONE WHOREHOUSE TO ANOTHER BEFORE THE FIRST DOZEN FUCKING HARLOTS WILL HAVE FINISHED THEIR BLOODY ORGASMS!

rolled 4, 9, 2, 9, 6 = 30

>>17294298
Alrighty, I'll keep the rolls, so disregard these.

Put all of them towards building up the military and focusing them on the southern border.


Why the fuck am I at war.

>>17294321
Well, I guess it was a cold winter and we had to stay inside our huts this time.

>>17294323
Disregard that, those new rolls are nice.

>>17294323

The Spesitian people must arrest your destiny.

Plus we need more slaves for trade with those Honeleau... Honelau... Honelulu... those peoples.

rolled 7, 5, 2, 6, 4 = 24

1. Improve the road system we currently have.
2 Begin mining coal to fuel the fires of industry
3. Establish an internal security force to maintain the power of the Party over society.
45. Build a suitable port for commerce and naval ambitions

>>17294337
Why are you such a gigantic faggot.

rolled 2, 8, 5, 10, 10 = 35

>>17294243
>>17294251

12. Prompt for the construction of a defensive galley fleet. Poorly hidden, and aggressive invasion tactics are not toleration within my society.

345. Continue with the pursuit of experimentation. This time research incendiary chemicals. Make sure that it is called Greek fire. Mount jars onto the fleet if they are available.

rolled 2, 2, 4, 8, 7 = 23

>>17294251
It is a great day for Animal Farm! The fish have overswam their oppressive non-existent government and found refuge in the stomachs of our glorious people. In celebration, Primarch Joseph Hitler Bonaparte had the following to say:

"Oink"

The Primarch then immediately died. Pigs do not have long life spans.

A new Primarch has been elected by the body language of the old Primarch. He is also a pig. He is also named Joseph Hitler Bonaparte.

Joseph Hitler Bonaparte had the following to say at his inauguration:

"Oink"

Joseph Hitler Bonaparte was then killed for treason. He was replaced by Joseph Hitler Bonaparte.

Turn:

1 - Build another school. This one will teach the relationships between fish swimming patterns and weather.

2 - Staple crops again

3 - Research textiles. The goats have fattened themselves upon the generosity of the government. They shall now pay their dues.

4 - Do research on flammable and combustable things. The forests of Borneo are very annoying and would serve us better as fertile flatland.

5 - Try to find a way to use animal excrement as a fuel source, for cooking and such. This is a good idea.

Oh, OP, do you have my stats? I lost them when my computer decided to be a cunt.

>>17294341

Why are you such a fur coat wearing no knickers ninny. Because your a fur coat wearing no knickers ninny your territories will be mine. Now stop talking and die, or live, and then die in the mines.

A quick reminder.

Most of us are still in the Bronze age...ish. And rolling for greek fire, internal security forces etc is quite silly, and depending on our DM. Impossibru

rolled 9 = 9

>>17294387
I think I have been to nice to them (wait for results on next turn).

>>17294387

Very well, then I send a cultural envoy and ambassador over to you. She expresses her sincere apologies over the overreaction of her government's military, but wishes that you would cease any actions of aggressive nature.

Do you accept the terms? If so then you will be guaranteed an embassy, and a formal introduction.

rolled 6, 5, 2, 3, 10 = 26

hey OP, here is my turn for next round, as I need to go make myself some lunch.

1-5: Find new materials/fabrics/etc.

rolled 9 = 9

Round 7

Spesitain
War: Check Map

Britain
Annexing: Check map.
+2 Economy as you gain more crops and I become too lazy to describe stuff in order to include more turns.

Orwellia
>(Updated for this turn)
>Society 4

>Army Tech 6

>Civil Tech 2

>Navy 1

>Infrastructure 1

>Army 3

>Economy 2
+1 Army
War: Check map

Iserlohn
Women now rule, no further changes.
Your womanconomy is no better.
+1 Army, your army is becoming more manly as women join too.
Expansions: Check map.

Neoylen
+1 Society, people have more sex.
+1 Civil tech.

Simurids
+2 Army Tech for Parthian Shot and armor.
Expansion: Check map.

Hochgard
Your army attempts to punch people in the face. They miss.
Expansions: Check map.
+1 Society, you actually get a more populated population of people.
+1 Infrastructure, woo!

Pseudo-China
+1 Infrastructure
You fail at finding coal, but you find a two-headed midget. Success?
Your internal security force quickly becomes the butt of every joke.
+1 Navy, you build a port.

Carnivale
+1 Navy
+2 Navy Tech, unfortunately due to an error it is called "Geek Fire" now, it is not as effective, but you learn it.

Agroktima
Your school fails as people cannot agree whenever to Yiff or speak Pig-latin.
Your crop rotation fails too.
The textile research needs more time.
+1 Army Tech, you discover how to make fire staffs.
+1 Economy, the dung turns out to burn nicely.

rolled 7, 4, 10, 6, 9 = 36

Okay, so. I want to unleash all out war on Spesitain. I mean, fucking all out, burn the faces off their women and children, slit the throats of their men, and turn the survivors into slaves that will be treated with the utmost brutality.

1,2,3,4,5: Fuck up Spesitain

rolled 7, 2, 9, 1, 5 = 24

>>17294456

+2 Infrastructure
+13 Society
+6 Army(s)
+18 Economy
+8 Civil Tech
+2 Naval Tech

1-2. Cultural annexation of our southern neighbors.

