It’s the middle of the night, and something stirs you awake.
You take a quick assessment of the situation.
Erica is half-way to falling off the bed by your legs.
Nanoha is now in between you and Ursula instead of being between you and Hina like earlier.
And Hina is curled up beside you, using your arm as a pillow.
”Thank you.” You hear her whisper.

ALL HANDS ON DECK

>Voyages of the HMS Swagtanic going smoothly.
>New STORYTIEM thread
>Bottle of Gin
This saturday is best saturday.

>>18280380

Excelleeeeeent

>>18280418

Smile and gently ruffle her hair.

Then go back to sleep

>>18280428
Aye

>>18280418
We need Hayate shooped into a whycantiholdalltheseX.jpg with the girls' faces in his arms.

>>18280418
If that's a
>wut do

We do >>18280467

>>18280467

Yes enjoy the moment and then sleep with a happy grin.

It’s dawn. The first few rays of sun appear over the mountains.
Your legs hurt.
You look down and find Erica giving you a figure-4 leglock in her sleep.
Ursula and Nanoha have their arms draped across your torso in an embrace.
Hina is doing the same on your left.
Once again you wake up covered in women. And you don’t mind it one bit.

[ ]get up
[ ]stay longer

Do we still have Sakamoto's uniform?
I think we should put Erica in it when the witches arrive

>>18280538
We left it with Perrine, before coming back. I expect her to return it to use when she arrives.

Also, the frilly dress is for when the next group arrives.

>>18280532

Always the same problem in the morn.

Do our usual. Get up without disturbing the ladies, shower and prepare breakfast for them.

>>18280532
augh, want so bad to stay, but we got so much to do.
[x] get up

>>18280532
[x]get up
Preferably before Erica tries to roll over and sprains our knee or something.

[X ]get up
[ ]stay longer

Teleport out from the bed and then massage our own the legs before taking shower and making breakfast.

We literally have all this shit to do
To do list:
Therapy with Dr. Ikari
Enforce the terms of the bet for Erica to wear a FRILLY dress designed by Sakura for 3 days, starting the day the new Witches arrive. Convince Mike to let/make her wear it during class, bribe as necessary.
See the Doctor about an extra dimensional swag palace for us to start working on.
See Ryuu about making new potions (BEARMODE, genderswap, Swag brew) from scratch and see if our alchemy skills have advanced enough for that, we might have another good alchemy student for him(Who was this potential new alchemy student again?) Read new Alchemy book.
Continue to pursue Yuki, library rendezvous
Work with Hina on her fear of heights, give her the new accessories.
Have tea with the daughters of Rozen, consider Mediums
Track down Cogbeard the dorfen clockwork specialist. Requires the Doctor’s help
Explore Ted’s tactical capabilities
Plan a day long event with one of the Bureau’s facilities
----Shopping----
White day presents are taken care of, just need to bake food and pick up the locket.
Consider birthday present for Nanoha, possibly paintball gun+Molotov rounds
we still need to get our hands on a Grand Piano for classy entertaining. Solve limited space problem, possibly remove couch, or somehow combine the couch with a grand piano

>>18280532
Gotta get that dress ready for Erica. Get up.

On that note, how about we make her wear the dress for two days and then something she might hate less for the thirds? A suit maybe?

Tentative Schedule

Sunday Picnic/evening ERICA
Monday evening URSULA
Tuesday bar crawl
Wednesday Whiteday group date
Thursday Nanoha party
Friday [hina day?]
Saturday library romp
Sunday training with sousuke


I didn't include general trolling of Keima/Kenji/Shirou because it's kind of assumed that we do that whenever we get the chance.

Guys. Too early for breakfast. The sun is barely up.
Lets stay for an hour more. It's a weekend anyway

I make no claims to be good at this, and it's the first time I've actually used GIMP, but here's a first go at coloring dem uniforms. Or at least one of them.

>mfw I'm following this and katawa yandere quest at the same time
Why are weekends such a brutal sort of awesome?

You are Katsura Hinagiku, a new trainee for the IDPKB
There's this guy in your class.
And you're spending the night in his room.

You only wanted to sleep on the couch.
You only wanted to be in the same room as him.
But you ended up in the bed with him and the girls.
He's just so warm.

You are Katsura Hinagiku, a new trainee for the IDPKB
There's this guy in your class.
And you're in his bed.

You quietly gave him a kiss, hoping he wouldn't wake up.
You settle yourself back down beside him.
And begin to lose yourself in his warmth


>>18280713
the suits are white with blue and gold detailing.
Not blue with gold.

>>18280864
Woah now. She'd better slow her roll before she ends up a smoldering crater. I don't remember her being formally accepted by the Council of Bitches.

>get up

You quietly teleport yourself out of the bed before Erica could break your bones.
You land softly on wobbly feet, and head to your bath.
The hot water wakes you up completely, and you walk out ready for the day.
You look back quickly over to your bed and see Erica is crawling towards Hina.
But other than that, all of them are still asleep.

You prepare breakfast for five.

WAT MAKE?

>>18280919

Close enough, they pulled her into bed together.

>>18280923

Do something fancy for once.

Japanese breakfast.

Hot steaming rice with loads of side dishes everywhere and miso soup.

Gotta have Natto there as well just for the bleargh from Erica and Ursula.

>>18280930
They let Sakura in too, and for about the same reasons. Kissing is a whole other thing than bed sharing.

>>18280923
food preparation, my one weakness.
Uh, how about omelets? with different stuff in each for each of the girls. some hash browns or diced potatoes in erica's. other...food...in the other ones.

>>18280940
Yes japanese breakfast but with mix of both traditional and western style.

>>18280586
MEEYAFOOJEE is the new student, she showed interest in it during our stay

>>18280923
The whole spread as usual

>>18280940
You know what'd be pretty cool to learn next time we want to make a potion? We should learn to make a potion that helps out when learning something new, like it makes retention easier or helps you focus. Then we could mix that into the morning breakfast ritual [with the girls' consent of course].

Also don't we have a power that we got when Mike recruited us that we haven't used yet? It was a cigar or something right?

>>18281001
gracias. i had totally forgotten that.

>>18281010
Yeah smoke screen, we haven't used it yet.
We have had a few situations where it might of been useful but we got through them just fine anyway

>>18281010
Our cigar smokescreen, yes. Our fighting style thus far hasn't been subtle enough to think of taking advantage of it.

>>18280950
Yep they are ok with dragging people into the bed
for sharing the bed.

