>>17968260

Been waiting for that picture to be used as an opener.

>>17968260

>Richard Cranium

Did I mention how much I love this guy's wit?

>Richard Cranium
What you did there... I see it

>>17968260

After that, ask about the transmissions.

We must have intel.

>>17968260
>Talking to Sean about Girls
What why.

>>17968260
So both of the yaegers were looking for us? Intriguing. Thought it was just chuck.

>>17968260
>So you want a sitrep on what the Wing Commander is doing about those mysterious alien radio transmissions we've been monitoring?
Actually, after the women advice, we SHOULD ask him about that.
Because if Sanya picked up the transmissions before, and they're still on the same frequency, wouldn't she be hearing them now?

>>17968298

(Finally remembered to. It's fucking GLORIOUS.)

>>17968260
PREPARE TO RECEIVE THE WISDOM!

whoops forgot my noko.

I hope Sean has some good advice. Were neck deep in it this time thanks to Ian. (not that it wasn't worth it)

>>17968340
SEND IT!

I think it's time we showed these witches that they're not the only ones on the island with magic. Make it clear that we're not only better at flying than them (since we have to actually work for it), but that we can best them in the mystical arts as well.

We should put on a show for the whole squad, demonstrating the manly approach to what has thus far been an entirely too feminine subject. We will dazzle and amaze our audience with feats of magic never before seen. We will astound them with the precision and dexterity of our sorcery. We will once and for all prove that Man is equal to or greater than panty-clad loli.
We will pull a rabbit out of a hat.

Pic may or may not be related.

>>17968397
No that's stupid and irrelevant.

>>17968397
....are you TRYING to get us locked away at area 51!?!

>>17968397
For all of the reasons expounded on at large in previous threads, this is THE WORST FUCKING IDEA.

The gnome secret goes to the grave with us.

>>17968397

We never reveal the gnome.

>>17968397
...I was ready to call you an idiot.

Amusing idea, but I feel it could backfire to easily.

>>17968417
>>17968421
>>17968427
He's talking about a magic show, as in show magic. Sleight of hand, not actual magic.

>>17968397
Actually no.

I for one think our fellow likely gnomes should be informed. But now is clearly not the time.

>>17968429
I know. It's still stupid and irrelevant.

>>17968439

Gnome = Skill

Skill =/= Gnome

Figuring out who is one will be the problem.

>>17968429
Still a bad idea. If they see how good we are at sleight of hand, they might get suspicious the next time we offer to play a few hands of poker.

>>17968417
>>17968421
>>17968427
You're missing the punchline. The idea is to make it seem like we're going to come out as a gnome, dropping hints about how magical we are, but then just do really bad magic tricks like quarters from ears, card tricks and the like. Might be useful if Shirley gets more suspicious.

>>17968448
Yes it is.

>>17968459
>Gnome = Skill
No, that's wrong.
Gnome + Skill = machine keeps up with pilot. We can push it harder, but still need the skill to control it.

>>17968460
Given Sakamoto's habit with cards I don't think we'd be out of place.

"So. Yeah. Uh, Trude is all pissed off at me this morning, because of this." You flourish the newspaper and the damning photo.

"Yeah," Sean says, looking at it. "I did notice him fuck off to the dorms this morning with a stack of something. Sneaky little fucker."

"But..." you snatch the paper back and punch it with your free fist in frustration. "Trude was - last night, when she sucked me in the window, she was on me like gay on a sailor, man! Even after the alien attack interrupted things, she was pretty damn friendly. Even tried to play the 'dead' joke on me. She was *relaxed,* man! And now this!" You sigh. "I'm not fucking Cassanova but even I know this whiplash shit is weird."

Sean stares at you. "Are you a complete moron, or are some pieces still missing?"

"Whu?"

"Chris, you raving fucking moron. Her sister. It's been what, forty-eight? Seventy-two hours? She should've been found long before now, alive OR dead. Trude knows that, she isn't stupid. And the wait has gone on twice as long as it should have."

".... so."

"So it's got nothing to do with you, you self-centered fuck-face," Sean says, rubbing his forehead like a weary old man lecturing his grandson. "She's going nucking futs right now, man. And Sakamoto's pretty sure she was crushing on you after we saved her ass in that first scrap, so..."

>>17968471
But that's the exact kind of thing that might get Trude putting two and two together. We did ask her about magic. And if she and Shirley compare notes...

>>17968448
Oh I agree, and I did not link to your post.Assu,img of course that this,>>17968413,
is you.

>>17968489
Chris?

................................


OH GOD.

Judging from Sakamoto's reaction to Trude, she probably KNOWS about Trude's attraction to us.

Where does her grapevine stretch from??? And shes probably using the triangle for her own entertainment.

>>17968397
It's a bit much, really. Maybe use something similar to get out of a tight situation, but probably not the sort of thing we should initiate.

>>17968508
Yeah. She does believe her sister died in that one Martian raid, remember? And I don't think Minna has broken out the truth about her.

I don't want to be anywhere near Trude when that happens.

>>17968489
>Sakamoto
Yeah, about her Sean. Anything you want to share?

>>17968508
probably a typo.

>>17968489
It's not like we really thing she doesn't worry about her sister, but she should be looking to us with support instead of another thing to be pissed about. And we owe her at least that much. So how do we fix THAT?

>>17968501
I think it would depend on how we did it. If we started off by saying "you're magic is boring, mine's much better. Sure, you can fly and shit, but can you do this?" *extract colored ribbon from mouth*

>>17968508
Trude's sister.
The one's hospital got bombed when we failed to take down that buzz bomb.
Who's bed was found empty, and she couldn't have gotten out on her own because she's in a fucking coma.
And the Martians sent out their activation signal that night, plenty of time to get to the hospital ruins and find Chris ahead of the rescuers.

>>17968524
we don't want to be on the same damn island!

>>17968489
SILLY PILOT

YOU SO OBLIVIOUS

We must gather our party to ventur- greet the new witches, after we bother Yeager and Yeager

So that means finding Zuchini, Sanya, Hartmann, and Elia.

>>17968508
Trude's sister who was in a military hospital in a coma.
While flying back from stealing all the things, we found a buzzbomb flight, took most of them out, but some got through.
One hit that hospital, Chris was NOT FOUND ANYWHERE. Not even in pieces.
She's been captured. Or woke up with amnesia and is now wandering the streets in a very flattering hospital gown.

Well I say we avoid trolling trude and Miya and Perrine for a while and get all this shit with the Yeagers sorted out.

