>>18466590
Dad had it restored to showroom new, didn't he.

>>18466590
Shoulda known. One moment, were chilling with bear roadies. The next, we lose something precious.

>>18466590
Not the 'cuda, we asked him to take care of it, but he probably fixed it and purdied it up, we liked it being beaten up and needing to be hit to work. We liked it's barely functioning self.

How could your old man have done this to you? To your 'cuda? To something so vintage?

How did he claim to have any knowledge of cars? After this, he couldn't possibly.

Jaw set, eyes narrowed against the sight, you walk toward the 'cuda. The closer you get, the sadder it appears.

Finally you open the door, shaking your head and asking the world why this could have possibly been allowed to happen. Why something so pure and so good and so funk could be ruined like this.

As you slide in to the cracked leather seat, the familiar leather seat, it almost doesn't feel like your car.

"Its still the same car..." Kiara retorts, looking as downright annoyed as she sounds.

"You just wouldn't understand, couldn't understand." You reply, shaking your head as you turn over the old engine.

"...All this, over an air freshener?"

"AN air freshener? This isn't just about an air freshener."

"...So?" She raises an eyebrow.

You look over at her, shaking your head at the ignorance of the 4000+ year old witch. You guess the ages don't procure all wisdom after all.

"You see this?" You ask, pointing up at the small green tree hanging from the mirror.

"Yes...?"

"There's one fatal flaw here, "Princess of Ents", it isn't Black motherfucking Ice."

>>18466665
That monster, he may be a drug lord and a murderer and not really a good father but we could live with that, this crossed the line, it crossed it hard.

>>18466665
>A tree air freshener

Last, I think that was Dad's way of saying "take a bath more often".

Fuck yeah, Zombie and Witch quest.

We need to get a funkadelic pic detailing Lost getting punched the fuck out by Loli McFirehands.

>>18466665
That's it, we're done here.

Revving the old beast, you squeal the tires a bit as you come flying out of the hangar. Even over the grass, you can feel the raw power, the speed of the old girl, right through your fingers and toes.

You give the rear end a flick, enough to send the car into a sideways slide as you draw closer to your dad and Diego. The 'cuda skids to a stop beside them, both of the aging men shaking their heads at your antics.

"Yo! Old man, what gives with this inferior air freshener?!"

"Only one I had left." Your dad replies with a small shrug.

Well, you suppose you might be able to let it slide. Just this once. Maybe.

"Anyways, I've got to get moving if I'm going to meet the seller. You two stay out of trouble, eh?" Diego says, raising an eyebrow as he looks between the two of you.

"I'll try." You fold your arms.

"No promises." Your dad replies.

You watch Diego head for another plane farther along, parked on the actual tarmac. A nice leerjet, certainly a faster ride than the aging Hercules.

"I've got to get going too, Dad. Got some things I need to take care of now that I'm back in the states."

"I figured you would. Going to be a pretty busy day for me as well, judging from some phone calls earlier. Fucking Cuban, you know how they are." He makes an exasperated gesture with his hands.

"Just don't do anything... Rash." You frown.

>question/talk/action before you head out to make some calls?

>>18466747
Just, try to cut back a bit on the drinking dad, I know we've had our problems but you're still my dad.

>>18466747
Just take care of yourself Dad. I'll be sure to see you for the Anniversary, and I know it's hard but try to cut back on the whisky, for Mom if not for me.

I know we have our differences and disagreements, but I love you Dad. Give him a good hug then drive off into the sunset, windows open to try to wash out the air freshener smell.

>>18466700
>Loli McFirehands
hah!

The dude who draws all of the art in these threads makes some pretty awesome stuff. Not even sure which one I like the most, but I know I want the sunglasses from pic.

>>18466784
Dude, I would totally pay for a high-res poster of these. They're that awesome.

>>18466784
Don't we all.

Thank dad, head out and start digging for info. We got a corpse to find.

>>18466700
haha I see what you did there

>>18466765
seconded.

>>18466807
I would hang them up in my small office room and finally pony up the cash for a new record player (old one died) to play my old vinyl.

"I'll do my best." He raises his glass to take another drink, but you stop his arm.

"And lay off of the sauce, I know this is a bad time of year but it's going to put you in an early grave if you keep it up."

Your old man opens his mouth as though to protest, thinks better of it, and closes his mouth and nods.

"Take it easy old man, we'll talk anniversary plans later." You reach out and give your father a hug, which he returns.

A slap on the back later, and you're strolling back toward the 'cuda.

You watch through the window as you drive off, your old man hefting a nearly empty whiskey bottle in his hand. He flips it over once, before tossing it lightly into the air.

A split second later, the bottle is shattered by a single shot.

Your old man stands there, smoking Makarov in his hand, which is the last you can see of him before you've hit the road out of the airfield.

Back on the open road once more, you hastily pull down enough of the faraday cage to allow you to place a few calls.

"We might not even need it, now." Kiara says from the passenger seat as she stares out the window.

"I'm not about to take any unnecessary chances." You frown as you fish around a bag at your side for a cellphone.

Pulling one out of the brown front pocket, you turn it on and wait for it to start up.

>who do you call first?

>>18466896
Call our conspiratorial friend. Find out what the fallout is from our Chernobyl raid.

>>18466896
Little sister crazy witch spy. See how much of a disturbance we made and ask her to start looking into Kiara's body.

Also do they tend to keep the body in one place or do they spread the different bits of it around?

We still have a buch of weapons with us, right? Find someplace safe to store the big, conspicous guns and take something practical with us. Then make the calls.

>>18466896
The adorable semi-psychopathic loli, she's going to have the inside scoop on how the order is reacting to our attack.

>>18466914
This

>>18466914
This seems like a good plan

You punch in the number you wrote down on a scrap piece of paper, one of the phones you gave Sarna.

It rings a few times, and you almost don't think she's going to answer, until...

"Holy shit big bro, you really kicked the hornets nest!" Comes the immortal little girl's voice through the speaker.

"Did I? Couldn't tell."

"Yeah, a lot of buzz going on. A LOT! I heard that Chernobyl was hit pretty hard, and if you got away that means you were successful..."

"You could say that, yeah." You smirk.

"So you really did it? You freed the soul of Ruin?"

"How did you know that? I thought you didn't know what was there?"

"I didn't! Not until now, anyways. This isn't exactly something you can keep secret, you know. Even the Order has leaks, and I found out pretty quickly what was inside that place. Tell me, is she there with you now? Was it successful?" Sarna sounds incredibly excited.

"Worked like a charm, she's sitting right next to me." You look over at Kiara who appears to be sleeping, or trying to anyways.

"Resting my eyes, her voice is more annoying now then when I was stuck in your mind." Kiara pipes up, cracking one eye to look over at you.

"A few hundred years in solitary hasn't really mellowed her out." You tell Sarna.

"Eh?"

"Nothing. I'm going to need more information if you're still able to find things. I assume security is about to get a hellova lot more strict after this."

"Well duh! I can still do my best to poke around, find what I can, but it isn't going to be quick or easy I don't think."

"Great, because I need you to start looking for Ruin's body. Any idea if it will be in one piece, even?" You ask as you downshift to pass a camper going 2 under in the fast lane.

"Her body, huh? Can't say I know much about her's, but I can tell you that it will be in one piece. At least all the one's I've seen have been. I don't know where they get taken to, but I know there is a separate division within the Order that deals specifically with the bodies." Sarna tells you as she flips the dagger around in her hand once more.

>talk/questions/action?

>>18467055
>she flips the dagger around in her hand once more
How the hell do we know that?

Do you know where this seperate division is located?

>>18467084
Because she's probably making it as audible as possible.

>>18467055
Do a bit of digging on her body if you can, keep and eye open for any info to do with me, any attacks or investigations coming my way some warning would be nice.

Also does the order have any other witches working for them, that we could possibly turn and use?

When dismantling them using the witches they already have around will be incredibly useful for an alpha strike.

Take care of yourself Sarna, if things get hairy don't be afraid to bug out.

Also if you hear rumors about them going after any drug lords matching description of Dad let me know.

Guys, I think its time for a revolution! With our newfound powers, we need to hit Three Mile, 51, and Hoover before they know what's up. Ask Kiara if she can make our Cuda fly for maximum time efficiency and funk.

>>18467107

This.

Ask what they do with the bodies, and where might be a good place to start if she knows any of that.

>>18467143
What? just release every soul in there? with no bodies to contain them or minds to keep them from going berserk? We'd lose our army before we could use it

"A separate division, huh? Any more on them? Maybe a location?"

"I don't know a whole lot about them, they are pretty secretive even within the Order. If I had to guess on a location I would say mainland Europe. The few time's I've seen them, they all spoke German, Italian, French... Barely heard any English out of any of them. They showed up while I was still around after one take-down, they have a symbol. A white wolf's head against a blue background."

"Well keep digging for more about them. Sounds like the people I need to find. In the meantime, I'm concerned about retaliation. Can you keep your ears open for anything about the order going after someone specific in Miami, a drug lord? I wouldn't mind a heads up about me, either." You hold the phone against your shoulder so you can dig out a cigarette from the front pocket of your fatigues. You really need to change...

"I can keep my eyes peeled. But they are already coming after you, big bro. Picked up heavy scuttlebutt about that, and a bit from a few legit channels. Seems that they've already assembled a kill team, someone simply referred to as "The Phoenix" at the head of it. They don't seem to be messing around, there's an all-points bulletin out for someone matching your description. Well, close to it. I think your military gear threw them off a bit."

