>>18148053

oh god we must be extra careful here.

Check our potions.
Do we have enough healing and luck stored?

>>18148094
>luck
Nope. I don't think we've actually made any yet, and since it drains the creator's luck on use, we can't use it ourselves anyway.

>>18148108
It drains our luck on creation, not on use.

>>18148053
Hood up, face forward, eyes open.

go to the apartment

You pull up your hood to hide your trademark lightblue hair, wishing you thought of dyeing it or something. grabbing the twins by the hands you head straight to your apartment.

Nothing's gonna stop you from getting that bike.


>chart updated

Mentally prepare for assault.

>>18148164
Tell Kraus to begin scanning the area and tracking everything: if it's not the Twins or their Devices, it's to be tagged as a possible threat.
Can he also scan for weapons?

>>18148164

this was a horrible idea...

You arrive at the building your apartment is part of.
Before entering with the girls you take a quick look around the area.
A couple of small trucks pass by on the road, carrying vegetables and fruit.
A couple of kids playing on the sidewalk, throwing paper-shurikens at each other.
The building across the street is still looming overhead ominously, same as ever.

You walk up to the door and enter your password on the keypad. It slides open and lets you in.
You pass by the small cubicle that often holds the apartment's landlord.
Fukuya-san doesnt seem to be there today, he must be somewhere on business.

In the lobby you consider taking the stairs or the elevator to your room on the 7th floor.

[ ]elevator
[ ]stairs

>>18148164
Keep very close paranoid watch on everything. Warn the twins to keep on the look out. We are not staying here for a date, or a movie, or anything that involves staying in this hellhole crafted out of pure hate for US any longer than possible.

>>18148205

stairs slowly.

>>18148205
Stairs, take the stairs, the elevator will be full of Yakuza, or it will break, or something. Stairs. Also given that the landlord isn't here I'm betting that Yaks are in our room.

>>18148205
Stairs. Are we wearing our sword-belt?

>>18148219
Agreed, we take the stairs.
Also, can Kraus do a scan of the area to see of there's an unusual concentration of people?

>>18148164
Surprised we did not end up with a cat ear hood. Make sure not to say that so the twins could hear though.

Have a look around and see where we are then start heading towards our old home I guess

>>18148238
>Surprised we did not end up with a cat ear hood. Make sure not to say that so the twins could hear though.

Quite the opposite. THIS MUST BE SAID AND HEARD

>>18148253
Not now! We're still in hostile territory, we need to remain quiet until we secure our objective and get to a safer area.

You decide on the stairs, remembering that the elevators have security cameras in them.
You do not want to leave a trace of you being here.

Slowly the three of you walk up the stairs.
Not slow enough to be suspicious, just slow enough to be alert of your surroundings.
To feign suspicion you engage in smalltalk with the girls.
"So girls what do you want to do in my Dimension? We have a whole day after we grab my stuff. We can do anything you want"

"I dunno, maybe look around if possible, see some sights." Erica says.
"I would like to go to that amusement park you talked about Hayate." Ursula replies.
"okay, well do that." you tell them

You climb on.


>>18148225
Yes you are.

>>18148253
We don't want to give them suggestions at this point.
Doubtless they would hear us even thinking it anyway

>inb4 stairs turn into SCP-087 on way down
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-087

>>18148266
Still saying we need Kraus to be acting as our soliton radar, to warn of any incoming hostiles.

>>18148238
> cat ear
> not superior bunny ear

>>18148273
...I don't even have to check the link to know which one that is.
I have a love-hate relationship with creepy stuff like that.

You arrive at the hallway leading to your apartment.
It's as dingy as ever, peeling paint on the walls. the third light from the elevator still broken.

You walk to your room.
A few doors from yours, you hear loud music being played no doubt by that delinquent you've seen on occassion.
The room next yours where Minakami-san, an officelady, lives is closed as expected.
The formerly empty room on the other side seems to have had someone move-in. The new nameplate and the empty boxes on the door indicate so.

You are now infront of your door.

WAT DO?

>>18148281
Cat ear hoods are a common "cute" item
Bunny ears are more cosplay and fetish.

Anyway never seen one of those cat ear hood jumpers?

>>18148273
SCP? its a branch of the bureau.
Theyre basically the arcane/paranormal artifacts vault/prison

Located off-site to protect the Bureau itself.
Maybe who knows, in advance training theyll teach you how to effectively handle artifacts

>>18148294
Take a Kraus knife, stick it under the doors of the rooms, especially the formerly empty one and our own. Make sure there is no one in either room. Worst case scenario we time stop/invisible grab bike and leave.

Knock.

>>18148294
Get kraus to scan the area

>>18148299
Now I imagine Mike playing a prank on another Bureau member, only for a monkey statue to appear in his room the next day...
All his weapons have become dull.

>>18148310
>>18148300
You ask Kraus to do a quick scan of the immediate area.

"TWO IN THERE" he indicates the newly occupied room.
"FOUR IN THERE" talking about the room where the music is coming from.
"AND ONE IN THERE." ,Minakami-san's place.

"THERE ARE FIVE PEOPLE TOTAL IN THE FLOOR ABOVE US. AND 31 IN THE FLOORS BELOW."
You thank him for the information and ask him to keep actively scanning.

WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

<vending machine on balcony wtf

>>18148315
For some reason mike seems a but too genre savvy to ever get caught in a prank.

He might still pull some but he remains in the sidelines enough that not one ever sees it as him

No one in? Check for explosives and other equipment.

>>18148329
Open the door to our room, preferably from a distance and behind cover, see if we can make it look like it wasn't closed properly rather than someone opening it.

>>18148329
Four people in which room, Ours?
Keep watch on the rooms and sneak in to get our bike.

We kept our key right? Not like we expected to go out and never return

>>18148329
><vending machine on balcony wtf
Could be a living Vending Machine.

>>18148329
Could be a common room with the vending machine on the balcony.

They do have them in Japan

>>18148351
No, the delinquent's room.
I think we should stick a knife under and see if Kraus can see anything like that.

"Kraus, can you scan for explosives or electronics?" you ask him.
"NOPE. I WASN'T PROGRAMMED FOR THAT." he replies.
"Maybe we could help?" Ursula says as she takes out victor.
Victor does a scan of the floor, he fins nothing except the regular electronics of the neighbors and the security camera pointed at the elevator.

Your room in all intents and purposes, is clean.

[ ]go in
[ ]other

>>18148369

go in get bike.

>>18148369
Open door, invisible, have sisters hide out of site. If coast is clear grab bike.

>>18148329

scan your home for anything suspicious Yakuza might be monitoring it.

is there a chance that the parents come along to push more dept on us?