>>17968511
Female. It stretches across worlds in seconds.

>>17968524
Sean's implication is that she's figured out that Chris was probably captured, not killed.

Needless to say, this is actually worse than if Chris had died.

>>17968559

Seconds? It's a god damn hivemind.

>>17968501
> And if she and Shirley compare notes...

to busy turning everything they do into a competition.

oh wait fuck

>>17968511
One of the Witches (Trude herself, I think) said the rumor mill was pretty much telepathic in the castle at this point.

>>17968569
It's more like the internet.

We need to make a deal with sakamoto to give us a heads up for this type of shit. Only a matter of time before a small slip up gets us with another knife at our throat.

>>17968581
That's what Sean's for, it seems.
Speaking of which,

>>17968527
>>17968489
Sakamoto's pretty sure, eh? And she was talking to you about this? What else might she have been doing to you?

>>17968571
No, no, they will not wait to fuck. It will be a threesome.

>>17968527
We don't start this line of inquiry until he starts calling her "Mio".

>>17968489

You reel in shock.

"I- I'm- I'm a-"

"A distraction," Sean says smugly.

Horrible realization dawns on you.

"A- and when Eila and Charlotte jumped me-"

"Recreational lay," Sean says, grinning mercilessly.

Those... those bitches. Those shallow, trite, cold-heated bitches have been trying to use you - YOU - for CASUAL SEX. You, the fighter pilot, the brave yet (in an incredibly cool hardboiled way) traumatized warrior, YOU were going to be poached as a casual sexual conquest by them.

No way. No *fucking* way. You're the pilot here. YOU have the casual sex, not them.

Sean has read the interplay of emotions on your face with great amusement. "There, there, buddy," he says kindly. "Some day you'll find a woman who loves you for who you are-"

"-shove off," you mutter, and he sniggers. "So what about the damn radio chatter?"

Quick question, does "Wing Commander" refer to himself or is someone else properly informed about the alien chatter now?

>>17968581
Pretty sure Sakamoto enjoys watching our desperate flailing.

Hell, I know *I* would if I was in her position.

>>17968581
>We need to make a deal with sakamoto to give us a heads up for this type of shit.
Well, if Ian and Sean are any indication, it's not that the problems aren't glaringly obvious.
It's because we're self-centered narcissistic asshole who's more concerned with trolling than getting shit done (the No.8 Commando boys get a pass because they WRECK other people's shit IN ADDITION to trolling the fuck out of them) to be able to realize things that are stupidly obvious.

Well, we wanted the MC to be the pinnacle of pilot assholeishness, and we've succeeded thus far.

>>17968611
Oh, MC, you're such a goddamn idiot and I love you so.

>>17968579
...and now I just realized that it's also likely that the periods of the Witches have long since synchronized.

Which means that every last one of them is going to be hitting PMS at the exact same time.

>>17968611
Wait, when did Elia and Charlotte jump us?

>>17968611
Calm the fuck down dumbass, this is a part of our goal.

>>17968640
Bath scene.

>>17968611
This just means we have to out-uncare them during a fling.

>>17968600
Sakabroto is superior as she:
1 Is one of them
2 Can be bribed with hootch
3 Isn't one of our crew, both of whom are likely out to get us and in the way of our glorious PILOT end.

>>17968611
Don't think of it as "being used for casual sex", MC!

Think of it as "the best hunter is the one whose prey comes to him" instead!

Hey, guys? Planefag keeps handing us opportunities to sort shit out on the ground, but we have a tendency to immediately run off and do something completely unrelated and dickish.

Maybe we could, you know, try to actually talk to Trude at this point? Give her a way to vent without getting overly violent? Maybe? Possibly?

>>17968640

In the bath.

>>17968631
Indeed, he's dense as fuck in an adorably entertaining way.

>>17968645
I just want them to love me. ;_;
No, I'm not being serious, since you fucks always think I am.

>>17968666
No, fuck you. Sorted out shit is boring.

Besides, the Trude thing will deal with itself.

>>17968666
PILOT!

>>17968666
Whatever you say, SATAN.

>>17968665
You're confusing hunter with bait, or a trap at best. We are so not trapbait.

>>17968611
WE'RE A TOOL

>>17968611
Hmmm.
I don't suppose going on rampage of fucking-ze-brains-out is an option?
If we're gonna be an emotional stop-gap, we might as well go out at Maximum Manwhore.
Not really classy, but could be fun.

>>17968666
see pic
>>17968260

>>17968666
But Yeagers!

>>17968637
We're going to be laying low during that time...

>>17968690
... You're just now figuring this out?

>>17968687
>trapbait
DON'T GIVE PLANEFAG IDEAS

Maybe we should tell Trude about the radio signal we intercepted. And then back her up on some crazy-ass rescue mission when she flips the fuck out about it.

>>17968666

What do you say to someone you've only met for a few days on dealing with the loss of a family member?

You don't. You give them space.

We should try and make contact with OSA guys and see if they've made any headway to where Martians take their prisoners. If it's a land base, we could raid it and rescue peeps.

>>17968666
>>17968668
I say we combine these two suggestions.

>>17968622

That would be Minna. For reference, "Wing Commander" is both a title in other militaries (basically a squadron commander; a squadron is four flights of four aircraft, i.e. 12 fighters - or roughly 12 witches, in this case,) and an actual rank, like "Captain" is. An RAF Wing Commander is analogous to a US Army Lt. Colonel, which typically commands a squadron-strength unit, though in WWII some over-strength squadrons were commanded by Majors (like Frank Luke is.) Trude's a Flight Lieutenant, equivalent to a Captain, which usually leads a "flight" of four aircraft. MC is a First Lieutenant, like all pilots (all pilots are officers and receive an automatic promotion to 1st Lt. before they finish flight school,) which is analogous to an RAF Flight Officer.

Of course, what with all the crazy shit, you're due for a promotion, no?

>>17968720
>rescue mission
>NOBODY KNOWS WHERE SHE IS
Uh huh I'm pretty sure we have a new contender for WORST IDEA EVER.
Let Minna handle telling her.

>>17968611
So why not hitting the bar, order a drink and wait for the first bitch to come.
Then we dick with them until they don't want us anymore.
At that point we can proceed with our plan as inteded.

>>17968645
>>17968651
>>17968665
>>17968693
This is the only way to restore our honor.

>>17968726
This might work too. The second part at least.

>>17968690
you lost me

>>17968728
4*4 = 16
You mean three flights of four?