"Thanks for the heads up, guess I'll have to really start watching my back now. Any idea if they have more witches like you on that team?"

"Like me? Possible but I don't know. I'll try to find that out as well." Sarna replies.

>anything else before calling up Kenji Jenson?

>black ice
MY NIGGER

>>18467207

Ask if she knows any other witches that might be down for a little revolution

>>18467207
Ask her what the general attitude of the other Hunter-Killer witches is, then ask if this incident might be able to swing a few our way

>>18467207

Does she know killteam tactics? Numbers, equipment, preferred MO etc.

>>18467224

>>18467252
That's a big bloody leak if she talks to someone who's rotten.

Better just tell her to find out if there are people who she thinks that might be down for a revolution, and then just inform them when we actually start the whole viva la funk business.

"About the kill team, do you know of any kind of tactics that they use? How they operate? How many there are, any equipment they use..." You leave the question quite open.

"A kill team like this isn't going to be as concerned about public appearance, I doubt they would have any problems blowing up a building if they knew you were inside. There are probably at least eight, maybe more, they aren't going to come at you one by one. Expect a lot of heavy weaponry, and even more platinum. I know they are closely linked with R&D so they probably have things even I don't know about." Sarna replies, and you hear her sit down noisily.

"Super weapons? Should I expect death rays and jetpacks?"

You hear Sarna giggle.

"Death rays and jetpacks, probably not. I'm sure they have more than just platinum bullets, so it might be better to avoid confrontations."

"Well I'll have to play it careful then, try to avoid a straight up fight. Keep it on the real down-low and don't start actively recruiting yet, but if you know of anyone else like you that might be persuaded over to our side, keep them in mind. We'll bring them in when we need to, but not yet."

"Hmm... I might have one or two in mind, but I won't mention anything, not yet.

>anything else? call the reptilian hunter?

>>18467355
Call the reptiallian guy.

tell him about the mutant humans in the NPP

>>18467291
>>18467252

Those kinds of questions seem like the ones that get you reported to a superior, or at the very least the kind that nobody answers truthfully for fear of being reported.

She did already say she'd work on that though.

Call the Stealth Master Extraordinaire.

>>18467355
call reptilian hunter

"Excellent, we are going to need some allies someday. Until next time, you stay safe."

"Worried about me, big bro? How nice. I can handle myself, you worry about that kill team."

"Got it, later."

"Bye~bye!"

You hang up and crush the phone in your fist before winging the contents out the window where they bounce along the pavement. Seems like your super strength is even better than before.

Snatching out another phone, you start dialing.

"This should be entertaining to listen to." Kiara smirks knowingly.

One ring, right on cue.

"Hey man, its me."

"Jesus fucking christ man! I thought you were a goner for sure! Shit has gone down, man, shit has gone DOWN!"

"Huh?"

"Chernobyl man! That shit has got everything all stirred up! Holy fuck man! I've never seen this kind of shit in my whole life!" The nutcase almost yells into the mic, and you can tell he's incredibly worked up.

"Great? Got anything new for me?"

"Other than FEMA mobilizing in force and the whole god damn US military on high fucking alert?! Its got to be the reptilians, man, got to be. You hear about Cheney getting a new heart? Complete bullshit, I'm pretty sure it was a new power core, man. I'm pretty sure he's actually a robot. And you won't believe this but..." His voice suddenly quiets to a quite uncharacteristic whisper, "I'm pretty sure Obama is a reptilian."

>talk/question/action?

Hey, should we get back in touch with that ex-Bleeding Sword guy? He might come to our side; and that'd be useful. I mean, he just got tired of killing witches. Maybe an appeal saying he can help us stop the witch killings once and for all? Can't we try to convince him, now that we've shown we can actually do something,

He'd make a very powerful ally.

Pic related, it's him. Without the Scottish accent.

>>18467509
oh yeah, hitting that place was fun shit.

Also, found some....creatures down there. Ruin calls 'em Fiends. looks to be mutated humans

>>18467509
I can confirm that bro: obama's in league with em.

Now what can you tell me about FEMA mobilizing? I'm guessing they're flipping their shit over what I pulled.

>>18467509
Ask him what, if any kind of public statement has been made, who made, what kind of official coverage our escapades have been getting, etc. We need to know what's being claimed by who and how severely the shit has hit the fan.

>>18467509
Well, I got what I wanted from the place and bloodied the orders nose in the process.
You said FEMA was mobilizing, know any specifics?

>>18467533
Or, he discovers we have ruin and her soul and he rats us out immediately.

"Nah, man, Obama is not a reptilian, they would never send one of their own, he's just a human taking orders from the humans taking orders from the reptilians."

Ask him about all of the buzz going on and about the US military and Fema.

"Corroborates what I know, pretty sure you're right and he's part of the head of all of this."

"No'mah gawd... I knew it man, I knew it. It's all falling into place now, man. See women contacted the reptilians in order for..."

"Yeah its all one massive conspiracy. I need information before we talk more about that, on limited time here. You said FEMA was mobilizing, got any specifics?" You dig out another few cigarettes, you'll probably need them after all of this.

"You want specifics? I've been monitoring net traffic, cameras, everything. FEMA trucks have been spotted inside of every major city center, big fucking trucks. From what I can tell, they've been driving around nonstop, and they are giving off some kind of energy, radioactive or magnetic or something. The US military is on alert for terrorist activity, or so they say. National guard has been stationed around large public works in the name of "safety", all of this bullshit man..."

"Any idea what they do? What the radiation is?"

"No man, but its just way outside of normal. Trucks are everywhere, hundreds of 'em." The nut rants.

"I'll be on my guard. Has there been any kind of public statement?"

"Hah, as though they want the general populace aware of any of this. BBC reported that the plant suffered a blowout, and the other media outlets have picked up on it. They're keeping it hidden, won't let anyone near the place. Calling it an environmental disaster and whatnot. But I know man, I know. Hacked into a Russian satellite over it and saw the tanks and everything, got pictures so I can release them when the time is right, to let the world know the truth, man."

"Now might not be the best time to release them, don't want to let the man know we've got his number. Saw some pretty interesting stuff down in the plant, some bizarre subhuman creatures called "fiends"." You tell him.

"Fiends eh? Never heard of them."

You give him a brief description.

"Sounds like a chupacabra or something to me, man."

>any last questions/talk/etc?

>>18467698
ask about platinum prices on the market

>>18467698
Odds on that the trucks contain equipment designed to detect witches?
And that, after having ruin couped up for so long, they can detect if it's her they've found or not.

>>18467691
>National Guard at national monuments

Ohhhh, well played, Order. Keeps Hoover Dam all nice an protected.

>. BBC reported that the plant suffered a blowout

>>18467698
Say man, do you know any Police and Shit, that may keep frozen people?
Maybe Cryogenied and shit?

>>18467698
info on three mile island

>>18467698

Ask if he knows anything about a group with a white wolfs head and a blue background.

>>18467698
You got any friends in Europe, there's a group that's part of the order I need to look into, they store witch bodies, if it helps their symbol is a white wolf head against a blue background.

I don't know exactly where but they're supposedly based out of mainland Europe.

Also tell me what you know about new experimental military projects, they might start bring those to bear against me, special notes to ones involving platinum.

"Right... Well now I'm looking for something else. A witch body, specifically. I know the group involved with it is likely based out of mainland Europe and has a white wolf on a blue background as their symbol, know anything?"

"Hmm... A white wolf, eh? I've seen the symbol once before I think, but I don't remember where. I'll do some digging and see what I can come up with." The nut replies, sounding deep in thought.

"Got any contacts in Europe I can get a hold of? Any that might speak German, Italian, or French specifically?"

"Contacts? Yeah man I got contacts. I'll screen them for you better this time, don't want you walking into another trap because of me." He says a bit sheepishly.

"That would be good, I need all the info I can get right now. Speaking of that, do you know of any secret military projects involving platinum?"

"Platinum? Not really man but I can look for it I guess. Price of it has skyrocketed after this attack of yours, even more than gold jumped."

"Well see what you can come up with..." You frown, having hoped he would have had some info on potential Order super weapons.

"I can do that, man, I can do that."

"Great. So is the National Guard around, say, Hoover and three mile?"

"Yeah, both of them. As well as pretty much every nuclear plant in the country, the statue of liberty, the pentagon, mount rushmore... Loads of places man." He says as though ticking off locations on his fingers.

"Guess they've gotten pulled into all of this as well, good to know."

>talk/questions/course of action?

>>18467875
Right now, I think we hit up somewhere out of the way and grab a bite to eat. maybe a quick nap

>>18467875
Notch your security protocols up to 11, or 12, shit has gotten fucking real, there are hit squads after me, and by extension you, led by an immortal knight whose only goal is the extermination of witches, it's bad.

Keep your eyes open for anything on Kiara, Ruin, her body, the Wolf head organization and the like. If you get any specific details about operations or raids on places let me know. Also if security is extra super tight at a specific location in Europe we might have found our location with Kiara.

>>18467918
Sounds like a reasonable course of action. Not really much we can do now until our contacts do a little digging,

Give the old professor a call, see if came across that wolf symbol in his studies.

>>18468033
Good idea, we haven't been using him much but historical stuff like this probably falls in his purview.