>>18148369

this seems the safest way for now
>>18148376

>>18148377
They didn't know where we ran to.
They dumped the debt on us and we ran with our bike.

I just thought we never did find out what Matsuri's device or powers were

Guys, this sounds like a trigger situation.
Shit will go down once we have the bike. But we should be safe until then.

>>18148377
>>18148376
Room is clean. Noone, and nothing inside.
Read the posts by LG.

[ ]go inside.
Standing in the hallway this long is bad juju
going invisible right now might waste time we could need later.

Just go in, sit quiet inside. pack bag in folio. go out.

>>18148385
That's why we are looking for the quickest clearest way out

>>18148393
Not to mention a pair of hot German twins in a Japanese apartment will stick out like a sore thumb.

After this lets go to a crowded city.
Tokyo or someshit

I now imagine a full-scale scenario with a Werewolf attacking us because of our "unnatural" magic, then a vampire (who's actually the boss of the "nice people") demanding our money only for a Changeling to appear and us ending up in the Hedge.
Then the three magical girls appear and rape the true Fae.

>>18148398
In that region especially

>>18148411
especially what?

The twins sticking out like a sore thumb.

We lived in a run down apartment and we are walking around with two girls who look far too good to live or know people in this sort of area

LG is eating rice balls again?

>>18148425

its a sign that we're boned bigtime.

>[x]go in

You tell the girls to head down the hallway, and back into the staircase, you'll keep mental contact with them.

You turn invisible.
[30mins]
Opening the door, you pause to see if anything happens
[28mins]
You walk into the small, empty six tatami room.
The window is covered by thick brown sackloth, preventing anyone in the building across the street to see you.
A bag of garbage is in the corner, you were unable to take it downstairs on the day you met Mike.
There is no futon, no bed. Just the floor.

There, on a hook, hangs your old jacket.
You got it the first day you went into hiding, when you were forced to sleep in a park. You found it on a bench.
2 sizes too big, and with holes in the elbows, it still kept you warm enough on those cold nights.

To one side, is the closet. Completely empty save for a few clothes you bought prior to moving in.

And there, leaning against the wall is your bike.

>>18148446
Grab the bike, and get he fuck out.
If we can extend invisibility to the bike, do so, otherwise, go visible.

>>18148446
We may as well grab the jacket, just because, and grab the bike, carefully, hopefully it's not attached to a bomb, speaking of that, make sure the bike isn't attached to a trap, then grab bike/jacket.

>>18148446
Grab our bike and leg it

>>18148451
Nope leave the jacket, it's a trap and not the kind we are.

Bike and leg it

>>18148446
[25mins]

Your trusty, blue bike.
You bought this mountain bike when you were 13 years old.
You had to work for two months at a small ramen shop in Tokyo, cleaning dishes and doing deliveries, just to be able to pay for it.

You remember the joy you had when you first rode it.
The pride you had as you pedaled it down the street.
You maintained and cared for it fanatically. Never leaving anything to chance.
You remember having to eat nothing but rice and nori paste for a week to get new tires for it.

It helped you get jobs, mostly as a messenger, sometimes as a deliveryguy.
you touch a dent in its frame. It was the result of you being almost run over by a truck, the crash broke your left wrist.
You spin the pedals and wonder how many miles you have gone on them

This bike used to be your only friend.
You had no connection to anyone else in this world, save for this bike.

As you look upon these bitter sweet memories, you begin to tear up again.

The joy of having friends.
The comfort of a warm room.
The stability of a life not working yourself to the bone.
The love of two wonderful ladies.
These are the things you never had before.

All you had back then was this bike.
[20mins]

You finally let loose, unable to hold it in.
The invisibility slipping off as your concentration broke.

>>18148482
Shit, hit time stop and bunnymode and get the hell out of there.

>>18148482
No time for tears!
Operation Bikelift takes precedence!
Get. The. Fuck. Out.

>>18148482
The twins must have sensed the sudden change in your mood, and they call out to you mentally.

'hey you alright?'
'Is anything the matter?' they ask

You try and fake it, doing the best to compose yourself.
'N-no it's nothing. I'll be right out.'

But the tears won't stop.
a moment later both of them barge into your room.
They close the door, and both of them have thier arms around you.

"It's okay. It's okay. We're here."
"Just let it out."

[ ]let it out
[ ]hold it in

>>18148502
Hold it in. for now.

>>18148502
Let it out

>>18148502
[x] Hold it in. We gotta move, man.

>>18148508
>>18148509
hold it in for a dramatically long enough pause, then let it come out stronger than before.

>>18148508
>>18148512
Let it out while we are relatively safe. We can't have this creeping up on us during a dangerous situation

>>18148502
Hold it in, we can't possibly lose our composure in the presence of our ladies. What kind of butler would we be if we didn't?

>>18148517
We have already done it in the past, no biggie to do it now.

rolled 85 = 85

Rollan to let it out

After a few more moments in thier embrace you finally calm yourself.
The two say nothing as they help you pack.
You slip your bike into the folio, and Ursula does the same to the clothes from the closet.
You pull down the old jacket and fold it to put it away.

As the three of you are ready to walk out the door, there is a knock.
"Hello? this is the police. We would like to ask you some questions."

WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18148530
TIMESTOP, BUNNYMODE, OUT THE WINDOW!

rolled 38 = 38

>>18148530
Time stop and GTFO

Doesn't matter if they are legit we aren't spending our
last day in a situation where we could attract the attention of the yakuza we ran away from

>>18148530

Didn't we have the ability to teleport back to the Bureau at will?

>>18148530
NOPE.JPG
>>18148542
YEP.PNG

>>18148542
It took five minutes to get us back from Strike Witches. I don't think we have five minutes.

>>18148542
Needs an open space. takes 5 mins to lock in.
Like in the SW universe, where we ported out on the beach

> didn't let it out
why?
Also check if really policia

>>18148552

Right then.

Timestop, bunny mode, grab girls, fly saucer out of the building, and try to find somewhere reasonably hidden before time restarts.

Guys, why are we spamming magical solutions here when everything bar our invisibility is flashy enough to get us badly penalised?

Seriously, what the hell?

We pretend we're not here. Absolute silence. If they break and enter, they're not police, and therefore we kick some asses in hand-to-hand and make a run for it.

rolled 75 = 75

>>18148567
Bunnymode + saucer does nothing

>>18148537
>>18148536
Holding the twins' hands, you top time.
[80secs]
You open the door to reveal a pair of policemen.
A young one and an older man with glasses.
The older of the two has a radio out, the younger man has his hand poised to knock again.

After closing the door three of you run down the hall to the stairs.
[70secs]
You take the steps two at a time. Erica keeping up with you just fine but Ursula having some difficulty.
You are now at the 3rd floor.
[50 seconds}
You ponder if it's safe to release your hold on time now.