Oh god, Chris is gonna come back as a Neuroi Witch, I just know it.

>>17968728
Thought so. That's good, I was afraid she didn't believe anything we wrote down.

>>17968723
If tracking magic exists in-universe, and if sympathetic links are also a thing, somebody capable of using tracking magic could probably use Trude as a sympathetic link to her sister in order to find the alium research lab.

SO ABOUT THEM ALIEN CHATTERS HUH

Also we need to get a dig at Sean about Sakabroto.

>>17968723
>land base resue
>P61 as cover

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raid_at_Cabanatuan

In a nighttime raid, under the cover of darkness and a distraction by a P-61 Black Widow, the group surprised the Japanese forces in and around the camp

ITS THAT TIME AGAIN, IT CALLS US PLANEFAG. YOU KNOW YOU WANT THIS.

>>17968747
>Neuroi
We don't even have that in that setting, I thought? Not that she can't be some martianated equivalent.

>>17968666
Actually, violence doesn't sound like a bad idea, provided we can avoid....

MOTHER OF GOD, NEW PRIORITY. Learn how to use GNOME MAGIC to counter LOLI MAGIC. It's perfect, we can save our skin from these crazy bitches by just killing their magic, turning them into normal girls. And as men can't use magic, we can't be blamed.

>>17968777
I think we do, we just call them aliens, martians or aliums around here.

>>17968611
New idea. Be completely oblivious to sexual overtures, misinterpreting any and all signals as merely the kind offers of a platonic friend. At the same time, do everything we can to make them want our hot pilot ass even more.

>>17968777
"Neuroi" is probably still their real name. It's just that everybody calls them Martians.

>>17968728
>promotion
I'd like to see them try!

>>17968747

Most of us are expecting that at this point.

I'm just curious to see if we'll be going up against a martianified Gnome.

>>17968800
Please. Planefag. Do.

>>17968728

If Trude outranks us, why did way back when come to the realization we were the same rank and trip her?

>>17968792
NO
NO
NONONO

>>17968792

Wait... Are you suggesting we turn to the dark side and use our magic as sabotage magic?

>>17968802
Planefag says they are not Neuroi. They are actually martians.

>>17968802
>>17968796
Actually, the descriptions of their weaponry and vehicles doesn't match those of Neuroi.
I think we really are dealing with Martians here, of the HG Wells variety.

>>17968803
We're just a 1st Lt., it''s not like they're promoting us into a desk job. And hopefully less witches get to boss us around - shit, I think even Yoshika outranks us.

>>17968800
This is the best idea out of the current batch.

>>17968800
If we do it right, we could time it to trigger hysterical loli mass rape.

>>17968825
She's a flight sergeant.

>>17968824
Complete with hilariously useless three-legged war machines and all.

>>17968825

She's just a Sergeant. Or whatever the IJN equivalent is. She and Sakamoto are technically Navy pilots.

>>17968722
Not when we have to entrust our life to her. I'm not suggesting we try and do some kind of amateur psychotherapy. I'm suggesting we offer her an ear if she wants someone to talk to.
>>17968679
Yes, but offering to help sort shit out may open up new opportunities later on, ala rescue mission.

>>17968800
Some kind of reverse cock tease? I like it.

>>17968800
This could be fun, especially if Chuck starts trying his hand at some of them.

"Yeah, radio chatter, about that," Sean says, his expression darkening. "Minna took your report seriously. She actually woke me up early to talk about it."

"And?"

Sean's expression grows darker. "We've contacted all the other bases hit during Home Run-"

"Home Run?"

"That's what they're calling the surprise attacks, now. Because they stole Home Base, geddit?"

You shrug.

"Uncultured swine."

"You're starting to sound like Perrine."

"You take that *back,* Sean breathes, reaching for a wrench, and you throw your hands up in mock surrender.

"So ANYWAYS," Sean says with exasperation, tapping the wrench in his palm, "they've been tearing about every target hit, including Castle Barin here, and we can't find any transmitters, any equipment, any antennas... not a single goddamn thing. But we're reading constant broadcasts; STRONG broadcasts at all those locations... even here."

You think about that. There's something oddly familiar about this, but you can't quite place it.

"Whoops. Our time is short," Sean says, nodding at somebody behind you. You turn to see Yeager flagging you down. Chuck, that is.

>>17968843

>>17968746

... or that yeah

ENGLISH MAJOR FRIES WIT DAT HURR HURR

'Course, a four-flight squadron would be the kind most likely commanded by a Major.

>>17968870
CHUCK YEAH!

>>17968874
I don't know either, but it sounds fun.

>>17968870
it is a mystery


OF THE DRUIDS

>>17968870
OH NO
NOT THE COUCH SPIDERS AGAIN

>>17968870

Like us cranking up the radar to 11?

Hiding in blinding light?

>>17968874
We make them all want us so bad that they all snap and go nuts and try to rape us at the same time.

>>17968870

>Oddly familiar

SOUND THE HORNS.

EVERYONE, GO THROUGH THE ARCHIVES.

>>17968728
What? We should long be above first Lieutenant, just due to time in rate requirements in a war. Unlike IRL where it takes ages to hit the magical Captain, we should have hit LT months ago. (though with flight school + OCS time being as long as it is, most pilots tend to be Lts by the time they start flying fighters nowdays!)

>>17968841
It's pretty much the only OKAY option out of the batch.

>>17968870
Wait.

We did this too.

When we beamed radar at all the aliums to distract them from strafing the downed Sanya.

Are they pulling our trick?

>>17968847
No, the show says Sergeant, though if we use IJN naval ranks, she's a Petty Officer, which amuses me since normally you need to be a chief to fly!

>>17968870
>But we're reading constant broadcasts; STRONG broadcasts at all those locations... even here.
That sounds like MORE hidden Martians then.
Next time we swing by our stuff, we grab that tommy gun.

Now let's see what Yeager wants.

>>17968870
Uncultured swine? You should be talking about...stealing a century, or whatever the fuck it is you steal in Cricket.

>>17968870

grope yeager

Rescue mission is a retarded idea. Just think about it for a moment. First off how do we find Chris? Then we need to attack wherever Chris is being held. And what happens when we have to attack a martian base? We would need to be on foot to actually rescue Chris . And as we would be in a plane it would have to be a witch. How are striker units within a building? Not good I would imagine.

>>17968816
In combat situations god no. I mean cut off the unpowered sanya flight and superstrength. Or if for some reason we need to deck one we can just bypass shields. And if it works both ways, we can help them in combat.

