rolled 14 = 14

Is her back turned? Smack her ass.

These are the continuing adventures of the HMS Swagtanic. We will sail on until we can safely drown in a Sea of Bitches.

+1 for French Maid outfit.

Last thread was
4 death by frills ( Sakura outfit )
2 French Meido
1 Victorian dress

I am adding support for Sakura

>>18273839
We're going to need to get Mike to allow non uniform clothes in class for the duration of the bet. I wonder if we can make her cycle through different outfits of our choice throughout the 3 day period, it'd be nice.

First Mate present but occupied. Already voiced support for Sakura dress last thread but might as well reiterate.

Make us proud gentlemen

i think the consensus was
a)she wears the frilly outfit in public because "I think it just looks so cute on you", and the sexy maid in private.
b)we hold off on making her wear it until the new witches arrive, for maximum hilarity.

>>18273884
We can get away with it until after classes just fine, you know.

>>18273884
Yeah there was an idea for a cooled mini keg of holding that we filled with good beer to sweeten the deal for him.
I prefer the idea of ultimate humiliation by girlieness for all three days but this could be interesting

>>18273889
Basically yes and there was the Idea of >>18273899
Which was gaining support

Also we wanted to Mentilate Nanoha or Madoka and get a copy of the video of Sakura running across the roof of Nanoha's room.

I just thought her birthday is Thursday and she turns 13... There may be stormy waters ahed

should i post the updated to-do list?

>>18273914
Hopefully people learned their lesson last time.

>>18273920
Probably a good idea.
Ooh we should get Sakura or Nanoha to put ribbons in her hair too. We want to make this as memorable as possible since it means 3 nights on the couch.

And record it, as much as possible

>since it was discussed a lot in the last thread:
>KEIMA

You and Erica spot Keima sitting a few rows above you.
The two of you head his way to talk to him/ screw with him.

"Heya!" Erica greets him.
"Hey. You shouldave used stronger rope on Shirou." he tells her.
"I should have covered him in chains and dumped him in the river! Unfortunately i coudnt find chains, or a river."
"hey man," you say "we bothering you?"
"No, Of course not."
"Well, I had this idea... Maybe you'd like it."
"Go on.." He asks you intrigued
"How about we compile a database of the class' abilities and weaknesses." you explain. "Everyone that wants in will contribute thier data, and gets everybody else's."
"Your idea is to help everyone mesh together better?"
"Yes. Exactly." you nod. "If we all knew each others capabilities, even if we were to be grouped randomly like today there would be no problems in working with each other. Right?"
"I do have such a thing for our team, but I never considered doing it for the whole class... Very well, I will look into this idea." he says as he ends the conversation to open about half a dozen holos around him.


WAT DO NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18273854
Haha. I like that.

Anything with a (?) means there hasn’t been a lot of consensus for it.
To do list:
Talk to Sakura about picking out a frilly dress for Erica to wear for 3 days, starting the day the new Witches arrive
See the doctor about an extra dimensional swag palace for us to start working on.
See Ryuu about making new potions, including BEARMODE potion, from scratch and mention we think it is time we tried fiddling around with that, also mention we might have another good alchemy student for him
Continue to pursue Yuki, library rendezvous
Work with Hina on her fear of heights, maybe get her some accessories to aid in combat(air hike/slow fall)
Find an opportunity for Kraus to get with the other daughters of Rozen(TWINS FOR EVERYONE)
Consider an appropriate milf to add to the bureau/harem(?)
Hang out with Max(?)
----Shopping----
We only have about 4 days to get our things ready for white day so we'd better get onto it next thread.
Go to town, order the locket for Nanoha, find the Lingerie for the twins, find the LP for Keima and get the ingredients for our various friends’ gifts while we are there.
Consider birthday present for Nanoha, possibly paintball gun+Molotov rounds
Take some bread to Tsukino was mentioned before, whether or not we taste her pie remains to be seen
we still need to get our hands on a Grand Piano for classy entertaining. Solve limited space problem, possibly remove couch, or somehow combine the couch with a grand piano
ABCs of Swords for Shirou

>>18273928
We can only phone

>>18273932
shopping time.

>>18273941
Maybe the accessories for Hina could be hair clips. She always has some on in HnG

>>18273932
Get a sitrep from Jacob and Ted on how the apology went in the library. If Sakura is around tell her how the bet went and see if she can design or find the frilliest, fluffiest, girliest dress fucking possible.

Also I doubt that she'll find it in her to make us sleep on the couch. She can't resist the swag and the rest of our ladies might end up on us anyways.

>>18273965
Make sure we have a comfy couch just in case she does do it and the ladies all end up on us

>>18273965
This.

Just make our couch an AWESOME couch, and the rest of the girls will go there anyways. Erica will only be punishing herself.

>>18273975
The girls picked our current couch, so it should be quite serviceable.

If we want frilly dresses, we should consult Touhou, nobody does frilly dresses and hats better than Touhou.

>>18273965
>Erica
>Not completely willing to punish us, especially after specifically threatening to do so.
wat.

>>18273988
Oh she'd punish us, but we'd enjoy that.

She's threatening to put us out in the doghouse for a few days, and the problem with that is she'd lose out on the action too.

>>18273986
We haven't got any touhou's about so Sakura is the next best option.

we should just tell her we need a really cute dress like she wear for Erica and she will get basically what we need

I don't think Hayate would even mind if he had to sleep on the couch. Didn't he sleep on the floor before he got here?

>>18273986
Actually, you may want to check a Korean Manwha called Witch Hunters. It has more and frillier hats than Touhou, which I find to be a little limited in its taste in hats.

Quite frilly dresses in Touhou, but I think that's more saturation than anything else. After all, with that many girls, all in unique outfits, frills will pop up anyway.

>>18273941
Add "convince mike to let us enforce our bet in class hours" to the list

>>18274008
>"Mike, you gotta let Erica wear her new dress in class."
>"I dunno man, it's kinda distracting to the rest of the students."
>"If you take this away from me, then one day, one of your salads is going to have bear leaves in it."
>"So I'm marking Erica down for Free Dress Day. Have fun kid."

>FRILLY
You quickly contact Sakura.
'Hey there,' you tell her 'I wonder if you could do me a favor.'
'SUUUUUUUUURE! whatisit?'
'I won a bet against Erica. And I want you do design the frilliest fluffiest dress you could imagine for her.'
'IWILL!!! I'mgonnaputBOWSandRIBBONSandBELLSandLACEandRUFFLESandPIIIIIIINKanditsgonnabesoooCUUUUUUTE.' she answers you as you wonder what sugary treat she was eating at that moment.
'Thanks. By the way, I hope you're excited for tomorrows picnic.'
'IamIamIamIamIam!!!'
You drop the connection and now link up with J and Ted.
'Hey guys. How'd It go?'
'Swimmingly well.'
'It went great Sir.' they answer.
'Great. Thanks guys.'

>>18274001
Oh man.

Erica kicks us out of the bed, we break out the tears and go into PTSD mode. She feels so bad that she lets us back in.

It'd work, but it's manipulative as fuck.

>>18274024
No, if she kicks us out we roll with it, we'll still have a gaggle of women cuddling us while we sleep and we'd probably still get Ursula sex. Honestly she'd be more frustrated by the end result than we would be. It's funnier this way, she tries to put us in the doghouse and it utterly fails.

>>18274021
Mentilate Nanoha or Madoka, see if we can't get a copy of the video of Sakura running around the roof of Nanoha's room from one of them

Go have a quick chat to mike bribe or threaten as necessary to get our bet allowed to be run during class hours.

Then shopping I guess

>>18274024
We avoid emotional manipulation, we just see if she can go more than half a night without our swag next to her

At that same moment a new voice popped into your head.
'H-hayate? Thanks for the tea Jakob and Theodore brought. I-I'm sorry i-if I got you in trouble with mr.Mike.' Yuki tells you.
'Oh it's nothing. I also apologize for scaring you.'
'I-it's alright. I panicked. I'm sorry.'
'Hey maybe sometime we could have tea together? Me, you and Ted and J.'
'I'd like that.' she says before the connection fades out.