"Anyways, you're going to want to ramp up your security. I've got a kill team out after me, so make sure those PKMs of yours are all set and ready to roll. As soon as you get any information, call me. Doesn't matter what time of day, I need this stuff ASAP."

"Got it man, got it. No one is going to catch me with my ass hanging out. Just rigged up the perimeter area with motion sensors, I'll see them before they see me."

"Great. Stay safe."

"You too man, you too."

You both hang up and with a frown you chomp down on another cigarette, doing your best to drown out the smell of the bad air freshener.

"Guess we're stuck without much to go on." You sigh and exit the overseas highway onto Duck Key. You're a bit surprised you made it this far, already feeling pretty damn fatigued. So when you saw the sign for Hawk's Kay, you decided to crash there while you wait.

Its a nice place, seaside lagoon, dolphin show, five star food...

Kiara even seems a bit impressed, looking around at the place, particularly the dolphin pool.

"They can pick up on magic, one of the few creatures that posses magic as well."

"...Dolphins..."

"Dolphins." She affirms.

>>18468114
Are you fucking with me Kiara, dolphins are magic? What other creatures possess magic and to what degree do these animals have it.

>>18468114
...Dolphins?
Of course, it would be those evil bastards

>>18468114

Guess we know what to use for a naval assault.

Giving the professor or the ex-clergyman a call might help, though the clergyman might not agree with Ruin's soul being freed.

>>18468161
Calling it now bro, the BBEG is a motherfucking dolphin.

>>18468114
>magic dolphins
That confirms it, all wizards are rapists

>>18467207
A SIDEWAYS looking wolf?

Mothafuckin dolphins bra!!

Seriously, if Phoenix is coming for us we may need to warn our friends and dad if an elderly guy comes after them run like hell is on their heals. Last we want is a hostage situation. Forced to decide between a witch and our dad.

Also, dad and Diego are definitely old pc characters... He shot a bottle in the air while trashed like a badass!

"...Are magic?" You ask, not believing one god damn word.

"Only slightly, but the most of any creature aside from man. I've never studied them, but from my few brief encounters its mostly that they can speak telepathically."

"...You're fucking with me, right?"

"How rude. No, I'm not. Its not in any language, mind you, more like... Communicating in emotion." She makes a few hand gestures before noticing your face, to which she sighs and turns away from.

The thought of wizard-Flipper swimming around inside your mind, you book a room in straight cash with a little extra on the side for "extra privacy". It set you back quite a bit for just one night, but after assaulting a blown nuclear reactor in the Ukraine, you figure you've earned it.

With a long, exhausted sigh, you drop your duffel bag and flop down on the bed. You'd had to change in your car before entering the resort, showing up in full on combat fatigues might have been a little too much. Around here, though, your "look" makes you blend right in. For all the front desk cared, you were just another businessman probably hunting for lonely European tourists.

A thought occurs to you as you lay on the nice sheets, and you quickly hop up and grab out one of the phones.

You punch in a number and wait.

"McGruff speaking."

"Hi professor, I'm the student you spoke with a few days ago, remember me?"

"Of course my boy, of course! Your studies going well?"

"Well enough, but I've hit a bit of a snag. Came across an old symbol I think might be related to the Order. A white wolf with a blue background, ring any bells?" You ask hopefully.

"White wolf... White wolf... Ah, yes! I know that banner belonged to one of the old supporting houses of the Order. If I'm not mistaken, one of their largest bank rollers aside from the church itself."

>questions/talk/action?

>>18468114
>Magical dolphins
God damn it, I'm halfway trough drawing a poster of loli Mcfirefists and you keep coming with these things that just seem like more fun to draw.

History, current status, possible headquarters, heirs, areas of influence and whether or not they were known for hating Ruin.

>>18468333
All that, exclude mentioning ruin at all cost over a phone line. With FEMA out in full force that world will destroy us

>>18468275

Any other info on them? Their HQ at the time, any idea of what they did besides bankroll them, why the wolf symbol.

>>18468275
SO which inbred, royally fucked up dynasty are THEY a part of? The Von Hapsburgs?

>>18468468


The VonVonVonVonVonVonVonVonVonVonVon Vonsinburgens of course!

"Know any more about their history?"

"Well, only what there is to know, and there isn't much I'm afraid. They originated as two separate houses, the white wolf is of French origin, and the blue background is the Mediterranean of the Italian house banner. They came together somewhere in the early twelve hundreds or so."

"So they're pretty old, eh?"

"Quite, and several appear to have held high positions on royal courts, within the clergy, as you'd expect from a prominent family."

"Based out of where?"

"Well, France and Italy mostly. Rome, Paris, the places you'd expect their kind to be. Several villas and castles within both countries."

"Think they are still around?" You ask, intrigued at the information.

"Possibly, but whether or not they are still involved in the Order is anyone's guess. I know they played a prominent role with the Axis in World War Two, and I've found them mentioned in a few documents by Mengele actually. Seems they were prominent in the Vichy French during the war. They seem to have disappeared from the record in the fifties."

>>18468279
lol

My body is ready artwizard

>>18468523
> I know they played a prominent role with the Axis in World War Two

Freaking Nazis. wait, wiat, don't tell me: they were part of the Ghostapo

>>18468523
Not only did mengele's research give us tons of medical knowledge at the cost of countless tortured people, he also gave the order tons of research on hunting and rending witches! Did that guy ever sleep with all those experiments bouncing around in his head?

"So they were Nazis?"

"Perhaps not Nazis, but certainly involved with them. Himmler himself had a few close to him, from what I've read. Seems that they had a penchant for ancient history."

"You think that could be why they bankrolled the Order in the first place?" You ask as you set up a pot of decaf.

"It could be, though most rich families at the time put their own coin in as a symbol of power."

"So they might share common interests with the Order, or they might not?"

"Indeed, hard to say really. The Italian side were quite well based in Rome and can trace their lineage back to Scipio Africanus, the French side is not quite as well based but seems to have been concerned with wealth more than prestige." The Professor tells you, and you can tell by his voice that he himself is quite interested in the subject.

>question/talk/action?

>>18468643
Got any ideas about them in the modern world?

>>18467875

Ask him if there's anything in the Everglades.

>>18468643
We still don't have the name of the family.

>>18468643
What is the name of the organization?

Are there any major holdings of theirs, in good repair, still around nowadays?

Where would they keep their old treasures, war trophies and artifacts?

Is there anything interesting about them that we didn't cover?

>>18468523

Oh christ....

the Medici family coloured crest changed many times over history but when it was related to the french monarchy (one of the queens of france was a medici though in the 1400s or 1500s i think...) it was blue.

Also there have been medici popes...

I doubt we are against them, but t would probably be a powerful banking family like them possibly...

"I know you said they disappeared off the grid in the fifties, but do you know anything beyond that date?"

"I'm afraid not. After the defeat of the Axis, with their level of involvement it's highly likely that they went underground. The Allies and Nazi hunters were a very real threat to any family like them, after all."

"What is the family name?"

"Well, its a melded name as was common. The Crispo-Medici family, you may have heard of both families separately but few know they were actually quite intertwined. They did a good job destroying such information after the fall of the Axis powers, money writes history, I'm afraid."

"So they were powerful at one time?"

"Quite, seated a great many seats of power." The professor affirms.

"Any ideas of their holdings, any that are still around?"

"Any that are of the actual family and not the image they created? No, I'm afraid not."

"...I know more." Kiara says quietly.

You look over to her, sitting across the bed, back to you.

"You do?" You ask as you cover the phone.

"He said that they could trace their lineage back to Scipio. While I didn't know him personally, I certainly knew his family. So if they are one and the same, I know of them by proxy. After all..." Kiara turns to look at you.

"They were quite powerful magic users themselves."

Slowpoke but fuck it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bG6b3V2MNxQ
This is this thread theme now

Forgot my

>question/talk/action?

>"They were quite powerful magic users themselves."

>>18468814
I LOVE the Scipii. Play as them all the time in Rome total war. This pleases me greatly.

The more I read this thread the more I get the feeling that the order is actually not a bnuch of normals hunting witches, it's a bunch of witches using a bunch of normals to take out their competition.

They probably used magic to stage miracles, gathered a following of fanatics and then told them that every magic user but themselves is a follower of the devil or something like that.

thank the professor for the info.

Then have ourselves a WTF Q/A session with she who does not wear shoes

Kiara...... is this war between us mortals and witches, or is it between witches who are using mortals as pawns to take out other witches?

>>18468814
>>18468694

i hate being right.... they produced some of the most powerful men in europe, popes, queens, dukes.... they really only lost power and prestige due to bankruptcy

also they have been considered some of the most brutal politicians of their time. so if they are what we are after.... they have land everywhere in europe, connections and money

>>18468882
Have to agree.
I've been wondering if there was a division 6 style thing going on for a while. Just had it down as unlikely given the religous nature of the order.

>>18468882
Now this kinda reminds me of those Witch Girls RPG threads we had a year or two ago.

"Thanks for all of the help professor, if you learn anything more, shoot me an email."

"Will do, keep in touch."

"Yep."

You hang up, crush the phone, and turn to Kiara.

"That's a lot to just drop on me suddenly."

"Tch, how would I have known they were somehow involved? I did my best to avoid the Order when they were doing their best to hunt me down, I wasn't exactly prodding around to find out who was in the background." The berates you, pushing you off of the bed with her foot.