[ ]release time
[ ]continue hold

>>18148576
Uh, if we use our magic while timestopped, nobody sees it?
>>18148578
[x] hold
They probably have the local area under surveillance.

rolled 26 = 26

>>18148578
Hold it until we are clear of this building

>>18148578
If we release now, we might breach masquerade.

I say we release.
we might need a few seconds later on

>>18148578
Pickup ursala if we need to and don't release yet

Also we need to be prepared to use our smokescreen at anytime, its something we could probably get away with and it will be useful for escaping

>>18148578
"Kraus, can you scan again? I want to make sure the cops aren't Yakuza in disguise with more hiding in wait for us."

You decide not to risk it.
[50secs]
You pick up Ursula with one arm and run faster down the stairs, Erica keeping pace step for step.

[40 secs]
You arrive at the lobby, still no-one there.
You walk out to the sidewalk and find a policecar parks on the street.

[30secs]
YOu are now a block away form your apartment.
Erica is panting hard from trying to keep up with you. Ursula is looking at your face in concern.

WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18148626
Release the time stop, time to let the girls calm down, then go to an amusement park.

>>18148626
Find a hidden spot and drop it.
Toilets or some other small space preferably

>>18148626
Duck around a corner and drop timestop.

>>18148626
unfreeze and wait for ursula to get her breath back then continue in a direction that is away from our apartment and if possible towards the amusment park. Aleviate any concerns the girls may have while traveling

>>18148638
You mean Erica. She's the panting one because she had to keep up with our AMAZING LEG MUSCLES.

Duck around a corner and unfreeze time. Let Erica catch her breath.

You find an abandoned alley, and walk inside. You finally release time.
Setting Ursula on the ground, you give her and Erica a nice warm hug.

"Are you okay now Hayate?" Ursula asks
"yeah. I am now." you turn to Erica. "hey, how are you holding up?"
"you... run.. too.. fast..." she says as she pants.

After a few more minutes, she finally returns to normal And the three of you resume to walk down the street.

"So girls where do you want to go?"


***ROLL EM! 1d3***
1 amusement park
2 walk around
3 other

rolled 3 = 3

>>18148683
Amusement parkuda

>>18148683
The mystery option!

rolled 1 = 1

>>18148683
:V

rolled 1 = 1

>>18148688
small d in dice.
Also AMusement park!

rolled 2 = 2

>>18148688
Huh, it's case-sensitive?

rolled 3 = 3

>>18148695
Always has been

rolled 3 = 3

>>18148683

Amusement park

rolled 1 = 1

Parkday

rolled 2 = 2

>>18148683
Home to the bureau. Apologize about the park, but with the police involved, it's probably not a good idea.

rolled 1 = 1

>its a tie for amusement park and OTHER

Roling.

>>18148711
Looks like we're going to the amusement park!
We've got to take the girls on a roller coaster, an maybe they'll have that teacups ride.

rolled 3 = 3

>>18148683
Amusement park!

>>18148711
>park
-----------------------------------
The girls, Ursula in particular, are interested in seeing an amusement park.
You decide to get out of this isolated suburb as fast as possible.
You set your sights on Tokyo, about 20 mins away.

Now you decide.
Do you risk being spotted at a train station?
Or do you risk getting cornered in a taxi?

[ ]train
[ ]taxi
[ ]other

>>18148741
Taxi

Would rather avoid the train groping scenario

>>18148741
Don't we still have bike-chan? Do they have bike racks on Tokyo taxis?

>>18148752
BIke chan is in the folio.
Same as you did with the Flying Dutchman war bike when headed home from the SW universe.

>>18148741
[x] Taxi. Wait, do we have money?

>>18148761
In that case [✓] train. I'm hoping to get into a groping scenario where we either defend our women or, even better, are the ones being gropes in our cute skirt.

>>18148766
Pretty sure we got some before we left

>>18148769
They would target Ursula or us.

I prefer the idea of avoiding that, I like tormenting hayate as much as the next person but only when it is the girls

>>18148779
If they target Ursula, both Hayate and Erica kick their ass. If they target Hayate, he blushes and tries to keep quiet, then Erica crushes their balls. It should be fun either way.

>>18148741
[x] train
More public, and Yakuza know enough not to make a public scene.

>>18148785
If they target Hayate just turn to them and say "I'm a man"

>>18148741
There's no way we can afford a taxi. I doubt they accept guptas and yonks here. We'll have to either take the train or ride them there on our handlebars.

[x]other
Did we bring the flying dutchman?
If yes then we can go to Tokyo on bikes.
Ursula riding with us, and Erica on the dutchman

>>18148791
bureau badge acts as a credit card.
I think we can use that in a taxi


lets ask Kraus if we can generate cash

>>18148797
Theres no way erica will be able to keep up with us on a bike, we ride faster than a high speed car

I can just picture LG sitting here laughing at his screen
like Yagami Light watching his plans come together and us being so paranoid

>>18148800
Actually, that reminds me that we should hit up an ATM before we enter the park, so that we have some spending cash.

How close is the train station from here?

>>18148813
Good idea, carnivals wont take credit and I doubt they will have ATMs around

>>18148825
Not a carnival, but a full-blown amusement park like Six Flags or Universal, from the sounds of it. And they *definitely* take credit.

>>18148809
Im not laughing.
Im waiting.

waiting for you to make a consensus for now.

-=-=-=-=-=-
before you make a decision on your mode of transport, you remember that you have no cash on you.
So used are you now of paying with your Bureau badge for everything in town and the PX that you forgot to ask Mike how to acquire cash.

'Hey Kraus. I dont have a single yen on me. How do i get money from my Bureau account?' you ask him

'LOCAL CURRENCY?' he asnwers. 'JUST SLIP ME IN YOUR POCKET AND TELL ME HOW MUCH YOU NEED FOR THIS ROMANTIC VOMIT FIESTA. ILL GENERATE IT AND SUBTRACT IT FROM YOUR FUNDS.'

You do as you're told and feel the wight of 50,000 yen in bills and change in your pocket.
'Thanks man.'
'TELL ME IF YOUVE BURNED THROUGH THAT POCKET CHANGE AND ILL MAKE SOME AGAIN.

>>18148843
Problem solved.
Go go hilarious train groper scenario!

>>18148843
Okay then.
Let's take the train.
The Japanese Rail system is one of the most punctual in the world; it should impress the Twins that someone else could equal Teutonic precision.

>>18148843
Dammit go and ruin my image of you as an evil mastermind then.

Was enjoying that train of thought

>>18148854
Yeah the rail network is brilliant over there.