WAT NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18274021
Talk to Mike, tell him at some time in the near future, when the new witches are coming, we're going to be calling in a bet with Erica. We desire special dispensation for her to not have to wear uniform during class hours. Bribe as necessary.

>>18274041
This
>>18274035

Also FUCK YEAH YUKI ROUTE!

>>18274041
Swag orbit status: stable.
Let's find out how the others in our group did.

I just had an idea for the best gift / troll for Mike and Max.

BEAR leaf cigars, one or two bear leaves rolled in with the rest

>>18274042
We should probably wait until he's finished monitoring the exercises, yes. Calling him while he's focussed on a dozen different missions might just piss him off.

>>18274021
oh man we are not getting laid for days now.

I was kinda hoping we'd pull off something beautiful and romantic and make Erica realize that she was a real woman and not just a piece of meat to us, but hey whatever.

>>18274041
explain to Mike about the bet, bribe as necessary.

I'm personally not cool with threatening him with the bear leaves. He is out bro-gorilla after all.

>>18274042
This is the better version of the Mike part that I've seen.

>>18274041
FUCK YEAH YUKI ROUTE.

>>18274053
This always was about us trolling her in return, we do plenty to show she isn't a piece of meat and we are looking at getting her into some nice outfits before we spring the Sakura surprise on her.

And honestly she will break without sex from us before we break without sex from her

>>18274053
this is about getting back at her for the forced crossdressing, not for romantic purposes.
We can probably get Ursula acclimated to the idea of wearing dresses on dates and get Erica to come around to wearing them out as well.
none of what happens related to the bet is going to stop Ursula from sleeping with us.

>>18274067
It could go either way. Ursula may go twin solidarity on the strike, or she may side with us because it's Erica's fault she made the bet.

You want to check in on Mike about something, but see him still surrounded by about half a dozen holos.
His brow frowning in deep thought.
You decide to talk to him later when he's free.


WHAT NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18274081
time to get some shopping done, so i can shorten the damn list.

>>18274081
Carry on with contacting Madoka or Nanoha abut the video then onwards to shopping!

And talk to Keima about the student power / ability register

>>18274081
See if any other team members are done with their trials.

>>18274085
>>18274081
Yeah, shopping.

>>18274086
We already did the Keima one.

>>18274086
see>>18273932

>>18274081
We've got lots to do in town. We have to visit Tsukino with some of our bread, we have shopping up the wazoo including White day presents, birthday presents, ABC's of swords for Shirou and more. Given that we're shopping for people we should probably go this alone.

>>18274094
>>18274097
Ah missed it, that's good it got done.

>>18274103
Yeah good plan.
Plus we don't want to do the Tsukino but in front of the girls.

Also see if we can't find something for Gai whether it is a gift for him or something to help with Maggie, such a bro deserves some though.

Also how are out cash reserves? I know it was about 130-150 but do we have our weekly 31guptas yet or is that a end / start of the week deal?

Guys
Guys
How about the Archive from Dresden Files?

>Shopping
Do you take Erica with you?
if not. How do you excuse yourself from her?
She WILL want to come

>>18274121
Tell her we're going to get some White Day stuff

>>18274121
Well we could tell her we have to go buy her some presents and don't want to ruin the surprise or we could take her along and skip the presents for her and Ursula for white day

>>18274114
We've burned a fair bit the last few days. I wouldn't be surprised if we were under 100 now.

>>18274128
That's why I said was. I couldn't remember the last proper count we did

rolled 1 = 1

Also from the last thread (surprised you didn't bring this over, Lookout), our tentative schedule for the upcoming week:

Sunday evening ERICA
Monday evening URSULA
Tuesday bar crawl
Wednesday Whiteday group date
Thursday Nanoha party
Friday [hina day?]
Saturday library romp
Sunday training with sousuke

>>18274121
If Gai is done with his mission, ask him if we can hide presents at his place
Then Shopping!
Either [1] Tell Erica we're getting presents for her, or [2] Bring her along, and get her and Ursula's presents later.

>>18274121
No Erica, tell her that much of the stuff we're buying is meant to be a surprise both for her and others and we can't risk the secret getting out. We love you dear but if you come along you'll tell everyone what I'm getting them and that's just not going to work.

>>18274121
i think it would be fine if she came with us, just means we'd have to put off getting her and ursula's gift. I'm really not familiar with this White Day thing so I dunno what good etiquette is for the situation. also means it's less likely we'll get in trouble for giving our bread to Tsukino

>>18274128
By my calculations you have161 guptas.
you only spent most on the Violin and paintball suplies
I almost dont count the yonks purchases anymore.
[the pay has come in at sunset today]

>DO YOU TAKE ERICA SHOPPING?

>>18274121
Tell her the truth, we're buying presents for White Day. She'll probably want to know what it is, though, but once we explain we'll be free.
We might want to get some of the guys to come with, though. Gai definitely. Invite Keima, buy his gift but don't say who it's for.

>>18274137
You honestly think we won't get in trouble for taking bread to and flirting with another girl in front of Erica? Nah tell her it is secret present business and we don't want to ruin the surprise

>>18274141
Consensus is no, and tell her we are white day shopping for her and the others

>>18274135
didn't seem necessary yet. And the one i saved is this

Sunday evening ERICA/troll Keima
Monday evening URSULA/troll Keima
Tuesday bar crawl/troll Keima
Wednesday Whiteday group date/troll Keima
Thursday Nanoha party/troll Keima
Friday [hina day?] /troll Keima
Saturday library romp/troll Keima
Sunday training with sousuke/troll Keima

>>18274118
seems like a logical choice, given our current cast of characters, but...
Could we maybe scale back on the jailbait, just a little bit? please?

>>18274141
Don't take her, cite secrecy for presents. This is our first white day with people we love and we want to make it as wonderful as possible.

Don't cite making baking innuendos towards Tsukino.

>>18274145
we haven't done any flirting with Tsukino, we've just been showing an innocent interest in bread making, and she said she wanted some. If she flirts with us, I'm sure Erica would be happy to disabuse her of any notions she has about getting Hayate's bread in her oven.

>>18274157
I'm still waiting for the day when buttering her buns becomes the correct answer.

>>18274164
We have been using innuendo so heavily shirou would instantly get it.

And Hina didn't like how much she was responding

>>18274177
It always is the right answer

>>18274180
The innuendo has always been implied though. When he did the short bit from Hina's point of view it seemed we were utterly oblivious to Tsukino taking it as innuendo and flirting in return.

>>18274190
Except from the first time we arrived we checked her out, decided we wanted some of that and have continued that train of thought since then

the consensus is definitely no. I'm the only, i think, who thinks it would be alright to take erica.

>shopping
>leave Erica, EXPLAIN
>optional take some of the guys.

"Hey Erica, I hope you don't mind but I'm going into town for some Whiteday shopping." you tell your blond angel.
"What's Whiteday?" she asks
"It's this thing from Japan where guys give girls presents."
"That's called Valentine's Day silly. And its over already."
"NOOOOPE. In Japan, girl's give guys presents on Valentine's day."
"Sure. And in Canada, milk comes in bags." she responds.
"No I'm serious. Anyway, I hope you dont mind me going alone. I was gonna pick up some presents for you girls, and I wouldn't want to ruin the surprise."
"Hmnnnn.. Okay, but you better make my gift a good one."
"Of course." She gives you a quick kiss, and she heads off to the dorms.

