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September 2008
2507249Another Informative Shadowrun ThreadInnocent questions about an SR4 excursion to Tir Na nOg lead to missile surfing, rigger strategy, and Mystic Knights nostalgia.Shadowrun, 4e, drones, Missile Surfing2008-09-06 6 
December 2008
3236238Fish on a PlaneExcellent story about an assassin hunting a Deep One.Lovecraft, Deep Ones, story2008-12-24 27 
January 2009
3339817ores and stonesUp in this motherfucker.stones, ore, bismuth, UP IN THIS MOTHER FUCKER2009-01-07 6 
July 2009
5272737Jawfish Quest VIThe Deep Ones handle the rebellion, but are they bad enough dudes to defeat Gaia? Jawfish, Quest, Deep Ones, Team Land, Team Deep2009-07-28 3 
August 2009
5484341/g/ QuestWhat started in another thread as 4chanShow bullshit inspired a game run by a traveller from /g/. Serious mindfuck, anguish and shitloads of blood followed. But it was good./g/, loli, mindfuck, clones2009-08-17 4 
5595046Stargate: 1939Indiana Jones x Einstein x Stargate writefaggery. Writefag, epic, awesome, stargate, indiana jones,2009-08-26 2 
May 2010
9878921BRIKWARS, Cont.More Brikwars is discussed. Lego pictures and battle reports continue. The epic tale of HARPOON JONES and his battle against the maniacal Spongebob concludes in epic fashion.lego, brikwars, battle reports, HARPOON JONES2010-05-18 12 
June 2010
10376500MAID QUEST XXXVIIIFireworks and shit yo.Maid Quest, loli demonesses, fireworks2010-06-09 13 
10378714XXXIXCuddle process is started. Goushujin is bannedMaid Quest, loli demonesses, fireworks2010-06-09 11 
May 2011
15044208A Song of Ice and Fire: Tabletop EditionFictitious variant of Warhammer/other tabletop games, based on A Song of Ice and Fire.Game of Thrones, tabletop game2011-05-25 9 
June 2011
15187045The Epic of John CockburnDrawfag unites with /tg/ to craft a battle scene between two random shmucks. Hilarity ensuesJohn Cockburn, Oswald Jones IV, Fish, Mop2011-06-07 20 
15356986Game of Thrones as a campaignGame of Thrones interpreted as an RPG campaign.Game of Thrones2011-06-23 16 
July 2011
15662033Organization of /tg/s Game of ThronesGuybrarian sets up and recruits his lords for the new Game of Thrones game he'll be running.Game of Thrones2011-07-23 0 
August 2011
16116893A Song of Army Lists and Special CharactersOP complains about the recently nerfed Northmen codex in Dragons edition. Other players start talking about armies and broken characters.awesome, game of thrones, wargames, ASoIaF, GoT2011-08-30 5 
October 2011
16747874Cowboy Space Marines/tg/ makes a Cowboy Space Marine chapter and awesome happensLonestars, Tombstone, Cowboys, 40k, Space Marines, 2011-10-27 13 
May 2012
19283964Primordial Evo, Eastern Continent Tribal/Discussion Thread 2Thread starts weird and horrifying, then gets back on track with civil discussion, stellar art and worldbuilding.Bord Empire, discussion, drawfaggotry, Eastern Continent, evo, evo game, evolution, evolution game, FortuneHost, Gaghiel, Gantu, Govkar, Gwiliak, Indonesian Gentleman, Jungle Fever 3, Kaze, Nad, namefags, NO TRIP, nongent, Onolkeshan, Primordial Evo, SHOGUN GLUND, Silith, Skulks, Solomon, stupid sexy Skulks…, tribal, Zal'zaz'siel2012-05-30 6 
June 2012
19343530Primordial Evo, Eastern Continent - Tribal 2The continued development and adventures of Eastern Tribes. Nad makes a tsundere bug girl, and Fortune's Gantu slay monsters and make contact with the Kaze. The Ca'rethil develop both kung-fu and architechture and the Silith nearly burn the damn forest down in their attempts to discover the secrets of metalworking.Collective Game, Primordial Evo, evolution, Indonesian Gentleman, nongent, Smokey the Bear is pissed2012-06-07 2 
19470363Chapter Quest VIII - Visiting the Dark SisterGhosts of Retribution go on a joint mission with Rogue Trader to retrieve an artifact from a Space Hulk, but what happens next was not expected by anyone...Collective Game, Quest, Chapter Quest, Chapter Master, Dark Heresy, roleplay, rpg, 40k, Eldar, Space Hulk, Spirit Stones, Rogue Trader, Chaos Space Marines, Traitors2012-06-14 4 
19489044The Creation of House Bulwark/tg/ generates a House in ASoIaF. Not One Step Back.Game of Thrones,2012-06-15 11 
19497569House Bulwark/Turtle Quest 2House Bulwark continues its activities in Kings Landing, a duel is fought, a threat is made, and we have an audience with the Hand.House Bulwark, Game of Thrones, Collective Game, Turtle Quest, A Song of Ice and Fire, Not One Step Back2012-06-17 11 
19516190House Bulwark/Turtle Quest 3Donatello meets Syrio Forel, the heir to House Dannett is discovered, and fighting in the streets of King's LandingGame of Thrones, Song of Ice and Fire, Collective Game, Turtle Quest, House Bulwark, Not One Step Back2012-06-18 7 
19543603House Bulwark/Turtle Quest 4Orten accuses the Bulwarks of murder, Lord Bulwark duels Ser Naton, and Thoros of Myr wields the Fire SwordGame of Thrones, Song of Ice and Fire, Collective Game, Turtle Quest, House Bulwark, Not One Step Back2012-06-20 7 
19550420 Game of Thrones QuestWe are Lord Karban, perhaps the luckiest man in Westeros. Game of Thrones Quest, Collective Game2012-06-21 48 
19566657House Bulwark/Turtle Quest 5April Bulwark is a homicidal tsundere, Arya comes to visit, and Donatello hires Gendry. Good bye canon!Game of Thrones, Song of Ice and Fire, Collective Game, Turtle Quest, House Bulwark, Not One Step Back2012-06-21 6 
19580181House Bulwark/Turtle Quest 6Arya and April run around House Bulwark and annoy a farmerGame of Thrones, Song of Ice and Fire, Collective Game, Turtle Quest, House Bulwark, Not One Step Back2012-06-22 7 
19614941Game of Thrones Quest IILord Dustain Karban of Saltmouth hunts down smugglers, but in the end he is left with more questions than answers.Game of Thrones Quest, Collective Game, Song of Ice and Fire,2012-06-25 31 
19628133Game of Thrones Quest II!Where we finish the Visit by Lord Redwyne and find we are just average at jousting.Game of Thrones Quest, Collective Game, Song of Ice and Fire,2012-06-26 33 
19661849Game of Thrones Quest 3We enjoy some pie, bust one of our men from getting glassed and start the investigation on the stolen wine. Oh look, autosage is up.Game of Thrones Quest, Collective Game, Song of Ice and Fire,2012-06-29 26 
19663876Game of Thrones Quest 3 1/2Lifeboat thread, since a cranky mod autosaged the last one. Also: We delve deeper into the wine-smuggling mess. Game of Thrones Quest, Collective Game, Song of Ice and Fire,2012-06-29 25 
July 2012
19767602Game of Thrones Quest IVThe mystery-plot thickens a bit, we meet Davos, and that Tourney of Vines finally starts.Song of Ice and Fire, Game of Thrones Quest, Collective Game, Game of Thrones, House Karban2012-07-07 27 
19777016Game of Thrones Quest IV LifeboatThe tourney continues after the old thread began to autosage, and we are busy being pretty good at the joust, and we knock Robert Baratheon off a horse with a stick.Game of Thrones Quest, Collective Game, Game of Thrones, Song of Ice and Fire, House Karban2012-07-07 27 
19774741Primordial Evo, Southern Continent IIIContinued development of the Southern Continent. Floating forests of tree-like jellyfish, coral reefs on land, and the final push towards sentience.Collective Game, Primordial Evo, evolution, Indonesian Gentleman, nongent, Southern Continent2012-07-11 2 
19837339Game of Thrones Quest VWe complete the Tourney of the Vines, nearly die, and investigate the happenings on the bitch front.Game of Thrones Quest, Collective Game, Game of Thrones, Song of Ice and Fire, House Karban2012-07-12 27 
19846606Game of Thrones Quest VI!We dig deeper into the whole mystery deal and talk to the Lady Jeyne, a secretive information broker in Saltmouth about many topics.Game of Thrones Quest, Collective Game, Game of Thrones, Song of Ice and Fire, House Karban2012-07-12 22 
19853151Game of Thrones Quest VI and 1/2We start uncovering the true working of the Clawwater wine smuggling ring, and do awesome shit.Game of Thrones Quest, Collective Game, Game of Thrones, Song of Ice and Fire, House Karban2012-07-13 27 
19898022Game of Thrones Quest VIIAfter months of investigating, we finally bring the hammer down on House Clawwater, and find that things are darker and more tragic than they first appear.Game of Thrones Quest, Collective Game, Game of Thrones, Song of Ice and Fire, House Karban2012-07-16 23 
19910719Game of Thrones Quest VIIIWe deal with the aftermath of the invasion of Clawwater lands, clean up the debris left over, and make a startling discovery.Game of Thrones Quest, Collective Game, Game of Thrones, Song of Ice and Fire, House Karban2012-07-17 22 
19915412Game of Thrones Quest VIII and 1/2The DM launches a lifeboat after the thread starts autosaging, we bury some Wildfire in a cave, and get part of our reward before the trial begins.Game of Thrones Quest, Collective Game, Game of Thrones, Song of Ice and Fire, House Karban2012-07-17 26 
19887569Primordial Evo: Southern Continent IV (Pre Tribal)A wrap-up of evolution of that lovely little island in the south. Geist, Puruu, Elen, Punchaz, and Bladeshwirm. Who shall prevail?Collective Game, Primordial Evo, evolution, Indonesian Gentleman, nongent, Southern Continent2012-07-19 4 
19954516Game of Thrones Quest IXWe deal with lady troubles, the trial of the Clawwaters, and many questions about bannermen.Game of Thrones Quest, Collective Game, Game of Thrones, Song of Ice and Fire, House Karban2012-07-20 24 
19959122Game of Thrones Quest IX and 1/2The trial finishes up, more problems with bitches, and we finally get the fuck back home.Game of Thrones Quest, Collective Game, Game of Thrones, Song of Ice and Fire, House Karban2012-07-20 23 
20060801Game of Thrones Quest XWe finally head home after our time away, and try and get shit shorted.Game of Thrones Quest, Collective Game, Game of Thrones, Song of Ice and Fire, House Karban2012-07-28 24 
20067945Game of Thrones Quest X and 1/2We get our house in order and get ready for MAD MONEY jousting tourney!Game of Thrones Quest, Collective Game, House Karban, Game of Thrones, Song of Ice and Fire2012-07-28 23 
August 2012
20134147Game of Thrones Quest XIClawwater girls are still down but we don't despair. Winter is Coming so we upgrade our small city and build some silos and junk. Get swarmed with letters from everyone, oh and the huge tracts of land came to visit.Game of Thrones Quest, Collective Game, House Karban, Game of Thrones, Song of Ice and Fire2012-08-02 25 
20140791Game of Thrones Quest XI and 1/2The lifeboat is launched as the Cargill visit proceeds apace, we finally figure out what to do with those new islands, grant Ser Crane a great gift, and hear wedding bells in the distance.Game of Thrones Quest, Collective Game, Game of Thrones, Song of Ice and Fire, House Karban2012-08-02 24 
20210395Game of Thrones Quest XIIRulership continues, with questions asked and answered. Also, prolonged debate over just what we should be taking into our marital bed.Game of Thrones Quest, Collective Game, Game of Thrones, Song of Ice and Fire, House Karban2012-08-07 23 
20218233Game of Thrones Quest XII and 1/2The lifeboat deploys, and some serious work and discussion gets underway. It ends when OP becomes tired and heads to bed after answering a pile of questions. Also: We need to get laid.Game of Thrones Quest, Collective Game, Game of Thrones, Song of Ice and Fire, House Karban2012-08-07 25 
20434992Game of Thrones Quest XIII TeaserThe OP finally reappears after nearly two weeks in captivity. Minor events are kicked off, people complain a bit, and then OP runs off to sleep after promising a pastebin update and more time.Game of Thrones Quest, Collective Game, Game of Thrones, Song of Ice and Fire, House Karban2012-08-23 25 
20534293Game of Thrones Quest XIVThe Redwynes swing through, the normal thursday schedule picks up again, and we dive back into politics, investigation, and bitch-hunting. Game of Thrones Quest, Collective Game, Game of Thrones, Song of Ice and Fire, House Karban2012-08-31 32 
September 2012
20753021Tribal Game: OceanicTribal Game: Oceanic Indonesian Gentlemancollective game, IG, indonesian gentleman, tribal game2012-09-26 0 
December 2012
22056057Monitor Civ Quest 3The Saurials develop astronomy, a hatred of exploration and unleshed a massive undead plague. The tribe was then saved by what looks like divine intervention. Collective Game, Civilization Quest, Saurials, Great Old Ones2012-12-16 2 
January 2013
22571179The Payphone NetworkAn anon presents an intriguing setting in which the diminishing numbers of payphones are used to control supernatural beings and summon unworldly favours. Just make sure you have enough minutes left on your card, or the Operator may make you call Collect...setting, payphones, operator, phonecard, occult, unknown armies2013-01-16 33 
22638638GoT Quest: House Dredd "The Hand is Strong" Another /tg/ House is created, this time in the well-defended but relatively lawless Mountains of the Moon. Dredd references abound as bringing law to the Vale is made our top priority. Right after hand jokes and women.Collective Game, Song of Ice and Fire, Game of Thrones, House Creation2013-01-17 8 
22657728GoT Quest: House Dredd (Creation Finalised)We make our final adjustments to House Dredd, and our until-now nameless character. Rollan Dredd, son of Lord Josephus Dredd will make his mark on Westeros. We also spend an almost certainly unhealthy amount of time decking out our lesbian-broette, Alyse Stone.Collective Game, Song of Ice and Fire, Game of Thrones, House Creation, House Dredd2013-01-18 1 
22822844Fantasy Quest XIIIn this thread, our Bard once again proves that she can't board a vehicle without having it wrecked along the road. Featuring Deep Ones Fantasy Quest, Fantasy, Quest, Collective Game, elf, girl, elf girl, bard, crash, boat, deep ones, deep, ones2013-01-28 10 
March 2013
23620462Call of Cthulhu Moral QuestionIf you could save mankind from the Old Ones, what price is worth it?Call of Cthulhu, Old Ones, Moral Question2013-03-11 13 
23649496Knock Off GoT Quest 3William Bordain spends most of the day in the dungeons, and making mad money and new friends.Game of Thrones, Collective Game, Quest2013-03-13 24 
23669542Knock Off GoT Quest 4William Bordain, lord of Murder, meets some hill people, and learns the meaning of friendship. Or something.Game of Thrones, Collective Game, Quest2013-03-14 23 
23688765Knock Off GoT Quest part VWilliam Bordain convinces the hill tribes to follow him, and discovers his own totem animal. The Warpick.Game of Thrones, Knock Off Quest, Quest2013-03-15 23 