We DO need to acquire our Thompson and sling it over our shoulder as a standard side arm.

>>17968893
>>17968911
THEY'RE COPYING US!
The nerve. We'll just have to copy them better.
They have parasite fighters, yes?
Let's lash some Witches to the Widow, save them wasting their magic flying to the fight.
And if we forget to deploy them, well that's okay they've got shields.

>>17968932
Why would we grope Chuck?

>>17968870

Sounds like satellite transmissions. Still, no reason why we cant take our plane out and check signal strength in a 50 mile radius of the base, maybe get some ideas where it is being transmitted from.

>>17968955

The other one. The one with tits.

>>17968911
Doesn't make sense. If they had more killer spiders in the castle, they would have struck last night - perfect timing, with us and the witches dead tired from the raid. And I don't think Martian radio transmissions could blind our radars.

>>17968962
Chuck might not like that. We could probably get away with wedgieing her, though.

That's one way to get the witches to wear pants...

>>17968962
She's more likely to grope US

>>17968938
>Afrika Corps
>Tank Witches
>On the island RIGHT NOW
Nighttime land assault with Widow support GO.

>>17968955
Because he's hot, and there is no way we will be used like cheap meat by the girls, so we can use the other pilots like cheap meat.

>>17968870
Also, amature history note. IRL this is how the V-2 signal was found, because back in the 40s, missile navigation was a pain. The Germans found a way to use massive guide beams. Perhaps the Marsians are doing the same. In universe I'm sure radio operators should find this, since this will fuck HAM coms first, and it would be a fun thing watching as counter-radar technology is rushed (witch with cans of metal = great radar jammer)

MARTIANS INFILTRATORS

>>17968974
see
>>17968800

>>17968958
Yeah, considering that the Martians still have orbital assets in place, that sounds likely.

Once we deal with whatever problem Chuck has for us, let's go to Minna and ask to do a flight around the castle, see if we can determine where the transmissions are coming from via triangulation.

>>17968925
you want to accuse a 2nd generation(or so?) Irish-American of playing brit sports??

we've go our sidearm right?

>>17968874

We get a bunch of immature girls into a state of agitation in which they are no longer thinking rationally but follow instinct and cause them to simultaniously jump our bones.
Thus hysterical loli mass rape.

>>17968922
I think we ARE at our stuff. That is, our weapons should still be on our plane, which we are at.

Sometimes you just need a little less gun, but fighting ALIUMS is not that time. Let's grab our Dakka.

>>17968958
This actually sounds like a good idea for a change. Get permission from Minna to run some ELINT recon, maybe provide a witch or two for backup.

>>17968962
She's not the one approaching us, she has super strength, and she's the witch we need to do the least amount of work to get up to proper pilot status. Why the fuck would we give her any form of shit?

>>17968938
>>17968977
Hell, we even have SAS boys on the island

>>17968938

No! Don't attack the base! X-Com that fucker. Attack the Supply Ships for delicious unlimited loot.

>>17969012
We DO, we just ate breakfast with two of them.

>>17969001

>This actually sounds like a good idea for a change.

Man, its like you know what I usually post.

>>17969002
>implying she'd object

>>17969012
No, we have the SAS FOUNDING MEMBERS on the island.
They're not the SAS yet.

>>17968955
why _wouldn't we?
>>17968962
naw

>>17968870

this sounds like one of those "triangulate the signals" moments.

I bet the damned signal is coming from underground, and we'll need more of those solenoid things when they activate!

The signals might be more of those planted spider-bots hiding in the bases.

We should identify, locate, and destroy.

>>17969032
You're Anon in SWQ, I have better than usual chances of predicting that you have posted something completely idiotic before.

I know I have.

>>17969065
>>17968870
>they've been tearing about every target hit, including Castle Barin here, and we can't find any transmitters, any equipment, any antennas... not a single goddamn thing.

We have the equivalent of a predictamancer here.

Get Elia and her little metal rods on the case.

If anyone can ferret out the transmitter, she can.

Also, bring Dakka. Lots of Dakka.

>>17969034
She might, which is potentially fatal for us.

>>17969055
>underground

They're sinking cities with a GIANT (mechanical) WORM!

>>17969097

All those little metal rods ever seem to find is Sanya's ass.

>>17969012
>>17968977
Ignoring the problem of how we find chris in the first place, how the hell do you suppose that we could convince them to join us on this venture. Given that we would be doing this on our own initiative, as Minna has already told us that she would have us arrested if we tried to fly off.
And even if we manage to convince them, how would we manage to pull this off without the brass noticing our preparations or the sudden mobilisation of tank witches?

>>17969097
>predictamancer
Is Erfworld updating again?

>>17969113

Shopping trip.

maybe thy just realized how much the signals agitate radar witches.

speaking of which, sanya wouldn't even talk to EILA last night and trude says no one has seen her at all today. Some one shold probably check up on that. Quick like.

>>17968870
>>17968870

"You rang?" you ask, standing to meet Chuck.

"Yeah," he said. "My ship's engine is acting damn funny. The mechanics can't quite sniff it out." He glances around and whispers to you: "I don't think they're as used to in-line engines, and this one's a pain in the ass to work on at the best of times."

"Well I'm no mechanic..." you say, shrugging.

"Sure, sure. But Shirley said you had a feel for engines. Would you at least sit in the cockpit and fiddle with the levers for a minute?"

You shrug. "Sure, what the hell. Always wanted to see what a Mustang was like."

Yeager's got one of the new B-model Mustangs, and you emit a low whistle upon seeing it. A tremendous amount of fuselage has been cut back behind the cockpit, the bottom of the nose looks sleeker, and overall it looks like... well, like a fighter. The last time you saw a Mustang they were still calling them A-36 Apaches, and you were a cadet who was bucking for a seat in one.

"They moved the guns out of the nose?" you ask.

"No room, not with the better radiator setup," Chuck says. He grins. "No fucking speed brakes, either."

rolled 73 = 73

>>17969108
>Implying that wouldn't be an equally worthy consequence of that course of action.

>>17969065
unlikely. Physics says the minimum size for a transmitter of this range is.. pretty fucking huge, its some sort of base, or possibly in orbit, but we don't have the right technology. In 10-20 years we could take the fight to SPACEEE but this is the 40s, not the 50s or 60s.

>>17969097
So, wild weasel mission then. We are going to need rockets, missiles aren't going to cut it if they have armored machines.