**ROLL FOR RANDOM MALE COMPANION**
1-20 KENJI
21-40 GAI
41-60 KEIMA
61-80 JUN
81-100 SHIROU

<since you've all been pretty nice the whole day, here's a gorgeous Erica pic

rolled 28 = 28

>>18274203

Keima!

rolled 75 = 75

Either Kenji or Shirou would be fucking hilarious.
Can't really have Keima since that would ruin the surprise

Jun or Gai are fine

>>18274180
It was more of a whole slew situational responses that could be taken as innuendo.
One of the basic building blocks of MISUNDERSTANDING!

>I WANT YOUR HOT BUNS
>buy hot buns

rolled 95 = 95

>>18274203
c'mon Shirou

>>18274203
Come on Gai, we both need gifts for our lady friends and he's the broest guy ever. Kenji will be hard to shop with and Shirou is Shirou. Keima doesn't work as well when we're getting him a gift, but he'll never expect it anyway.

>>18274215
True but we drove the HMS Swagtanic that way because of the innuendo iirc from the conversation in the threads.

Either way it is hilarious and fun

rolled 62 = 62

>>18274203

rolled 17 = 17

>>18274224
I really need to stop doing that.

rolled 34 = 34

>>18274203
Needs more Gai needs more Gai needs more Gai.

rolled 66 = 66

Come on Kur- I mean Shirou!

>>18274210

i really hope first roll wins

So far it looks like we get everyone

>>18274217
Yesss

rolled 1, 1 = 2

picking numbers

rolled 36 = 36

anything except shirou is fine.

>>18274249
Dice gods love Gai

We really should get him something for being such a bro

>>18274249
Looks like we get two Gais coming with us. That'll be awesome, twice the broship.

>>18274259
Heh we hit a time warp pick up Gai and run into Gai in town.

Both are quite formal upon meeting, have a quick match then decide to relax in stoic silence.

The town gets significantly more awesome due to this interaction

rolled 2 = 2

>>18274249
>1,1 lol dicegods approve of Gai
>GAI ONLY
>holyshit I forgot Gai had his date today.
>See sidestory for maggie 2 threads back.

As you walk out of the Gym, and into the Quad you spot Gai and Maggie wearing civilian attire headed to the gates.
"Hi guys." you call out to them "Headed somewhere?"
as Maggie remains quiet and blushes slightly, Gai responds,
"We ere headed out for dinner in town. And you?"
"Oh..." you realize this was a date of sorts, and did not wish to interfere, "I was... I was about to go up to the dorms, yeah. Well, I'll be seeing you guys. Have fun."
And you faked turning into the path for the dorms.
as you diseapear around the corner you give Gai a quick mental message,
'Hey man, good luck with the date.'
'Thank you.' he answers.

you spend a few more minutes haning around the dorm entrance to make sure to give the two some head start.
As you walk back out into the path leading outside you bump into ____________

*repicking number*

>>18274288
Jun time! All the time!

>>18274288

>Jun

Us and Jun are gonna follow Kraus and Shinku on their date.

This is gonna be strange and akward

>>18274301
Kraus as a floating teapot or does he have a human form yet?

Also this might be a way to achieve the TWINS FOR ALL! Plan

As you walk back out into the path leading outside you bump into Jun.
"oops. Sorry man."
"Ah, I'm sorry too." he says, again Shinku is not with him.
"Hey, how'd your simulations go?" you ask him
"We got a hostage rescue situation. With Shinku's teleportation, and Kenji's distraction we were able to evacuate all hostages safely. How did yours go?"
"I failed the final objective for mine. We got knocked out."
"I see." he answers.
"Hey where's shinku?"
"She's talking to her sisters again. It's the same reason I went out of my room."
"So you're not doing anything right now?"
"Nope."
"Want to come with me to town? Do some shopping?"
"Sure." he answers

The two of you arrive into town with no problem.
YOu once again face the row of shops.
On the front are the RCS, HELGA's, and PANTASIA.
There are two other stores there.

**WHAT ARE THE TWO OTHER STORES?**
Can be new or anyone of the older mentioned ones.

ROLL EM
first 2 over fifty

rolled 74 = 74

>>18274323
Dresden's Boutique
Harry Dresden's cover in this place? Hell yeah

rolled 88 = 88

>>18274323
Majaikal Mike's Miscellanery
A majaikal jewellery specializing in enchanted pieces of all kind

rolled 82 = 82

>>18274323
Black Lagoon Company

Odd Jobs ranging from birthday parties, smuggling and political assassinations. No Questions Asked.

rolled 22 = 22

>>18274324
Well, less cover for Dresden and more a cover for the Archive

rolled 4 = 4

>>18274323
Bobby's Hunter Emporium: Ancient tomes, amulets, rock salt, curse boxes.

>>18274332
Because our swag pile must grow!

>>18274339
>>18274332
guys, if we even hint that that we might make moves on the Archive, Kincaid and Dresden will murder us. Kincaid wont hesitate. Dresden will hesitate, for about 20 seconds tops, and then kill us.

>>18274344
But we don't make a move, she just gets drawn in by our swag and class

>>18274344
I think the only way to work the Archive would be to offer her tea, be unfailingly polite and awesome. Don't make moves on her and let our swagravity pull her in. This way they probably won't kill us immediately, she can smooth is over and if they object throw them around like rag dolls.

>>18274355
>>18274351
Swagmind

welp, i don't steer the ship. I just try to point out potential icebergs, sea-mines and deep creatures that would threaten our voyages. And I see Kincaid and Dresden as very big icebergs.

>>18274370
I see them more as asteroids.
Come out of nowhere without warning and obliterate us and everything in a 5 mile radius

>>18274344
I'm all for staying away from "cursed items". There are tons and tons of bitches to collect without messing with the ones full of dangerous baggage.

>>18274377
Me too. Quite happy to stick with regular death instead of over the top cursed death

>>18274377
she's not cursed, she just has two guardians.
One is literally the most dangerous mortal in existence.
The other is potentially the most dangerous wizard, ever.
yeah, meteor is more appropriate.

>>18274386
I was using it as a figure of speech. I didn't mean literal curses, I meant "very bad shit happens to us if we collect this bitch".

>i have no idea what dresden files is.
>Ill just throw in a quick nod.

As you walk across the shop fronts you see touma dragging a small white clad nun out of the door to Dresden's Boutique.

"NO INDEX! Stop fighting with miss Archive! I know you hold the knowledge of 10000 grimmoires, but now is not the time to brag about it."
"But Touma! She said she knew all of humanities knowledge! I can't believe that! LET ME GO OR I'LL BITE YOU!"
And she did bite him. On the head.
On the other side of a door, a young girl just watches the fiasco.

You and Jun skirt around this and enter Majaikal Mike's Miscellanery.
>i will have to read some of the books.

>>18274400
great, now we're gonna lose LG for a month while he rips through the Dresden Files.

Magical jewelry with all kinds of effects?

Well damn it's like the gifts just fall into our laps.

>>18274411
That's why I rolled for it

>>18274410
Nah he will just get less work done than before the quest started is all.. and live off less sleep

You find yourselves in a clean looking store carrying seemingly random stuff.
In a glass cabinet by the counter you see all sorts of jewelry and baubles.

"Hey there. I'm Mike." the man behind the counter greets you, a friendly smile on his tough looking face.
"You have anything you want to sell or pawn?"
"Or maybe there was something you were looking for?"

>>18274410
I can read them to and from work, im a decently fast reader

>>18274411
And it can functional AND fashionable!

Erica: Bracelet/Amulet of Trueshot
Ursula: Ioun stone of intelligence?
Nahona: Not really sure. Ideas?

>>18274432
We should be able to score Nanoha's locket easily. We might as well check for Hina's Air Hike/slow fall accessories while where here too

>>18274432
Look for something like the holo recorder pendant we've been considering for Nanoha.

I forget if we were getting jewelry for anyone else.

rolled 89 = 89

>>18274432
Hi Mike, I was in the market for some majaikal pieces. Something with a spell on for allowing someone to jump once in the air to redirect their movement and one to slow or break their fall! Something small like a hair clip or bracelet if possible.