Might as well go for it and have hayate get even more attention then

>>18148854
>The Japanese Rail system is one of the most punctual in the world; it should impress the Twins that someone else could equal Teutonic precision.
Especially as they are German.
German trains constantly come to late.
Not that I'm one to talk. I was once responsible for stopping a train. My friends blocked the door with their bikes when I noticed that I forgot to buy a ticket. The train driver shouted at us.

Busses are worse. They NEVER even have a semblance of being punctual. Five minutes early, five minutes late, sometimes even skipping a whole round. Though that's mostly experience from Dortmund, which has horrible public transportation.

>train it is.

You lead the girls to the train station, there, you board the first train headed to inner tokyo.

The train is pretty much desserted, seeing as the morning rush hour is way over.
Just about a dozen people in the car as you are in.
The men in the car sneaking peeks at your two lovely ladies. Erica loving the attention and Ursula shying away from it.
Both hold move in closer to you whenever someone looks your way.
On guy in particular, wearing a backpack, glasses and a rat-tail seems to have sprouted a nosebleed when Erica gave you a tight squeeze as he was looking.

About 5 mins away from your destination


>>18148858
but the concensus isnt the only thing im waiting for.
Im waiting for a lot of things.
for you to trigger one of my scenario flags, for you to make a bad decision, for you to fuck up.
Im waiting for a lot of things.

Japanese trains have female-only carriages. Won't stop us getting groped, since I expect Erica and Ursula will be doing the groping.

>>18148896
I'm kind of disappointed that Hayate's not getting as much attention as the girls.

Anyway, don't let our guard down just yet.

>>18148896
And that's why I love it.

Just like Papa-N

>>18148896
>LOL LEFT THE POST INCOMPLETE

About 5 mins away from your destination, you hear a ruckus from the other end of the car.

You look to see a delinquent looking guy standing over a girl with pink hair.
"Hey baby, Lets go somewhere, just you and me."
"No. Now please, you are disturbing the other passengers, and making a fool of yourself. please stop." she answers.
"DID YOU JSUT SAY THAT IM A FOOL? YOU FUCKING BITCH?!" he shouts.
The other males in the car look but make no move to assist the girl.

WAT DO?
[ ]help
[ ]don't help

Also how exactly do you help her?

>>18148902
Not every train has a dedicated female carriage.

And that would remove any chance of fun if we were to get out of it that easily

>>18148891

In the rest of Europe, we're happy if public transportation is +- 30 mins

>>18148926
>[✓] Help.

We're big damn heroes. Dressed as a girl.

>>18148926
Wait for him to make a move then help her.
Quick takedown, no weapons or anything flashy if possible

>>18148926
[x] Help
Timestop, undo his pants, give him a wedgie, and tie his shoelaces together, then return to position.

>>18148926

If it's who I think it is, we really really, don't even need to help out.

But go up there: "Excuse me sir but you're disturbing her and everyone else in the cabin."

>>18148926
Ah, the fucking Japanese social blinders at work again.

Wait for him to make threatening motion.
That's when we run at him and deliver a flying kick to his head.

>>18148929
Here in Germany we complain when we need to wait more than twenty minutes for the train.

Though I did have a hilarious moment when I watched a Japanese movie where a girl complained about being in a village in the middle of nowhere - Because the train only came once an hour.
In the village that I'm living in, it's once every two hours. But this village is quite shitty. We've got five supermarkets, six hairdressers, about four fuel stations and neither cinema nor any interesting stores.

>>18148950
Goddammit no.
First, we're very limited on Time Stop now.
Second, that's the kind of public majaik use that, while it's not enough to get us kicked out of the Bureau, is still enough to get us hauled up in front of a disciplinary hearing.

Are we still dressed as a girl?

>>18148963
Yes.

It's our disguise for being home to avoid the yakuza, this is a trigger to get them interested in us as this persona and we are going to charge in anyway because we won't leave a lady in trouble

well since were talking about public transport.
Here in the phils the trains throughout manila run decently on time. one every ten mins.

Buses are a good option, they dont run a on a schedule and multiple busses for the same destination ply the roads at any given time.

There are no trains linking manila to the outer lying provinces. most of the travel is by bus.

Also there's the jeepney. its good cheap, and fun as hell to ride at 1am and drunk as a skunk

>>18148976
Okay, we're mostly all agreed on helping the girl, but method is all over the place.
You might need to put up some options for people to vote.

>help
>wait

You stand up from your seat from between the girls and make as if you were headed for the door. You continue observing the situation.

"YOU FUCKING BITCH YOU DONT KNOW WHO YOURE TALKING TO. NOW BOW DOWN TO ME AND MAYBE ILL FORGIVE YOU."
"How rude. Just stop being an idiot and shut-up."

YOu see him reach inside his pants pocket.
YOu dont even wait to see what it was he was reaching for, you go in.

At the same time you grab his elbow and pin his arm behind him, the girl unleashes a vicious punch right into his stomach.

The blow actually sent the shockwaves into you.

"You didnt have to intervene you know." she says as ou hold up the now unconcious man. "i could have taken him out myself. What if you got hurt?"

WAT SAY OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18148984
Well efficiently and without and majaik / flashiness is best.

Less chance we will get into trouble with the bureau

>>18148999
Sorry but I hate seeing people get harassed and I wasn't sure you could defend yourself

>>18148999
"It wouldn't have been been the first time, and I can handle myself too. Besides, how was I to know you could do that? I would rather err on the side of safety."

Also, say it all in a girl's voice.

>>18148999
raise eyebrow and throw the question back at her putting emphasis on the you

>>18148999
These
>>18149017
>>18149019

>>18148999

"But I didn't know that. Better safe than sorry, no? Letting a girl like you get scarred would be unacceptable."

>>18148999
"You could have. But I didn't know that at the time. If we all only thought about ourselves, and not in helping others, then there would be no more heroes left in Man."

>>18148999
Not everyone is as bold and prepared as you... although I would prefer they were. It is nice to meet someone else who can handle themselves.

>>18149025
You know we are still dressed as a girl right? She will probably think we are a lesbian... And there's our latest comic misunderstanding

>>18148999
>H-I-N-A, Mankai, hai hai!
>H-I-N-A, Hinagiku, hai hai!

"But I didn't know that. Better safe than sorry, no? Letting a girl like you get scarred would be unacceptable." You say in a female voice while still keeping your cool butler tone.
"B-but I could do it myself!" She answers, flustered for some unknown reason.
"I know that now. But i still would have helped you anyway."

The train stops. You haul the man to the nearest police-box, and deposit him there with a note explaining the situation.

As you walk away, with the twins at your arms, she calls out.
"W-wait! What's your name?"