And given their response so far they don't even mind the idea of adding Hina permanently

>>18281062
Well it has but consensus or rolls went towards us being flashy BEST BUTLER which was fine as well

For a change of pace, you put together a traditional Japanese-style breakfast.
Steamed rice, miso soup, broiled salmon, tamagoyaki, tsukemono pickles, nori, and natto.
As a nod to Erica's love of potatoes, you also put together some nikujaga.

Surprisingly, even after you've done and cooked breakfast, Erica doesn't stir awake, she's busily snuggling with Hina in her sleep.
All the girls are still peacefully sleeping.

WAT DO?

>>18281078
They don't seem to mind, but Hina still hasn't actually asked. I kinda feel like this is one of those things where you have to vocalize it. Clear communication is important. Besides, not being clear leaves you open to Erica trolling.

>>18280864
Damnit. I thought I'd misinterpreted what you said, to some degree. Oh well.

>>18281108
start brewing some delicious smelling tea, pull out the Dapper Duo to serve so everyone can eat at the same time.

>>18281108

Make bread for Sousuke

Prepare bentos for all the girls, including Hina

>>18281108
Wake them up gently. Start with Ursula so she can laugh at her sister.

>motherfuck. I broke a tooth.
>brb

>>18281114
Yeah, maybe we should bring it up over breakfast

>>18281108
Set up Sousuke's bread for the day
Get some things planned for our picnic
If we have time before the picnic show Hina the slow fall pin and show her how it works, possibly by taking her up high and jumping off the saucer while having it on

>>18281143
>>18281144
Both of these, especially the latter one. Also get a picture of it.

>>18281155

Good god, man. You ok??

WTF happened?

>>18281144
Yes, wake up Ursula and let her watch at her sister.

>motherfuck. I broke a tooth.
Ouch man! How serious?

>>18281108
PHOTOGRAPHS.

>>18281155
Well, bollocks.

>>18280532
Am I the only one who finds Erica's morning attacks on us sort of cute but scary?

that and her apparent happiness to cling to anyone in her sleep

>>18281155
Woah dang

>>18281191
it's not each other they're clinging to, it's the residual warmth we transmitted to them while we slept.

>>18281186
Yes pictures to remember the moment

>>18281180
Wake up Ursula and Nanoha so we can have a chuckle and fill them in on the bet and get their support

>fucking SWQ
>laugh so hard
>fall of chair
>break a fang hitting it on my desk

>>18281259
Dang yo is it bad?

>>18281259

Eeeks. Better go have that looked at soon man.

Last time i chipped a tooth, the nerve died.

>>18281259
Is it bleeding? Cracked? Did you just chip the enamel or did you go all the way down to the nerve? Depending on how bad it is, you might want to go see a dentist - or even a doctor.

You begin to make bread for Sousuke.
While waiting for the dough to rise, you have Kraus take a few snapshots of Erica hugging Hina, with her hand down the back of Hina's pajamas.

You then take out Ted and J, advising them to get ready for breakfast.

You consider showing Hina the FeatherFall pin but decide to leave it off till Whiteday.

As you put the bread into the oven, Ursula wakes up.
"Mooneen" she says sleepily.
"Shhhh.." you tell her, and point at Erica and Hina.
"Heh." she says as she takes out Victor and undoubtedly also takes pictures.

>>18281365
check in with Ursula. feels like we haven't had a chance to just talk to her in ages.

>>18281365
Great minds think alike.

>>18281365

Dude, how bad is the chip?

>>18281259
You sir, need to refine your chair sittin' skills

So, uh, blue in place of the black on the uniforms? 'Cause that's what I did this time. Or should I reverse the blue and gold? I could do that too, if you like.

>>18281276
>>18281337
>>18281349
the whole tooth came out.
heh.
Meh bleeding stopped after some ice.

my dentist isnt in on sundays, and i dont trust the other guy that works at that place. Ill pop by tomorrow

>>18281433
jesus man, that sounds painful.

>>18281433

Good sir, I would honestly advice you go seek help. Perhaps the local hospital is open.

>>18281433
>the whole tooth came out

FFFFFF- dude, get some gauze on that if you haven't already. Even if it stopped bleeding now, there's a good chance it'll reopen for awhile whenever you eat/drink/talk.

yo LG, my sister's a dentist, she says you ought to get to an emergency room ASAP, and to put your tooth in a glass of milk.

With that finished you and Ursula sit at the table for breakfast.
"So. How are things with you?" you ask her as you hand her a fork, since she was struggling with the chopsticks.
"I'm fine. Work down in R&D is fun and rewarding. When the Major comes in she should have some more parts I need for the striker. I still can't find a local equivalent to replace the crystals in it."
She answers you as she begins to eat in earnest.

"That's good. Hey, maybe we could go out some time next week?" you ask her.
"The three of us?"
"No. Just you and me. Maybe we could go someplace you like. See a film. Anything." you tell her as you reach across the table for her hand.
"You're my girlfriend as well, and I feel like I've been spending too little time with you."
She blushes. "Yes, I'd love to go." came her sweet answer.

Nanoha and Hina wake up.

This and SWQ! What a glorious day Saturday this is!
This quest is essentially my favorite "TV show" since I'm not usually awake to play, I try to catch the tail end of the thread or catch up on the archive

>>18281531
seriously, get to an emergency room if you can.

With that finished you lead Ursula to the table for breakfast.
"So, how are things with you?" you ask her as you hand her a fork, since she was struggling with the chopsticks.
"Oh, I'm fine." she answers as she begins to eat in earnest. "Work down in R&D is fun and rewarding. I have access to much more materiel than I ever did back in my home dimension. And once the major comes in, she should have some more old strikers with her i could experiment week?" you ask her
"The three of us?"
"No. Just you and me. maybe go someplace you like. Watch a Movie. Anything." you reach for her hand across the table.
"Your my girlfriend too, and I feel like I haven't been spending much time with you as I should."
She blushes. "I'd love to go." she tells you sweetly.

At that moment Nanoha and Hina wake up.

"That's good. Hey, how about we go out some time this week?"

>doesnt hurt surprisingly.
>well except for the banged lip.
>seems im getting another tooth added to my dentures
>i wonder what kind of Choppa I can get with this toof.

>>18281531
>>18281690
>oh god how do i make post.

>>18281690
We can ask Erica about going out tonight during breakfast. Nanoha just got one, and she's got another on her birthday in a couple days. Leave Hina to stew. If she wants one, she has to ask.