>>17969108

It DID find that bug Neuroi in the show.

>>17969117

No... They're still slowly devolving into a novel.

>>17969124

Sit in the cockpit? Fiddle, that won't fix an...

... Oi... Ackbar... You missed your cue.

>>17969124
It's a trap!

>>17969124
IT'S A TRAP!

>>17969113
Are you implying that Command will sit on their asses while the Martians experiment on the sister of a known, powerful Witch?
>>17969124
IT'S A TRAP. FOCUS ON MAKING THE ENGINE WORK EXACTLY THE SAME.

>>17969170
Way to go Admiral Snackbar.

>>17969124
The Bs still had the fuselage behind the pit, the D were the good ones.

>>17969173

We've already lost. Our MC is too preoccupied.

Damn...

>>17969143
Well the artist's mother did die. That would kind of put a damper on things.

>>17969124

NOPENOPENOPE

Look at the engine itself and hit it with a wrench.

>>17969124
CRAZY IVAN! IF THERE WAS EVER A TIME FOR THIS IT IS NOW!

>>17969134

Boosted V2s, or their planned multi-stage successors? Shove in the radio guidance system from their X-4 missiles and the like and you have a great anti-satellite banger.

>>17969173
are you implying any intel is even available

>>17969179
I actually was getting a snack...

>>17969124
sit inside. Fiddle with the lever. Concentrate on NOT doing anything.

>>17968985
>he knows the Battle of the Beams
>>17969001
>he can into triangulation

Fucking excellent show chaps. Fucking EXCELLENT.

>>17969124
Sit in the cockpit, but don't let our powers activate!
We need to learn to hide them!

>>17969124
Yeah. I know, no what do but still.

NOPE.avi

Do not sit in that thing.

>>17969124
This one is cunning.

Talk about mustangs and planes in general.

>>17969124
>>17969124
>>17969124
REMEMBER THAT FUCKING BRATWURST MC
THIS IS A TRAP
REMEMBER THAT FUCKING BRATWURST MC
THIS IS A TRAP
REMEMBER THAT FUCKING BRATWURST MC
THIS IS A TRAP
REMEMBER THAT FUCKING BRATWURST MC
THIS IS A TRAP

>>17969190

I know so I don't blame them. It just how do you put so much text together with the comics in when they publish?

The interspacing of comics with WORDSWORDSWORDS is gonna look like shit.

>>17969215

We screwed up in the first place, It was a double feint.

First we got wigged about the "Merlin" bit, then we thought we were in the clear.

>we get in the plane
>"alright, do X to that doohickey"
>we do it
>things happen
>"there isn't actually a doohickey in the plane"
>we're busted
>get captured, tortured for information, experimented on, and finally killed as a threat to witch dominance

WELP.

Could we strap a witch to a rocket to steer it, and have her jump off once it's pointed the right direction? They've got shields and all, and it'd help with guidance?

Oh and another point.

We need to steal one of the old weapons.

Knife, Dagger or Gladius.

Our gun wasn't totally up to the job the last time so last resort backup will keep our ass alive.

What we want is what our magic makes happen. Well I think he's onto us, and I want this thing to not start.

>>17969231
They'll use separate books, dummy.

>>17969268
>Piloted V2

WITCH GROT BOMZZZ

>>17969267
Rabbit out of a hat, I tells ya!

>>17969275
We DID make our engine fail instead of work in the first thread, so...

I hope MC realizes what's going on.

>>17969211
>strike witches
>surprised by this
>/tg/
>surprised by this

milfags, everywhere

>>17969275

We get a chance to look into a plane we once had interest in,

And you think we won't will it to start if he gives us the opportunity?

>>17969274
You got a point. We need a backup melee weapon.
Our Wizard powers probably won't be able to affect it as much as they would a piece of moving machinery like a gun, but a knife would still help.

Maybe we can ask the Commandos for a recommendation.

rolled 4 = 4

>>17969299
>Start engine.
>Rabbits pour out the exhaust.
>Whelp, I think I've found your problem.

>>17969211
The only reason I'm in the nuclear field and not HACKING IT UP/SIGNAL WARFARING is because the nuke field paid for college. I'm geninouly curious how the Marsians are running this, but I suspect they don't have the means to launch a full invasion, they could only deploy the Canisters ala War of the Worlds and deploy with the limited units they have/are constructing at the moment. eventually, we will go to Mars, and take the fight to the red planet.
>>17969194
The V-2 isn't the best pure orbital rocket, there is a reason both Soyuz and Saturn families are.. rather staged/not like V1.

>>17969302
All we need is a peek of Shirley and we'll get our NOPE.JPG.

>>17969302
either way, MC's probably screwed.... He makes it not work... when it was working fine, or he makes it work fine when it was detuned....

>>17969279

Not really referring to the latest series of text stories or the initial summer text story run.

I mean about the ones that came out due to the good response. You can't put those separate from the comics as some of those ran in parallel and trying to read them separately is confusing.

>>17969268
this was tried with B-17s. It didn't work

>>17969124

How will we know anything unless we actually get it into the sky?

Can't get a feel for a bird on the ground

>>17969327
Yeah, pretty much my thoughts on the matter.

If you ask the brits, they will tell you to get a v-42

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V-42_Stiletto

They are a nasty piece of steel

>>17969320
This would at least surprise them enough to give us a head start. I mean we can always just fly off in the damn thing if we need to.

>>17969268
>>17969291
You mean something like this?

>>17969346
Hence, trap

>>17969268
Witch Natter?

Set all our gnome powers to "don't do shit"

So if the Martians are in space, are we going to just reenact that season two episode?

>>17969320
>start engine
>spaghetti starts pouring out of the exhaust
>witches turn away in disgust
>Sean and Ian laugh
>not again.avi

>>17969320
Hah.

>>17969323
>Marsians
It's Martian. With a T.

God dammit planefag, if you keep making this quest so awesome and with so much shit behind the scenes, i might just have to quit while im ahead. Trying to match you would be like reading rommels book while your illiterate
>Keep on truckin

>>17969350
Good for cutting throats, but maybe not so much for large tentacled beasts.

>>17969376
Oh my fuck that picture.

>>17969208


The whole "Shirley says" thing makes the back of your neck itch the way it does when Martian bandits are drawing a bead on your six. This is a set-up, you're fucking sure of it.

Well, two can play that game. "Well, here I go!" you say, and sling yourself into the cockpit.

"... motherfucker."