23707839Knock Off GoT Quest part VIWilliam Bordain decides that his army isn't big enough, and so he doubles it, and enlists two new banner men.Game of Thrones, Knock Off Quest, Quest2013-03-16 22 
23723925Knock Off GoT Quest part VIIWilliam Bordain visits his neighbor, meets his neighbors daughter, and discovers that people consider him a blood drinking, no pants wearing, lunatic. He agrees. Game of Thrones, Knock Off Quest, Quest2013-03-17 23 
23742138Faechan 2we create the dark ones, the deep sewers, and several interesting characters, also discover people apparently eat halflingssetting, Faechan, Pallitards, alternate reality, dark ones, bums, monstergirls2013-03-18 -2 
23743919Knock Off GoT Quest part VIIIWilliam Bordain, Lord of Murder rides with his betrothed to the Ayrie for Lord Arryn's Fete. Along the way he erects a row of human scarecrows. Game of Thrones, Knock Off Quest, Quest2013-03-18 23 
23759967Knock Off GoT Quest part IXWilliam Bordain, Lord of Murder, is taken to court and proves that he can't be beaten even in a court of law.Game of Thrones, Knock Off Quest, Quest, Collective Game2013-03-19 33 
April 2013
24264225A Song of Ice and Fire - The Quest of House Harrock: Part 2In which Lord Artys of House Harrock, sworn of House Arryn, interrogated captured mountain barbarians to discover their numbers and location of their camp, got in good with our family, reorganised our ranger forces to better patrol our lands, and beat our son in a sparring match, teaching him respect and forging a bond twixt father and son.Collective Game, House Harrock, Harrock, ASOIAF, A Song of Ice and Fire, Quest, Mountains, Barbarians, Bastards, Game of Thrones2013-04-16 28 
24340519A Song of Ice and Fire - The Quest of House Harrock: Part 3In which Lord Artys of House Harrock, sworn of House Arryn, negotiate a military alliance and a trade agreement with House Eben, met his family and our potential daughter-in-law, ran down and slaughtered mountain men who tried to hold us up on the road home, and met Ser Lyn Corbray, envoy of Lord Royce, who gave us wealth from House Arryn, and called our son a fat bastard who needs beating into shape, which will lead to future hilarity.Collective Game, House Harrock, Harrock, ASOIAF, A Song of Ice and Fire, Quest, Mountains, Barbarians, Bastards, Game of Thrones2013-04-20 26 
24402084A Song of Ice and Fire - The Quest of House Harrock: Part 4n which Lord Artys of House Harrock, sworn of House Arryn, does all sort of things to help advance his house, from recruiting hunters and poachers to cutting ties with House Belmore. In addition, the savages finally make their move with some mysterious help.Collective Game, House Harrock, Harrock, ASOIAF, A Song of Ice and Fire, Quest, Mountains, Barbarians, Bastards, Game of Thrones2013-04-23 25 
24475272A Song of Ice and Fire - The Quest of House Harrock: Part 5In which Lord Artys of House Harrock, sworn of House Arryn, musters his army and summons his ally. He makes ready for full scale war against the Milk Snakes clan.Collective Game, House Harrock, Harrock, ASOIAF, A Song of Ice and Fire, Quest, Mountains, Barbarians, Bastards, Game of Thrones2013-04-27 24 
24532547A Song of Ice and Fire - The Quest of House Harrock: Part 6In which Lord Artys of House Harrock, sworn of House Arryn, concludes his negotiations with House Egen, gaining their aid in the war against the Milk Snake mountain clan, and took the arrow and sword to the barbarians' warriors, children and womenfolk, slaughtering their raiders to a man and taking their chief captive, our rangers harrying their fleeing families, though to great cost to our allies, who lost near half their men in the hard-fought victory.Collective Game, House Harrock, Harrock, ASOIAF, A Song of Ice and Fire, Quest, Mountains, Barbarians, Bastards, Game of Thrones2013-04-30 26 
May 2013
24607844A Song of Ice and Fire - The Quest of House Harrock: Part 7In which Lord Artys of House Harrock, sworn of House Arryn, builds a few plans for turning Westpass into an economic powerhouse. Many ravens are sent out across the land to different lords and a fascinating guest known only as Maahira of Qohor arrives at High Harrock with a small escort of Unsullied and a big secret in tow.Collective Game, House Harrock, Harrock, ASOIAF, A Song of Ice and Fire, Quest, Mountains, Barbarians, Bastards, Game of Thrones2013-05-04 25 
24666929A Song of Ice and Fire - The Quest of House Harrock: Part 8In which Lord Artys of House Harrock, sworn of House Arryn, dealt with his neighbours in matters of trade and diplomacy, helping to better his relations with his ally House Egen, and received a pointed missive from Lord Yohn Royce, Castellan of the Vale, relating to his dealings with Lady Maahira of Qohor. In addition, settlers arrived from elsewhere in the Vale, helping to develop the land of Westpass, and much discussion was had over the buying of goats.Collective Game, House Harrock, Harrock, ASOIAF, A Song of Ice and Fire, Quest, Mountains, Barbarians, Bastards, Game of Thrones, Goats2013-05-07 26 
24749571A Song of Ice and Fire - The Quest of House Harrock: Part 9In which Lord Artys of House Harrock, sworn of House Arryn, received an invitation for his House to attend a tourney, featuring a joust and melee, to be hosted by his rivals House Belmore, and it was decided that Artys and Ser Morys would joust, and Brock, heir of Westpass, would join the melee. Much discussion was had with their allies of House Egen, including further unity of the military forces of the Houses, and the prospect of an alliance through marriage. Brock also shows he is learning, and finds Lorenna, daughter of Lord Egen, to be a most attractive girl, and a prime potential wife.Collective Game, House Harrock, Harrock, ASOIAF, A Song of Ice and Fire, Quest, Mountains, Barbarians, Bastards, Game of Thrones2013-05-11 30 
24846460A Song of Ice and Fire - The Quest of House Harrock: Part 10In which Lord Artys of House Harrock, sworn of House Arryn, travels with his family and Lord Egen to Grimarbour, the port-town of House Belmore, though rightfully being Harrock land, and location for the regional Tourney. Discussions were had with Yohn Royce, who seemed pleased to see Lord Harrock, and much jousting occurred, whereby Ser Morys progressed into the second round, as did Lord Harrock, though only after gravely injuring Lord Lyonel Corbray, Ser Lyn's brother.Collective Game, House Harrock, Harrock, ASOIAF, A Song of Ice and Fire, Quest, Mountains, Barbarians, Bastards, Game of Thrones2013-05-16 31 
24884613A Song of Ice and Fire - The Quest of House Harrock: Part 11We wine and dine at the evening feast with the Lords of the Vale. Intrigue abounds as Lord Artys does his best not to reveal too much to the wrong parties. Much discussion is had on the information gleaned from these encounters, our situation is not as secure as we might have hoped.Collective Game, House Harrock, Harrock, ASOIAF, A Song of Ice and Fire, Quest, Mountains, Barbarians, Bastards, Game of Thrones2013-05-18 30 
24908691Game of Thrones Quest: Iron and HateLord William Bordain returns to action after a hiatus, to begin planning an extravagant weddinggame of thrones, Collective Game, Knock-Off, Iron and Hate Quest2013-05-19 22 
24940637A Song of Ice and Fire - The Quest of House Harrock: Part 12In which Lord Artys of House Harrock, sworn of House Arryn, spends time with his family, discovering potential husbands for his daughter Katrin, including the heir of Yohn Royce himself, and gifted a new weapon to his son, that he might bring the House honour in the Grand Melee. The second round of the jousting was had, where Ser Morys proceeded through to the third round, matched against Yohn Royce, and Lord Harrock suffered defeat at the hands of Ser Marwyn, of the rival House Belmore. Progress towards recruiting hedge knights into the service of Harrock was also made.Collective Game, House Harrock, Harrock, ASOIAF, A Song of Ice and Fire, Quest, Mountains, Barbarians, Bastards, Game of Thrones2013-05-21 31 
25016399A Song of Ice and Fire - The Quest of House Harrock: Part 13In which Lord Artys of House Harrock, sworn of House Arryn, meets with other lords, discussing the tourney and festivities, as well as politics of the region, though not all goes well with the initial discussion of Brock marrying the daughter of Lord Egen. This run of bad luck continued into the third round of the joust, where Ser Morys was badly hurt in his tilt against Bronze Yohn Royce, and it was discovered that some of the matches were fixed by Lord Belmore, the "Mummer of Strongsong", to ensure that his son would go up against Royce, which proves to be a choice Belmore will regret...Collective Game, House Harrock, Harrock, ASOIAF, A Song of Ice and Fire, Quest, Mountains, Barbarians, Bastards, Game of Thrones, Belmore2013-05-25 38 
25041888Song of Iron and Hate Quest part 2The returned Knock-Off Game of Thrones Quest continues, with William finsihing up his wedding preparations, his wife slapping him, and a surprise from Tywin LannisterCollective Game, game of thrones, Knock-Off Quest, Iron and Hate Quest2013-05-26 22 
25063638Titanic skeleton cityWe come up with a city that lives inside of a giant animated skeleton. Turns out they really enjoy Mexican holidays.Skeletons, Skeleton, Giant, Titan, 2spooky, Mr. Bones, Worldbuilding, Sombreros2013-05-27 6 
June 2013
25158316A Song of Ice and Fire - The Quest of House Harrock: Part 14In which Lord Artys of House Harrock, sworn of House Arryn, gains a new sworn sword, Ser Banton, after gifting him back his armour and steed, snatching him from the grasp of House Belmore. The jousting came to a close, with Lord Yohn Royce, Castellan of the Eyrie, proving victorious after a viscous set of tilts against Ser Belmore, and the teams for the melee were announced, following a discussion between Lord Harrock and Lord Coldwater over a potential swapping of wards. Collective Game, House Harrock, Harrock, ASOIAF, A Song of Ice and Fire, Quest, Mountains, Barbarians, Bastards, Game of Thrones2013-06-01 38 
25184770 SONG OF IRON AND HATE QUEST: "I STOPPED COUNTING" EDITIONLord Bordain finally greets Lord Oberyn Martell, King Robert Baratheon and chats with Jon Arynn.Collective Game, game of thrones, Knock-Off Quest, Iron and Hate Quest2013-06-02 21 
25222776A Song of Ice and Fire - The Quest of House Harrock: Part 15In which Lord Artys of House Harrock, sworn of House Arryn, negotiates the acquisition of a new spymaster, Lymorian of Braavos, a master of disguise and wit. Lord Artys also bears witness to the final event of the tournament, the melee, in which Brock fights to the best of his ability, and with so many veterans of sword and mace, shield and armour, almost anything can, and does, happen...Collective Game, House Harrock, Harrock, ASOIAF, A Song of Ice and Fire, Quest, Mountains, Barbarians, Bastards, Game of Thrones, Brock2013-06-04 49 
25328855IRON AND HATE QUEST 4: THE QUICKENINGWe bro out with Jaime, and then beat the shit out of some people at the Tournament, before our sister breaks our heart.game of thrones, Collective Game, Knock-Off, Iron and Hate Quest2013-06-09 21 
25361633A Song of Ice and Fire - The Quest of House Harrock: Part 16In which Lord Artys of House Harrock, sworn of House Arryn, celebrates with his newly knighted son, Ser Brock Harrock, saying how proud he is of him, and that he has earned his place as the heir to Harrock. Artys also met with Lord Egen, now a supporter of the marriage proposal between Brock and his daughter, before going aboard Lord Yohn Royce's ship, where the three lords discussed the events of a few weeks ago, when Lady Maahira of Qohor visited the lands of Harrock and Egen, discovering a disturbing possibility for her presence in Westeros...Collective Game, House Harrock, Harrock, ASOIAF, A Song of Ice and Fire, Quest, Mountains, Barbarians, Bastards, Game of Thrones, Brock2013-06-11 44 
25457068Song of Iron and Hate Quest part 5The Tourney continues. We fight Willas Tyrell, and get knocked unconscious. A brief shitstorm, before we have a surprisingly happy ending.game of thrones, Collective Game, Knock-Off, Iron and Hate Quest2013-06-16 21 
25568016A Song of Ice and Fire - The Quest of House Harrock: Part 17In which Lord Artys of House Harrock, sworn of House Arryn, discusses and plans the future of Westpass with his sworn swords and family, receiving a number of marriage offers for both Ser Brock and Katrin, throwing the previously certain plans into disarray. The rumours of House Egen engaging in full wartime conscription prove to be correct too, raising the theory that Ser Crowlys, marshal of House Egen's forces and no good friend to House Harrock, might be planning to take matters into his own hands...Collective Game, House Harrock, Harrock, ASOIAF, A Song of Ice and Fire, Quest, Mountains, Barbarians, Bastards, Game of Thrones2013-06-22 43 
25603965Song of Iron and Hate part VIWilliam Bordain's wedding tournament comes to an end with a bang. William gets married, seals the deal, hires a number of hedge knights, and successfully doesn't die to poison.Game of Thrones, Collective game, quest, Knock-Off Quest, Iron and Hate2013-06-24 21 
25624200A Song of Ice and Fire - The Quest of House Harrock: Episode 18In which Lord Artys of House Harrock, sworn of House Arryn, sets plans in motion in regard to the marriage proposals made, so that his House might prosper with strong allies for trade and defence. Lord Artys also deals with the fallout of his uncle's revelation, that Artys' bastard brother, Ulfir Stone, was to be legitimised and made Lord of Westpass on his father's death, rather than him. The military build-up of House Egen is also further scrutinised, and the development of House Harrock's lands are planned.Collective Game, House Harrock, Harrock, ASOIAF, A Song of Ice and Fire, Quest, Mountains, Barbarians, Bastards, Game of Thrones2013-06-24 40 
25724950Song of Iron and Hate Quest part 7We meet up with our captains, unveil our plans, learn Arban's backstory, and make our wife happy.Collective Game, game of thrones, Iron and Hate Quest,2013-06-30 21 
July 2013
25862511Song of Iron and Hate Quest part 8William chats with those close to him, impregnates his wife, starts several ambitious plans, and hires 4 men to do 1 job because he's made of DIAMONDS.Collective Game, game of thrones, Knock-Off Quest, Iron and Hate Quest2013-07-07 22 
25875846King in the North QuestHe has arisen, with a thirst for vengeance. Lead to Lord Beric by Harwin.King in the North Quest, Collective Game, game of thrones, a song of ice and fire, undead, wolf, king, revenge, vengeance2013-07-08 34 