>>18281713
So, did I do better with >>18281425?

I require feedback, damnit!

>>18281690
For picnic: strawberry milk, milk tea, strawberry sandwiches, cookies, strawberry shortcake.

Think it's too much strawberry?

>>18281820
>strawberry sandwiches

nigga wut?

>>18281834
It's a real thing. Sounds appropriate for girls picnic.
https://www.google.com/search?q=strawberry+sandwich&hl=en&site=webhp&prmd=imvnse&tbm
=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=GyRcT6qdBYry0gGhxJDCDw&ved=0CD8QsAQ&biw=1262
&bih=744

>>18281834
Strawberry jam, man. Usually goes with peanut butter.

>>18281820
There's not enough strawberry. Needs strawberry cookies.

"EEP!" Hina exclaims when she realizes Erica's hand was down her trousers.
She struggles to get out of Erica's vice-like grip.
It only ends up with Erica pulling her bottoms down.
She gets up hurriedly, Erica managing to pull her bottoms down to her ankles as she does so.
The last thing you saw before a pillow hits your face were Hina's cute pink panties.

--------------------------------------------------
Everyone's at the table now.
The four girls on either side, and You and Ted at the ends.
"So girls, any plans for today?" you ask them
"Vita and I will be going to train a bit." Nanoha answers.
"We'll be going to town this morning. To check out that new shop." Erica says for the two of them.
Hina just keeps quietly eating her breakfast.


WAT NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18281845
Ok, strawberries and cream cheese is always a winning combination - but putting it between two slices of wonderbread goes against every culinary instinct I have.

Maybe if it was like, two slices of yellow cake? I could get behind that.

>>18281851
Nigga didn't say PB&J

strawberries in cream.
Strawberry pudding [if thats not a thing it should be]
strawberry coolaid

>>18281872
that would be a strawberry shortcake then

>>18281869
Nanoha will be coming to Sakura's picnic, yes?
Ask Hina about her plans for the day, just to be polite.

Well, without LG saying I did it wrong, I'mma start on those other uniforms.

>>18281869
Make sure Erica's free for date time tonight.

Did LG poof on us?

>>18282078
Probably distracted with SWQ.

>>18282088
I know that feel. Busy playing KY over on /a/ myself.

>Hina
>Erica
"So Hina." you ask her, "Did you sleep well?"
"Yes... Up until she was groping me..." she throws a sideways look at Erica.
"Heh. If you sail with us, prepare to be boarded." she answers with a smirk.
"Any plans for today?" you ask her.
"I was gonna consult with Mike over some things."
"Cool. I guess I shall check in with him soon."

you then turn to Erica who's stuffing her face with nikujaga [meat and potatoes]
"You free for tonight?" you ask her.
"Yeah. Why?"
"Oh, not much I just wanted to take you out."
"All of us?" she asks much like her sister did.
"No. Just you. I feel like I need to spend more time with you. Ursula and I will go out some time in the middle of the week."
"Sure. Your treat!"
"Of course." you answer her.

---------------------------------------------
With breakfast down, all of you head your separate ways for now.

WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18282131
Hand the bread over to Sousuke, check in with Mike on when our appointment with our therapist is scheduled for.

Also, guys, picnic AFTER therapy?
Gives us more time for the picnic, and it's supposed to be relaxing.

>>18282165
picnic makes more sense before lunch

>>18282165
We can also clear the Erica dress issue with Mike while we're there. Otherwise, I agree. Picnic after should make us feel better after the therapy anyways.

Soo.. we head to Mike's?

>>18282241
First drop off Sousuke's daily bread rations, then we call up Mike.

Assuming we have some free time....

>>18282285
That's still on the list. We're just waiting to get her and Zucchini together and dose them both at once.

Heh, now that I've caught up...

"Hey Mike."
"Hey kid, what's up?"
"Caught Erica with her hands down another girl's pants, and I needed to check on my therapy appointment."
"Wait, what?"
"Hmm? Oh no, I'm not upset about the Erica thing.... Dammit, now I can't remember what I came her to talk to you about."
"That's easy you... Damn."
"Lesbians?"
"Lesbians."
"Damn. Kraus?"
"LESBIANS."
"Damn. Well, hopefully it wasn't too important."
"Yeah, alright. See ya kid."

>>18282329
Hayate should be used to that by now. He's been seeing twincest pretty frequently, I think.

rolled 77 = 77

>>18282285
Specifically to that picture, obtain chocolate covered Espresso Beans, and give them to Sakura. It's much easier to get children to eat those than to drink hot, sugarless Espresso.

That, or Tiramisu.

Why'd the thread get so quiet?

Did the Lesbians get everybody?

>>18282355
I dunno, are there lesbian things going on over at SWQ?
>>18282352
>implying we won't load that espresso with enough sugar to kill a diabetic
We want her to break the dimension barrier, so of course we're bringing the sugar.

You decide to go to Mike's to check in with that therapy appointment.
But before you leave the dorms you drop off Sousuke's bread.
After three knocks you hear the sounds of heavy bolts being unlatched, chains being taken down, and what sounded like some sort of hydraulic mechanism being activated.

"Good morning." he greets you.
"Hey man, Here's your bread." you tell him as you hand him three baguettes fresh from the oven.
"Thank you. Wait right there." he tells you as he heads off inside.
He comes back out with a small paper bag.
"Try carrying it around till tomorrow. See how it feels on you."
You open the bag to find a pistol, an M1911 to be accurate. It also came with a shoulder holster.
"Just test how comfortable you are with it." He says as he closes the door.

You quickly slip the holster on under your jacket and head to Mike's office

>>18282352

>Chocolate Covered espresso beans.

Chocolate covered espresso BEARS.

You know you want it.

>>18282350

Actually, it seems to be mostly them on us. Not with each other.

I like to think that Hayate is just now beginning to realize the potential glory in Lesbians.

>>18282384
Not that I can tell. It's men in baths time. And Minna has MC's pants.

>>18282355
I'm recoloring more uniforms, myself.

>>18282395

>1911

Yessss....

You arrive at Mike's office to find Hina on the couch.
"Hey kid," Mike greets you from behind a cloud of cigar smoke "What can I do for you?"

Not enough talk. Or fast enough posting from LG.

It's hard to create funny in a vacuum. But damned if I won't try.

By the way, has captha been getting insane for anybody else lately?

It didn't even have WORDS or SHAPES this time. One half was blue, and the other side had black and white stripes.