3-5. Joseph Bailey, a simple merchant from Northern England has made an astonishing discovery. He has discovered that in the course of doing some basic math, "Counting the amount of goats he had" he realized that one could write out a "0" in a simple equation, meaning that something has no value. (Research the concept of zero)

rolled 8, 1, 9, 6, 4 = 28

>>17294456
+2: Society
+1: Economy, Navy, Infrastructure, Army

Gotta just roll this turn, kinda busy with something, but will return to being a verbose fucktard with my next turn.

1. Discipline the motherfuckers AGAIN.

2. Train my goddamned army because if they can't hit peasants, something's wrong.

3. Get some more sustainable food sources for our people

4. Get that infrastructure up better

5. Because my people have been shitheads, standards of living will NOT be improved yet.
Instead, we will improve...
The ships!
Let's make them sturdier so they can cross the oceans, at least in theory (of course, they can't in practice. Yet.)

>>17294501
>hahaohwow
My army's full of dumbshits.

rolled 8, 2, 6, 3, 2 = 21

1. Draft women into the Army aswell we shall have double the manpower of the imperialist agressors!
23. Expansion! we must aquire new lands and resources if we are to protect the people of Asia from foreign devils!
4. The two headed midget is certainly and oddity. Send him north with a small contingent of troops on an expedition to things or note.
5. Send our fleet out on an expedition to the coast of vietnam and search for interesting things. Stay cordial with the locals we shall befriend them for later integration.


+1 army
+1 Infrastructure
+1 Society
+1 navy

rolled 9, 6, 6, 4, 4 = 29

>>17294456

123.Gather the greatest minds of the land once more. Harness their intellects to the utmost capacity, in order to enact the development of mathematics.

45. Build a grand embassy next to the other government buildings.

rolled 9, 5, 9, 9, 4 = 36

1-2: Animal Husbandry. Focus on Horses
3-4: More conquest of local area
5: The bounty of the Caspian sea calls to us. Some men will have to learn to ride the waves upon fishing ships instead of horses.

>>17294515
The Midget is being sent to Find things of note. Just to be clear.

rolled 9, 5, 8, 9, 4 = 35

1 - More coyote taming!
2, 3 - Better metals than Iron!
4 - Ships need to go faster. Let's make sails!
5 - Expand in Australia. Booya.

rolled 9, 3, 7, 10, 4 = 33

"QUEEN MANGINA,OUR WOMANCONOMY IS WEAK STILL. WE NEED MORE WOMEN."

"THEN MAKE MORE WOMEN, CAPTURE MORE WOMEN, GET MORE WOMEN!"

1-3. IMPROVE THE WOMANCONOMY
4. BITCHES FOR MANGINA DOOM!
5. IMPROVE OUR CATFIGHTING SKILLS MAKE OUR BITCHES THE MOST FEARED AND MANLY BITCHES!

>>17294492

Sorry, I thought you were going to conquer me. I kind of overreacted.

rolled 10, 6, 3, 10, 2 = 31

Okay, great, I got my lunch in time for this round.

1-5: Try to discover more materials/fabrics/ores/etc.

>>17294526

What is this game and can I be a part of your nation?

rolled 2, 5, 2, 10, 8 = 27

1,2,3,4,5: Fuck up Orwellia

>>17294600

Don't forget my bonuses, aha.
+7 Army
+3 Army Tech
+3 Navy
+4 Navy tech
+4 Economy
+2 Civil Tech
+3 Society

rolled 8 = 8

Round 8

Neoylen
+3 Economy, you find more materials: Iron, Coal and Silver.

Orwellia
You fuck up Spesitain and he becomes pregnant... what the fuck? Nah, I'm totally kidding you, check the map.

Britain
>Yes Haggis is delicious. Yes I have eaten haggis. Deal with it.
Annexation: Check map.
+1 Society The concept of nothing almost drives him mad and he dies from an overload of delicious haggis. However his notes are useful.

Hochgard
Your army becomes disciplined and promised to hit harder.
During an training exercise, each soldier has to punch a dummy, each of them miss and hit one another in the face.
+1 Economy, turns out the blood helped your food problem somehow.
Your infrastructure needs more work and so does the navy.

Pseudo-China
+1 Army, your army grows more.
Expansion: Check map.
Your two headed midget finds a note saying: Putin was here, The Great Spirit of GM is a fag.
Your fleet gets out of course - some how - and ends up the least unexpected place in the world, check map.

Carnivale
+2 Society, you once again explore the world of math.
+1 Civil Tech, it is an architectual work of a master, everyone rejoice and it is the tallest building in the world with its total of 3 floors.

Simurids
+1 Army, cavalry is developed as they learn how to ride.
Expansion: Check map.
Your fishing expedition fails.

Honalea
+1 Army - more Coyote
+1 Economy, you find gold.
+1 Navy Tech as you get sails from your neighbor,
Expansion: Check map.

Iserlohn
+2 Economy, Womanconomy improved.
+1 Society, Magina's lust for women is satisfied for now.
Your manly bitches begin bitching and almost developes designer bags instead.

rolled 8, 8, 9, 5, 6 = 36

Well. Great. Since I missed out on turns, my stats are too low to win, even with a winning roll.