>>18149032
>also ,goddamn you are too genre savvy
or maybe im just predictable?

tsun tsun
dere dere

>>18149032

Thats the point.jpg

>>18149069
"Hermione." then walk away all cool like

>>18149069
Do we say Hayate and make her think:
A - We're a crossdresser
B - We have a dude's name
Or say Susan and have her think:
C - We're a lesbian

>>18149069
Susan

>>18149069
Hermione, at least we are somewhat used to being called it.

>>18149074
It's Hayate, take a situation find the most outrageous outcome and apply it.

You have the result 99.999% of the time

rolled 44 = 44

>>18149083

This.

>>18149069
>>18149085
No, let's use Hermione.
Hermione Ayasaki.

>>18149083
THIS OR
>>18149086
THIS

rolled 51 = 51

Meido Star?

>>18149095
Don't give a last name. much more mysterious.

>>18149095
I think the consensus is Hermione and walk off Coolly

"Hermione." You say as you walk away "I'm Hermione."
"I'll see you around." you finish by throwing her a quick wave without looking.

Her eyes follow your fleeting form until you're full out of sight.
.....................................

The three of you walk around, you actually had no idea which amusement park to go to, being that you've never been to one yourself.

"hey..." Erica tugs at your arm. "When did they move the EIffel tower to Japan and paint it red?"

She says as she points to the form of the Tokyo tower looming over the city.

>>18149135
"That's the Tokyo Tower, silly. It's a big radio tower."

>>18149135
"Oh. We stole that during World War Three. That was some crazy stuff, let me tell you."

>>18149135
You tell the twins about the Tokyo tower.
As you finish explaining it, Erica says.
"Can we go there?" Ursula nods in support.

[ ]yes
[ ]yes
[ ]here's MY tokyo tower

>>18149135
"Ah, that's the Tokyo Tower. It's a big radio tower that always gets destroyed in kaiju and disaster movies."

Also, mentally contact Kraus.
'Crap, man, I forgot I never went to an amusement park before. Can you hook up to the Internet and find a good one near here?'

>>18149151
>[✓] Yes
"It's a big tourist attraction. I've never been there before."

>>18149151
[x]yes

And brace for craziness to ensue.

>>18149151
[x] Here's MY tokyo tower
What the hell, we're overdue for some HUE.

>>18149151
[X] yes

the second one because i don't trust option 1

>shedunt same

no captcha they ARE different.

>>18149164

>Doing it everyday
>Overdue

Whut.jpg

>>18149164
This but when we are at the top of the Tokyo tower

>>18149151
"Anything you want." you tell them with a smile.
You reach the Tokyo tower and ascend it.
Erica marvels at the view, Ursula seems more interested in the cameras tourists are using.
YOu quickly turn to Erica as Ursula is peering through one of th telescopes, "hey Erica, now that you've seen the Tokyo Tower, here's MY Tokyo Tower." and you make a motion of raising your skirt.
This earns you a punch to the gut, and a whisper of "Too many people here, idiot."

After about an hour in the observation deck you invite them for a meal inside FootTown, the tourist area at the base of the tower.

After the meal you consider on what to do.
[ ]park
[ ]walk around

>>18149224
>[✓] Walk Around
They've probably never seen anything even remotely like a city the size of Tokyo before.

>>18149224
[x] Park
That's why we're here.

>>18149224
Totally worth it

Amusement park, we did promise Ursula we would take her one after all. And see about getting Ursula a digital camera while we are here, a rechargeable one

>>18149224
[x]park
Get Kraus to look up amusement parks we can go to.


>>18149256
So not worth it. All it got us was a punch to the gut, not even a promise of funtimes later.

>>18149278
It was funny enough to do and got a reaction from Erica. Plus it will probably come up later

>[x]park
Still unsure of where to go you quickly mentilate Kraus.
'Hey man, you can access the internet here right?'
'THAT DINKY NETWORK ISNT EVEN A CHALLENGE.'
'Cool. Can you find me maps to the nearest amusement parks? I'll destract the girls until you can get me some data.'

***ROLL FOR DATA MINING***

rolled 52 = 52

>>18149311
Rolling for use of google maps I guess.

rolled 64 = 64

>>18149311
Tempted to play some Uplink right now...

rolled 67 = 67

>>18149311
Best park go!

rolled 79 = 79

>>18149324
Could you imagine Kraus in that game?

HEY COCKLUMP I NEED SOME SHIT BROKEN INTO, BRING ME THIS FILE AND I WONT RELEASE PICTURES OF YOU IN THIS SLUTTY MAID OUTFIT TO THE WORLD

As you wait for Kraus to relay you the info you need, you walk around with the twins at the base of the tower.

YOu see a small commotion
"WHERE DID SHE GO?! FIND!"
"KEEP LOOKING!"
A couple of men in black suits and sunglasses are approaching your way.

WAT DO?

rolled 39 = 39

>>18149345
Do nothing conspicuous but keep a watch over them

rolled 62 = 62

>>18149345
Head the other way all smooth and casual like.

>>18149353
Doesn't seem like someone after us, probably after Hina who has been following us

rolled 8 = 8

>>18149345
Walk, don't run, in a direction away from them.

>>18149345
>A couple of men
discuss feminine problems with the twins

>>18149381
This.
Use mindlink for coordination. Or just Butler classyness.

>>18149362

NOPE.

These be Nagi's men.

We be running into her by walking where we're headed right now.

And maybe Maria.

>>18149425
Oh god the Nagi events will happen.
The universe wants it to start but we want to take our twins to the amusement park

rolled 58 = 58

>>18149444
We can dip out at any time if we get five minutes alone.

rolled 90 = 90

Nagi?

Not wanting any trabble, you and the twins walk slowly and inconspicuously away.

About a block away from the tower, you find yourselves in a park.

You sit the girls down on a bench and offer to buy them some drinks from a vending machine you saw on the way in.

There you find a little blond girl with pigtails being approached by two men.
"Hey cutie, why are you all alone here?"
You see one of them reach for her.

[ ]help
[ ]help
[ ]360 then help

rolled 13 = 13

>>18149455
180, moonwalk, help

rolled 50 = 50

>>18149455
[✓]help

>>18149455
360 then help.

We all know we have to white knight it, it just wouldn't be proper not to

rolled 29 = 29

>>18149462
this

rolled 48 = 48

>>18149462
Voting for crossdressing Michael Jackson chivalry.

rolled 28 = 28

>>18149455

[x] Help Normally

>>18149455
>[✓] Help
God damn it, we're reenacting Hayate's canon.

>>18149474
jp loved the gloved one

rolled 20 = 20

>>18149455
[x] help
We just start walking up to them, since they're by the vending machines we want to get to.
If the two guys disperse, fine, if not we can get the girl out of there.