>>18282443
"Hi Mike. I just wanted to know when that appointment was set for today.
"Oh, and would it be okay if Erica wore a dress to class for days this week?"

>>18281690
Ok LG I loved you already but the choppa line had me laugh so hard I sprayed my desk and computer with my drink this time.

>>18282395
We can't forget to bribe mike for the bet
Or Mentilate Madoka to get the Sakura video, or Na oha whichever is first

>>18282443
Therapy and Erica's dress.

>>18282450
Nope, mine just wants me to type in greek, hebrew, or russian.

>>18282443

"Two things, I needed to see when you set that appointment for the therapy thing. The other... Erica made a bet with me on that last exercise. What do I need to do to convince you to let her show up in non-regulation clothing for a couple days."

If he asks, describe the cloths.

>>18282450
Captcha wont accept my entries.
even if they were correct.
takes my 3 tries average.
[also damn thing wont refresh by itself. shows me the same fucking image everytime.]
Need to refresh it manualy

>>18282450
I am getting lots of Hebrew and gibberish but no colours yet

>>18282474

Yeah, it's been doing the static image to me too.

rolled 84 = 84

>>18282352
>Tiramisu

Now that I've started thinking about it, Tiramisu is probably the best choice for making Sakura go on a super sugar caffeine dimension shattering rampage. Make it with special high caffeine Espresso and coffee liqour? Check. Can we garnish it with BEAR gummi's? Check. Can we even add in a little "Hayate special" potion of wakefulness during baking? Check. Will it look like the most elegant and mouthwatering cake Sakura has ever seen? Easily.

>>18282511
>hey guys, let's start the apocalypse by making a cake

>>18282511
Plus Luchinni would probably like it too since she is Italian.

I think we have our CLANG "WHAT THE" CLANG "FUCK WAS THAT?" plan sorted out

I would rather have bears and caffeine be separate the first time, mainly because I think Sakubear and Luchibear would be adorable

>>18282463
Better to hook him up afterwards than bribe him now. It prevents nagging little moral issues.

>>18282523
What better way to start it?

>>18282543
Nah, he expected the cigars to be a bribe and we don't have to give it to him now, we just give it to him when we get the chance

Plus I like the idea of an ever cooled mini keg of holding a bit too much

"I just wanted to check in on you with what time that appointment was."
"The therapy? It's at 10:00" He tells you.
HIna looks up at you from the couch.
"You're getting therapy? Why?" she asks

WAT SAY OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18282595

Wait, she was in the office?

FUUUUU-

"We haven't known each other long enough for me to burden you with my life story. It would make a lot more sense in context."

>>18282542
you know.. i have always thought tiramisu was Japanese

>>18282595
"Because the God of our world is a sadistic bastard, and so is Santa. I've got some things to sort out because of it. It's for everyone else's good as much as my own."

>>18282595
Oh man, I can't believe I completely missed Hina being on the couch.

"I've got some...memories that I need to get sorted out."

>>18282595
"Mike can explain. I need to go now"

>>18282646
>and so is Santa
That should be "and so is the Santa".
We met the real Santa, and he's a nice guy.

>>18282649
Woah, no. We're not leaving until Erica wears the dress to school.

>>18282660
You're right, that's what I meant. My bad.

Explain the basics and get back to asking mike about our bet

>>18282641
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiramisu
We learn something new every day

My uncle is married to an Italian and she does it for special occasions from her family recipie
Best dessert ever

The Japanese adopted and love it too though

>basics
>go back to mike

"I have some issues I need to work on.Horrible youth, abandonment, the works." you tell her quickly.
"Anyway Mike. I was wondering if you could do me a favor."
"Who did you kill, and how many witnesses?" he asks.
"No. Nothing like that... Yet." you answer
"I made a bet with Erica before the simulations. Loser has to wear an outfit of the winner's choosing FOR THREE DAYS. I was wondering if you'd let her go to class in a really really reaaaaaally frilly dress."

**ROLL EM**

>>18282741
It's like it's made from the jizz of the creamy confectionaries god.

rolled 2 = 2

>>18282790
AND AWAY WE GO

rolled 9 = 9

>>18282790
Come in brorilla you haven't failed us yet!

rolled 93 = 93

>>18282790
I hope that it has frills. And lace. And ribbons.

rolled 69 = 69

>>18282790
Dice gods hear my prayer!

>>18282800
>>18282806
Well shi-

>>18282812
Ha!

rolled 59 = 59

>>18282812
Looks like it's a go

>>18282812
Mike is gonna love the idea...

rolled 92 = 92

DEM FRILLS
DAT LACE

>>18282790
Why is adult Luchinni so godamned hot?

>>18282812
"As long as you incorporate the uniform's color scheme, I will allow it." He then smirks "It should be fun to see ms.NOPANTS squirming in a petticoat."

"Thanks Mike. I'll make sure she squirms."
You leave the office to leave Mike and Hina alone.

On the digital clock in the hall the time reads [8:45]

WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18282882
Mentally update Sakura on the color scheme.

The most reasonable thing on our to do list right now seems to be tea with the Daughters of Rozen.

>>18282876
because italians.

>>18282882
See the doctor.
If we can get him to drop us off in front of Jemma's jewellery 2.5 years in the future and get the Cassiopeia fixed would be nice

>>18282882
I dunno, I'm too busy looking at Lucchini's zucchinis.

>>18282882
Let Sakura know about the color requirements, and that the picnic will be in the afternoon sometime.

Right now we have an hour to kill, so maybe see what all the fuss is about with the Rozen twins.

>>18282882

Go see the Docotr. Shouldn't take us any time at all.

Stop by Ryuus on the way by, see if he can teach us the slider potion.

Go tell Sakura about the colorscheme.
Tea with dolls, let's hook Kraus up.

Doctor see if we can do some time fuckery
I want a reason to use the time hat

>Doctor

You head down to the medical wing, since it's also where you'll need to be for therapy.
You walk down the halls quietly to keep IT from hearing you.
As you sneak down the corridor to the doctor's box, you observe a man in a white shirt and a black tie, with a ponytail doing much the same as you.

You arrive at the place where the box should be but it's not there.
On the stand a new sign has been posted:
[ OUT FOR LUNCH, BE BACK IN 3 YEARS]

And then you heard IT.
"My, My, My... If it my favorite boys in the world..."
You and the man in white shirt a few doors down panic.

**ROLL TO ESCAPE FRANK THE NURSE**

>>18282948
This sounds like a good idea.

