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    33 KB Lady Robot Master Quest Part 2 Bizarro Drawfag 01/29/12(Sun)19:41 No.17726253  
    You are Blade Woman.

    It is your mission to run a highly advanced computer virus through as many self-aware systems as possible.

    You accomplish this by fucking them.

    Your current list of candidates is:
    >Commando Man
    >Plug Man
    >Hard Man
    >Quick Man
    >Pump Man

    What will you do now?
    >_
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/29/12(Sun)21:21 No.17727701
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    It occurs to me that that heavy handed intro may have scared you guys away.

    sorry about that, subtlety has not been the name of the game here

    Here's part 1: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17717280/

    How about reading it, and if you like what we did last time we can do more of the same here. The emphasis is on silly fun, not blatant sex scenes.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:39 No.17728009
    >>17726253
    Let's do Quick Man, shouldn't take too long. Maybe we won't even notice.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:55 No.17728293
    I'd guess euro-/tg/ is a better place for this.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/29/12(Sun)22:03 No.17728422
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    You find Quick Man in the garage, tuning up his personal hot rod the Sonic Formula.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)22:05 No.17728447
    >>17728422
    Comment on how awesome his car is.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)22:16 No.17728641
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    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/29/12(Sun)22:20 No.17728700
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    You comment on how totally super awesome his car is.

    He's flattered that you think so, and starts rambling off the technical details. Apparently he's pretty proud of it.

    >>17728641
    ha ha whaaat this is awesome
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)22:21 No.17728712
    Push him down and tell him you want his hot rod.

    Guys like him are usually pretty slow, we can't be subtle.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)22:22 No.17728733
    Ask if he'd take us for a "spin" in his hot rod, ifyaknowwatimean.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)22:23 No.17728754
    >>17728700
    Tell him he should show you the back seat.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)22:36 No.17728958
    Oh come on, Bizarro, you haven't given up already, have you?
    >> James Joyce 01/29/12(Sun)22:39 No.17728993
    >See the first thread yesterday
    >Leave at the point where you're making a sandwich
    >You now fuck robots

    I'm not even shocked.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/29/12(Sun)22:42 No.17729029
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    You push Quick Man down onto the hood and make some ham-handed sexually suggestive car puns.

    He says you need to work on your subtlety, but isn't complaining.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/29/12(Sun)22:48 No.17729117
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    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)22:48 No.17729122
    >>17729029
    ...so, we getting some, or what?
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/29/12(Sun)22:48 No.17729129
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    You totally got some.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)22:49 No.17729135
    >>17729122
    Yes, that's what the black background in >>17729117
    >implies.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/29/12(Sun)22:49 No.17729142
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    Another weapon! How refreshing.

    If only the palette wasn't so bad.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)22:50 No.17729146
    >>17729129
    Wasn't there like 1 female character in the Megaman series? Let's infect her too.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)22:51 No.17729161
    >>17729146
    Yeah, she's on the list too. We pretty much have to infect EVERYONE.

    By the end of this, we're going to be the village bike.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/29/12(Sun)22:51 No.17729173
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    Alright another one down... a shit ton more to go.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)22:52 No.17729180
    >>17729173
    Upper left, upper left!
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)22:54 No.17729208
    >>17729180
    Seconding Commando Man.
    >> Painful Elegy !!inmjPeen1cC 01/29/12(Sun)23:02 No.17729323
    >>17726253

    We never sexed up search man.

    WE HAVE TO HAVE CLOSURE ABOUT WHAT POWER WE GET FROM HIM!
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/29/12(Sun)23:04 No.17729351
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    You find Commando Man in the Premium Oil Cellar, searching for a good year.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)23:05 No.17729375
    >>17729323
    He can wait! From the little "chat" we had before, it's clear he's not the least bit interested in us. Let's get MORRIGAN to mutate first.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)23:05 No.17729387
    >>17729351
    Grab his ass while he's inspecting the bottles/barrels/whatever.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)23:07 No.17729412
    >>17729387
    That can't be wise, can it? Come on, we got to work on our subtlety!
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)23:09 No.17729454
    >>17729412
    Grab his ass and act like we didn't when he turns around?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)23:10 No.17729469
    >>17729454
    That's more like it!
    >> Painful Elegy !!inmjPeen1cC 01/29/12(Sun)23:11 No.17729481
    >>17729412

    No, subtlety is not the way to go. We should end up being a true predator... Sexually.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)23:12 No.17729492
    >>17729481
    We could be the next step in the evolution of the murder hobo.

    The molesting murder hobo!
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)23:12 No.17729494
    >>17729481
    And if we do that all the time, eventually, one of them is going to cotton on to the existence of MORRIGAN. Which is what Wily said not to do.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)23:16 No.17729567
    >>17729494
    Look, if one of them gets wise about Blade Woman's 'malfunctioning' libido drive, they will probably send her back to Willy anyway. They won't think she is TRYING to infect them with viruses. At least not the first time.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/29/12(Sun)23:22 No.17729647
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    You grab Commando Man's ass.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)23:23 No.17729661
    >>17729647
    HERE GOES NOTHING!
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/29/12(Sun)23:23 No.17729664
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    He asks what the hell that was about.

    You claim to have no idea what he's referring to.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)23:23 No.17729667
    >>17729647
    Now, let go of commando man's ass.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)23:24 No.17729681
    Wait, just had a thought. What did they all do before we turned into a slut?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)23:26 No.17729711
    >>17729681
    >before
    >turned

    welcome to /tg/
    >> Painful Elegy !!inmjPeen1cC 01/29/12(Sun)23:31 No.17729786
    >>17729681

    Splash woman was their street beaver.