And I want to commission a locket to be made that can store contingent phrases, a hologram and music, reprogrammable would be nice but if not then I can supply the data for it myself

>>18274432
Thank God it's not the guys from Pawn Stars. They haggle harder than Recette.

>>18274450
Sorry forgot to clear my dice out, but rolled well so not too bad at least

>>18274432
"some accessories that will help with jumping higher and landing softer, for a girl"

You could also get the audiobooks, read to you by James Marsters.

>>18274432
Right, first order of business, magic jewelry for women.
First and somewhat important, looking for something to help with fear of heights, some kind of jumping on air thing or the like.

Second and also important a holo-locket of sorts with recordable phrases images and so on.

The last two are less important and more if you happen to have them lying around.

Third something to do with flight or accuracy could be nice.

Fourth, something a techie would want or need if you have it.

>>18274438
>buffing what they don't need buffed
Monocle of Intangibility (5 sec intangibility x times per day)
Gloves of Hazardous Handling (50% explosion resistance)

>>18274469
Heh those gloves would be perfect for Ursula
The true shot isn't a bad idea for Ursula though, she might be a crack shot but a little help is always nice

>>18274450
When I first brought up air hike, I kinda intended for her to be able to use it continuously. Like if she keeps jumping enough, she can reach orbit.

Also, this shit is probably expensive. We should stick to the list.

>>18274478
What I mentioned was the things that were agreed on I just explained them out.

The air hike thing I meant as a repeatable thing as well.

Anyway we have a big pile of guptas that aren't going to spend themselves so we might as well do some nice work with it

"Hi Mike, I was in the market for some majaikal pieces. Something with a spell on for allowing someone to jump once in the air to redirect their movement and one to slow or break their fall! Something small like a hair clip or bracelet if possible."

"And I want to commission a locket to be made that can store contingent phrases, a hologram and music, reprogrammable would be nice but if not then I can supply the data for it myself"

"I'm sorry kid, we don't do custom pieces here, we only have what people bring us. I do have thatsomething much like that slow fall thing you were talking about."
he reaches into the glass cabinet and pulls out pin. It's made of what appears to be mother of pearl and bronze.
"Here's a FeatherFall pin. Made for kids trying to practice levitation. Used to be big about 800 years ago. But they were replaced with simpler to cast safety-net hexes. Since it's not much in demand, I can give it to you for 2 guptas."

[ ]buy?
[ ]no buy

>>18274488
Buy
And do you know anywhere that does make custom pieces?

>>18274488
>2
[x] Buy.

>>18274488
Sure, it can be activated and deactivated at will, you aren't forced to slow fall? Do you know where we can commission a piece like that.

>>18274495
This. That price is a steal, and he probably would know where to get the others.

By the way guys.
Even if you give someone who's afraid of heights a parachute, it doesn't mean she'll jump off the plane immediately.

You have the Hina route. work it well

rolled 51 = 51

Rollan for haggling down to 1.5 guptas

>>18274503
Understood. This is something we want so that we can work on that issue, not an instant fix.

I figured she would be more agreeable to practicing aerial dickey if she had a safety net beforehand

>>18274503
>get her up high on one of our trays
>she's freaking the fuck out
>"Hina, Hina! Look at me!"
>she looks
>"just hold on, and look at me. Don't look down, look at me."
>fasten pin
>jump
>leisurely float to the ground gives Hina time to panic and grab us tight, realize that she's not dying, realize she's hugging us, and finally realize that she likes it

Flawless.

>>18274503
She may not jump off the plane, but she'll freak out less while on it. It should make the training easier, which is why we wanted it.

>>18274503
Well, it's something small to start with.
>>18274504
We can only haggle with Recette.
>>18274513
NO THAT'S A BAD IDEA WE SHOULD REALLY NOT DO THAT. OKAY?

>>18274513
mad genius. I support this action.


I need some sleep, I'll see you guys at 0600 for tonight's thread. Good luck.

rolled 3 = 3

>buy
"Sure, I'll take it. I'm sure she'll appreciate this."
"SHE? Oh. Your girlfriend having problems with levitation?" he asks
"But Erica flies really well..." Jun comments.
"err..." you can only say.
"Say, no more kid." he says as he rings up your purchase. "Need anything else?"

If you need anything else roll for it.
**ROLL 2d100**
Highest roll, gets pick. and it's 2nd roll, if close enough to my own, will determine if he has it

>>18274513
That's not the Hina route, that's the wooden sword to the face route.

rolled 92 = 92

>>18274432
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:DD0C303A47179EE4CE54B22A553BDAD2ECA6E3FD&dn=Dresden%20Files&tr=http%3a//
inferno.demonoid.me%3a3417/announce
mURI for dem books as epub

rolled 79, 71 = 150

>>18274526

rolled 60, 4 = 64

>>18274526
No it's just a friend and I was wondering if you had another device that allowed someone to jump while in the air to redirect or speed their movement. If it can be used multiple times that would be great

rolled 33, 61 = 94

Wow we need to get almost HUEHUEHUE rolls?

Anyway the air hike pin / bracelet thing >>18274478
Mentioned since he won't have the locket

rolled 45, 1 = 46

>>18274543
Shit we need this guy to win. Rolling for him to be picked

rolled 81, 79 = 160

Woo smoko time is almost home time

Trying for the jumpy thing

rolled 98, 13 = 111

Damn you Gods and your fickle ways

>>18274572
Here meant that post to include >>18274478 idea

lol everyone wants air hike when she won't even use it for ages.

>>18274590
Not like he has the other things we were looking for

rolled 23 = 23

>>18274400
>Index
>Archive
>Dresden
>Touma
>Likely Kincaid as well since Archive's handler?
mfw

"No it's just a friend and I was wondering if you had another device that allowed someone to jump while in the air to redirect or speed their movement. If it can be used multiple times that would be great"

"Well, As luck would have it I think i have the thing," he again reaches into the glass cabinet.
"This is an AirShelf ring."
He shows you a silver ring with what appears to be a check mark engraved on it.
"The wearer can use it to generate a solid platform of air under their feet. It was invented for people to basketball better, also known as cheating. Some guy named Jordan invented them in the 90's. They're kinda rare though. So I can only let this go for 13guptas. Do you want it?"

We're looking for something for Hina right?

Instead of trying to fight her fear of heights, lets get her something she can use now. Some kind of defensive gear.

Wait a second: She's not part of our swag-club. Would getting her a gift even be appropriate?

rolled 26 = 26

Oh hell yeah.

rolled 33 = 33

>>18274599
She is a female friend of ours, of course.
Which reminds me we also need something for Amazon

>>18274599
WE ARE GENTLEMANS.
We give gifts to ALL OF THE GIRLS

>>18274597
>Jordan
Oh u.
May as well buy it. Suggest we hold onto it for a while, though.
>>18274599
We give her the pin, she joins swag pile. The pin's a small gift given between friends. Nothing more.

>>18274597
Buy
We all rolled for it so might as well go

>>18274597
>Jordan used majaik to dunk
IT ALL MAKES SENSE

>>18274597
[x]buy
Once she gets a grip on her height issues, this will be very useful.

>>18274599
She's a friend, and this will help her eventually. Also, even if it's a practical present, she should get nice and flustered for getting it on white day.

>>18274597
How high can we jump and how many extra jumps can we do in air?

>>18274599
Only thing holding her back is her not speaking to the girls about joining

>>18274597
May as well buy.

>>18274597
Hell yeah, we can drop it on her when she's slightly more comfortable with heights.

We still need the giant pile of white day gifts. The hardest is probably going to be the locket so we should see if we can find a place that does commissions.

>>18274597
"Sure. I'll take it."
"This 'friend' of yours is a lucky girl." he says as he hands you the paperbag with your purchases. "I included some notes on how to use those, theyre in the bag."