I'll keep going though. All of the rolls towards the same thing, fuck up Spesitain.

rolled 5, 8, 5, 3, 8 = 29

+7 Army
+3 Army Tech
+3 Navy
+4 Navy tech
+4 Economy
+2 Civil Tech
+3 Society

1,2,3,4,5: Continue the war effort.
P.S. I have no idea who's winning.

>>17294637
>>17294645

Exactly, for some reason, the dice god doesn't seem to like me.

Fuck you dice god. YOU HEAR ME?! I'LL EAT YOUR CHILDREN!

rolled 9, 4, 9, 8, 3 = 33

>>17294617
>>Yes Haggis is delicious. Yes I have eaten haggis. Deal with it

I am a huge fan of Haggis, crubeens and Black pudding. :3

+2 Infrastructure
+14 Society
+6 Army(s)
+18 Economy
+8 Civil Tech
+2 Naval Tech

1-2. Cultural annexation of our southern neighbors.

3-5. Samuel Willshire, a learned gentleman in Northern England got a hold of Bailey's notes. After reading up on the "Concept of zero" a rather novel idea struck him. If there can be a number for nothing..is it possible to calculate...less than nothing? (Negative numbers, figure them out.)

rolled 10, 7, 6, 4, 9 = 36

"My harem of bitches is almost complete! But still there is something missing. This talk of bags infuriates me! Infuriates PUTIN! Instead of bags... make weapons! metal weapons!

1-2. DEVELOP METALWORKING
3-4. TURN ALL OF MY WARRIOR (WO)MEN INTO BLACKSMITHS SO THEY CAN SMITH WHILE THEY KILL AND KILL WHILE THEY SMITH
5. DO COOL MANLY CULTURAL SHIT

123. Continue expansion.
4. Send the Midget further west in search of stuff. may he find success.
5. Since the fleet has landed in Greenland, may aswell make the best of it. Send a scout party inland to see whats what and maybe bring back something interesting.

Pic related more PLA sexyness.

rolled 9 = 9

>>17294637
>>17294645

May I recommend that you keep the following in mind:
Orwellia: *Roll*+9 is his war effort.
Spesitain: *Roll*+10 is his war effort

So you are somewhat equally strong, this War will last a long time.

Oh, anyone want to help me in the fight against an over-aggresive nation? It's like North Korea, except without a powerful friend like China.

rolled 2, 5, 7, 10, 1 = 25

>>17294617
"Alright, guys. How about this.
Each of you takes the biggest pile of yellow snow you can find, okay?
Alright, now that you've found that pile of yellow snow, stuff your dick in it.
Now, just let it rest in there until your piss-ridden, necrotic, limp piece of impotent skin and wasted blood falls off.
Then TAKE that dead piece of black, rotten dick AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS.
BECAUSE YOU DUMB FUCKING TWATS AREN'T WORTHY OF EVEN LOOKING AT A GODDAMNED MANHOOD."

1-3. Surprise army rotations! Recruiting time!
Everyone in the current army has to prove his worth as a soldier, by going into the wastes and bringing back something of worth.
Make a rite of passage out of it.
4. Infrastructure needs work? GET TO IT, YOU GODDAMNED PANSIES.

5. Navy needs work? WHY DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU LITTLE PRINCESSES WHAT TO DO? GET TO IT YOU FUCKING WIMPS

rolled 7, 9, 7, 4, 3 = 30

Yes! 3 discoveries!
1-3: Try combining these ores in every possible way and combination, to see what we can get.
4-5: Neoylen tailors spend years working on a single vest and fold it up a million times to produce the finest vests known to mankind.

rolled 1, 10, 1, 9, 9 = 30

>>17294662
oops forgot roll

+2 army
+1 Infrastructure
+1 Society
+1 navy

rolled 9, 4, 10, 2, 5 = 30

1-2: Learn from our mistakes and figure out how to reliably and safely fish the Caspian Sea
3-4: More conquest of local area
5: Branch out to experiment domesticating other animals in the region

rolled 6, 1, 7, 5, 2 = 21

+3 Civ Tech
+2 Soc
+2 Econ
+1 Army
+1 Army Tech

1 - BURN DOWN THE FORESTS! The decrepit ash of mother nature shall be used as sustenance for our mighty farms. The goats will eat what doesn't get burned.

2, 3 - I WILL HAVE STAPLE CROPS GOD DAMN IT!

4 - Strap explosive onto the geese and have them swim around in the sea as make-shift naval mines. Geese probably aren't naturally fit to swim around in salt water but they'll either boom or fizzle eventually.

5 - Since textiles have failed with the sheep, let us now try the same thing but reinforce the goat hair with fish scales. I'm not sure what that will do but I'm sure it's an improvement of some sort.

rolled 2, 9, 6, 8, 6 = 31

>>17294669

+2: Society, Economy
+1: Navy, Infrastructure, Army
Forgot bonuses
Also, instituting anti-pansy laws soon

>>17294664
Welp, hardly the glorious conquest I wanted to happen in moments.

And sorry, Orwellia, but no one can help us. It takes +10 Navy Tech for transoceanic travel, and no one has that.

rolled 4, 6, 10, 3, 9 = 32

>>17294617

12. My workers carry out the construction of aqueducts. Basic infrastructure and sanitation is key to their survival.

34. Get another city architect to incorporate planned aesthetics into future construction projects. Most importantly, include organized and interconnected roads throughout the territory.