If we get into time travel more though we need to ask the doctor how to stop the feedback from screwing with our devices head so to speak

rolled 64 = 64

>>18283135
Oh god, not again!

rolled 17 = 17

>>18283135
>You and the man in white shirt a few doors down panic.

WE JUST NEED TO OUTRUN THE MAN IN WHITE SHIRT!

>>18283135
Time to channel Kraus..
Or maybe we could actually use our smoke screen. But that might be a bad idea

rolled 39 = 39

>>18283135

Point dramatically.

"Look a distraction!"

Then GTFO

rolled 28 = 28

>>18283135

Look him right in the eye.

"Not today Frank."

Then just walk past him. Like A Boss.

rolled 27 = 27

>>18283135

Looks like things are getting.... dicey.

rolled 100 = 100

NOOOOOOOOOPE.
Then throw the other guy at Frank.

rolled 84 = 84

>>18283189
>rolled 28 = 28

obviously not.

Lets just teleport the fuck away

rolled 76 = 76

>>18283135

Dammit all.

We're going to get raped, aren't we?

>>18283202
>nat 100
I feel sorry for the other guy. I wonder who it is.

rolled 89 = 89

>>18283202

>100

But at what cost?

Don't leave a man behind like that you bastard!

rolled 16 = 16

>>18283202
That's.... very unbutlery-like. But when our manhood is at stake....

I suggest we take this roll and save the man instead.

>>18283221

Oh NOW I roll well?

What the shit, /tg dice?

rolled 20 = 20

>>18283153
Fucking auto fill, have no clue how dicescribe came up

>>18283202
That poor poor bastard.
He is gonna hate us something fierce now

>>18283202
"NOOOOOOOOOOOPE!"
You say as you run the fuck back as you get to the man in the white shirt, you grab him by the collar and throw him at Frank.
"I'm sorry man!" you yell at him as you speed away.

You run fast like the wind, not even bothering where you're going . You just run.
And then you hear it approaching fast behind you.

>>18283265
That was just cold, man. Throwing someone to Nurse Frank is conduct unbecoming of a butler and a gentleman.

>>18283265

>it

SHIT FRANKS GAINING!

>>18282790
Is it wrong of me, that I kinda wish we'd gotten a 1 on one of these rolls?

>>18283284

We all pointed that out.

The 100 made our entirely valid complaints irrelevant.

>>18283298

I don't see how he can top the 'time warp' bad end.

>>18283322
Neither do I, but I've picked up this morbid fascination with seeing what LG will do for bad ends.

>>18283265
"mustrunawaymustrunawaymustrunaway..."
You hear this mantra being muttered from behind you.
You look back to see the man you threw earlier with his shirt torn open.
He's gaining on you fast.
And behind him was IT.

**ROLL AGAIN**

rolled 60 = 60

>>18283351
Timestop.
Grab man.
Teleport out together.

rolled 3 = 3

>>18283351
I probably shouldn't do this.

rolled 14 = 14

>>18283351
Come on and use that lube we got last night. OIL SLICK.

rolled 17 = 17

>>18283351
HALT. HAMMERZEIT!
Switch to Bunny Mode, grab the guy, run away.

Today's just a picnic day, I think we can afford the Time Stop.

rolled 11 = 11

>>18283357

rolled 73 = 73

>>18283351

Why the HELL did we give up our rape-whistle?

>>18283393

Meh.

Could be worse.

>>18283393
More entertaining this way.

>>18283393
Because Jakob needed it more?

rolled 34 = 34

Fuuuuuuu

>>18283407
This is our second Frank encounter this week, at the least. I'm pretty sure we need it more now.

>>18283407
>>18283405

Gods damn your good points.

Wait, did we send them their own way?

We can just pull him out of our hat and have HIM use it.

You wish you had your rape whistle right now.
You wish you had a wall behind you right now.
You wish for a lot of things right now.

As you and the man run down the near endless halls of the Medical wing, he suddenly grabs your arm.
"IN HERE, QUICK!"

He pulls you inside a dark room.
You hear multiple locks being applied, and the sound of a heavy cabinet being moved.

He turns on the light and you see...

>>18283461
That looks a lot like our Shirou-proofing. Whoever saved us must be used to hiding from Frank.

>>18283461

The Tenth Doctor?

Please LG, it's all I want. And I was cheated on that roll.

You see a comfortable looking office.
A wide mahogany desk with random baubles on it and a large leather chair behind it.

There are also some brown leather couches, and big cushy armchairs in the room.

"So, Hayate.." he says.

>>18283510
It's Shinji Ikari. I thought the "mustn'trunaway" would have been a giveaway.

>>18283523
Must, not mustn't. Derp.

rolled 57 = 57

>>18283461
>>18283518
Dr. Ikari, then?

rolled 55 = 55

>>18283518
Oh, is he the psychiatrist?

"So it all started when my mother..."

>>18283541

If it's Shinji, mommy issues is a bad place to start.

"So, Hayate.." he says. "It's a bit earlier than our appointed time. But since the circumstances got us in my office, why dont we go ahead and start?"

"Mike told me the basics of it, I'm Shinji Ikari and I'll be trying to help you through all this stuff."

>>18283575

"Alright. Should I start with how my parents are utter bastards who ruined my life and almost got me killed? Or should I look for something easier to relate to starting point?"

>>18283623

>easier to relate to FOR A starting point

Fucking A, I'm off my game tonight.

>>18283575
"Thank you, Doctor. Should I start at the beginning? Or with some of the events that stick out the most in my mind?"

"Err.. I'm sorry for throwing you at Frank." you quickly apologize to him
"No. It's nothing. If our positions were switched i think I would have done the same."
He says as he straightens his clothes and tie.
"Anyway, why don't you take a seat on the couch and let's begin."
You position yourself on the wide leather couch and he takes the armrest.
He pulls out a pair of glasses and puts them on.
"Mike told me you've been having flashbacks and breakdowns lately. Why don't you tell me about the last one?"

WAT SAY OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18283575
Look comically surprised that he is our therapist, then begin to apologize profusely for throwing him at Frank, claiming that we panicked.

>>18283518
Oh god, we just threw our therapist at Frank.

>>18283652
What WAS the last breakdown we had?

Start with the bike

>>18283669
It was the "Oh god when's the other shoe gonna drop on our head" we dropped on Keima

>>18283652
"Ah. The most recent was two days ago."
And tell him about the CRASHING DOWN breakdown we had. Of how terrified we were about all of this happiness disappearing. And how it feels only inevitable that it will be taken from us.