"If you have anything you want to sell, just take it to me, I'll cut you a deal."

You and jun step back outside onto the sidewalk.
WHERE NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18274618
It's made by fucking Jordan. Its uses should be near infinite. The height limit is determined by Hina's strength, which is enhanced by her wood sword. I'd say she can probably jump pretty damn high.

Um. Is no-one quite catching the significance of us giving Hina a goddamn ring as a present?

That could end *really* badly.

>>18274635
We need to commission the locket and I honestly have no clue who to ask. Dresden might work but it's not that much down his alley but I don't know who else. Ask Jun if he has any bright ideas.

>>18274635
RCS. If Ash doesn't have it, he knows where it is. He helped us find shit before.

>>18274635
Jewelry store. That locket for Nanoha is probably going to be the difficult one to find.

You forgot this store.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18199837/#18202120

rolled 56 = 56

>>18274647
True, not really up his alley, but he is capable of making stuff, par exemple his shield bracelet, which took some (3 months if I remember correctly), belt buckles, et cetera

rolled 57 = 57

>>18274663
You forgot his rings

>>18274646
Yeah, it's pretty obvious how it'll go badly.
Which, given how dense some players are, and the others that are just trolling for Bad Ends, means that we'll give her the ring at the worst possible time and the worst way possible.

rolled 67 = 67

>>18274673
Like it should be done in any other way

>>18274646
It's not like we're getting down on one knee and presenting it in a velvet-lined box.
What we should do is equip it, demonstrate, and ask if she'd like to try it.

How about we hold onto the ring until we get her into the group, and then we give ALL the girls majaik rings as "promise rings" or whatever the hell teenage girls do nowadays? That way it seems impartial but still caring.

Alternatively, we could give the ring to Erica because if her strikers got shot up she'd be in serious trouble. And it'd be appropriate to give her a ring.

>>18274673
It's not gold, and it has no shiny rocks on it. Things won't go THAT badly.

>>18274663
The locket would be small time as far as Dresden as concerned

You and Jun head down the the RIDICULOUSLY CONVENIENT STORE.
"Welcome, yadayadayada, give me your money."
The clerk greets you.
"Hey man I need. _________"

what do you need?

>>18274691
>promise ring
AHAHAHA THAT IS SOOO INAPPROPRIATE.

>>18274646
White day presents include jewellery of all sorts.
We explain to the girls what they are and why wears giving it to Hina and there should be no problems at all.

Especially given the shit we are showering them with

>>18274697
Giant piles of chocolate, Frank Sinatra CD's we should probably go to a specialty store for the lingerie. ABC's of swords for Shirou. I don't know what else we need.

rolled 11 = 11

>>18274688
Implying trippin' and accidentally falling from our pocket

>>18274705
Dude. I'm not into scat

rolled 54 = 54

>>18274694
Yeaah, well, I haven't followed on what magic would be in the locket (if any?) so I can't say my estimate

What LINGERIE?
We never agreed to lingerie.

>>18274697
Jewelry and lingerie. We can probably get the chocolate ingredients at Pantasia.

>>18274711
Keima's vinyl record.

>>18274697
No helpful mode Ash today?

>>18274705
Sure, miscellaneous jewellery. But half our girls have no idea what the fuck white day was until we told them, and rings have *huge* cultural connotations for them.

>>18274701
>didn't know what a promise ring was
>look it up

Oh God I am so retarded.

It's the convenient store ain't it?

"I need a good-looking piece of jewelry that's also majaikal for a girl who flies with propellers on her legs and shoots guns too large for a normal person her size."

>>18274720
It's for the twins, I mean it's for them to wear not for us to where. I shouldn't be surprised that clarification was needed.

>>18274711
Original vinyl LP of "Fly me to the moon"
Ingredients for chocolates, eclairs, vanilla cookies, cakes and pancakes.
ABC's of swords pop up book.
Some mixed berries, honey and some small shakers

>>18274720
We agreed for lingerie for the twins days ago. Look it up.

>>18274720
Lingerie for the Hartmann's. We've been over this for the past 3 threads.

>>18274726
And rings, ANY RINGS are shit important in japang.

>>18274737

I think wrijf should get ingredients at pantasia dude.

>>18274697
Locket, Fly Me To The Moon vinyl LP and something to play it on, ABC of Swords, grand piano, lingerie. Wait, wasn't there a lingerie store in town at some point?

rolled 27 = 27

>>18274757
ayup

>>18274720
White lacy lingerie for the twins for white day

>>18274697
Know any custom majaikal jewellers?

>>18274718
Majaikal projection of us in a white suit we wore to the ball
A few context sensitive phrases and a few stock ones
Recording of us playing the violin song for Nanoha

>>18274756

we*

fuck auto correction in the butt.

>>18274763
>Know any custom majaikal jewellers?
Dresden

>>18274757
There was the costume shop ( future trip there with the girls necessary )
The clothes beam shop with not piccolo
The cross dressers castle
Don't remember a specific lingerie shop

>>18274757
The LP we can get at Derek Cain's music shop. We can probably get the ABC's of Swords here.

OK before we go crazy buying SOMETHING FOR EVERY GIRL WE KNOW:

We have a limited budget, and if we blow it all now we're fucked later.

Let's restrict our purchases to the girls we've got now. Twins, Nahona, and we've already bought for Hina. No need to buy stuff for Amazon, she's not on our radar (yet?) Yuki is far, far too shy for a gift now.

Twins are getting fancy underwear. Now what do we get for Nahona?

>>18274779
Ah yes I forgot we rolled for Deckard cains music shop, we would have to wait for a place change to come up though.

Anyway ONWARDS TO PANTASIA! FOR INNUENDO AND PIE!

>>18274797
We have more than enough money to get what we had planned, we nearly had 200 guptas which would easily cover our shopping for the next few weeks even if we went stupid

>>18274797

Some giri chocs for yuki, amazon, Vita and the ROD sisters should be sufficient.

Handmade, Hayate style, of course.

>>18274797
We're getting her the locket with the Hologram of us, our violin song and a few other features, at least as far as I know that was the plan.

>win the bet against Erica
>can dress her up in anything
>decide for stupid frilly dress
>not go for pic related

Come on guys, really?

>>18274797
I swear that everyone in this thread hasn't been in it for a week. We buy Nanoha the locket, even if we have to move the stores around by hand until we find the right one. The ones that aren't on our radar were getting munchy presents anyways, so that's no big deal.

rolled 15 = 15

>>18274816
She'd love it

>>18274816
She wears pants now. The only time she doesn't is when her armor is active (lolplanepants)

>>18274797
Nanoha is getting that majaikal locket, though I have no ideas for her birthday present.
As for all the other women, I think we agreed on confectionaries of various types.

>>18274811
Vita and the ROD sisters werent actually planned for
Shinku, Amazoness, Zuchinni ( if present ), Perinne ( if present ), Sakura, Keima, Elsie, The twins and Nanoha are all we were planning on getting gifts for

>>18274816
Pants, even those, won't embarrass her like the frilly dress will.

The clerk cuts you off as usual.
"Three bags of flour. 5 blocks of white chocolate, 3 blocks of black, 2 cartons of eggs, 3 bags of milk a box of strawberries, a ballgag, An original pressing of Sinatra's cover of FLY ME TO THE MOON, some strawberry scented lube, a vinyl player, and Nerf's newest edition of A-Z swords."
He says as he holds up a large pair of bags.
"4guptas and 12yonks."

he then turns to Jun.
"Oil, ointment, a pack of needles, a bale of adamantium cloth, and noise cancelling earmuffs."

The two of you pay for your purchases and leave.

WHERE NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>There's a lingerie shop SLANESH' SECRET
>mentioned the first time you went shopping

>>18274816
The point of the bet is to troll the ever loving fuck out of Erica for payback past and future.