"So is this some kind of witch on witch war that we're dealing with here?!"

"How would I KNOW?!" She shouts, frustrated, "The world has changed since I left it, a lot. The family I knew was concerned about power but certainly wasn't genocidal toward their own!" She folds her arms and glares.

"But you did know them?"

"The originators, yes. This modern iteration? No. The ones I knew were high ranking members of Roman society, and for the most part used their magic as a means of subterfuge rather than anything outright. They were more concerned about seating themselves in power than anything else, much of the reason I disliked them."

>talk/question/action?

>>18469048
WAIT WAIT WAIT:

QUESTION: THE ROOM WE ARE RENTING

HOW mAny BEDS DOES IT HAVE?

I mean, if there's one bed, and she like sitting down on a chair despite not having legs

I've really got nothing more to ask. Sleep? Watch a dolphin show? Make sure our line's secure?

>>18469048
Let it drop, get some rest. Pushing the issue will likely just piss her off.
Though having her tell us where her holding used to be, should be useful.

>>18469048
>much of the reason I disliked them.
Did she do anything? Is it personal? Or just... business?

>>18469048
Is the magic they used the same magic she has? Or are we talking fate/stay night magic vrs. Sorcery where she is a sorcerer...
Could Phoenix have been cursed by the very group he works to protect?

shit im out my goat just had babies

>>18469114
...wat

>>18469114
wat

>>18469048
I've got to ask, what actually happened to the Knights Templar and what were they really?

How powerful on a scale of 1-10, ten being you, 0 being me, 1 being a guy able to pull a few tricks is Sarna and the Medici family back in the day?

How powerful are you now compared to soulless, and compared to you with all of you bits together?

Are there different types of magic to be aware of?

By dislike do you mean dislike or actively worked to wipe them out or somewhere in between? Your version of dislike can get rather fatal for the other party.

>>18469114

>>18469119
>>18469127
His goat had babies.
Don't you guys know how to read?

>>18469114
wat

name one Kiara

>>18469114
Congratulations.
It's male or female?

>>18469151
And another last.

>>18469114
Wait... what?

THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT GOAT BABIES

>>18469160
His goat had babies. Super Green?

>>18469114
Congrats, I've helped friends give birth to kids, lot easier than people. They're pretty adorable once you paper towel them off. Take care of them, name them after characters in this quest.

>>18469170
Supagreen.

>>18469166

i will so paper towel them off? any other suggestions?
We already called the vet that lives down the street and shes on her way but the mom seems to have it under control.

Somehow it seems as if goat babies are more interesting than Papa's quest... Maybe Papa should run a goat baby quest instead if he want's to keep your attention, guys...

>>18469208
You are a BABY GOAT, also known as a KID to those of you who are not RETARDED


WHAT is your NAME?

ill post pics in a while but continue.
Sorry for the derail papa i shall return shortly.

>>18469198
Aww, Boer goat kids.

My only experience with animals having babies was Boer goats.
They're cute as hell.

This thread is completely awesome. And I'm high on cough drops. I didn't even think you could get high on cough drops.

>>18469224
Kiara

>>18469204
They fucking love raisins, don't pet on top of the head it scares them, side of the neck where it meets the chin, breastbone and armpit is where it's at. It's your choice whether to go bottlefed or not. Keep an eye on the mother and make sure you don't have to milk her if the kids focus too much on one teat.

Let them play with you and chew a bit on your clothes, socialize them and you'll have awesome goat babies.

>>18469281

THATS RIGHT! Your NAME is KIARA, which is an AWESOME NAME

YOU are currently ON A FARM. your INVENTROY includes 1 piece of straw (in mouth) and 1 fur coat (equipped) what do you do?

I hope Goats are one of the few magical animals too.

Ask if he she knew if any of them were immortal or not

>>18469310
REMOVE fur coat
SEARCH area

>>18469310
Eat that straw, seek out mother for milk. Once that is accomplished chew on somebody's pants cuffs or shirt sleeves.

>>18469310
EXPLORE the FARM. FIND something to EAT, other than STRAW. Then go FIND a FRIEND to go on ADVENTURE with.

"Why did you dislike them? And by dislike do you mean actively sought to murder or just kind of a little scrap? Anything personal?"

"Ugh, questions, questions, questions." Kiara sighs, before sliding off of the bed to look out the window.

"It was never overly personal. I've always been of the mind that magic shouldn't be used for personal gain or profit, not like them. They would buy, coerce, or outright threaten anyone they needed to in order to secure themselves more power."

"So they mind magic'd people a lot?"

"Frequently. They had to avoid doing it outright, though. The Praetorian guard were well versed in hunting down mind control and the like, as they should have been, after all I taught them."

"Can they do your kind of magic, or is it different?"

"Hmm?" She turns back to you, "Any witch can potentially do any kind of magic, most just choose to specialize based on their personal strengths, or goats. I mean goals." She frowns.

"So how do they stack up against you? In your heyday?"

"Against me? Pathetically. Magically, at least. They were tenacious to no end in meeting their goals, however."

"And how are you now as opposed to then?"

"Weak." Kiara admits.

>questions/talk/action?

>>18469310
Eat straw, attempt to find things to chew.

>>18469374
Ask her about where there holdings used to be. Then get some sleep. Hopefully on the bed before she claims it.

>>18469374
So when you used magic to overthrow the Roman Empire, that wasn't for personal reasons. Neither were any of the plauges, famines, puppy killing sprees...

>>18469332
You CANNOT remove the coat as that would leave your MUSCLES EXPOSED

You search the area and find 1 BOLT, and 1 CAN

>>18469338
>>18469353

You finish Chewing the STRAW. it is DELICIOUS

You think about finding your MOTHER to get ADDITIONAL NUTRIENTS but decide you are full and would rather ADVENTURE

Looking around you spot 2 possible companions:

LAST a DASHINGLY HANDSOME ROGUE from the next farm over and FIRST who appears to be using a HUMAN'S GLOWY BOX

>>18469410
USE BOLT on CAN

USE resulting contraption on LAST

>>18469374
Once you get your body back will your mojo be up to full power, what percent of power are you at?

What magic do you specialize in?

What was all the stuff you did throughout the ages for, what were your goals and what are your goals once your in one piece?

>>18469410
I don't trust the Glowy Box, lets hang out with the Dashingly Handsome Rogue and chew his sleeves!

Fuck That
we are some badass Goat Witch.
Let's learn some Druidry Magic n Stuff

>>18469426
2nd

>>18469374
Take a shower. We smell like a dude covered in incredibly toxic radioactive dust.

So what's Kiara specialization anyway?
She is basically a Druid?

Bam.

Loli McFirefist is currently without clothes and I can't come up with anything that would look good on her.

>Bloody goats ate mah clothing references.

>>18469426
>>18469433
Using the BOLT on the CAN seems to have produced an ANOMALY DETECTOR.

What kind of Anomaly? Hell if you know, you're a goddamn goat/Kid.

You decide to toss it at LAST. Your clever maneuver catches him by surprise, and he is momentarily stunned by the blow

>>18469410
TALK to LAST, to find out together what FIRST's HUMAN GLOW BOX is.

What the actual fuck is going on in this thread?

>>18469472
You magnificient bastard.

>>18469473
He is off guard, jump upon him and chew his clothing, HE SHALL LEARN TO FEAR US!

>>18469473
Oh fuck, we G.O.A.T.S. now. Oh wait, that's something else entirely...

>>18469472

Absolutely glorious

>>18469472
>this fuckin guy

>>18469472
That some badass funky Goat

>>18469472
You could avoid clothes. Just have a zoom in of her in the middle of punching Lost. So that only their heads/shoulders are visible

>>18469473
CHEW on LAST

>>18469472
Jeans, high-school girl looking tea shirt, hoodie?

>>18469479
Zombie and Witch Quest. Then somebody mentione Baby Goats, and after the intitial, "Wut?" reaction, it suddenly became Zombie, Witch, and Goat quest.

>>18469486
>>18469532
You proceed to Assert your superiority by jumping on LAST who is ALSO a GOAT, and then practicing your CQC skills. Roll 1d20 for practice

>>18469472
Sarna strikes me as a streetwise girl.
some jeans, a black tshirt, a hoodie.

>>18469472
over the top cutesy asian schoolgirl garb?

like not in a weird porn way but in a creepy Kill Bill way

rolled 3 = 3

>>18469565
ROLLING FOR GLORIOUS GOAT MARTIAL ARTS

>>18469520
I took artistic liberties of the original request and just drew her walking towards the viewer with her hair blowing and some weird white glow around her fist.

After a while I realized that I wasn't supposed to play with painting her body. So now I have naked McFirefist without clothes looking menacing.

rolled 16 = 16

>>18469565
Rolling for the cute in CQC

rolled 1 = 1

>>18469565

LETS FIGHT FOR JUSTICE

>>18469472
Red hoodie with black sleeves, jean shorts, and fingerless gloves?

>>18469577
>>18469582
Welp

"So what do you specialize in? Some kind of nature magic voodoo?"

"Hardly, I own the elements. I can do it all." She retorts as though insulted.

"And when you get your body back? How powerful will you be then?"

"After drawing in my full capacity of magic? Hopefully as powerful as I was before the rending." She frowns.

"Any idea where some of the family holdings might be? Some place we can find out more?" You ask, eying the bed and inching toward it.

"Holdings? No. The Library might contain some useful information concerning the old family, though not the new."