5. Carefully plan a small shipping expedition out of the eastern coast. Attempt to colonize Sardinia if possible.

The government of Carnival is hosting a peace conference to discuss the affairs of England's two sovereign rulers.

For now, I implore that both parties cease any and all hostilities toward each other.

rolled 6 = 6

>>17294705

Honalea could reach the other side of Florida, or you could trade Armies or Army techs with other nations.

>>17294754

1. Who are you.

2. What war?

rolled 5 = 5

>>17294774

He is Andorra.

>>17294774

What? Have you been reading the my posts at all?

>>17294582
>>17294437

Are you ignoring me on purpose?

>>17294772

Honalea, at this time your army's and army tech would be wonderful for our war effort.

Please note, that this war will not only civilize the backwards Orwellians, but also supply your great mines with slaves. If you would be willing to offer your support in this conflict, further treaties will most certainly be drafted for your review.

And to our allies in Ceylon: We are at war and our market interests are at stake. As per our agreement, please send forces and/or technology.

In return for this support, further treaties will be drafted. I would also like to propose the joint development of naval technology in order to cross the very oceans themselves.

>>17294794

Never heard of an "Andorra.", where is he in relation to us?

rolled 2 = 2

Round 9

Orwellia
War: Check Map and quit bitching.

Spesitain
War: Check Map and quit bitching.

Britain
Annexation: Check Map
Civil Tech +2, while Samuel Willshire ponders, he somehow manages to count to infinity backwards. He is still counting. He has becomen a bit silly but states that: "If the King was a Jester he would be negative 27 Willshires." and has thus invented a scale for sillyness, unfortunately no one knows the base unit.

Iserlohn
+3 Civil Tech: You master the working of metals. And your women blacksmiths make wonderful purses of bronze.
+1 Economy: Someone invents a Manwich which is two pieces of bread surrounding bacon. Boob growth explodes but so does chesthair growth, it is estimated to be 10 Willshires.

Pseudo-China
Expanding: Check map
Your scouting party is met by the silly army of Hochgard who fails to kill them. Estimated 13 Willshires.

Hochgard
Some yellow men arrive at your capital settlement, they are rather confused but not retarded.
+1 Army because apparently these Yellow people manage to get a few people following them and join the Hochgard army for some reason beyond western logic.
+1 Infrastructure *something* *something* Yellow people *something* YAAY.
Your blacksmiths develop a purse of Ice. Estimated to be 100 Willshires.

Neoylen
+3 Civil Tech: You somehow mix Gold and Iron and create a pretty but useless alloy.
+1 Economy: The vest is produced and is very valuable.

Simurids
+1 Economy, they learn how to fish.
Expansion: Check Map.
You find wolves, but fail to domesticate them.

Agroktima
Your burning of the forrest fails.
+1 Economy, the crops are growing now.
The first geese to explode scare the other geese which fly and explode over your capital.
You get a useless smelly shirt, 100 Willshires.

Carnivale
+1 Society, the aqueducts work.
+1 Civil Tech, it works.
Expansion: Check map.

>>17294686
What is the meaning of these terrible rolls? Are all the subjects of this nation so incompetent are they cannot take off their skin and strap it on top of the skins of others? Unacceptable. The people shall feel the wrath of the government next turn.

As punishment. Joseph Hitler Bonaparte has been disposed by flaying. He is replaced by Joseph Hitler Bonaparte.

>>17294798
Civilize us? Backwards? You've been making the threats since the game began. Seriously, what the fuck is your problem?

rolled 3, 4, 1, 4, 6 = 18

All rolls into fucking up Spesitain, again. Let's start flanking them from the west, too.

rolled 2, 5, 4, 8, 2 = 21

"THIS PURSE IS AMAZING! PUT A STICK ON IT TO REMIND THE MEN OF THEIR PLACE WHEN YOU BEAT THEM WITH IT."

1. MAKE PURSE MACES FOR SMASHING FACES
2-3. MAKE OUR WOMEN WARRIORS THE BEST WARRIORS, THEY WILL DUEL EACH OTHER IN CATFIGHTS TO SOLVE DISPUTES AND TRAIN TO BE BETTER FIGHTERS
4. FORCE THE MEN TO MINE MORE BRONZE MAKING STUFF THEY HAVE TO DO SOMETHING
5. BUILD (wo)MANLY BUILDINGS TO LIVE IN

rolled 3, 8, 5, 9, 9 = 34

>>17294818

+7 Army
+3 Army Tech
+3 Navy
+4 Navy tech
+4 Economy
+2 Civil Tech
+3 Society

Ha! The pigdogs defenses fail them! Charge! Once more, into the breach!
1,2,3,4,5: Charge! Burn! Pillage! Enslave!

>>17294799

I'm right between where Spain and France are. Andorra is landlocked between both of those nations.

rolled 2 = 2

Rolling if I should start revolutions around the world.
Rolling a 10 starts revolutions anything else and no revolutions occur, I will do this every time I post results for a round.

rolled 2, 10, 2, 7, 7 = 28

123. Continue expanding and integrating people into the Republic.
4. Send the Midget and his party southwest in hopes on their journey. May fortune smile on them.
5. Build canals to connect our inland regions to the sea.