    Also, the one handed poleslide.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)23:32 No.17729792
    >>17729664
    Suggest that if we help him find a good year, he could share a few drinks with us.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/29/12(Sun)23:40 No.17729927
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    He tells you that he knows you're the one that grabbed his ass, so you might as well come clean.

    You go ahead and tell him that it was you, with all the dignity of a child caught with her hand in the cookie jar. His authoritative tone cut right through you. You've always had a weakness for men in uniform... or... in the service... wait...

    Military robots. Whatever.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)23:42 No.17729979
    >>17729927
    Act moe. Blushu.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)23:49 No.17730093
    >>17729979
    seconded
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/29/12(Sun)23:57 No.17730219
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    You crank these moe levels up as high as you can.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/29/12(Sun)23:57 No.17730226
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    Alas, that weapon is not very effective.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)23:57 No.17730228
    Not very effective?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)23:59 No.17730241
    So what do you guys think, should we just resort to forcing ourselves upon him, or make a tactical retreat to one of the other four?
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)00:01 No.17730268
    "Oh, sorry. I didn't know you where one of 'those' robots."
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)00:01 No.17730270
    >>17730241
    How 'bout we just confess that he's intimidating as hell and we don't know what we're doing.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)00:01 No.17730274
    Look-guys? Fuck subtlety.

    Fuck. it.

    It does not work. we need to just say,

    'Listen, we should bone' or... robots dont have bones so... we should...

    uh.

    Yeah
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)00:02 No.17730285
    >>17730274

    Screw. We should Screw.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)00:02 No.17730291
    >>17730274
    We should carbon-fiber support struts.
    >> Painful Elegy !!inmjPeen1cC 01/30/12(Mon)00:04 No.17730312
    >>17730274

    "wanna comingle data streams?"

    Then we go see wily and have him build casanova programming into us. NO STOPPING UNTIL WE HAVE CHARISMA 30+.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)00:04 No.17730316
    >>17730270
    Yeah, I say go for this.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)00:04 No.17730327
    FUCK IT.

    JUST KISS HIM.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)00:04 No.17730328
    >>17730268
    This, but add a limp-wristed gesture to it.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)00:11 No.17730447
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    I say we should take command. Be dominate. Commando Man seems like a soldier, maybe he'll follow our orders?
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)00:11 No.17730451
    >>17730328
    YES, stab at his PRIDE.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/30/12(Mon)00:15 No.17730496
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    You tell him he's scary as hell and you have no idea what you're doing.

    He says he's flattered, but he's not sure you can really keep up with him.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)00:17 No.17730530
    >>17730496
    Demonstrate our amazing stamina!

    I mean, we have that, right?
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/30/12(Mon)00:25 No.17730675
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    You consider demonstrating your amazing stamina, but have no idea how you're supposed to do that.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)00:26 No.17730690
    >>17730675
    TAKE HIS V CARD BY FORCE

    IT IS THE ONLY OPTION

    SWORD DIS NIGGA
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)00:27 No.17730699
    >>17730675
    We could always ask Commando Man how we could prove it to him.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)00:27 No.17730703
    >>17730675
    "Challenge excepted!"
    The grind his gearbox right there.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/30/12(Mon)00:37 No.17730845
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    You tried to force yourself upon him.

    ...and then he threw you.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)00:37 No.17730864
    >>17730845
    RETREAT!
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)00:38 No.17730877
    >>17730845
    Give him the puppy dog eyes and act like we where just going to give him a hug.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)00:39 No.17730901
    >>17730845
    Smirk and giggle, then tell him you like it rough.
    >> Painful Elegy !!inmjPeen1cC 01/30/12(Mon)00:44 No.17730991
    >>17730845

    Tell him: "what are you, some kind of homo?"
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)00:50 No.17731091
    Pop a blade. This is gonna get rough.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/30/12(Mon)00:53 No.17731131
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    You awkwardly combine all the commands.

    You tell him you like it rough, and then call him a homo.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)00:54 No.17731141
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    This one is going to be a toughie..
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:03 No.17731268
    >>17731131
    >"Good thing I like it rough, faggot!"
    >*SHNIKT*
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/30/12(Mon)01:04 No.17731280
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    You both ready your weapons.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:10 No.17731357
    >>17730447
    :)
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:10 No.17731362
    Huh. So are we both just gonna stand here?
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/30/12(Mon)01:13 No.17731400
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    He fires a Commando Bomb at you.

    It's super effective!
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:18 No.17731471
    >>17731400
    If we aren't dead then drill bomb from the mass of smoke and then junk shield or some bullshit like that
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:19 No.17731494
    >>17731400
    Activate ALL the shields!
    Also, do that cliche superior pose as the smoke clears.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:27 No.17731598
    Read the players guide to see what kind of women he likes.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:29 No.17731624
    Masturbate furiously into a sock!
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/30/12(Mon)01:30 No.17731648
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    You survive the blast, and fire off a drill bomb from within the cloud.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/30/12(Mon)01:31 No.17731659
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    Suddenly this motherfucker seems a lot easier to talk to.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:38 No.17731749
    >>17731664
    Use your junk on his junk.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:38 No.17731755
    >>17731664
    Waft the smoke away with our leaf shield and see how he's doing. Also turn green again if we can.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:39 No.17731771
    >>17731664
    take advantage of the situation ;)
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:41 No.17731810
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    Sword-Woman is so awesome..
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/30/12(Mon)01:48 No.17731893
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    You clear the smoke and approach Commando Man.