"The library or THE Library?"

"What do you think, mortal?" She notices you looking at the bed and slowly starts inching toward it.

"Well how about when you overthrew the Romans? Wasn't that personal? Against your code?" You start sliding over to the edge of the mattress.

"An unfortunate turn of events I was forced into, little more."

"And your personal goals now?" You ask, slowly sitting down on the bed.

"Now?" She smirks, "For you to take a shower, you smell awful."

>>18469374

Get some rest, dream about goats.

rolled 4 = 4

>>18469579
Oh my

>>18469582
Aww yea

>>18469582
Hoooooo boy. A papa-n thread DEMANDS HUE.

>I have no face for what just happened


>>18469399
This + clean up before sleep

>>18469595
And surrender the bed? Hardly. Will be the first good nights rest i've had in a while.

>>18469579
Oh my indeed.

Lots of good suggestions ITT, I'll roll along with whatever you choose.

>>18469595
No way in hell I'm giving up this bed.

>>18469577
>>18469580
>>18469582
LAST recovers more quickly then you thought and EVADES your pounce. He retaliates and attampte to punch you with his hoof, but you manage to deflect it and launch a cross counter to his poorly groomed chin.

He staggers from the blow, but your attempt to pursue the advantage ends abruptly as he lunges up and pins you to the GROUND

>continue (1d20)
>admit defeat
>other

>>18469595
Roll around on the bed first to be sure to give it that fresh Pripyat scent.

Then take a shower.

rolled 3 = 3

>>18469652
WE NEVER SURRENDER

>>18469652
Tap out

>>18469595

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cmo6MRYf5g

Time for another funky strip show and shower.

rolled 5 = 5

>>18469652
COUNTER WITH A BOSTON CRAB

rolled 6 = 6

>>18469652
NO SURRENDER

If she tries to take the bed while we shower, threaten to sleep on top of her. Or in her. I don't know.

rolled 11 = 11

>>18469652
Feint a surrender, when he comes in to pet us we go for the collar on his shirt AND CHEW IT!

>>18469595
First, call dibs on the bed, if she's there we will sleep on top of her if need be. She is free to share. Take a shower, a long warm shower and wash the radioactivity off.

>>18469696
This. Beds are for those with bodies that ache.

>>18469690
>>18469682
>>18469659
you VALIANTLY attempt to turn the tables on the GOAT ROM A FARM WITH INFERIOR ACREAGE but fail horribly.

NEVERTHELESS you CQC ability has increased to level 2.

After you finally admit defeat, you look over at the ANOMALY DETECTOR and realize it is rattling very loudly

>>18469747
Head butt it and try to discern it's meaning.

"I've read your book "She who is without soles", I know what you're planning." You put your hand down on the bed as though to claim it.

Kiara's eyes narrow.

"You don't want to play this game, not with me, mortal. You will not win." As though to demonstrate her point, the lights in the room flicker and go out, and her eyes glow a vibrant purple.

"Guess I better make my first move count than!" You leap up, attempting to land outright on the bed.

"Too obvious!" She laughs, before extending out a hand.

Something white and ghostly jets out of her hands, scratch that, several things.

"What the fuck?!" You shout, but too late.

The spectral goats are already upon you.

With all the fury of some kind of ancient battle barnyard, the goats attack. Shoving you backwards through the air with their horns, grabbing at your clothes with their gnashing teeth.

"Call them off! Call them off!" You shout, desperately trying to throw them off. The goats show no sign of letting up, and pin you to the ground.

"Why? This is quite entertaining." She has a large smirk on her pretty face as she watches the goats begin to drag you toward the bathroom.

You struggle and claw at the beasts, but nothing seems to work. Soon, they break your grasp on the doorframe and drag you toward the shower.

The door closes without being touched, and you hear it lock itself as the goats idle for a moment, still chewing on your clothes, before fading to steam.

"Don't come out until you smell better!" She calls through the door.

>admit defeat? Troll Kiara(how)? Something else?

>>18469747
eat the detector, gain its powers

>>18469762
Begin singing "baby got back"

>>18469762
I....what..??
>Troll Kiara
Bad singing or Hillarious(TM) Outfits in our dreams

here, some anomalies for the fluffy stalker.

>>18469790
>he thinks I'm content with mere anomalies

>>18469776
This

>>18469790
2/2

Gonna just jam all the colours on McFirefist. I don't care anymore.

>Kiara has goat babies
>dat archive

MY SIDES

>>18469762
Troll her, after we take our shower we will sleep on top of her, or in her if that's how it works. We will have lovely dreams of her posing in various outfits including maid, amazon, blue painted celt, cocktail dress and so on.

If she tries to prevent us from reaching the bed or sleeping in it grab the covers and flip her out of bed, it's ours we did all the heavy lifting in Chernobyl.

>>18469819
Im glad you like it.

>>18469353
>>18469281
>>18469208
The fuck do I keep forgetting my trip...
It won't stay on, dammit.

>>18469776
>>18469755
You first HEABUTT the ANOMALY DETECTOR. This appears to do nothing as it continues rattling.

Finally, you decide that if it will not SPEAK PLAINLY you shall devour it. LAST attempts to eat it before you do, but you are quicker.

ABILITY GAINED: Detect Anomalies.

Using your newfound power, you determine that something called a blackout, or a blow away, or something along those lines will be coming soon

>>18469873
Take cover behind Last, chew his pants while we're at it.

Im back it's all good. posting pics
1/2

>>18469873
It's probably nothing, head out into the middle of a field and find DELICIOUS

>>18469881
LAST is a GOAT from a NEIGHBORING FARM

>>18469873
BLOWOUT soon, fellow GOAT

>>18469762

Bad singing, throwy stinky clothes on her when she falls asleep if you can.

2/2

Take a shower and go to sleep, If she wants the bed, she will just have to share it.

>>18469892

Oh really, when?

Begin singing loudly. in russian.

Red Army Choir stuff

>>18469907
About 3 minutes from now.

>>18469909
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLi_m656tQQ
Soviet National Anthem, comrade goat!

Grumbling about witches and their evil ghost-goat minions, you nevertheless strip out of your clothes and start the shower. At least its a nice shower, and plenty of fluffy towels to boot.

Neither of which satisfies you. You will have that bed.

Before stepping into the stream of water, you pull out your MP3 player and plug it into the stereo on the tile counter of the bathroom. It only takes you a few seconds to find the song you're looking for.

The intro starts to play

~Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.~

You wait for the exact second, knowing the song all too well.

"I like big butts and I can not lie!" You dive in, hitting it lyric for lyric, singing loud enough to ensure Kiara can hear everything.

"That when a witch walks in with an itty bitty waist and a... FUUUUUCCKKK!!!!"

You leap out of the shower, which had begun spluttering as it pelted you with perfectly spherical orbs of ice.

You are forced to dive for cover as the moveable shower head springs to life like a snake and starts tracking you, accurately resuming its barrage. You hold up the trash can as a shield as you advance on it, until you reach out and snatch it by the end, directing its assault away from you.

"Not funny!" You yell through the door.

"Neither were you!" She retorts.

>wat do?

>>18469885
>>18469897
daww

Can you train goats to do tricks? I am intrigued.

>>18469907
NOW

>>18469888
You enter the field and find a most glorious thing.

a patch of daisies and tin cans.

You and LAST begin chewing away happily, though your GOOD FROLLICKY cheer is somewhat diminished by the INCESSANT BEEPING of your anomaly detection powers.

You Manage to Ignore it, however, until you realize you can hear THE SCREAMING OF THE DAMNED and that the sky is BLOOD RED

>>18469973
Peek our head out the door and check out dat ass.

>>18469986
Also, goat druid, you know what must be done...

>>18469973
I'm sorry, you don't have a big butt, it's perfectly cute!

It will calms her down or trolls her harder, we win either way.

>>18469973
If she's aiming it, then she is capable of watching us shower. She may even have been doing so.

>>18469993
OH SHIT OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK MUST RUN TO SOMEWHERE SAFE OH GOD WHAT IS THIS SHIT

>>18469993
Bleet at the sky

>>18469973
Call a truce, put on some funk, and take a long shower.

>>18470002
+1

>>18469973
I retrieve your soul and you thank me by stealing beds, unleashing goats and not letting me have good dreams or take a proper shower. I find this remarkably unfair and BULLSHIT. You will put the shower back to normal, not hog the bed and perhaps duet some Motown or Funk with me. My price is modest in exchange for the help you have received. Do not test me black magic woman.

Also archive link
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18466590/
vote up, you niggers

If we can't get her by trolling then we will make her defeated by hitting her where it hurts.

Play the saddest song you can think of

>>18469986
Not really as far as i know, does being an asshole count? I mean when they are little you're all like dawww but the they get big and become assholes, especially if you let the males keep their balls. But they are funny most of the time.

>>18470011

Agreed. After a full day of STALKERing it's probably best to get some actual rest.

>>18469897
>>18469885
They're adorable. What's the mom named, and have you named them after this quest yet, it seems appropriate.

>>18469993
GET OUT OF THERE G.O.A.T.

>>18470017
Kind of tempted to vote this. She isn't being particularly fair given what we've done for her.
On the other hand, it could piss her off/hurt her.

>>18470008
Rather irritated at the disruption of your feast, you bleat at the sky for it's INTOLERABE IMPUDENCE.

It responds by throwing lightning bolts at you.