25894366A Song of Ice and Fire - The Quest of House Harrock: Part 19In which Lord Artys of House Harrock, sworn of House Arryn, deals with the potential economic and famine crisis that will be quick to come following the ceasing of trade with Harrock by House Frey, became close with his wife after discovering that she is potentially pregnant with their third child, discussed the potential for alliances with his sworn swords, and spoke with his daughter over the prospect of her becoming betrothed.Collective Game, House Harrock, Harrock, ASOIAF, A Song of Ice and Fire, Quest, Mountains, Barbarians, Bastards, Game of Thrones2013-07-09 37 
25916853 King in the North Quest Part 2He has found two kin; one dead, one alive. one human, one wolf.King in the North Quest, Collective Game, game of thrones, a song of ice and fire, undead, wolf, king, revenge, vengeance2013-07-10 20 
25997374The King in the North Quest 3We ambush some Freys and take a few notable hostages.King in the North Quest, Collective Game, game of thrones, a song of ice and fire, undead, wolf, king, revenge, vengeance2013-07-14 11 
25998631Song of Iron and Hate Quest part 9Page finally updates the opening info. WE get called out for ignoring our hillmen allies, and hire an architect to build them nice houses. Then, on our way to the Eyrie, bandits attackCollective Game, game of thrones, Knock-Off Quest, Iron and Hate Quest2013-07-14 23 
26031660A Song of Ice and Fire - The Quest of House Harrock: Part 20In which Lord Artys of House Harrock, sworn of House Arryn, deals with the arrival of Lady Lorenna of House Egen, potential wife for Ser Brock, and Ser Crowlys, her escort and sworn sword to Lord Egen, and sets about learning more about her, as well as allowing Brock time with her, in order to find if they are a good match, both in love and for politics. Lord Harrock also discovers that Crown Crag, the home of House Egen, has been closed to all outsiders bar Lord Royce's men, prompting no small amount of curiosity and paranoia, and deals with the upcoming food shortage with a series of new deals for iron.Collective Game, House Harrock, Harrock, ASOIAF, A Song of Ice and Fire, Quest, Mountains, Barbarians, Bastards, Game of Thrones2013-07-16 29 
26277273Song of Iron and Hate Quest part 10We drive back the bandits, make our way to teh Eyrie, and begin to plot. Page goes AWOL from the death-sleep.Collective Game, game of thrones, Iron and Hate Quest,2013-07-28 22 
August 2013
26417703SONG OF IRON AND HATE QUEST 11: I CAN'T FIND 10 IN THE ARCHIVES!William initiates intrigues in the Eyrie, inspects an invitation by Littlefinger, and ingratiates himself with the upper crust.Collective Game, game of thrones, Knock-Off Quest, Iron and Hate Quest2013-08-04 20 
26551133SONG OF IRON AND HATE QUEST 12: Bordain's Dozen!William goes home, goes hunting, and gets his Dogs sorted outCollective Game, game of thrones, Knock-Off Quest, Iron and Hate Quest2013-08-11 21 
December 2013
28834358Text Adventure Quest: Rogue Chapter 7We encounter a group of dragon girls, and have a very good night.Text Adventure Quest Rogue 7 collective game Mr Bones2013-12-14 10 
28862596Text Adventure Quest: Rogue Chapter 8We deal with an angry princess, go shopping, and meet up once more with the dragon girls.Text Adventure Quest Rogue 8 collective game Mr Bones2013-12-15 8 
28884848Text Adventure Quest: Rogue Chapter 9We spend a day with the dragon girls and make travel arrangements.Text Adventure Quest Rogue 9 collective game Mr Bones2013-12-16 7 
28987458Text Adventure Quest: Rogue Chapter 11We travel the barrens, encounter a spider girl cave and meet Imm.Text Adventure Quest Rogue 11 collective game Mr Bones2013-12-21 5 
29160409Goblin Quest IThe humblest of possible beginnings, barring non-sentients. Collective Game, Goblin Quest?, Goblins, Caves, Quests, Bones, Boners2013-12-30 6 
February 2014
30020961Expendable QuestImperial Guardsman fated to die terribly turns out to be not-so-expendable. One-shotcollective_game, 40K, guardsman, Expendable_Quest, one-shot, oneshot2014-02-05 27 
30422152Badass Overlord QuestA oneshot about Overlord Embra's quest to become the most badass evil overlord.Collective Game, Drawquest, Overlord, Oneshot2014-02-23 21 
30439410Text Adventure Quest: Psion Chapter 3Where we attempt to escape from the guards after a blatant murder.Text, Adventure, Quest, Psion, 3, collective game, Mr, Bones,2014-02-23 -3 
March 2014
30937759Text Adventure Quest: Psion Chapter 5Text Adventure Quest: Psion Chapter 5Text Adventure Quest, Collective Game, Mr. Bones2014-03-19 -10 
31064972Text Adventure Quest Psion Chapter 6In which one Anon felt betrayed and smut was had so the norm. Also we love you Mr. Bones.Text Adventure Quest, Collective Game, Psion Chapter 6,Mr. Bones2014-03-26 2 
April 2014
31531323Designing a Dungeon with Comedic TrapsOP's going to raid a dungeon organised by newbie kobolds who are pretty naive on dungeon building. He requests ideas for poorly-designed traps. Hilarity ensures as do kobold skeletons with hard hats and Indiana Jones shoutouts. Kobold traps dungeon worldbuilding Indiana Jones2014-04-18 5 
May 2014
32075160HorrorworldOP posts the beginning of a story in which the Old Ones return bringing with them all humanity's fears then requests contributions. What follows is absolute nightmare fuel and spiders. Lots of spiders.Horrorworld, stories, story, worldbuilding, Old Ones, spiders, 2014-05-13 16 
July 2014
33212283Song of Iron and Hate Quest Part 13Page shows up again, gets the band back together, and Bordain gets a mission from God. Or Gold. Whichever.collective game, game of thrones, Iron and Hate2014-07-06 20 
33247618Sacred Stones QuestWe Joined Ephraim on his journey south to Grado and were assigned to a squad.Sacred Stones Quest, Collective Game, Fire Emblem2014-07-08 5 
33448711Sacred Stones Quest 2We gained a new squad mate, had a fruity drink, spared with Gareth, and broke our sternum. Good timesSacred Stones Quest, Collective Game, Fire Emblem2014-07-17 5 
33535780Sacred Stones Quest 3Breakfast with Kyle, Rematch with Gareth, and won our first sparing match against ChristineSacred Stones Quest, Collective Game, Fire Emblem2014-07-21 6 
33590373Song of Iron and Hate Quest Part 14We wrap up with the Belmores, Shack up with our Wife, stamp a sword, and meet some children.collective game, game of thrones, Iron and Hate2014-07-23 20 
August 2014
33865091Sacred Stones Quest 4Mel is joined by a Cleric and Thief. The thief turns out to be quite the badass.Sacred Stones Quest, Collective Game, Fire Emblem2014-08-04 3 
33871310Song of Iron and Hate Quest Part 15The Lynderly's have something interesting in their hands.collective game, game of thrones, Iron and Hate2014-08-04 20 
34219937Noble Whore QuestIn which our young heroine inherits the throne from her assassinated father.Noble Whore Quest, Collective Game, oneshot, one shot2014-08-18 8 
34447563Life Quest - OneshotFollow Ronald and his dog on a journey in the field of Corporate RepoCollective Game, Somas, Oneshot, Life Quest2014-08-28 13 
34489724Life Quest 2We go to the vet, subsume a spirit, and have a falling out.Collective Game, Somas, Oneshot, Life Quest2014-08-30 7 
September 2014
34538720Life Quest 3We reconcile with our wife, sorta. Then go to work, sign up for an Antarctic vacation, get molested, and seek out an illegal arms dealer.Collective Game, Somas, Oneshot, Life Quest2014-09-01 7 
October 2014
35247887Life Quest 4We buy guns from a stoner.Collective Game, Somas, Oneshot, Life Quest2014-10-02 7 
35351727Accidental Idol Crime Quest 2 :MurderWhen on a date with an Idol, misunderstandings happen and people think we murdered her.Accidental Idol Crime Quest, Collective Game, Oneshots2014-10-07 12 
35351212Life Quest 5In which an old soldier gives us good advice, we find a strange bistro, and bind a spirit of gluttony.Collective Game, Somas, Oneshot, Life Quest2014-10-07 6 
35393528Life Quest 6We eat a spirit alive and call our wife.Collective Game, Somas, Oneshot, Life Quest2014-10-09 6 
35511879Accidental Idol Crime Quest 3: Idol CultYou are Iori Minase the idol and a cult just kidnapped your boyfriend Protag.Accidental Idol Crime Quest, Collective Game, Oneshots2014-10-14 8 
35525974Sacred Stones Quest 5We pick some locks, encounter a giant spider, and run like Hell.Sacred Stones Quest, Collective Game, Fire Emblem2014-10-15 0 
35657424Accidental Idol Crime Quest 4: Child AbductionYour idol girlfriend has come home carrying a young child, and we immediately hear that the Mayor's daughter has been missing since this morning.Accidental Idol Crime Quest, Collective Game, Oneshots2014-10-21 9 
35862255Imouto Quest Our Imouto has to...you knowCollective Game, Imouto Quest, Oneshot2014-10-31 13 
December 2014
36746401Arachnophobia QuestThe crawling terror strikes in your bedroom at your weakest moment! I hate spiders, oh do I hate them very much so! Collective Game, Spiders, oneshot, one-shot2014-12-14 1 
January 2015
37394066Life Quest 7We learn to teleport and buy body armor, then take a heavily armed walk in the woods.Collective Game, Somas, Oneshot, Life Quest2015-01-16 6 
June 2015
40455652Life Quest 8We have a tea party, Gluttony a shit, and we reunite with our wife.Collective Game, Somas, Oneshot, Life Quest2015-06-08 6 
July 2015
41083063Song of Iron and Hate Quest part 16Page returns, and we finally leave Lynderly with our parting gifts of three dogs, a trade deal, and a child.Collective Game, Iron and Hate, Game of Thrones. Iron and Hate Quest2015-07-08 20 
41228750Song of Iron and Hate Quest part 17William rides to House Corbray, has the worst flashback in history, and then a nice meal. Page poisons himself accidentally.Collective Game, Iron and Hate, Game of Thrones, Iron and Hate Quest2015-07-15 20 
41327948A Song of Gold and Sand: House Brachen Quest (House Creation)In which House Brachen, Scourge of the Ironborn, Guardians of the Tumblestone Coast, Left Hand of the Lannisters is created, and Lord Garrette Brachen and his child Trystan Hill are named.Collective Game, House Brachen, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF, GoT2015-07-20 13 
41349112A Song of Gold and Sand: House Brachen Quest (Lord Creation)In which Lord Garrette Brachen is given form via character generation, and much discussion was had about what weapons to use and our hatred of the IronbornCollective Game, House Brachen, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF, GoT2015-07-20 11 
41377099Song of Iron and Hate Quest part 18William wraps up with the Corbrays, gets hit on by the Waynwoods, and gets the hell out of Dodge.Collective Game, Iron and Hate, Game of Thrones, Iron and Hate Quest2015-07-22 13 
41456560A Song of Gold and Sand: House Brachen Quest (Part 1)In which Garrette Brachen, Lord of Brachenhall, learns of the state of his lands and the bandits plaguing them, bonds with his bastard son, and begins his war to purge the brigands from his lands, one spear at a time.Collective Game, House Brachen, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF, GoT2015-07-26 14 
41529757Song of Iron and Hate Quest part 19Page misnumbers the thread, we meet Yohn Royce, and FINALLY GET HOME.Collective Game, Iron and Hate, Game of Thrones, Iron and Hate Quest2015-07-29 15 
August 2015
41606279A Song of Gold and Sand: House Brachen Quest (Part 2)In which Lord Garrette of House Brachen completes his elimination of the outlaw band to Brachenhall's south-eastern border, gains lands from them for future exploitation, gains the praise of his smallfolk and sworn swords, and prepares his lands for his absence as he is invited to Ashemark by House Marbrand.Collective Game, House Brachen, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF, GoT2015-08-02 20 
41675760Song of Iron and Hate Quest part 20William trains his squire, and finally makes that mercenary company he's always wanted. We meet the RL Karban!Collective Game, Iron and Hate, Game of Thrones, Iron and Hate Quest2015-08-05 20 
41750379A Song of Gold and Sand: House Brachen Quest (Part 3)In which Garrette, Lord of Brachenhall, journeys to the castle of Ashemark, seat of Lord Damon of House Marbrand, to work on forging an alliance against the Bastard of Castamere and his rebels, on establishing new trade routes with which to fund your expansion, and in which Garrette finds out many interesting new facts, and receives a princely gift...Collective Game, House Brachen, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF, GoT2015-08-09 13 
41816038Song of Iron and Hate Quest part 21William finally advances the timeline, and tries out his new toys.Collective Game, Iron and Hate, Game of Thrones, Iron and Hate Quest2015-08-12 16 
41980548Song of Iron and Hate Quest part 22William builds his lands, his wife gives birth, and somehow Page ends up holding a baby.Collective Game, Iron and Hate, Game of Thrones, Iron and Hate Quest2015-08-20 17 
42070737A Song of Revenge and Gold: House Malroy Quest | Chapter IIn which we meet the new Lord Malroy and discover the fate of his family while he was gone in Essos. He also meets with Lord Varys, also known as The Spider, and agrees to dye his silvered hair and bend the knee with little effort to the new King.Collective Game, House Malroy, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2015-08-25 31 
42129549Bone QuestIn which we choose the path of bones, we make a magic crystal admit we are awesome and we meet an agender elemental.Skeleton, Quest, Hadrian Thew, Bones, Undead2015-08-28 5 
42167147A Song of Revenge and Gold: House Malroy Quest | Chapter IIIn which Lord Brynden receives his pardon from the King, angers the Queen, and receives his House's penalties. Also we discover a cache of rare items in the family's villa, have an offer placed for said villa, and return home to Steadhold. Collective Game, House Malroy, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2015-08-30 23 
September 2015
42253209A Song of Revenge and Gold: House Malroy Quest | Chapter IIIIn which, we manage our Houses resources. Gaining a cadre of veteran archers, begin to regrow our fields and our Lord gets learned. We make promises to old friends, take stances against rivals, and make gains in the land in preparation for warding off the neighboring Langwards. Collective Game, House Malroy, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2015-09-03 21 
42309700A Song of Revenge and Gold: House Malroy Quest | Chapter IVIn which we continue rebuilding our House's fortunes. Learn to be more convincing, defeat a group of bandits with resounding ease, and gain the northern forest with our House's strength. Collective Game, House Malroy, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2015-09-06 18 