    He says you're a lot less pathetic than he thought at first.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:50 No.17731908
    >>17731893
    And he's a lot less of a faggot. Let's bang.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:51 No.17731926
    >>17731908
    I dunno, Commando man might be pretty sore. He already got banged pretty hard.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:52 No.17731934
    >>17731908
    Say it with a witty one liner.

    Like, it's time to go commando or something.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:52 No.17731940
    >>17731926
    I doubt he's the type to turn it down even if he's hurting.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:54 No.17731967
    >>17731940
    I'm with this guy, we aren't doe
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:59 No.17732018
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    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/30/12(Mon)02:02 No.17732054
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    You approach him and make some obtuse sexual jokes that don't really work in this situation.

    Commando Man's like fine whatever, he just wants to get this over with.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/30/12(Mon)02:04 No.17732075
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    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/30/12(Mon)02:05 No.17732093
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    You got... another bomb.

    Hm, not bad, but still.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/30/12(Mon)02:08 No.17732121
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    ALRIGHT, ANOTHER ONE DOWN WOO
    >> Painful Elegy !!inmjPeen1cC 01/30/12(Mon)02:09 No.17732129
    >>17732121

    SEARCH MAN.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:15 No.17732228
    >>17732129
    Shh, he's building up the suspense...
    [spoilersontg] Turns out Search Man is the perfect robot master and has both, the strongest powers and an impenetrable security to protect it. [/don'twork]
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:23 No.17732292
    >>17732228
    Spoilers are bad. They make boards look ugly and aren't necessary on a board where we don't talk about things that can be spoiled. It's just a dumb gimmick. I'm sorry for being off topic.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:24 No.17732304
    I don't know who the rest of these are so top-center-man
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:27 No.17732340
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    Blade Woman is my new waifu.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:28 No.17732357
    Programmed to fuck robots she might not even really like that much!

    But it's okay because... why is that okay?
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:29 No.17732362
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    >>17732340
    She's always been mah waifu.
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    >>17732362
    Corrected version!
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:36 No.17732423
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    You should have made all the fuckable robot masters for the first round all have redundant sharp-thing powers that don't really offer anything to a robot who already has blades.

    Like Blade Man and Sword Man and Metal Man and Tengu Man and Yamato Man and Tomahawk Man and Shadow Man and Cut Man.


    Hey what the fuck does Blade Woman think about Blade Man anyway?
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:37 No.17732435
    >>17732423
    Every woman loves a sharp dressed man?
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:38 No.17732443
    >>17732423
    >You come across Blade Man trying to do ANYTHING with his sword hands.
    >What sort of sadistic maniac designs a robot with swords for hands?
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:39 No.17732451
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    >Blade Woman

    Wow that's so fucking original

    What does she do, throw swords at enemies?
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:40 No.17732464
    >>17732451
    She has wrist-blades. It's really not that complicated.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:42 No.17732482
    >>17732464
    Blade Woman must feel a little bit offended that she is basically just Slash Man with tits.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:42 No.17732489
    >>17732451
    No, she mostly just fucks them.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:43 No.17732497
    >>17732482
    I doubt it. She doesn't even seem offended that her purpose is to infect other robots with a technological STD.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/30/12(Mon)02:46 No.17732519
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    You find Plug Man in the T.V. room, going through the DVD collection.

    Somewhere, Dr. Wily can be heard shouting expletives over the fact that he didn't want to use the same name twice but forgot about Blade Man. He considered named her Edge Woman but NO, BLADE SOUNDED BETTER IN HIS HEAD, even though Blade was already taken.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:47 No.17732534
    >>17732497
    She was a little bit when she first found out.

    >>17732519
    Hey Plug Man, want me to be your Socket Woman?
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:48 No.17732539
    >>17732489
    >>17732464
    >>17732451

    The blades and the name "Blade Woman" are nothing more than a front to hide her real purpose.

    the blade ruse was a........ DISTACTION

    i HAVE the std
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:48 No.17732547
    >>17732519
    Listen to Wiley ranting about Blade Bots and fantasize about Blade Man and his big long blades for a while before approaching Plug Man.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:49 No.17732559
    >>17732534
    I second this course of action
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:50 No.17732574
    Maybe you should have named her really bad at making puns woman.

    Or perhaps really good at making awkward puns woman...
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:52 No.17732595
    >>17732519
    "Hey Plug man, I see you like movies.
    Want to make a home movie with me?"
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/30/12(Mon)03:38 No.17733099
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    You make some bad sexual puns directed at Plug Man involving movies and electrical engineering.

    He says he's actually about to watch a movie right now. What is it even with these robots and movies?
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)03:39 No.17733114
    >>17733099
    Well I guess it's time to watch another movie. Suppose we should put our junk in the popcorn.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)03:41 No.17733122
    >>17733099
    Instead of putting a movie on ask if he'd rather put some moves on you.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)03:44 No.17733142
    >>17733099
    What the fuck is on that DVD box art?

    Whos DVDs even are those? Wiley's? What movies does Wiley even like?
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)03:45 No.17733147
    >>17733099
    >>17733142
    I think it's a workout DVD.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/30/12(Mon)03:55 No.17733252
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    You get a better look at the cover.

    You guess it's about... some nerds flying around on a giant cassette?

    This movie looks stupid.

    Dr. Wily keeps the shelf stocked with 'select picks' with recommendations from Plug Man and Snake Man but sometimes you just don't know.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)04:01 No.17733295
    >>17733252
    Even if the movie is shit, it's just a means to an end. Let's watch.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)04:03 No.17733314
    >>17733252
    accept to watch the movie, but put it in the DVD player (VCR? wtf format is that) for Plug Man.