+2 army
+1 Infrastructure
+1 Society
+1 navy

pic related imagine the middle guy with 2 heads and 2 feet shorter.

rolled 6, 1, 5, 6, 10 = 28

>>17294801

+2 Infrastructure
+14 Society
+6 Army(s)
+18 Economy
+10 Civil Tech
+2 Naval Tech

1-2. Cultural annexation of our southern neighbors.

3-5. Take the newly found "Negative numbers" and present them to the Royal Society. From there they will be tasked with forming the practice of "National Debt".

Kings have always run up debts, borrowing money (sometimes at sword's point)
from subjects and great banking houses. The debt, however, was the personal
responsibility of the king. Eventually, his credit would run out. The
concept of national debt allows a nation to borrow to finance expansion and
conquest. Wars can be financed by issuing bills and bonds, and to be repaid -
probably - from taxation.


This will allows us to pay for further improvements and fuel economic growth, even if we do not have the money on hand. "Between tax seasons, etc"

Pic related

>>17294801
1 - Trying burning down the forest again. We will have no room to expand otherwise and the goat are really cramming up the place.

2 - As punishment for failing in their failures in industry and also to reduce the population problem. All goats will each be tied with another goat in male-female pairs. Now instead of having a population of 1 million goats, we have a population of 500,000 double-goats. The populace marvels at the genious of our leader. (This is a roll for society)

3 - Institute the one-child policy. This means that each instance of procreation must produce at least one child. Greater population means greater productivity. The double-goat policy will probably have created a population deficit as well.

4, 5 - Give the goats one last chance as making cashmere sweaters.

rolled 9, 2, 4, 8, 2 = 25

>>17294831
PUT MY BONUSES INTO MACE MAKING FOR FACE SPANKING

+4 ECONOMY OR +3 CIVIL TECH WHICHEVER ONE

rolled 8, 3, 4, 4, 10 = 29

1-2: Wolves spark the Great Khan's interest. The Great Khan puts forward a new effort to breed the wolves for both War and others for their furs.
3-4: Venture further south along the coastline and have them yield to the Great Khan.
5: The people dream of bows with the strength of the beasts we rule. Work toward stronger bows, Composite bows.

The Great Khan realizes that The Great Khan speaks in the third person quite often.

>>17294798

Lastly, all armies lent to the Spesitian will be returned. They may be slightly worse for wear, but they'd also gain valuable experience, ja?

I will trade all of my economies for more army tech, yeah?

rolled 8, 8, 4, 8, 7 = 35

>>17294801
+2: Society, Economy, Army, Infrastructure
+1: Navy

1-2: Navy research
3: Tell the people that they can stop with the yellow-snow dickery, now that they've stopped being dipshits
4. Increase society by... uh.. building houses?

rolled 3, 7, 8, 10, 4 = 32

>>17294869
forgot to roll

>>17294885
Seriously, why the fuck have you been such a douchebag this entire time? First you start RIGHT NEXT TO ME, then you start threatening me, and I let you live. Then you strike out after I've missed enough turns to put you significantly ahead of me. If your "allies" decide to help you then I'm going to be glad to leave the game.

rolled 4, 8, 8, 9, 1 = 30

>>17294801

123. Improve or innovate existing war machines. Particularly something that deals with projectile bolts.

4. Search for valuable commodities like silver, gold, or spices.

5. Work on roads.

rolled 1, 6, 2, 3, 2 = 14

1-5: Try to discover more materials/ores/etc.

By the way, how does stat-trading work here?

Is it a system involving interaction with other players or is it like when I get +Society I can exchange it for something else? How does it work for Civ Tech that "doesn't get lost" when traded.

Also in terms of one stat helping out rolls in another stat, does the GM automatically take it into consideration or do we have to call out using the stat?

>>17294872

HEY ISERLOHN!

YOU HAVE A MILITARY CORRECT? WELL YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE RIGHT MANLY? IF THEY CAME OVER HERE AND KICKED SOME ASS, JA?

AFTERALL, WE DO WORSHIP THE SAME GOD, JA? THE GOD OF BADASSERY, MANLINESS, AND WAR JA? LET US REVEAL IN GLORIOUS COMBAT TOGETHER!

(And Orwellia, I asked for the Hudson Bay, why the GM plopped me next to you was strange but I wasn't about to argue with it. Now roll over and let me make some profit, ja?

>>17294937

When using a stat in an action, you have to call it out.

As for stat-trading, it has to be done between players, but I have to be notified. This then changes your stats.

Civil Tech, Army Tech and Naval Tech can not be lost, which means that having:
>3 Economy
>1 Civil Tech
And trading for 1 Society for 1 Civil Tech, you end up with
>3 Economy
>1 Civil Tech
>1 Society
Whereas 1 Society for 1 Economy and you end up with
>2 Economy
>1 Civil Tech
>1 Society

Army Tech is added unto Army in case of war, same goes for Navy Tech and Navy. To use a Navy in war you have to inform that you use it (such as: Attack from the sea) which is why neither Orwellia or Specitain has had their navies included in their modifiers.

>>17294970
He plopped you next to me because the Hudson Bay was in my territory already, faggot.

rolled 6, 6, 3, 9, 1 = 25

>>17294994
So me adding my economy or civil tech to getting BRONZE PURSE MACES FOR SMASHING FACES is fine?

>>17294970
>For the first time I Google Hudson Bay and realise that there is a difference between Hudson Bay and Hudson River.

Can I blame this on being European?