42388226Awakened Quest #1The protagonist is born, goes sledding, and discovers a tunnel.collective game, clones, sci-fi, subterranean, urban2015-09-09 4 
42418466A Song of Revenge and Gold: House Malroy Quest | Chapter VIn which we travel to King's Landing, gain the services of a Hedge Knight and his squire, make sweet love to a seamstress's daughter, and find Ser Wilson Celtigar's truths to be lacking. Also the QM messes everything up. Collective Game, House Malroy, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2015-09-11 15 
42506748Awakening Quest #2We emerge from the tunnels, kill another man, and check our divine mouthpiece.collective game, clones, sci-fi, subterranean, urban, awakening quest2015-09-15 3 
42559544A Song of Revenge and Gold: House Malroy Quest | Chapter VIIn which we storm off from our dealings with House Celtigar, take out our wrath on some thugs and a fine woman and meet with our Mother's family, the Hanfords. We checked a deal with them at length and come to one of great benefit.Collective Game, House Malroy, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2015-09-18 14 
42579966A Song of Revenge and Gold: House Malroy Quest | Chapter VIIIn which we finish our dealings in King's Landing. Having a private audience with the Hand of the King, Jon Arryn. And entertain a Pentoshi banker with a lavish banquet. We also make great gains in Wealth from several sources and begin work upon rebuilding our prized Rare Bloodline. Collective Game, House Malroy, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2015-09-19 13 
42581195Awakening Quest #3From dawn til dusk. Also, we're exiles now.collective game, clones, sci-fi, subterranean, urban, awakening quest2015-09-19 2 
42703341A Song of Revenge and Gold: House Malroy Quest | Chapter VIIIIn which our Lord Brynden Malroy plans a melee to recruit Knights of quality in the future. Pays for his dear friend's brother's release from captivity. Ties up some loose ends in Steadhold and takes an absolute thrashing from the hands of his Uncle.Collective Game, House Malroy, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2015-09-25 12 
42789070Deep Sea Terror and WorldbuildingA discussion of deep sea wildlife develops into worldbuilding for two original settings. Also, it is reaffirmed that the deep sea is horrifying and our primordial ancestors left the water as the lungfish equivalent of "fuck this, I'm out of here."deep sea, mermaids, worldbuilding, deep ones, great flood, lovecraft, future, elder things, water, sea, ocean, terror,2015-09-30 2 
October 2015
42833034Awakening Quest #4We boot up and shut down early.collective game, clones, sci-fi, subterranean, urban, awakening quest2015-10-01 1 
42834474A Song of Revenge and Gold: House Malroy Quest | Chapter IXIn which we attend the Tourney in King's Landing. Attend our trial, find our seed is strong, and we take over as Dontos for a moment bringing forth a righteous fury upon Ser Boros Blount in defense of our good name in the Trial by Combat. We also agree to accompany Lord Arryn to Dorne, and finally lay eyes upon Royce Redward.Collective Game, House Malroy, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2015-10-02 16 
42868396A Song of Revenge and Gold: House Malroy Quest | Chapter XIn which Lord Brynden Malroy meets with the Longwaters, considers marriage proposals for the future, gains trade of iron and sale of horse. He then goes on to compete in the Archery contest, going to the final round against the Summer Islander Jalabhar Xho and it all coming down to sudden death.Collective Game, House Malroy, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2015-10-04 28 
42996572A Song of Revenge and Gold: House Malroy Quest | Chapter XIIn which House Malroy celebrates Lord Brynden's victory in the archery contest, he meets a saucy little dornishwoman, finds his Aunt, Isabella Malroy, to be alive but distressed and he competes in the melee. A glimpse of revenge is finally seen. Collective Game, House Malroy, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2015-10-11 14 
43070421A Song of Revenge and Gold: House Malroy Quest | Chapter XIIIn which Lord Brynden Malroy attends to the final days of the Tourney in King's Landing. Making small trade deals, beginning new alliances, and being the best wingman he can be. He also meets with a saucy little Dornishwoman again, and finds truths from all of the ladies he considers courting.Collective Game, House Malroy, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2015-10-15 13 
43093277Life Quest 9We explore our bindings, do some research, and investigate a cult.Collective Game, Somas, Oneshot, Life Quest2015-10-16 5 
43217275A Song of Revenge and Gold: House Malroy Quest | Chapter XIIIIn which Lord Brynden Malroy finds many ways to spend his vast wealth. Gains a lordly set of armor with intentions of self improvement. Raises troops. And makes leave for Dorne. Collective Game, House Malroy, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2015-10-23 12 
43351901A Song of Revenge and Gold: House Malroy Quest | Chapter XIVIn which we visit Myr as Illiad, Lord Brynden Malroy's dear friend and third in command of The Sons of Gold. We collect a fair amount of Myrish goods, allies, and participate in a mission to free his younger brother, Illion, from captivity. Collective Game, House Malroy, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2015-10-30 14 
November 2015
43484905A Song of Revenge and Gold: House Malroy Quest | Chapter XVIn which Lord Brynden Malroy travels to Dorne, stopping in Estermont for a short stay. He also meets with the Hand of the King again, finds confusion when dealing with a Lady, arrives in Dorne and has a pregnancy scare. Collective Game, House Malroy, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2015-11-06 11 
43521219A Song of Revenge and Gold: House Malroy Quest | Chapter XVIIn which Lord Brynden Malroy attends to the many activities in his visit to Dorne in service to Lord Jon Arryn. He meets with the local flavor, fights those from abroad, and finds that many of the truths in his life, could very well be lies. Collective Game, House Malroy, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2015-11-08 14 
43541572A Song of Revenge and Gold: House Malroy Quest | Chapter XVIIIn which Lord Brynden Malroy continues his affairs about Dorne in aid of the HAnd of the King, Lord Jon Arryn and his peace talks. He takes part in a pissing contest most strong, meets again with the fairer Ladies of his life, and he finally finds a truth he did not know there was to be had.Collective Game, House Malroy, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2015-11-09 13 
43552315Song of Iron and Hate: Gold and Glory #1We join Finn and the mercenaries as they negotiate their first contract, and stab a dude.Game of Thrones, Iron and Hate, Collective Game, Iron and Hate Quest2015-11-09 15 
43611649Life Quest 10We engage in an orgy of carnage and destruction before cracking open a safe and finding what we came for.Collective Game, Somas, Oneshot, Life Quest2015-11-13 5 
43725454A Song of Revenge and Gold: House Malroy Quest | Chapter XVIIIIn which Lord Brynden Malroy continues his trip in Dorne aiding in the ongoing peace talks in his own ways. We speak to Lord Arryn of truths unknown, race Lord Quentyn Qorgyle to finally wrap up our pissing match, and spend some quality time with Lady Giselle about Dorne. Collective Game, House Malroy, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2015-11-20 15 
43841789A Song of Revenge and Gold: House Malroy Quest | Chapter XIXIn which Lord Brynden Malroy meets with the upper crust of the Realm, and finds himself as but mere player in a game stacked against him from the beginning. Long term decisions are finally made and more than a few dances are had. Collective Game, House Malroy, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2015-11-27 16 
December 2015
43967330A Song of Revenge and Gold: House Malroy Quest | Chapter XXIn which Lord Brynden Malroy finishes up his affairs in Dorne. Gains a betrothal. Returns home to Steadhold. And proceeds to make a lot of cash. Collective Game, House Malroy, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2015-12-04 14 
44093184A Song of Revenge and Gold: House Malroy Quest | Chapter XXIIn which Lord Brynden Malroy attends to the needs of his Household in the month leading up to the Grand Melee of Steadhold. His dear friend Illiad returns in a far graver state than he had left, promises to aid House Longwaters are made, and the quest for a dragonbone bow is begun.Collective Game, House Malroy, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2015-12-11 15 
January 2016
44554092Song of Iron and Hate: Gold and Glory #2We meet our captains fully, get the idea for medieval times, and receive a worrying dinner invitation.Game of Thrones, Iron and Hate, Collective Game, Iron and Hate Quest, Gold and Glory2016-01-04 13 
44921451A Song of Revenge and Gold: House Malroy Quest | Chapter XXIIIn which Lord Brynden Malroy returns to form and enjoys the day prior to the Melee in Steadhold. Collective Game, House Malroy, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2016-01-22 13 
44961159A Song of Revenge and Gold: House Malroy Quest | Chapter XXIIIIn which Lord Brynden Malroy attends the opening the Melee in Steadhold and begins talks of a larger alliance.Collective Game, House Malroy, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2016-01-24 14 
45070850A Song of Revenge and Gold: House Malroy Quest | Chapter XXIVIn which Lord Brynden Malroy attends to the many matters of assuring his House's future success.Collective Game, House Malroy, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2016-01-29 15 
February 2016
45215402A Song of Revenge and Gold: House Malroy Quest | Chapter XXVIn which Lord Brynden Malroy's melee continues. Deals are finalized and a few mental breaks are had.Collective Game, House Malroy, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2016-02-05 13 
45281923A Song of Revenge and Gold: House Malroy Quest | Chapter XXVIIn which Lord Brynden Malroy discusses the grimness of the Hayford's future, the brightness of others and enjoys the end of the melee.Collective Game, House Malroy, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2016-02-08 14 
45359137A Song of Revenge and Gold: House Malroy Quest | Chapter XXVIIIn which Brynden Malroy finishes up the Melee in Steadhold and all that entails.Collective Game, House Malroy, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2016-02-12 13 
45431073Overpowered Magic User QuestA oneshot where /tg/ is handed both unreliable ultimate power and complete freedom and proceeds to piss it all away on making anime real.Collective Game, Oneshot, smug anime girl2016-02-15 8 
45496860A Song of Revenge and Gold: House Malroy Quest | Chapter XXVIIIIn which Brynden Malroy actually finishes up with the events of the Melee in Steadhold. Collective Game, House Malroy, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2016-02-19 13 
45558347A Song of Revenge and Gold: House Malroy Quest | Chapter XXIXIn which Lord Brynden Malroy attends to his House and her needs. And finds a web of secrets that finally brings everything together.Collective Game, House Malroy, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2016-02-22 13 
45637731A Song of Revenge and Gold: House Malroy Quest | Chapter XXXIn which Brynden Malroy meets with many members of his family. Both old and new. And finds many new truths in the ever expanding web.Collective Game, House Malroy, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2016-02-26 12 
March 2016
45779266A Song of Revenge and Gold: House Malroy Quest | Chapter XXXIIn which Brynden Malroy returns to Steadhold, assembles his war council, makes great gains in preparation for war, and finds a spy. Collective Game, House Malroy, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2016-03-04 11 
46075291A Song of Revenge and Gold: House Malroy Quest | Chapter XXXIIIn which Lord Brynden Malroy is reunited with many members of his family. Schools some, loves others. Wedding? Soon.Collective Game, House Malroy, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2016-03-18 14 
46224548A Song of Revenge and Gold: House Malroy Quest | Chapter XXXIIIIn which Brynden Malroy entertains his many guests. Meets with Dornishmen and women alike. And finally is married to Lady Obella Qorgyle.Collective Game, House Malroy, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2016-03-25 11 
46244963Humerus SpooksWhat starts with rib tickling skeleton puns and one liners turns epic with one anon's stories of playing as a skeleton in full plate armorD&D, skeletons, lol, story time, puns, bones, spooky, rattle, epic, humerus2016-03-26 42 
46290534A Song of Revenge and Gold: House Malroy Quest | Chapter XXXIVIn which Brynden Malroy begins to plot the escape of his sister from Lord Royce Redward's clutches and watches the first day of the TourneyCollective Game, House Malroy, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2016-03-28 11 
46303217A Song of Revenge and Gold: House Malroy Quest | Chapter XXXIV-iiIn which we continue discussion regarding the Quest, House Malroy past and future, and answer some questions. No new story progression here.Collective Game, House Malroy, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2016-03-29 10 
April 2016
46374362A Song of Revenge and Gold: House Malroy Quest | Chapter XXXVIn which Lord Brynden Malroy sees to the bedding of his new wife, makes decisions for the future, and the Tourney comes to an end.Collective Game, House Malroy, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2016-04-01 11 
46590446A Song of Revenge and Gold: House Malroy Quest | Chapter XXXVIIn which Lord Brynden Malroy sees to his House's needs just prior to the Invasion of the Princewood. Collective Game, House Malroy, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2016-04-11 13 
46671276A Song of Revenge and Gold: House Malroy Quest | Chapter XXVIIIIn which Lord Brynden Malroy begins to Invasion of the Princewood attacking the Southern Camp.Collective Game, House Malroy, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2016-04-15 12 
46801114Song of Iron and Hate: Gold and Glory 3Page returns, and we spend the day learning what the hell's been going on in the last 24 hoursCollective Game, Game of Thrones, Iron and Hate Quest, Gold and Glory2016-04-21 13 