    Gratuitously bend over and shake robot butt while doing so.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)04:04 No.17733319
    >>17733252
    Screw the movie. Screw him! Right now. On top of those fucking DVDs.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)04:05 No.17733331
    man wtf even is a plug man

    i mean

    what possible power could he have

    call him a nerd and leave

    we want quick man
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)04:09 No.17733368
    >>17733331
    We already did asymmetrical dockings with Quick man.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)04:09 No.17733375
    If I know one thing about robot sexuality it's that Jack Black is a huge boner killer. Intercept with a sexier recommendation.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)04:10 No.17733378
    >>17733368
    WE WANT QUICK MAN AGAIN

    FASTER
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/30/12(Mon)04:27 No.17733518
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    You put the movie in, and subtly wiggle your ass like right in Plug Man's face.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)04:28 No.17733528
    >>17733375
    Yeah, like Terminator.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)04:32 No.17733555
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    >>17733518
    >mfw
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)04:38 No.17733617
    Sit down on the couch next to him and nudge into him a little
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)04:39 No.17733625
    >>17733518
    Play with his plug.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)04:43 No.17733662
    >>17733625
    Can't do everything for him, we'll give him until the second act to catch a hint.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)04:49 No.17733723
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    So whats it called when fanart gets fanart?

    Fanartx2?
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/30/12(Mon)04:51 No.17733737
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    You start to watch the movie, you sit down next to him and give him a sly nudge as you sit really close even though this is a pretty big couch.

    Hint hint.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)04:51 No.17733739
    >>17733723
    Technically this quest would be fanart in itself.

    So fanart of fanart...of fanart. Oh I've gone cross-eyed.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)04:53 No.17733753
    >>17733737
    >>17733737
    Hold that boy's hand! Tonight...we make him a robot boy, a robot-man.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)04:57 No.17733779
    >>17733753
    Turn Plugboy into Plugman?
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)04:57 No.17733780
    Do the old "yawn while wrapping your arms around his shoulders" maneuver.

    Guys dig that kind of shit!
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/30/12(Mon)05:08 No.17733873
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    You wait a couple minutes into the film and pull this old bit. It's obviously the most subtle maneuver you've employed yet.

    Plug Man sees what you're doing immediately, because he's not an idiot. He tenses up slightly.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)05:10 No.17733892
    >>17733873
    >purple and has a triangle

    Is this our greatest challange yet? A gaybot?
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)05:11 No.17733902
    >>17733873
    "You seem tense. Do you need a hand letting off some tension?"
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)05:12 No.17733908
    >>17733902
    Move other hand onto his leg.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)05:22 No.17733995
    >>17733892

    I fucking know there's gonna be one gay robot master.
    Or Mega-man will be gay and can't get it up to get her virus or something, so all the sex was for nothing.
    Or Devil man is gay for his devil.
    Or Wily is gay for light.
    Or ALL OF THE ABOVE!
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)05:26 No.17734018
    >>17733995
    Well, the quest will probably get stale if all the robot masters can be conquered with "Push him down and mount him"
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)05:28 No.17734038
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    >>17733995
    >>17733995
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/30/12(Mon)05:32 No.17734072
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    You put your other hand on Plug Man's leg, putting yourself in a very welcoming position.

    Plug Man has had with all this subtlety. He asks you straight up.

    "You're not going to let me watch me this movie unless I bang you huh?"
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)05:33 No.17734082
    >>17734072

    "Whaaaaaaaaaaat? Whatever gave you that idea?

    ... but yes."
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)05:38 No.17734118
    >>17734072
    "Would that be a deal breaker? Because I could always wait until the end? Maybe compromise and do it at the credits?"
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)05:40 No.17734133
    Well that's one way to kill the mood.

    Let's get over with it and move to the other masters.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/30/12(Mon)05:53 No.17734225
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    You offer to wait until the end, but as it's already out there Plug Man says you might as well just get it over with.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)05:54 No.17734238
    LIVE UP TO YOUR NAME, PLUG MAN.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/30/12(Mon)05:55 No.17734242
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    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)05:55 No.17734245
    He's really enthusiastic. I thought robots were supposed to have sex drives?
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/30/12(Mon)05:57 No.17734251
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    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/30/12(Mon)05:57 No.17734257
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    ALRIGHT A BEAM WEAPON HELL YEAH

    Oh wait, this one follows the terrain.

    WHY DO THEY MAKE THESE
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/30/12(Mon)06:00 No.17734270
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    Back to the select screen.

    And sometimes there are robots that just don't care about sex as much as others. After all, we're talking about an UP TO ten percent increase in efficiency. That can be as little as none.

    Robot sexuality sure is weird!
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)06:02 No.17734284
    >Hard Man
    >Pump Man
    NOT HOMOREROTIC (Homorobotic?) AT ALL.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)06:06 No.17734303
    I say Hardman
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)06:11 No.17734329
    >>17734270

    The one in the middle!

    Lets have sex with ourself! Double blade power!
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)06:13 No.17734354
    >>17734329
    Silly anon, we're not Gemini or Devil Man.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)06:29 No.17734466
    >>17734354
    Yet.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/30/12(Mon)06:43 No.17734558
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    You find Hard Man arguing with Bright Man about some shit.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)06:44 No.17734571
    >>17734558
    Offer to saw the baby in two and give each of them half.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)06:46 No.17734582
    >>17734558
    Watcha guys dooo-en?