>>18283669
I think the last one was our questioning reality. We were crying on Keima.

>>18283685
>>18283682
>>18283681
This, make sure we mention we were in a skirt for three days

>>18283700
Skirts are nothing. We vary between not giving a fuck and mildly embarrassed, but they're nowhere near traumatic. There's bigger issues at hand than crossdressing.

>>18283700
Nah. The skirts never really bothered us too much. We struggle and resist because the girls like it when we give them a little fight.
We're secure enough in our own sexuality for it to not bother us.

>>18283669

Keima.

>>18283652

"I had a chat with a girl in my class. She pointed out that my current situation was weird and looked about as fragile as a house of cards. It didn't really sink in until about lunch time."

Deep sigh.

"Thing is, before Mike recruited me, life was bad. Like seriously contemplating suicide bad. I'm fairly certain my home universe actively hates me. So with what she said, she kinda gave voice to that little paranoid streak that keeps pointing out that a talking monkey giving me super-powers and whisking me off to magic happy land is a lot more plausible as some sort of coma induced fever-dream than a thing that actually happened."

"And I freaked out. More than a little bit."

>>18283725
Yeah but just to make him got wtf

>>18283727
>>18283725

Yeah, I think the skirt thing is more about our reputation instead of personal concerns.

>>18283732
>>18283732
This is good.

>>18283732
This is pretty good. It's worth rolling with.

>>18283777

Thanks.

I was shooting for honesty mixed with a solid dose of self depreciating humor.

I think Shinji of all people can relate to such an attitude.

"the last one was a couple of days ago." you begin to explain as you sink down into the couch.
"I had a conversation with a friend and something she said made me think when all of this would come crashing down."

"I had a horrible time in my original Dimension. It was like the whole universe was out to get me.
And then one day a talking monkey gave me an angry teapot and super powers."
"All of it seemed so implausible, at that moment I was thinking if all of this happiness was real, or the brain addled hallucinations I was having while dying in a ditch somewhere."

"I assure you, all of this is real. As impossible it may seem. You talked about happiness. Were you ever happy before coming here? or have you never really experienced it till now?"
He says as he interlaces his fingers in front of his face.

WAT SAY OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18283839
Once when I bought myself a new bike after saving up for 3 months to be able to afford it.

>>18283839
There were couple of times, but they were short

>>18283839

"Before all this? Happy was mostly a set up to make the next traumatic thing hurt more. Given the way the entire rest of my life has gone, my greatest fear right now is the other foot dropping. I know it sounds crazy, hell I'm talking to a shrink, but I just can't convince myself that I've been overlooked by whatever cosmic force was out to get me. And the coming fall will be all the worse for it."

>>18283839
Oh brief little bursts that were just enough to get my hopes up so that they could be shattered again.

Things like finding a few yen on the sidewalk to buy ice cream with a girl I liked - only to have my father steal it away for his own crazy schemes.

[Ikari should be able to relate to this pretty heavily.]

>>18283872
>>18283889
>>18283888
>>18283839

"And, well, my bike. But that's pretty much it."

>>18283893
Hahahahaha, fucking this. The way its phrased could make Shinji and Hayate fucking twins.

>>18283893

I think that if we just out and said our parents are bastards we would have an instant bro for life.

>>18283839
"It always seemed that my happiness was snatched away at the last moment. ... No, it wasn't all bad. I had my bicycle, earned with blood sweat and tear. I went back to get it last time we had break, without major incident, thankfully."

>>18283839
Never for long, and it was always torn out of my hands and stomped on. Before I came here my parents had just sold my organs to Yakuza. One refused to work, and the other gambled all the money away. I've had to work odd jobs my entire life in order not to starve, Santa told me that I didn't get presents because I was from a poor family.

Except for my bike which I bought and was the only figure in that world who didn't betray and hate me, which I have since rescued from that hellhole masquerading as a proper universe, I can't think of anything good from there.

>>18283893
Seconding this, and include "Well, there's my bike. One good memory, at least."

"Before all this? Happy was mostly a set up to make the next traumatic thing hurt more. Sure I had my moments. But it always came back to bite me in the ass. I think the only piece of real happiness that isnt tainted is my bike."

"Your bike? tell me about how happy it made you."

>>18283947
"So happy that when I played a song about it, it brought tears to the eyes of my clasmates.
I don't think I could adequately describe, in words, the pure and simple joy that bike brought me. Not just because it was a bike, but because of what it gave me. A small escape."

>>18283947
"It was...the first time that I had something of my own, that I could say that I had bought it, rather than scrounged from a garbage dumpster. It let me get better jobs, let me get around better, it made me feel free when I rode it around. That for those few minutes, I could pretend that it was just me, my bike, and the road."

>>18283947
It was my own piece of freedom, I had to save for months to afford it but it let me go where I wanted, it opened job opportunities up. It was the only thing there that loved me back. The feel of riding the bike through the fresh air on deliveries was wonderful, it wasn't even ruined by the rain cloud that followed me and me alone.

>>18283972
Shit, 2 minutes with the violin probably would speed this process along.

>>18283947
>>18283972

"The bike is family to me. I risked going home, with the universe hating me, the yakuza hunting me, and my own memories threatening to drown me to get it back. I even had to dress in drag to maintain a low profile."

>>18284002
>>18283995
>>18283991
>>18283972

Shit just say all of this, in the posted order.

>>18283997

Music might be interesting, if only to trigger the cello related PTSD if shinji wants to play with us.

>>18284021
I just think the music might be more efficient. Words can convey information, but music conveys emotion much better. Making Shinji feel what we feel will help him help us better.

>>18284021
>if only to trigger the cello related PTSD if shinji wants to play with us.
Oh man, the 'Horrible Parents Duo', with Hayate on violin and Shinji on cello.

This is taking too damn long, this better be how you wanted the colors, LG.

"It was...the first time that I had something of my own, that I could say that I had bought it, rather than scrounged from a garbage dumpster." you tell him "It let me get better jobs, let me get around better, it made me feel free when I rode it around. That for those few minutes, I could pretend that it was just me, my bike, and the road."
"So you were using your bike as a means of escape?"
"You could say that yeah. But no matter how hard I rode it I knew I had to come back. It was like music, It allowed me to ignore every horrible thing in the world, but once the song ended, i knew i had to return to reality."