46815422A Song of Revenge and Gold: House Malroy Quest | Chapter XXXIXIn which Lord Brynden Malroy makes plans for the Siege of the Forgotten Hall, engages in a pursuit through the Princewood.Collective Game, House Malroy, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2016-04-22 12 
46838982A Song of Revenge and Gold: House Malroy Quest | Chapter XLIn which Lord Brynden Malroy and his twenty good man perform a raid of suicidal proportions. Collective Game, House Malroy, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2016-04-23 14 
46865891A Song of Ice and Fire: House Gauthier Quest, part 1Where we survey all we're destined to lord overCollective Game, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF, Game of Thrones, Gauthier2016-04-24 2 
16860Quest thing3 adventurers enter, but only 1 leaves alive.notapaladin, collective game, Muchaaaaaaaa lucha, Portal Wizard, Holy Bones, Loch, Mystery Box2016-04-30 14 
May 2016
47233947A Song of Revenge and Gold: House Malroy Quest | Chapter XLIIn which Lord Brynden Malroy finishes up the Invasion of the Princewood, gets a little close to the fire, and has a baby.Collective Game, House Malroy, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2016-05-14 12 
47506660A Song of Revenge and Gold: House Malroy Quest | Chapter XLIIIIn which Lord Brynden Malroy deals with the fallout of the Invasion of the Princewood. Meets many interesting people and makes grand plans. Collective Game, House Malroy, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2016-05-30 12 
June 2016
47627184A Song of Revenge and Gold: House Malroy Quest | Chapter XLIVIn which Lord Brynden Malroy, deals with matters at home. Including gathering information regarding the Langwards and with family.Collective Game, House Malroy, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2016-06-06 11 
47642451The Sun Shines Over InnsmouthInnsmouth has a tourist problem. Later turns into discussing the ghost of Conan as an antagonist in Delta Green and general Bizarro Mythos.lovecraft, deep ones, Innsmouth, plot hooks, Bizarro Mythos, 2016-06-08 11 
47825573Irinora Quest (Oneshot)The tale of a demon princess and her efforts to retrieve her missing crown. Also includes a duo with stupid amounts of sexual tension.Collective Game, Irinora Quest, Oneshot2016-06-18 5 
47857058A Song of Revenge and Gold: House Malroy Quest | Chapter XLVIn which Lord Brynden Malroy make leave for the Tourney in Highgarden and all that entails. Collective Game, House Malroy, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2016-06-19 13 
47973182A Song of Revenge and Gold: House Malroy Quest | Chapter XLVIIn which Brynden Malroy meets and mingles with varying Lords and Ladies of the Reach during the Tourney in Highgarden. Collective Game, House Malroy, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2016-06-27 11 
July 2016
48091950A Song of Revenge and Gold: House Malroy Quest | Chapter XLVIIIn which Lord Brynden Malroy continues to attend the events of the Tourney in Highgarden. Such as the Squire's Melee and Lord Tarly's feasCollective Game, House Malroy, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2016-07-04 10 
48209420A Song of Revenge and Gold: House Malroy Quest | Chapter XLVIIIIn which Lord Brynden Malroy goes on a hunt with Lord Randyll Tarly, meets some old friends and finally gets what he has been seeking. Collective Game, House Malroy, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2016-07-11 14 
355679A Song of Misery and Salt (House Creation) Chapter IHouse Fraser, a House known for it's madness, well not really as she's a small House from the Iron Islands.Collective Game, House Fraser, Game of Thrones, ASOIAF2016-07-14 7 
48340135A Song of Revenge and Gold: House Malroy Quest | Chapter XLIXIn which Lord Brynden Malroy jousts for the first time in several years, gains a huge opportunity, and participates in an Archery Contest.Collective Game, House Malroy, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2016-07-19 17 
379810You awaken in Westeros... (QUEST, pt. 1)You wake up buck ass naked in Westeros, armed with the knowledge of the book series. Let's not get killed alright? Collective Game, Game of Thrones, You awake in Westeros Quest, A Song of Ice and Fire2016-07-20 6 
381648A Song of Misery and Salt Chapter IIThe quest starts, House Fraser battles bandits and discuss the next step in winning back their lost renown.Collective Game, House Fraser, Game of Thrones, ASOIAF2016-07-21 4 
390053You awake in Westeros... Ch.2 - QUESTWe do more shenanigans, almost get caught by our friend with a whore, hatch a money laundering scheme, and have some uncomfortable staresGame of Thrones, You awake in Westeros, quest, collective games2016-07-22 0 
396067You awake in Westeros... Ch.3 - QUESTIn which our QM shoots himself in the foot by revealing that he was also a player all along. Then everyone becomes Velo.Game of Thrones, You awake in Westeros, quest, collective games, QM suicide2016-07-22 5 
48435299A Song of Revenge and Gold: House Malroy Quest | Chapter LIn which Lord Brynden Malroy finishes the Archery Contest. And takes a man to trial. Collective Game, House Malroy, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2016-07-25 11 
August 2016
426908A song of Misery and Salt: House Fraser Quest Chapter IIIMeeting, trading, a month of respite for House Fraser.Collective Game, House Fraser, Game of Thrones, ASOIAF2016-08-06 2 
452818Life of a Bastard QuestAdventures of Ser Lucerys Waters, mercenary captain and slaver, in the service of LysMercenary, Slaver, Westeros, Song of Ice and Fire, Game of Thrones2016-08-08 -4 
September 2016
49313360Old Ones ThreadDiscussion of many different ideas of anons for Old Ones/Old Gods in their various settings/campaigns.Old Ones, Cosmic horror, Cthulhu, Lovecraft, Old Gods, Gods2016-09-14 6 
591524A Song of Revenge and Gold: House Malroy Quest | Recap I-L & Q&AIn which, Lord Brynden Malroy is introduced to /qst/ after a hiatus. Questions are answered, recaps are had, and Father returns home.Collective Game, House Malroy, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2016-09-18 10 
547639A Song of Storms and Time: A House Deschain Quest House Deschain is a house located in the middle of Dornish Marches. You play as Ser Wil Deschain, having just earned his knighthood.Collective Game, House Deschain, Deschain, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2016-09-22 1 
558058A Song of Storms and Time: A House Deschain Quest #2Ser Wil Deschain arrives in Kings Landing to sort out inheritances and watch some tournaments.Collective Game, House Deschain, Deschain, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2016-09-22 1 
604018 A Song of Storms and Time: A House Deschain Quest #3Ser Wil Deschain meets with a Prince and talks about the state of the Seven Kingdoms and Dorne. Collective Game, House Deschain, Deschain, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2016-09-22 1 
October 2016
704899[ONESHOT] Edgelords of The Outer RimYou are Wedge Hastings, and you make your way to your new home in The Outer Rim.Edge, Edgelords of The Outer Rim, Fantasy, Oneshot, Collective Game2016-10-15 2 
737428[ONESHOT] Edgelords of The Outer Rim 2Wedge and Maria come across a small fishing village, and test their mettle with a dragon.Edge, Edgelords of The Outer Rim, Fantasy, Oneshot, Collective Game2016-10-22 1 
764790[ONESHOT] Edgelords of The Outer Rim FinaleWedge and company finally reach the border.Edge, Edgelords of The Outer Rim, Fantasy, Oneshot, Collective Game2016-10-29 1 
November 2016
792895Suns, Stars & Sins Quest 1In the distant future of 1999, the planet of New Arizona calls for a new hero...Space, Western, Space Western, Suns Stars & Sins, Oneshot, Collective Game2016-11-05 1 
819181Sons, Stars & Sins Quest 2Simon travels to Fool's Gold Gulch, but meets someone unexpected.Space, Western, Space Western, Suns Stars & Sins, Oneshot, Collective Game 2016-11-12 1 
846882Sons, Stars & Sins Quest 3 FinaleSimon deals with the fallout of his actions.Space, Western, Space Western, Suns Stars & Sins, Oneshot, Collective Game2016-11-19 1 
February 2017
1136879A Song of Revenge and Gold: House Malroy Quest | Chapter LI - A Black Flower's TaleIn which Ser Mason Flowers is granted land and titles befitting his leal service to Steadhold and House Malroy.Collective Game, House Malroy, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF, House Blackflowers2017-02-14 10 
1203163A Song of Revenge and Gold: House Malroy Quest | Chapter LI-i - A Black Flower's Tale IIIn which Ser Mason Flowers deals with unrest amongst the Cronwnlands, Princewood, and Fairbanks while Brynden is away in Highgarden.Collective Game, House Malroy, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF, House Blackflowers2017-02-28 10 
March 2017
1238116A Song of Blood and Water: House Blackett Quest | House and Character CreationThe creation of House Blackett and meeting our liege lord, Jason Mallister.Collective Game, House Blackett, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2017-03-12 8 
1254516A Song of Blood and Water: House Blackett Quest IIStuff happens.Collective Game, House Blackett, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2017-03-21 6 
April 2017
1293511A Song of Blood and Water: House Blackett Quest IIISome stuff happens.Collective Game, House Blackett, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2017-04-02 5 
1293395A Song of Revenge and Gold: House Malroy Quest | Chapter LII In which Tourney at Wendwater, feast and opening of the Archery Contest. Flashback thread between the Melee of Steadhold and the Wedding.Collective Game, House Malroy, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2017-04-06 10 
July 2017
1652938Moe Drones Skirmish: Londry EditionCommanders, drones, and mobile factories fighting for the dietary health of mankind. Maintenance mission, wrestling with awkward controls.skirmish, moe drones, Londry, veggies, pumpkin2017-07-19 1 
1682772Moe Drones Skirmish: Londry Edition 2The mission is jeopardized. veggies, londry, moe drones skirmish2017-07-29 1 
1705407Game of Thrones House CreationIn which we generate House Grallner, a Knightly House of the Vale. And Ser Landor Grallner, the Knight of Whitestone Keep.Collective Games, House Grallner, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2017-07-29 14 
August 2017
1719632A Song of Silver & Sword: House Grallner Quest - Chapter IIn which we meet Ser Landon Grallner, the Knight of Whitestone Keep and welcome our liegelord's heir, Ser Cador Belmore.Collective Games, House Grallner, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2017-08-04 15 
1759900A Song of Silver & Sword: House Grallner Quest - Chapter IIIn which Ser Landon Grallner battles Moon Swallows, beheads turncloaks, and continues seeking the traitor.Collective Games, House Grallner, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2017-08-17 10 
1782413A Song of Silver & Sword: House Grallner Quest - Chapter III In which Ser Landon Grallner deals with the continued sabotage of his House.Collective Games, House Grallner, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2017-08-24 7 
1803801A Song of Silver & Sword: House Grallner Quest - Chapter IVIn which Ser Landon Grallner deals with the fallout of the Betrayal of Whitestone Keep and brings his crusade to the enemy's turf.Collective Games, House Grallner, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2017-08-30 5 
September 2017
1820037A Song of Blood and Water: House Blackett Quest IVWe're done with the weddingCollective Game, House Blackett, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2017-09-09 4 
1845542A Song of Silver & Sword: House Grallner Quest - Chapter VIn which Ser Landon Grallner visits his liege, Lord Benedar Belmore in Strong Song.Collective Games, House Grallner, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2017-09-11 5 
1880771A Song of Silver & Sword: House Grallner Quest - Chapter VIIn which Ser Landon Grallner continues his time in Strong Song. Collective Games, House Grallner, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2017-09-23 5 
1907597A Song of Silver & Sword: House Grallner Quest - Chapter VIIIn which Ser Landon Grallner finishes up his time in Strong Song.Collective Games, House Grallner, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2017-09-29 5 
October 2017
1951721A Song of Silver & Sword: House Grallner Quest - Chapter VIIIIn which Ser Landon Grallner returns home to Whitestone Keep, reviews his military's progress, and makes leave soon after for Krayenport.Collective Games, House Grallner, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2017-10-13 5 
1938867Emily Jones and the Quest for Playability: Part OneIn which Emily's quest begins.Fun with Lego, Emily Jones, Collective Game, Lego, fantasy, elves2017-10-19 5 
1956530Emily Jones and the Quest for Playability: Part TwoIn which Emily's quest concludes.Fun with Lego, Emily Jones, Collective Game, Lego, fantasy, elves2017-10-19 5 
1978388A Song of Silver & Sword: House Grallner Quest - Chapter IXIn which Ser Landon Grallner attends the Melee in Krayenport. Collective Games, House Grallner, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2017-10-24 5 
November 2017
2028883A Song of Silver & Sword: House Grallner Quest - Chapter XIn which Ser Landon Grallner participates in the Battle of the Dawntower Foothills.Collective Games, House Grallner, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2017-11-07 5 
December 2017
2146482Silent Stars: Side StoryAn Industrial mech becomes self aware, slaughters a gang, fights a tank, and rescues a clone.NonGent, Space, Mechs, Tanks, Ultraviolence, Clones2017-12-22 2 
2167612Viserys Quest IIn which we sail to Myr, make new friends, get laughed at and start our own Free Company.Asoiaf, Viserys, Game of Thrones, Quest, A Song of Ice and Fire,2017-12-24 10 
January 2018
2194236Viserys Quest IIIn which we march, and march, and march some more.Viserys, Asoiaf, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, Beneath the Gold the Bitter Steel2018-01-07 6 
February 2018
2241861Silent Stars: Side Story vol 3A maintenance drone fixes some things, fights some rats, becomes a nuclear power, and accidentally wipes a city off the map.NonGent, Dystopia, SciFi, Drones, Collective game2018-02-01 1 
2298325Tide of StarsWe try to stop a dangerous group on a space station before the QM stops writingTide of Stars, Quest, Oneshot, Collective Game, Consul2018-02-25 1 
March 2018
2374870The Fate of that Blood #1In the Stormlands of Westeros, an old and distinguished, if small, family stands proud.BrotherQM, Fate of that Blood, Collective Game, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, A Song of Ice and Fire, Game of Thrones2018-03-16 5 