>>17294994

In that case, Ceylon has gained +1 Army Tech since I sent him bronze metallurgy. Just making sure we have that on record for my MOST BESTEST ALLY IN PROFIT WHO SHOULD REALLY SUPPORT ME IN THIS WAR EFFORT, JA?

>>17295006
This confused me too. Can you just move him there and get him the fuck away from me?

>>17295003

Technically it does not make sense, but yes you can.

>>17295006

+2 Infrastructure
+14 Society
+6 Army(s)
+18 Economy
+10 Civil Tech
+2 Naval Tech

>>17295015
>>17295017

Nah, too much has happened, and it is pretty fun to observe this war, especially since I know your trips (I have a tripcode cracker installed) and I see who is really fighting for a concept called freedom.

rolled 7, 3, 1, 5, 8 = 24

>>17295018
YESTHISPLEASESMANGINA.GIF

>>17294970
WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT IS THIS OCEAN YOU SPEAK OF?

Round 10

Orwellia
War: Check Map

Iserlohn
+1 Army Tech, The purses are either usesless for containing or useless for battle.
+1 Army, your cat fight are a sucess, most women turn lesbian from the hotness.
+1 Economy, though the men can not mine bronze, they mine copper and tin.
Your womanly buildings look like a giant dick... you doubt you shouldn't have let your teenage daughter be the architect.

Spesitain
War: Check Map

Pseudo-China
Check map.
+1 Economy, the canals let you water your crops easily.

Britain
Annexation: Check Map
+2 Society: Your king finds that he has no debt so far, other than the duty of uniting his kingdom.

Agroktima
The forrest burning fails.
+2 Society, though I estimate this to be 100 Willshires, it is somehow effective. Also every animalistic person fucks like rats now.
+1 Economy, they make cashmere sweaters.

Simurids
+1 Army, you bree wolves.
Expansion: Check map.
+1 Army Tech, Stronger bows are made.

Hochgard
+2 Navy, you build ships, good job.
You tell the people it, but they point at the yellow men.
+1 Society, no housing problem now.
Fifth action disappeared?

Carnivale
+2 Army Tech
+1 Economy, you find Gold and Silver
Road is a failure

Neoylen
+1 Economy, no real results.

rolled 5, 2 = 7

>>17295066
Forgot to roll for
a. Rebellion in Kimchatan or whatever.
b. Rebellion in general.

>>17295049

I SPEAKS OF THAT MASSIVE WATERY PUDDLE OF FAGGOTRY THAT'S BETWEEN YOU AND GLORIOUS CARNAGE.

I AM AN EMISSARY OF THE SPESITIAN PEOPLE WHO ARE CURRENTLY LOCKING IN AN ENDLESS WAR.

SEND US YOUR MILITARY, AND THEY WILL FIND THEIR MANLINESS IN THE THRILL OF COMBAT, JA? IT WILL BE GLORIOUS, AND ALL BLOOD WILL BE SPLIT IN THE NAME OF PUTIN, THE GOD OF WAR AND MANLINESS!

ALL REINFORCEMENTS WILL BE SENT BACK ONCE THE WAR IS OVER, PLUS SLAVES AND ARMY TECHNOLOGY FOR BETTER FACE BASHING INING.

rolled 7, 3, 8, 1, 6 = 25

123. Expansion continues.
4. Send the Midgets party further inland. Its like journey to the west or something!
5. Send an expedition inland from our small holding in Greenland.

+2 army
+1 Infrastructure
+1 Society
+1 navy
+1 Economy

rolled 9, 7, 6, 4, 5 = 31

>>17295066


+7 Army
+3 Army Tech
+3 Navy
+4 Navy tech
+4 Economy
+2 Civil Tech
+3 Society

1,2,3,4,5: kill, maim, burn! But not to much; I still want to take over his economic institutions, army technologies and slaves.

rolled 6, 10, 8, 3, 6 = 33

1-3: The tools we posses are inadequate and the Great Khan realizes something must be done. We have heard and seen people who dig up from the earth the blood of the earth from rocks into tools. We should learn to take this blood (metal ores) and turn them into tools of both peace and war
4: Expansion into the lands held by tribes in the north east
5: Improve the quality of our horse herds through breeding, bigger, stronger, faster.

rolled 8, 8 = 16

>>17295107

As soon as he is gone, you cannot retrieve his resources.

rolled 5, 3, 9, 9, 9 = 35

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE. THESE ARE COCKS. I WANTED STONE VAGINAS TO LIVE IN. CUT OFF THIS ARCHITECT'S PENIS AND MAKE HIM EAT IT THEN BUILD ME MORE BUILDINGS. ALSO, CAPTAIN FAGGOT, IF YOU WANT ISENLOHN'S HELP YOU NEED TO GIVE ME BOATS TO GET ACROSS THE WATER. NO BOATS NO BITCHES."

1-2. MY BRONZE PURSE MACES SUCK AT SMASHING FACES. LESS PURSE MORE MACE FOR LESS FACE.
3. Build cool buildings for living in or something fuck I dunno.
4. RAISE MORE GLORIOUS BITCHES FOR MORE GLORIOUS CONQUEST
5. ALSO GET BITCHES FROM THE SURROUNDING AREA TO MAKE INTO OUR MANLY BITCHES. THEN LIVE THERE. THESE BORDER THINGS PEOPLE KEEP TALKING ABOUT? EXPAND THOSE. WITH BITCHES.