    Oh god are we going to try for a three way? Man we are slutbot..
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)06:47 No.17734586
    >>17734558
    The one in the right is the robot that comes first.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)06:48 No.17734592
    >>17734558
    Press the red button on Hard Mans head.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)06:50 No.17734612
    GATTAI!
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)06:52 No.17734625
    The solution is simple.
    Double Plug Ball.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)07:07 No.17734709
    Just wanna say that this quest is amazing, OP. I love it.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/30/12(Mon)07:12 No.17734736
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    You ask what they're arguing about.

    Bright Man says you might want to be careful when talking to Hard Man, apparently Hard Man just hates women.

    Hard Man tells him to shut the fuck up. They were talking about women in sumo wrestling.

    >>17734709
    That means a lot to me.

    Especially the fan-art I've gotten of Blade Woman, sorry I didn't reply right away. I was overwhelmed.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)07:14 No.17734744
    >>17734736
    Not the same dude but this is my first quest thread.
    Thanks Bizarro
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)07:15 No.17734747
    >>17734592

    I second that, push the button and see what happens.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)07:16 No.17734752
    >>17734736
    Oh so it's sumo wrestling y'll talking about?

    >Take sumo stance

    I'm game.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)07:33 No.17734831
    Act all offended.

    >seamen, rternaly
    How prescient of you.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/30/12(Mon)07:37 No.17734846
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    You prepare to get your SUMO ON.

    Hard Man says that's cute, but he weighs like three tons, you ain't winning that one.

    Bright Man is surprised that he would plan that far ahead, since according to Hard Man women shouldn't be allowed to sumo wrestle.

    Hard Man says it's okay since they're not in a traditional sumo wrestling ring.

    Also that it wouldn't matter because he weighs enough to have the only one hit kill move in Megaman history.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)07:38 No.17734850
    >>17734846
    Fucking press the red thing on Hard man's head already.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)07:44 No.17734881
    I think a swift kick to the happy-sack will put that pig in his place.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/30/12(Mon)07:45 No.17734887
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    You ask what happens if you push that red thing on Hard Man's head.

    He explains that it isn't a button, it's an intake valve for all the fuel he has to use to propel himself upwards. He has to burn up at least a little bit constantly whenever moving over breakable floors and going up stairs.

    I'd like to take a moment to explain my reasoning behind doing this. I don't often frequent /tg/, typically staying in /co/ and popping by every now and again to see what's up, going through the archive and all that. It bothered me that for a long time now a nice hand drawn quest hasn't been made. There were plenty of good ones, but part of the fun of quests (for me) has been the art. Good or bad, it's always been a treat. With that in mind, I figured I'd get one going and hope it inspires more in the future.

    Either way, I just wanted to draw robots. Always have, ever since I was like six. So this seemed like a way to accomplish both tasks.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)07:48 No.17734901
    So what is Hardman's Beef with woman's sumo?
    They not make him Hard?
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)07:48 No.17734904
    >>17734887
    >Either way, I just wanted to draw robots. Always have, ever since I was like six.

    And robo slut quest is the best possible outlet for that, I agree wholeheartedly.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)07:49 No.17734908
    >>17734887
    Scale that robot like a mountain climber, you wanna see it.
    Like a SEXY mountain climber. Who's groping the mountain she's scaling. While wriggling her ass so even Bright Man should have a lightbulb go off in his head.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)07:50 No.17734913
    Than you, OP. You rock. Do you like traditional games or do you come for the quests? (I'd recommend Heretical Love Quest)
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)07:51 No.17734919
    >>17734901
    yeah, ask what hardman's beef with women in sumo is. I'm curious.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/30/12(Mon)07:58 No.17734948
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    He says it's tradition, pure and simple. Sumo is an extremely traditional sport, it's even a part of religious practice. Messing with the traditions of sumo would be disrespectful to every sumo wrestler that came before us. He claims.

    >>17734913
    It's more or less both. I don't keep up with quests or what ever new shenanigans Wizards and GW are trying to sell you guys at the moment, but I really enjoyed the recent discussions on the F-Zero RPG and Risk Legacy.

    Also any fluff and world-building that comes out of here makes my excursions well worth it.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)08:04 No.17734978
    >>17734948
    Ok, we can see that. And what's brightman's view on female sumo wrestlers?
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/30/12(Mon)08:15 No.17735035
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    Bright Man viewpoint is one of equality. Especially since doing things in honor of our ancestors would include not hiring blacks and other morally unfavorable things. Just let the women sumo.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)08:18 No.17735051
    So does Hardman Sumo? Because if so he's violating those same traditions that female sumo wrestlers are... seeing as he's not human like traditional sumo wrestlers.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/30/12(Mon)08:32 No.17735126
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    You ask if he sumos.

    He would, but there's not really anyone that comes even close to being a challenge for him. Even if he was allowed to compete professionally, the best human sumo wrestlers in the world would be no problem.

    So no, he doesn't sumo. He does follow the sport pretty adamantly though.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)08:33 No.17735131
    so, is there anything in the traditions that says women CAN'T sumo? Because if not, there's not really a lot of reason to hold to tradition in /that/ regard.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)08:38 No.17735169
    >>17735126
    i can't help but feel bad for the big guy
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)08:42 No.17735186
    >>17735126
    Can't we throw up our junk/leaf shield and then sumo him?
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/30/12(Mon)08:42 No.17735190
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    He explains that, yeah, tradition's pretty strict on this one. In fact women can't even touch the ring.