June 2018
2628798Prometheus Quest A short startBonesinger, Stolen Quest, Faggot Guarantee, Mage2018-06-12 1 
2608381Sophie Jones and the Quest for Playability: Part OneIn which Sophie's quest begins.Fun with Lego, Emily Jones, Sophie Jones, Lego, fantasy, elves2018-06-17 1 
2627611Sophie Jones and the Quest for Playability: Part TwoIn which Sophie's quest concludes.Fun with Lego, Emily Jones, Sophie Jones, Lego, fantasy, elves2018-06-22 1 
July 2018
2653681ASOIAF House CreationWhere we make a Riverlands House with a shit fighting lord who is the saltiest fuck and the op doesn’t make the second threadAsoiaf, house creation, game of thrones,2018-07-03 1 
2686982YouOnlyGetOneShot #1The adventure beginsFantasy, YouOnlyGetOneShot, YOGOS, Warrior, Collective Game, JeremyQm2018-07-04 2 
2702529YouOnlyGetOneShot #2You meet a guard and visit your companions uncleFantasy, YOGOS, YouOnlyGetOneShot, Warrior, Collective Game, JeremyQm2018-07-12 2 
2703206Rosalyn Nightshade and the Quest for Playability: Part OneIn which Rosalyn's quest begins.Fun with Lego, Emily Jones, Rosalyn Nightshade, Lego, fantasy, elves2018-07-19 1 
2722361Rosalyn Nightshade and the Quest for Playability: Part TwoIn which Rosalyn's quest continues.Fun with Lego, Emily Jones, Rosalyn Nightshade, Lego, fantasy, elves2018-07-29 1 
August 2018
2759681Rosalyn Nightshade and the Quest for Playability: Part ThreeIn which Rosalyn's quest continues, again.Fun with Lego, Emily Jones, Rosalyn Nightshade, Lego, fantasy, elves2018-08-11 1 
61149136fish people discussion and worldbuilding/tg/ brainstorms ideas for aquatic and amphibious sentient races.worldbuilding, ocean, aquatic, amphibious, species, races, deep ones, mermaids, underwater vore hell,2018-08-11 1 
2806215Game of Thrones House Gen: Thread 1In which House Blacksand and Lady Lissara is made, a hubby is picked, and hedge knights are recruitedCollective Game, House Blacksand, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2018-08-20 17 
2810674Lost Valyrian Quest 1A start. Game of thrones, asoiaf, narrative, valyrian, girl, typhus2018-08-21 3 
2819624A Song of Sand and Steel 2We go on the road, and visit Yronwood. Collective Game, House Blacksand, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2018-08-26 12 
2803616Rosalyn Nightshade and the Quest for Playability: Part FourIn which Rosalyn's quest approaches its conclusion.Fun with Lego, Emily Jones, Rosalyn Nightshade, Lego, fantasy, elves2018-08-27 1 
September 2018
2837975A Song of Sand and Steel 3We leave Yronwood, Ser Ascar fights a duel, Ellaria mothers us, Oberyn poisons us, and we get stabbed. Collective Game, House Blacksand, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2018-09-01 8 
2838579Rosalyn Nightshade and the Quest for Playability: Part FiveIn which Rosalyn's quest concludes.Fun with Lego, Emily Jones, Rosalyn Nightshade, Lego, fantasy, elves2018-09-08 1 
2858976Lost Valyrian Test IIA lost Valyrian girl tries to find her way in the worldQuest, Valyrian, girl, Typhus, Lost, awoiaf, a world of ice and fire, game of thrones, got2018-09-10 2 
2852457A Song of Sand and Steel THREAD 4We recover from being stabbed, and prepare a banquet for a rich fat man. We find out who tried to kill us, and prepare to make war on them. Collective Game, House Blacksand, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2018-09-10 8 
2877461A Song of Sand and Steel THREAD 5We retake Vulture's Roost, fight the war, win the war, find out some really bad news, and QM becomes ill. Collective Game, House Blacksand, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2018-09-22 9 
October 2018
2909057A Song of Sand and Steel THREAD 6We go to Storm's End, meet Bobby B, killed a beast and watch Carth try his best at the archery tournament.Collective Game, House Blacksand, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2018-10-07 9 
2984375999 Quest 5999 and company reunite with Vuindred once again, before venturing into a mentalscape and facing Abyssal vileness. Clone shenanigans ensue.999 Quest, SCP, World Of Darkness, /qst/, fucking wizards, clones, Zelda2018-10-28 4 
November 2018
3005750The Thing in the WoodsA group of teenagers go camping in the woods and strange things start to happen. How many of them will survive to return home?The Thing in the Woods, Horror, Slasher, Modern, Oneshot, Cryptid, CryptidQM2018-11-01 6 
3064141Visual Novel Quest!A cute and light-hearted quest about finding love at your new school!Collective Game, cyoa, Visual Novel Quest!, drawfag, meta, horror, grimdark, gore, oneshot, anime2018-11-26 32 
January 2019
3153977Gumby's CYOA Simulator!A CYOA Simulator starring you and an empty house!Collective Game, cyoa, Gumby's CYOA Simulator, drawfag, meta, horror, grimdark, gore, oneshot, anime2019-01-06 26 
3170881Gumby's CYOA Simulator v2.0A CYOA Simulator starring you and an empty house...again!Collective Game, cyoa, Gumby's CYOA Simulator, drawfag, meta, horror, grimdark, gore, oneshot, anime2019-01-13 20 
February 2019
3223954SacrificeA cute and fun quest about school politics and the escapades of you and your blind little sister!Collective Game, cyoa, Sacrifice Quest, drawfag, horror, grimdark, gore, oneshot, anime2019-02-04 21 
3244262Gumby's CYOA Simulator v3.0The third thread where walking out without any hearing protection results in an instant bad end. It does contain meta knowledge however.Collective Game, cyoa, Gumby's CYOA Simulator, drawfag, meta, horror, grimdark, gore, oneshot, anime2019-02-23 0 
March 2019
3311209So coldIT'S A SNOW DAY! TIME TO HAVE SOME FUN!Collective Game, cyoa, meta, So cold, drawfag, horror, gore, oneshot, anime2019-03-11 2 
April 2019
3403168House Reynold Creation ThreadThe thread where we create House Reynold, a former cadet branch of House Reyne, now sworn to the Lannisters.GoT, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, House Reynold, 2019-04-08 24 
3421221House Reynold Quest Chapter 1We meet our MC, Mervyn Reynold, go on a hunt and meet our wife. Reynold, House Reynold, Game of Thrones2019-04-13 21 
3410643SOSAnother day on the grind... or so you thought. Looks like this is gonna be a long one.Collective Game, cyoa, SOS, drawfag, horror, gore, oneshot, anime, military, violence2019-04-14 10 
3416334Exquisite Corpse Quest 1The return of Kestrel, Kudzu-Crowned, Lower-Lord, Him.Exquisite Corpse, multiple QM, weekly, Bonesinger2019-04-14 3 
3425169The Quest of the Branded Ones Pt 2In which they ride a stolen boat to a dwarven island and meet an old friend.Branded Ones Quest, Ursd, Edgar, Ana, Boat, Brand, ShogunRyuusha, Collective Game2019-04-17 1 
3440967House Reynold Quest Chapter 2Mervyn learns of the future plans for war, resists his wifes seductions, absolutely pummels his squire and rides for Hornvale. GoT, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, House Reynold, 2019-04-22 20 
3428490SOS (Part 2)Survive the wasteland. Or run out of time trying.Collective Game, cyoa, meta, SOS, drawfag, horror, gore, oneshot, anime, military, violence2019-04-23 7 
3441608The Quest of the Branded Ones Pt 3Entering a Dwarven Ruin, they are conscripted to repair it.Branded Ones Quest, Ursd, Edgar, Ana, Boat, Brand, ShogunRyuusha, Collective Game2019-04-23 1 
3433964Exquisite Corpse Quest 2Slimes underground don't get very farExquisite Corpse, multiple QM, weekly, Bonesinger2019-04-27 1 
May 2019
3469966House Reynold Quest Chapter 3Where we face our darkest fear, slay a bastard robber knight, and realize we're involved in a plot. GoT, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, House Reynold, Reynold2019-05-02 20 
3461801GoT Essos Quest, Aego EimosA Homebrew of Essos families is tried, a council is attended, and decisions are taken.Collective Game, Essos, The Eimos Family, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2019-05-11 1 
3468399A Song of Sand and Steel THREAD 7QM returns, and the tournament is concluded. Jamie Lannister looses a bet, and Robert continues to be Robert. Collective Game, House Blacksand, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2019-05-11 7 
3498963House Reynold Quest Chapter 4Where we return from Hornvale and meet Andrea Brax, and then switch to play as Tyrus, our squire trying to earn his knighthood.GoT, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, House Reynold, Reynold2019-05-17 17 
3521000A Song of Revenge and Gold: House Malroy Quest | Chapter LIIIIn which Lord Brynden Malroy gains some degree of revenge in a Trial by Seven.Collective Game, House Malroy, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2019-05-22 16 
3495586Cinderella and the Quest for Playability: Part OneIn which Cinderella's quest begins.Fun with Lego, Emily Jones, Cinderella, Lego, fantasy, elves2019-05-24 1 
June 2019
3499861A Song of Sand and Steel THREAD 8A short thread where we play as Jelissa before the QM disappears againCollective Game, House Blacksand, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2019-06-03 5 
3527420Cinderella and the Quest for Playability: Part TwoIn which Cinderella's quest continues.Fun with Lego, Emily Jones, Cinderella, Lego, fantasy, elves2019-06-04 1 
3534534House Reynold Quest Chapter 5Where we continue our vacation from Mervyn as Allysa, schmooze some lords, than participate in the melee as Merv, and discuss kids names.GoT, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, House Reynold, Reynold2019-06-06 16 
3558247A Song of Revenge and Gold: House Malroy Quest | Chapter LIVIn which Brynden Malroy returns home, finds an unexpected gift and unwelcome guests, makes trade deals and becomes a Captain Planet villainCollective Game, House Malroy, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2019-06-07 12 
3567514House Reynold Quest Chapter 6Where we meet Ser Remus Webber and haggle over some horses, joust reasonablet well but fall short in the quarters, and hire on a new lance.GoT, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, House Reynold, Reynold2019-06-21 15 
July 2019
3585736A Song of Revenge and Gold: House Malroy Quest | Chapter LVIn which Lord Brynden Malroy finalizes the plans to repel the Langward Invasion and participates in the Blitz of the Violet Plains.Collective Game, House Malroy, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2019-07-03 8 
3623970A Song of Revenge and Gold: House Malroy Quest | Chapter LVIIn which, Victus Waters participates in the Battle of the Northern Princewood. And Ser Mason Flowers leads the defense of Steadhold. Collective Game, House Malroy, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2019-07-10 7 
67213307Stranded at a Sci-Fi Desert Outpostin an abandoned mining station on a desolate desert planet, a stranded crew of spacers must endure a harsh environment and the paranormal.Horror, sci-fi, brainstorming, oneshot, worldbuilding, eldritch entities, paranormal, supernatural, outer space, space ship, space station2019-07-15 24 
3628939House Reynold Quest Chapter 7Where we attend some more planning, head to Lannisport, get some armour and other things and spar with Cardyn "Cheapshot" LantellGoT, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, House Reynold, Reynold2019-07-16 14 
3667899House Reynold Quest Chapter 8Where we do some dirty deeds for dirt cheap, pull Cardyn's fat out of the fire and return home, and get a flashback from Merv's childhood.GoT, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, House Reynold, Reynold2019-07-26 14 
August 2019
3669679A Song of Revenge and Gold: House Malroy Quest | Chapter LVIIIn which Lord Brynden Malroy attends to his House and family's needs in King's Landing. Collective Game, House Malroy, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2019-08-04 5 
3698978House Reynold Quest Chapter 9Where we do battle, surrender, and watch Elleanor prove why she is the true power of Ember Peak, before meeting our infant son.GoT, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, House Reynold, Reynold2019-08-07 13 
3747573A Song of Revenge and Gold: House Malroy Quest | Chapter LVIIIIn which Lord Brynden Malroy finishes up in King's Landing, making some incredibly difficult decisions. Collective Game, House Malroy, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2019-08-16 5 
3728649A Song of Knights and Pearls: House Boggs Quest [Thread I]We’re playing as Ser Cormaic Boggs, Knight of the Boggwood. A 19-year-old Knight with unconventional and cunning strategies.Collective Game, House Boggs, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2019-08-18 10 
3770289Beastman QuestQuest about a beastman surviving in the world. Went to get some food, human meat to be exact.Beastman Quest, Beastman, Oneshot, Beasty, Collective Game2019-08-29 -1 
September 2019
68085623Epic Song of Swords fecht thread.What started as a Song of Swords thread quickly turned into an epic fecht thread : Katana vs Sword and Oberyn Martell VS Gregor Clegane.Song of Swords, SoS, Game of Thrones, Oberyn Martell, Gregor Clegane, Katana, Sword, Fecht, Ronin, Knight2019-09-01 2 
3783881A Song of Revenge and Gold: House Malroy Quest | Chapter LIXIn which Lord Brynden Malroy returns to Steadhold to celebrate the marriage of Ser Mason Flowers.Collective Game, House Malroy, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2019-09-05 5 
3757324A Song of Knights and Pearls: House Boggs Quest [Thread II]In which you get married, jump over a fire, then start another much larger fireCollective Game, House Boggs, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2019-09-06 5 
3784041House Reynold Quest Chapter 10Where we assist Tygon in dealing with the fallout of conflict, get Allysa pregnant again, and acquire some new duds. GoT, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, House Reynold, Reynold2019-09-11 13 
3792352A Song of Knights and Pearls: House Boggs Quest [Thread III]In which you gained a powerful sponsor, snatched up a house, knighted a fat kid, and sowed the seeds of a new alliance. Collective Game, House Boggs, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2019-09-22 5 
October 2019
3849123Runaway Jedi Quest 1: PrologueJedi Knight Gohl and the Youngling Dove flee the jedi temple and Corsucant after Order 66Starborn QM, Starborn, Star Wars, Runaway, Jedi, Youngling, Corsucant, Smuggler, Undercity, Temple, Clones, Order 66, Noorian, Palliduvan 2019-10-08 4 
3826468A Song of Knights and Pearls: House Boggs Quest [Thread IV]You deal with a bunch of politics and are finally welcomed back into the King's Peace.Collective Game, House Boggs, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2019-10-09 4 