"Does babby need a booster seat?" Chuck croons, laughing as he tosses in his parachute. With the parachute under your ass, like it should be, you end up sitting at the proper height. The cockpit is spacious enough, for a fighter, and well-laid out. The tail of the fighter is lashed down to the back of a flatbed truck, to keep the fighter from going anywhere and to hold the wings level, as they would be in ordinary flight.

"Ooh, back-up irons," you say, shifting your head to look through the old fashioned hoop-and-post sights set to one side of the reflector gunsight. "Good shootin, Tex!"

"Better then you any day, Yankee," Chuck says. "Let'er rip."

panzer what the FUCK is going on

>>17969323
One question I have is:
Have the Martians sent raw materials and other resources BACK to Mars in order to help fuel their military war machine?
Do they have factories already set up here, locally?

Since they haven't succumbed to Earth diseases, these Martians seem quite a bit better prepared than the ones from the book.

>>17969407
We're from north of the Mason-Dixon? Huh.

>>17969407
"my gnome sense is tingeling"

>>17969407
wait, I thought the p-51's had a notoriously cramped cockpit which was one of their main complaints vs the p-47?

>>17969407
Turn it on with you feet.

>>17969407

If he's smart, we have no options.

He could easily have something he can toggle himself, All he needs is a it to fail twice or work twice.

>>17969452
awww fuck hes right I bet he had this rigged

>>17969407

You know the real problem with this planes engine?

There's nothing wrong with it, the pilot is just bad.

Maybe he should get his sister to come sit in it and do all the difficult piloting for him?

>>17969452
>>17969427
Based on statements, he seems to be from a place that had a massive change, so I was thinking Virgina, but I want to say either my homeland of New York, or the North Midwest, since he was called a yankee, and that's prime yankee land.

>>17969407
SCARED.png

rolled 90 = 90

>>17969452
Or we could just let the plane do its thing.

Every time we've done something with a plane it's required action on our part.

>>17969407
>NOCHANGESNOCHANGESNOCHANGES
We don't want try to fix OR screw it up.

>>17969407
GNOME POWER TO LEVEL 0.

Bet you it's some fucking obvious thing unplugged in the engine.

>>17969407
Just let the engine do its thing.

>/tg/, paranoia

I bet he just wants to show off his plane.

I told you guys about hearing one idea and running off with it. You get one idea in your heads and all other possibilities just vanish. You're wearing idea-blinders.

>>17969526
HE, sure.
SHE? No fucking way.

Just fix his goddamn engine

inb4 Yeager is a Gnome as well

>>17969407

remember to yell "Props are self-clearing!" before starting the engine!

>>17969526
PILOT!

>>17969473
People from Georgia call everyone from Virginia on North Yankees.

>>17969542
Of course; every new guy the brass is bringing in is a gnome.

Our powers can still do *something*, try to diagnose any problems we notice when we try to run it. Nothing supernatural, just support our supposed "feel" for engines.

>>17969526

Why under the pretenses of having engine trouble?

He'd want to make us jelly with its power.

>>17969542
We've suspected that ever since we found out he's Shirley's brother and he got transferred to the 501st.

>>17969554
People from Alabama call everyone not from Alabama, Yankee's.

>>17969542
Why do you think Shirley knows so much about guys with magic?

>>17969526
the absurd hivemind panic is the second best part of this thread

>>17969569

People from California call everyone not from California "Fucking Flyover Rednecks."

>>17969589
Ain't it just? It's nearly as much fun as the story!

>>17969569
As a Brit, I call everyone from the US Yankees.

>>17969597
That's just because of their massive inferiority complex due to the fact they are so limited in what arms they can own. No AK's in Cali, at all. AR's heavily restricted with "evul babbykillen features" banned/restricted.

Too bad, because with their weather they could really be a nice state.

Here, have a battlegoat

>>17969589

MC is a pilot... You aren't being paranoid enough until you stare into the sun for five minutes to make sure it's not closing to engage.

>>17969623
You would, you uncultured swine.

>>17969624
>battle goat
I have no idea how to feel about this

>>17969589
>>17969603
Let's see how chipper you are when MC is strapped to a chair while Witches and scientists are poking in his brain.

>>17969644

*Ribbit*

>>17969597
Only a fucking flyover redneck would say that.

ITS A TRAP GODDAMIT. SHIRLEY RIGGED THE ENGINE TO SEE IF WE WOULD FIX IT ORK STYLE. ABORT ABORT.

>>17969623
As said Alabamian, this infuriates me. But I won't hold it against you, because I love the UK's beautiful countryside.

As a Canadian, I call everyone whatever they want to be called.

>>17969652
only half as good as battlecattle

>>17969644
Shut up, Frog.

Planefag takes a nap between each update now :<

>>17969597
People from Texas call everyone else "not Texans."
Except tourists. We call them "pardner" to screw with them.
And people with tan skin. They're all "Mexicans" no matter where they're really from.

I just got auto-banned trying to post my next update for "linking to referral sites". I'll use this name/trip to finish the goddamn quest tonight, since Moot and his FUCKING wordfilters have decided to be retarded again.

>>17969676
Hey, at least he didn't call you a Mississippian.

>>17969690
Uh ooooh

>>17969690

>>17969690
FUCK! You too?! I HATE THAT!

>>17969690
Happened to me Saturday when I tried to link 1d4chan

It must be some kind of fuckup in the system

>>17969644
You're just bitter that Australian wine is out performing your own in competitions.
And that our empire was bigger than yours.

>>17969407

You do. The twelve-cylinder inline kicks over cleanly, and you give it a minute for the oil to warm up before gunning her in earnest. The frame of the Mustang shudders with power, and an electric thrill surges through your veins - sometimes, you wonder if a single-engine fighter isn't more your speed. You slowly advance the throttle towards maximum, conspicuously doing zero troubleshooting. You shan't be drawn out that easy. Watch the mundane Widow driver break the engine, ayup.

You suppress a satisfied smile when Yeager starts making "cut" motions before you even reach 90% power. Shutting her down, you wait for the prop to stop twirling before you sling yourself out of the cockpit.

"Sorry," you say, shrugging. "Guess I just don't-"

"Are you kidding!?" Yeager says as he trots over to you. “You got it!” He shakes his head, laughing.

You blink.

"What?"

"That shudder around forty-percent power," he says. "You didn't even have to think, you just adjusted the propeller pitch and that was that!" He beams at you, genuinely impressed. "Shit, I thought I knew engines. Thought it was a knock issue; cylinder head or gasket or even shitty fuel or something. Never thought the shaft or prop was a little off-balance. Shirley was right; you really are a Merlin man!"