    When Fusae Ohta was governor of Osaka she would have to give the trophy for the annual sumo tournament there by walking across on a little walkway on the side or sending a male representative. She put up with this crap for nine years.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)08:44 No.17735208
    >>17735186
    Pretty sure they just provide protection from projectiles, anyhow he's actually being pretty relaxed about this, why don't we see if we can get invited to see a match with him or something. Wouldn't be the worst use of a night and maybe we can quit with all these disappointing lays we've been getting.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)08:45 No.17735212
    >>17735183
    Whoa. That is pretty strict. Maybe the world just isn't ready for female sumo, it /does/ sound like a powerful tradition.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)08:50 No.17735235
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    >>17735190
    SUMO TIIIIME!

    Playing around with Devil Man makes me want to run a quest with him..
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)09:06 No.17735324
    He's a little lenient on this one.

    Let's challenge him to a match!
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/30/12(Mon)09:29 No.17735489
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    You challenge him to sumo.

    He tells you to take your best shot.

    HNGNNNNGGGGHHRRRGN
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/30/12(Mon)09:43 No.17735588
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    Yeah he's way too heavy to sumo.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)09:44 No.17735589
    >>17735489
    "Um... Is this as hot for you as it is for me?"
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)10:03 No.17735666
    Go berserk.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)10:13 No.17735729
    >>17735588
    admit we suck at sumo, ask for some "pointers"
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/30/12(Mon)10:38 No.17735899
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    You admit you suck at sumo, and ask Hard Man for any advice.

    He recommends staying in your own weight class for starters.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)10:42 No.17735931
    >>17735899
    blushingly admit we have a "thing" for big, powerful robots
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)10:50 No.17735993
    >>17735899
    Ask if he'd give you some 'private' lessons.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)10:57 No.17736042
    As hardman if he'd be more interested in Greco-Roman wrestling.
    >> Vote! Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)11:01 No.17736062
    VOTE! VOTE ON CHANARCHIVE!
    ARCHIVE THIS SHIT!
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)11:06 No.17736087
    >>17736062
    >Chanarchive
    >Not suptg
    >not foolz

    You came from one of "THOSE" boards, didn't you
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)11:27 No.17736224
    >>17736062
    It's already archived on suptg, no voting required.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)11:28 No.17736239
    >go to bed at 5 in the morning
    >now half 4 in the afternoon
    >this is still up

    Fucking love you, /tg/.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/30/12(Mon)11:31 No.17736262
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    You ask him about private lessons.

    He totally gets it. He says to meet him at his personal quarters at your convenience.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)11:33 No.17736279
    >>17736262
    inb4 no, actually, he doesn't totally get it and suddenly we're getting actual sumo lessons.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)11:34 No.17736290
    >>17736279
    meh, couldn't hurt
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    You later approach him in his quarters.

    He totally got what you meant, he just didn't to get intimate in front of Bright Man. That'd be weird.
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    I'm torn between a reference to Mazinger or a fisting joke.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)11:46 No.17736397
    >>17736377

    Do both.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)11:49 No.17736424
    >>17736377
    RESPECT KNUCKLES!
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)11:51 No.17736458
    >>17736377
    Mix in some MUSCLE WIZARD and you've got the makings of a comedy show.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/30/12(Mon)11:56 No.17736494
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    Dr. Wily messages you, he has good news!

    MORRIGAN has hit a milestone, and in an effort to increase its adaptability has allowed you to select its next major upgrade!

    In addition a new speed dial will have to be assembled. Well, doesn't HAVE TO BE, but it would probably convenience you to choose seven more robot masters.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)11:58 No.17736518
    >>17736494
    ???!
    We gotta go with ???!
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)12:02 No.17736552
    I'd say either Charm or Wisdom.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/30/12(Mon)12:03 No.17736558
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    You try to select ??? but just hear that low beep video games make when you're trying to do something that shouldn't be done.

    Apparently MORRIGAN only put that option there for later, and has yet to come up with something to fill it with.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)12:04 No.17736568
    >>17736558
    Class. We can already act like a total slut, we'll need this for the prudes.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)12:05 No.17736577
    >>17736494
    Well, respect is useless since were fucking every robot that has two legs and can move. Lets go with Wisdom, since we might be leader some time.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)12:05 No.17736579
    >>17736558

    Charm or Class.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)12:05 No.17736581
    >>17736552
    Fuck you, Wily, how were we meant to know?!

    Still opting for either charm or wisdom.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)12:06 No.17736586
    Charm! Charm!
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)12:06 No.17736589
    I say Wisdom, we haven't had that much trouble with sexing the other robots, so sex appeal doesn't help much.

    U-unless it modifies our physical a-attributes, I mean.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)12:07 No.17736593
    Class

    Also: What does Morrigan DO to them?
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)12:07 No.17736600
    I say class. Might as well get SOME respect.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)12:10 No.17736621
    Class
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)12:11 No.17736633
    >>17736593
    It's a heavily modified version of the MAVERICK virus.

    So, whatever the fuck MAVERICK does. I guess.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)12:13 No.17736646
    >>17736581
    Actually, no, change my mind. Class.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)12:27 No.17736747
    >>17736558
    We'd ruin class or respect anyway, so let's go with wisdom.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)12:34 No.17736797
    >>17736558
    fuck it go Moe

    lets pile it on for their weaknesses
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/30/12(Mon)12:36 No.17736815
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    Class takes it, and you receive the class upgrade!

    With class, certain encounters are made easier, and if it starts to go downhill you can now activate an at-will ability to stabilize the situation.