"Escape is good every once in a while, I agree. But facing it all would be much better.
You talk about music. Do you play an instrument?"

"Yeah. I play the violin." you tell him.
"Oh." he says as he takes something out from behind the chair. "Why don't we play something together?"

He was now holding a cello.

Since I have a moment....

"So Hayate went to therapy."
"Oh?"
"Yeah, I figured Shinji might be a good choice, since they have similar backgrounds."
"Hayate used to pilot a giant robot against god?"
"I was thinking more on the lines of abusive and neglectful parents."
"And Shinji told him that it could be worse?"
"Actually, session ended with Shinji in tears."
"Fuck me, he broke Ikari? What the fucking fuck happened to this kid?"

>>18284060

>Cello.

Don't panic.

DON'T PANIC!

IT'S A PIECE OF WOOD, AND HE ISN'T RUSSIAN!

>>18284060
Oh. Right. Cello.
To the face and head. Wielded by an angry Russian spouting broken Japanese.

>>18284060
Duet of the miserable childhoods. Try to play off of each other, combining melodies at times and also having call and response sections. Pour everything we have into this, keep playing no matter how many tears roll down our face and how much rage and despair we feel, we will still play.

>>18284103
At least we won't have school tomorrow. Those 2 playing the sad song will incapacitate the entire base.

A cello.
An instrument of music, and according to your memories, of destruction.
Visions of the angry russian and the cold street flood back.
The feel of wood as it hit your head, the Twang of the strings as they broke.
You know you can't break down here.

**ROLL FOR MENTAL RESISTANCE**

Play our melody of sorrow

rolled 86 = 86

>>18284121
Time to roll some bricks.

rolled 84 = 84

>>18284121
Keep it together!

rolled 65 = 65

>>18284121
TANKRED ENDURES

rolled 68 = 68

>>18284127
Oh god dammit

rolled 5 = 5

>>18284121
Keep it together, he's not russian, we can do this.

rolled 6 = 6

>>18284121
Uh oh, we're going to kick Shinji's ass in "self defense".

rolled 98 = 98

>>18284121

Well, here comes a nervous breakdown.

On the plus side, watching a train-wreck in progress will help him help us.

rolled 13 = 13

>>18284133
His girlfriend is Russian though

>>18284141
What the flying fuck is with your dice tonight?

rolled 8 = 8

>>18284121
I MUST TRY

>>18284127
>>18284128
>>18284141
not bad

we can hold back our bitch-tears when we want to.

>>18284141

FUCK YOU DICE I WANT A CRASH.

Something else to add to our list of complaints to Shinji.

"Also, It might be nothing... but I'm starting to hate dice for some reason."

rolled 88 = 88

>>18284164
Shit, I DIDN'T want to and still rolled an 86

>>18284141
You stare at the thing for a moment before you finally calm down.
"Are you okay?" shinji asks you
"Yeah, just another bad memory."
"Do you want to tell me about it now?"
"I'll tell you later after we play." you say as you take out your violin.
"You take lead, I'll follow." shinji tells you.

WAT DO YOU PLAY?!

>>18284157

MY DICE ARE ALWAYS LIKE THIS.

ALL OF THEM.

>>18284182

Something sad. Rooted in the pain caused by our parents almost ruining our lives.

Also, fuck that 98. Fuck it in it's smug fucking face.

>>18284145
no.. his girlfriend is GERMAN.

You just found your transdimensional doppelganger

>>18284175

Alright, te dice gods are officially fucking with us.

>>18284182
Well, we could go with our Requiem. He wanted to know how bad it was? Play him that song.

rolled 58 = 58

>>18284174
You and me both, man.

rolled 23 = 23

>>18284182
Our sonata of sorrow

>>18284182
Start at the beginning of our life and work our way through it, try to encompass the emotions we felt from our young age to today. Primarily sadness for the first long while with occasional glimmer of hope, keep on going to confusion as to why the world and your parents hate you. Fear for the times our life was in danger. Then when we get close to today change it to as uplifting a tone as we can, something that is so horribly out of context that it doesn't feel like the same song.

>>18284216

We need to point this out at some point.

That we're now convinced that he's his universe's version of us.

Right after we trade life stories.

"I think...I think what I'm really terrified of is this dream I've had. I haven't mentioned it to anyone, I'm not even sure Kraus, my device knows about it. I've really been trying to deny I ever even had it, but the possibility it suggested has been eating away at me.

In it, I woke up in a bed, covered in bandages. Someone had taken me in. I had no device. I never traveled dimensions, never met any of the people here. I had just been in an accident, and it was all a dream. I was back where I started, living the same miserable life that by all rights should have killed me.

That's what really terrifies me. What if I'm in a coma or something? Would I be able to tell the difference? Oh sure, people can assure me all they want that they're real, I can believe it even, but it just doesn't kill that screaming dread in me that KNOWS that it's a distinct possibility that all of this was just something I made up to make myself happy.

How can I KNOW? How can I really know that everything that's made me happy isn't going to suddenly disappear one day?"

>>18284252
Except he has no twins

>>18284259

That in no way invalidates my point.

>>18284238
Man, that would be an entire series of concertos.
No way we could fit all of that into a single piece.

>>18284275
Of course not, it just means we have one up on him

We should ask what his device is too

>>18284282
We've got plenty of time, we won't get everything and we'll have to condense bits. But this will get our emotions right too him without the troublesome barrier of words.

>>18284259
He had Rei, Asuka AND Misato. Shinji always had the potential for harem, but he was never able to actually pull it together in his series due to a complete lack of confidence.

>>18284302

We also had to escape our universe to get them.

Since his universe wasn't actively out to get him, it's safe to say that he has a solid one up on us.

>>18284310
Well what was more messed up about that is what they represented to him.

His mother, his own self-loathing, and a surrogate mother respectively.

>>18284329
>his universe wasn't actively out to get him

Ummm, are you sure about that? When you look at the whole of it, it looks more like a conspiracy to ruin his life and drive him insane than a series of coincidences.

>>18284310

Except Rei was his sister, and he dropped everything after learning that.

Which incidentally, makes her fair game for us.

Unless we're broes now. Shit, what's the proper etiquette for fucking your psychiatrists sister?

>>18284332
I'm glad our Harem doesn't represent our bevy of psychological issues. I'm really fucking happy about that. It is a very good thing.
>>18284357
The proper etiquette is don't go seeking it out. If she stumbles upon us, we don't know it's his sister and we accidentally swag her too hard it's not bad. But deciding one morning to pick up your shrinks sister is just a bad idea.