>>18149492
Some forces in the universe are too big to stop, plot / fate seems to be one of them

>>18149462
You do a 180, not wanting to get yourself into further trouble.
As you take a step away your conscience yells at you.

"Youre not just gonn aleave her like that are you?" angel hayate asks.
"Yeah, In a few years she could be a real looker. Ripe for the picking." the devil hayate adds.

You quickly moonwalk your way to the scene.
There you deliver a quick punch to the man grabbing the girl and a swift kick to the other guy.

you then turn to the girl. "I WANT YOU [to go home]"

YOu didnt notice the other man sneak up behind you and hit you with a baton he had hidden

rolled 80 = 80

>>18149524
I like the cut of Devil Hayate's jib.

rolled 80 = 80

>>18149534
Aw Hell, Kraus was supposed to have our back on this.

>>18149547
He sorta dropped the ball there.

Twins should be able to help us

>>18149534
Sword Belt

>>18149534
we moonwalked so this couldn't happen!
we were WATCHING behind us
dammit

you wake up with the twins and a woman you dont know standing above you.
"where is that girl?" you ask them grogilly.
"what girl? the twins ask.
"the little blond girl..." you say as you pick yourself up.

"you mean nagi?" the unknown woman says.
"I think she's being kidnapped again..."
"WHERE DID THEY GO?" you interrupt her.
"Err.. i think they went that way." she says as she points down the road.

You tell the twins youll be back as soon as possible and sprint away, to take a shortcut through the park.

When out of eyesight, you activate your armor and take out bike-kun.

In the distance you see the speeding form of a dark blue car, just barely visible in it's rear mirror the top of a blonde head.

***ROLL FOR BIKE SKILLS***

rolled 83 = 83

>>18149586

rolled 48 = 48

>>18149586
Goddammit, Canon! Fuck you! Hayate was happy! Then you had to go and do this!

Channel Hayate's anger into the bike.

>>18149586
Roll? For BIKE SKILLS!? As Hayate?

rolled 67 = 67

>>18149586

Hen-SHIN

rolled 48 = 48

>>18149586
Let's rape these guys with our teaset. Kraus will not be pleased, though.

rolled 67 = 67

BIKE SKILLS ARE GO

NO TEAM LIKE US AND BIKE-KUN

>>18149586
Biiiiiiiiike Kuuuuuuuuuuuuuun ACTIVATE!

>>18149604
He still crashes.

rolled 71 = 71

>>18149619
And I forget my dice

rolled 19 = 19

>>18149625
It's more his AC bonus is high enough to stand right up after the crashes

rolled 17 = 17

>>18149600
too high
i try to fix

>>18149626
>>18149600
You pedal like a madman.
In a few seconds you've caught up with the car and have overtaken it.

You stop right in the path of the car.

WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

rolled 84 = 84

>>18149586
Well nat1 is already a perfect success, I wanna know whay nat100 will do

rolled 97 = 97

>>18149643
Maybe we should add them.

>>18149647
Jump and kick through the wind screen

rolled 45 = 45

>>18149647
Get hit by a car.

Maybe this wasn't the best plan after all.

>>18149649
Nat 1 is HUEHUEHUE
Nat 100 is critical success

STOP TIME.
Put away bike-kun. [dont want him getting run over]
Position self to kick car
Release time.
KICK WINDSHIELD IN

>>18149625
fair enough

>>18149649
We've been using a high-good low-bad system for over 20 threads now.
A nat1 is a critical failure.

rolled 58 = 58

>>18149647

rolled 26 = 26

>>18149671
THIS,

WE MUST KEEP BIKE-KUN UNHURT

>>18149671
Sounds like a good plan.

Make it a missile drop kick

rolled 43 = 43

>>18149647
Stop time to put away Bike-kun, activate Kraus, put knives positioned to puncture car tires, go back to our position, deactivate Combat Mode, get ready to kick in windshield and un-stop time.

rolled 76 = 76

>>18149679
It's Hayate, nat1 with bike is already a critical success

rolled 17 = 17

>>18149702
SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD WAY TO END UP MINDWIPED AND OUT ON OUR ASS.

HOW ABOUT NO.

Stop time, puncture tires, don't move.
Make it look like the tires deflated themselves.

You stop time.
[30secs]
You carefully put bike-kun on the sidewalk, making sure he wont tip over.

You then take a running leap towards the car's windshield.
[25 secs]
You release time in midair.
Stretching your foot out, you kick.

***ROLL FOR EFFECTIVENESS***

rolled 37 = 37

>>18149721
This is, quite likely, a very bad idea.

rolled 9 = 9

>>18149721
Let us see if we managed to pick up the technique from our bro.

RIDER KICK

>>18149712
seconded

rolled 92 = 92

>>18149721
Fuck this shit.
We broke the masquerade for no reason.
Fuck you all.

Rolling for how hard we get mindwiped.

rolled 4 = 4

>>18149721

RIDER KICKKKKKK

rolled 43 = 43

>>18149721

rolled 10 = 10

>>18149741
No one saw us stop time.
If anyone was watching, all theyd see is a crazy amazing guy chase after a car on a bike, and jump kick it.

rolled 78 = 78

>>18149721
son of a bitch
guess it depends on if the watch is technology or magic
... alice's white rabbit was drugs, so not certain

rolled 37 = 37

>>18149721
we either destroy the car or ourselves

rolled 46 = 46

>>18149741
Pretty hard I guess.

Also I think we are still mostly ok, no one pays attention to anything in Japan.

>>18149712
>>18149739
>>18149741
Are you all really that stupid?
No one saw what we did while Time-Stopped, so it still falls under 'not being seen by the locals' loophole.

>>18149777
We were on our bike.
Suddenly we were in midair, kicking their windshield in.
This is blatantly superhuman AND magic use.

rolled 22 = 22

>>18149741
Hayate gets away with a lot of crazy shit in the canon so i'm pretty sure we can handwave most things or nagi can sort it out with money as thanks for saving her

>>18149741
>You really want that?

You wake up in a plushly decorated room.
Unsure how you got there.
In the soft warm bed, surrounded by beautiful furniture, you feel no pain.

All you feel is emptiness.

============================
>sad end
[x] reload

rolled 98 = 98

I personally can't wait 'til we cross that point in time/space that we stop being the Past Hayate being sucked magic from, and start being the fucking annoying Future Hayate who sucks magic from his past self.

>>18149785
weather balloon swamp gas!

also, is this the right car? just saiyan

>>18149794
Do you think our superiors care?
It's not about effect. It's about our own behaviour.
Even if no one notices - Using magic that could very well be noticed is obviously a masquerade breach. Not paying attention is a danger to the bureau.

rolled 82 = 82

>>18149796
ouch yo

>>18149785
Its not blatant. It's not like people will see it and instantly think "wow that guy must be a magic superhuman" we can just tell people we're filming a movie and run away before they question us

rolled 57 = 57

>>18149819
No dude the effect is the only thing that matters.