    >>17736593
    >>17736633

    The MAVERICK virus was designed to incite rebellion in robots and story-wise is still in the early phases of development. You could consider the MORRIGAN virus a proof of concept, or an early test. It is currently functioning as little more than spyware to gather as much as data as possible.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)12:38 No.17736828
    >>17736815
    >MAVERICK virus actually AIDS.
    >everything makes sense now
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)12:38 No.17736830
    Best quest on /tg/ in easily months, and I mean that absolutely seriously.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)12:38 No.17736831
    >>17736815
    AND NOW FOR PUMP MAN!
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)12:39 No.17736833
    >>17736815
    So how do we pick our new robot-lays?
    I mean, robot-lords?
    Throw a whole bunch of names at the wall or will we have sets to pick from?
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/30/12(Mon)12:43 No.17736869
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    While you think about seven more Robot Masters for the speed dial, which you can seriously just pick from pretty much anywhere in Mega Man history, Dr. Wily decides to take a moment to explain the whole 'weakness' thing.

    Certain Robot Masters have abilities that trump others. This is true even in conversation. However, using different weapons will cause you to approach the situation from a different angle. You can even out the difference and even gain the upper hand based on your selected weapon.

    I mean, surely you noticed the Commando Man encounter got a lot easier once you switched weapons right? Or you noticed how Wood Man was putty in your hands from the get go right?

    Right?
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)12:44 No.17736874
    >>17736833
    Last time we did it, we just named 8, and we got a Megaman level-select style picture.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)12:46 No.17736886
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    >>17736869
    >only just being told this
    >should have technically figured it out based on standard Megaman tropes
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)12:46 No.17736891
    >>17736869
    Fuck let's just do the 7 cast (minus slashman)

    Burst man
    Cloud Man
    Junk Man
    Freeze Man
    Spring Man
    Shade Man
    Turbo Man
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)12:52 No.17736929
    >>17736891
    Replace Junk man with Slash man, we already "encountered" Junk man
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)12:53 No.17736942
    >>17736929
    We should have a list of infected robots, then.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)12:55 No.17736959
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    This and the Archie comics are all I have to get my Mega Man fix. Stupid Capcom. ;_;
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)12:56 No.17736970
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    Stupid bitch, the future is aware of your crazy antics so they sent me, the first homosexual robot to occupy a major role inside the maverick hunters, to ruin your shit.

    Being a massive cockmonger, i am immune to your stupid powers and virus.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)12:57 No.17736971
    >>17736959
    >bombman having his hand way up there, making megaman jump

    what scum
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)12:59 No.17736989
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    >>17736959
    WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
    MEGAMAN IS HERE IN ALL OF HIS GLORY!
    CAN YOU FEEL IT?
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)13:01 No.17737000
    >>17736989
    Holy shit, THAT Mega Man made it into the game? Awesome.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)13:03 No.17737017
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    >>17737000
    Yep.
    And not even Marvel vs Capcom.
    It was Street Fighter X Tekken
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)13:08 No.17737044
    >>17736929
    >>17736891

    >imokaywiththis.jpg
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)13:11 No.17737060
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    >>17737017
    Stubble and red eyes? So American it's fucking awesome!
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)13:14 No.17737083
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    Oh, there is also PacMan.
    And he Drives a Mokujin Mecha.
    But really, Megaman is the star
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)13:14 No.17737086
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    >muscled_mega_man.jpg
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/30/12(Mon)13:18 No.17737113
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    HERE IT IS, YOUR NEW SPEED DIAL

    Ready to test out your newfound knowledge of how this works, as well as your new CHARM upgrade?

    well that's too bad because i'm takin a break

    See ya'll in several hours or so!

    also yeah, i gotta get a ps3 just so i can be that megaman, it basically inspired this entire escapade

    OH ALSO
    >>17736970
    >original carrier of the Maverick virus
    >passed it on in the middle of a fight with Sigma
    >uses a sword
    >has a ponytail
    >implying Zero isn't just Blade Woman X
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)13:20 No.17737116
    >>17737113
    SPRING MAN

    wait fuck you left

    SPRING MAN ANYWAY
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)13:20 No.17737120
    >>17737113
    Shade Man! We need a set of shades.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)13:22 No.17737136
    >>17737113
    Gotta be Slash Man.

    MY OWN CLONE!
    NOW THE ONE OF US WHO WAS A VIRGIN WON'T BE A VIRGIN ANYMORE!
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)13:25 No.17737157
    SEND

    ME

    THE BEST YOU'VE GOT

    SEND

    ME

    YOUR STRONGEST MACHINES
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)13:29 No.17737177
    >>17737113
    When ya come back, could we get a list of what powers we have?
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)13:29 No.17737180
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    >>17737136
    >Slash Man
    I think you mispelled Blade Man.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/30/12(Mon)13:43 No.17737281
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    A LIST OF ALL INFECTED ROBOT MASTERS

    okay now i'm taking a break
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)13:58 No.17737389
    >>17737180
    We have to call Blade Man, OniiChan
    >> That McGuyver 01/30/12(Mon)14:45 No.17737824
    Our next group of targets should be all the blade based masters. Because it would be interesting.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)15:04 No.17738021
    She's easy.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)15:37 No.17738331
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    >>17736494
    WIP
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)16:25 No.17738781
    >>17734887
    >I'd like to take a moment to explain my reasoning behind doing this. I don't often frequent /tg/, typically staying in /co/ and popping by every now and again to see what's up, going through the archive and all that. It bothered me that for a long time now a nice hand drawn quest hasn't been made.
    They have, actually.
    http://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)16:36 No.17738898
    >>17738781

    Not /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)16:44 No.17738995
    >>17738898
    No, but it is because of /tg/ and the difficulty in running a quest here that the site was made. It's /tg/s illegitimate child.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)17:46 No.17739701
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    This whole quest is just oodles of fun
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)18:08 No.17739943
    >>17738898
    That's arguable, but nonetheless illustrated quests are being made.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)18:15 No.17740035
    >>17739943
    >arguable