You sock him right in the fucking face.

>>17969700
And I'm thankful.

>>17969676

Wait... When did they get the internet in Alabama?

>>17969690
I feel stupid for not knowing what a referral site is

>>17969718
BWAHAHAHAHAHA

>>17969718
Aw...hell.


On another note, lotsa dudes gettin' facepunched tonight.

>>17969720
Asshat
>>17969718
Ha

>>17969718
>all of /tg/ tells you to not be awesome at piloting this
>you be awesome at piloting this

I guess we can't control our magic. Or the railroads.

>>17969718
>You sock him right in the fucking face.
Welp.

>>17969720
We stole it from Georgia.

>>17969718

>>17969718

Mental note: Gnome Power be always on

>>17969718

>Shirley you can't be serious

>>17969723
Basically it's when you link people from 4chan to a site where you get paid per click. I won't name them because I might get banned for it, but you know what I mean.

>>17969718

OHGOD! WE JUST PUNCHED CHUCK YEAGER IN THE FACE!

>>17969741
we don't get railroaded, we get rollercoastered

FUCK

>>17969690
go on the 4chan IRC and fix that.

Also, we here in South Carolina are very friendly, unless you try to take our guns!

The electric thrill was clearly our magic.

With this, we have been outed.

Get to our plane, fly to Africa, and go to ground. We have to stay hidden.

Our existence is a threat to the Witches' monopoly on magic. They will do horrible things to us.

>>17969718
>You sock him right in the fucking face.
WELP.

>>17969748
So do you have any idea why that happened? Something you tried to post?

>>17969718
Okay.
What.

>>17969674
WE MEK NOW. WE FIX UP DA SHOOTA FLYA WITH LOTSA KILLY GUBBINS. DEN SUM DAKKA. DEN WE MAKE DA ENGIN LOUDA, IT BE PRETTEH WEEDY ROIHT NOW. DEN MOR DAKKA.

>>17969718
>You sock him right in the fucking face.


Tell him he had a huge fucking wasp on him.

Or run.

RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN

>>17969718

>>17969718

Well crap... We lose.

>>17969772
Random text triggers it. All the time, too. I was dumping Venus' Burn once and it autobanned me.

>>17969741
Oh piss off, we weren't trying to fix Gunther's clocks either and LOOK WHAT HAPPENED THERE.

>>17969718

>>17969789

Because he (sort of) called us a gnome.

>>17969718
Hey, that's not right! He called us a Merlin man, not a gnome!

And incidentally, he probably meant it in the sense of knowing our way around a Rolls Royce Merlin engine.

You know, like the one that his Mustang has.

>>17969786
Well in that case all that random ticking was fairly irritating. And we were trying to concentrate on something.

Guys... Shirley knows too much.

She and Chuck must be... Dealt with.

Only one way to reply once he gets up.

"Its not -MY- fault you suck."

>>17969785

I know Apologized kept getting auto banned for posting "engines" followed by a possessive noun during Zeon Quest. It's random as hell.

>>17969718

We had a chance to just be "good".

But then we went off on the merlin bit.

If Chuck doesn't get it, Charlotte will. We've just...

Given blackmail material to a chick who wants to jump our bones for fun.

>>17969786
What happened is our expectations god screwed with. We thought it was just going to be average instead of our fantastic performance magic. But the gnome power fixed it to that expected performance, instead of what it actually was supposed to be.

We're too damn gnomish for our own good.

>>17969748
That clears it up
(Relating to a previous post of yours, i wont be able to run TWQ till i can find a way to not disapoint SWQ reads cause i doubt i can into all the shit planefag does)

Is it me or this is going to end The Sky Crawlers style?

>>17969718
I guess we should help him up and apologize?

>>17969813
We need to kill her in her sleep.

>>17969718

"SAY IT AGAIN, JOHNNY REB!" you bellow, towering over the fallen Yeager.

He stares at you in complete shock... for about two seconds. Then he lunges off the floor.

"DAMYANKEE!" He takes you down and you begin wrestling in earnest. He manages to roll you over to a tool caddy and bounces your head off it a few times until you smack him away with a handy paint-roller, beating him about the face till he lets up a little. Chuck just manages to get you in an arm lock when you hook your foot under the heavy tool caddy and, with every ounce of strength in your legs, manage to topple it over on him.

Well, on you too. But more on him, and that's what counts.

"What the HELL are you two doing?"

You and Yeager both freeze, and your eyes slide sideways to see Minna towering over you, looking authoritative.

>wat say

Book says it best. Fer fuck's sake.

>>17969824
Go for it, the worst thing that can happen is people don't like it, and you can just take off your trip if that's the case.

>>17969831
How about we tell him to call us a Gnome and then punch him again.

>>17969839
"Male bonding."

>>17969839
"Bonding."

>>17969812
Yeah, I had the exact same problems during Zeonquest's run, and in Zerg Quest when we were fighting against the Protoss with all of their engines.

I tried to bring it up in the IRC, but they just told me to run an anti-virus scan on my PC and stop bothering them.

>>17969846

This, immediately... It's too obvious.

>>17969839
HAND-TO-HAND COMBAT PRACTICE.
NEVER KNOW WHEN A HUMANOID MARTIAN MIGHT TURN UP.

>>17969839
Getting to know our new wingman

>>17969839
Discussing engine maintenance. How are you this fine day?
Alternatively: CRAZY IVAN

>>17969839
"Having an educated and civil discussion over regional history, ma'am."

>>17969846
say it in a husky voice

>>17969839

"Exchanging tips on the finer points of wrestling"

Its not gonna work but every military story will have it.

>>17969839
Having a gentlemanly conversation.

>>17969839
"Pilots"

>>17969839
"We are wraslin, Ma'am, we apologize for our actions, but we had a dissagrement, and it won't happen again."

(this shit is so common IRL they just say knock it off, we have items and Evolutions to observe)

>>17969839

Did I ever tell you that you have the HOLY SHIT BEES

>>17969839
Discussing Asymmetric Warfare, what are you doing?

>>17969846
>>17969852
bondingmind

>>17969812
> for posting "engines" followed by a possessive noun

Just like the word-filter on /k/ reads "bejeweled" as a name for folks of Judaic descent and autobanz for it. The fucking filters don't fucking parse for spaces, any combination of the right letters in order will piss it off. It's pissweak.