The Bureau plays fast and loose, they have the Doctor on staff after all.

rolled 96 = 96

>>18149828
Yeah, the "It's SFX" thing goes through quite well in manga...

>>18149828
If I saw a guy suddenly teleporting in front of my windshield and smashing is with his legs without getting hurt, I'd consider him superhuman.

>>18149810
>i will take that roll.
YOu can clearly see the terror in the faces of the kidnappers as you impact the glass.
Your momentum combined with the car's allowing you to go though cleanly.

Your foot hits the driver square in the face, and a quick follow-up punch takes out the passenger.

You pull the handbrake and skid the car to a stop.

You get out of the car, and pull open the rear door.
"Are you okay, milady?" you ask the little girl as you help her off.

>>18149785
There's no one else around, the only person who saw us would be the driver of the car, and his memories are going to be scrambled because we just busted the windshield of the car he was driving.


>>18149819
Our behavior was to minimize the amount of blatant magic used and to set up a situation where we could accomplish an objective.

Why weren't you complaining about that time when we used Time Stop to get away from the cops, then?

>>18149834
Holy shit I need to read this thing from the start.

>>18149819
We already used enough magic when we retrieved the bike.
I dont think theyll notice a five second timestop

rolled 90 = 90

>>18149841
You'd be too busy being unconscious from the effects of the shoe sandwich to really notice or care.

>>18149870
>Why weren't you complaining about that time when we used Time Stop to get away from the cops, then?
Because no one saw us at the time.
I was in favor of not stopping the timestop inside of the house.

rolled 72 = 72

>>18149863
>my roll
>from when I cba'd to remove my dice

>>18149882
>You'd be too busy being unconscious from the effects of the shoe sandwich to really notice or care.
...Are people in Hayate's dimension superhumanly tough or what?

rolled 42 = 42

>>18149895
Yes

>>18149895
Anime, I don't have to explain shit!
>But
ANIME!

.

anime physics fuck yeah! (if you ever got hit so hard it bodily flung you over 5 feet, whatever bones were in the way are pulverized.

"Yes." she answers you.
You see the twins and the woman approaching you.
"Hayate!"
"Nagi!" they yell..

"I've decided." the girl, you now identify to be Nagi, says, "I want you to be my new butler!"

WAT SAY OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18149895
Well Hayate regularly gets the sort of beating that would kill a normal person, and has all sorts of people who can dish out and take all kinds of shit. So yeah?

rolled 46 = 46

>>18149931

"....Hai?"

>>18149931
Would love to but I must decline. I already have a job

>>18149931
"I'm sorry, ma'am, but I am already employed."

Also, we should still be in our Hermione disguise.

>>18149931
"I'm afraid I am currently indisposed with other obligations but I can assure you that when I return I would be glad to be your butler"

rolled 14 = 14

>>18149931
"I'm sorry, but I'm already thier butler." introduce the twins.

Why do little blond girls always get attracted to us?

We didn't deactivate butler mode yet

>>18149958
we are not we activated battle armour to save the girls

>>18149931
No, I can't go for that, No can do I
Oh, I can't go for that, No can do I

>>18149965
We are like candy to little blond girls

>>18149966
>>18149970
Ah, right, I forgot we did that.

"Hey mike" The figure in the shadow of a tree says
"He just made contact."
...
"No... No. Minimal majaik."
...
"2 witnesses."
...
"Yeah yeah, leave it to me."
...
"No, no. You don't have to. I still owe you for last time."

And with that, Tama slunk back into the shadows.

>>18150040
Worrisome!

>>18150040
... let's gtfo of this dimension
no good can come of hanging out here

>>18150040
Well let's have our fun at the amusement park then go home. I dare say mike is gonna cover for us and we will definitely owe him those cigars

>>18150040
We still owe Ursula and Erica a trip to an amusement park. But that can be done in any baseline Earth dimension.
If it's late, let's just get the Hell out of here. We'll take the girls out on a proper amusement park outing during our next break, when we've been able to plan properly, and pick a dimension that DOESN'T want to screw us over at every turn.

>>18150040
A phone rings in Mike's office
"I have been dreading this call, you know that?"
......
"Is it bad?"
...
"How many witnesses?"
....
"can you wipe them before they blab?"
...
"How much catnip do you need?"
....
"Okay man. I'll see you on your next vacation."
And with that Mike hangs up and takes out a cigar

rolled 14 = 14

>>18150074
So bro.
Anyway, let's decline, though hit on her, I guess?

>>18150074
We don't just owe him a box of cigars, we owe him at least two, maybe three.

>>18149931
Natural order means we pretty much have to.
Get Kraus to scan her for majaikal potential,
and alert Mike that theres a potential recruit.

>>18150074
At least we left him an easier job of it.
Still best brorilla ever

rolled 100 = 100

>>18150074
Was expecting "Hm. Took longer than I thought."

>>18150115
Natural order only reimposed itself when we stepped into this dimension.

Once we leave there will be a derailment simply because there is no us to carry out our role

>>18149931
You wait to react until your twins are by your side.
"I'm sorry, but I'm already thier butler." you tell her. "these are my mistresses, Erica and Ursula Hartmann."

"Oh. Well, that's too bad." she answers, a bit fazed. "if you ever need employment, the house of Sanzenin will be open to you."
"Thank you Milady." you bow to her.
She notices you turn to leave, and stops you.
"WAIT! Atleast let me show you my gratitude by having you over for dinner."

[ ]accept
[ ]decline

>>18150135
Well. Retcon time?

rolled 89 = 89

>>18150147
I apologise, but I believe we do not have time.
I think. What is the time?
As in, how long do we have?
And are they okay with it?

>>18150052
Seconded.
I believe we can safely conclude that this dimension's out to get us.

>>18150147
[x] Accept.

Nothing bad ever happens at the Sanzenin residence.
Nothing at all.
Ever.

>>18150147
I know it's not exactly best gentlemanly behavior, but I think we need to decline.
Events in this dimension are rapidly spinning out of our control.
We've already used some majaik, and while minimal, we'll still get docked for it. Let's get out now while we can.


"I must apologize, however we have a previous engagement. Perhaps some other time."

>>18150143
AACTUALLY there's Hayate's brother.

But that's a story for later time

>>18150147
decline.
and FLEE

>>18150156
Time is around... oh idk. 3pm

>>18150176
EVER.

>>18150178
seconded

>>18150176
Awesome, this should be interesting. Also, I want to see how entangled we end up in our own canon.

>>18150147
Well we did want to see the amusement park so how about we do that then have dinner?