>ELIMINATE MANGLI
FUCK YEAH CAPTCHA KNOWS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT.

rolled 6, 1, 5, 9, 4 = 25

>>17295066
Sorry for brevity
Was playing EDH
Back now, though
Will still be short this turn though
+3: Navy, Society
+2: Economy, Army, Infrastructure

1. Expand along the coasts.
2. Make use of our navy to colonize westwards, away from Greenland
3. Uh, how about we make some teaching institutions for the well-off?
4. These yellow people.
Do they have women?
IF SO, BASIL DEMANDS THEIR VAGINAS
Have Basil practice his wooing ways, so he can bed some of these new wenches
5. THESE PISSY ARMS AREN'T MUCH GOOD FOR FIGHTING. NEITHER IS STONE
WHAT ELSE CAN WE FIGHT WITH? CAN WE MAKE STONE BETTER?

rolled 7, 4, 5, 3, 5 = 24

This is fun. AMAZON ISERLOHN TERROR OF WHEREVER.

rolled 3, 8, 8, 1, 8 = 28

>>17295134
>mfw machismo vs. machismo by women
>our encounter will be sung throughout the ages

rolled 3, 1, 1, 7, 10 = 22

1-5: Begin construction of an enormous tower, the base made of metal and stone, then as it raises up the materials slowly become lighter, at the very tip is wood, the tower is planned to be one (1) mile in height. The tower's function is to serve as a platform from which to launch the mastery of air, it is to be named "The spire of air" - Stairs spiral to the top of it.

rolled 7, 2, 3, 3, 9 = 24

Rolling, with an all out war effort. I would like to bring my society and civil tech into account after a long poignant speech of the protection of freedom. This is a war that we, as a nation cannot afford to lose, for to lose this way is to shatter the very ideals of liberty, freedom, and justice. We must win this war not for the preservation of Orwellia, but for the preservation of the human freedoms that are inherently granted upon every last one of us.

rolled 6, 7, 9, 3, 4 = 29

>>17295134
>>17295154
>Honalea could reach the other side of Florida, or you could trade Armies or Army techs with other nations.

TURNS OUT YOU DON'T NEED BOATS TO BRING YOUR MASSIVE WARRIORS OVER HERE TO FIGHT BY MY SIDE.

BUT IF IT IS BOATS YOU SEEK, WE SHALL RETURN YOUR (wo)MEN WITH NAVY TECHNOLOGY AND A NAVY OR TWO. GOOD DEAL YES? ALONG WITH SLAVES AND ARMY TECH.

WITH YOUR AID, THERE IS NO WAY YOU CAN LOSE. IT IS A WIN-WIN FOR YOU.

1 - The forests in these lands are clearly made of lead or some shit. Invent lead paint, which will be a mixture of "trees," goat blood, and soybean start. The only colour available will be red. I'm sure China will be interested in this product.

2, 3 - Double-Goat Cavalry! Human rider riding on a double-goat. His weapon is a sharp stick covered in horse feces. Slap an explosive goose somewhere on him for good measure. (Roll for Army, not Army Tech)

4 - Riding on our already great success in animal husbandry, we shall now attempt to breed pigeons that can digest lead. We shall create a race of super-pigeons that can survive in very hostile environments.

5 - Burn down the lead forests to expand west. Use the explosive geese that backfired horribly before but were at least able to explode.

Stats:

+4 Soc
+4 Econ
+3 Civ Tech
+1 Army
+1 Army Tech

200 Willshires

rolled 10, 3, 8, 8, 5 = 34

>>17295161
That would be a nightmare to climb and you know it.

rolled 7, 6, 10, 5, 10 = 38

>>17295066

12. Create and circulate gold, silver, and bronze coins.

3. Establish a national bank.

4. Expand north

5. Research the nature of physical force.

rolled 1, 10, 9, 6, 4 = 30

>>17295193
FUCK I KEEP FORGETTING TO ROLL!

>>17295209
FUCKING LEAD FOREST!

I should get +1 Natural Defense

rolled 10, 6, 9, 9, 3 = 37

>>17295168

The Orwellians write their speeches on freedom and life and liberty... but they are not free. They are prisoners of their false gods. They would free slaves on the basis of them being animals! Animals! Are we not all beings of this world? Is it not right for the strong to be free? How can the strong be free--truly free-- without those slaves bellow him to hold him up?

How can ANY state function without it's base peoples working for a greater good? If everyone was free, this would not exist. Imagine the choas. The trade would end, our wealth would be worthless and our very lives would be at stake.

No, do not heed their words for they will lead you down the path to damnation. Rather, take up arms, and strike them down!

+Adding all bonuses you see fit I suppose
+7 Army
+3 Army Tech
+3 Navy
+4 Navy tech
+4 Economy
+2 Civil Tech
+3 Society

rolled 6, 3, 9, 5, 6 = 29

>>17295194
Nonsense, we can create some sort of elevation system.

>>17295225
>false gods

No national faith, you still have the freedom to take whatever spiritual route you wish. We've done nothing to set off your little tyrade.

rolled 6, 5 = 11

Interesting:

>Orwellia
Society 4

Army Tech 6

Civil Tech 2

Navy 1

Infrastructure 1

Army 3

Economy 2

>Spesitain
Army 7

Economy 4

Civil Tech 2

Army Tech 3

Navy 3

Socity 3

Navy Tech 3

rolled 2, 3, 8, 6, 4 = 23

>>17295006

+2 Infrastructure
+16 Society
+6 Army(s)
+18 Economy
+10 Civil Tech
+2 Naval Tech

1-2. Cultural annexation of our southern neighbors.