    It's a separate site with a separate culture. It's not part of /tg/, it's an alternate universe spinoff.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)18:54 No.17740514
    bumpin to keep thread alive
    >> Girl you have your work cut out for you. Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)19:28 No.17740898
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    >>17720963
    needs Buster Rod G, Mega Water S. or Hyper Storm H.; Mercury, Venus, Terra, Mars, Neptune, Jupiter, Uranus, Pluto; Dynamo Man, Cold Man, Ground Man, Pirate Man, Burner Man, and Magic Man; Enker, Punk, Ballade, Quint; Dangan Man. Konro Man, Aircon Man, Komuso Man, Clock Men, Compass Man

    and, gods help you (pic related), Sonic Man, Volt Man, Dyna Man; Bit Man, Shark Man, and Torch Man. (Possibly the OTHER Blade, Oil, and Wave Mans, as well)

    Say, are you going to be going after Bass, Mega, Proto and Roll?
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)21:28 No.17742334
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    Lifegiving bump!
    >> Robot Mistress(?) Quest Part 3 Bizarro Drawfag 01/30/12(Mon)21:32 No.17742392
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    Alright, who're you goin' for here?
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)21:33 No.17742404
    >>17742392
    SHADE MAN. YOU CAN'T SEE PAST MY SHADES.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)21:35 No.17742432
    >>17742404
    GAAAAAAY.
    Bang Spring Man.
    ~boing~
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)21:42 No.17742513
    >>17742392
    As a running gag we should leave pump man for very last.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)21:44 No.17742532
    >>17742392
    Slash man. He has probably a huge library of homosexual erotica.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)21:49 No.17742581
    >>17742532
    Male AND female. Seconding this; we need a proper challenge.

    Also, guy who reported you yesterday. Glad you stuck with it. Twice as glad it didn't go where it looked like it was going.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)21:49 No.17742583
    >>17742392
    pump man,
    from the last screen, left no buisness un-screwed.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)21:52 No.17742610
    >>17742583
    I also want to see pump man go down (or go down on pumpman)

    and think of all the terrible seduction puns that can be made
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)21:53 No.17742619
    >>17742532
    Oh yeah! SLASHY SLASHY
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/30/12(Mon)22:08 No.17742811
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    You find Slash Man in the kitchen, making a salad.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)22:09 No.17742823
    >>17742811
    Ask him why the fuck robots need salads.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)22:10 No.17742826
    >>17742811
    Overload the microwave.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)22:12 No.17742851
    Do we have a weapon that Slash Man is weak to?
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)22:12 No.17742854
    >>17742823
    >>17742826
    Ask him why robots need a salad while overloading the microwave.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)22:12 No.17742855
    >>17742811
    Tell him you wanna cross swords. And by that, I mean imply you have a penis.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)22:14 No.17742873
    >>17742851
    He's weak to ice shit. So...

    Nothing?
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)22:15 No.17742881
    >>17742873
    Can't we stimply take stuff from the fridge and throw it at him? Or rub some ice cubes on him?
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)22:16 No.17742892
    >>17742881
    That will end up being the plan, yes. Using ice cubes to tickle him.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)22:16 No.17742895
    >>17742881
    >rub some ice cubes on him

    That's some kinky shit.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)22:18 No.17742925
    >>17742895
    Reminds me of the opening scene of boku no pico.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)22:19 No.17742930
    >>17742895
    do this and ask him if he likes foreplay
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)22:21 No.17742950
    >>17742925
    See, I can't make fun of you for this because it means I know you're right.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)22:24 No.17742976
    >>17742950
    Boku no Pico is a masterpiece from the minds of Japan's foremost comedians. It is masterfully crafted to be as funny as shit as possible. I dont know why you homothugs hate on it so much.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)22:25 No.17742987
    >>17742976
    You mistake my meaning. The fact that I know you're right means that I know what the opening scene is.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/30/12(Mon)22:32 No.17743060
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    You rub an ice cube down Slash Man's chassis, asking if he's into foreplay involving ice cubes.

    He says he'll try anything once.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)22:32 No.17743063
    Rub those ice cubes

    Also, OP, you should probably start a new thread and link it here in.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)22:33 No.17743077
    >>17743063
    Yep, we're auto-saging.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/30/12(Mon)22:37 No.17743133
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    We're auto-saging? Cool, because to be honest I just felt the full-blown crash of not sleeping for 28 hours.

    I am very sorry to get your hopes up like this with a micro-update, but I'll get you guys some new stuff tomorrow.

    BUT HEY LET'S GET ONE MORE WEAPON FIRST
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)22:37 No.17743138
    >>17743133
    Jesus Christ, OP.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)22:38 No.17743147
    >>17743077
    >>17743063

    Hurry OP! The sage!
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/30/12(Mon)22:39 No.17743161
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    DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT

    this quest has rekindled my love of megaman and i decided to marathon a bunch of them last night


    this was not wise
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/30/12(Mon)22:43 No.17743211
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    CAN YOU HANDLE THE SUSPENSE?

    You get a useless duplicate of your default weapon that has the shittiest palette ever.

    Sorry about all this, consider this a teaser...?
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)22:50 No.17743295
    >>17743211

    It's all good. Go get some sleep.

    Also, any idea when you might do the next one (like time/day-wise)?
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)22:51 No.17743301
    >>17743211
    But now we have three times the blades!

    THAT'S THREE TIMES THE SLASHY!
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)23:04 No.17743463
    >>17743211
    >>17743211
    Now...WE ARE PREDATOR!



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