Doesn't she have an amusement park?
One that she never goes to, and the employees
are always really bored?
Or was that some other show?

>>18150147
Not wanting on your time with the twins cut down any further, you answer
"I must apologize, however we have a previous engagement. Perhaps some other time."
And you bid her farewell.
.......................................

"HEY MAN. THERE'S AN AMUSEMENT PARK ABOUT 3 KILOMETERS AWAY." Kraus tells you as you drink your soda with the girls.

"Oh. Well, that's convenient." you say, half expecting the guy from the RIDICULOUSLY CONVENIENT STORE to pop in.

"Miladies. It seems we are quite near to an amusement park. Shall we head there and Enjoy ourselves?"

"Sure."
"YAY!" they reply.

YOu think of the best way to get there.
[ ]bikes
[ ]walk

>>18150269
[x]bikes
It'll be faster, and we're going to be walking around the park a lot so we don't want the girls to be too tired out. We've only got 2 bikes and 3 people though.
How should we work this out?

>>18150269
3km? Let's not make them walk any more than they already have.

>[✓] Bikes

rolled 39 = 39

>bikes
>implying we need plural
>implying we won't ride one in front and one in back

>>18150269
We need to remember to change back into street clothes.

>>18150292
We need to acquire a third bike.

>>18150269
>[x] walk

>>18150269
Bike sounds like a plan

>>18150312
Right. We should switch back to our disguise.

>Implying Nagi will not use her incredible wealth and power to kidnap us and try to force us to be her butler.

>>18150339
Ah yes musn't forget that.

Yakuza may still be after us

>>18150292
>>18150295
>>18150305
>>18150329
Fuck were going to get arrested aren't we?

>>18150357
If she can break through dimensions with her money then she can have us imo

>>18150374
Well. I was implying that if it happens then it happens this day.... but now that you say that, yeah, I bet she would find a way.

>[x]bikes

You decide to take the bikes.
You pull out the flying dutchman out of your folio, and place it besides Bike-kun.
"Hey girls, how about we ride there?"
"Sure, sounds fun." they answer.
"But how are we gonna do this?" Ursula asks.
"well... I was thinking you could ride with me, while erica takes the other bike." you say.
"Awww... but I also wanted to ride with you." Erica objects.
"well, then. It's decided." you say as you slip the flying dutch man back into your folio.

The three of you make a weird spectacle on the bike. Erica standing on the back, and Ursula on the frame.
Even with all the weight, your strong legs still got you to the amusement park easily.

The gate in to the park was a wide ornate one, It led into a long driveway.
Appropriate signs showed you where the amusement park was nestled behind a small forest.

>>18150388
>The gate in to the park was a wide ornate one, It led into a long driveway.
>Appropriate signs showed you where the amusement park was nestled behind a small forest.
Wait a minute. WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE!

'KRAUS! What's the name of this amusement park?'

>>18150388
We are taking a moment to switch back to our disguise, yes?

>>18150388
Oh... shit... we are so boned.

"Girls at the first sign of trouble jump back."

>>18150388
There, you found it eerily quiet.
There were no other visitors except for the three of you.
The rides were still going though, so you had full pick of all of them

WAT DO WE RIDE OH MASTER BUTLERS?
[ ]rollercoaster
[ ]teacups
[ ]ferriswheel
[ ]haunted house
[ ]other?

[give me an order of riding]

>>18150442
Gotta start with the teacups.
Then haunted house, roller coaster, ferris wheel.

>>18150419
We should of gone back to it as soon as we drop battle mode

>>18150442

[x] other

see if they have games you can win stuff from.

>>18150442
In case we haven't changed back to our Hermione disguise yet, duck into a bathroom or behind a building and change.

Rides:
teacups, haunted house, rollercoaster, other (bumper cars, ferris wheel

>>18150442
[ ]teacups
[ ]haunted house
[ ]rollercoaster
[ ]ferriswheel

Great success, which should be ending in:
[ ]other (twins)

And im serious about telling them to go back to the Bureau at first sign of trouble.

>>18150442
Teacups, roller coaster, haunted house then ferris wheel.

Finish it off classy and romantic

YOu don't like this situation one bit.
The empty park is too suspicious.
But still, you promised the girls to show them around one, and do so you shall.

For starters, you get the girls into the teacups.
Erica spun and spun it until your head turned purple. Ursula seemed like she was having the time of her life.

After a quick breather on a bench, you go up to the rollercoaster, ignoring the 'NOBODY UNDER 148cm' sign by the gate.
The twins loved it. the loop especially.
They had you go on it thrice.

Again you had to take a breather on a bench after.
As you rested, wishing for the worls to spin back into place, you herad the yells.

"THEYRE HERE!"
"TAKE THEM TO OUR BOSS!"
"WE FOUND THEM!"

Next thing you knew you were surrounded by 20 men wearing suits and sunglasses.

WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18150526
Twins run and get back to Bureau, we hold them off. Clearly this is how it has to be. Send Mike a "Potentially in trouble" message.

rolled 19 = 19

>20 men wearing suits and sunglasses
Well.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXDzS9nmKgY

>>18150526
Ninjabomb!

Away~~

run. evade. punch a hole in the wall and flee

>>18150526
Do NOT use time-watch. 20 witnesses here.

Anyway, break a hole in their formation and flee through it. Don't forget to take the girls.

>>18150526
Well, if we're in our Hermione outfit, we could scream "RAPE!" and get away in the confusion.

We could probably also run and tell Kraus to contact the Bureau to get the Stargate spun up.

But whatever we do, mundane only. No majaik.

>>18150526
Fucking Nagi.

>>18150573
this is why i wanted

>we get a backpack, 12 pairs of ankle socks, 200 industrial zip ties and 6 rolls of duct tape. anybody mess with us, timestop gag bind blindfold dump

anyway. the girls are magical strength fighting combat witches right? take 20 guys on, take 20 guys OUT

rolled 8 = 8

>>18150526
Time to break out our mad sighting skills

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvf4GNy71sg

i wanted to avoid this from the start

>>18150211
>>18150186
>>18150052

rolled 59 = 59

>>18150654
Calm down. This shouldn't be too bad even if we're caught.
AS LONG AS WE DO NOT USE MAJAIK

>>18150601
Their magic is still obvious when in use due to glowing and sparkles.
Also, it's only Erica that's a combat vet, Ursula is a scientist.

You prepare to evade, or if needed, to fight.
with a hand on your swordbelt's buckle you ready to deploy it if needed.

the men step closer. the ring of black suits not offering one avenue of escape.

Just as you were gonna pull your belt out, it all happened at once

rolled 8 = 8

How about we see exactly who they are talking about then we wreck their shit without using majaik

>>18150672