3-5. Use our fine steel to forge a series of tubes, and experiment launching various things through them!

rolled 7, 4, 1, 9, 8 = 29

>>17295284

Oh crap OP, I just remembered a rule you had made.

Army tech must always be below the total number of armies to be used in war. Right? Did we get rid of that rule?

>>17295322
Yep, army level can only be as high as the army tech level.

rolled 8, 4, 7, 7, 6 = 32

123. Expansion continues.
4. Send the Midgets party further inland. Its like journey to the west or something!
5. Send an expedition inland from our small holding in Greenland.

+2 army
+1 Infrastructure
+1 Society
+1 navy
+1 Economy

>>17295340
wtf double post.

rolled 6, 3, 6, 10, 10 = 35

>>17295322
I thought it was the other way around, I have 2 army tech and 0 army.

rolled 7, 2 = 9

Pseudo-China
Expansion: Check Map
Expansion: Check Map
Expansion: Check Map

Spesitain
War: Check Map

Simurdis
+2 Civil Tech, you discover Copper, Tin and Iron.
Expansion: Check Map.
Breeding fails.

Iserlohn
+1 Army Tech, an extremely thin purse is made and it slice through stuff... you have discovered the sword.
+2 Society, you finally make a structure that looks more like a vagina than a dick... but actually it looks like an anus. The building is an opensurface mine. You get your women pregnant, but discover that they prefer to have sex with the wild wolves and bears rather than touch filthy men. Putin is proud with the manliness of such a sick sex life and want you to make it more attractive to have sex with manly men... unmanly men can be exiled for all Putin cares.
Expansion: Check map.

Hochgard
Expansion: Check map.
The teaching fails, you have few people qualified for teaching and they prefer to have fist fights with their balls.
Yes the Yellow people have women. You have just personally raped people from Pseudo-China, this is technically an act of war, let us see how this turns out.
You find out that there are strong materials under the ground.

Neoylen
The tower is now 3 times taller than the previously talles building of the world. With its amazing 9 floors this tower makes everything look like a midget.

Agroktima
>Willshires aren't a currency, it is just how silly I think this has becomen.
-1 Society, Your lead paint is posion and kills a lot of people.
+2 Army, goat cavalry is a success.
The pigeons all die.
Expansion: Check map.

Carnivale
+1 Economy, you have adobted coinage.
+1 Civil Tech and +1 Economy, you have a national treasury.
Expansion: Check map.
+1 Civil Tech, you discover the nature of physical force.

Orwellia
War: Check Map

rolled 4, 2, 3, 3, 10 = 22

>>17295339
WHAT NO THIS CANNOT BE I'VE GOT LIKE +5 ARMY AND I'VE ONLY GOT +1 ARMY TECH

>>17295347
Wait what
I specifically said I wanted to woo them, not rape them

rolled 1, 4 = 5

>>17295339
>>17295345
>>17295356

Yes it is true, I had forgotten about it myself.

>>17292029
>Army Tech: This is how well developed your army is. When in war this is added to your attack/defence roll. When trading an Army Tech, you do not lose it, however in order for an Army Tech to work, it needs to be lower than your Army amount (for example with 6 armies and 7 army tech, it is counted as 6 army and 5 army tech). It can also be used to modify your rolls to improve your army.

>it needs to be lower than your Army amount (for example with 6 armies and 7 army tech, it is counted as 6 army and 5 army tech).

>>17295347
We discovered a fault. Spesitain's army is at 7, while his army tech is 3. If I recall correctly, that would mean this entire time his top army value has been 3

rolled 5, 2, 7, 6, 10 = 30

>>17295175

Honalea's council convenes.
Any slaves acquired from (Continental Fortress) are immediately freed and given educations and are trained in skills and sent through extensive healing and education programs, including nutrition, self-esteem, trauma resolution, and community acceptance. If from Orwellia, they are returned to their lands

>>17295168
Peacekeeping forces are dispatched to Orwellia, and assist evacuees, rebuild infrastructure to the south, and set up hospitals.

All Actions: Assist Orwellia.

rolled 3, 7, 2, 6, 7 = 25

>>17295347

Did you miss my last turn there?

+2 Infrastructure
+16 Society
+6 Army(s)
+18 Economy
+10 Civil Tech
+2 Naval Tech

1-2. Cultural annexation of our southern neighbors.

3-5. The Royal Society is to continue their work on the pitch/tar based waterproofing substance.

>>17295384
Wait wait wait, the army tech scales back? I'm fucking confused.

rolled 6, 8 = 14

>>17295375
You tell china that. Diplomacy is a slippery slope.

rolled 4, 9, 1, 4, 8 = 26

>>17295347
Construction of the Spire of Air must slow until we construct something better than stairs.

1-2: Continue construction; Spire of Air
3-5: Begin trying to create some sort of easy way to travel up heights, like something that elevates a person or group of people... an elevator?

rolled 4, 5, 9, 10, 2 = 30

Anyway, I'm still throwing all my rolls into the war.

>>17295412
Ah, they're all "NO WHITE MAN STEAR OUR WIMMIN WE MAD NAUW"
That's completely okay