>>17969839
We are playing sailor

"Engineering dispute."

It works.

>>17969839

"Myself and Lt. Yeager here were just fixing a problem with his Mustang's engine."

>>17969846
Absolutely this.

>>17969839
"He started it."

>>17969813
This is now our future.

Except, you know, after Rance visits that sex-change temple.

...he even looks like he could be related to Shirley, actually.

>>17969881
That's gone now

>>17969839

>We're on the ground
>Minna towering over us

legslegslegslegslegslegslegslegs

"Hey now, don't ask don't tell. You don't ask, and we don't have to tell.

>>17969839
American male bonding ritual, sir!

>>17969839
"Male bonding. Getting to know the new guy. It's what us men do. Just like with Rommel and Stirling in the kitchen."

>>17969839
Playing grab ass sir. Why, you want in? Too bad.

>>17969839
I WAS TEACHING HIM THE BASICS

OF CQC

>>17969839
Start singing "Marching through Georgia".

>>17969881
I still remember laughing pretty hard when I got autobanned the day those came into effect for saying the jews made a damn good tank.

Fuck wordfilters in general

"We were just having a vigorous discussion about the repercussions of the American Civil War, Ma'am."

>Minna towering over you, looking authoritative.
>implying both us and chuck are not staring at her legs

>>17969839

Get up immediately and make a stiff nazi salute pose

>>17969846

>>17969824
>TWQ
I keep seeing this image in my head of a gnome tank captain getting back to base and boasting about getting more done then a bunch of girls in roller skates except as soon as his feet hit the ground a bunch of shit that should have broken sooner does so all at once, and the tank practically sags.

>>17969846
Charlotte would know otherwise.

>>17969839
"Ah, Wing Commander! Just the person I was looking for."

Talk to her about the signals Sean picked up and our suggestion of running an ELINT signal triangulation mission. While still wrasslin' with Yeager.

Well, with a reaction like THAT it's even more obvious.

I just hope they don't cut us open to see how we tick.

>>17969883
Instantly thought of 13th warrior

>>17969841

You do not like ze hot Fraulein, ja?

>>17969942
>>17969526

We'll just say he insulted our plane by saying we're a "Merlin man." WE ONLY FLY ONE PLANE, AND IT IS A NIGHT FIGHTER.

>>17969939
>>17969939
>>17969939
>>17969939
I like this one.

>>17969955
IT ALSO USES PRATT & WHITNEY DOUBLE WASPS.

To say it uses a BRITISH engine is a major insult!

>>17969939

This. Continue working Chuck into a pin while you calmly discuss potential ELINT operations.

>>17969826
Haha oh man that movie.

SUCH A ಠ_ಠ MOVIE

>>17969955
Thats not a bad idea for a save. Seconded.

>>17969939
>>17969939

It's perfect. We're still playing the asshole while getting shit done.

>>17969839

Foreplay ma'am. Want to join?

>>17969917
This.

>>17969839

"Demonstrating why we name our tanks Shermans"

>>17969946
Worst girl, poor taste man.

Serious question, what's with Planefaggin? Is he trolling or writing AU fanfic?

>>17969982
"I killed the aliens!" and then we crash. the prologue is another fighter pilot with a half-remembered trauma arriving at the base.

>>17969839
WE'RE EXPLORING MALE ANATOMY, WOULD YOU CARE TO JOIN US?

>>17969945
Also works in real life!

And general consensus seems to be 'admire legs, weak excuse, something relevant'

>>17970013

Wordfilter autobanned "Planefag" so he finishing tonight on an alternate tripcode.

>>17970013
Old trip was banned.

>>17969946

I instantly thought of The Holy Roman Empire's princess dialogue from Medieval 2.

>>17969917
i agree. here's the song for those who haven't heard of it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-dzCt2xeSo

>>17969923
>>17969906

You and Yeager both stare at Minna silently.

"... BESIDES staring at my legs," she snaps, and you both jerk your gaze upwards.

"OR my chest!" she scowls so darkly that you both actually look at her face. "ANSWER ME!"

"SIR MALE BONDING SIR!" you and Chuck both reply synchronously.

She blinks. "You bond by kicking each others asses, or should I give you some privacy?"

>>17970013
See
>>17969690

>>17970043
Oh no, you can watch if you want.

>>17970009
>Best girl, awsome taste
FTFY

>>17969839
>Minna standing above us
>DEM LEGS

>>17970043
>"Sir yes sir!"

>>17970043
Well, if you want to watch sir, that is your prerogative.

>>17970060
Okay, maybe mid tier, but she isn't the best. Eila and Erica are both better. I feel like a faggot now.

>>17970043
"Nah we're good."

NOW talk about the ideas with the signal.

>>17970043
>She blinks. "You bond by kicking each others asses, or should I give you some privacy?"
"Yes, ma'am!"
Also,
>Talk to her about the signals Sean picked up and our suggestion of running an ELINT signal triangulation mission. While still wrasslin' with Yeager.

>>17970043

"Nah, we are fine with voyeurism. Oh besides that I've gots a question to ask..."

>>17970043
"An audience with a betting pool is customary, but not required. Alcohol is usually appreciated.
"But Chuck and I can finish this later. I actually did have something to talk to you about, Wing Commander."

And talk to her about the ELINT triangulation patrol.

>>17970043
Good to see both pilots think alike

>>17970043
Yeah, don't you give Sakamoto or Barkhorn a good slappin every once and awhile?

>>17970056
This.

>>17970043
>yfw Minna wants to give you two privacy

>>17970043
Your're welcome to join

>>17970043
"I'd much rather you watch."

>>17970043
I think we need to bring Chuck (or maybe some other guy more willing to work with us after this) in on this
>>17968800
Yaoi is probably the easiest way to get them all hot and bothered.

"We're discussing penises. Did you want to join?"

>>17970090
This.

>>17970110
You forgot your picture.

>>17970084
"Oh, I'm sure you've gotten down to fist-to-cunts with one of the other witches at some point. What? Fisticuffs. You know, pugilism, boxing? What did you think I said?

ask her if she doesn't do the same with the other girls and act genuinely surprised when she says no. also talk to her about the signals

>>17970090
I don't know about this. I feel like she could throw both of us out of the hangar by herself. Perhaps we should not invite her to our little wrasslin' bit.

>>17970079
Seconding

>>17970043
Well... were just about to break out the tanning oil, if you care to watch.

>>17970089
>All the Witches faces' when