>>18470005
FREAKED OUT BEYOND ALL BELIEF, LAST runs for the nearest shelter, An ABANDONDONED ROCK BUNKER. pausing only to bleet at the sky once more, you follow him to ensure he remains alive.

Good thing too. as you enter the bunker, the door slams shut. The incessant, and distinctly not-funky wailing of the damned is now muted.

Tuckered out, you and last decide to wait out the storm by taking a nap

>>18470048
The mom is pippi after the ginger with the striped socks (striped legs), ill name them as soon as i find out their gender.

>>18470062
I'm aiming for a not heated or furious confrontation but I do want to get across that we're not exactly happy with how she's treating us. We're fine with mild trolling on both ends, but ice ball showers and bed stealing crosses the line.

>>18470017
yes

>>18470098
but who gets the comfy patch of straw?

>>18470017
Say this in a dead serious tone of voice.

if she does not give in, threaten to unionize

Do
>>18470017
After
>>18470002

>>18470149
This

>>18470125
You attempted to secure the patch of straw for yourself. however, LAST, BEING SCARED SHITLESS BY MERE DEMONIC ENTITIES, is hiding under the only blanket

>>18467207

>>18470178
TAKE blanket
USE blanket on self

Can you guys run Goat Quest in your own thread?

>>18470178
Slap some sense

>>18470211
can you go whine about awesome stuff in your own thread?

>>18470149

This.

Put the most saddest song there is. SAD PANDA MUSIC! Make the goats wail.

>>18470240
What is the saddest song in the world?

"Whatever, truce for now. Sorry you're so butt-conscious, but let me take a shower at least, we can sort the bed out after that." You glare at the door.

The shower head in your hand stops trying to attack you, returning to its normal spray of water.

Quite unhappily now, shutting off your music, you quickly hose yourself off as best you can. Still a bit weary at the prospect of the shower attacking you again.

Even the nice, freshly laundered towel does little to calm you down. In fact, you're quite annoyed that after all you've done for her, she's being this difficult over something like a bed.

As you step out of the shower, towel around your waist, you see Kiara laying on the far side of the bed, a small smile on her face as she watches you.

"Had your fun?" You grunt.

"Did you?" She asks back, deceptively sweet.

"I was until you attacked me with goats and an ice bullet storm." You glare.

"Hmm? I thought it was all in good humor." She laughs.

"It started that way, but you took it too far. I think I deserve at least a bed to sleep on, after all I've been through to help you out."

"What made you think I wasn't going to let you have it? I just didn't want it to smell as bad as you did, mortal." She frowns.

"...So you're not trying to hijack the whole thing?"

"Why would I? Its not as though its particularly small, nor do I mind as I've shared your mind for quite a while now..." Her eyes narrow, "Unless you have some disgusting thoughts, you barbarian..."

Eying her wearily, you nevertheless slowly lay down beside her. On the large bed, it isn't as though you're overly close.

>question/talk/action?

>>18470203
How did I not realize I was pulling this out of my subconscious?

>>18470269
"....I'm going to Unionize"

>>18470211
If Papa-N asks me to stop, then I shall

>>18470208
>>18470215
You are SOMEWHAT ANNOYED by LAST'S insistence on taking the one blanket in the RATHER SMALL bunker.

You grab at it with your teeth and pull it towards you.

He grabs at it and pulls back.

IT IS NOW A TUG OF WAR

>1d6

>>18470269
For some reason I assumed we were fighting over a single.

Still, I think the best option here is to fondle her.

>>18470269
Ask her about any friends, family? It must be lonely being a witch. Is that why she let Caesar use her so much? Because he paid attention to her?

>>18470269
Start humming baby got back.

>>18470292
Rollin
>>18470288
This

>>18470293
Nigga u crazy

>you barbarian

Sorry, but...uh... didn't you make rather good use of those guys?

rolled 5 = 5

>>18470269
Is there a union for Russian Cuban gangster sons with witches in their head, if there is I want in.

Ruffle her hair a big and put our arm over her shoulder. Get a good nights sleep for the first time in a long while.

>>18470292
IT IS OUR BLANKET!

rolled 1 = 1

>>18470306
Forgot the bloody dice

>>18470293
HUEHUEHUE incoming...

rolled 3 = 3

>>18470292
>stopping GOATquest
I shiggy diggy

>>18470322
>>18470324
>5
>1

WHICH ONE TO PICK

>>18470269
I apologize in advance for sleep talking or loud snoring.


proceed to snore loudly throughout the night

>>18470269

Conk out, if we're gonna troll her then do it our dreams.

>>18470269
Sleep

"Barbarian eh? I'll show you barbarian!" You reach out and snag one of her breasts in your hand.

"Bag of sand?" You ponder, looking at an actual bag of sand in your hand.

"Had your fun, mortal?" Kiara asks dangerously from behind you.

"Bag of sand?" You ask, offering it to her.

The blast of pure hate magic propels you out through the window, and mid-air you notice yourself start to change. Your skin growing rubbery, grey. Your limbs fusing together, forming... Flippers?

You hit the water at a fast clip, skidding across it, careful to not let any into your blowhole.

Using your new found dolphin magic, you leap up into the sky and begin your long journey to space.

"So long, and thanks for all the fish!" You call down to the awed onlookers.

>>18470375
Well that was unexpected.

THE HUE RETURNS.

>>18470375
GOOD END

>>18470375

>>18470381
>Implying it has ended without Ra'alman vore

>>18470342
You attempt to wrestle the blanket away from LAST, however he manages to overpower you and jerks the blanket towards himself, and dragging you with it.

You are now both under the blanket

Also goddammit its 4.15 in the AM.

Update the archive for me, please.

>>18470394
Ra'alman vs the Dolphin Magical Armada
IN SPACE

>>18470394
In a way Ra'alman is my fault. I was the one who rolled the 20 on that first fishing role. I brought it upon us and I'm not sure whether to be proud or sorry for this.

>>18470430


We ended having her join our Harem.


WE ARE BEST FISHERMEN.

>>18470430

Only you never make it to space...

A massive creature, unlike anything you've ever witnessed, erupts from the waves beneath you.

"How did you even fit in a canal!?" You squeak and chirp down at the beast.

Which swallows you whole.

Suddenly, tentacles.

Swarms and swarms of tentacles.

They pull you down into the depths of the beast, past it's long rows of horrific jagged teeth.

You land, quite suddenly, inside the belly of the beast.

"Sup, dude?" A strange man in bizarre grey armor asks.

"What happens now?" You click at him.

He flashes a dazzling grin.

"HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE!!!" He shouts, extending his arms to the ceiling as a wave of tentacles descends.

>>18470509
Suddenly CROSSOVER

I was wondering what had happened to max.

>>18470509
I can't tell if this is a wet dream or a nightmare.

Probably both.

>>18470509

>>18470509
in b4 Kiara asking us just what the hell were we dreaming about last night

>>18470509

"...I'm going to unionize..." You grumble, resting your head on your hands and looking up at the ceiling fan as it spins slowly. At least the AC is doing a good job of keeping out the Florida heat.

"Let me know how that works out for you, mortal." Kiara replies with a twinge of amusement.

"Oh I will. I'd apologize for snoring, but I'm not going to now." You grumble darkly.

Kiara sighs, before shifting her head to look at you.

"Ok, it isn't fun anymore."

"Really?"

"Really."

"Truce, then?" You ask, unsure if she can be trusted.

"Truce." She shrugs.

"Speaking of fun, what did you do for fun back in the day? Did you follow Caesar out of boredom or something?" You ask, glancing over at her purple eyes.

"Boredom? A bit, I suppose. Mostly I was naive, to the ways of an Empire. To the ways of what the world had become while I stayed in the north. Naive and idealistic, hoping to use my power for something better, for the world as a whole." Kiara says as she idly bounces a bare foot.

"Didn't like what you found?"

"Not in the least." She closes her eyes and nods.

"So whatever happened to your family, anyways? They follow you or something? One big happy toga party?" You look over at Kiara, who suddenly is gazing at the ceiling, sad look on her face.

"Would you like me to show you?" She asks simply, her vibrant eyes seeming to have dimmed slightly.

>y/n

>>18470562
If we're having this kind of nightmare, and she doesn't intervene, what kind of friend is she?

>>18470553

>>18470575
only if you want to

>>18470586
our employer

>>18470575

Only if you feel like sharing.

It is sorta personal.

>>18470575
N

Apologize. Clearly nothing good happened and we don't need to drag it out of her or make her go through it again.

>>18470575
Only if you want to, I'm not going to force you into anything like this.

If she chooses to give her a half hug and hold her a bit closer.

>>18470575
If you don't want to show me, don't. It's your choice.

We don't have to keep showing each other painful events from our past. Surely we each have some fond memories we can share?

Yes

As long as it might make Kiara smile, otherwise it's not worth going trough the trouble of intentionally remembering bad things.

Beach bum should know these kind of things. Don't worry, be happy, go surf with the Big E and all that.

>>18470628
Cue happy montage using The Wonder Years theme song "With a Little Help from my friends"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnfXoVCUAS4

"If you want to, I'm not going to push the issue." You tell her.

"You won't like what you see, I'll tell you that at least." She closes her eyes.

"Close your own, idiot." She says after a minute.

"Ah, sorry."

You close your own eyes, wondering just what it is she's doing now. Something warm brushes your hand, and you feel her fingers wrap around your wrist.