Girly pink Sakura dress is the best plan for this since she wears normal clothes most the time now

>>18274826
>She wears pants now.

she does?
Hmm, didn't know that.

>>18274837
We should look for slaanesh's secret
And why do I have such an unhealthy fear of the mention of a ball gag.

Anyway onwards to Pantasia and hopefully we can have a plange chances happen while we are thee

>>18274829

I'm saying that we don't need proper gifts for them.

Just some normal chocs or sweets.

>>18274837
>>18274655

cough
We should have a look into that lingerie shop.

>>18274816

>>18274837
Cool, given that we'll have to wait for the rotation to get the locket and the lingerie lets go to Pantasia and talk bread.

rolled 13 = 13

>>18274837
>Ballgag
>Strawberry scented lube

>>18274837
I'm not sure if I want to know what some of those things are for. I remember the random body glitter incident.

For what now, I say we go grab that mad hatter by the collar and shake him until Slanesh's Secret turns up.

>>18274852
Oh I have nothing against getting gifts for them just we hadn't planned it

>>18274837
> a ballgag
> strawberry lube

WORRY

>>18274863
GROPE.jpg is evolved into RAPE.jpg

>>18274837

>noise cancelling earmuffs

"Should I ask?"

>>18274876
Shinku and Suiseiseki arguing, he mentioned they went on a fair bit the first time he brought them up

>>18274837
4 guptas? Damn that was expensive.
Let's go to Pantasia to drop off the bread sample we promised and to pick up some pastries and bread for tonight's dinner.

>>18274876
I'm guessing it's to ignore the Rozens' bitching. It would be handy the next time we bring Kraus over, though.

>>18274885
We make 31 a week.
4 is nothing

Hey guys. we should hang out with Jun more.
He's been dropping hints about the twin dolls for a while

We have another shot at TWIN TWINS

And if we get the Director, and Yuki, we get TRIPLE TWINS

>>18274837
Ask Jun about twin dolls, see if they like tea and would like to hang out with Kraus.

>>18274837
...

I'm imagining the shenanigans we're going to get up to with these things. I need to go take care of something, brb.

>oh god Ursula ball-gagged while Erica holds her down and we start applying the lube oh god oh god HNNNNNNNNNNNG

>>18274890
Kraus has a shot at twins, the dolls are tiny.

Yuki is indeed something to pursue... We need to make her some chocolates while we are at it

>>18274895
>not ERICA ballgagged.
>mfw

>>18274895
>oh god Hayate ball-gagged while Erica holds him down and Ursula starts applying the lube oh god oh god HNNNNNNNNNNNG
ftfy

>>18274895
I actually like the image of Erica bound and gagged while Ursula holds her down, more out of character for Erica... And more fun

>>18274890
Fuck yeah, double twins for us, and a pair for Kraus. All the twins belong to us.

DESU+PERRINE
FFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>18274930
Their hatred of each other would be glorious
Boku and MEEYAFOOJEE would get along quite well

>dolls
As the two of you take a break on a bench in the park, you decide to ask jun about Shinku's sisters.
"Hey man, you mentioned those twin dolls earlier. Why exactly are they here? Are they just looking around?"
"No, they're looking for mediums."
"Like you and Shinku?"
"Yeah, Souseiseki's medium died. And Suiseiseki never had one. Suiseiseki wanted me as her medium, but I couldn't handle two dolls at once."
"I see..." you answer

>>18274948
Let's introduce them to our twins!

>>18274955
GODS NO.
Erica and Suiseiseki would be the worst combination ever

>>18274948
Twin dolls, twin mediums?
Or Sakura and Tomoe. I assume Tomoe is around, can't really keep her away from Sakura...

>>18274955

I'd rather we pair them with other people.

Like Suiseiseki with Perrine and watch the fireworks display.

rolled 2 = 2

>>18274955
>>18274958
>>18274960

You guys are going at this from the wrong direction.

...
Introduce them to Kraus.

>introduced congrad
Captcha agrees.

>>18274948
If I find some likely candidates I'll let you know, what are qualities are we looking for, do they have to be living in the strictest sense, would our Devices for instance work, and should I keep an eye open for a spare pair of twins for them?

>>18274948
So I guess that's another line of divergence from Canon that allowed the Bureau to pick up Jun. In the series Jun also becomes the medium for Suiseiseki.

>>18274971
This was my plan. It would be epic

>>18274969
That's been the consensus so far

Hooking the dolls up with our twins would be a bad idea. They don't match personalities at all and Suiseiseki would try to cockblock us all the time because she thinks men are evil IIRC. It's been a bit since I watched RM.

>>18274971
That goes without saying, but they still need mediums.
Us and Hina? She'd get Desu, we'd get Boku. Almost as entertaining as Perrine.
Or dump them into SWQ universe with Shirley and Zucchini.
>"Are those dolls moving on their own?"
>"Magic."
>"Are they flying?"
>"Magic."
>"Are they TALK-"
>"MADGE. ICK."
>"FINE. GEEZ."

>Desu and Hina
"If you wanted that stupid human, why dont you jsut take him desu?"

>>18275002
>Hina and Desu
Almost as good as Perrinne and Desu
> Hayate and Boku
Flying mini butler? I like

>>18275009

I lika like Boku with Hina. Those two would mesh together well.

>>18275009
Mini reverse trap gardner.
But I dont think we need another familiar for now.
[poor LG must be pulling his head right now that we're thinking off adding more characters to the spotlight]

>>18275016
They would work well together

Boku and miyafoogee
Desu and Perrinne.

>>18275019
The twins have been incoming for a while. He mentioned them since about 12th thread

Let's get Ursula an Autoscribe pen

>>18275024
True, but as just passing references.
If we gave them to the twins, they'd be main characters

>>18275025
Victor can do that already I think.

We had plans to get Ursula a big grab bag of electronic goodies two of each a laptop, digital camera, handheld games system etc.

One was for her to pull apart and mess about with the other was to try out

rolled 36 = 36

>>18275025
Like the one she has already, except it also is an AI?

>>18275031
Nah even LG has mentioned bonding them to characters, just not the twins

"Maybe I could meet them sometime. Have tea with them or something."
"I'll try and arrange that." Jun tells you.

A few moments later the little man with the bell was once again running across the sidewalk.
"CHAAAAAAAAAAAAANGE PLACES!"
Pantasia moved to the right but didnt leave the front.
Slanesh' Secrets, The MIslabled potions store and Creed's cigars now faced the street.

There was a new store you've never seen before up front.

**ROLL FOR THIS NEW STORE**
Again first 50+

rolled 86 = 86

>>18275057
SUPERCHEAP AUTO
EVERYTHING AUTO AND MUCH, MUCH MORE

rolled 61 = 61

>>18275057

Darry's Dangerous Dungeons

rolled 80 = 80

>>18275057
Urist McIronmug's dwarven creations
Finest dwarven craftsmen making all sorts of majaikal goods

>>18275057
>>18274655

cough

>>18275062
FUCKING AUSTRALIANS

WHY ARE YOU EVEN AWAKE

>>18275067
We got the LP already so no need for it now

>>18275071
Because we are on the same time zone as LG
I hate that prick too for such a stupid choice but I suggested >>18275066 so I am biased

rolled 14 = 14

>>18275057
Goldstein, Silverman, and Houseki Jeweler's
Specializing in custom mundane and majaikal jewelry.

Hey Landing Gear, how do I contact you about running a quest?

>>18275085
Like, specific questions about how to run a quest, etc, like, making another quest about the IDPKB.

>>18275071
>he doesn't want to get Enforced

LG can we ignore the obvious troll?

>>18275095
Yeah fuck you too captcha.

>>18275062
What the Hell, man? We don't even have a car or even a motorcycle, nor do any of our girlfriends.
Are you that desperate to troll?