3837836House Reynold Quest Chapter 11Where we travel to Fair Isle, defeat Tygett Lannister, plot with Tygon and hear the Rains of Castamere...GoT, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, House Reynold, Reynold2019-10-10 11 
3867947Second American Civil War Command Quest oneshot./qst/ tries to hold off a nationalist assault on their town. Second American Civil War, Oneshot, Collective Game2019-10-14 0 
3861080A Song of Knights and Pearls: House Boggs Quest [Thread V]You have a nasty fight within the city walls, gain a new ally, and Ciara gets married.Collective Game, House Boggs, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2019-10-22 4 
3865523A Song of Revenge and Gold: House Malroy Quest | Chapter LXIn which we finally get to lys and drama happens Collective Game, House Malroy, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2019-10-29 6 
3882156House Reynold Quest Chapter 12Where we joust some more, talk with Elleanor and Joanna, help Ser Austin find love and fight pirates. And help Tygon do some dirty deeds.GoT, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, House Reynold, Reynold2019-10-31 10 
November 2019
3881876Runaway Jedi Quest 2: Can't Escape From Crossing FateGohl's desperate flight continues. Ace Pilot Iso and Youngling Dove watch on in horror as The Chosen One himself chases the edi survivorsStarborn QM, Starborn, Star Wars, Runaway, Jedi, Youngling, Corsucant, Smuggler, Undercity, Temple, Clones, Order 66, Noorian, Palliduvan2019-11-01 1 
3884266A Song of Knights and Pearls: House Boggs Quest [Thread VI]A battle against pirates, a new alliance, and a return home.Collective Game, House Boggs, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2019-11-09 3 
3917735House Reynold Quest Chapter 13Where we visit the ruins of Castamere with Lady Elleanor Reynold before heading off to Harrenhal and finding out about our teammates. GoT, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, House Reynold, Reynold2019-11-30 8 
December 2019
3910813A Song of Knights and Pearls: House Boggs Quest [Thread VII]A fateful decision is made and an investigation has begun.Collective Game, House Boggs, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2019-12-01 1 
3944718Runaway Jedi Quest 2: Chain Ganggohl and co. land on an outer rim world to purchase supplies for their stay in the wilderness.Starborn QM, Starborn, Star Wars, Runaway, Jedi, Youngling, Corsucant, Smuggler, Undercity, Temple, Clones, Order 66, Noorian, Palliduvan2019-12-10 1 
3949050House Reynold Quest Chapter 14Where we begin the festivities at Harrenhal, fighting through the team rounds of the melee, feasting, and meeting a son of House Malroy.GoT, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, House Reynold, Reynold2019-12-18 7 
January 2020
3993966Deep Space Recon QuestA recon team investigates a derelict ship.Scifi, Space, Aliens, Recon, Oneshot2020-01-04 2 
4009927Onslaught SkirmishKaldorei are scrambling to save as many civilians as possible from overwhelming eldrazi invasionskirmish, collective game, eldrazi, fantasy, kaldorei, old ones, great ones2020-01-24 0 
February 2020
4042256A Song of Revenge and Gold: House Malroy Quest | Chapter LXIWhere we wrap up our time in Lys by meeting an old lover, meeting our daughter and getting our new family heirloom. Collective Game, House Malroy, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2020-02-10 5 
4050221House Reynold Quest Chapter 15Where we finish up the Grand Melee at Harrenhal before getting to meet with the Hand of the King regarding Elleanor's ambitions.GoT, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, House Reynold, Reynold2020-02-14 7 
4060119ASOIAF: House Shryke Quest #1Captain Aurion Shryke, a lowborn dragonseed, sets the founding moments of his House in motion with a sellsword company at his back.Collective Game, House Shryke, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2020-02-26 27 
March 2020
4100027ASOIAF: House Shryke Quest #2In which you finally return home and make friends and enemies alike.Collective Game, House Shryke, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2020-03-17 18 
4108967House Reynold Quest Chapter 16Where we finish our time in Harrenhal and travel to the Golden Tooth where House Reynold gains a betrothal but Mervyn loses a squire.GoT, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, House Reynold, Reynold2020-03-20 7 
April 2020
4133369ASOIAF: House Shryke Quest #3Negotiations and plots along with a brief POV shift.Collective Game, House Shryke, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2020-04-01 16 
4163380House Reynold Quest Chapter 17Where we meet with Lord Tywin Lannister and agree to serve his interests, before hearing of war and sailing south to Goldengrove. GoT, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, House Reynold, Reynold2020-04-16 7 
4167440ASOIAF: House Shryke Quest #4The Calm Before the StormCollective Game, House Shryke, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2020-04-19 13 
May 2020
4188039Girls and Guns QuestA programmer and her government murder bot find themselves stuck at work when the stars align and the long night falls.Sci-fi, horror, eldritch, bonesinger, high lethality2020-05-02 1 
4203477ASOIAF: House Shryke Quest #5Separating lies from truths and then forcing others to do the same.Collective Game, House Shryke, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2020-05-06 13 
4207029Labyrinth [Skirmish] Missions 1 & 2Mission 1: [The Nightwatch Begins] sees Dasani Squad taking their first steps into the dungeon. Mission 2: [Maze of Minos]fenster, collective game, collaborative game, skirmish, drones, gynoid, gynoids, dasani squad, labyrinth, cultists, cult, crystals, crystal2020-05-08 0 
4238752ASOIAF: House Shryke Quest #6Tying up loose ends.Collective Game, House Shryke, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2020-05-25 12 
4246546Labyrinth [Skirmish] Mission 3Dasani Squad takes on their third region and in no means do they have to retreat and try again. Nosiree.fenster, collective game, collaborative game, skirmish, drones, gynoid, gynoids, dasani squad, labyrinth, cultists, cult, crystals, crystal2020-05-31 0 
June 2020
4277377House Reynold Quest Chapter 18Where we participate in the Battle of Ashford, and start to deal with it's aftermathGoT, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, House Reynold, Reynold2020-06-16 7 
4274280ASOIAF: House Shryke Quest #7Plotting and drinking and making new friends. You also become more learned. Collective Game, House Shryke, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2020-06-18 12 
July 2020
4285817 The Red Comet of Westeros 1#We crash land on westerosasoiaf, game of thrones, space2020-07-01 0 
4318940 House Reynold Quest Part 19 - ASoIaFWhere we siege Felwood, fight a duel and have many conversations. GoT, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, House Reynold, Reynold2020-07-13 7 
4348252Cooli's Mech Quest - Siege of AingstgaardCooli tried and tried so hard that a mech quest materialized.mech, military, future, d100, platoon, mecha, oneshot2020-07-13 8 
4314488ASOIAF Quest - Ironborn House GenerationWhere we create House Redhand, an ancient ironborn house and its current heir, young Victara Redhand.Collective Game, House Redhand, Game of Thrones, GoT, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF, QM Ironboi, Ironborn2020-07-18 5 
4322907ASOIAF Quest - House Redhand Thread 1The story of Victara Redhand begins with a disturbance by the Brothers, a band of Faithful wanting to bring down the ironborn. Collective Game, House Redhand, Game of Thrones, GoT, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF, QM Ironboi, Ironborn2020-07-24 3 
August 2020
4341421ASOIAF: House Shryke Quest #8You rub a head for good luck and incite a mobCollective Game, House Shryke, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2020-08-05 12 
4374593House Reynold Quest Chapter 20For I may be small, but I will stand tall, While giants fear to walk in the light...GoT, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, House Reynold, Reynold2020-08-15 4 
4389754ASOIAF: House Silverbank Creation ThreadIn which we create House Silverbank, a Riverlands House on the Western end, beset by complete lawlessness. The MC is a bastard of the Lady.House Silverbank, Silverbank, Bastard, ASOIAF, Game of Thrones, GoT, A Song of Ice and Fire2020-08-25 0 
4421709Cooli's Mech Quest - Siege of Aingstgaard 1.5Second part of the wacky adventure of Zaur Givi and his crewmech, military, future, d100, platoon, mecha, oneshot, cooli, mug, cegremo, bbwhen, rebuidnbs2020-08-25 7 
4412533ASOIAF: House Shryke Quest #9Dice are cast with lives on the line. A storm brews.Collective Game, House Shryke, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2020-08-28 12 
4370656ASOIAF Quest - House Redhand Thread 2Part 2 where Ironboi disappearsCollective Game, House Redhand, Game of Thrones, GoT, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF, QM Ironboi, Ironborn2020-08-28 0 
September 2020
4471475A Song of Revenge and Gold: House Malroy Quest | Chapter LXIIIn which Lord Brynden Malroy returns to Westeros and takes the fight to his enemies upon the seas and within the courts.Collective Game, House Malroy, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2020-09-30 2 
October 2020
4474611Delinquent in Love QuestYou are a DELINQUENT, and y-you're totally not into your NEW CLASSMATE, b-baka.delinquent in love, drawquest, sakura, delinquent, school, oneshot, collective game, quest2020-10-09 6 
4490118House Reynold Quest Chapter 22Where we go to Kings Landing and seek answers to many unanswered questions. GoT, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, House Reynold, Reynold2020-10-12 -10 
4453899ASOIAF: House Shryke Quest #10The AftermathCollective Game, House Shryke, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2020-10-14 11 
4495689Cooli's Mech Quest - Siege of Aingstgaard 1.7Finalémech, military, future, d100, platoon, mecha, oneshot, cooli, mug, cegremo, bbwhen, rebuidnbs, whereismycommission2020-10-17 3 
December 2020
4506554Bug Army of the Locustmotive [Skirmish]Under the purview of a scorching sun lies the remnants of Dry Hive. Early one morning scouts notice a train stationed nearby. Hope perhaps?fenster, collective game, collaborative game, skirmish, drones, bug army, bugs, bug, army, locustmotive, train, bug puns2020-12-01 1 
4544986Bones Quest #1: The Graveyard ShiftA janitor’s night shift at the Dog Bone Factory turns spooky when an ancient skeleton sorcerer starts raising the dead. Hijinx ensue.Bones Quest, DemBones, Collective Game, Skeletons, Bones, Female Protagonist 2020-12-11 41 
4560012Season Unending: ASOIAF Smallfolk QuestOne-shot quest in which you play a smallfolk hunter in the North, slowly getting involved in bigger and bigger conflicts.Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF, GoT2020-12-27 18 
4585852A Song of Steel and Storms: Chapter 1Where our quest begins as Ser Ardrian Borlund, the first Knight of Stonegrove. GoT, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, House Borlund, Borlund2020-12-29 1 
January 2021
4566575Bones Quest #2: Homeward BONEDA janitor’s rest is cut short after fleeing her skeleton-infested workplace. Friends are made, revelations are had, and cars are raced!Bones Quest, DemBones, Collective Game, Skeletons, Bones, Female Protagonist2021-01-04 37 
February 2021
77290747Angels Eradicant ThreadMEMRI TV Marines and Co. Crusade and teeter on the edge of ExcommunicationSpace Marines, Imperial Guard, Chaos, Clones, MEMRI-TV, Titans2021-02-03 1 
4594492Bones Quest #3: Sybil WarA janitor's reunion with a friend bears quite a bit of fruit including an evil meeting, a daring escape, and even a dance-off!Bones Quest, DemBones, Collective Game, Skeletons, Bones, Female Protagonist2021-02-03 32 
4650432A Song of Steel and Storms: Chapter 2Where Ardrian finds a witch and matters of faith and justice are tested...GoT, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, House Borlund, Borlund2021-02-13 0 
4616851ASOIAF: Alchemist QuestWe start off in Oldtown and lay the groundwork for our future.Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF, Alchemist Quest2021-02-24 5 
March 2021
4635314Bones Quest #4: Rocky RoadA janitor's trip to the Drive-In prompts a wild ride to High School that includes fairies, mystery meat, mascots, and a showdown with RockyBones Quest, DemBones, Collective Game, Skeletons, Bones, Female Protagonist2021-03-03 31 
4667429ASOIAF: Alchemist Quest #2In which we finish our preparations in Oldtown and set sail for Lys.Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF, Alchemist Quest, ASOIAF: Alchemist Quest2021-03-26 2 
April 2021
4679562Bones Quest #5: Bone to RoamA janitor's moment of introspection is interrupted by a relentless foe, a frantic escape, new friends, and several jaw-dropping revelationsBones Quest, DemBones, Collective Game, Skeletons, Bones, Female Protagonist2021-04-01 27 
4711493ASOIAF: Alchemist Quest #3We arrive in Lys and meet with House MorelleonGame of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF, Alchemist Quest, ASOIAF: Alchemist Quest2021-04-04 1 
4735610You Awake in Westeros as Joffrey Baratheon - PrequelIn which the QM performs a post-birth abortion on the fetus of a quest idea just beginning to emerge from the narrative womb. Joffrey SI.Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF, GoT, Joffrey SI2021-04-11 29 
4737100Joffrey QuestYou are going to be late for your first day as monarch!Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF, GoT, Joffrey SI2021-04-20 16 
4749924Joffrey Quest #2Choo choo.Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF, GoT, Joffrey SI2021-04-21 14 
4722989Bones Quest #6: Hardly Workin'A janitor catches up with a few old coworkers, sings her heart out, and takes a walk in the woods with her pals... Bones Quest, DemBones, Collective Game, Skeletons, Bones, Female Protagonist2021-04-28 29 
May 2021
4771347Joffrey Quest #3To Winterfell we go!Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF, GoT, Joffrey SI2021-05-03 9 
4786430Joffrey Quest #4A Lion feasts with direwolves at Winterfell.Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF, GoT, Joffrey SI2021-05-10 6 
4791072ASOIAF: House Shryke Quest #11You travel West.Collective Game, House Shryke, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2021-05-13 7 
4801100Joffrey Quest #5The Baratheon siblings get some cute pets!Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF, GoT, Joffrey SI2021-05-21 1 