"Open them."

You do, and start a bit at what you see. The nice hotel room with all of its modern comforts is gone, replaced by a dirty mudbrick village, sand seemingly everywhere.

"Where is this?" You wonder out loud, looking over to Kiara standing beside you, still attached to your wrist.

"Where I was born, mortal. Where I lived the first few short years of my life." She appears focused on a small, modest hut.

You soon see why.

A bouncing young Kiara, hand in hand with an older woman, walks out of the veiled doorway. You don't even need to ask, you know it's her.

The Kiara next to you starts to walk, following the pair slowly, somberly.

"Hey, we can back out..." You try to tell her, but she softly shakes her head.

>>18467207

"Only if you want"

So you continue to follow the young girl and older woman, unsure of where you are going or why.

You open your mouth to ask Kiara, but she silences you with a glance.

She pulls you along slightly, keeping pace with the two in front of you. They make their way to a small structure, and though you aren't by any means a history buff, you get the feeling that it's some kind of temple.

"And you would be right." Kiara tells you quietly.

Upon entering the building, you note its dark interior smells heavily of incense. There are people seated all around, eyes facing forward with hard gazes.

All directed at a simple stone altar.

A bloody alter.

Young Kiara looks up at the one leading her, and as a startled child would, tries to stop. But she's too small, and is being more forcefully led now. Her little purple eyes belay her panic.

One of the men dressed in regal looking yet simple robes gestures out to her, and the woman holding her hand hands off the young girl.

The room is in absolute silence now, except for the panicked words of young-Kiara. You don't speak the language, but you don't have to, it isn't hard to understand what she might be saying.

The priest picks her up by her arm, lifting her up and onto the altar. The little girl is flailing now, desperately trying to push the older men away. She only intensifies her fast speech now, as she sees one of them produce a wicked looking stone knife.

A chant starts, led by the priests, the rest of the room quickly picking up on it. The knife drawing closer and closer to her heart, young-Kiara is screaming now. Screaming and screaming as the chanting only intensifies and the knife presses into her throat.

>>18470981
Atleast we know why Egypt sucks.
Kiara fucked them to mediocrity

A cough from one of the priests, the chanting slows, more coughs interrupting it. Several of the priests are grabbing at their throats now, still coughing. You notice small boils beginning to appear on their skin, lesions opening up, sores beginning to spread. The audience seems to be sharing in whatever is afflicting the priests, many beginning to convulse violently. Young-Kiara is sitting on the altar, breathing hard, her eyes glowing more and more vibrantly as she stands.

The people in the room are hacking now, several throwing up violently as they collapse to the floor. The little Kiara takes a deep breath, and screams.

The entirety of the room begins bursting into flames.

"Not what you expected, mortal?" Kiara asks, watching the scene unfold herself.

You can only answer with a shake of your head.

"It had been a poor harvest year, crops withering without rain. They blamed me for it, all of them, even my parents." She says darkly as she watches her younger self begin to float into the air, fire spreading out in every direction from her small form.

"As though I had any such kind of control over my powers... What you're witnessing now... I still didn't understand what I was capable of, what I could do..."

Kiara closes her eyes, and you do the same.

Opening them again, you are once more back inside the small hotel room, laying next to the immortal witch herself.

"And that was more or less where my childhood ended and my life began." She says quietly.

>>18471045
Say nothing, give her a solid reassuring hug.

She seems to win the shitty childhood contest. She wins it pretty hard.

Thought she was from the northern sections of Europe and Caesar found her on his pillaging trips before claiming Rome. What's with the sand? Did I miss something? Obviously this isn't an ic question because that seems to be pushing a bad subject, but anyone else able to clarify for me?

Wow, sacrificed by her own parents. Even though our dad's a major drug lord, at least he would never do that to us. Should we give her a hug?

>>18471045
Awkward shoulder pat time, "something something, not judging her, something something."

>>18471045
And, a comforting hug was given that day

well, it's not daytime anymore, but yeah

>>18471115
She spent a lot of time there and liked the Celts, they respected her and probably based Nemeton and the Morrigan off of her, but that's not where she was born. She was born somewhere deserty, my guess is near the Fertile Crescent area, Egypt, Mesopotamia, Assyria that area.

>>18471115
Several hundred/maybe a thousand+ intervening years.

She's been all over. She spent a few centuries in the North before meeting Caesar.

>>18471122
I dunno if she'd appreciate physical contact.

"I guess neither of us had a childhood. Just had to grow right up."

>>18470398
Sleep.

>>18471045
I'm sorry for bringing it up, give her a hug.

You reach over to the bedside table, grab your lighter and pack, and a second later stick the cigarette in your lips before laying back down.

"I give in, you win the shitty childhood contest pretty flat out." You say, breathing out a plume and giving her a reassuring half-hug, which she ignores.

"I don't think of it that way anymore. Without that event I may have just lived out my life in mediocrity, in that forsaken little place." She sighs.

"Seems like you had it pretty rough."

"Such were the times. I could say that I was blessed, unlike many others. To be able to continue on... To not be helpless." Kiara shrugs before sitting up.

"Things haven't always been so bad for me, mortal. I rather enjoyed my time in the north, for what it was at least. While I appreciate your insight, but I hardly require your pity."

"Noted." You ash the cigarette.

"Well, now that THAT is over..." She sighs, "I'm exhausted, so be a good little mortal and go to sleep." She smirks at your frown.

"Whatever, going to haunt my dreams?"

"If you have anything worth talking about, I suppose." She folds her arms.

>talk to Kiara in dreamscape or dreamless sleep

>>18471294

Clearly talking is the right choice, but what about I wonder

>>18471294
Let's sleep. I want to see what happens next.

>>18471294
Talk to Kiara, the dreams are funnier when we can drop her in different outfits. Mom's anniversary is coming up, reminisce about happy memories concerning her. The smell of her fresh baked bread and the smell of her hair.

>>18471294
dreamscape talk, share memories that AREN'T traumatic for a change

We could talk to her about her fun times up north, where she learned to control her power and apparently met nice people if she was naive.

Right, I give up now. Loli McFirefist done until further notice. AND IT ONLY TOOK 5 BLOODY HOURS.
>You drew a goat in the middl-
Shut up, anon, I know.

>>18471326
For a minute I thought you meant Kiara's hair, and I thought "damn that's creepy" then I thought "wait how do we even know what her hair smells like and I don't think she ever baked brea- oh. Oh."

You close your eyes and listen to the ceiling fan, and Kiara's quiet breathing. Which strikes you as particularly strange, and as you ponder as to why a mind-ghost thing would breathe, you fall asleep. The events of the last few days have taken a lot out of you.

When you wake up, inside the dream, you are seated at the island inside your family home. Kiara sits across from you, resting chin on her hand and looking bored.

"Here, again? At least have some originality..."

"I like it here." You frown, taking a drink of the float in front of you. Vanilla ice cream and Vernors, the kind mom used to make.

You push another one over to Kiara, who ignores it.

"Drink it, you might find that you like it. Was one of my mom's favorites."

She takes a small sip, before setting the drink back down, without comment.

"She liked to cook," You continue, looking around the large kitchen, "Its how she spent a lot of her time. She'd owned a small bake shop when dad found her and whisked her away."

"Hmm? I already know all of this, you know...." Kiara looks sourly down at herself, "Mortal, what is this?"

You smirk as you stare at her, now clad in a white hippie dress, several pink flowers in her black hair.

Kiara stands up, looking it over, spinning the dress left and right.

"I guess I don't particularly hate it..." She stops mid sentence as the dress changes to a blue one piece swimsuit. She wings the float at your head, which misses.

>>18471371
Is that the lighting or is she stacked? lol

I like the white flame effect, and the clothes. Seem to fit Sarna pretty well.

"Change it back..." She rages through gritted teeth, glaring.

"My bad, didn't mean for that one to happen, slipped." You hold back your laughter.

"You did it on purpose and you know it." She sits back down, once again in the hippie dress, looking quite agitated.

"That's for attacking me with a shower." You smirk.

"Also, next time we do that spirit journey shindig, lets go somewhere less depressing. You said you liked being in the north, right?"

"More than anywhere else, I suppose." Kiara agrees, kicking her feet up onto the island as she leans back in the chair.

"Any particular reason?"

"The people, mostly. They had a respect for nature, for life. Though they were called barbarians, many were far more civil in manner than the Romans were. They also didn't seek to use me for their own ends, but they were more than grateful when I saw fit to bless them with a bit of my power."

"Why not help them out all the time? Why only sometimes?"

"So they could end up ungrateful to what they had? Lax and lazy in the knowedge that I would simply provide for them? Hardly something good for me to do, mortal."

>question/talk? wake up?

We need to plan our next move. Maybe start a goat ranch.

>>18471533
Stop calling me mortal, if you're telling the truth I'm only going to die when I ask you to let me, it's plain inaccurate and also rude.

Have her show us the rolling hills, empty fields and wide forests of the Celts. It seems like a pretty sight. She liked it and it's a nice view.

>>18471533
Reminds me of "Spice and Wolf" and her reason why she didn't have super crop yeilds every year.

I'm voting to let the dream play out peacefully and remember the good times with mom... Hopefully some of the cheer rubs off on kiara

>>18471480
The pose, clothes and lighting make that...
Nah, she's just stacked. Didn't really pay attention to what I was doing, It's already 7am here and I've been drawing this night away.