>>18275105
What part of "much, much more" do you not understand?
We can get PARTS, man. Parts for Ursula and Rood to fuck with and build combat cyborg waifu for us.

>>18275112
That it is a badly concealed troll post?

>>18275118
Dude, it's a new shop in town.
Plenty of shops have troll shops and LG has rightfully ignored them. We don't HAVE to go in.

>>18275112
You mean the Rood that has access to the Bureau's entire inventory and can just requisition shit to build his stuff, like he did with the flying china cabinet?
Are you full-on retarded?

>>18275126
Except we are trying for useful things now

Did LG die at his keyboard?

You see a store named SUPERCHEAP AUTO, it seems interesting enough.
And the prices posted in the window are pretty cheap.
But you wish it was a bikestore though.

WHERE GO OH MASTER BUTLERS?
>>18275089
>>18275085
heres my twitter
HappyBrownGuy

>>18275156
Throw our Molotov through the window

>>18275156
Pantasia, leave Jun outside if we can, not need to have rumors spread about us and Tsukino, it'll just end up bad, awkward or both. Let's show her our french loaf and knead her buns.

>>18275156
Go to Pantasia. Drop off our sample of bread and get a taste of Tsukino's pie. Pick up some bread for dinner, the go to Slaanesh's

>>18275172
And don't forget to taste her pie

>>18275156
Pantasia, then Slaanesh's Secret. Gotta get dat lingerie.
Also, we could probably get bike parts at Supercheap. Could definitely get oil, polish, tools and so on.

rolled 14 = 14

>Slanesh's Secrets

You guys do know that the female underwear comes with strap ons, at the very least.

>pantasia
"Hey man," you tell Jun, "can you drop by the ridiculously convenient store and ask the clerk for the stuff I forgot?" [you forgot nothing though]
"Sure. I'll be right back."

Now alone, you walk into Pantasia.
Inside, you find Tsukino and the afroman.

"OH HIIII!" she greet you cheerily. "You come back for my pie?"

[ ]LET ME AT IT.
[ ]I WILL CREAM IT
[ ]JAM IT IN

>>18275208
[x] J-J-JAM IT IN

>>18275203
Nah reasonable daemonette works there too, there is regular clothing.

And they have to sell to more than just slaaneshi here

>>18275208
Jam it in and once we've jammed it in we'll cream it.

>>18275208
[x] let me at it, and I'll let you taste my French baguette.

>>18275208
J-J-Jam it in
Followed by
I WILL CREAM IT

>>18275208

cream it!

>>18275223
This as well

>>18275217
>>18275225
These

>>18275208
"Let me at it." you tell her as she pulls out a slice of apricot pie on a plate. "Ill jam this in," you pull out a fork "then cream it." you pull out some whipped cream.

Her pie is the most delicious pie you've ever had to put your mouth to. You savor the flavor slowly.

"So? Do you like it?"
"Oh yes, your pie is delicious. I could eat it every night." you tell her.
"Well then, why don't you? I enjoy letting you eat my pie."
"I just may have to take you up on your offer."
"Hey.. Can I have some of that long hard thing down there?"

[ ]Put it in her hands
[ ]put it in her mouth
[ ]jam it in between her buns.

>>18274919
What the hell am I looking at here?

>>18275280
Put it in her mouth.

>>18275280
BETWEEN HER BUNS! FULL AHEAD MEN WE SHALL CONQUER THIS LAND

>>18275280
[x] Put in in her hands. She'll know how to use it.

>>18275280
In her hands. She knows what to do.

>>18275280
[x] put it in her hands.

"How'd you know I had this?"
You ask her as you take out an extra baguette from your folio and put it in her hands.
"Oh, I can smell it. And I like what I smell."
She sniffs it hard.
"hmnnn delicious."
She puts one end to her mouth and closes her lips around it.
After a moment she comes back up for air and says. "I love it in my mouth, it's soooo good."
"Well, if you're nice, It's not just your mouth where its gonna end up."
"Really now?" she says as she puts the rest away to enjoy later.
"So, you've eaten my pie, Ive tasted your bread. Anything else I can do for you tonight?"

[ ]YOUR BUNS I WANT TO SQUEEZE THEM
[ ]I WANT TO GIVE YOU MY MILK
[ ]FUCK THIS. LETS JUST DO IT

put it in her hands.

>>18275345
FUCK THIS!
The innuendo is too funny but I can imagine Kraus screaming this at him and can't stop laughing

>>18275345
[x]FUCK THIS LETS JUST DO IT!
What could possibly go wrong?

>>18275345
>vague option
[x] FUCK THIS LET'S JUST DO IT

>>18275345

[x] FUCK THIS, LET'S JUST DO IT

I know this leads to trouble but I love that everyone is just to the point of taking the most ridiculous option

ALL OF THEM!
WE SHALL MAKE KRAUS PROUD

>>18275345

I prefer that we take more self control... Damn it! Screw the self control!
[X ]FUCK THIS. LETS JUST DO IT

>>18275345
God, I am in pain here. I love and hate you at the same time, LG.

[X] FUCK THIS, LET'S JUST DO IT

"FUCK THIS. LETS JUST DO IT." you tell her as you jump her over the counter.
Your red hot oven of love now at maximum heat you proceed to introduce her to your masterbaker.
She puts him in her kitchen and allows him to knead her dough. thoroughly.

You were enjoying the breadmaking session so much you didnt notice the rolling pin as it came down on your head.

You wake up in wat seems to be a small metal box. a window in the front let you see outside.
"You think you can touch our tsukino just like that?"
The afroman asks you from the other side of the glass.
"Too bad, you runt. Not when I'm on watch."
he fiddles with some things above the window.
Everything suddenly feels so hot.
It was too late when you realized that you were inside on of Pantasia's ovens

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BREAD END
[x] reload

>[ ]YOUR BUNS I WANT TO SQUEEZE THEM
>[ ]I WANT TO GIVE YOU MY MILK
>[ ]Nah. I'm good.

>>18275396
YOUR BUNS I WANT TO SQUEEZE THEM!

>>18275396
>I WANT TO GIVE YOU MY MILK.
What could possibly go wrong?

>>18275396
Would I be wrong in suspecting the other options are also BREAD ENDs?
[x] nah I'm good.

>>18275396
So. Worth. It.

[X]Nah. I'm good.

>>18275396

[x] BUNS

Lets see how many dead ends we can get

>>18275407
>>18275404
Both of these.
We squeeze her buns then give her our milk

>>18275411
Don't you mean BRead ends?
And supporting the buns, we have waited so fucking long to squeeze her buns

"Your buns, I want to squeeze them." you tell her.
"Oh, is that all? no problem." she turns around hand you her buns...

When the afroman steps in between you.
"You want yo squeeze her buns eh?" hes holding a rather large rolling pin.
"Maybe you want to give her your milk?" hes waving the rolling pin around menacingly.
"Or maybe stick it in her oven?" the rolling pin barely misses the end of your nose...

"er... nah, I think I'm good." you tell the afroman as you bid a hurried good bye to tsukino.

You quickly go outside.
There you Find jun waiting for you.
"Here man," he says as he hands you a bag from the RCS. "The clerk said this is what you forgot."
You look inside the bag to see a leather saddle.

WAT DO NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18275456
Slaanesh's Secret.
>leather saddle
stopitboner.jpg

>>18275456
We must destroy the afroman.
Awesome aside for a bit though

>>18275456
Slaanesh's Secret, get some nice matching lingerie though having one of them be white and the other black would probably be best. Make sure that it's reasonably standard lingerie, no surprise dildo's or the like worked it, ask the owner if need be.

>>18275470
No both white lacy with garter belts.
Get some sluttier black ones too

>slanesh' secrets
Jun opts yo stay outside as you decide to go to Slanesh' Secrets
You walk in the plushly decorated store. Purple walls enclose a large number of racks with many tempting scraps of fabric on them
"heeeellowwwww beautiful, delicious boooooooy." something saddles up to you.
"What can I do TO you this fine evening?"