4799062Joffrey Quest #5.5Fuck you jannies.Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF, GoT, Joffrey SI2021-05-21 2 
4808110Joffrey Quest #5.6Fuck you JanniesGame of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF, GoT, Joffrey SI2021-05-22 0 
4776251Bones Quest #7: Hard ScienceA janitor hops from a frying pan and lands in a Bunsen burner. Enemies become friends, fights are fought, and an escape ends in laughter.Bones Quest, DemBones, Collective Game, Skeletons, Bones, Female Protagonist2021-05-25 28 
June 2021
4794644ASOIAF: House Physeter Part 1In which a whale decides to swim to the land of the LionsCollective Game, House Physeter, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF, Whale, LeviathanQM2021-06-05 7 
4839262ASOIAF: House Shryke Quest #12You set sail for home and have a fateful encounter.Collective Game, House Shryke, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2021-06-17 2 
4816355ASOIAF: House Physeter Part 2The little whale sails to the Westerlands, negotiates trade deals, and asserts his dominanceCollective Game, House Physeter, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF, Whale, LeviathanQM2021-06-18 5 
4835907Bones Quest #8: Apocalypse SoonA janitor embarks on a mission to eliminate a rogue general and it goes DAM well! Evil plots are foiled and a few old pals return!Bones Quest, DemBones, Collective Game, Skeletons, Bones, Female Protagonist2021-06-22 29 
July 2021
80153668Shadowrun Tale: Chapter 5, Calm before the stormThe Shadowrunners profit of some R&R after winning the race and decide to celebrate their hacker's birthday with more experienced shadowrunShadowrun, Storytime, Shadowrun Tale, Shortfuse, Wolfhound, BYTE, Dice, Party, Birthday, Wuxing, Drones, Walmart2021-07-05 0 
4874362ASOIAF: House Shryke Quest #13You return to your lands after a long absence and set your house in order.Collective Game, House Shryke, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2021-07-07 3 
4878276ASOIAF: House Physeter Part 1After inking a trade deal and rejecting a betrothal, the little whale proceeds to make a series of increasingly stupid decisionsCollective Game, House Physeter, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF, Whale, LeviathanQM2021-07-11 3 
4884984Bones Quest #9: Dead ExcitedA janitor challenges her rival to a race, earns some MUCH NEEDED relaxation time, meets some fans, and listens to a friend's heroic tale!Bones Quest, DemBones, Collective Game, Skeletons, Bones, Female Protagonist2021-07-21 29 
August 2021
4897223Skrimbots (Under Construction) [Skirmish] [wip p1]Dive deep into the surface of an uncharted realm and squash some bugs while you're at it. Keep them off the mole tank or risk termination.fenster, collective game, collaborative game, skirmish, drones, gynoid, gynoids, labyrinth, skrimbots, diceless2021-08-04 0 
September 2021
4929538Bones Quest #10: HomecomingA janitor's college tour takes a nasty turn, and a trip to a local tourist trap becomes downright fishy.Bones Quest, DemBones, Collective Game, Skeletons, Bones, Female Protagonist2021-09-01 27 
4918749ASOIAF: House Physeter Part 4The little whale gets a loan and then the votes deadlock until the thread diesCollective Game, House Physeter, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF, Whale, LeviathanQM2021-09-03 1 
October 2021
4984288Bones Quest #11: Deep TroubleA janitor gets out of jail free without a card, restores some humanity to an old friend, and goes SICKO MODE on some pirates.Bones Quest, DemBones, Collective Game, Skeletons, Bones, Female Protagonist2021-10-13 29 
December 2021
5029984Bones Quest #12: Tibial PursuitsA janitor goes camping before racing her rival to an old-fashioned Wild West showdown with a ruthless outlaw gang!Bones Quest, DemBones, Collective Game, Skeletons, Bones, Female Protagonist, Stanley Parble 2021-12-05 29 
5054659The Apprentice & The Dwarf Quest Part 1Join Julian, an apprentice, as he attempts to complete a hard-to-make-masterpiece -and- woo his shortstack dwarf master at the same time.Quest, Oneshot, Slice Of Life, Male MC, Adventure, Romance2021-12-25 8 
January 2022
5082047Bones Quest #13: Mine Over MatterA janitor hops between worlds, flirts with death in a treacherous mine, and lets loose at an old-fashioned hootenanny!Bones Quest, DemBones, Collective Game, Skeletons, Bones, Female Protagonist, Stanley Parble2022-01-16 28 
5090023HUSBANDO TOURNAMENT 2021The great Husbando Tournament of Quest is hosted at Gongolla Gaol. Sixteen men enter... only one shall be crowned the winner!Indonesian Gentleman, tournament, event, /qst/, Battle Royale, Drawquest, Gongolla Gaol2022-01-21 10 
February 2022
5098319The Apprentice & The Dwarf Quest Part 2Julian and his shortstack master Carinda continue with their task to collect the ingredients necessary to complete Julian's masterpiece.The Apprentice & The Dwarf Quest, Quest, Oneshot, Slice Of Life, Male MC, Adventure, Romance, Dwarf2022-02-02 6 
5123554Bones Quest #14: In Good CompanyA janitor catches up with basically every side character in the damn quest, adopts a new pet, and hunts for a TRAITOR!Bones Quest, DemBones, Collective Game, Skeletons, Bones, Female Protagonist, Stanley Parble2022-02-22 28 
March 2022
5149278The Apprentice & The Dwarf Quest Part 3 Julian and his shortstack master Carinda continue with their task to collect the ingredients necessary to complete Julian's masterpiece.The Apprentice & The Dwarf Quest, Quest, Oneshot, Slice Of Life, Male MC, Adventure, Romance, Dwarf2022-03-15 6 
April 2022
5190116Bones Quest #15: Killing TimeA janitor tracks down where all those missing people have been going, along with the jerk responsible! Bones Quest, DemBones, Collective Game, Skeletons, Bones, Female Protagonist, Stanley Parble2022-04-23 28 
5196133The Apprentice & The Dwarf Quest Part 4Julian and his shortstack master Carinda tie loose ends at the mining city of Quarry.The Apprentice & The Dwarf Quest, Quest, Oneshot, Slice Of Life, Male MC, Adventure, Romance, Dwarf2022-04-28 4 
May 2022
5246640The Apprentice & The Dwarf Quest Part 4Julian and his shortstack master Carinda conclude their adventure.The Apprentice & The Dwarf Quest, Quest, Oneshot, Slice Of Life, Male MC, Adventure, Romance, Dwarf2022-05-13 6 
June 2022
5243275Bones Quest #16: Seaing is BelievingA janitor finds a boat, reconnects with some old faces, and defends the American way on the high seas!Bones Quest, DemBones, Collective Game, Skeletons, Bones, Female Protagonist, Stanley Parble2022-06-05 27 
5288520Dark Ones Return #1The return of a powerful forceCollective game, Dark Ones Return, Fantasy2022-06-29 1 
July 2022
5300670Bones Quest #17: Witchful ThinkingA janitor discovers Atlantis, thwarts a demonic invasion, pisses off one of her bosses and becomes Queen of the Animals.Bones Quest, DemBones, Collective Game, Skeletons, Bones, Female Protagonist, Stanley Parble2022-07-08 27 
5321454Dark Ones Return #2The dark one travels around. Commits theft and makes "friends"Collective Game, Dark Ones Return, Fantasy2022-07-27 1 
5324733The Little Dungeon: Rise of Arthur ValraWherein the new mechanics teased at the end of Thread #6 are put into practice, and the QM is eaten by giant spiders.The Little Dungeon That Could, Spin-Off, Oneshot2022-07-29 4 
5345264FrogcoreA frog explores a new world, using his masterful disguise skills to pose as other speciesFrog, frogcore, collective game, oneshot2022-07-30 6 
August 2022
5340923Bones Quest #18: Dead Man's PartyA janitor enjoys a well-deserved party, reconnects with some old friends and gets closer with a few others.Bones Quest, DemBones, Collective Game, Skeletons, Bones, Female Protagonist, Stanley Parble2022-08-19 26 
September 2022
85845122>would you like to upgrade your roll to a Nat20™ for $1.99?/tg/ pontificates on the games-as-services hellscape that WotC plans to implement in the near future.dndone, 6E, WotC, corporate bootlickers, dndrones2022-09-02 3 
5379588Bones Quest #19: ToMARROW... The World!A janitor finally cleans up the mess and tangles with the aftermath.Bones Quest, DemBones, Collective Game, Skeletons, Bones, Female Protagonist, Stanley Parble2022-09-26 27 
October 2022
5416450Bones Quest #20: OvertimeA janitor ties up a few remaining loose ends only to find countless more waiting for her. See you next shift...Bones Quest, DemBones, Collective Game, Skeletons, Bones, Female Protagonist, Stanley Parble2022-10-12 28 
December 2022
5431180You Fucked UpAce Amaze has done a lot in his life and now has to answer for the less than savory parts in a press meeting.Ace Amaze, oneshot, Quebec Matt, press, conspiracy2022-12-04 2 
March 2023
5542054Tyrant Queen QuestPrincess Isabella tries to take the throne after a coup by her brother, through any means necessary, indulging in cruelty along the way.fantasy, evil protagonist, action, mindbreak, protagonist mindbreaks a twink by raping him, oneshot, has fanart near the end2023-03-02 10 
June 2023
5680436Hajimete no HitozumaA young salaryman uncovers a shocking secret which ties his estranged father and new bride, and must decide what to do with this informationAbandoned Quest, Adopted Quest, Cuckoldry, Family Drama, Oneshot, Suprisingly Wholesome, Japanese Culture2023-06-24 -12 
5681456The Difficult Life of a K-Pop CEOThe wastrel son of a South Korean is gifted his own K-POP company, and immediately turns it into a black company.Koreaboo, idol management, Korean culture, sex, abuse, villain quest, slice-of-life, oneshot2023-06-25 -9 
August 2023
5691057A little adventure maybe (Oneshot)You are a bartender, doing some bartending, and some other things tooBar, Bartender, Bartending, Alcohol, Paint, Drawquest, Dice, Diceroll, Anon, Anonymous, Collective Game, A little adventure maybe, Oneshot2023-08-07 1 
5697599Slice Quest #1: Mind Your ManorsA Pizza Delivery Boy crashes a Grad Party on a private island and catches the interest of several key players... and more.Diesel Crash, Slice Quest, DemBones, Collective Game2023-08-07 25 
5710873Swordsman Quest, OneshotA wandering blade enters town with conspiracy, murder and his own guilt.Swordsman Quest, Oneshot, Collective game, Draw Quest, Samurai2023-08-30 7 
September 2023
5733791Slice Quest #2: Slice Guys Finish LastA delivery boy discovers the truth behind Hauser Island and kicks of ass protecting his new friends from beasts, madmen, and crappy dice.Diesel Crash, Slice Quest, DemBones, Collective Game2023-09-18 20 
October 2023
5777511Onion Adventures OneshotAn Onyun protagonist is born into a world of monsters, makes friends with Krebs, then stops a shadowy spooky conspiracyOnion, Onion Adventures, Oneshot, Collective Game, Quest2023-10-16 11 
5771739Slice Quest #3: A Midnight SmackA delivery boy thwarts a wicked plot, has a run-in with family, and enjoys some well-earned respite.Diesel Crash, Slice Quest, DemBones, Collective Game2023-10-19 18 
November 2023
5790032Westeros: Interregnum Quest 1About 100 years after Robert’s Rebellion, war has come to the Crownlands. Alyn Celtigar seeks his destiny, but first seeks a family heirloWesteros:Interregnum, Herald, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF, House Celtigar2023-11-15 16 
January 2024
5842433Westeros: Interregnum Quest 2Alyn emerges from the ocean beaten and broken and sets about returning to Dragonstone.Westeros:Interregnum, Herald, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF, House Celtigar2024-01-06 4 
5839695Murder Drones QuestA Disassembly Drone enters a tenuous partnership with a worker droneMurder Drones2024-01-08 3 
February 2024
5904464ASOIAF: House Duntreow Creation ThreadIn which we create House Duntreow, a dying Andal house of the Rainwood with an aging lord and a daughter for an heir. Collective Game, House Duntreow, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2024-02-21 10 
March 2024
5931804ASOIAF: House Duntreow Quest 1Lady Gwynfryd Duntreow and companions are captives of a Tyroshi sellsword in the Stepstones. Collective Game, House Duntreow, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2024-03-27 17 
5961634The King & Queen of /QST/: Nominations, Qualifications, & PreparationsThe long-postponed return of the waifu and husbando tournaments of 2021 kicks off with some preparations and preliminary stepstournament, /qst/, event, waifus, Indonesian Gentleman, ReptoidQM2024-03-31 8 
April 2024
5939898Lingdom Quest 3The Little Ones sing, listen to stories, and play.Slice of Life, Lings, Lingdom, Memories, Rika, Bubu, Kari, Puki, Tina, Little Ones, Baba, Pappy2024-04-13 6 
5959556Westeros: Interregnum 2.5Alyn encounters an old house retainer and hears the tale of the Crab KingWesteros:Interregnum, Herald, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF, House Celtigar2024-04-28 3 
May 2024
5967803ASOIAF: House Duntreow Quest 2Lady Gwynfryd Duntreow and Vaaro Orlios take steps to secure their futuresCollective Game, House Duntreow, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2024-05-15 10 
5997910The Queen of /QST/ (2024)2024's contest for /qst/'s Queen kicks off in earnest with a round robin tournament of twelve contenders from various quests!tournament, /qst/, event, waifus, ReptoidQM, Indonesian Gentleman, Olympus QM2024-05-16 9 
5993366Jacob’s Ladder QuestAtticus dies of a mysterious illness and finds himself on a dirt path surrounded by nothing. Storytelling and bonding with strangers ensues.Oneshot, afterlife, mystery, short stories, nature.2024-05-29 1 
June 2024
6014808The King of /QST/ (2024)2024's search for /qst/'s King begins, with twelve of the best boys around vying for the crown!tournament, /qst/, event, waifus, ReptoidQM, Indonesian Gentleman, Olympus QM2024-06-02 8 
5984584Lingdom Quest 4Rika and the gang grow, play, and look at the sky,Slice of Life, Lings, Lingdom, Memories, Rika, Bubu, Kari, Puki, Tina, Little Ones2024-06-02 5 
6028531Another Lord of WesterosA one shot about a Lord from Skagos, whose aim is to bring the island under his power.Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2024-06-14 9 
October 2024
6103513Cyberpunk Clone Cannibal Chef (Oneshot)Hope Bernice Jr., 28-year-old diner owner and clone of her mother, makes a daring escape from both wageslavery and actual slavery.cyberpunk, oneshot, Hope Bernice Jr., Mossless Stone2024-10-05 5 
6095278Dark Quest #1: A Shadow of a DoubtA ritual gone wrong thrusts a frycook smack dab into a land shrouded in impenetrable darkness. Friends are met and goals are set! Dark Quest, DemBones, Collective Game, Anton Peas, Drawquest2024-10-24 6 
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