>>18284346

It certainly can be interpreted that way.

And his parents wanted him good and fucked in the head so he'd pilot better.

But the truth is he just happened to be in the middle of a giant shit-storm, not the designated target of all the shit in the universe.

>>18284357
Half-sister, and he was lusting on her hard because of how much she reminded him of Yui. Shit was fucked.

As for etiquette, I cite Article 19 of the Bro Code:
A Bro shall not sleep with another Bro’s sister. However, a Bro shall not get angry of another Bro says, “Dude, your sister’s hot!”

You start of with a slow morose melody, Shinji's cello joining your own.
It slowly evolves to a darker, sadder song.
Still shinji manages to keep up.
after a long refrain of sadness, it peters out.
a brief silence, and it begins to pick up speed.
A song of happiness, a song of hope.
it sounded like 2 songs go spliced together, but it still managed to keep congruent.
As you play shinji added his own melody to compliment yours.
As the song ends abruptly in the middle of a frantic, extatic climax.

"What was that song?" shinji asks "It seems so familiar to me somehow."
"That? that's my life in song." you tell him.

The rest of the session went well, you sat back down on the couch and he listened to anything you wanted to say.
Before long, lunch arrived.
"I'm gonna have to end our session here for now Hayate." Shinji tells you. "I want you to come back in next sunday at the same time. But if you want to talk to me before then, you can always contact me mentally anytime."

"Thanks." you tell him as you walk out of his office.
You passed the nurse crying in his sleep by the door.

LUNCH TIME. WAT NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18284259
teh Reis count as twins i guess

>>18284364

See, 'I didn't know she was your sister' doesn't feel like an amazing excuse to me.

Then again, I have been on both sides of that line before.

>>18284408
Yeah Frank that's what you get. Just ask nicely next time.

>>18284408
See who wants lunch

>>18284408

Thanks to 'Nobody Dies' the established plural form of 'rei' is 'ree'.

Also, lunch time is picnic time I think.

Maybe pop in to town to grab the locket first though.

>>18284408
Wait, wait, crap! We can't do next Sunday! That's our mountain trip with Sagara!

>>18284408
I think it's time to throw the picnic for Sakura. I hope that we recorded our duet. Though we might want to hit town quickly just so we don't forget the locket.

>>18284437
We already told the store owner that we'll pick up the locket tonight.

So let's get the picnic ready.
But first we need to reschedule the next therapy session because of the trip with Sousuke.

get cought up in morality of war debate in swq then get drunk off beloved vodka... OMG MSQ!!!

>>18284441
aw shit

wat do?

>>18284498
Quick visit to town for the locket, then throw Sakura the Picnic that she wanted. I say we let her choose the invitations as it's her picnic.

>>18284498
Picnic for the frilly magical girls

See how that dress is coming.

>>18284498
Go back to Shinji, reschedule the therapy session because of the trip with Sousuke.

Then we go and get the picnic ready, with a picnic basket.
Strawberry EVERYTHING.

Once done, call up Sakura, Nanoha, and Madoka for a picnic.

>>18284511
Locket probably won't be ready til tonight.

Fuckin' thing's done. Hope you like it, Landing Gear.

>>18284511
The locket might not be completely ready yet, since we told the jewelry shop owner we'll pick it up tonight, not this afternoon.

>>18284408
Haha frank
Mentilate one of the girls and get the copy of the Sakura video
We must watch it

>>18284522
Well I certainly do.

Go see Ryuu about making new potions

>>18281433
i dunno if any1 said this catching up but put tooth in ice to preserve nerve

Uh, guys?
This thread has been in autosage for a while. It's already on page 14.
I've archived, but some things might get cut off.

LG, you should maybe make a new thread sooner rather than later.

>>18284569
Well that ain't right. It should have just hit autosage a few posts ago. But, there it is, on page 14.

What the fuck.

>>18284569
He generally checks if we are sinking regularly, today just seems a bit preoccupied since he lost a tool and is probably finding a Mek so he can get a choppa for it

>>18284584
Maybe mod or janitor dickey, maybe a stupidly fast spam of new threads

You realize something.
You have that training trip with Sousuke next week.
you step around the still sobbing nurse and knock on Shinji's door.
He opens it for you.
"back so soon?" he asks you.
"well, I can't come back on Sunday. Me and a friend are having a training trip in the mountains. Would it be okay to reschedule for the night after sunday?"
"Sure. I'm pretty much free then." Shinji tells you as he makes a note of it.
"Thanks again" you tell him as you head back down the halls.

WAT DO?

>>18284602
>maybe a stupidly fast spam of new threads
No, that's not possible. Check the timedates on the threads around it. This has been in autosage since 2100.

>>18284608
These
>>18284536
>>18284525

>>18284608
Go to town to pick up strawberries and other ingredients, then come back and prepare a picnic basket of strawberry goodness for Sakura and her friends.

>>18284608
Make a new thread because somehow this one got flagged to autosage or something.

Then picnic

>>18284608
Prep for The Picnic,
contact Madoka, and/or Nanoha about getting a copy of the recording of Sakura running on the walls and ceiling,
Other things?

>>18284614
So it seems it was put straight into autosage.

>>18284631
Hm, this happened to Metahuman Renaissance Quest twice, never figured out what the cause was.

>>18284608
New Thread, please.

Also Picnic, IIRC.

>>18284631
Fuck's sake, not another one.

>>18284637
Mod / janitor either being spammed with the thread reports or being a dick

Both can and have happened before

We're on page 15

NEXT TIME ON MSQ:
SUGAR HIGH


>>18284614
Yeah how the fuck did that happen?
lol.

Well i guess I end here for now, I still need to do some chores around the house.

>>18284650
What time new thread?

>>18284650

So when are we picking this up?

>>18284650
How, I don't know, but it's happened to a few quest threads, recently. Fuckin' sucks.

>>18284655
If it's like the others, 0600 4chan time

yeah 0600.
lets see if that wizard is still out to sink SS SWAGTANIC by then

>>18283575
>Shinji

>lol archive got flooded with downvotes

>>18284672
Seems like one asshole got pissed off and decided to try and ruin everyones fun

So THAT'S WHY the thread was so slow.

>>18284672
HA HA TIME FOR UPVOTES

>>18283351
Loved this bit.
I wonder if his device has anything to do with giving him the speed to manage that or if he just had speed born of pure terror lending him wings