I still think I'm gonna change the colours. It looks more like homepage colour scheme than a groovy trip.

>>18471608
>Open sketchbook
>Hit random colours into random places.
Sleepy brain has excellent ideas sometimes.

"Seems like you thought it through pretty well at least."

"I had a lot of time, much of it spent in thought." Kiara agrees.

"Want to show me some of the north?"

"Right now? I suppose." She shrugs, before standing up.

You follow her through the garage door, a bit startled she knows the layout of the place. She opens the door leading outside, and you step through into a place that is decidedly NOT the backyard you remember.

The area is quite forested, tall pines and the like. Remembering a bit of your old highschool leanings, you deduce its an old forest, not the regrown kinds so often found in North America.

"You're right, this place was my own. It had never weathered the axes of man." Kiara says from her position beside you.

The scenery is quite peaceful, calm. Even without moving you can spot all manner of creature, deer rooting through the nettles, birds chirping noisily above...

"Its nice."

"It was." Kiara agrees.

"So what do we do when we wake up? I don't want to get ahead of myself, but it seems like we don't have much to go on."

"Not as of now we don't. Hopefully that little brat, the madman, and the professor can scrape something together that we can go on. Otherwise we can always visit the library."

"what do you think was so different about the Romans and the northerners? Were the magical families the driving force behind all that, was Caesar? Or was it just the culture they lived in?"

>>18471689
I'm interested in visiting your Library just on principle of it. Swap her to a long forest green dress.

Tell me about your time here, may as well get some happy memories out of you.

>>18471608
hah, it still came out really well

>>18471675

I'm about ready to crash as well, been a long damn day. I like both versions but the change of color is good.

"I wouldn't mind seeing it, if it still exists." You shrug, "Anyways, what exactly did you do here? Commune with your woodland creatures and fight crime?"

"Idiot." Kiara sighs, "For a long time I did little, just living within the forest here, within its flow of magic. The locals would respectfully leave me be much of the time, unless they thought something was so dire that it required my attention. I never let them worship me, but I'll admit I didn't dismiss the idea that I was a goddess. Made it easier for them to come to terms with the fact that I wasn't always going to help them with every little thing."

"The Romans were different, I take it?"

"Different doesn't even begin to describe it. The Romans wanted it all, to smite foes and raise fields, they sought to exploit my power in any conceivable way."

"So why help them that much?"

"As I said, I was naive and idealistic. I thought that perhaps they could bring the world to order with stability, but I didn't realize that meant subjugating everyone beneath their sword. As soon as I realized my folly, I stopped lending my powers."

"Any idea why they were so different?"

"Hmm? Mortals are mortals, I never concerned myself with why."

Kiara squats down to offer an acorn to a squirrel that is sitting almost patiently at her feet.

"I much preferred this life, here in the north." She says quietly as she watches the critter run off.

Any last questions/etc before I wrap up for the night? Got class early and a few study groups so its going to be a long, shitty day.

>>18471836
Nah I'm good.

>>18471830
Tell you what, once we get all of you back together and deal with the immediate threats to our lives let's see if we can pull a life like this off.

>>18471836
About what percent power is Kiara at now that she has her soul back but is still lacking her body?

Thanks for running this, I'm enjoying it. Hopefully we'll be able to wrangle a happy ending out of this.

>>18470293
What if Lost was a Kender?

"Once this is all over, maybe we can both just have some quiet for a while." You tell her as she stands back up beside you.

"You? Quiet? Surely you jest, mortal."

You are just about to retort until you see the faint smile on her face, her eyes quite bright.

"I can learn." You frown.

"Can you? Perhaps, than, someday."

Zombie & Witch will continue... Someday at some time! I'm not sure myself yet, but that's what the twitter is for and I'll post it as soon as I know. Probably Thursday or something, gotta get my schedule together.

>>18471861

About 2/3 of her complete form, before you factor in the magic she'll require to get back to pre-rending.

Glad you're enjoying it, I am.

I'll stick around for a few minutes for anything else, after that I'm crashing hard.

>>18471925
Did you have anything specific you'd like to see drawn in certain way? Got a call that a few hundred is going to be laid off from work, and since I'm one of them, I'm just gonna stay at home, find a new job, play around and draw.

Might as well ask for something bigger since I got now all the time in the world, if not the money.

Can't think of anything urgent. Best to leave this one to a peaceful nights rest.

As always awesome quest... Eagerly awaiting the next one.

Dude drawing all this funky stuff... You've made me redo my randomized dinc2 backgrounds all to your work. This stuff is amazing!

>>18471957
That.....really fucking sucks dude. My best wishes.

>>18471977
In one megapic, or randomizing them?

>>18471995
Well, yeah, but I can either cry myself a river or stare a few moments at McFirefists naked body and get moving. Besides, I live in a country with social security so it's not like I'm gonna lose my apartment and everything dear to me because of this. Only thing that might actually be hard is to find a new job. Anyone hiring?

>>18471957
Shit man, that blows hard. I don't know how the job market is in Finland but I hope it's better then here.

I like the idea of Last and Kiara sitting together in the Senate room.

Maybe Diego and Last OPERATING?

I'm sure other people ITT would have better ideas.

Hope you find work soon. If Finland has any kind of armored truck business and it pays well, might be worth going for, its pretty easy work and pays decent even in the states. Though you seem to be a skilled welder so there is probably always some place that needs you.

>>18471977

>>18469472
This is the current background on my Thunderbolt, because it is GOAT

>>18466784
is the background of my Prime

>>18471957
I vote for a badass huge hidef version of the Cuda, preferably with kiara and sarna sprawled across the hood in 80's fashion maybe with last, Diego, and dad in the background checking assault rifles/pistols in a similar pose to Charlie's angels, but more badass and manly

>>18472052

>McFirefists naked body

Post it...

Where are you at, friend?

>>18472054
This is far superior to my ideas

Just made the goat my iPad's background... After all the Lolz from goat quest and your hue nearly got me kicked out of my class for laughing.

>>18472115
Heh, I've been listening to funk/groove on my commutes because of this quest.

Anyways, going to take off for the night so I'll see you fine gentlemen in the next thread. As always, stay classy.

>>18472054
I'll try. Nothing I draw is hidef so don't get your hopes up. I'll try to do some proper lineart with this, if I can.

>>18472067
Wouldn't want to get this thread suddenly taken away because of painted immorality.
I'll post it to deviant bucket.
>Where am I?
At the moment I'm in Finland, but I do own a passport and I'm willing to use it. I take any job and learn rather quickly.

>>18471957


Maybe something like this? With Last being in the car and Kiara and Diego / Last's Dad being the people you can see out of the rear windshield?

>>18472155
night papa

>>18472195
Your art is really good. whats the link to your deviant bucket?

I'm in ohio and there are a lot of machinist/welding type jobs pretty much everywhere here. but its ohio so it also sucks because ohio

>>18472219
I was sorta thinking of an areal view at an angle. With Diego/Dad behind, Lost in the car, and Kiara on the car.
Have it angled such that the right is viewer side.

>>18472195
shame you weren't around for HLQ, so many good things left undrawn...

>>18471957

Sounds pretty good to me.

>>18472238
Google for yorumu and deviantart, should come up.
I haven't uploaded that pic yet. Probably I'll just put it into drafts, or junk, or whatever the separate "not ready work" folder is called.
>Ohio sucks
Don't know much about US states, so I don't really care about the different levels of class between places.
> Off to browse open jobs in Ohio and security work in Europe.

>>18472321
I am more than content with my mental images of the fishrape thank you very much

>>18472333
US Immigration is a serious headache, so I'd try my best for something pretty much anywhere in the EU before getting too serious about looking stateside if I were you.

>>18472321
I actually was.
I'd like to think that I was the first to write "WE ARE FISHERMAN!" but my memory is hazy of that night.

Didn't have a tablet at that time, though.

>>18472333

Ohio is just super bland, nothing really here. Moving to a different state after college, some place warm instead of just... Ohio-ey

>>18472335

Even aside from the huehuehuebrfishrape, there was a lot of potential. Big E and Max surfing the warp, for instance.

Papa, if you read this archive tomorrow i just want to let you know that i miss HLQ so much. so very much.

>>18472355

Oh, so you were there? Cool. I arrived mid thread-2 after reading the archive for thread 1. Yanderecron is mai waifu

>>18472238
>>18472333
Bah, don't have energy to figure out how the folders worked in Deviantart. Here's a link to the unfinished pic: http://sta.sh/063mnrxpqf0

>>18472648
Oh my.

Lol ohio doesn't suck, at least not as bad as it did before dubstep and the cumulus kids showed up.

Tell ya what, go see RoeVy at the end of the month in cbus, ill show you a good time bruh. Ill be the guy with the shaved head in a suit :)

Also, upvotes for pics of Kiki and Last leaning on the cuda, I think sillouetes(spelling?) on a sunset backdrop would be neat.

Already using the ~Mortal<3 background on my phone :D

I quite enjoy these dream sequences. Both last and kiara ca nlook how they wanna look and be who they wanna be.
(Zombie and Witch VII.5: Adventue Time! With.. Kiara the Witch & Last the Zom-bie?)

So, Last used to blow coke between blowing off peoples heads? And he's on a diet of a carton of marlboros a day?

Someone has an addictive personality.

Id hate to see what happened if some of those old demons resurfaced, be it addictions, wanton murder, or perhaps something worse..