>>18275505
I need some lingerie for my girlfriends white and lacy with a garter belt

>>18275505
Oblivious charming butler mode engage.

>>18275505
This
>>18275496

>>18275505
Right, I need some sexy lingerie for my twins. What would you suggest for a pair of sexy German girls? I was thinking white and lacy with a garter belt.
Go into a bit more detail concerning the twins appearance so we can get the right stuff, their measurements, coloring physique, sizing and the like.

>>18275505
Say Max told us this was the best place for lingerie around and we need some >>18275496 for our girlfriends

>>18275505
"Hi there, Max told me this was the place to get stuff for my twins..."
"Ah yes, the germans. I've seen you with them.. You're gooooooood.... I have just the things for them."
Slanesh shows you a pair of matching lingerie, one in black and another in white. they have color inverted details in black and white as well.
"These are normal right? no Majaik, no surprises?"
"Oh they're normal boring stuff.. The special stuff i only produce upon request. Do you want the special stuff?"
"Errr... no?"
"Awww too bad. maybe next time."
Slaanesh packs your purchase and you hurriedly leave the store.

WHERE TO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18275563
Look around and see if there are any bars. We might get lucky and find some short grumpy bearded individuals who know about our watch

>>18275563
We need to think of a good gift for Nanoha's birthday as well as see if we can find the Locket we're looking for. Birthday present we can pull the paintball gun with explosive rounds but we need to find somewhere we can commission the locket. Go around town and ask if anyone knows anything useful.

>>18275583
Seconded, maybe a dwarf like >>18275575 suggested and see if we can't kill two birds with one stone...and hopefully avoid spikes and menacing things on the locket

>>18275563
Find a medical store. The lube, ball gag, and saddle point to a very painful future.

>>18275626
We can make a healing potion. It's one of the three we keep a liter of in our flask at all times

Still missing a final piece from your shopping list you wait for the stores to change again.

And right on cue...
"CHAAAAAAAAAAANGE PLACES!"
The man with the bell ran across the sidewalk.

Helga's shop returned. The cross dressing castle now sat beside slanesh's secrets and billy's hardware
A new shop stood there. at the end of the row.

**ROLL FOR IT**
>dear god just roll for it. please

rolled 33 = 33

>>18275641
Olaf Stoneaxes Mechanical Wonders

rolled 58 = 58

>>18275641
Urist Konganusan's majaikal jewellers and clockmakers

rolled 36 = 36

>>18275641
Crazy Hassans Pet Shop and Camel Emporium

rolled 100 = 100

>>18275641
Jemma's Jewellery Jamboree

rolled 46 = 46

>rolling for you guys
FAMILY JEWELS

>>18275639
Yeah, I kinda derped there.

>>18275657
Well fuck we ended up with a godlike jewellery store. Chances are they will have a fucking Cassiopeia in stock rather than just knowing how to jury rig ours some more.
And they'd have the type of locket we want by the dozen

>>18275658
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM
>>18275657

As if reading your mind, there stood Jemma's Jewellery Jamboree.
You quickly walk inside.

"Hi do you do commissions?"
"Of course!" the chipper woman behind the glass counter says with a smile

"Do you have an idea of the design?"

>>18275675
Heart shaped? Seems traditional.

>>18275675
Heart with a mushroom cloud in it.

>>18275682
As a locket, with the holoprojecter inside.

>>18275675
A simple locket engraved with wings, able to project a majaikal hologram, say context sensitive lines and all purpose lines, has the ability to play certain things on request

Also produce the cassiopeia and ask "and do you know anything about these?"

>>18275700
Yes, lets produce the Cassiopeia, see if we can get it repaired.

"Im gonna need a locket. Engraved with wings."
you tell her as you quickly make a sketch on a scrap of paper.
"Its got to have a holo projector and audio storage."
"it's also should be able to say context sensitive lines."
You tell her as you hand the sketch over.
"Simple enough. I can get one done for 20guptas. if you pay for it now It will be done by tomorrow afternoon."

[ ]de eet
[ ]dont do eet

>>18275771
Do it. We've got about 120 or so left. Save the rest for an emergency.

>>18275771
Do EET
And then ask about the Cassiopeia, fancy jewellery store like that would know something about the,

>>18275771
Go for it, she'll cherish it forever. Ask about watches, specifically the Cassiopeia, ask if they know anything about it, where to get replacement time cogs and so on.

>>18275771
Actually we have about 140ish counting today's pay

>>18275771
[x] do it

rolled 18 = 18

Simple enough? Jesus christ I don't want to know what the more normal or obscure ones are

>>18275819
It's really not that complex. Take a locket, replace the interior picture with a small holoprojector. Probably doesn't even really need anything extra for contextual events.

"Sure, I'll pay now."
As she ring up your commission you pull out your watch.
"Hey, can you take a look at this? I got it busted up and I was wondering if you could fix it."

She takes your watch and looks it over.
"Oh my." she says "What a beautiful piece."

"Unfortunately our dwarven smith Cogbeard is on leave right now, he could'ave taken a look at this and maybe fixed it. He's out on a spirit journey, looking for a new hammer. He should be back in about a year or two."

"Wow. that's too bad. Anyway, I'll come back for the locket tomorrow evening if that's okay with you."
"Sure. I'll have it waiting for you then."

You and jun head out of the store and back onto the sidewalk.

WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

HOME. The girls are waiting

>>18275893
TO THE DOCTOR!

>>18275893
To the Doctor, go to the store when Cogbeard is there whether it be future or past. Also we haven't seen him lately.

>>18275907
Let's see if he's in, and get ready for time travel shenanigans if he is.

>>18275893
To home and to bed because holy fuck 4:30 AM and SWQ is on tomorrow (or today, depending on how you look at it). Gotta get ready for that NOPLOTEVER rage.

>>18275922
Future is a safer bet, we know he should be 2 years so we jump 4 years ahead

>>18275930
NOPE.jpg
Go to sleep anon we will ensure things go well

The doctor. This must be explored ASAP

I can see LG thinking right now
He is thinking "it's the FUCKING T REX all over again"

>>18276019
Oh yeah, we still need to weaponize Ted. Someone besides me thought it was a good idea last thread.

>>18275931
2.5 years. We go too far, he could be away again. But that could happen any way.

I propose we say to the Doctor, if he's in, "I've found a lead on getting the Casseiopeia fixed, but… I was told he's away for the next year. I was wondering if you might be up to helping me meet with him?"

Well, something like that, at least

>home
>because even I am sleepy now.

You and Jun walk back to the bureau, having had enough excitement for the night.
You go up to your room and find the three girls waiting for you.

"Welcome back." Ursula and Nanoha say.
"Got anything to eat?" Erica adds.
"You girls haven't had dinner yet?"
"Oh, we ate already. I just want to eat some more." Erica tells you with a grin.
"well, i could whip up a quick sandwich or so." you tell her.
you materialize a couple of club sandwiches and you take one for yourself and leave Erica to Demolish the other.

"So how were your days?" you ask Ursula and Nanoha.
"I told you about mine already." Nanoha says with a giggle.
"I was helping mr.Rood build some more flying furniture. It was a flying sofa this time. He also had blue prints for a flying recliner. " Ursula tells you.
"Huh. So he still won't stop pulling those pranks huh?"
"Indeed." she answers you.

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After you finished your sandwich and had a quick shower, you jumped into bed with the girls.
"I'm sorry girls, but I just want to curl up and go to sleep early tonight. It's been a long day."
They arrange themselves around and on you and say
"Sure, im tired too. Fucking shirou."
"I can use the early rest."
"I'm sleepy."
You give the three of them your usual goodnight kisses and prepare to go to sleep.

The exact moment you closed your eyes, someone knocked on the door.

[ ]answer
[ ]dont answer